HoloMYTH is entirely made up of low IQ individuals and I can prove it

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I believe the absolute fucking fiasco of yesterday's Smash stream can be considered the pinnacle of EN "technical issues". For that stream to go the way that it did, there were at least SIX different points of failure that had to be met and broken:
>Amelia never stocked her switch with enough joycons to play four-player games despite buying her HOUSE in part as a NA off-collab base
>None of the visiting Holos thought of bringing their controllers with them despite all owning switches
>None of them thought to buy more controllers when they were at Walmart
>None of them thought to buy more controllers in the 12 hours between the stream's announcement and its start
>None of them thought to charge the controllers they had in the 12 hours between the stream's announcement and its start
>None of them thought to charge the controllers even after the stream was DELAYED

There were four individuals who each had the chance to prevent this from happening at ANY point in this entire chain of events. NONE OF THEM SPOKE UP. EVER. The amount of unchecked human error required for this to happen is astonishing. Forgetting to bring something to your friend's house while visiting for an afternoon is pretty normal. Having four video game streamers from three countries meet for a week and only realize they're not properly set up to play videogames after they've hit the 'rec' button on their stream is... special.

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>>26660741
why’d you capitalize myth

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>>26660741

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>>26660741
Op is a faggot and I don't need to prove it

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>>26660845
>>26661012
They do that because of people like this OP.
They can literally shit in your mouth and retards will demand more.

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>>26661131
Kiara, fulfill your Germanic destiny and shit in my mouth

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>>26661131
They might not do it because of retarded yes men, but retarded yes men definitely enable them to keep doing it.

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>>26660741
Gura sounds so sad these days. You can bet she would rather be hanging out with Council.
Only Council cares about her.

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>>26661131
>>26660741
I don't care, no amount of scuff, incompetence or laziness is going to make me hate them. As long as they are happy, I am happy.
The only that will make me go anti Is if they are rude to other holomems.

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>>26661443
>You can bet she would rather be hanging out with Council
yeah Gura loves not-streaming exactly like Council

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>>26661443
Gura belongs to Ame chumpedo, get it through your thick skull. Gura is head over heels for Ame and she always will be.
Ame took her off-collab virginity. Cope and seethe

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>>26660741
Bro, you're a lot better off dropping them if you're this buttmad about things.
This is how they are - retarded. People don't like them because they're intelligent and competent, people like them because they like pretending they have a girlfriend for a few hours when they bother to stream.
Just spend your time doing literally ANYTHING else.

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>>26661542
Look at this schizophrenia

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>>26661131
I'd love a big fat Amelia gluten shit in my mouth

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>>26661443
She's probably not getting her normal amount of sleep and so is a cranky brat

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>>26661611
this. I don't give a shit about how smatr they are, I just need virtual girlfriends.

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ok nipplenigger

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guys, can we please just talk about how retarded the girls are? no hate please, only cute

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Was the HoloEN curse PEBCAK all along?

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>>26661856
Fuck off.

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>>26661913
You fuck off, first amendment.

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>>26660741
I blame Kiara. She went to a shopping frenzy and annoyed the hell out of other girls

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>>26660741
kiara is both saving and 'ruining' this entire off collab week.
I promise not a single other myth would go 'oh hey pop tarts let's do some dumbass taste testing stream' if kiara didn't bring it up. As bad as some may say it was, off collabs are all about the banter/giggling/fauna slaps irl, so kiara made it happen and at least it's something that happened once all the dust settles in a week.
She also seemed to be proactive asking for ideas for yesterday's smash stream so if that was again all her then at LEAST we got that even though the battery situation OP described was pretty wtf and their drained energy was odd.
But, if she's really stressing out about her own concert and is trying to make some giant birthday blowout extravaganza out of this then everyone's gonna get frustrated and the rest of the off collab streams will suffer.

I'd say the gurame singing was A tier, poptarts B and smash C/D. A cooking stream with handcam or any sort of cake baking/decorating stream would be S, if they somehow play Twister with a cam (wearing costumes and masks or something that kiara made for all of them) and mori falls on gura/ina and suffocates them with her melons, holy SSS tier KINO

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>>26660741
unironically Mori is the smartest in Myth and that's a scary thought

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>>26662630
They are doing mediocre streams now and working on Kiara's birthday while they wait for Mori. They are saving the good stuff for the full cast.

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>>26660741
what a low form of bait, go fuck off somewhere else nintendo

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Councilschizo's out in full force it seems. Myth has been trying to help Council since the start but they don't seem to have the ambition to break from their pre-established bubble. They've done a few stuff like the April Fool's voice switch and Opposite Day Ministry but it's small compared to what Myth has done for setting up special events and holidays, original group song and animation ova to name a few. Not trying to beat a dead horse like Council but since we are getting close to the 1st anniversary of Council, we've gotta ask: What have they contributed to HoloEN as a whole other than a few entertaining streams? It just seems like Council is still coasting by on the HoloEN instead of carving a new chapter in it.

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>>26662735
I mean it is true. People shit on Mori but she is extremely good at making money. I also think she is literally HERE and she does shit on purpose that only you guys would notice just to piss you all off. The only reason the condom money SC pissed her off was because it was containment breaking which is always a faggot move.

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>>26663083
Gura liking Council more than her own gen is more of an accomplishment than what Myth did.
All those things you listed are 80% only Amelia's doing... you can't say all Myth cares about Hololive as a whole when it's only just her and Kiara that does big projects.

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>>26660741
Compared to most of the shitposts in this catalog...a light hearted autistic rant like this is kind of refreshing. I don't think this scuff is that big of a deal but I do sympathize with your frustration.
Yeah it's annoying when chuubas just wing things but we don't know everything that they're dealing with behind the scenes so I learned to give them the benefit of the doubt. Remember to not end up like Joseph

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Ame is the technical person and heart of the operation, but Myth is lost without Mori's protestant work ethic.

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>>26662142
They know how she is. She can't help it.

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>>26663083
Kronii's existence is worth celebrating.

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>>26660741
they are women, iq is of no relevance

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>>26663408
I wonder how her reaction would be like after reading this and how she would respond to it, but I know that's not going to happen.

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>>26661856
Does Ame have an audio recording studio at her home?

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>>26663585
She works hard at shit unrelated to vtubing. Wow, what an accomplishment.

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>>26665187
>"These lazy whores should work harder
"
>Mori: works hard.
>"N-no, not like this"
Retard

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>>26660741
indies don't have this problem

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I don't like Mori

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>>26663660
The other 3 are introverts, and their patience is running out. It start showing on stream

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It's not lack of IQ, they're just lazy. Did you hear them during the stream? They were all tired from whatever they did during the day, they didn't even stream an hour, less when you consider the first 15 minutes was shilling AX. Gura was clearly out of it and the rest were flagging.

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>>26661856
Always has been.

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>>26660741
It's not about being low IQ, they simply don't care.

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>>26665582
Yes? We want streamers, not full time musicians.

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>>26668377
They’re just plain lazy. they put in no effort because they don’t want too and they know their yes men will watch anything they shit out. So glad I got filtered by their voices at debut

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Imagine being as dumb as Gura.
>Join Hololive to get close to your oshii
Cannot speak Japanese.
>Join Hololive to get support
Don't get any support.
>Join Hololive to network
Everyone in Hololive is smaller than you.
>Join Hololive to make money
You'd make more money by just being indie.
>Get a famous artist to do your model.
The riggers are trash and you cannot just pay for a better one because of corporate contract.
Gura is suffering.

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>>26660741
JUST

WAIT

AND

SEE

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>>26662949
>while they wait for Mori
Who's doing another collab with Ironmousey this week because she loves her friends.

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>>26661131
Wait that's a bad thing?

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>>26660741
tldr have fun stewing in your own resentment because vtubers are having fun and seethe

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>and there was OP at night of a wendsday ranting in a mongolian badminton anonymous forum about how some vtubers didnt think of bringing controllers to a presentation they do on the internet

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>>26661542

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>>26660741
BREAKING NEWS, ENTERTAINERS WITHOUT PROPER WRITERS SUCKS.

MORE NEWS AT 11

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Kiara is going to ruin their off collab experience. She is only there to make sure Ame does the work for her birthday stream. INA and Gura are there to be supporting characters for her birthday.

Kiara is naturally selfish. Remember DoKomi? She hired backup dancers without telling IRyS she could do that too. The world revolves around Kiara and if a problem occurs, its your fault.

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>>26674568
That's on Irys for not asking

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>>26660741
>White girls
>Ina being a hikki
>thinking ahead about anything more than 2 hours
There's your answer. But I still love them. They fundamentally changed the vTuber community. They're recording Kiara's sex t ape so these streams are an afterthought.

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>>26674568
and how do you think that conversation would’ve gone?

>hey irys, I’m going to go out of my way and spend my own money to hire backup dancers, make sure you spend money that you may not want to spend and hire some yourself!