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A thread for the Beatmaster Baroness herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe

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I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!!
Remember to love my Mori!!

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>>26581305
Wah Wah World outfits are perhaps the most underrated outfit for either girl in the MV.

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>>26581305
God the amount of sex Mori radiates is unbelievable.

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>>26581434
I still have not watched that cover. I don't know why I keep putting it off

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I'm still sad that I decided against the wine glass for Mori so I can't pair it with Lui's now

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>>26582072
its ogey

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>>26582072
It really grew on me after several listens, it's good to give it a chance.

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>>26582132
the mixer absolutely murdered Mori's vocals, and frankly I don't have a problem with ao's mixes everyone complains about

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/vtwbg/
Chapter 10 of the /morig/ schizo raid story, out.
https://rentry.org/cultural-exchange#chapter-10

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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I am on a business trip so I couldn't follow all the holo activities in the past few days. Did Mori mention anything about IRyS going to her house? She said it before her yuro trip iirc?

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>>26582786
>having to pay half your bones
Jesas

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>>26581728
imagine how much heat her abnormally hot constant-AC-needing body radiates

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>>26582717
Mixing seems to be hit or miss for most hololive productions.

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>>26582926
I don't recall that, but if IRyS tagged along with Mori on her US trip next week, that would be pure kino. My Hopium levels are close to OD'ing

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>>26583012
Mori needs to bring IRyS along then take Kiara and IRyS to a shooting range.

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>>26582964
>Mori has trouble with natural body heat exchange
>I have trouble with body heat exchange
WE ARE

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Deadbeats why is your oshi built like a pixar mom?

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remember to love your Mori

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>>26583076
LIZARD PEOPLE

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>>26583083
because she was built to bear my children

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>>26582943
Well, it's lucky you can get that many bones just out of the hands and feet...

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missed the ASMR gaming stream what am I in for? was my Mori at least cute?

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>>26583435
Less ASMR more soft comfy Mori talking

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>>26583435
Pretty chill stream. She's pretty stressed this week but seemed to relax a bit and have fun between the game and some light banter with chat.

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I love you Moririn!!!

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539332453185138690
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539332453185138690

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Deadbeats, without posting the image, describe your favourite Mori lewd.

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My Morbi stayed up till 5am again...

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>>26584181
She has her phone in her hand, shes wearing white under wear with a garter. Her fingers are covering the reflection of her more sensitive bits. She has an incredibly lewd smile on her face she stairs at the mirror. Her body is angled in such a way as to show off all of its wonderful details

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>>26584181
the one where's she's smiling and she's riding on top with her tits hanging down

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>>26584181
horse

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>>26584181
Sweaty rapper outfit with booba partially visible

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>>26584181
Mori bending forward in negligee with her hair running over her raised hands

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Sleep doko...
That anti allergy med doesn't work anymore?

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>>26584181
5-foot scythe

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J*U and it seems like I missed alot... Lui 3D, Mori ASMR, and Ina Kiara Gura Off Collab. Being a PDTbeat is suffering. For those who caught the streams how were they? I saw that Lui is getting an orisong and it kind of sounds like her Rabuka cover which I was hoping for since that cover is one of my favorite Hololive covers.

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>>26584418
I'm hoping it's just because she woke up early. She was silent on Twitter for like 4 hours at least

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>>26584181
Rapper outfit, no hat and no jacket. Her pants are underwear are around her thighs. POV standing reverse cowgirl on a couch. She's twisting around on her left to look at you. Her right had is partially over her mouth and she's using her left arm to balance herself on your left leg. Kiara is in the background cooking something, turned away and out of focus.

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>>26584775
You also missed half a day of a schizo shitting up 2 or 3 threads

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>>26584775
The Poptart rating stream was great
Only got to see half of Lui's 3D but I loved it. Good singing performance and overall adorable.
Haven't had a chance to watch the ASMR but I heard it was more of a comfy stream than an ASMR stream

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>>26584181
*cronch*

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I think I love her

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>>26584181
Mori sits on the ground, neglected, as she watches a deadbeat fold J-Chad in half.

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>>26585538
are you making this one up?

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>>26584181
missionary position, torn panties and she has hearts in her eyes

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>>26585605
Yes and no.

I haven't drawn it yet.

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>>26584121
CCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEE
>>26585605
Pretty sure I saw a koikatsu .webm of exactly that

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>>26581305
Previous thread: >>26571490

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYJsbFvEHQ
Upcoming stream: VA-11 Hall-A frame doko? _(:3」∠)

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Yona Yona Journey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO1V9fn7zYo

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

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>>26584775
Pretty gud, though Gura's live was the highlight for me. I take it you caught that live?

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Has she ever considered that this lack of sleep may be the reason why rehearsals didn't go well last time?

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Hopium increasing that Mori will make it to the meetup
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539334175638966273?s=21&t=spWJ4_JAvaM8kYyjW4ZTBQ

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>>26585931
I'm certain she has.

Have (you) considered that sometimes you can't sleep even if you want to?

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FYI Mori did not sleep at all

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539333903625834496
Morippe......
>>26585972
Holy SHIT

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>>26585988
Yeah, and I would get off my phone and turn off my computer as the first step to solving that.

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Bros, do I, the last railroad tycoon beat, finally have a chance

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>>26586049
IREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREALIREAL

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>>26586066
Of course. That's not a guarantee, though. I have my own sleep issues, especially with getting back to sleep. What am I supposed to do if I wake up at 3am and can't go back to sleep? May as well just get on with the day.

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This retard is going to pass out in the middle of a rehearsal someday. Doctor needs to prescribe her something will actually just knock her out

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Now THIS would be potential kino
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539342937351303168

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539342937351303168 I fucking love this dork

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Who... who's gonna tell Mori?

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>>26584181
It has Mori.

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>>26586233
>>26586217

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>>26586233
>>26586217
The proto deadbeat's return in neigh

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>>26586193
because that worked out well for coco, retard

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https://youtu.be/nGBgs5RIDXU
Damn, Mori is getting drunk again, what an alcoholic

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>>26586515
spooky scary skeletons

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>>26586066
My insomnia was as terrible as hers and staying away from internet barely helps. I fixed my sleeping schedule after accepting therapy from a psychiatrist.

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>>26584181
The one where she is full naked answering the door with cum dripping down her pussy

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hey

stop being horny

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>>26586946
I'd rather be horny for my boy than have to deal with antis trying to be fucking Organization XIII

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>>26586600
Coco left Japan like once in the two years she was around. Her sleeping problems were completely different and unrelated to jetlag

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>>26587199
mori has had chronic insomnia at the very least as long as she's been streaming for, and im sure many years before then. its a lot more than jet lag

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>>26587199
Coco had friends and family in Japan

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>>26587369
those bitches have anxiety out of the ass, your livelyhood solely depending on your public opinion rather than nay sort of "hard" skill is bad for your long term mental health

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>>26587473
honestly with mori its probably depression

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What can't you buy at walmart?

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>>26586973
At this point they're more the Legion of Doom

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>>26587617
friendship

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>>26587653
>He doesn’t know

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>>26587617
Dignity.

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>>26587617
I've never seen lamb there

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Still haven’t gotten my twitter space. I’m starting to lose hope bros. Surely next week right?

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I want to fuck a fembeat

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>>26588043
>That's what a Doxxbeat looks like.
Ewwwwwwwww

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>>26588138
Odd post

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>>26588043
hairy fembeat pits uwwaaa

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>>26586066
If it was that simple, it wouldn't be a problem.
t.insomniac

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I’m hoping she’s got a light week non-streaming wise if she’s gonna be staying up late like this lmao. Going off some of the comments in the member stream she made, I imagine when she made that schedule with all her obligations on it up until the Live, she was more concerned with things not overlapping while not considering how taxing it’d be to have such a packed schedule. Hope she’s taking it easy every chance she gets.

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>>26588158
look at the guy's mask.

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I tried to take a nap in between LuiLive and MoriMemberStream and instead slept for 8 hours, how was the ASMR?

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>>26587653
>>26587726
>be child
>want to be friends with pokemon autist
>beg mom to buy latest pokemon game from Walmart to play with pokemon autist
>attempt to talk to pokemon autist about the game I bought
>it works

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>>26588406
Cutecomfykino

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>>26588406
It was pretty good, but she doesn’t really play around with the mic until the SC reading. More just an ultra chill stream where Mori seems to have rekindled her love for building sims.

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>>26588406
Charming but don't expect any ASMR triggers

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>>26588279
I think more than her schedule the problem lies in her sleep times, I hope she is well

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jwu

wtf happened yesterday for schizos to larp about raising armies? I thought the poptart review stream was cozy

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>>26588584
just do your reps, bringing the topic again will invite them

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>>26588584
I want a multiplayer game where I can fight for Mori's honor.

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>>26588613
sorry

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>>26588584
Like I said, they're becoming the Legion of Doom.

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>>26588584
Just a samefagging chuuni schizo who outed himself like they do sometimes. It seemed they moved to their own thread since they weren't getting any bites here or in global.

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>>26588686
dont worry, I just dont want any timeloops
Mori Love!

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>>26588673
Customize your armor in Mordhau to become skelly and go apeshit

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Fuana is not at the off collab

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>>26588851
That's not offcial

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>>26588761
>becoming

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>>26588853
uuu

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>>26588966
>Santa
kek

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>>26588853
Yeah and we are like 90% sure she is east coast based on her ranking of black and white cookies. So not much chance today or tomorrow if she does show up.

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>>26588673
>>26588864
Didn't Botan and Peko do a fanbase war in PUBG or something? I would kill for some of the EN girls to do something like that. We can get a great Rainforest collab AND settle our blood feud with the teamates at the same time.

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>>26588966
>legion of antis
>no deadbeat
>not even a gho stryder

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>>26589196
He's a double agent

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>>26589196
they are all deadbeats

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mori sucking a lollipop

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>>26589569
love's gonna get her down

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this member's VOD is really comfy

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>Kanauru now being demonized by Unicorns.

Holy fuck, these people are crazy.

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>>26590362
it's not the first time that's happened

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>>26590362
They're not unicorns. They're shitposters.

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>>26590362
Why? Because he got praise from Mori?

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>>26590402
nah, these people are clearly going "everything who's close to my oshi that's not me must be evil"

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>>26590362
Kanauru delivered a better product than Cover ever could

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>>26590439
No, it's because it's revealed that he does the mocap for the MVs.

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Did she say anything about visiting the other Myths this morning?

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>>26590523
No it wasn’t

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>>26590523
source?

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>>26590221

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remember to fuck your mori

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>>26590956
I would if I could

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>>26590771
Why are you cross-linking trash?

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>>26590956
this image is so fucking good, Im beggining to feel the horny

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https://twitter.com/Tailong_yo/status/1539293879773577217

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>>26591031
because I'm lazy and I didn't want to explain to >>26590725

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>>26591195
Catalog trash is not proof.

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>>26590956
With the Almighty Lord as my witness, I soundly reject your lecherous proposal and profoundly implore you to repent your sins.

Our Mori is a noble and chaste Lady of the Light, it is not anyone's place to stand against such righteous purity. Repent for your transgressions, sinner, and by the grace of the Lord and our Mori you may yet be saved.

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>>26590532
lol

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>>26591394
The Lord told us to be fruitful and it's a sin to spill your seed upon the ground
As such I will make Mori the mother of an entire church choir's worth of kids, after being wedded in holy matrimony of course

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>>26591394
Mori must stay pure until she marries me.
Only then can she indulge in the sin of pleasure

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>>26591394
I NEED to FUCK Mori passionately and give her children

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>>26591394
Being repressed by the church is what caused Mori to suffer and be the way she currently is. I have learned to indulge in my inhibitions.

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>>26591394
this post was written by Yaldaboath and is a false god to NOT listen to him

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Finally home from work, how was the member’s stream this morning? Was it comfy? Did Mori kill the full myth offcollab dream or should I hold on to my hopium a bit longer?

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>>26592090
you're probably gonna get like a day of them together
also prepare for massive nosedive in stream time starting from the con concerts, apparently she's entering the "serious rehearsal" period

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Does Valhalla get better or worse as the game goes on?

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>>26592192
Well the stream time thing I expected, I’m already saving vods to watch while she’s gone.

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>>26592312
I'd argue the game is great the whole way through

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>>26592312
I would say better.

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>>26592090
She didn't say much about the off collab and didn't confirm or deny if she has any plans.

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>>26592312
I got kind of tired of its sense of humor, but it's consistent the whole way through.

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I'm really hoping Mori makes it to meet everyone. Seeing all these Kiara tweets knowing she could have been there must be giving her serious FOMO

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Moripipioipipiipi

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>>26592192
Based soothsayer

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https://streamable.com/2y3ate

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I want Mori to be my daughter.

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>>26593399
t.Ingram

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>today's offcollab is going to me smash with all four
well there goes the copium of them waiting till mori was there
also prepare for the threads to be garbage

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SHREKT

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>>26593614
if that isnt enough wink wink, I dont know what is

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>>26593678
its not a wink wink its a brick through a window

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>>26593678
its not wink wink
its just saying it

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>>26593678
Anyone who doubted she would be there is willfully retarded.

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>>26593614
>Calli soon
That’s literally confirmation right? It’d be cruel to say soon and have it be months later…

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Doing a collab with all four but adding the disclaimer that Calli will eventually be there is a good compromise.

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>>26593614
Moririn....
I would rather have no schedule if it meant you left now.

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>>26593800
>>26593745

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>>26593745
Anyone who doubted doesn't deserve Mori and should stop watching streams altogether

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>>26594023
yes!, less deadbeats means less competition for Mori's hand inmarriage

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>>26593614
did she have to spoil the surprise because mori was getting harassed over it?

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>>26594113
She can probably tell from a mile away if everyone was getting together but seemingly Mori people would get antsy.

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>>26594113
more like it would be a bad look to have a collab with all myth except mori and not acknowledge her in any way.

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>>26594113
No, Ina is just probably excited as fuck. Of all of them, this is probably the biggest deal for her. They're the closest friend group she's ever had from what she has shared and being able to get those hugs is a dream come true

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I'm just hoping she can get everything she needs to get done done so she can enjoy this like a sane person

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>>26594113
No, maybe is just so chat wont spam where is Mori

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I'm just glad the full off-collab will happen.

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>>26594319
They still will because greyniggers don’t read the description. Hell half the time they don’t read the pinned comment.

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listening to the recent member's stream and it's making me go ghost

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>>26594304
The tears will probably come when it's all five of them. Sounds like the four meeting was very happy and mostly excitement, but when Mori arrives it will probably be a lot of emotion at them finally fulfilling that Mythiversary promise

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>>26594589
I just can't wait for us to finally get a full journey.

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>>26594382
yeah, Im happy for all of them, its been so much time

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>>26594400
I still laugh at all the dumbfucks asking if the TTRPG was DnD when it had World of Darkness on the thumbnail and title.

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>>26594589
The collab when Mori gets there will be great. Mori is a mood maker and kino in off collabs, well as long as she’s not sick and tired. I pray for her health.

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>>26594589
Other than stream together, what activities do you think they will do irl?
>inb4 sex

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>>26594764
Well great news she pretty much seems to be on an American sleep schedule

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>>26594382
How do you know that?

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>>26594872
I would say twister but they’re probably waiting on official 3D debuts in japan. Maybe they’ll finally do the slumber party stream.

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It's really a slap in the face when some retards were doomposting same things twice within 2 weeks lol.

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>>26594872
Go out to a big fancy dinner

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Deadbeats, I told you we were one step away from a full-Myth collab yesterday. It's nearly here!

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>>26594939
How do you not know that?

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>>26594891
Honestly I think Mori will be like a giddy kid getting to meet the other girls. I doubt she’ll sleep at all, especially since she’ll likely have less time to spend with them.

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>>26594939
C'mon man, at least read the thread. >>26593614

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Thank you for saving us from the retards with a single sentence, O' Based Tako

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schizo, you there?

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>>26595016
Very excited

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>>26595016
>still have to wait a week
Man

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Giving Fauna a tasty protein snack...

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>>26595016
It’s not much of an exaggeration to say I’ve literally waited years for this. I’m tearing up just thinking about it.

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Deadbeat bros please tell Mori to hurry up. I know she's confirmed now.
I want to see a rap battle between our oshis so bad.

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>>26594998
>you are at Applebee's (not fancy, I know)
>You are enjoying a tall beer and some chicken wings when suddenly...
>a group of five strangers are seated in the booth behind you
>"MAN, ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE BEEN AT APPLEBITCHES. WHO IS DOWN FOR SOME DOLLARITAS LADIES?"
what do you do

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I always believed. I'm actually almost in tears thinking about the day they'll all meet up.

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>>26595264
I wish we had that power

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>>26595264
I think they'll be the surprise duo with chemistry in off-collabs. They seem like they'd give off the "close in age sisters" vibe who like to tease each other and throw playful punches

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It would be funny if Mori once again went puppy mode because Kiara is on the premises, except this time she does it in front of the other 3 Myth girls

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>>26595417
I anticipate tears, or stories of tears

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>>26595417
Mori will be everybody's sub
especially Ina's

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UNITY LOVE

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>>26595557
But Gura is Mori's power botttom, the ritualpost tells me so

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>>26594891
>she refuses to address her jetlag because she's preparing to be back in America
Good strategy, Cotton

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is there an active scoreboard of how many times antis were btfo?

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>>26595874
we should just make a bingo card they're that predictable at this point

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>>26595329
I could actually see them going to one of those or a Cracker Barrel. All taking turns trying that peg game.
>Mori lamenting how she is an ignoramus
>Kiara sitting there and figuring out the perfect strategy
>Gura making little music noises while hopping each peg in a combo
>Ina silently playing and doing well
>Amelia luckshitting the first try

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>>26595994
I started brainstorming about a flowchart but decided it was too much brainspace for them

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>>26595874
When are you going to learn that those things don't care about being correct? They just want to shitpost.

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>>26595329
Write a poem on a napkin and also mention the bootystank rhen leave it discretely on their table just as you're leaving

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Keep coping deadbeats the other en girls will have an entire week to bond to hang out with each other offline and develop new relationships. Your little mori is going to be left behind in the friendship sphere.

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>>26595016
The anticipation is gonna make me throw up. I'm so excited for this.

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>offcollab adds insult to injury when myth is with her during the con appearance and watches behind the scenes

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>>26596211
>Numberfagging friendships

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case and point, they just moved the goalpost

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>>26596348
Is moving the goalpost at the beginning or end of the shitposter flowchart?

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>>26593614

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>>26596348
They're definitely not meeting NFL standards at this point, those goalposts are like 1000 yards apart

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>>26596211
*farts on you*
Ew, you stink!

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>>26596403
probablu at the end, you cant move something if you dont have it first

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https://youtu.be/saxNPy6nlVg

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>>26595874
Deadbeats: 0
Antis: Over 9,000

[Anonymous No.]

>>26595417
I anticipate stories of the others talking about how couply takamori is without realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah keep coping deadbeat we will see who will have the last laugh don't forget flights to American are getting canceled left or right. Plus with vidcon and animexpo happing no flights are being made right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna and Mumei are killing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26596804
>DBZ
I will never forget the 5% arc with antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>26596751
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

Protip: acting like Xenohart towards your friend is a retarded idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26595329
Drop an AirTag in one of the pockets of Mori’s huge jacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597106
Dat face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26596751
v cute thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597136
Mori would lose her shit at this, probably a guaranteed like on Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>26596211
I prefer to enjoy the things I have, rather then stew in envy. I’m incredibly happy just knowing Mori will see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597213
I actually had to look that up. You faggots honestly play Kingdom Hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597343
No I only watch gameplay videos on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597395
Why even that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597136
Pop tarts as a business to end pop tarts as a business

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597063
Didn't you hear? Mori is a smoking rich white woman quadrillionaire with her own private island and private jets, she needs no public flights you dumb nigger lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597431
I already told you I don't even fucking play the games, the fuck do you want from me? Do you want me to suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597343
I watched my roommate play 3 and couldn't stop laughing at him

[Anonymous No.]

by the end of the day, the antis have what they wanted: Myth - Mori
they'll have tons of pictures and a whole week of collabs that Mori simply wasn't around for since other things took priority

no matter how many songs she writes about it, that's what will define her by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597490
No, I'd much rather you stay well away from my penis. I don't want to catch your AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597542
I'm going to fuck you in the ass Xenohart aaa fuck you I'm so horny I need to fuck some horny old men right now aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597542
anti cope with goal post stuck in his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597542
All that means is that everyone wins. I’m happy and antis are..something I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597583
^The average Deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26595329
You would honestly have to pay me to get me to go to fucking Applebee's

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597579
Fuck you nigger I will fuck you whether you want it or not you stupid nigger fuck you and your fucking retarded edgelordness I will fuck you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597643
So you really do want me to suck your dick then you fucking nigger? Why are you likng me then? Do you want me to suck your dick? I will fuck your uretha you fucking piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597490
Hey speaking of does anyone have that soundpost of Mori from Earthbound saying "don't suck my pp"? Please and thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597664
Anon, you need to stroke your micro-bone and calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally watching the member’s vod. I don’t know exactly how to put it but Mori’s uh, lip smacking or mouth sounds when she speaks are extremely satisfying and soothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597542
>no matter how many songs she writes about it, that's what will define her by the end of the day
Music is forever. Shitposting is only relevant so long as people give a shit. What a shortsighted mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

why do >we all want to suck each other dicks all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.]

his is a magnet attracted to deadbeat dick, can't even enjoy his much anticipated offcollab because he is so busy sucking us off

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597780
I'll skullfuck any anti I catch in the outback and the feds won't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597780
Deadbeats are faggots. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597937
I'm going to fuck you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597780
somewhere in the world, moririn is hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597855
Anon, to catch someone you need to be able to get out of your chair. Aussies fear spiders and snakes, but not Deadbeats.

[Anonymous No.]

she can do no wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598007
>Aussies fear spiders and snakes, but not Deadbeats.
Not after I'm done fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there webm's of Mori and Gura's duet on Gura's birthday? Can someone post them if so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597779
the only shortsighted mindset was Mori's and it led to her being alone while the rest of Myth is spending a week without her
she got her fake ass gold medal

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598062
You couldn't fuck a daki of your oshi never mind a real person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598030
It's not that she does wrong it's just that she misses easy layups

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597343
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598125
That's because she idolizes Kobe, not Jordan.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there this one guy that's obsessed with having sex with deadbeats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597542
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598110
And that will be all she has when her "real friends" can no longer use her for clout. Shame she didn't have more respect for her genmates.

[Anonymous No.]

Let the monkeys blow each other, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598191
I mean, that's what she looks like now, putting her ambition over actually meeting up with people that supposedly pulled her from her darkest moments

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598167
>idolizes Kobe

Mori No! Stay away from Kronii!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598168
Man, what a loser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598285
I enjoy Mickey Mouse anime games. There's nothing you can say to hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori has events scheduled half a year in advance
>Kiara didn't even know if she was going to the States or if Ame was coming to her until around a week ago
>Somehow, everything is Mori's fault
And no it's not Kiara's fault either you dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598321
Melody of Memories is canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598353
Damn straight it is. Even if it only told us thing we already fucking knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598321
Mori doesn't love you. You're just a walking ATM to her and she hates that she has to pretend to be a big tiddy anime girl for you. She wishes she could somehow kill you and yours while still accessing your bank account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598248
He already called his loser army to fight a losing war. Absolutely rekt but have to kamikaze like idiot helpless japs during WW2. pure cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598403
You've been saying that for coming up on 2 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598403
you just told me all the things I want to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598321
I... kind of want to fuck Mickey Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

why are you all replying to bait?
just post some cute Mori

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598453
Why fuck Mickey Mouse when we already have Bae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598414
.IT'S A CONSPIRACY GUYS!!! MORI WILL SAVE US FROM TEH ORANGE CHEETO MAN THAT WHY TEH ANTIS ARE ALL TALKING BEHINF OUR BACKS!!!!!
Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598097
I can't figure out how to properly compress webms for the life of me, but I did get this one to work

[Anonymous No.]

Wait...could the Quarry stream be a full Myth playthrough with each of them taking a character? (Hopium, I know)

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what it is, but damn the ASMR gaming stream is hitting just right. I'm so relaxed and Mori is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598591
She's still in Japan, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

stop replying to bait we're literally having a full off-collab soon be happy you fucking retards AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598516
Only if she rapes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26592312
I start to dislike Jill when the game's narrative focuses on her story. That's about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598591
Yeah, sounds like hopium. Mori already said in CHaDcast that it'll be open mic and that she didn't even know it was multiplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598623
they are samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598603
I'd like a soundpost of that stretch she did at the end of the gaming portion

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598552
Perfect, thanks. This is exactly what I was hoping for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598630
How small and weak are you that Bae could overpower you? I could bench press her with only my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598728
She will overpower me with a firearm

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598728
It's not about the physical aspect retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598658
I think Mori will relate hard to Jill the working your life away part at least and it will be kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598728
You let it happen. It's like roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598630
>you are cheesed to meet her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598552
I do marvel at how kanauru got all this to work. He was able to work with their mocap data and make it seem like a synchronized, interactive performance. I find his personal projects really grating and annoying to watch, but every time he reins it in for a professional project, it's top notch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598767
>>26598781
Ah, I see the answer is "Very."

[Anonymous No.]

Does everyone here love Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598337
maybe filling your schedule for half a year in advance is a bad idea if you want to keep in touch with friends?
ever thought that this is the exact trapping of the workaholic mindset?
you start doing overtime - but it's work, so it's okay
you contact people not directly related to your job less and less - but it's work, so it's okay
you damage your health for the sake of the projects - but it's work, so it's okay
you live in cycles of anxiety and stress, the only bursts of relief being handing in one project before throwing yourself into another - but it's work, so it's okay

and like every addiction, your social, mental and physical health suffers, but unlike the others, people will cheer you on for being so hardworking

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
Gods no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598659
who will fucking go into open VC when the entirety of Myth will be having fun together in US and basically entire Council is on a break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598906
Anon, this only works if you're making an indictment of the lifestyle as a whole. Blaming Mori for this highly specific set of circumstances is just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599018
this entire year serves as an indictment to her lifestyle
even visiting her fucking family was tied to work thing
the only event that wasn't related to some kind of job appearance was the wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598990
perfect attendance

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599103
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599111
honorary sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599111
Would actually be kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26597780
ill suck yours if you suck mine
t.takoboi

[Anonymous No.]

>somehow Mori found a way to make both a full week of streams and an EN offcollab unenjoyable for her fanbase
your oshi is something else

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAH MORI IS BEING SO CUTE WITH THE TRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
deeply

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599373
sad projection

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599420
sheis giving chus

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599373
>not a new IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599435
yeah, to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599457
>also not a new IP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599495
>also not a new IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599495
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599511
>also not a new IP

[Anonymous No.]

that gaming ASMR stream was comfy Mori if you're here that was good please do more.

[Anonymous No.]

at least Chumbuds were honest when they talked about feeling like Gura was left behind during the NA collab
the cope here and the fake ass "I'm happy for them" just reads like discord lite

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599559
You're in luck. She has autism.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539332381848399872
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539333659810856961
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539333903625834496
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1539342937351303168

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599668
>>26599432

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599668
>BE MAD >>>:((((

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599670
I love you you autistic bitch
marry me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599670
is she gonna stream rtc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599559
I liked ASMR drawing more, but the gaming seems to make her happier so I'm all for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599889
The ASMR part is semantics. It's just soft-talking streams which are top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599668
I don't know what you want me to say, I'm not angry and I am happy for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599668
This post is more of a dig at chumbuds than it is about deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
Always and forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>26600065
I love bonebros

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599668
>Discord lite
Where do you think Deadbeats come from. You didn't think they were native to 4chan, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
I might.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori makes me happy. Streams make me happy. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887

[Anonymous No.]

>>26598887
Yes, but you'll never know

[Anonymous No.]

>All this off collab stuff
Must be nice to have such good friends, and cool people to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26599559
ammit Im falling asleep, is too cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26600406
>Ina has to make excuses for Mori not being there
flashbacks from bday stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>26600459
Me too...m' tired from work

[Anonymous No.]

>>26600545
Naturally. Same ends up happening to anyone who ends up relying on Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Morpo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

He couldn't even wait a bit to make it less obvious he was samefagging...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26600614
Mori speaking softly to you unitl you fall asleep on her lap because you had a long day at work
I want a Mori gf so baad....

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601015
>okay, I'll wait one minute PLUS 15 more seconds so that they'll never know I'm samefagging
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601078
I kinda want that but with Fauna..

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601078
add ear biting and it'll be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>26584775
Sorry for your lost anon
Yesterday was kino asf

[Anonymous No.]

>>26593614
I hope that retard who send the SC look at this, then look at himself in the mirror to see how stupid he was

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601078
Sounds so nice, I want her to play with my hair too…just a little scalp massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601015
>one guy hates Mori
>one guy hates Mori
>one guy hates Mori

WE ARE the Borg, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601327
stupid? the only mention of Mori in this collab is how she isn't there
and that's gonna be a thing for the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.]

Where is morbi in regards to Elden Ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601327
If he's an actual fan he'll realize how stupid he acted and be glad Mori spared him the embarrassment of reading it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26584775
you missed out on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601340
then once she relizes you are asleep she smiles and lean a little to give you a kiss that she would otherwise be too embarassed to do and states how much she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601429
Sacked Malenia, has to beat Fire Giant then proceed to Farum Azula

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601543
You wake up and realize it was never real. Realizing you have nothing in your life but a fat drunkard who despises you, you roll up one sleeve and reach for the knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601327
there was an anti nigger bragging about how he spent money to member Mori and was shitposting about what Mori was saying during the member stream. He posted his retarded SC here and in global claiming it to be "le epic lean yab 2.0", proceeded to samefag said post over 25 times before getting all replies deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601429
Just beat Malenia, still needs to beat Mohg and Rykard, but they should be cakewalks

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601748
Can't wait for her to do the three worst bosses in the game
Fire Giant, Maliketh, and Elden Beast all deserve a special place in hell

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602122
Elden beast should be trivial since most of its big moves can be telegraphed.

It's the Radagon fight that's going to be painful for Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602122
I have a very different build from Calliop Morbi but all of those except for the last one were a cake walk for me, does something make them harder than regular bosses for a non-bleed build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602237
Her new waifu is quite good against Radagon

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601543
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602164

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602122
I enjoyed Fire Giant and didn't hate Maliketh, but Elden Beast is an untested buggy piece of shit fight that was obviously designed around you having Torrent and then they just don't let you mount him.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

reading up on /pw/ stuff and WTF did i just witness. There's seemingly a GoT-tier power struggle in the WWE.

Also, still more disappointed in FFVII than I would Mori, and I like Remake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602164
>bottom left
does this mean she is at least bi?

[Anonymous No.]

Pro-tips for pro deadbeats: Does anyone actually heed this advice, or has God just abandoned this board? Tough to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602511
Out of 69 posters, only like 2 or 3 are retarded enough to reply, not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602164
Me and Mori in middle left

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602509
If you would fuck yourself, does that make you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602671
You already are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26601433
>If he's an actual fan
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602511
The weirdo's replying to himself here and in global, nobody's even responding to him in either

[Anonymous No.]

The reason: it seeks validation for its opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26602896
that's what twitter is for