/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1536763492631515137

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>26387211

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Gura labia

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Gurass

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good luck with the stream today, gura

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Hey Gura, I think you should put up the stream reservations for both today and tomorrow already. Let's not be shy, let's go all out hype.
Let people know it's happening. Tweet about it again too.

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This fucking whore is still hungover from her actual birthday party yesterday, fake fucking cunt

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>>26409031
Hey Gura, for this day celebrating you, don't be yourself.

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>>26409066
kek

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If a male calls in, I'll rope myself!

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i can feel it in my stomach, green scarf man is gonna call-in.

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>>26409066
If by "be yourself" you mean being lazy then yeah, it's suppose to be an important event after all.

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>>5363316
Just for the record, she posted her Birthday stream 21 hours in advance last year

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>>26409066
It's her birthday. It's time to grow as a person.
The way she started collabing with JPs she can also start to be proud of her achievements

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>>26409196
lol, no he's not. The last time she even acknowledged him was in Jan 2021 during a member stream where she drew that scarf. I think it was a members stream

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>no stream frame
>no tweet
>no birthday twitter tag

lazy shark is lazy.

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>>26409344
Bro. It's still way to early. Chill the fuck out

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>>26409159
Gura's father?

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Shut up, Gura loves us!

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>>26409295
Holy mother of dead rrats

[Anonymous No.]

What are you gifting Gura for her birthday?

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>>26409487
A big fat steamy load straight into her womb

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you do realize her birthday is tomorrow, right?

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>>26409487
My goom

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>>26409487
My love and also my cum

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>>26409487
Cummies

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>>26409520
it's birthday eve, a lot of people celebrate then

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glango gwisp

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Today, Gura will talk to some people.

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>>26409159
Ina = No males
Ame = No males
Sana = No Males
Irys = no Males
Kronii = no males
Fauna = no males
Mori/Bae = suck homo cock since their debuts so yes males

Don't worry about it

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Gura

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>>26409863
Then I will live another day!

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>>26409911
Yagoo might send a video though

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>>26409863
I could imagine Ame and IRyS collabing with future EN stars. The latter is about to be part of a collab including men soon anyway (Ollie's collab) and the former might have already played Apex once with Astel or Shion or so if the language gap wasn't a thing.

But overall I'm feeling pretty safe. Mori/Bae are obviously Ollie tier.

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Where did it all go wrong?

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If Gura thinks WAP is bad then she hasn't heard Gimme that Nutt by Eazy E. It's shits all over wap. Would love Gura to cover this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4iqcRHXMpE&feature=youtu.be

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>>26410025
>ame and IRyS collabing with males
Kys cuckbeat.

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>>26410118
>he doesn't know and just shitposts
Ollie reps, she spilled the beans on the collab already

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>>26410047
If the marriage proposal to chumbies rrat is true, this year's will still be better.

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Child

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>>26410047
quality is better than quantity, Gura is more focused in producing things instead of mindless gaming streams

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>>26410047
>no birthday hashtag
>no unique/special streams besides totsu
>almost no hype whatsoever
I hope she can get out of whatever she's going through, but something definitely changed at some point between now and then.

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>>26410047
It takes a while to put a wedding dress relax

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>>26410228
Pretending WWE wasn't special.

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>>26410190
>>26410247
Have you guys decided to go full schizo to cope with this shitty situation?

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>>26410192
Anons she is really a child...

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>>26410299
It's just what I heard, we'll see soon enough.

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>>26410299
I already got my invitation why would the situation be shitty?

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I can't wait for this schizo to be BTFO hard

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>>26409487
a $5 sc saying "happy birthday"

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>>26410047
I miss this Gura. I hope she comes back.

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She's not gonna pop the question until after the birthday party, schizos. That's why she decided to delay the members chat.

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>>26410464
>schizo
I know the birthday stream will be kino, I'm just pointing out how shitty the rest of this birthday week schedule is compared to last year.

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>muh hashtag
cam on lads, this is reaching a new levle of pathetic complaints

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>>26410531
Nah not really

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>>26410531
Not to mention the lack of streams in the year thus far compared to last year.

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>>26410611
That too, but you can't mention that without being called a schizo anti

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>>26410611
Oh it's you, never mind

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>>26410163
Whatever you say cuckbeat.

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>>26410047
I miss fun watchalongs with Gura...
I can't believe we used to watch absolute kino like The Thing, Halloween, Princess Bride etc. together

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>>26410192
Yeah mine

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>>26409159
Who would even that be?

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>>26410551
Building up hype for an event you claim to care about is important

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>>26410531
>shitty
honestly if she didn't cancelled the member's stream I would unironically call it better than the last one, SNOT was a better collab than all of last year's combined, WWE was peak kino and the fish game and kara were pretty nice, still I would rate the last one higher but not by much

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>>26410691
boyfriend announcement

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>>26410691
idk man, just stating my policy.

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>>26410725
gura still isn't up yet and the main event is until tomorrow, chill the fuck out

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>>26409159
Why? We already know and accept the fact that Gura plays with her male friends offstream.

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>>26410774
stop giving this faggot attention
you know he will complain no matter what gura does

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>>26410725
It is not. None of these fucking tourists matter.

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>>26410746
Does Yagoo counts?

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>last year
one orisong
>this year
two cover song, prepping for mori's solo concert, possibly another orisong

notice the differences?

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>>26410833
No, I'm specifically complaining about Gura's laziness. When she stops being lazy, I'll stop complaining. Simple as that.

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>>26410228
stop projecting your mental illne on Gura, numberfag

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>>26410879
Is he married?

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>>26410901
And I will stop pointing out that you are a giant faggot when you stop... oh nevermind that is not going to happen lol

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>>26410921
>numberfag
what?

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Brush your teeth chumbies
Gura is a shark her teeth grow back. Yours don't.

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>>26410891
>Two mediocre covers
>Guest appearance most of her fans don't care about that will eat more of her time
>Cope
Yeah, I do notice the difference

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>>26410901
was this not about her not putting up a hashtag this time? make up your mind, schizo

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good morning chumbies
good morning cripple schizo
lookin forward to today

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>>26411001
>I-IT DOES NOT COUNT BECAUSE I SAY SO!

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>>26411001
>>Two mediocre covers
Opinion discarded.

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>>26411044
Not him but nothing that involves Mori should count

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>Thank you for remembering my birthday, anon! You're so thoughtful

[Anonymous No.]

We are back to the Gura lazy bait? Guess the two weeks cuckposting was a complete failure lol

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I just want the celebratory cybersex stream Gura promised when she said "let's bang" to us.

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>>26410901
Nah faggot. Gura has stated multiple times that she is very busy with behind the scenes hololive stuff. Even recently in a members post. But you do not care and still call her lazy because in your deranged brain you tell yourself that she is lying. You are a shiposter through and through and nothing you say has any credibility or merit.

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>>26410725
Her actual birthday stream isn't until tomorrow. Who cares about a hashtag? Most people that watch Gura don't use Twitter

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>>26410725
Her actual birthday stream isn't until tomorrow. Who cares about a hashtag? Most people that watch Gura don't use Twitter

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Gura birthday week

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>>26410725
Her actual birthday stream isn't until tomorrow. Who cares about a hashtag? Most people that watch Gura don't use Twitter

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>>26411115
It was pretty surprising, it felt like she pulled that line out of nowhere. I suppose it makes sense seeing as she has been moaning more and more every stream. Her lust for us is reaching a tipping point

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>Gura birthday isn't an international holiday

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>>26411203
>>26411210
Maybe be more careful if you're going to have conversations with yourself

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>>26411149
>Gura has stated multiple times that she is very busy with behind the scenes hololive stuff
You mean the vague blanket excuse she uses to get out of streaming? No, that doesn't disprove her being incredibly lazy.

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>>26411115
When was that? I zoned out during the karaoke.

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>>26411285
See? You are proving me right, right away.

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>>26411203
>>26411210
>>26411230

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>>26411286
After she sang "Bang".

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>>26411333
>trips

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>>26411285
you're proving him right, lol

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Remember, no original song for her birthday. The cover with Shion was the birthday song

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>>26411416
>birthday song(s) 1 week before the actual birthday
still a baffling line of thinking

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>>26408936
Bloop fuck off

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>>26411252
Considering she couldn't even finish the Ebi for WWE because she was too busy rubbing her cunny while making him, I don't think we'll have to wait much longer to lose our wizard powers.

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I don't trust this shrimp

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>>26411546
I trust myself.

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gura is a shart fark

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>>26411513
>Considering she couldn't even finish the Ebi
did i miss her saying that or is that your own assumption? i assumed she tried creating Ebi but could not make him look good enough

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I want to lick Gura's sweaty face.

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>>26411646
This but her sweaty chest

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I hope she prepared at least some japanese lines to say to every JP member. If they call and all we get are awkward silence with some occasional english and japanese words in between I will close the stream immediately because the cringe would be too much to handle

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>>26411642
Either that or she made him look too good and thought it would be too distracting for herself.

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>>26411716
The Holo members that can't speak English for shit should send a video message. It'd be too awkward otherwise

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>>26411487
Nope. She isn't going to release another song on her channel so close to the cover she released

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>>26411857
Says who?

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>>26411716
imagine being this weak
cringe is the heart and soul of Hololive
i WILL watch girls having discomunication
i WILL call them cute for using broken english/japanese
this is what made them relevant in the first place

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REMINDER
https://youtu.be/UbWBCjw5zJA?t=17495

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>>26410196
>Gura is more focused in producing things instead of mindless gaming streams
and yet, she's still been putting out a respectable amount of these streams for anyone that's not desperate to have something to complain about with her. love this shart

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>>26411416
>>26411857
Why do you sound so sure about this? Do you realize that the voices inside your head don't know more than any of us?

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Sorry guys, I have no idea how it posted my comment 3 times. Weird

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Sorry guys, I have no idea how it posted my comment 3 times. Weird

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Sorry guys, I have no idea how it posted my comment 3 times. Weird

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>>26411891
Says Gura. That's how she is

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>>26411716
>Sora calls in
>Sora: Gurachan! Omedetou!!! Hontou ni sugoi neee
>Gura: [pause].. hai domo, same desu
>Sora: ano... saikin dono geimu ga suki desu ka?
>Gura: maji fuzakenna... kono kusogaki!

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>>26411993
>I make shit up
ok

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>>26411922
>i WILL watch girls having discomunication
>i WILL call them cute for using broken english/japanese
>this is what made them relevant in the first place
based as fuck

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>>26411995
kino

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>>26411995

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>>26411995
>Morubias

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Love me Gura

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>>26411927
GURAAA I LOVE U

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>>26409159
Don't worry.
Any males that she knows are either just family or friends. Gura is a lesbian in and out of her holo character.

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>>26412160
No, she's attracted to crustaceans only.

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>>26412097
rub rub rub

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will holostars call in?

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Reminder Gura is proposing to us today and marrying us tomorrow. I'm nervous about wedding night. What will she do to us?

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>>26412278
Only if she hates us.

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>>26412160
The way she shows actual lust for lolis and other women.....I beleeb

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>>26410228
I doubt she's going through something.
Even if she was, her getting burnout isn't surprising. All youtubers get it at some point, Hololive isn't any different. At worst it'll be a full month break, but I have no idea if that's allowed for Vtubers under contract. Maybe 2 weeks? Who knows how their vacation time works.

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>>26412304
I already bought Rushia's wedding ring I can't buy another...

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>>26412160
J...

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>>26412304
>tomorrowie
So in a few days.

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>>26412342
that's what you get for trusting a menhera

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why does that one guy keeps spamming about marriage

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every day I thank jesus my oshi gura isn't a whore like nyanners

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>>26412434
t. cripple

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>>26412434
idk, but it's better than the cuckposter.

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>>26412434
The cuckposter made him go full schizo

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>>26412434
because he isn't crippled

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>>26412342
Gura designed a dakimagura in bridal lingerie, instead.

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>>26412434
Gura has been alluding to marrying us for months now. I'm excited she's finally worked up the courage to ask us.

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>>26412567
But she's still a child.

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>>26412304
she's gonna shove me down her cunny

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I mean I knew one day it would happen, after all my daughter Gura has said when she's older she wants to become my wife many times, but it's all so sudden now...

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>>26412447
same desu

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>>26412703
Don't process it too much, we still need to act surprised when Gura asks.

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guys are we really about to marry this potentially on the potential spectrum fart shark? and if so, why am I looking forward to it?

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>>26412651
There's no law against marrying children in Atlantis. In fact it is quite common there.

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>>26411956
>>26411985
You two are assholes

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>>26411956
>>26411985
You two are assholes

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>>26412818
Back in Atlantis it was common to marry the young shark daughter of a business partner or good family friend

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>>26412447
Especially since I'd have to rope myself otherwise.

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>>26412816
Why, you ask?

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>>26412447
You know, when Gura debuted and I pretty much immediately fell for her I told myself that there's no way it's gonna last and sooner or later she's going to do things I deem simply unacceptable like collabing with vshojos or some eceleb guys or things like that. I thought maybe I'd be lucky to get even a year with her before it happens. And now it's been almost two and she's been amazing and free of anything I could hate for all this time, I truly feel blessed.
Thank you Gura, you turned out to be even more amazing than I could have hoped to imagine. You love Hololive, you focus on Hololive.

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God I love her.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Had a stress dream where she did handcam for her birthday stream

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>>26413010
Yeah, I wasn't expecting to live this long tbqh.

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I love her more than anything, I can't wait to see her interact with her holo friends tonight

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Guys I'm so nervous. I love her so much, I can't believe its finally time to marry her in just one day

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>>26412447
>>26412743
>>26412901
>>26413010
I don't even know how many layers of shitposting/falseflagging we're under right now

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>>26413066
I can't be the only one who will rope myself as proof that Gura was a true idol.

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>>26413066
What exactly makes you think I was being anything but serious?

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>>26413066
Feeble minded yesman, cute.

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>>26413150
Posting on this website is anything but serious.

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I'm ready to kneel.

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>>26413209
I'm always serious. The people who don't treat it seriously all seem to be from elsewhere and need to go back.

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>>26413245
Anon no one who's been on this site longer than 20 minutes takes anything here seriously

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>>26413245
>Only a fool would believe anything posted here

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>>26413245
>who don't treat it seriously all seem to be from elsewhere
Fucking kek ogey

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>>26413209
Nah I definitely mean it. There are some things I couldn't stand and collabs with garbage ecelebs or vshojos would be one of those. I'm very happy that Gura hasn't done that at all and instead ended up being one of the most "hololive only" holos in EN.
>>26413287
You sound like a newfag in that case, probably came here in 2016 during the election or later.

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ITT: more parasocial borderline pedophiles using her birthday as another excuse to micromanage her in their heads

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Gura is a pure, virginal angel. The only males she has ever interacted with are her father and her brother. J? All bullshit, that stream notification was Jenna. Barbie? Literally who? All schizophrenic babble. They have never interacted. Luv me pure short.

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A treat as always
https://youtu.be/mfzo8NqHaYE

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are >we still doing that shrimp compilation thing? idk if it's too late, but anyway here is mine

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>>26413443
yeah, its past the deadline line.
not sure if he's still taking any late submissions
>>26395281
>>26395128

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I love this little tease

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>>26409849
and she'll be extra cute while doing so

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>>26413066
5th layer now. we're using post sarcastic post-irony as a parody

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all i know is gura is married to ME and any contradiction to that FACT is FALSE

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>people are surprised that some here are actually serious about their hatred of western vtubing circles, especially those on Twitch

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I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

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>>26413337
>>26413353
Don't make fun of me, I am legit in love with Gura and her sudden but expected betrayal will spell my doom. I will have no reason to live.

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Yes, I love cunny. How did you tell?

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>>26413046
>stress dream
Is that what those are called?

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>>26413046
I dreamed of her last night but I forgot what the dream was about, I just remember browsing /ggg/ at some point and nothing else. I always fall asleep thinking of Gura because I got nothing that can save me from the dark void that is my self-hating mind when I'm not thinking about things I love.

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How can I have a wet dream with Gura? What is it like?

[Anonymous No.]

where gooba?

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I watched Bjoarn's "birthday present" for Gura... it's worse than I imagined. No self awareness, as always.

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>>26414007
Listen to the valentine's blowjob asmr she did before falling asleep

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>>26414025
Eating lunch or having her after lunch nap.

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>>26414025
Dead

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>>26414039
>t. Bjoarn
It's ok to be cringe and awkward if it's for Gura. She appreciates.

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>>26414025

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>>26414039
That faggot needs to fuck off, seen him beg for collabs with stars multiple times

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>>26414007
It feels really good and I feel very energetic in the morning. The good feeling lasts all day. I've gotten them about once a month since Valentine's Day.

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BIRTHDAY HYPE

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>>26414125
He probably will at some point, his supers get ignored a majority of the time and she made it clear she wasn't interested in the last few projects he did for her. Maybe for once he'll actually have some self awareness and stop

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>>26414115
What about shilling your shitty project in every stream?
>>26414125
He's the worst kind of attention whore

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>>26414231
SHES NOT A FUCKING FART SHARK STOP

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>>26414125
Unforgivable.

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>>26414125
Seriously? That somehow makes him even more pathetic than I already thought him to be

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>>26414368
no way it's fart time!

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>>26414039
Is it yet another singing video that's unlistenable because they're too dumb to use a sync track?

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>>26414231
I was wondering if someone would make this.

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>>26414258

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>>26414258
Cute children.

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>>26414231
YAMERO

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>Gura cancels and moves the call-ins to tomorrow.
>Birthday Party is just them and merch shill.

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>>26414646
>cancels everything
>does surprise marriage stream

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>>26414118
WAKE UP

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>>26414646
At this point I wouldn't even be surprised...

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>>26414646
stop

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>>26414118
She looks like she is dreaming about something lewd

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>>26414789
yeah, me

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>>26414713
All is forgiven!

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>>26414646
t-the show must go on...

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Sometimes I just think about licking various parts of her body like her feet or cunny or cute anus
I would do that for hours

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>>26414789
imagine how wet her unconscious cunny is

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when Gooba has been corrected

[Anonymous No.]

She's right though. If you can marry your dakimakura which cannot even reply back when you talk why would they deny her will to marry the collective entity of the shrimps?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please, I'm starting to worry

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>>26414930
Same desu

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I call dibs on Gura's pits for wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine kissing Gura

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>>26415013
She'll put the stream up 3-4 hours before the time.
Be patient if you don't wanna get pegged.

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>>26413852
You know the unrestful dreams you have right before you wake up where you're kinda tossing and turning and constantly fading in and out of conciseness and you can affect the dreams slightly but they're really stressing you out because they keep waking you up
Maybe that's just me

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>>26414999
From the way she talks about it, I think that's her goal and she's just been grooming us to enjoy her fetishes beforehand.

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>>26415071
Can I still be pegged if I wait patiently?

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>>26415041
I do all of the time.

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>>26414231
fart shark fart shark fart shark!!!

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>>26415078
>implying she had to groom me
I was into lolis and feet long before she knew what a fetish is

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>>26414999
Gura was inspired by that Japanese guy that married Miku to marry us.

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>>26415080
Yeah, I hate that shit. Makes you feel like you haven't slept at all.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>26415078
I'm a bit worried if she's gonna make it legit like legally registered in some country that allows it and whether I must fill a marriage proposal module for polygamy or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura seems like the kind of girl who would want to try out anal with you after just a short while cause she's curious about it

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>>26415176
Sorting through the legalities is what has kept her so busy lately, she's trying to research it as much as possible so she can explain it to us.

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>>26415080
I think I know what you mean.
I usually just wake up during sleep paralysis and scream at something that isn't actually there.
I literally wake up screaming, good start to the day.

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i'm not ready to get married

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i'm nervous...

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>Gura is an old shark
>lives thousands of years
>shrimps are normal sea life
>they don't grow much before they die eaten by other sea life or from Gura herself
Is Gura actually a shotacon?

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>>26415176
Yeah it's going to be a bit of a hassle sending out the paperwork for around 25k members from different countries.

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LIKES

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>>26415306
idk, but you just reminded me that Gura mentioned shrinking herself and jumping in the jar, which is very similar to my dream about Shion shrinking Gura and making her fuck my tiny shrimp body in the jar.

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>>26415435
I know she's mentioned the jar a lot but when did she mention shrinking herself

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>>26415332
If every shrimp gives an akasupa she can hire a whole post office to do the work for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr "have been too focused sorting other things out and forgot to make a thumbnail" Gura

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>>26415476
It was pretty recent, she said she'd swim in the liquids or something.

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>>26415521
>Sorry guys, I'm so busy with hololive stuff that I have to move both the totsu and the birthday stream to next week, huhaha

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>>26415521
it's OK gura, we like your hastily slapped together thumbnails

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just dm'd me, it's gonna be a good day buds

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura just had sex with me, it's gonna be a good day buds

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415665
There's a crawl space between my kitchen cabinets that my cat disappears to.

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>>26415665
I want pet catshark

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>>26415716
yeah, me.

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[Anonymous No.]

BIRTHDAY FARTY BIRTHDAY FARTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415665
cute shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415665
Cute

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>>26415740
YJK

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[Anonymous No.]

gura has great potential. i believe in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415665
My cat used to sleep on my face, I miss her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415740
YJK

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>>26415834
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415829
i can see it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, wake up and look at all your cool buses with us.

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>>26415943

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>>26415834
But will she realize that potential? That's a different story.

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i pray that whatever she's planning goes well and without any scuff
TAKE ALL MY MOTIVATION GOOMBA

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26415834

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>>26416005
Kind of wish she'd go back and just finish DMC4. It's been at least over 6 months now. Should complete on the same day along with I Am Fish since that is short from completion as well.

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>>26416158
Nah, if she's gonna complete a game with I Am Fish it should be Stanley Parable.

[Anonymous No.]

really wish I could eat gura's home cooking every day

[Anonymous No.]

i have stuff to do for a few hours don't put up a frame until I'm done please Gura

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>>26416240
I want to take turns eating her cooking and cooking for her

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>>26416158
If she's gonna complete a game with I Am Fish I'd prioritize Stanley Parable, it would be nice though if she could fit the other unfinished games with it.

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I'm looking forward to the months of cybersex streams Gura gives us to recover from her stressful work. She'll get plenty of relaxation with us.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody else here like when Gura speaks using the English accent?

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If you were married to Gura how would you spend your time while she streams? Would you watch somehow, would you spend time doing reps, or something else?

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>>26416549
I'd sneak up behind her and tickle her cunny and watch as she's forced to suppress her moans

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>>26415943
She's not going to acknowledge busses from Hong Kong or Taiwan.

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>>26416519
i like when she shits on brit bongs

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>>26416519
>Anybody else here like when Gura
Yes

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>>26416392
Be ready to be disappointed. Expect high energy berfday strems and then a looooooong break(like 4 days). Then, back to business as usual.

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>>26416675
Ok grayname

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>>26416549
I'd watch streams like a good supportive husband should.

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>>26416675
The marriage proposal stream is already confirmed, and the cybersex was promised but chumbies are still skeptical.

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>>26416549
Watch and write stuff that makes her smile in chat.

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>>26416838
Did she delete that tweet? I couldn't find it when I went looking.
or is someone just having a laugh here?

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>>26416742
I don't think I'd feel the need to chat anymore and I definitely wouldn't need to super. I'd probably end up just putting her streams on in the background while I do reps unless she's singing.

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>>26416951
Ironic chumbies think they're big brain troll geniuses but I play along because she might really take inspiration from the idea.

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Did you all tell your old man happy fathers day?

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>>26416549
Sit under her desk and slowly lick her cunny or sit on the chair and have her ride on my dick while she streams and pretends nothing is happening

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>>26417080
My dad's been dead for 14 years

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>>26417080
I forgot. Too busy with work.

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>>26416020
why didn't we get her a bus...

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>>26417019
There is nothing ironic about expressing all my deepest desires.

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>still no frame up
Gura...

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>>26417143
I didn't want to Goslingpost today but I'm starting to feel the feels.

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>>26417143
She'll put up the frame at 5pm

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>>26417143
Relax, she'll be here.

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>>26417143
She hates numbers...

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reminder that Gura is very large under water

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>>26417143
Sorry she's busy with me right now. Ill remind her soon

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>>26417218
Isn't that when the stream is supposed to start though?

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>>26417424
5pm EST

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>>26417143
Makes me wonder why she isn't bothering to hype it up as soon as possible. I mean, anons assured me that she did so much preparation for it.

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>>26417397
Cute toenails.

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>>26417454
What time is now is EST? I always confus.

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>>26417454
5pm PST

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>>26417469
Today is just the totsu.

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>>26417469
For the people that watch streams she's been hyping up all the birthday stuff a lot. Who cares about the casual fans

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>>26416152
She's just like me........

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I'm starting to panic a bit now. The thought she might cancel this stream too triggers many bad feels.

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>>26417528
>Doesn't count
Already with the cop-outs? Is this not technically a part of her Birthday activity? If it is then I expect effort to have been put into it like anons here were saying she was doing.

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Why hasn't Sammie put up the frame yet?

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Stand up shark...

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>>26417710
the problem is that we know that no matter what she does, you're going to spam and shit up the thread in a panic, so nobody will ever give you the time of day. you're an irrelevant mentally defective loser.

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>>26417710
Hey don't reply to me I'm not one of the people who talk about prep work. I'm indifferent to what she does I just enjoy streams.

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>>26417702
Gura is ogey goslingbud

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>>26417486
15:40 EST currently with the stream scheduled for 8pm EST

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>>26417764
>the problem is that we know that no matter what she does, you're going to spam and shit up the thread
Same thing can be said about the anons claiming that she was spending all this time preparing for her Birthday no matter how it actually turns out.

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Now it's 11:36 or 12:36 in PST? timezone sites can't decide which one is the right one.
If she puts the stream up 3 hours before stream time then does that mean that we still have to wait 4-5 hours?

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>>26417951
it's 11:36 am in PST, which is not in use on the west coast. it's 12:36 pm PDT, which is the current time in los angeles.

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>>26417979
So 4-5 hours for stream start and 1-2 hours for stream reminder. Thanks, I thought it was already past 2PM.

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Are you guys pretending to be retarded?

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>>26417904
I'll admit I was wrong if Gura doesn't propose to us, but I'm pretty confident this time.

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>>26418016
Most of the time yes.

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>>26418016
I'm actually retarded, like my oshi

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>>26418016
Nyo, we are just like our oshi

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>>26418016
Pretending?

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>>26418071
>we are just like our oshi
Does that mean I am also the cutest being in the universe?

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>>26418156
She thinks so, that's why she's proposing to us

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>>26418172
https://streamable.com/qez02c

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The karaoke was her graduation stream

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, please no pegging until the second cybersex date.

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>>26418257
>1 year 1 month ago
call us tiny and cute again gura...

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god damn it

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>>26418329
for >>26418257
oops

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Everyone was surprised that the totsu wasn't a part of her birthday stream, don't act like you weren't expecting an earlier frame

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>no twitter likes
>no retweets
>no tweets
>since the 16th
She really hates this job. Doesn't she?

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What if Gura had a scat fetish? Would you let her shit on your chest if she wanted to? I'd be pretty hesitant, I hate poop

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>10 minutes left
>Still no frame
It's over numberbros

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>>26418387
It sure feels like it, we are nothing but a source of stress to her now that she has gotten comfortable

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>>26418399
I'd also hesitate a lot but if she REALLY wanted to, I'd try for her.

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>>26418399
I would make her eat it.

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>>26418387
she's busy gosling-chama. she'll be here soon(tm)

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>>26418399
How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?

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>>26418469
kys

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>>26418156
You sure are

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>>26418382
>don't act like you weren't expecting an earlier frame
Is this really all you have to shitpost about now? Who fucking cares how late the frame goes up as long as she streams at the time on the schedule

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>>26418487
Embrace beat-strats, eat da poopoo

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Maybe the NA council girls and Ame went to see her. They haven't streamed this weekend

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>>26418576
Ame streamed friday night late and Mumei is about to stream in an hour..

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>>26418387
Yeah. She misses a lot of good art

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>>26418402
She doesn't stream until 8pm EDT. That's in 4 hours

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>>26418533
Jesus fucking christ, is every single post complaining about anything a shitpost to you faggots? I'm just saying that it's kinda weird for her to not show any activity yet on a special day.

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>>26418608
I knew Ame steamed on Friday night. I didnt know about Mumei

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>>26418663
make your posts less obvious if you don't wanna be called a shitposter.

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Right now is nobody in hololive streaming at all? I cannot find any live streams.

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>>26418781
Dunno ask global

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>>26418781
wrong thread

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>>26418576
>Ame
>Visiting Gura
She had two years to do that by now anon.

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>>26418795
Never mind. I checked holodex and is says zero right now.

>>26418817
I asked because even if it's Sunday it's kinda unusual for all of them to be offline at once.

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Fucking ungrateful cunt

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>>26418781
Moom in an hour and Mio in 2.5

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>>26418387
>4M sub celebration
>a milestone literally no other vtuber has ever reached
>halfheartedly sings a bunch of sad songs, songs about leaving or going away, and then disappears off the face of the earth again
She couldn't make it more obvious if she tried.

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I bet that whatever she did yesterday completely drained her energy. It was a special occasion for her after all...

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>>26418957
>I bet that whatever she did yesterday completely drained her energy
Sorry buds, I didn't let her sleep a wink if you know what I mean

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>>26418957
>It was a special occasion for her after all
Now special enough to get up early and put up a frame apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

the wheelman has been doing some fucking overtime on this thread, already coping hard for when gura inevitably blows him the fuck out

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>>26418576
As someone else said, Ame streamed, Mumei is about to. Also Kronii has apparently been moving over the weekend and Fauna is on a weekend break (possibly linked to Kronii moving?)

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It's getting hard to contain my hype

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I hope the hololive shop is prepared for the chumbie ddos tomorrow

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>>26418930
>inb4 she liked the wedding dress tweet to indirectly tell us she's quitting to get married

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>>26419205
Have you not been reading the thread? She's going to propose to US.

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This fucking cunt, she unironically became way too comfortable last year and realized that most of you retards would defend her even if she completely gave up. I miss my autistic, anxious and lonely Gura, the person who she used to be from debut up until the second half of last year, who actually cared about her fans and tried to be creative despite being extremely stressed. She's nothing but a husk of her former self.

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>>26419190
It's not like it matters if it is. You're not giong to get it any sooner if you order faster.

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>>26418781
One of the new indodogs is streaming 1 hour before Gura

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Does Gura even realize how much creativity and inspiration she brought about? does she really think people don't love her a lot?
She cannot possibly be this dense. If there's something she's worried about she should really talk about it to her fans. Together we might be able to find a solution.

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>>26419236
But what if she does the "limited supply physical signature version"
Or maybe she'll be an absolute chad like Laplace and just do a physical signature for ALL of them

[Anonymous No.]

Samantha. Where is the frame?

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>>26419462
>But what if she does the "limited supply physical signature version"
She won't. Gura cares too much about the chumbies who would be left out.

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>>26419190
It was fine during holofes, I don't think there will be problems

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, talk to us. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419205
yeah, married to me. I keep trying to tell you guys this

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>>26419234
>im totally a fan
>she a massive cunt

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>>26419462
I'd pay an extremely stupid amount for a physically signed item but this anon is right >>26419494 she wouldn't do something like that because she knows not everyone could get one and she wouldn't be able to make enough for the people that want them

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Chicken is streaming in 30 mins (probably trying to ruin mama's stream which starts at the same time).
We should ask her if she knows what the fuck happened to Gura's stream.

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>>26419708
How about you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419708
Fuck off, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I'M SO EXCITED

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Gura? I wanna cry.
Please come back princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419708
>we
I already know what happened to Gura's stream. She gave up on it because she's lazy. Why the fuck would I ask someone else about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura does or doesn't do something
>mentally ill genetic waste floods into the thread bashing the keyboard on cooldown
just another day

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>>26419742
last time he tried that it didn't go too well, shitposting here is literally the entire reason for his existence at this point

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419759
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419759
Same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419759
Same desu

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>>26419809

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>>26419708
She's not streaming. She is just posting her performance from that German convention

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>>26419759
me too, I can't contain the hype, GUURA PLEASE GIVE ME RELEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>26419946
I know but she's in chat right now and just posted a message but whatever. She probably wouldn't say anything even if she knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26420061
no gooming until birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>26420061

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>>26411115
timestamp?

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>>26420152
Totsu is close enough to a birthday, I'm gooming you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26420229
Her childlike body...

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>>26420245
You'll disappoint Gura if you don't hold it in

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>>26420318
She'll appreciate the energy in the middle of these trying totsu times.