/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1536763492631515137 (embed)

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>26372765

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Which JP's will call in tonight? Will gura take calls from holostars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387211

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387235
what does it smell like

[Anonymous No.]

She's so weird and I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387033
red/blue kind then please

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387287
fish

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>>26387282
>Which JP's will call in tonight?
All of them.
> Will gura take calls from holostars?
No, why the fuck would they call her?

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>>26387282
This is implying that the stars aren't scared to death of calling in

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>>26387235
God I want to tickle her feet with my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387315
It's a really big bag so you can have some -u-

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387473
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/rayp3939/status/1538389428321677312
https://twitter.com/rayp3939/status/1538389428321677312

[Shrimp compiler !ktfevOhNyo No.]

/ggg/ is doing a collage with a bunch of shrimps for Gura's birthday!
>You can use Gura's template (see attached image), or draw your own shrimp
>Transparent background is preferable for obvious reasons, but not absolutely necessary
>Just reply to one of these anchorposts to have your shrimp included

The deadline for having your shrimp included is June 19, 6PM JST (around 5AM on Sunday for EST).

An anon made a background in Blender and provided the source file for editing it:
>>26094260
>>26104107

The deadline is coming up quick! I can take submissions up to the deadline but can't ensure that if your shrimp will be included in the picture/folder/assets forwarded to lagtrain anon if you wait until after it has passed.

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>>26387506
oh that's a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387282
>JP Girls
my predictions:
Shuba
Shion
Suisei
Matsuri
Fubuki
Lui
La+
Chloe
Okayu
Korone
Polka
Nene
Noel
Towa
Marine
Pekora
>Stars
lol

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>>26387607
Meru...

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw Gura invited Shion and Laplus on her totsu

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura gets snuggly under the covers and asks chat to join her.
>Remarks that she's getting sweaty and audibly takes off some of her clothes.
>Teases chumbies for spamming emotes all the time and asks them to say something a bit more interesting.
>Like what they want to do with her under the covers.
>She kisses the mic a few times.
>Faint rubbing sound as she reads.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly couldn't care less if any of the Stars call in.
They are good boys and I trust them.
Now any faggot outside of Hololive..... No never

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387607
Seems a pretty solid list, except Peko, I'm not sure about her.

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>>26387615
Mel and Watame are both high on my list of "maybe but less likely" since while they both do a lot of call ins for EN I don't think either have interacted too much with Gura, unfortunately.
>>26387729
I included Peko because of how hard she stalked Gura during the Summer Festival last year

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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>>26387607
>>26387679
la+ won't show up

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>>26387607
if the DOOG calls in I'm going to kneel, having the strongest EN and the strongest JP on stream at the same time is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387282
I don't think she will have any male call-ins, she's super nice to chumbies about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387831
rubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

gummy gastropod

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387607
>Stars
Towa

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>>26387726
fuck off homobeggar

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387607
Aki could be on the list, gura seems to like her.

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>>26387898
She may... you cannot speak for her, I do not care if she does the more people she talks with and streams with the better male for female as long as gura works with them as good as she does with Council I don't care who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love Gura

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>>26387282
Gura deserves the entirety of holopro, including Yagoo to personally pay respects and naked dogeza in front of her for not treating her with the reverence she deserves

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>>26387898
Did people just write off Yagoo?

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>>26387898
It is going to happen one day, you may as well get use to the ideal because when HoloEN brings in there males they will have them all stream with them a few times and it will depend on how well it goes if they keep it up but seeing how gura gets along with almost everyone on stream I think they will be fine, does not mean they get along in chat before stream though.

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>>26388105
retard

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>>26388105
>It is going to happen one day
Why would it?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how badly hitting 4mil before her birthday threw off her plans
Having to move the members stream probably means things got more complicated

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>>26388103
You can never write off Yagoo and I think people are talking about him calling in and I hope so! it will be fun to see him talking with gura.

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>>26388146
retard

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>>26388105
gura cybersexing chumbies somehow seems more believable

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>>26388176
No, I'm actually very smart.

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>>26388146
why would it not?
Its going to happen one day and trust me it will go over good, it has with other Vtubers, you will have a small number of people upset on both males and females side and that will be it, people get upset about small things all the time wishing someone did not or has streamed a game they wanted or did not want to see, there will be more people happy about it then not, you can never make everyone happy.
It would go over way better then what people think and plus that gives more content and one day you will wish you had more.

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>>26388033
>>26388105
>>26388280
what the fuck is this?

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>>26388280
i already tried watching male streamers a few times and they're just bad at it

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>>26388280
>why would it not?
Because Gura never expressed any iota of interest in Holostars, and they never gave a fuck about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388302
Crippleboy had a nightmare and can't fall back to sleep

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>>26388325
Not all of them are bad there are some that stand out and that is the ones that will stream good with gura and the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>schizo gone for now
>homobeggar shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388352
No i'm not crippleboy think god just a girl up late with to much on his mind and excited for the next 2 stream gura has planned

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>>26388156
She could've easily just done the celebration later like after the birthday stream like most other hololive members would do if it conflicts with an established schedule. Kind of weird to rush a 4 million celebration when she didn't do one for the 3 million, even though everyone was looking forward to that.

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>>26387211
>4.01M after a day with no activity

Wait…. They all said she was reclining… what’s happening right now?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Happy oji-san day

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>>26388406
SEA hours please understand

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388406
I don't have cuck fetish, post more about Gura making love to us please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388511
Goodnight, bud.

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>>26388511
nighty night buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388421
>girl
>his
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387789
Mel has been in chat several times before and she always tries to interact with the ENs when she can. She joined the call ins for Ame's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387282
Screencap this. The homos WILL call in and I'm never going to let any of you fags live it down. It's about time you pedos get knocked down a peg.

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>>26388559
Typo, I'm also chatting with someone in discord and get mixed up a bit.

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>>26388590
Why are you so angry about Gura being nice to us?

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are the homo posts a raid or are buds really that new? She does literally everything she can to avoid talking about male interactions on stream, it's not gonna happen

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>>26388642
of course it's a raid

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>>26388590
The only homo who will call in is ME, her boyfriend, in her bedroom.

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>>26388642
plus she's trying to set the mood right for her marriage proposal to chumbies.

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>>26387607
If shion, towa, suisei, lap chan, korone, okayu and Chloe call in I’ll be happy. Peko chan and Noel would be hype for me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388590
Let's screencap this because if it happens I will say that this is a 100% gura post.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388642
Wonder why she avoids talking about male Vtubers?

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>>26388742
Everything she knows about idols came from Kiara is why.
Gura does not have a clearly defined boundary other than saying that she plans to keep things inside hololive for the time being.

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>>26388517
same desu

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>>26388702
La+ won't call.

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>>26387607
I think we’re underestimating how many people will volunteer, I could be wrong but it’s potentially the first time gura ever opened her call ins to the rest of holo, I’m betting almost everyone will try to get a call in just as an advertisement to her audience

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds is it okay to masturbate to shion?

[Anonymous No.]

what's up with the anti laplus nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388953
You wouldn't be a real chumbud if you didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388953
Yes its allowed, you can masturbate to Shion, Fauna, Okayu, Marine and Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388953
Shion and Fauna are currently allowed in ggg for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388953
I do, to both shion and lap. But only in art where gura is also present for her permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388742
>wants to be an idol
>knows it would upset her fans

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>>26388960
>anti
?
She's just not gonna call in tomorrow. Relax.

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>>26388953
If it's okay for Gura, it's okay for me.

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>>26389029
I mean, you've said that like three times now.
We got it the first time.

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>>26389096
oooh, that's a nice tail.

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>>26388819
you do know that people have been saying that Holostars EN will be under the Hololive EN name out side of japan right? even hints that on the app pages if you look, so she would be keeping it inside of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

Hologura T-Shirt

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B44S3W71

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389255
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389303
kimoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389335
only retards call others retards in gura's general.

[Anonymous No.]

call me retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/k/54092945

heads up

[Anonymous No.]

Shark kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389385
>gura's general.
what a way to out yourself homobeggar

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>>26388622
Stop pretending to be a girl on discord, anon.

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>>26358706
I'm just going to tweet it to #gawrt and whatever birthday hashtag she makes whenever she makes her birthday hashtag and post it on Youtube. I don't want to SC it to her or try and force her to acknowledge it since that kinda seems like being an attentionfag. I just wanted to make something for Gura and when I saw that you all didn't know what to do but wanted to do something, I tried to include your buds' work because it seemed like a lot of you wanted to do something for Gura but aren't sure of what to do. If you guys want this to reach Gura then I'll try my best to think of ways to do that but I'll be completely honest, I have no idea what to do for this to reach Gura except for just tweeting it on her hashtags.

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>>26389510
Thanks, bro. She'll probably see it due to our spiritual connection with her.

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>>26389096
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389502
Unlike you I don't have to pretend, I am a girl who loves watching gura....... how hard is it for you to believe that?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura so much

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>>26389862
same

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>>26389880
Yeah, shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389862
and Gura loves us!

[Anonymous No.]

yeah i get all the ladies in /ggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389936
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389919
ya me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389936
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389429
Nice, one of these days I should order more hololive patches

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389968
>>26390016
>>26390026
ATLANTIS
T
L
A
N
T
I
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389791
Pretty difficult, but I've seen stranger things.

[Anonymous No.]

isn't atlantis just the same as hyperborea?

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>>26390095
then don't look in the mirror, and don't ever show gura your face last thing we need is for her to see your strange ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will get a bikini outfit in Minecraft and take us on a beach date with more loving succies like the tunnel of love date.

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>>26390141
I was thinking more along the lines of (webm related), but sure, I'll do my best to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe it's gonna be her second birthday in just a day or so...

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>>26390924
It's nearly been two years and it doesn't feel it

[Anonymous No.]

the day after gura's birthday is the summer solstice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gJWJyx7I6s

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391078
LONDON?

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>>26391457
what?

[Anonymous No.]

Chances she cries tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391532
100%

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>>26391573
idk if my heart can take it again

[Anonymous No.]

I'm worried that Gura will be extra emotional thinking about her upcoming proposal to chumbies. Keep it together, sharky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391864
hips too big

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392306
Understandable, have a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

fart shark antis eternally BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392378
,,,palestine[0]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392378
>isreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392378
ohnonono anti-fartbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura backwards is Gawr Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392413
>>26392469
>>26392513

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>>26392527
IRAN?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not a fart shark, she is a piss shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392581
>thinking she's not both
what is it with these newbuds man

[Anonymous No.]

im so fucking excited buds

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392581
she is a poo shark. she lays big meaty high bandwidth cable every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392581
No she's a smell shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392621
about what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392527
>tajikistan
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392633
Madagasgar plan.

[Anonymous No.]

When Gura showers, she cleans her butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387211
nice fedora loser lol!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392727
no, I do it for her with my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

where's the grunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392727
PROOF?

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>>26392727
>thingking Gura has a butthole
she's an idol, she doesn't poop therefore she doesn't have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388742
Because they're not fun to watch and literal black holes in terms of viewers, entertainment or engagement, or if they are popular their fanbases are even more mentally ill than the female vtuber ones. And of course, you'd upset your unicorns.
So associating with them is a loss loss situation every time. Gura may be retarded but she's also smart on these kind of things.

No seriously who the fuck watches male vtubers except the mentally ill? Men don't need avatars to grab views, literal goblins like Asmongold can be extremely popular by just being entertaining. When I look at male vtubers I feel like I'm looking at failures that have to bait fujos to grab views.
It's a different thing for women as everyone knows they rely on their looks to grab views when in 3D. But when they're vtubers they're relying on their entertainment ability, as every single avatar is perfectly good looking so it's not like their looks are an asset that makes them standing out above the rest. Yeah people have differences in tastes like maybe they don't like lolis like Gura or their rigging/model is shit, but it's not as impactful as it would be in 3D. All they have to do is be entertaining. Name an objectively ugly popular 3D female streamer, you just can't.
I myself masturbate to big boobs every day and yet my oshi is Gura because she's fun to watch. It's hilarious how vtubing actually gives these women a chance to actually be entertainers instead of just being coom bait. Oh and by the way all the popular male vtubers are coom bait, obviously kek. I love how the 2D/3D situation is inverted for men and women.

TL;DR: vtubing saved female streaming

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>>26392873
She used the body loofah she featured in the ASMR stream. Then uses a soapy finger to do the inside. I speak the true-true.

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>>26392910
She is actually an improved idol with lots of bodily fluids and a desire to breed with chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392910
I heard her eat burgers. And she turned those burgers into POO.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the holo ambassadors are going to release a song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393018
A desire to breed, and a plan to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

hololive Feet Ambassadors

We are pleased to announce that Akai Haato from hololive, Nanashi Mumei from hololive English-Council, and Gawr Gura from hololive English-Myth have been appointed as ambassadors for the debut of the hololive Feet project.

As hololive Feet ambassadors, they will be actively promoting our ongoing and upcoming projects.

To commemorate their appointment, they will be releasing a new original song as part of hololive Feet Week in late summer 2022.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387287
Fresh smell of ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393168
I've been getting more aroused by Gura's feet again lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392910
>He thinks pooping is the only function of a butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392918
Same. Watching male vtubers is homo gay gay. Male vtubers only exist too steal our oshis. Like look at Aethel. Dared to give him a chance, and what does he do? M*les, not even once. And the thing is, we know what us men are like. There is only ONE reason males become vtubers, and it sure ain't for fame or clout or money. Like have you seen the real faces of vtubers? They're fucking hot most of them. Male vtubers know this. And the highest prize is cunny, like our shark girl. Male vtubers are after cunny, and they need to be stopped.

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>>26392918
You have a point, but there are some really popular male vtubers as you have pointed out but not one of them are as Popular as gura but one day there will be one just as popular and they may or may not work well together, and you may be right that Hololive could not work with male vtubers but I don't see it that way since there are some with other companies that do work well together.

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>>26393254
If I was to become a male vtuber I would be doing it for the fame,clout and money, gura can want on because it would not happen between us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393339
Yeah nah, only reason I'd becoome a vtuber is to suck on Gura's pissing peehole. And then stream with her piss on my breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387789
Mel has made an effort via stream chat and twitter a few times but its never panned out from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393254
Na
Male vtubers are in to try and abuse their companies good names and reputation for ez money and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393440
She would not give you the time of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393474
She gives me the time of day, every day. "Guess what time it is Gura? It's chumbie o' clock!" (This is where I fuck her till she pisses herself.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393472
Streamers in general are scum who are casually sociopathic about abusing viewer trust and having ulterior motives when getting close to other streamers, which is why I like to see at least some basic standards with Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392378
NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

has her bday merch ever sold out

[Anonymous No.]

gura goosebumps watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394330
Would be questionable. Some episodes are so fucking stupid that it would be fun, others are just boring boring.
t. did a complete Goosebumps watchalong with friends a few years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392632
Seeing my sharkwife tomorrow and on her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394392
>>26394330
I remember getting traumatized by the Puppet one as a child
I wonder how badly they aged. I would watch them with goomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394304
While im sure there is a limit birthday merch is typically made to order so I wouldn't be worried about anything selling out, unless she does something super exclusive in a limited quantity Gura is too nice to do that though

[Shrimp compiler !ktfevOhNyo No.]

>two hours to lagtrain anon's deadline
Alright anons, what do you think, sneed it or feed it?
Thinking I'm just going to zip all the shrimps I've got, upload the full resolution + XCF source file for this one and call it a night unless anyone has any last minute submissions (that one anon's shrimp with its face partially covered was fixed in full resolution).

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394330
how about the twilight zone? pretty sure she's mentioned watching that show before. We could watch the last man on earth episode where he breaks his glasses, she might have even mentioned that episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394425
Pretty fucking badly. Most of the time we were shitting on the show and screaming FUCK YOU RL STEIN, YOU HACK! while posting pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394545
her attention span will not be good for twilight zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387546
It's now 6 PM JST. Are the shrimps + background compiled in a mega folder so that I can work on them now? I'll try to add any late submissions if possible. Thank you to all those that made shrimps, made the background, and compiled all of them. I'll try to have it done within the day and post it /here/ for your buds' thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394544
Headin to bed, but lookin good! Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394691
I don't have a mega account but I can zip them for you, does it have to be mega?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394544
I like my spot on the stairs. Thanks again for doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394720
Nah, zip is fine. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394691
Bless ye.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her more than anything, I can't wait to see her tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394544
Nice job, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna take a nap before the call ins. I hope i don't oversleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394614
its ok, lets just watch the intro for an hour. I'm sure she loves the di-di di-di noise.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss dino gura...
https://twitter.com/needlefelt_jp/status/1487969239965532161

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387546
>>26394691
goddammit I read the timezones wrong all this time, though it was the next day, postan a shitty WIP, it's ok if you don't put it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395120
if dino gura plushie is hand sized im gonna be upset

but still buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394691
Alright, this file should have everything you need:
https://files.catbox.moe/nzimlb.zip

Thanks for everything.

>>26395128
You just barely made it in, literally the last shrimp included.

[Anonymous No.]

I never though about it but do other sites and places talk about Dino Gura as much as we do? If we don't get Dino Gura merch it could be because she doesn't realize how much people love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395294
Oh shit, you're right. Now I'm worried we won't get her eggs ready to be fertilized as merch either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387211
>embed

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395314
Good, those are only for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395447
She lays millions of eggs, every shrimp will get a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395492
Nyo, they're all mine - w -

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395582
Gura will use up every ebi's chum for her eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

I am so hopelessly in love with this girl that the prospect of finding IRL love before she graduates seems impossible. She is all that I can think about and all I want in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395805
You're not the only one bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395837
I just wish I could tell her these thoughts without creeping her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395805
She's probably going to propose to chumbies soon, which will make everything simple.

[Anonymous No.]

Child pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395492
I'm not a shark tamer, but I don't think sharks lay millions of eggs. A lot of them give live birth after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395904
Catsharks do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395281
This looks awesome.
Good job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

as a poorfag, i'm kinda worried that the only thing she's excited about is the birthday merch. I mean an EP or a new song would be nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395930
A very quick search leads me to believe that they only lay a handful at a time, anon. And I'll be the one to fertilize them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396090
Gura is especially fertile and adapted to mate with hordes of shrimps.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the totsu today will open the door to many JP collabs in the future

[Anonymous No.]

Man I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396180
Will I see this if I die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396115
My wife has adapted to produce a small clutch of exceptional eggs for the alpha shrimp, me, to fertilize. Now we both have our own dumb headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395939
Stop being poor and consoom product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396297
Of course every shrimp thinks this, but all of Gura's eggs are exceptional.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26396255
I'm not sure, life is mysterious, especially after death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395896

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>>26395896
That's going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the two covers Gura and Shion did, as well as the collab stream. Hope we see more from these two cunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396865
I fail to see the problem. Gura is a child and she has a pussy and we all want to have sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397003
And she wants to have sex with us!

[Anonymous No.]

Guess what? I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397063
Lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397063
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397063
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura isn't a child.

[Anonymous No.]

It's father's day.
I wish I was her dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397400
She would be a different person if you were her dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397400
Just buy a drum set.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I hit things like they're a drum and pretend it's Gura's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura serious about marrying the chumbies? Has she thought this through completely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398030
She's asked us to marry her several times... I think she's ready and just waiting for chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398030
When did she say that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398074
Apparently she's planning to propose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398066
I suppose the members chat will be about our future together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398030
It has worked out fine for Nene so far. I don't know Atlantis' stance on polygamy tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398465
It could be that she was dumped on land for her insistence on marrying millions of shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to add a happy birthday to the image before adding it to the video, thoughts? Or should I just remove it entirely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398670
looks good, maybe make the letters blue because right now they blend too much into the bg

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26398803
How about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398670
Why didn't the tako ebi make it in?

[Anonymous No.]

.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398936
Damn, Gura is such a worldwide sensation. Is there a more beloved idol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398897
isn't that ina's

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398936
i hope CCP spares this bus, i don't want another Antonov myria event...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399134
go back to bed gura

[Anonymous No.]

I saw you anon

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how many buses we'll get on our wedding day with Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399134
relax gooba

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397391
Don't say things like that that. It breaks my heart to think about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399134
Homos will call in and you'll accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399134
its okay gura we're here for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399134
Don't worry, Gura, chumbies will say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1538487780476858368
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398874
ye, looks good

[Anonymous No.]

What if Gura audibly pisses herself out of sheer nervousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399389
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399626
it would have to be a lot to be audible

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399626
She can use my t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the final video, I'll tweet this to #gawrt as soon as Gura makes her birthday hashtag when I'm awake. Thank you for all the shrimps, compilerbud, and backgroundbud. If you have any problems with the video, please let me know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ4er2wPct8

[Anonymous No.]

New viral JP clips
https://youtu.be/nWYaCVX4RrA

[Anonymous No.]

i woke up REALLY loving gura today!!!

[Anonymous No.]

look at this gem of the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400177
Hope she sees this, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400177
based

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>>26400177
That's amazing, hope she sees this

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>>26400185
Cute child. T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400185
JPbros love
https://youtu.be/x23ri4UxAtg

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400177
nice, almost feel bad for inserting my shitty shrimp into such a quality vid

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400177
Based

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>>26400177
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400479
That happens to me sometimes and it's a bit annoying to have to wash the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402161
Wear diapers so you don't pee your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

has gura ever gone to an idol meeting on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402508
All the time, in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402508
KU-100 piss play stream soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402508
I think she did once or twice. Anyone got a timestamp? These days she's graduated to peeing straight into my mouth, no idol meeting required.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Nachomama abandon Gura too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402230
Do you not start searching for a toilet in your dreams? That's how I usually wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402834
I wouldn't mind if she did... She could be perma 3D like Migo and I honestly think it'd be just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

sharg is ded

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>>26403553
then so am i

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>>26403553
Shut the hell up nietzsche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398897
because the fat fuck wandered off to eat cookies when the photo was being taken

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[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Gura masturbates, just like everybody else.
She rubs her cunny. The one between her legs.
https://files.catbox.moe/0myq8i.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404073
Yeah me

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>>26402834
Nothing on Twitter about Gura. Safe to say its over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404073
Yeah, while reading chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404157
>reading chat
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404185
She likes the GuraMM spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404212
kys chatfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404271
Damn, you really hate Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403685
HE NEVER SHARES. I hope the greedy bastard gets diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura got some good dick last night for her birthday. Yeah, mine. I bet she'll be in a good mood today. She usually is after she gets her cunny pounded

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404073
>The one between her legs
As opposed to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404309
>you must like it because she likes it
Typical of a thread shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404212
it's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402508
She has pissed herself on stream, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404526
Learn to read, retardchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404631
You are the retard here.

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>>26404619
That's not an idol meeting. She has to actually say the words idol meeting for it to be an idol meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404153
Well it's not her birthday, yet. I do wonder why nacho abandoned her. Maybe her and Gura got into a fight behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, since Gura debuted she has gotten her period about 20 times and she has had penis in her during that time. Whoever you are, you are one lucky motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at my adorable wife.
All of that gorgeous, delicate body just for me.

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>>26402508
I know of at least once when she had that 10 hour stream and I think there was a couple more times. No more than 3. She has a pretty strong bladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>26400185
Why won't any of these JP clippers clip Gura singing Stay with Me. The nip bros would love it

[Anonymous No.]

Rumor has it Gura is preparing to pop the question to chumbies. Hope you're ready for a romantic wedding and honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404875
More art should focus on Gura's back. It is extremely lickable.

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If any JP's call in its going to be awkward. Maybe not as much with Lui since she can speak some English. I doubt Haato calls in. I don't think Gura likes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402508
Kirby stream, she even said pee instead of idol meeting

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>>26404875
>not tagged
Fuck artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405114
kys

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>>26405143
you kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405168
Fo the world a favor and kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404872
I don't like to brag, but yeah, mine. I don't like to make the chumbies feel sad as I appreciate their support for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405087
haachama is weird

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>>26405087
she said that she wants to call EVERYONE right? that's gonna be some intense cringe if she goes through with it.

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>>26400177
Nice

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>>26405087
>I don't think Gura likes her
She gets along with Ame well tho. She's a friend of a friend.

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>>26405618
That doesn't mean Gura likes her. Back in Jan 2021, Haachama messaged her on stream for a MK collab. Gura responded and said okay. It never happened. I think this is another example of how Gura hides her true feelings on stream. This goes for everything. If she hates a game and doesn't want to play it anymore she won't say no. Gura needs to be more honest

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>>26404700
No you dont seem to understand me, she pissed herself, like an animal, just let it run free, all over her seat

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>>26405087
you know the REAL reason Gura ignore haachama because she literally cover HER song right?

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>>26405767
Yes, but that's not an idol meeting and doesn't satisfy his question's requirements.

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>>26405757
You can't pin that one on Gura though. Haachama tends to flake on her collabs too. Remember when Kiara said there was a collab the following with her and Ame in Mario Party, only for Haachama to announce a hiatus only a few days later?

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>>26405827
But the piss, the liquid goddess, Gura flavor slurpy juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405949
didn't matsuri made a huge deal once about hachama not going to her concert?

[Anonymous No.]

Post JPs that won't call in.

Easzy modo:
>ayame

Projected
>baqua
>choco
>Mio

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406009
Not going to her concert was fine with Matsuri, where she took issue is that Haachama then agreed to appear for Rushia's concert event even though she declined to appear in Matsuri's because of personal reasons.

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>>26406086
It was a concert that Matsuri had invited all of the 1st gens to, too, who are often attacked by both JP and EN fans for not being very close to each other. Haachama ruined the attendance for that event and the reason she gave was because she was on hiatus, but then appeared in Rushia's event even though she was still on hiatus.

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>>26406012
retard

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>>26406012
The only drama I could see is if someone streams over it AND dont call in but even then I dont see that getting that bad

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>>26406012
I expect there will be more JPs that don't call rather than the ones that do, not to say she won't get her fair share (marine, okayu, shion, tower, lui are pretty much guaranteed) but there are a lot of JPs and gura doesn't interact that much with them

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>>26406012
Boring, how about you predict which EN won't call live

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406316
anyone who doesnt call in HATES gura, this much is certain

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406487
Mori's gonna call from mount Fuji, screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406487
IRyS

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>>26406487
unironically I don't see anyone not calling, mori is the flakiest of the bunch but she won't resist plugging her shitty concert in, maybe sana but she calls in pretty often too

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>>26406487
Not like there's anything wrong with sending a video.

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>>26406640
how she do that

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>>26406570
Gura called in for Sana's bd, so it'd be weird if Sana ditched Gura on hers.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Gura mentions "morbing" in every JP call?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406689
I hope she does. it's Gorbin time

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406670
Gura is magical.

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>>26406689
Dropped

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>>26406012
Probably more. People really underestimated just how big of a hurdle the language gap can be. It's the main reason Ina Totsu was so big, she can speak both languages. That's not even factoring the time zone difference where you have to hope most JP wake up early enough or send a video and good luck with that. Even Irys mention there's a chance she may not be able to call in because of the time and she's EN.

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>>26406689

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>>26406689
/hlgg/ will definitely morb then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406689

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>>26406689

[Anonymous No.]

feet shark
fart shark
what other 4 letter words that start with f describe gura?

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT OG FUCK IT'S TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

Sora senpai can you say it's morbing time, huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

June 25th is National Catfish Day!
Make sure to send your favorite catfish oshi some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406823
fish

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>>26406823
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406823
food

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>>26406739
>Even Irys mention there's a chance she may not be able to call in because of the time
that's bullshit, it starts at like 9am and it will go on for about 2 hours at the least, she isn't in europe for that excuse to feel reasonable

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>>26406823
fupa

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>>26406823
Flat

[Anonymous No.]

so weird that i love gura way more than everyone else in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

Fussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406823
farm

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Bae is overlapping both of Gura's birthday streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406823
futa

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>>26406012
I know it won't happen, but I'd find it hilarious if Ayame DID make an appearance, simply because Gura is the first EN to actually ask for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406689
What if she asks JPs whether she can sleep in their bed when she visits Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407336
Good. Gura hates tourists so the less people who would prefer to watch someone else around the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407312
brat

[Anonymous No.]

you somehow end up dating gura, but her family absolutely hates you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407336
I doubt she won't do anything for Gura, after all, one of Gura's creative masterpieces was her message for Bae's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

So the NA council girls and Ame haven't streamed yet this weekend. Maybe they are going to visit Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407506
Honestly was one of the highlights, my sides were sent to orbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407622
birthday concert iwth guests!

[Anonymous No.]

birthday art flood

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407718
I want to feel every crease on Gura's soles with my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

Will she really have a JP style 3D concert for her birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406823
See >>26407214

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407775
I hope not... that would be TOO kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407661
live birthday sex with the ENs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407311
You don't know anyone else in the universe outside of Earth. You hardly even know anyone on this one planet. So how is it weird?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine better calls in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407493
Who cares? Mass media would have me believe that's how women like it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407927
Gura is NOT diaper shark

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's a big problem for EN 3D live concerts in the future?
They'll have to be Japanese songs so the archives can stay up.
No way they'll do some huge live event concert for a birthday or anniversary only for it to be unarchived cause EN songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407976
wrong

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>>26407972
You should care, considering how close gura is with her parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408042
She barely mentions her dad.

[Anonymous No.]

i need big fat tail art

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408108
She's already told us plenty about him, it's pretty obvious why she doesn't want to reveal too much information about her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407369
Blue Ayame actually looks pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407775
no

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so nervous for goomba... what if something goes wrong? what if she says something bad to her senpai by mistake? i don't want her to be embarrassed in front of so many people

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408158
Well she talks about her mom a lot more, which implies she's a lot closer with her, which is what I was driving at with my last post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408246
>i don't want her to be embarrassed in front of so many people
The stress is rough on her, but it's also super endearing so it's not so bad in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408155

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>>26408246
It'll be ok because she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>no early frame for such an important stream
Gura, what happened to you? Can't you even pretend to be hyped for 2 days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408806
I was thinking she should have already put up reservations for both of these upcoming streams too
Cmon Goobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408806
anon she's still sleeping, you should know that by now
give her 2 or 3 hours