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26505063 No.26505063 [Reply] [Original]

Even SEAdogs can find girls for cocksleeves as vtuberfans.
What's stopping (You)? High standards?

>> No.26505103

>>26505063
I never even tried to search for one and tinder just seems kind of cringe so here I am

>> No.26505107

>>26505063
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26505137 [DELETED] 

>>26505103
>3DPD.

>> No.26505256

>>26505063
If you pay a girl enough she'll wear anything.

>> No.26505311 [DELETED] 

>>26505063
His 85 IQ makes him more equipped to breed than my 115IQ.

>> No.26505743
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26505743

>>26505063
I am afraid of intimacy.

>> No.26505759

>>26505063
i kneel
t.teamate

>> No.26505791 [DELETED] 
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26505791

>>26505743
This. I am psychologically and physically incapable of being intimate with a woman.

>> No.26505824

How do you find a gril that's into vtubers? Let alone your oshi lol

>> No.26505873

>>26505063
>3DPD.

>> No.26506033

>>26505063
I hate her stupid voice

>> No.26506052
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26506052

>your perfect partner is out there
>the perfect partner is just like you. shares many things in common, including being just as unsociable. Doesn't go outside or interacts with anybody unless absolutely necessary.
So therefore unobtainable? There's no point trying in that case.

>> No.26506098

>>26505063
I refuse to drag someone into the hell that is my life dealing with sisters drug addiction and what it did to our family.

>> No.26506174
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26506174

>>26505063
Is this suppose to be impressive anon?

>> No.26506270

>>26506098
have sex with your sister instead.

>> No.26506271

>>26505063
kek, watching vtubers is really cringe yo

>> No.26506475

>>26506052
>Doesn't go outside or interacts with anybody unless absolutely necessary.
Start breaking into houses

>> No.26506551

>>26505063
Disabilities and never being around cute asian hikkis

>> No.26506560

unironically extreme autism

>> No.26506965

>>26505791
Take meds
See therapist
You wallowing in your social baggage has destroyed your social structure.
Get help
Take a class on speaking

>> No.26506994

>settling for someone who is a fan of the person you want to date
Actively choosing to be a loser nobody instead of a power couple

>> No.26507011 [DELETED] 

>>26506965
I'm not doing any of that

I'll kill people and myself before I do any of that

>> No.26507067 [DELETED] 

>>26506994
that guy is the younger poorer less virile version of the men who used to fuck Kiara when she was trying to make it as an idol lmao

he has no chance with her in this life or the next

>> No.26507107

>>26506965
Don't overcomplicate things.

>>26505791
The solution is rope and a sturdy tree branch, God speed Anon.

>> No.26507152 [DELETED] 

>>26507107
I'll hang you from a tree branch instead

>> No.26507212

>>26505063
i like to spend my money on my sweet ass car my Vtuber and guitars i ant got no time for 3DPD

>> No.26507245

>>26506965
Meds don't fix it. They just make it ok to exist
Therapist doesn't work. Need a fancier therapist than whats available in my area but can't afford it.
Already got help
The classes make it easier to talk to people but doesn't help the core issues. I am out of my comfort zone every day. Nada. Thank you for your time. Send me supa

>> No.26507253

>>26507011
based
t.glow

>> No.26507284
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26507284

>>26505791
>>26506965
--Meds guy:
You realize the same social change you supported
now causes this in the 'undesirables'?
Oshi's are a wonderful escape,
since there is a vast disconnect, they can't take us to court or leech our paychecks.

>> No.26507291

God fucking damn it I just want a woman who I can watch my oshi with while we cuddle together.

>> No.26507366
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26507366

>>26506052
>be me
>meet my perfect partner in psych ward, 5/10 SEA hiki
>hit it off really well
>2 weeks later new guy joins
>literally me, except 2 years older and decent-looking
>can feel her slowly slipping away
>fast forward 1 month
>she ghosts me when she's released
>find out few weeks later she's dating the other guy (I looked at the dude's social media because I feared this was gonna happen)
This was 6 years ago and I haven't even tried to live a normal life ever since

>> No.26507370

>>26505103
>>26505107
>>26505256
>>26505311
>>26505743
>>26505759
>>26505791
>>26505824
>>26505873
>>26506033
>>26506052
>>26506174
>>26506271
>>26506994
>>26507212
Not an excuse, do better

>> No.26507373

I genuinely don’t even know where I’m supposed to find a girl to even talk to

>> No.26507446

>>26507152
I derive pleasure from pain so I will most likely orgasm over you as I'm dying.

>> No.26507471

>>26507067
and aiming for Kiara was already setting his sights low!

>> No.26507553

>>26505063
I prefer trans and femboys

>> No.26507578

>>26505063
I'm 27, broke and have a small cock. My cock prevents me from having the confidence to pursue women for sex alone and my hopeless financial situation prevents me from pursuing long term relationships.

>> No.26507595

>>26506271
This

>> No.26507602

>>26507370
Good advice. I'm sure it will work out great for everyone involved.

>> No.26507666

>>26507370
>>26506994
How is settling for some nobody doing better you cuck retard?

>> No.26507716

>>26507602
>advice
Stop being such a pussy

>>26507666
>settling
you aren't settling, trust me

>> No.26507774
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26507774

>>26507370
It wasn't a excuse you retard i was being honest my interests are focused elsewhere does this look like a excuse to you ?

>> No.26507812

>>26507716
Why would I trust you, you're a weak cuck, desperate, pathetic

>> No.26507885

>>26505063
>KFP couple
>Kiryū-kai couple
>Both orange oshi
THEY ARE

>> No.26507995

>>26505063
Probably because you call them cocksleeves

>> No.26508069

>>26507812
nice projection
fix yourself

>> No.26508089

>>26507995
I'm sorry, I mean semen extractors.

>> No.26508147

>>26507774
it looks like cope actually

>> No.26508148

>>26505063
Cute! I'm jealous, but I hope it works out for them, nonetheless.

>> No.26508173

>>26505824
Become KFP apparently

>> No.26508215

>>26505063
>a photo of a seanigger and his sister.

>> No.26508244

>>26508069
you're reduced to "N-no U" sad but I didn't expect anything more from you, nobody expects more from you.

>> No.26508304

>>26505063
when I'm in public women give me disgusted looks. I try to do whatever I'm doing as fast as I can so I can hurry back to my apartment

>> No.26508373

>>26506052
Just because a girl is unsociable doesn't mean she wants a guy thats unsociable. She wants to fuck the same guys that all the other chicks want (aka not you)

>> No.26508378
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26508378

just BEE urself bro eeks dee

>> No.26508416

>Their child is going to grow up to be a paypig of Takanashi Kiara
IIIII KNEEEEEEELLLL, CHIMKIN

>> No.26508516

KFPchads can't stop winning

>> No.26508686
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26508686

>>26508147
Hey faggot If that's cope give me more cope lord i beg you please give me more of the cope.

>> No.26508737

>>26505063
You are implying everyone wants a partner. That premise is forced on you from childhood by everyone else asking why you are single but some people just want to be single. I don't like people in my space. Even when I was horny youth, the person I was closest to marrying I realized I wasn't even willing to live in the same house with. To even share a place with a partner it had to be a duplex where we occupied the separate sides. So I just dropped the premise of wanting human companionship at all because to even find a human who is okay with what I want wouldn't make sense. The sort of place you find those types of people is not anywhere you can interact with them. They wouldn't be able to find me so it makes sense I couldn't find them. The type of person willing to go to something like a convention is not a person I like. The type of person who shows their power level or breaks containment is not a person I like.

>> No.26508764

>>26508378
Wrong, fix yourself.
If you can't and you tried them i'm sorry

>> No.26508967

>>26505063
dating is pretty fun, not gonna lie

>> No.26509080

>>26505743
I know that feeling.

>> No.26509081

>>26505063
Too busy grooming my multiple oshis

>> No.26509096
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26509096

>but I'm fat
lose weight
>but I'm scared
see a therapist
>but I'm ugly
try surgery
>but I'm brown
seek other browns
>but I have no interest in women
seek God, faggot

captcha: WHGOD

>> No.26509129

>>26505063
if i wanted a cock sleeve i'd buy a silicon one on amazon

>> No.26509183

>>26505063
So how are you supposed to even meet a girl who also likes vtubers?

>> No.26509214

Im in my 30s and have never fallen in love.

>> No.26509219

>>26506052
where is tinder for NEET?

>> No.26509226

I'm already married. Our daughter likes Korone and Pekora.

>> No.26509268

>>26509214
Liar. Don't you have an oshi either?

>> No.26509454

>>26509214
Unrequited love is still love. There's something medically wrong with you if you haven't even experienced that. It's just a natural part of going through puberty.

>> No.26509566

>>26508373
So that just furthers my point that there's no reason to try. If you can't get a partner that's similar to yourself then you'll only end up with some harpy who's bitchy and the relationship will eventually turn sour.

>> No.26509585

>>26509454
love != infatuation

>> No.26509591

>3dpd
fuck off normalfag

>> No.26509737

>>26509096
now try these
>I'm an unemployable NEET
>I have crippling autism
>I have no personality or hobbies outside of a few incredibly niche interests and have no desire to change this

>> No.26509742
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26509742

>>26509214
>>>/lgbt/
Do it for your mother, anon

>> No.26509886

>>26505063
KFP fanbase is strong as fuck

>> No.26509950

>>26509737
>I'm an unemployable NEET
get a job
>I have crippling autism
take meds
>I have no personality or hobbies outside of a few incredibly niche interests and have no desire to change this
join groups with those interests

>> No.26509954

>>26509737
>>26509096
And try these
>I'm over 30
>I have a micro dick

>> No.26510042

>>26509214
Same.
Its just never gonna happen to me.

>> No.26510088
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26510088

>be manlet

>> No.26510163

>>26510088
I'm 5'3" and still got with 2 girls

>> No.26510205

>>26509566
you're not going to end up with anyone, retard
Its your job as the guy to put yourself out there and be asking women out. If you've resigned yourself to be the "le quirky introvert" chicks aren't just going to appear in front of you or randomly suggest a relationship (unless you got the looks, but obviously you don't)

>> No.26510209

>>26510163
>I'm 5'3"
Are you a girl?

>> No.26510223
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26510223

>>26508764
the right guy doesn't have to fix himself

>> No.26510242

>>26510209
No, I'm a manlet

>> No.26510248

>>26510163
Most certainly not in Northern Europe.

>> No.26510282

>>26509219
Sticking neets, autists and hikkis together is potentially more destructive to both than leaving them alone.

>> No.26510338

>>26510163
Congratz, Mori's BF.

>> No.26510355

>>26510205
I already said there's no point trying. I never mentioned anything about being a "le quirky" introvert and I never implied about women randomly appearing infront of me either. Can you actually understand English?

>> No.26510418

>>26505063
I'm not SEA but all the relationships ive had was when I was either employed or at college.
I took it as a sort of hint and don't talk to girls when im unemployed.
And I know I should be but I just don't want to work, some people find it boring to be unemployed but I think it's literally almost a perfect way to live.

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