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26398782 No.26398782 [Reply] [Original]

Bros, why can't I be that shota?

>> No.26398814

>>26398782
Noel is a talentless whore and a rapist.

>> No.26398853

>>26398814
>a rapist
Why not of me?

>> No.26398987

>>26398814
Nah im consider that having giant boobs is a talent itself

Imagine carry those weight everyday

>> No.26399164

>>26398782
if noel's is that big imagine her mother's tits.

>> No.26399307

>>26398782
Noel actually prefers ojisans.

>> No.26399344

>>26398782
Isn't this pedophilia, why isn't she being cancelled?

>> No.26399356

>>26398782
You are not using black themed.

>> No.26399381

>>26399344
It’s okay she’s Japanese.

>> No.26402223

I got a solution for you OP, kys near a maternity and hope to reincarnate immediately, by the time you reach you prime shota age she'll be in her prime hag age

>> No.26402333

>>26398814
Nah thats Marine.

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>>26398782

>> No.26403176
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>>26398782
this is so hot

>> No.26403248

>>26403176
Noel isn't a shotacon. Stop bumping your own thread Noelschizo.

>> No.26403318

>>26403248
>he doesn't know

>> No.26403382

>>26403318
The whole shotacon thing is a joke from 2021, she doedn't even make it anymore.
The only real shotacon in Hololive is Marine.

>> No.26403421

>>26403382
>lack of critical information

>> No.26403555

>>26403421
Marine is the only person in Hololive who is legitimately a shotacon (and has actually molested little boys) everyone else is just joking

>> No.26403635

Y'all just seething your oshis prefer little boy dicks over greasy weebs.

>> No.26403672

>>26403382
Fubuki

>> No.26403722
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>>26403248
she uses that to attract teenage coomers all the time

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>>26399344
It's okay when women do it.

>> No.26403768

>>26399344
It's hot when women do it, faggot.
Hell I would have loved to have my tiny dick smothered in those giant mummy milkers.

>> No.26403789

>>26403722
>all the time
2021 was 6 months ago

>>26403672
FBK is also joking

>> No.26403857

Shota actually means his boyfriend, anon

>> No.26403957

>>26403555
that doesn't count Marine molests everyone

>> No.26403969

>>26398987
Imagine praising a whore

>> No.26404032

>>26403969
They aren't praising Marine

>> No.26404089

>>26399344
Go back to twitter, scum

>> No.26404158

>>26403382
>The whole shotacon thing is a joke
Yeah, sure Noel. Tell that to the judge.

>> No.26404171

I don't understand how Noel has low self esteem when she literally had D-cups in elementary. How is that possible?
A male gyaru probably pumped and dumped her

>> No.26404184

>>26398782
I thought a onsen was a public bath?

>> No.26404258

>>26403957
Why hasn't she molested me then?

>> No.26404316

>>26404171
The bitch is entitled

>> No.26404318

>>26404171
>I don't understand how Noel has low self esteem when she literally had D-cups in elementary

Anon, children are assholes, especially in Asian countries. Stand out even a little and you will be tormented relentlessly.

>> No.26404334

>>26404171
Not to mention she looks hot too. I don't get it.

>> No.26404386

>>26404171
A lot of women with big tits lead themselves to believe that it's their only appealing quality. It's the same reason a lot of them get breast reductions, so as to prove that they're more than just a pair of tits.

>> No.26404412

>>26399344
its ok when women do it

>> No.26404517

>>26404386
>It's the same reason a lot of them get breast reductions, so as to prove that they're more than just a pair of tits.

Or, ya know, constant back aches. Girl I knew had to get a reduction at 15 because the sheer weight of her tits started to fuck up her spine.

>> No.26404571

>>26404517
Weakling. Just lift weights and strength the back.

>> No.26404636

>>26404517
This is cope.

>> No.26404781

>>26404517
She probably could have just exercised more to strengthen her back. Can't really trust diagnosis from for-profit medical professionals that can earn a lot more from an unneeded surgery rather than prescribing preventative measures. If they were really that huge though she's probably better off all that aside.

>> No.26405121

>>26404171
The only thing people talk about her is her massive fucking tits. She probably feels like she'd be nothing without her tits. Might not feel like she's deserving of her success.

>> No.26405215

some really really gay people itt

>> No.26406267

>>26404517
That sounds hot and it's a shame she got them lopped off

>> No.26406343

god imagine Noel's mom

>> No.26409139

>>26403555
Who did she molest?

>> No.26409528

>>26404171
Every girl hated her, and every guy just wanted to fuck her because of her huge boobs. It was annoying for her.

>> No.26409768

>>26409139
me

>> No.26409952

>>26409528
God I would return that curse in my favor, letting these lil' fuckers titfuck me in exchange of some money. God my life would be much more appreciable that way.

>> No.26410028

>>26409139
Me

>> No.26415388

>>26398782
aw

>> No.26415607

>>26403248
>>26403382
>guys they are only pretending to like shota for there character
Yeah and marine, fubuki roberu, and astel are just joking too

>> No.26415694

>>26409139
NTA but i dont think marine outright molested boys, but she got very close to in her younger years and admitted to doing so on stream.
again, she isnt in hot water because shes japanese and also a woman.

>> No.26415711

>>26404171
A lot of them think it’s all people like them for and other girls told her “boys only like you because you have big boobs” growing up a lot I imagine. It’s similar to how some really tall guys have low self esteem from jealous other people

>> No.26415816

>>26404171
Girls with attractive traits get bullied in school to make them feel like they're ugly, it's pretty funny
Kids used to bully my girlfriend for her ass, and they grow up thinking they're unattractive

>> No.26416101

she called tinder "chinder" on stream
she's swiping just like every other high value woman out there, just choosing like uber eats

>> No.26416124
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The only reason someone would be into shota hentai is because their penises are so small they can't self-insert into normal porn and can only relate and image themselves as little boys.

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>>26416101
She literally can't do that when she already has a girlfriend. She's not some slut.

>> No.26416264

>>26416124
Yeah, and?

>> No.26416270

>>26416185
>girlfriend
he doesn't know

>> No.26416389

>>26404171
We used to tease one of my classmates because she had big tits
I even teased my wife back then since she was such a tomboy

>> No.26417952

>>26398853
you can't rape the willing anon

>> No.26418002

>>26416124
that's uncalled for anon, im hurt by that

>> No.26418033

>>26416124
Only a shotacon in denial would post this

>> No.26418357

>too late to be a molestable shota
>too early to be a fat NTR ojisan
It's not fair...

>> No.26418401

>>26399344
Women can't be rapists or pedophiles.

>> No.26418414

>>26404386
Literally only loser women have that mentality.

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>>26399344
This. We need to stop this woman from hurting anymore children.

>> No.26418904

>>26399344
She's said she doesn't even like shota, her audience just expects her to so she plays into it for them

>> No.26419061

>>26404171
>when she literally had D-cups in elementary
dude have you ever been to elementary school? children will fucking humiliate you for standing out, specially if it's something related to your body

>> No.26419378

>>26409139
Me

>> No.26419539
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>>26404171
Please god I can fix her

>> No.26420538

>>26398782
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
NOT HIM, ME!
IT'S NOT FAIR!

>> No.26420568

>>26399344
Welcome to fucked up double standards 101

>> No.26420628

>>26409952
Are you female or a fat guy / tranny because that changes things

>> No.26420901

>>26415607
Marine has told a credible story about touching kids. FBK hasn't. No one care about you Homofailures.

>> No.26423955

>>26418414
>Literally only loser women have that mentality.
Yes, and so a very large number of women have that mentality.

>> No.26424018

>>26398782
you touched yourself

>> No.26424261

>>26404517
>Muh back

Please shut the fuck up

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>>26399344
Because loving Shotas is based

>> No.26426312

>>26398782
i want noel to molest me so fucking bad, its not fair

>> No.26427603

>>26404171
Believing in women. You first mistake.

>> No.26430645

>>26416124
here's a trick, the shota part actually isn't relevant, it's just a convenient way to find top tier big titty mommies

>> No.26430994

>>26416124
literally me, and shotacon gives you the femdom nee san experience most the time. which throws me back to when i almost got raped by 2 older women and somehow that didnt end up in trauma but a fetish for femdom

>> No.26431124

>>26398814
You will never be a shota.

>> No.26435524

>>26416124
>he assumes everybodey self inserts
lfmao

>> No.26436290

>>26404171
>I don't understand how Noel has low self esteem
Does she though? She has issues but I don't think she possesses low self-esteem, the reason she doesn't have a bf is because she thinks if she gets one then she needs to stop what she's doing and become a normal gf which she doesn't want to do, even though Rushia showed you can have a bf and still be a streamer as long as that shit doesn't go public.

>> No.26436404

>>26398782
Imagine the outrage if it was
>Roberu met loli when he went to onsen with his father.

>> No.26436432

>>26416124
I thought it's because they want an older women to baby them.

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