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>> No.26420384
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gawr cute

>> No.26420393

>>26420368
I wanna goom, but Gura wont let me until her birthday

>> No.26420401
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.26420414
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rrats?

>> No.26420418
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Frame going up at 5:15 eastern

>> No.26420434
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I'M READY, ARE YOU READY?

>> No.26420436
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26420436

Gawr's birthday soon

>> No.26420460

>>26420436
why do you keep tempting me to goom, I cant goom until Gura lets me

>> No.26420471
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>> No.26420474
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>>26420460
Oh nyo

>> No.26420480
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>>26420460
It makes you stronger

>> No.26420488
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>> No.26420494
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26420494

CHILD

>> No.26420506

>>26420488
I kneel

>> No.26420512
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>> No.26420520

>>26420488
Is this the same person that did the same for Shien and Mori?

>> No.26420540
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>>26420520
I dunno. It was posted on #gawrt today.

>> No.26420553

>>26420474
>>26420480
I dont wanna goom until I see Gura stop...

>> No.26420560
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>tfw was listening to 2view asmr yesterday
>she started to fucking oh nyo

>> No.26420574
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>> No.26420584

>>26420512
You should edit out the member stream and the birthday call-ins

>> No.26420592

>>26420488
isn't this from last year?

>> No.26420603
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>>26420560
Whore

>> No.26420622

>>26420592
You're right: >>5373380

>> No.26420626
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>>26420553
Gura wouldn't want you to hold back.

>> No.26420637

>>26420560
which 2view?

>> No.26420723

>>26420626
You cant make me...

>> No.26420725
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26420725

baby shark growed up but still baby

>> No.26420733
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>>26420418
Don't be a brat Gura. I'm gonna cry if you don't.

>> No.26420747

Had a dream where I missed Gura's call-in and our wedding. Hope I haven't missed the start yet.

>> No.26420754
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>>26420637
Fallenshadow

>> No.26420759
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>>26420368
Chumbuds, i'm requesting you guys to take back the Gurame shipper. He's becoming quite a handful in our thread.

>> No.26420772

>>26420759
Nyo.

>> No.26420779

>>26420759
idk send him to global or something

>> No.26420804
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>>26420759
nyo

>> No.26420835

>>26420512
sexy child shark tummy...

>> No.26420837
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>>26420725
Big baby shark

>> No.26420842

>>26420759
Am sorry for your loss, but we have enough schizos here

>> No.26420861
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>>26420759
What kind of handful cause if it's just posting pictures I don't see the problem

>> No.26420890
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>>26420861
same here, they're just friends hanging out

>> No.26420900

I wonder how many artists think today is her birthday. It has to be a non-zero number.

>> No.26420916

I'm nervous what do I say

>> No.26420922

>>26420779
Doesn't work, he just calls us crazy for not liking it.
>>26420842
Surely you can take back just one more right?

>> No.26420927

>>26420900
and if they're in japan then they're right!

>> No.26420959

>>26420842
amesame schizo vs cripple schizo might be fun to watch

>> No.26420982
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>>26420759
Unironically start posting Mori, that woman makes that retard mad like no one else.

>> No.26420989

>>26420959
at least ameshizo can walk

>> No.26421087

>>26420989
kek

>> No.26421119

>>26420916
>sorry guise, busy with stuff :3 no stream today, oh nyo...
We will all defend you no matter what, sharkie

>> No.26421131

>>26420759
Just spam other ships, that usually shuts them up

>> No.26421146

>>26420900
There are a bunch of chink and jap artists who posted Gura birthday art at 12am their time

>> No.26421163

RRAT NEWS
Gura is postponing because she's watching Kiara's premiere.

>> No.26421224

>>26421131
No it doesn't, it just makes it worst. Ignoring them is usually better.

>> No.26421266

>>26420759
Why do you want to come back?

>> No.26421273
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>>26420916
Kiss me, stinky.

>> No.26421301
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>sorry chumbies I'm busy with preparations so no totsu

>> No.26421316

>>26420759
Amesame schizo is one of the worst since he's pretending his ship still exists.
Like that anon said, start posting Ame with Mori, he's got a massive hate boner for her.

>> No.26421322
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gomblewomp gopp

>> No.26421343

Man it must feel so weird to join your dream job with one of your best friends, and then everyone suddenly wants you two to fuck

>> No.26421352

>>26421316
Everyone hates Mori, that's hardly special

>> No.26421391
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I'm starting to think Gura really is going to marry us. There's no way she'd keep us in suspense this long without being completely secure in our loving relationship and confident of our beautiful future together.

>> No.26421393

>>26420959
I'll ship it

>> No.26421409

You who know everything, usually this is the time where she publishes her reservation stream, right?

>> No.26421418

>>26421352
I don't hate Mori

>> No.26421430

>>26421352
I don't hate Mori

>> No.26421435

>>26421409
this time ±1 hour

>> No.26421449

>>26421409
Too busy with Barb currently.

>> No.26421466

>>26421409
No panic unless it's not up in another hour

>> No.26421472

>>26421418
>>26421430
Then you automatically hate Hololive

>> No.26421495

>2h 45m before stream time
>thumbnail still missing
it's ogre

>> No.26421514
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I'm way too excited for this

>> No.26421532

>>26421472
Gura hates Hololive...

>> No.26421572

>>26421532
She actually hates Mori but can't say so publicly cause she's a colleague

>> No.26421580

What if she decided to spend the day with her dad instead? maybe he's sick or something and wants to stay close to him.

>> No.26421612
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>>26421572

>> No.26421647

>Ghosting her audience before a scheduled totsu
This is actually a new low for her

>> No.26421676

>>26421647
Hey it's her own numbers, it's up to her

>> No.26421711

her tiny shark heart can't handle how nervous she is right now

>> No.26421732

>>26420384
I forgot about the fact we’ll probably get voice packs tomorrow, and I’m still crossing my fingers for a Gawr bullying theme….

>> No.26421747

>I'm gonna be home on time after all

Baaaased

>> No.26421752
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reminder that gura had a squishy boob stress ball

>> No.26421779
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>>26421711
I'd expect nothing less from our champion.

>> No.26421784

>>26421676
>Expecting Gura to give a single shit about events pertaining to her
The way she handled her 4 mil celebration should've clued people in.

>> No.26421787

>>26421647
What are you complaining about chumbie? You know well that the moment you hear her voice you will forgive her everything.

>> No.26421805
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>>26421472
Reminder that if you hate Mori, the lonely shark's friend, you automatically hate Gura.

>> No.26421811
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I can't take this anymore. I'm going to sleep for 2 and half hours and if when I come back the stream still isn't up I'm deleting my hololive folder and then take the first flight to Ukraine to join the legion.

>> No.26421827

>>26421732
>situation 1
[Gawr noticed you sneaking looks at her in the dressing room and extorts you for money - 27:42]
>situation 2
[The Atlantean princess Gura hires you as one of her royal guards. One day she trips and injures her ankle and asks you to carry her around for the rest of the day... - 34:13]

>> No.26421852
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>>26421532
I hate to admit it, but Gura would choose Hololive over cyberfucking us. Her love for chumbies is secondary.

>> No.26421869

>>26421787
>You know well that the moment you hear her voice you will forgive her everything.
Sorry chumbie, we're not all yesmen here, and I'm disappointed in her.

>> No.26421873

What the gooba doing...is she going to oversleep her own totsu stream

>> No.26421908

>>26420414
It does, it makes me concernfag every time I look at it

>> No.26421938
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i'm so sorry, but the truth is... that gura... the shark girl... gura... has morbed.

>> No.26421948

>>26421805
kys

>> No.26421955

>>26421938
nyo...

>> No.26421973

>>26421873
She's power napping to get ready for these next couple of days.

>> No.26422006

Where is this bitch?

>> No.26422015

>>26421827
God, I wish

>> No.26422040

please stream renai circulation while you wait patiently and quietly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k

>> No.26422053

>>26422040
The other cover is better

>> No.26422072

>>26421784
She realised basically no one from JP was going to call into her totsu besides the select few like Lui. EN too lazy to call in and most IDs are are afraid to call in. She's waiting till the last minute to drop her excuse with "muh birthday prep" when the totsu should be part of this birthday prep

>> No.26422074

>le yesman buzzword
Reeks of desperation :^)

>> No.26422076

>>26422053
No.

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>>26421948
Weak. This is why my love for Gura and my desire to make her happy is the truest.

>> No.26422085

>>26422053
kek nobody is gonna fall for that bait

>> No.26422124

>>26422053
Based fellow platinum disco enjoyer

>> No.26422145

Chums, answer me. Where is she?

>> No.26422154

>>26422145
She's with me

>> No.26422170
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>>26422145

>> No.26422176

>>26422145
Dead, the mold finally got her.

>> No.26422192

>>26422145
Prob hanging with her dad realistically

>> No.26422194

>>26422154
Yeah, me

>> No.26422196

>>26422145
she's morbing out hard

>> No.26422204

>>26422053
You're right. Platinum Disco is a better song

>> No.26422221

Quick guys!!!! Someone say Gura is a lazy bitch for not posting her reservation stream, so she can do it.

>> No.26422226 [DELETED] 

>>26422192
Don't they live in different states?

>> No.26422237

>>26422192
LOL

>> No.26422242

>>26422221
Gura you lazy bitch, fuck your chumbies so they'll be happy!

>> No.26422251

Hiiii

>> No.26422267

>>26422251
stop pretending to be my sharkwife

>> No.26422274

>>26422251
GURA, FRAME DOKO???

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>>26422251

>> No.26422302

>>26422251
Put up the frame you lazy bitch

>> No.26422321
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>>26422251

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>>26422251
Gura please consume my flesh

>> No.26422353

I think she's probably just really nervous. I expect a lot of call-ins since she made it a separate stream, I wouldn't be surprised if she hears from nearly every single holo

>> No.26422358

>>26422251
Don't give me home like that it's not nice

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>>26422251

>> No.26422362
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I love Gura and I'm going to make her my wife.

>> No.26422384

>>26422085
How is it bait? It's both a better song and a better cover

>> No.26422394

Please let Fauna be with her

>> No.26422402
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Gura loves us is going to make us her husbands.

>> No.26422433

Imagine the spaghetti that will be spilled tonight

>> No.26422434

>>26422362
I made this post

>> No.26422456

>>26422394
Fauna is currently brushing her hair and reassuring her that the totsu will go great

>> No.26422458

>>26422072
Most JPs don't matter to Gura. Those who are going to call (except Marine and Shion) are leeches.

>> No.26422469

>>26422433
Unlikely.

>> No.26422475
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I better see a frame when I wake up in 2 hours...

>> No.26422489

>>26422353
>Now the cope begins
Just admit you were wrong about all the "prepwork"

>> No.26422522

Alternate reality bud here. Does Gawr also call you "my scrumbies"? Why is she blue here?

>> No.26422525

>>26421472
>>26421805
Reminder that Gura will be the only recent birthday Mori actually calls in for instead of a recording.

>> No.26422545

Gura got visited by Fauna, Kronii, Ina and Ame one by one.
She vored them into her mold colony one after the other, adding them to her own power

>> No.26422584
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I know you guys are shitposting, but is there even the remotest chance Gura would want to have cybersexu with us?

>> No.26422587

>>26422475
I'll send a post your way 2 hours from now reminding you to wake up.

>> No.26422609

>>26422584
absolutely probably not

>> No.26422613

>>26422522
Did you not listen to Reflect?
This is Gura, Gawrs conscience.

>> No.26422614

>>26422525
I wish she didn't cause Mori sucks
The less interactions with her the better and the less likely she'll try and drag Gura to TT or into a vshojo collab

>> No.26422618

>>26422584
nyo

>> No.26422626

>>26422584
As a collective? No. But she wouldn't mind having cybersex with the smartest and horniest among us.

>> No.26422631

>>26422458
Then she shouldn't have said she was going to invite everyone.

>> No.26422646
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>>26422609
This depresses me.

>> No.26422651

>>26422626
So just me then

>> No.26422694

>>26422613
You mean Reject? That was about never looking back and had no blue Gura in it. or are you a SHEfag making some obscure past live reference?

>> No.26422719

>>26422651
Yeah but me

>> No.26422727
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>>26422694

>> No.26422736

>>26422626
Yeah, me

>> No.26422789
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You guys are so calm. I wish I could be like you.

>> No.26422793

Wouldn't it be great if Totsu was for members only?

>> No.26422832

>>26422789
I'm calm only on the outside.

>> No.26422837

>>26422789
It's because I have faith and trust my sharkwife

>> No.26422860

>>26422789
I'm sleepy

>> No.26422868

>>26422626
There is no way I'm not the horniest.

>> No.26422879

>>26422793
no, streams with other members should be public

>> No.26422884

>>26422631
She did it as a courtesy. Most JPs will see it as a way to promote themselves to the western audience

>> No.26422892

>>26422793
No that would be very stupid

>> No.26422893

>>26422789
I stole a xanax from my sister

>> No.26422968

Gura is diligently reviewing everything and checking in with all the people that wanted to call-in to make sure things go smoothly

>> No.26422973
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>>26422789
At least I'm not my dad rn, a few days earlier he had to bury another man's son

>> No.26422976

>>26422789
300 mg st. john's wort TID

>> No.26422991

GORA DOKO

>> No.26423008

>>26422884
Then just have those JP members send a video or something.

>> No.26423032

>>26422968
Cute Gura nervously checking her discord waiting room and settings and the queue so everyone knows when to come

>> No.26423042

You guys distracted Gura too much with your cybersex fantasies, now her cunny is sore from rubbing while reading them and she's behind on all her prepwork.

>> No.26423072 [SPOILER] 
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here is a gift to you gura

>> No.26423083

Frame soon ! :3

>> No.26423095

Gura just thinks it's only June 18.

>> No.26423131
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>>26423072
fart time fart time fart time !!!

>> No.26423132

>>26423072
gura is NOT a fart shark!

>> No.26423149

>>26423095
She hasn't asked us what day it is in a while, so it's understandable that she's gotten way off by now.

>> No.26423156

>>26423083
How much?

>> No.26423170

i have bagel >:3

>> No.26423192
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>>26423132
oh? then what's this?

>> No.26423196

>>26422976
Does that herbal shit actually do anything?

>> No.26423204
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>>26423170
with salmon gura?

>> No.26423207

Ok but really.... She should have had the frame up yesterday.
Is two days off not enough time to make a stream reservation?

>> No.26423219

>>26423196
it depends, but that one does.

>> No.26423222

>>26423170
there better be mayonnaise on it

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>>26423192
damn you fart shark poster...

>> No.26423250

>>26423156
Oh nyo chumbie are you fwustwated? uwu

>> No.26423253

>>26422221
>Not posting her reservation
It's more about the fact that she's not going to stream.

>> No.26423265

>>26423207
A pro like Pekora would have put up both reservations yesterday already and tweeted about them and made sure the official account also shilled them in advance

>> No.26423290

>>26423196
Really depends on the person and whether or not they believe it does anything

>> No.26423289

>>26423207
It has never caused a problem before, the only time she has ever put up a frame a day before is if it is in the morning and not late at night.

>> No.26423302

>>26423207
>sorry gays, huhaha, enjoy the dino plush.

>> No.26423309

I think she barely made the invitations today and that's why she schedules the frame later

>> No.26423313

what snacks do you guys have for tonight?
I have the purple Hawaiian chips

>> No.26423352

>>26423313
do you guys really eat during Gura's streams? my hands are always occupied

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>Gura forgot to actually invite holos to call in and now scrambling to get confirmations from anybody

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>>26422973
Uh, I'm sorry to hear that.

>> No.26423389

>>26423313
That sounds good, I don't have any as of right now but I am going out before she starts her stream and I hope to be back before it starts so I should have a snack by then.

>> No.26423392

>>26423265
When are you going to figure out Gura is the Marlon Brando of vtubers?

>> No.26423395

https://twitter.com/sizikun/status/1538633259055210514

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>>26423352

>> No.26423415

>>26423265
That's not even really "pro", that's pretty basic. It's just that people like Gura are uniquely lazy and incompetent.

>> No.26423427

>>26423364
this

>> No.26423435

>>26423313
got some chips and some gummy worms, ill probably be too busy typing here and in chat to snack much though

>> No.26423443

>>26423352
Yes and mine are occupied eatting/also using my ipads to look up things she talks about and chat with others about the stream on discord.

>> No.26423456

>>26423170
I bet you won't even eat all of it!

>> No.26423469
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26423469

>cybersex
>fart shark
>original content
>marrying gura autism
ggg finally good again?

>> No.26423477

>>26423364
That's bullshit but I believe it

>> No.26423480

>>26423364
>Gura forgot to actually invite holos to call in
If this is true then she was lying

>> No.26423485

>>26423443
kys

>> No.26423495

Will Gura do the saying today? I hope so.

>> No.26423498

>>26423469
no but it's been an already last few days

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26423519

>>26423469
fart shark poster is always here as they should be

>> No.26423529

>>26423415
No all of EN are incompetent to a level where I have to blame the management. At some point you have to notice your branch is bad at self promotion and impose standards your company already has on them.

>> No.26423556

>>26423480
Not really. She never said that she invited anybody, just that she "will" invite everybody. Whether she actually did it, or just thought she did and forgot is another topic.

>> No.26423585

>>26423480
How quickly you forget about Gura's self admitted imaginary conversations where she thinks of a reply and then never posts it assuming she did.

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26423589

im ready for shart

>> No.26423619

>>26420754
Excuse yourself, shondo is a 3view not 2view

>> No.26423647

She never intended to do a member stream Friday and she does not intend to stream today.

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>>26423619
>shondo
Is that what she calls herself on Twitch? I normally only watch the ASMR vods.

>> No.26423677

30 minutes for me and I'm just gonna go to bed. I have work tonight.

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The last two months I feel like we are losing our sharkie in real time and do not conscious of it.
I hope I'm just a schizo.

>> No.26423719

If in the hypothetical case that she does not stream today (obviously it will not happen), what would be your reaction?

>> No.26423726

>>26423556
>>26423585
>Already making excuses
So much for all that "Birthday prep"

>> No.26423732

>>26423480
Or she could just do open invite. You act the only proper way to do a call-in is beg for people to come. You schizo's lack imagination.

>> No.26423741

5 mins before she goes live Kiara DMs her
>hey am I first? I don't see anyone else in the waiting room
>what do you mean? it's a totsu right, they are here
>nope... did you invite them?
>invite?
>yeah, you need to actually @ everyone and ask them to join your totsu
>uhh...

>> No.26423759

She went to take a nap yesterday and woke up an hour ago thinking it's still Saturday

>> No.26423784
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gura goosebumps watchalong

>> No.26423797

>>26423759
sleepy shork

>> No.26423813

>>26423726
Why are you so desperate to find reasons to sperg out?

>> No.26423834

>>26423759
I'd feel super bad for her but this would also be kind funny.

>> No.26423847

>>26423741
If no one calls in, Kiara will just talk for two hours.

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>>26423684
You're not a schizo, bud. You're just lonely.

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reminder that gura thinks her chumbies are submissive and breedable

>> No.26423891

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23GuraBirthday2022&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
our shark is trending on twitter.

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>>26423879
counterpoint

>> No.26423908

>>26423719
>Hypothetical
It's pretty much confirmed that she's not streaming today. Literally no sign of life. She will just drop a tweet about "still not being done with birthday prep tomorrow" and call it a day. That's just how it is now. Yesmen who don't watch streams and claim to be her fan when she cancelled streams before are the one who enabled this

>> No.26423911

>>26423879
more evidence of the upcoming cybersex streams.

>> No.26423934

Same doko?

>> No.26423942

>>26423903
She knows you'll get on your knees if she commands it.
No matter how big and strong, she's aware of her power over you.

>> No.26423954

>>26423891
Go Gura go!

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>>26423364
It's true. But she won't admit it. She'll have to cancel the stream, and as an excuse she'll say she's sick. Or not feeling well.

>> No.26424014

>>26423942
It's true... she could tell me and I would instantly get on my knees and ready to kiss and lick her cute dainty feet even though she's just a little frail loli...

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>>26423942
I refuse this creature could force me to do anything damn it

>> No.26424036

>>26423891
Gura sweetie, come look at the buses.

>> No.26424039

>>26423908
>Gura cancelling a collab
Doesn't happen, if she invited people for the call ins she's not going to cancel

>> No.26424048

>>26423908
>enabled
Why do you think a couple hundred spergs in the ball pit of the internet have any power?

>> No.26424057

hopefully, it goes on longer than an hour since i'm going to miss most of the start due to fathers day food/film

>> No.26424106

>>26424057
It definitely will, that's why she put it on a separate day

>> No.26424114

>>26423891
>Proceeds to ghost these people
What an actual fucking bitch

>> No.26424131

>>26424114
Look at him seethe

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>>26424114
Stay mad, while I stay happy

>> No.26424187

>Okayu is up
Will she lose her cool with gura?

>> No.26424189

>>26424039
>if she invited people for the call ins
And if she didn't?

>> No.26424210

>>26424114
You must be the guy from yesterday, it must be really upsetting for you to see everything work out just like normal as always for gura.

>> No.26424218

Will Okayu call?

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>>26424039
She'll easily cancel on her members, but not on Holos.
The brat takes her husbands' love for granted.

>> No.26424242

>>26424218
okayu called ina so yes

>> No.26424256

>>26424218
she did say she was going to try to have everyone call in, EVERYONE

>> No.26424276

Its extremely retarded of her to not have a frame up that JPs can retweet and signal to their audience they'll attend.

>> No.26424278

>>26424210
>see everything work out just like normal as always
How exactly is no frame 2 hours before a scheduled Birthday totsu normal?

>> No.26424281

>>26424242
But Ina speaks decent Japanese. Gura doesnt

>> No.26424283

>>26424256
Ayame hype

>> No.26424298

>>26424256
She's gonna go into open VC for all chumbies to join in

>> No.26424312

>>26424281
But Okayu loves Gura

>> No.26424321

>>26424278
there is never a frame 2h earlier when she is going to cancel

>> No.26424328

>>26424048
He's under the delusion that if enough fans stop being "yesmen" she'll somehow start listening to mass complaints instead of just getting defensive and ignoring them like literally every internet persona does. The only people who have direct influence on her are colleagues and managers.

>> No.26424331

>>26424256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c

>> No.26424349

>>26424256
She probably @everyone wether they saw it or not is another thing

>> No.26424370

FRAME UP

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>>26424281
Love transcends language barriers

>> No.26424386

>>26424370
Fuck off.

>> No.26424401

>>26424370
fuck you

>> No.26424413

>>26424370
Liar

>> No.26424411

>>26424370
Made me check

>> No.26424424

I'm nervous and i'm not even Gura, i wonder how is she feeling

>> No.26424422

>waiting until the last minute to minimize numbers because she just hit 4 million

>> No.26424434

>>26424422
I love my numberfag-hating wife

>> No.26424438

>>26424328
>instead of just getting defensive
Better that than making her think any of this is okay.

>> No.26424462

>>26424331
Yep yep!!

>> No.26424468

Do we have enough pre-cope to explain away her ghosting when 8pm rolls around and there's still no stream? Should we make more?

>> No.26424475

>>26424349
I bet she @ them on the EN discord and not the JP one kek

>> No.26424477

banic attak

>> No.26424499

>>26424422
That isn't just about numbers its legitimately disrespectful to her fans.

>> No.26424506

>>26424424
I don't get how some can be nervous.

>> No.26424514

>>26424370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDvI3a-tUCQ

>> No.26424528

>>26424499
Who are you?

>> No.26424540

>>26424499
Not letting discord circlejerk meaninglessly in prechat for a few hours is disrespectful?

>> No.26424549

>>26424499
explain.
she's got a schedule out so anyone who was going to watch it knows when she will stream it even if she only puts the frame up 20 mins before start time

>> No.26424560

>>26424499
no it's not. Having the frame up early doesn't mean shit if the stream is scheduled. It would be different if she waited until the last minute to put a stream frame up on an unscheduled day but you know when to be there today.

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>> No.26424598

>>26424540
Prechat certainly doesn't feel that way.

>> No.26424609

Just you wait. Gura knows exactly what she's doing.

>> No.26424618

>>26424468
>She took all those days off to do alot of Birthday prep
>Actually she never invited all of them and is scrambling last minute

>> No.26424631

>>26424549
This brat...

>> No.26424636

Trust the shart.

>> No.26424657

Cunny I kneel

>> No.26424658

>>26424618
>She was actually busy playing DBD with Barb this whole time

>> No.26424659

Trust the plan
-Q

>> No.26424689

>>26420368
A-Anytime would be good now to post that stream goomba…

>> No.26424703

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY

>> No.26424709

Trast the sHork

>> No.26424728

>>26424549
>>26424560
Anon, at this point people that would like to watch don't even know that's she going to stream or not. There's nothing commendable about this behavior of hers

>> No.26424738

>>26424499
Same time every day with you.

>> No.26424746

>>26424703
LETS GOOOO

>> No.26424748

>>26423908
your mind is fully destroyed by mental illness. you do not experience reality. you experience psychotic delusions. your "thoughts" are not appropriate to repeat to people. a just and humane society would euthanize you.

>> No.26424752

frames up. You can stop being schizo now.

>> No.26424754

>>26424703
4 hours stream!?

>> No.26424755

>>26423908
Kneel, you faggot paraplegic

>> No.26424758

Do people just doompost on purpose to give themselves (You)'s?

>> No.26424759

>>26424703
CUNNY I KNEEL

>> No.26424765

>>26424703
here we go

>> No.26424777

sorry she had her head stuck in a big jar

>> No.26424787

>>26424703
CUNNY I KNEEL

>> No.26424797

Sisters, you told me she wouldn't stream today... what now?

>> No.26424799

Take your pills doomposters

>> No.26424803

>>26424703
Too late now, she won't even get 40k CCV

>> No.26424810

>>26424659
Lean farts
-「Q」

>> No.26424813

now what? do we doom post about her new song?

>> No.26424814

>>26424728
except she has a schedule on twitter

>> No.26424818

KNEEL, NERDS!

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>>26424803

>> No.26424836

>>26424758
Yes. Also to kill time.

>> No.26424877

She's rehearsing her proposal as we speak

>> No.26424885

>>26424814
Yeah because Gura totally hasn't been known to ghost her audience even when the stream is scheduled.

>> No.26424903

I'm going to admit bros that I actually got spooked

>> No.26424904

>>26424885
There's no need to cope this hard. Just admit you want an excuse to shit on her.

>> No.26424910

kek her birthday hashtag is trending without her even tweeting it out

>> No.26424911
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GOOM COUNTDOWN LET'S GO

>> No.26424922

>>26424885
Anon that happened one time over a year ago, if she has to cancel something she will tweet or mempost

>> No.26424932

>>26424703
Close up, arms around our necks, this is a sex pov thumbnail. More evidence of upcoming cybersex streams.

>> No.26424945

>>26424903
I didn't

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It was S*nna's birthday on June 18. So now Gura has a terrible hangover.

>> No.26424960

>>26424703
I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>> No.26424965

>>26424910
She's too strong

>> No.26424978

>>26424703
gura when you post your stuff here right as you post it on youtube it takes it a few for it to show on your channel wall meaning people here get the Youtube URL early and it also proves you are the one who posted it here in the 1st place. so need to delay before you post to not give your self away.

>> No.26424980

>>26424885
ye, that happened a year ago once, now she just doesnt stream

>> No.26424998

>>26424728
Hey anon why don't you fucking kill yourself

>> No.26425022
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calm the fuck down

>> No.26425023

Holy shit meido, that was fast.

>> No.26425049

>>26424728
I commend her for pissing you off without trying.

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>>26425022
Nyo

>> No.26425056

>>26424978
Anon, scripts and discord bots see the frame immediately

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26425062

bros, what if her new song is not that good? will it be in another rhythm game? what if it doesn't reach 1M? what if the mv never comes out? what if it is in japanese? what if it is in english? what if Tatsuro Yamashita hates her for that song and never collabs with her? what if she stop making music because of it? what if she graduates because of depression? what if she doesn't even make a new song?

>> No.26425096

>>26425056
i literally just reloaded my subscriptions page...

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26425104

what if gura

>> No.26425108

>>26424755
>>26424787
>>26424759

>Kneeling to a stream that is obviously put together last minute
If the cropped thumbnail wasn't a dead give away of how pressed for time she was I don't know what is. The only JPs that will call in Lui and Shion with the off chance of Towa. For IDs maybe only Reine.

>> No.26425109

What does she mean by countdown? Is this going till midnight?

>> No.26425117

>>26424703
4 HOUR STREAM LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.26425119

>>26425056
what?

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>>26425104
go on

>> No.26425140

>>26425108
You're coping REAL hard

>> No.26425160

>>26425056
I don't believe anyone actually has a script.

>> No.26425175

>>26425109
yeah, midnight UTC huhaha

>> No.26425176

>People opening their wallets on the countdown instead of the actual BD
fools

>> No.26425179

>>26425104
told everyone live how much she loved me and hates every one of you.

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how's that

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>>26425123
what if gura cute?

>> No.26425187

>>26425108
Anya will call in, that's 3 JPs guaranteed.

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>>26425062
Don't give a fuck, I will consoom anything she puts out, it's too late for me.

>> No.26425205

>>26425176
>he doesn't superchat every stream just to support her
I WILL be the last chumbud

>> No.26425209

>>26424910
Not trending on my Twitter in the U.S.

>> No.26425215

>>26425160
my /live watch script will see it whenever she has a frame, but with an average case of 2½ minutes and worst case of 5 minutes.

>> No.26425237

>>26425160
Why? Takes a few hours to put together using youtube's api and you stick on a server and done.

>> No.26425239

>>26420368
Kind of sad some people in chat are more concerned about giving their oshi’s clout points by calling in rather than celebrating the occasion… grey fags onegai..

>> No.26425254

>>26425185
Kek

>> No.26425262

>>26424803
Who cares. It's not even her birthday stream yet

>> No.26425277

>>26424703
>Gura's doing a countdown stream to disprove the rrats
I will not take my meds

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>>26425108
i'm so sorry the thumbnail disappointed you, my lord. is this more to your liking, your highness?

>> No.26425282

I can finally order my pizza

>> No.26425287

>>26425176
if you want her to see your message she might see it in prechat, probably wont during the stream today or tomorrow
that being said I'll sc at midnight est to add to the wall of messages she receives

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>> No.26425325

>>26425280
kek I remember this one

>> No.26425350

>>26425287
She might glance at supers today if there are lulls in the stream. She won't glance at all tomorrow.

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>>26424703
Thanks Gura! love you

>> No.26425372

I take nap now

>> No.26425400

>>26425372
Samedesu

>> No.26425420

>>26425350
>lulls in the stream
There won't be. The stream will start and supers will roll in but I expect about 10-15 minutes of nervous chatting then the rest will be call-ins. She could easily go 3-4 hours if nearly all the holos join/sent something

>> No.26425423

she mentioned a couple streams ago that she was excited to reveal what the birthday merch was. any ideas?

>> No.26425434

I... I'm enjoying playing video games more than watching Gura and vtubers...I feel bad

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26425446

You guys can't appreciate just how giddy I feel

>> No.26425457

>>26425423
Onahole that she designed herself based on her cunny.

>> No.26425458

>>26425423
Onahole and marriage certificate

>> No.26425459

>>26425423
Dinogura plush onahole

>> No.26425460

>>26425446
same desu

>> No.26425472

>>26425423
marriage ring and teledildonic onahole

>> No.26425479

>>26425420
Someone might be late. I'd be surprised if nobody was honestly

>> No.26425507

>>26425423
her hoodie
trident glow in the dark fork
giant dino gura plush

>> No.26425513

>>26425423
her eggs ready to be fertilized by shrimp chum.

>> No.26425558

>>26425423
gawr gura dakimakura with art by gawr gura

>> No.26425559

No stream tweet is kinda weird

>> No.26425560
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>>26425423
Gura Dino Plushie so you can rub the tummy for real

>> No.26425584

>>26425559
find someone else to obsess over

>> No.26425592

>>26425559
she does that 1 hour before most the time.

>> No.26425640

>>26424814
Frame>Schedule
It's better to have both, but a frame is way more useful for notifying if she's going to stream or not.

>> No.26425649

>>26425560
Rub rub rub rub

>> No.26425697

Any JP that doesn't call will be an enemy

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Does anyone point out to you that you guys bitch about the tiniest shit.

>> No.26425738

I wonder if any of the new IDs will call in

>> No.26425759

>>26425559
lol. You're a schizo and that's coming from me. That's pretty bad

>> No.26425764

>>26425697
Dangerously based

>> No.26425766

>>26425715
>you guys
It's one guy.

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>>26425715
>guys
don't associate me with wheelchairschizo

>> No.26425771

>>26425715
it's a raid, like you're part of

>> No.26425779

>>26425715
All the time and when we do it gets worse.

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>come back a little early than expected
>find stream up
You have no idea the relief I felt when I saw the thumbnail bros. I'm happy I could cry.

>> No.26425795

>>26425738
At least Ollie won't, which is good.

>> No.26425805

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1538654376943755264

>> No.26425811
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Imagine doubting the cunny queen

>> No.26425829

There is your tweet.

>> No.26425833

>>26425559
Works every time.

>> No.26425835

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1538654376943755264

she posted it on twitter

>> No.26425841

>>26425559
btfo'd

>> No.26425865

Sure she tweeted, but where is the bday tiktok? How disrespectful of her

>> No.26425871

So will there be someone to translate Nihongo to en? Or will she try to use cute noises for evry single jp that call?

>> No.26425877

>>26425835
birthday hashtag doko

>> No.26425878

>>26425833
why does she give into people here, she should have held off because it would have bothered the hell out of the rest of you.

>> No.26425886

>>26425715
>you guys
It's the cripple with his many other persobalities

>> No.26425897

WHERES THE MYSPACE POST YOU BITCH

>> No.26425903
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GUYS GUYS HOLY SHIT I CRACKED THE CODE

>> No.26425942

>>26425897
Myspace? what are you 50? No one use's that page anymore, and gura would not even think about typing in that url.

>> No.26425946
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>>26425903

>> No.26425945

>>26421418
>>26421430

Hi Everyone, I'm Dad.

>> No.26425961
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>still no tiktok

>> No.26425971

>>26425903
meds

>> No.26425978
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>no bus retweet

>> No.26426013

>>26425738
I think they are the least likely of anyone, really depends on if Gura sent them an invite or not

>> No.26426024

>>26425423
Neuro-linked onahole that transfers the sensation of every thrust directly into Gura's cunny.

>> No.26426031

>no pubs status

>> No.26426034

>>26420759
low level rrat Gurame shipper is actually Gura in disguise. She brings it up often in her streams and its the perfect alibi because she refers to it on stream the correct way, amesame

>> No.26426037

>>26425903
Anon you know too much

>> No.26426047

>>26425423
costomized onahole

>> No.26426049

I think Gura is a Jew

>> No.26426064
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Its like you guys think gura is going to die tomorrow

>> No.26426078

>No 9gag post
She stopped caring...

>> No.26426091

>no smoke signal yet
C'mon Gura

>> No.26426093

>>26426064
More like I might.

>> No.26426107

>>26426064
it's one of my biggest fears, she gets too close to ''I almost died'' situations

>> No.26426135

Alright, who's actually calling in? It would be cool if they all called in.

>> No.26426144

>>26421647
false

>> No.26426146

>No radio broadcast
Dost this wench really?

>> No.26426149

>>26426091
>>26426078
Gura just knocked on my door and gave me a letter inviting me so you guys should get yours soon

>> No.26426150

>no reply to my dm
That's fine Gura, glad you're getting ready for the stream

>> No.26426178

>>26426135
>birthday countdown
Seems like she's expecting a long stream, or at least 4 hours until 12 eastern. Probably gonna be most of the holos

>> No.26426201

>>26426135
Ayame will be the first one to call, and she will say Gura is an honorary Japanese

>> No.26426204
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26426204

Gawr Gura
がうる・ぐら
A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!"
Gura bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.

>> No.26426228

>Its June 20th in JP land and no marriage proposal to chumbies yet

Why is this shork so lazy?

>> No.26426230

>>26426178
there's no way she streaming until midnight unless she actually got EVERYONE

>> No.26426233

>>26425833
no stream sex with me is kinda weird

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I'm streaming my death if Homostar calls in.

>> No.26426272

>>26426230
countdown sure implies that, even if she doesn't have calls to last the entire time.

>> No.26426278

>>26426204
>In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.


That's her, talking to the Ebis(us). However, we don't actually talk back further cementing her !notautism

>> No.26426279

>>26426178
I hope we get a Holostars call in!!

>> No.26426296

>>26426241
you should do that regardless since you clearly don't trust her

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SHION IS AWAKE!!!

>> No.26426316

>threadshitters wrong again
>resort to posting about homos

>> No.26426319

>>26426230
if she's really out of stuff to fill the time, then reading SCs, even just [name] thank you, is an easy free 90 minutes.

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>>26426107
>HEY CHUMBIES! I ALMOST BURNED MYSELF TO DEATH AGAIN TODAY HOW ARE YOU?
She really makes it hard for me not to concernfag.

>> No.26426351

>Shark -> Same -> Sam*****
>Jaws Bday only 2 days after Sam*****'s bday
>Sam***** lived in a remote location on the ATLANTIC ocean most her life
hmmmm

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>>26426149
Oh, here she is now

>> No.26426365

HO THE FUCK ON CHIMBIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY

COME ON

>> No.26426377

>>26426272
idk more likely she means countdown in a much more casual sense since the actual birthday stream is tomorrow

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>> No.26426406

>>26426230
She can do SCs or just chat to fill the time though?

>> No.26426424

>>26425805
>>26425835
Just the stream title and a blue heart? This tweet is so fucking lazy.

>> No.26426464

>>26426351
shes an actual shark from atlantis holy shit

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Gura knows exactly how I am going to use this coundown.

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>>26426402

>> No.26426521

>>26426487
You just gave me an idea...

>> No.26426522

>>26426487
more evidence of future countdown streams.

>> No.26426537

>Waiting for page 10 before doxxposting
Coward

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>>26426487
I didn't think of that

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>>26426307
BIRTHDAY SEX BIRTHDAY SEX BIRTHDAY SEX

>> No.26426583

>>26426487
She's done countdowns before though

>> No.26426587

can you compete with this shrimp?
https://twitter.com/benryan1527/status/1538592653251444736

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>>26426487
pretty slick of gura making this a low key masturbation instruction stream

>> No.26426709
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GURA CUTE
GURA LOVE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!

>> No.26426761

>>26426587
HOLY BASED

>> No.26426771

>>26426587
Literal who

>> No.26426817

GURA PUT THE TIMES IN JST AND THE ENS HAVE TO CONVERT IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.26426822

>Suisei calls in
>she invites Gura to make a collab song together
How does this make you feel?

>> No.26426835

>A-chan retweet

>> No.26426836

I hope she will announce one thing at most on this stream, Yes I know she will be doing this tomorrow but it will be just so cool if she did today.

>> No.26426841

>>26426587
yeah
https://twitter.com/rin_nwl_0225/status/1538654634419822592

>> No.26426872

>>26426817
Retarded shark, retarded owl

>> No.26426877

>>26426587
Chumbies's dream

>> No.26426889

>>26426836
The marriage proposal is not until the rescheduled members chat, most likely.

>> No.26426897

>>26426822
It makes me hope Suisei holds the reins on that song

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>>26426822
cum

>> No.26426902
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>>26426822
HAPPY

>> No.26426925

How do I get member with a different brand account without sharing the membership that's already active? is it even possible to have double or multiple memberships?

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Are call ins from random fans? That will be so cringe

>> No.26426937

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1538660689841356800

>> No.26426944

>>26426841
If that's you then im jealous you have your penlight already and I think the fanart cut out to look like polaroids are pretty neat

>> No.26426952

laplussy chan will call i believ

>> No.26426959

>>26426822
Indifferent, still waiting on that IRyS collab after all.

>> No.26426972

>>26426952
Lies

>> No.26426993

>>26426925
yes. I have 2. and both accounts are linked and I can just switch.

>> No.26427002

>>26426929
Not random fans, just me

>> No.26427017

Okayu just put in frame, she will call in today

>> No.26427020

Not even a rrat: Gura's mom has never appeared on stream, it was a part played by acclaimed EN voice actress Our Kronii. I can tell because though she changed her voice, she still said "domo same desu" the same way as both Kronii and Samemama

>> No.26427023

Do you think she's reading chat? I want to akasupa before my cc stops working (it's locked at night).

>> No.26427028

>>26426929
Yeah, but just me. I also get to call in every night while she's not streaming

>> No.26427071

>>26426993
Brand accounts? or completely different Google accounts like with different email and everything?

>> No.26427076

>>26427023
highly unlikely she reads them from today or tomorrow. I would say she might read the members ones during the next chatting stream but if there are too many she won't read those either

>> No.26427075

>>26426822
If Suisei takes all the initiative it will happen, Gura humored Chicken and Matsuri after all.

>> No.26427101

>>26427020
how do you guys keep making this stuff up?

>> No.26427120 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.26427123

>>26427101
That's clearly just a funpost anon

>> No.26427134

>>26427101
by not taking his meds

>> No.26427164

>>26427071
oh right sorry i was being retarded and didn't read it right. yeah you can't with a brand account. I used a different google account. I have a brand account and it shares the membership but I can't use the emotes.

>> No.26427173

>>26427134
But what if it's his meds that caused this?

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>>26427076
Alright. I will wait members chat stream.

>> No.26427189

>>26427120
Not the real gurass

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>>26427173
then he need more doses

>> No.26427242

>>26427023
Probably but its like gacha to see if any chubba is gonna notice anyone specifically on chat.

>> No.26427299

AAAAAAA im so excited buds

>> No.26427316

>>26427299
calm down nigger it isn't even her bday today

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I brushed my teeth

>> No.26427369

>>26427242
The thing that scares me the most is getting shadowbanned from chat.
Does shadowban exist for chat? I've been shadowbanned from comment sections before for no apparent reason.

>> No.26427377

>>26427336
I have not brushed my teeth in 10 years (not joking) would gura still love me?

>> No.26427410

How long will Mori's voice message be?

>> No.26427425

>>26427316
Fuck you I love her and can't wait to see her AAAAAAA

>> No.26427427

>>26427369
It happens but its youtube side in does not last to long. you should have nothing to worry about.

>> No.26427435

>>26427369
Yes it does. Back in early October, a lot of people got shadowbanned in all Holo chats except for Gen 5. It took them about a week to fix it.

>> No.26427494

>>26427435
thinking en gen 2 when they did there 1st stream all of gen 1 got shadowbanned from chat I remember gura talking about it.

>> No.26427496

>>26427435
yeah, and the fucking one year membership anniversary was in the middle of it too.

>> No.26427506

>>26427369
Shadowbans exist but there are a few ways to tell if you are or not. Try sending something then closing and opening chat, if it's still there you're fine. you can also click the three dots on the message and see if you can delete it, if you can you're fine. So far there hasn't been a good solution for youtube filtering and dropping a ton of chats though

>> No.26427541

i think migoti will call too

>> No.26427569

>>26427541
who know's I may also call in.... who needs work right?

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>> No.26427627

>>26427586
>no fart reflect cover edit yet
im not even a fartfag, I just think the edits are funny

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Gurass

>> No.26427648

>>26427506
I didn't know about the delete trick. Now I'm checking chat from another browser where I'm not logged in and messages seem to appear properly thankfully.

>> No.26427660

>>26427627
ooh good idea, i'll do that later. and same

>> No.26427667

>>26427627
hehe Refart

>> No.26427669

>>26427369
To soothe my autism over this I just added myself to ytcfilter. Also useful for when she reads one of your comments out.

>> No.26427757

>>26427586
yeah, me.

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would you let Gura put a pretty pink bow on your head

>> No.26427896

>>26427648
That works too. Like I said though, once the stream starts there seem to be an issue with chat messages being dropped to live chat instead of top chat or dropped completely. You aren't shadowbanned at that point, youtube is just shit

>> No.26427905

>>26427847
No.

>> No.26427915

>>26427905
gay

>> No.26427920

>>26427660
>>26427667
I really have the same childish sense of humor as my oshi

>> No.26427922

gura should pee

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>>26427847
yeah

>> No.26427926

>>26427847
I would let Gura dress me up like a pretty girl if she wanted to
I would not enjoy it and I would NOT get hard but I'd let her do it regardless

>> No.26427944

>>26427922
yes, before the stream

>> No.26427946

>>26427922
yeah through me

>> No.26427971

>>26427669
does that allow you to see when youtube drops your comments completely?

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>>26427922
Yeah, on me

>> No.26427994

>>26427971
if you set it to live chat it does.

>> No.26428052

>>26427994
I might need to set that filter up then on a second browser so I can see what messages actually make it though. I can't believe i didn't even think about it before

>> No.26428076

>not her bday
>people acting like it is and saying happy bday anyway
wtf

>> No.26428079

>>26427944
*while streaming

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I am so nervous I hope everything will be alright for Gura

>> No.26428089

>>26428052
if you're going to put effort into it, you might as well install chat_downloader and just start logging chats.

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>>26428076
Everyone is blowing their art loads too

>> No.26428139

>>26425108
>how pressed for time she was
Wtf how, if anything I thought she took a break because she needs a lot of time to prepare this shit, and she took her sweet time for sure

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OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED GUYS

>> No.26428147

>>26428119
Chumbies are premature goomers

>> No.26428164

>>26428076
>wish her a happy birthday now
>wish her a happy birthday at midnight
>wish her a happy birthday tomorrow
I just want her to have a happy birthday

>> No.26428201

>>26425280
Where are the dancing Snoops?

>> No.26428202

>>26428119
oh boy the Gura art tag is going to explode in these 2 days

>> No.26428224

>>26428089
haha yeah effort..I really probably should

>> No.26428238

>>26428076
I'm pretty sure it's technically June 20 in Japan and some other countries already. Not all fans are on American time.

>> No.26428247

>>26428164
this is the only way to do it

>> No.26428270

>>26428076
Jesus gets 12 days for his birthday so Gura gets at least 3

>> No.26428290

>>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1651409513706.png
why are chumbuds like this

>> No.26428304

>>26428147
Unlike some chumbies I train myself to last AT LEAST 10 seconds in Gura's cunny instead of the usual 5

>> No.26428362

>>26428290
That pathetic creature is no chumbie. I dunno what he is but he ain't no real chum that's for sure.

>> No.26428441

>>26427369
>Does shadowban exist for chat?
Gura doesn't have mods I believe she doesnt and even if someone is shadowbanned. Its probably by youtube itself.

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>10 mins
AHHHHH HYPE!
I LOVE GURA SO MUCH

>> No.26428457

YAGOOS REAL NAME IS OROKU SAKI AND COVER IS JUST A COVER FOR THE RESURGENCE OF THE FOOT CLAN WHY DO YOU THINK GURA IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE FOOT?

>> No.26428466

bai bai!

>> No.26428505

>>26428457
abayo

>> No.26428508
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My wife Gura

>> No.26428540

>>26428508
Your wife looks just like my girlfriend.

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Tonight, you.

>> No.26428551

>>26428457
SNOT TMNT co-op when?

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Cute shark soon!

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