/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1536763492631515137

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous thread: >>26340052

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357881
Please provide a detailed expose with timestamps.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQYrpOVLIvM

For the best meme shark either side of the Mississippi

[Anonymous No.]

Gura love

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that this is gura's discord profile picture

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that around meme review she was bashful about her love of farts. How far this fart shark has come.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura Dino Plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

[Anonymous No.]

I lost $50k on a margin call lets goooo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm excited for tomorrow. I wonder how long the call ins will be if she really did invite everyone and most, if not all, call in.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358324
I imagine most of the JP call ins will be short, of maybe some of them sent videos

[Shrimp compiler !ktfevOhNyo No.]

/ggg/ is doing a collage with a bunch of shrimps for Gura's birthday!
>You can use Gura's template (see attached image), or draw your own shrimp
>Transparent background is preferable for obvious reasons, but not absolutely necessary
>Just reply to one of these anchorposts to have your shrimp included

The deadline for having your shrimp included is June 19, 6PM JST (around 5AM on Sunday for EST).

An anon made a background in Blender and provided the source file for editing it:
>>26094260
>>26104107

The deadline is coming up quick! I can take submissions up to the deadline but can't ensure that if your shrimp will be included in the picture/folder/assets forwarded to lagtrain anon if you wait until after it has passed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358492
personally, I think videos are better than call-ins. With a video, the birthday girl doesn't need to think about responding or of what to say next, they just have to ride out their emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Gura birthday today. Barb is gonna pound that little cunny to tonight and get Gura's cunny cream on his dick. Lucky bastard

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>>26358597
First off:
1. yeah, me
Second off:
2. why are you calling me "barb"?

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>>26358544
So how is lagtrainbud going to make sure she sees this? SC? Get DuDuL to retweet it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358706
Pretty sure he's going to put it in the video with a HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURA message as an ending card.

[Anonymous No.]

She is asking to get fucked in her little butthole. Why is she such a tease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358761
She isn't a tease, she is explicit on what she likes and wants.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl5HRmbOlZc it gooba

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358313
i'm down 30k on an altcoin lol

[Anonymous No.]

It's insane how much this girl has got me by the balls.
I don't think I've actually loved anyone before, but I assume the feelings I have are close to it.
I don't like it! This sense of longing I hate it! TAKE ME BACK MY DARKNESS, KEEP ME BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF HOW THINGS COULD BE BETTER. I WAS FINE BEFORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358358
based gurass poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358936
this is definitely serious average down season, anyone selling now is gonna be cryin' in a year or two or we'll just lose all our money instead lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359031
Selling now is probably a good idea, just buy back in 6-10 months.

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>>26358558
I like videos because they can get a little more creative than an awkward quick chat that amounts to "we should collab!". Then again you can get things like spinning the batsu wheel and cute stories with call ins. In the end as long as it's not a voice message from the back of a taxi I'm happy.

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>>26359031
It's a good time to buy thats for sure, i just got taught why you never bet on the futures market or do leverage.

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda sad Gura dismissed playing the Quarry, it's a no gameplay game full of retarded characters and circumstances she can mock. Its honestly perfect

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>>26358918
Nostalgia...
I remembered that stream when i was still hololive casual. And now i'm in love with anime shark...ugh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359209
It's not at the bottom yet. Also yes, never leverage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358918
Still one of my favorite pieces of Gura art, she just looks so cute here.

[Anonymous No.]

Greetings from the /vt/ worldbuilding thread
We are currently needing Chumbuds to represent /ggg/.
If you're a long time /ggg/fag, preferably up until its founding, and know everything about your general's culture and its relationship with other generals, then please come over to >>26346314 pronto.
We badly need /ggg/ lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359409
>We badly need /ggg/ lore
no you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359211
She clearly was interested in the multiplayer part which won't come until later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359409
You retards should just accept that the sea belongs to /ggg/ and be done with it. Don't give us land, the sea is all we need

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359409
our nuclear submarine is melting down

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358059
It all started on May 12th during her Drunkn Bar Fight collab with Ame. She was laughing and enjoying giving us fanservice despite all the technical difficulties.
https://youtu.be/REYIKl0KZwo?t=3835
This was well after Valentine's Day and seems to have marked the beginning of a new affection arc for chumbies which would only intensify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359409
There is no lore. Just a whole lot of bait, shitposting and hornyposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359031
honestly, though crypto is in uncharted waters now, it kinda looks like the dotcom bubble. I bet alot of shitcoins are going to die while stable more stable coins stabilise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359640
That's why, /ggg/ is like the sea, the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359409
Didn't you guys already decide we're basically India? And it's deserved honestly, we do have some real street shitters that basically just contribute nothing but annoyance here. Also, we do a lot of hornyposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359638
>we'll let chat decide
>slight butt wiggle
I love her

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else love Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359409
We are lovely community! That always told we love our oshi everyday!
Well...for the chumbuds that have legs at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359873
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Gura needs to do a 3D stream doing excercises, yoga or something like that already
i wanna see her child ass and she wants to show me her child ass, i dunno what's stopping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359640
>>26359698
>Just a whole lot of bait, shitposting and hornyposting
>Also, we do a lot of hornyposting
Exactly what we want! Just convert that into some cultural tradition

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359843
I HATE GURA

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>>26359645
Just buy some Bitcoin, move it to a hard wallet and forget about it. I wish it wasn't treated like tech stocks but here we are, everything going down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359209
i'm staying out of the market until inflation stops rising. we're likely going into a recession if not already. i'm just looking for an alternative way to invest now.
>>26359645
i went through crypto crashing in 2018, pretty much all but the legitimate projects get wiped out, but if you held the legit projects through to the recent craze you still would've made a killing. most people don't make money simply because they can't walk away and wait

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>>26359955
Jesus christ! Shut up anti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359922
Tradition goes as follows, one chumbie initiates with a question:
>Doesn't Gura look like a child?
Followed by avalanche of replies:
>TuT
>UOH!
>Yes, she's perfect!
>[Gura lewds]

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gawr Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359955
Okay Gawr, do not talk about your sister like that! Shame on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360059
Speculative assets are the first to go when recession is coming.
I wouldn't be surprised if tether finally bites the dust soon and causes crypto to lose another 90% of its value

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358755
Don't count on it

[Anonymous No.]

programmer buds where u at. i wanna coode but i cant stop thinking of gura

[Anonymous No.]

look at this thing!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360277
Yeah, i see. I'm buying non-perishables now to keep me and my family going but still, it's depressing how the economy is going to shit, not only in the US but also other countries.

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>>26360726
I want to cuddle and pet it, and set it down and watch it cutely try to maneuver around my house!

[Anonymous No.]

Pro tip to investorbuds, watch this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wsq-9E_xlU
He's a nuclear physics PhD and long time crypto investor. He talks about the entire economic environment, not just crypto.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26360987
are you the original kaijiposter from /biz/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360727
Yeah, things are falling apart and I'm just coping by pretending Gura wants to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361460
No lol

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>>26361496
I'm glad you understand that she wants to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360727
>it's depressing how the economy is going to shit, not only in the US but also other countries.
this is why I always laugh at blackpill threads saying shit like "American empire is falling lmao". Like nigga, global economy, europe and china are reliant on things being sold to the usa, something bad happens to china we can transition to producing everything in practically any SEAsian country, usa goes down the entire system the rest of the world relies upon goes down along with vital food infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.]

Is goobers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361650
I thought it was common knowledge that the world economy tanks whenever the US economy does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544
sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361717
Nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361717
I kinda am

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544
Here you go, buddy. Thanks for doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S WISH ISN'T EVEN DONE YET

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>>26361725
some people really like to act like it isn't, probably alot of shills, but some people, particularly west and northern euros, really get off on the idea of America suffering and collapsing as global superpower. It seems like a primal, inner chimp mode desire to see others suffer.

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>>26361997
what, the nendo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362033
I hate that this is technically correct, but that is not what Kiara just implied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362079
What did she say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358597

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>>26362034
Euro propaganda almost entirely revolves around "we're better than those dirty Americans" for ages. If the world goes down the toilet, they will just claim it's hitting the US harder than them and that will keep the peasantry happy and in line.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that Gura statue from HoloFes get bought for charity or will we hear about it now at the birthday stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361941
nice PTSD expression

[Anonymous No.]

Relax, Gura is alive and she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362270
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362251
It's from Gura half eating me. I wanted to be fully eaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362270
That's me in that webm btw. She loves me the most

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of really hate that we learn more about Gura from fucking Kiara then from Gura herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362311
i simply ignore those claims. if there's something gura needs me to know she will tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362311
what did bird say

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362425
She said nothing other than that Gura's gift has been in the works for a long time and that she's getting milestones faster than Cover can keep up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361496
why is she on time-out :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362523
She's not, she's sniffing the ants on the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544
Gura is getting her favorite thing for her birthday...ME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362555
she probably eats some too, to see how they taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362311
Kiara leaks a lot of stuff, she's nice to have around for the more intense fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362311
Gura has already told us she won't tell us about projects until they are done because she doesn't want to disappoint us by having them cancelled/change/be delayed.
So just be patient. She tells us she works on stuff off stream constantly, including having to cancel a stream yesterday for it. She's very busy, has a lot in the works, and will tell us about it when its ready so just be patient and wait for her.

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>>26362503
i remember back in 2020 gura put celebration streams on schedules a couple of times without saying what she was celebrating. in retrospect i'm pretty sure these were the equivalent of "n × 10^5 subscriber" celebrations but there was just no way to predict what the count was going to be by the time the stream came around. probably why she immediately gave up on the idea of getting a blåhaj for every 100k, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>almost a whole year to make one outfit
this shenglong is pretty fucking slow, i wonder what Gura asked for

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362687
Such as her marriage proposal to chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362750
You mean you didn't get yours already? Oof sorry you had to find out you didn't make the cut like this..

[Anonymous No.]

One of Gura's wishes was a VR Touch set-up so she can show her passionate love to Chumbies physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>stream canceled
>no tweets or likes since the 16th
This must be karma. I never once told her how much I love her, not even as a gray. I always thought it bothers her because so many people say they love her in chat that at this point in time to her ears it all must sound like a mosquito's wing flap.

Maybe if she knew she is more loved than what she thought she would've spent her birthday with her fans instead of looking for social interaction who knows where outside of the hololive circles, maybe she would've felt a deeper attachment to her shrimps, maybe she would've kept us a little deeper in her heart.

She has a social life outside of hololive and the realization kills me inside. She is a human being after all and I love her entirely as she is but she doesn't know and the distance just keeps increasing, she will never believe there's shrimps who love her as in aishiteru and not just as in suki, she will never believe it because at this point in time she is too numb to a fan's affection.

Gura if you happen to browse /ggg/ even on this special day know that there's people who love you from the bottom of their heart and they miss you a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

considering the amount of time I'm really starting to believe she asked for something animation related

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26363024
She mentioned asking to do a song with some guy, but they couldn't get him. I assume that was one of the wishes and she may have had to change it.

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>>26362998
I can't wait for the gura VR gangbang stream for T4 members

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363112
She's going to line us up for pegging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363094
>some guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363078
Forever my favorite stream opening

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura is a fart shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363078
Please Gura, another dino karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363094
timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363256
>gura
>repeating a gimmick stream
Never ever ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363162
I forgot who, old japanese guy who did some other songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363248
oh yeah it's fart time baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363306
don't disrespect Tatsuki Yamamoto like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363248
>>26363338
gura is NOT a fart shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363379
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363290
We got more than one ASMR stream, those are gimmicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363162
The guy who sang Ride on Time.

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>>26363392

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363368
I'm sorry, I'm bad at remembering famous peoples' names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363368
Isn't that also the winner of WWE Myth Night 2k22? So talented

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362288
Why do you need proof?

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>>26363422
Wrong, she had a different gimmick for each soft talking and ASMR stream. Borgar, practice, ear cleaning, humming, candy eating. She's already said she's not going to do ear cleaning again.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your most Gosling friendly soundpost? here is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363537
Ok fine, TempGura karaoke then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358083
>feet
checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358083
Gura probably masturbated to this picture before adding it as her pfp. She only uses pics that she cums the hardest too

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363422
those are not gimmicks, they are expressions of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363622
Gura hates repeating expressions of love too. It's why she gives them so rarely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363548
Probably this one, gets me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362176
People here in Austria watch Hollywood movies and the news and think this is what the US actually is like. What's hilarious is that they continue to consume and enjoy the products of the culture they hate so much. I bet it's a similar situation in most other European countries, except maybe the eastern ones. Maybe it's different in Britain too, because they don't have to rely on translations.

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>>26363617
Wouldn't that be this one?

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>>26359918
T o T

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>>26363569

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363664
She can't use that for a discord profile though. She's got to be at least a little subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361717
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363649
Except succs, she likes giving us those enough to repeat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358324
I predict a lot of tears. Happy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363791
Those aren't expressions of love. She just likes seeing GuraMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363871
They are the purest expression of love!

[Anonymous No.]

Buds I slept all day when I wanted to be productive today Let's go?

[Anonymous No.]

which JPs will call in to ghombus's birthday totsu?

[Anonymous No.]

If only I could see what you're up to right now... If only I could be a fly on your wall, Gura... It's killing me inside

[Anonymous No.]

btw it's father's day tomorrow
What do you think she did for papa shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364294
Nothing. It's a scam holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364347
You're a scam holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364347
What do you mean? dads need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds Gura has thought about us today beyond work related reasons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362249
I don't think there was ever any news on it, just like we haven't heard anything about the 1/7 scale figures too and the PuP figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364294
She never told us anything about it so lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364590
She has been stressing out about her marriage proposal to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364590
0
Nil
None

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364601
>and the PuP figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364590
She tries not to think about us on off days. But there's no way she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot I made this a soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364590
She thinks about me every single day

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363651

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>>26363548
Most of the soundposts I have that make me gosling are just her singing. I think this is a pretty good one if I remember right though

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[Anonymous No.]

i think gura uses a pacifier

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364590
None. It's her birthday. She's happy to not have to stream to the fat chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

Aww, what a nice hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544
I hope gura sees it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365047
Same desu. Her singing voice is a miracle of the universe and the fruit of her hard days of training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365155
you're saying you WANT to be bullied?

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[Anonymous No.]

Shark activity in my dms ^-^

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365228
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365228

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>>26364590
she's talked about talking to 'chat' about things at random times like in the shower and then getting confused about whether she already told us something

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365298
Gura should take us to the shower with her so she can talk to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365298
There are definitely stories that we have never heard because she thought she already told them to us

[Anonymous No.]

wasn't there an ESL saying he was gonna drop a bomb on twitter about gura on the 18th? what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365375
It turned out that Gura was planning to marry Chumbies all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365298
If she wants to talk more I'd gladly accept a daily chat stream. What's stopping her? management would appreciate and I'd be happy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365375
The bomb was that Gura is getting married to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365375
>he believed

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365375
It was a mad tranny trying to scare the schizos away thinking they would feel threatened about Gura finding out about /ggg/ while it's been proven before that she's /here/ and knows us well. He's the worst schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365434
Some fag will hate on it and she'll never do it again because we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365458
are you telling me ESL antis lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358197
I am still praying for Dino gura plushie

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365546
It's going to be an ebi plushie and you're going to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365531
>he doesn't know
There's a lot of falseflagging to make the chumbies look like rabid schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365434
Because she worries about what to say or always feels like she runs out of things to say. Even when chat gives her good topics she doesn't have the biggest social battery so at some point she just needs to rest from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365434
She doesn't have the energy to talk that much.

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>>26365359
She also regularly forgets if she said something for the members or for everyone. What a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

T u T
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99145214

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365178
Ever since she switched to Karafun she's had a lot of trouble getting the audio levels balanced right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363078
I miss this opening, it gave my eyes a seizure but it was cute

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>>26362503
What I'd like to know is whether these 1M gifts apply to every 1M, or just the first one. Like, Fubuki got her Arknights outfit for hitting 1M on Bilibili, but did she get anything for hitting 1M on Youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365704
Hurry up and get to 1 million tiktokoids Gura, you've got a 1 million gift to receive

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365593
How about a Meme Review corner? like Coco did but less cringe. I don't even use leddit but I think she will have a lot of fan doing that.

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>>26365750
Did you watch the last meme review she did?

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>>26365745
when is she going to hit 1m on bilibili? vox hit 1m there in days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365750
I mean a lot of fun* and it makes her fanbase more active with oc and on social media.

>>26365801
I did not tbqh but I remember many of her reviews going viral and being pretty fun.

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>>26365750
Won't happen because it would get stale too fast and Gura knows it. part of the charm for coco was brining guests on and explaining things to them, Gura couldn't do that. Then they are limited with what they can show on stream for copyright reasons so the material would get stale extremely quickly

[Anonymous No.]

Every day I pray for copyright to be destroyed and Gura to be unleashed to her full meme power level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365745
Which will be nude 3D model so she can wrestle with chumbies like in her WWE game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365823
>copyright
She can do unarchived chat streams like she does karaoke.
There's a lot of things she can do in chat streams, even a simple recipe review while she's cooking or eating would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365921
you know they still technically have limitations to their unarchived karaoke streams too right? I know Gura rides the line but unarchived isn't just a get out of jail free card

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with Gura. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365921
You're asking more of Gura than she's willing to give again. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365977
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to the store buds, you guys want anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365974
Memes cannot possibly be worse than copyrighted songs. It's just still images.

[Anonymous No.]

unarchived fart review stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365985
>wants to talk to her chumbies so much that she talks to herself in the shower
>not willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365977
soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366050
shower stream when

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365998
candy!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366050
>makes herself naked in WWE for chumbies
>not willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365998
I'm out of chicken tendies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366085
Now THAT would be hella fun.

>today I set the water to 40°
>somehow it still comes out hotter than that ugh
>if I add more cold water it turns too cold
>oh shoot I dropped the soap
>there's soap all over my toes
>what do I do chumbies...

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>>26366050
Yes, not willing. She's very reluctant to do cooking related ideas and has the stupid idea that she needs to do handcam for it to be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364347
I don't know why you'd say that, but it sounds like you have something wrong with my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366116
i think it was more for comedy. just a naked gura out of nowhere with no warning. the uoh posters were satisfied in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366200
i would so much rather hear the cooking in stereo than see it on a camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363248
has gura commented on being called a fart shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366200
>needs to do handcam
why do you think she thinks so? considering Salami's recent good results there's no reason to force herself to do handcam.

[Anonymous No.]

What if goop goop pooped and died?

[Anonymous No.]

what if we don't get dino plushie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366342
0% possibility you swine

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365998
Buy me a shotgun so I can paint my walls red

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366324
She likes to force herself to do things for the sake of doing them a lot. That's why we get most special streams at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366342
Be the change you want to see. Do it yourself and post on #gwart. I'm sure she'll love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366420
>#gwart
#gawrt*

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366471
#fart

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366264
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366515
#shark

[Anonymous No.]

#fawrt

[Anonymous No.]

Does gura like honey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366342
we won't. It's barely referenced outside of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366548
stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366555
Yeah, Mike's

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366555
She likes making cakes. The chances she used honey in her cakes are high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366533
#NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366599
fauna and gura offcollab baking

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366401
She is not actually being forced, people are just being a bit too whiteknighty. Then they start doing weird stuff like telling Gura they don't want the stream because they think she doesn't want to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26365998
My dad, he still hasn't come back from geting cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366632
I don't follow Fauna. Is she American too?

[Anonymous No.]

I am looking forward to the totsu but I am also afraid of cringe because of language barrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366671
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366702
It'll be okay Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366655
>they start doing weird stuff like telling Gura they don't want the stream
Cringe. Do they realize Gura takes it as negative feedback and gets demoralized? I never notice because I always keep chat closed but this is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366702
Embrace the cringe. It's the best part, especially with Gura, cringe only amplifies her cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362703
>she immediately gave up on the idea of getting a blåhaj for every 100k
wrong she has a massive 40 blåhaj strong cuddle pit

[Anonymous No.]

I'm forcing Gura to stream in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366702

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366702
A little cringe is good for you, it'll help you grow some hair on your chest. It'll keep the gay away, you don't want to end up like gay schizo right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366655
You're crazy if you think she wanted to eat a burger on stream. She does force herself to do a lot of things, and that's one of her more admirable traits.

[Anonymous No.]

gura farts
sharts in mart
gura farts and sharts like blart
sharky makes abstract art with farts
little tarts from sharkbutt sharts
farting splits her cheeks apart

[Anonymous No.]

GURAH
STREAM MORE please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366742
It's probably why she's scared to play Iron Lung and suggested Ame stream it instead. Chumbuds overreact to her ever being frustrated by a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366632
>baking offcolab
well you're partly right as I just put a bun in both their ovens

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366702
Part of me is hopefully she's got an elaborate setup planned like she did for WWE, the fact that she split them out to a separate stream already shows she's going all in on it

[Anonymous No.]

Love you Gura

[Anonymous No.]

you guys ever wonder if she's just curled up in bed at the moment, dreading the next to days because she practicing a lot and its a make it or break it moment and you dont know if some random bullshit will come up and ruin thing like some technical issues or her own mistakes coming up or stuff like that then the chumbies will be disappointed or maybe even laugh at her

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>>26366972
That's like saying she forces herself to get out of bed in the morning. She does want to do it, even if it's challenging herself to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367020
Nah she's just having sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367032
>That's like saying she forces herself to get out of bed in the morning.
She is. I'm glad we could clear this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544

[Anonymous No.]

I want to flood Guras womb with my goom.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to do a karaoke where she sings only other hololive songs
Especially the ones she isn't well suited for

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367057
You're a nutjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367020
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367088
You don't understand a common English phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

how likely is it that goomba is actually autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Will gura ever love someone?
She has all that money but no one that she can share it with. So sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367152
She has me, her husband actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367152
She has two parents and a little brother so it's fine.
That's how I spend my money too, family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367133
You're fucking insane, bro. The way you think is insane, saying people don't want to do anything challenging. Kindly kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367135
She'll be sniffing ants until her dying breath.

[Anonymous No.]

the best feeling is when gura says hi
the worst feeling is when gura says bye

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367020
She's going through a conflictual phase, she feels like she's not being loved enough by her fans and that's why she ditched us for yesterday and today, she's mad about that but now she's going mental thinking about the canceled stream because she's already streaming less than last year and about the fans that love her a lot but she will most likely start growing distant to the point where stuff like this won't bother her anymore and she'll go full lazy mode streaming less and less every month until something in her life happens and she completely stops caring about us.

I may be a doomer but this is the vibe I get from her recent streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367225
I know what you mean, but I love her byes. A lot of the time I can't help but feel happy for hours after her stream just cause of how nice they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has canceraids

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367225
I fucking love when she says bye. She's got the best bye in Hololive and it always makes me happy to hear it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367294
time for meds schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367294
>>26367331
nice cooldown

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367331
>t. the actually diagnosed schizo
You'll see soon. Don't need to believe what I write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367152
I mean, she's probably a social butterfly at this point just from all the people she works with in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367313
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367152
She has many friends and one of them will be the ungrateful lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367381
Okay, I'm not sure about that. She'd be doing more ID and JP collabs if that were the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367391
I love how long her bye's are. Like she really doesn't want to leave us..

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367294
True, she wants to be loved by chumbies a lot more. cybersex stream soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544
Hope this is good enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367497
what is that supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367521
wrinkly

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>>26367313
It was funny when she was talking about how she needs a signing off phrase and everyone said how much they liked her many byes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367521
Chewed gum?
The monster from Inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367521
squishy bwain

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367443
She's playing games offstream with other Holos and managers, like final fantasy a while ago, so they socialize a lot without doing collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367308
The thought always haunts me. I witnessed someone die from cancer in less than a year and they did indeed go through cancer-related AIDS too. If Gura is sick I hope she will let us know, I want to support her with all I can, at least she can get the best medicines and treatments to live a few years longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367002
why would they each have their own ovens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367521
molted recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367497
big brain shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

God I slove her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367815
Did you just call Gura a slout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367853
what's a slout

[Anonymous No.]

>11 ENs
>dead hours
EN3 when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367875
a lazy person of bad bathing habits

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367913
oh, gura. my stinky fart shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367294
ok cripple calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367888
We already got EN3, they just didn't stream their debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367705
I think it's time to take a nap bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368003
I woke up like 2 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if she had to split the birthday streams because of whatever went wrong with her plans

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura is having a good day today

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368113
She's just being unmotivated.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh good, Cows is streaming and Barbie is playing DBD. Should be easy to tell if he's in a call with Gura for her birthday by if he does or doesn't join Cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368114
Because today will be her last

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is NOT a fart shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368263
What are you doing to dino Gura!??!?!

[Anonymous No.]

There's been an uptick in fart posting lately. I have to kindly ask you all to ease up on the wind breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368302
guras farts are pungent and one toot from between her shark cheeks can kill over 1000 chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368364
But I farted for you!

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed that in general Gura has been doing a lot more potty humor lately, especially pee mentions. I wonder what initiated this change? Less worried about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368419
Gura's been holding her pee too long and she got a UTI.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is a braphog

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368419
It's not a new change. She's been pushing her boundaries the entire time she's been in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

hugbox. worse than reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368419
gura is a pissgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368419
She's always made jokes like that. Its cheap humour that always makes her laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a pee shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368419
She thought people hated peepeepoopoo humor, but then she realized cumbuds are extremely horny for her and her lemonade, and those are her favorite kinds of fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368525
Don't wanna trigger the cucks too much. Keep it under the radar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358019
this thread is 4 hours old but you can literally see her pussy what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368419
apparently this soundpost file didn't save properly, guess I'll delete it so someone can post the working one if they have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368673
It's canon Gura lore that she wrestles while completely naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368603
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Happy 24th Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368682
>[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fbkwlml.ogg].png
try that

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368673
That's her wrestling costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368673
Look closer. She has on clothes. Hence why you don't see nipples. It's just cameltoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368747
yep, that worked, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>she'll never fuck you, simp
Shut up, she's getting the KU-100.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368731
haha I wish I was still in my early 20s

[Anonymous No.]

gura is always at peak hydration, stop posting pics where her pee is yellow

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368949
https://files.catbox.moe/1jvl96.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368949
I like how she described her pee to us that one time, she always keeps us informed about her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369000
>it's basically just water

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368981
Why haven't I seen this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369000
Why is she hanging out with Nacho's alien thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368949
Gura's hydration is a sine wave and I guarantee she's at a nadir with all the stress she's been under lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369102
idk, I can't stop staring way back at her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358544
Can you post the mega link later so that I can work on it?

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura is the cutest girl ever and I love her so much! She's so perfect and I can't get enough of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362998
Something like that exists? both persons would need to wear the hardware though and she has too many fans, how would she choose who to invite for touchy-touchy? vrchat room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369102

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369211
It would be a con thing. Hope you like raffles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368981
The purest source of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369269
Totally not rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369023
>it's basically just water, so drink up chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

It's honestly incredible how young some of these "people" think she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369365
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369211
She'll set us up to all use the same stationary body that she touches all over. Afterward, she has us control thousands of little ebis and lets us crawl all over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369365
She's 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369174
Sure, I'll make a mega and post the link.
If we each do our own version of the image, you can just pick whichever one you like better.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just here to love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369409
Her favorite number is 11, which is her age. How cute!

[Anonymous No.]

i really really really love gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369409
so... young...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369365
I find it funny how there's like 2 completely different personas, one real one completely pulled out of someones ass, that doxxers use as bait for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Barbie still online in DBD
>Still hasn't joined Cows on his DBD survivor stream
100% in VC with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369423
you are in luck, because gura loves all her chumbies equally and unconditionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369365
>t. 2view hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369475
No he's in VC with me actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369477
That's true. Supposedly she's going ask all the chumbies to marry her soon, too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369362
>Don't you want to taste my river?

[Anonymous No.]

There's homos in here unironically stalking another man. Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369475
I find it funny how you will spend your time watching someone I know you don’t find entertaining for hours on end just to then spend your time posting drivel in a thread for a vtuber you hate for hours on end

[Anonymous No.]

She's really great bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369481
Gura is a hag you faggot and if you dislike that than you aren't a chumbud
Hag cunny is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369475
>Today of all days he's playing DBD
this doesn't help you at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369651
just because she's 9000 years old doesn't mean she's a hag. she has to look like a hag to be one

[Anonymous No.]

GURA
GUR
GU
G
GU
GUR
GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369626
God she’s pretty

[Anonymous No.]

based meido taking out the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369475
>banned from cs;go in 2016 for hacking
What a pathetic faggot. I can't believe Gura chose this guy, there must be some deep shit going on irl for her to fall with a poser like this unless she's more superficial than I thought (he got a nice face gotta admit).

>>26369769
Imagine defending someone who is literally trying to steal your oshi holy shit you deserve the r/cuckold award of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

wait...you guys DO realize that gura is in loving committed long term relationship with me, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369626
I want to top her so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369680
At this point I think he just gaslit himself into seeing things. Sad, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368807

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369846
Yes Miku, we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369840
>banned from cs;go in 2016 for hacking
Mega based and same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369680
There are only two times during which he isn't playing DBD: Off playing soldier man or playing a different game with Gura.
He's always been like this. Doesn't mean he isn't her boyfriend.
(sometimes it's csgo or overwatch instead of dbd)

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369922
What do you gain from cuckposting in your oshi's thread? just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369846
Yes me, we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369583
I think it's really funny he thinks anyone is gonna believe she's playing dbd again in her free time. it's extremely obvious she no longer plays the game other than the few streams she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>still no irys collab
what's goomba fucking problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369626
I love her more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369900
There's all this evidence sitting right in front of us saying that Gura is planning to marry us, but he's tunnel visioned on his own delusional rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to do something foot-related for her big birthday stream. But what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369846
そうですね シオンーちゃん

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370013
Probably not a footjob since it isn't a members stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369951
I don't understand. I'm already in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370013
Her model is BAREFOOT and she's going to step on the camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370066
She'll give a little cocktease for the grays and then followup saying she'll let us finish in the members stream right after. Gotta farm those memberships

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370092
yeah, with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369984
She doesn't like ugly things

[Anonymous No.]

got back from the store, now time to work on my ebi. I love her

[Anonymous No.]

the cripple is really reclining. he barely posted today

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370092
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370003
>us
Nah, just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370092
With who? a tulpa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370114
dont encourage him

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369984
I want this too. What could they do together? Terraria is boring, I think one of the Resident Evil co-ops would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370114
I think the gura cybersexing chumbies rrat overpowered him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370114
He's probably fucking his bf, the lying whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369934
Okay, real talk. Does anyone even have vods of gura playing with him besides pre hololive? Like actual verifiable evidence of anything recent? Because even the powerwash thing is completely speculatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>samefagging
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
Anon, if there was anything like that, schizo would be spamming it nonstop. But you already knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura is outside your door. She knows that you are in there. She's seen you. She's not a normal person. There are things she can do. Things you cannot imagine. She knows that you are there. She's coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
Don't ask questions.
Be hype for next stream.
Work to pay akasupa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
its literally all speculation and lies. the faggot has been trying to push this for well over a year and its always been bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370158
Through dick, unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370114
The nijji yab is keeping the regular fodder busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370114
>gura will never leave you personal texts like this
just fucking end me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
Schizo said big proof soon. He's said that about 2 dozen times and never posted it but its coming soon definitely for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370220
I'd let her in to do anything she wants with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370220
I open the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370114

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369968
>playing DBD
She's just in a call with him while he's playing. Is that difficult to understand or are you just coping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370257
get on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
The fact the catalog was barely touched for the past two weeks in regards to this should tell you all you need to know. If he had actual 100% proof then it would be spammed everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370271
>i have to make up scenarios because no one believes me.
funny you think anyone but you is coping schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369984
get a facelift first goblyris

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370220
Am I going to die or have the best orgasm of my life or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370272
legitimate mental illness holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370272
I'm not reading your novel

[Anonymous No.]

would you still love oh nyo if she looked like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370366
>mentall illness
The tranny cuck is you though, lily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370346
So the latter then. Suit yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370367

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370420
>big proof soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370407
go cry about nyanners cripple

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370272
Wow that's a lot of words

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370407
wow, actually rent free. nothing about any of these posts has been remotely related to her. kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
Who would VOD something they'd rather keep private?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that discord trannies are raiding these threads to make jealous chumbies look like rabid schizos: >>26351578

You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, real talk. Gura is obsessed with that guy who married Miku. She wants to be the waifu for chumbies to actually marry. If only such a thing weren't controversial, she thinks to herself while staring at the walls of her shower.

[Anonymous No.]

You buds ever just sit and think about Goomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370278
walk the Gurasaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370570
All day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Its the 42yo Kraut faggot guys, you can see >>26269449

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370571
Gawr "I wanna marry my chumbies!" Gura has said many times she would marry us if she wasn't so afraid of the stigma. I believe she will move to Japan soon in order to legally marry us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370570
i think gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370272

[Anonymous No.]

The rate of goslings will spike if she releases an official daki. I know this because I became gosling after buying an unofficial one

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370451
Nobody carez about your "big proof" or death threats falseflags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370528
Literally none of that means what you think it means
But you probably already know that since you spend all day shitting up this thread.
The post you replied to even called the tranny spammers out as being the shitposters.
Jesus you can't even thread read properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao Mori bought property recently she's gonna get fucked by the housing bubble. Luckily Gura decided against buying a home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370570
Yeah... I think about a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370616
>new boogeyman
Seriously, what in the flying fuck are you gaining from defending that swede like your cocaine depends on it? do you realize he's gonna make gura quit once they actually get together? are you clinically retarded or just a cuck?

Explain this shit to me "real fans" who keep making this kind of posts in /ggg/ whenever there's even the slightest hint of a discussion that talks about him. I seriously fail to see a valid reason for this cuckposting spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370703
Please understand /pol/fags are the most retarded people on the entire site

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370727
can't wait to give her my recessionbux

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370703
I linked the post exactly because it explains what's going on. You're fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370749
>>1

[Anonymous No.]

reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370634
She's getting a bit braver. I think she will probably propose soon, and then make the necessary arrangements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370749
>new boogeyman
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370666
and no one cares about your schizo ramblings and what the voices in your head tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370811
It doesn't answer any questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26369420
>>26369174
Alright, here's a ZIP file with all the shrimps posted so far: https://files.catbox.moe/hag5w8.zip
Image is downscaled from what I've got so far, scaling is obviously subject to change as people submit more shrimps (can send you the .XCF file if you want it).

Posting as a ZIP for now just to get around making a mega account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370749
>off topic
>no proof
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370826
oh no no, i just clicked on her most recent VOD? what's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370861
Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370805
Retard, post was talking about people crying about trannies.
People stopped shit talking Gura and started spamming tranny hate. The fact that you even brought it up though just makes me assume you were one of the people spamming it in the first place since obviously you're only here to shit up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370889
that's not gura, that's Big Shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370831
What would the wedding be like?
VRChat wedding?
We're definitely going to need haptic suits for the wedding night when we consumate our marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370727
>buying a house as investment
>not to use as a home to live in
I hate this shit. I just want a home of my own, but these faggots always pay twice the asking price and outbid everybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370919
>>26370889
I love Big Shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370805
>Gets told he is mistaken
>Refuses to read it and doubles down
Almost based if ylit wasn't so cripple-like

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370864
>there's actually 2 dick shrimps
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I require more Gura images to increase my Gura folder size

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370887
Take a screencap of this post in PNG so you can clearly read it before you jump off a chair with a rope around your neck after Gura takes a maternity leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370864
>I get to be on the stairs
Hell yea! Catch me gosling shrimp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370922
It will be held in HoloEarth if it ever gets released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370954
>>26370919
she doesn't look very big to me, i doubt she's even four feet all

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370864
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370998
What else have the voices told you anon? I wanna keep laughing at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370931
yeah, I hate californians too. fuckers will jack up the housing prices and then vote for all kinds of liberal dogshit just to add insult to injury

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370889
love this dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370864
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371035
Take that screencap chumbie.

[Anonymous No.]

my red supers are ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371038
I love how smug she looks in her 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it must feel like to spend all day spamming threads with made up bullshit rrats, that aren't even that bad if true even, and have not even a single person care or believe the rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371077
mine aren't, I still don't know what to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371037
take the liberal boogeyman shit back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371101
Send nothing just like mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371090
They have nothing else going for them, so I guess it at least gives them a feeling of purpose, no matter how pathetic it may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371101
start at happy birthday and maybe evolve it from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371070
aww nothing else huh? Figured you would have had something juicy by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371101
Doesn't matter. She probably won't read them anyways. Last year she got over 3000 on her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371115
if it's not personal there's no point in sending it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370749
>>26371106
damn, the cripple's a liberal.

[Anonymous No.]

>that aren't even that bad if true even
Holy shit my sides. How many layers of cuckoldry are you on right now? you literally just said it wouldn't be bad if Gura gotten with him and cucked you. Do you even fucking realize? my fucking sides holy fucking kek.

>this is the people who shit talk schizos
The absolute hecking state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371080
The people who modelled Gura absolutely did her justice.
She can go from cute child to smug brat in a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371101
say "condom money for barbie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371090
If she was a SC baiter like Rushia was I'd care honestly but she isn't and has told people to use money on themselves if they need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371115
Coward. Say you want to sniff her feet, she'll get a kick out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371168
>hecking
Not surprised we dealing with a redditor from half a decade ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371077
saving it for the main birthday.

>>26371101
Well, she's not going to read it on stream so it might not matter. I do have a message in mind. You've still got tomorrow or the birthday stream the next day to think of something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371172
i was not expecting her to look so childish in 3D. I was actually surprised when i saw it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371168
is cuck your only arguement cripple? You are still yet to provide proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371172
She's so small...

[Anonymous No.]

being at work is okay, but when im home i get really stressed about it and start overthinking
watching gura helps a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371211
Gura probably made sure it was as childlike as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371224
He gets off the idea, that's why he jumps right to it. Im glad the voices in his head can entertain him sometimes since no one else wants to be friends with someone as pathetic as he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371207
>new boogeyman
KEK

>this is the anti-schizo knights
The hecksolutely absing state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371294
he must be fun at parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371181
She once hinted at us being her husbands who share our salaries with her. More evidence that she intends to propose marriage to us soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371294
I wonder if he regrets having part of his narrative be she moved to Sweden and now can't pivot to the old and even more retarded rrat of "she gets fucked by dozens of cocks every weekend at miami dance clubs"

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that this is the schizo "laying all the cards out". How embarrassing to have gone through all that effort only to realize no one cares.
Keep posting though, don't give up

[Anonymous No.]

Hello tourist here
When does the comfy start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371038
the goooooat

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371346
now this is what i ccall proof. What should I wear to the wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371172
UUOOHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370931
kill the landlords, chumrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371375
When Gura streams in about 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371224
It's not an argument but a fact. That anon is a cuck. Who else says he's glad to see his oshi get with some random man?

You can believe whatever helps you sleep at night for what I care but keep your cuckoldry to yourself and maybe people won't call you a cuck or throw shit at you for forcing your cuck mentality on others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371411
Traditionally, Atlanteans marry in the nude and immediately have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371443
She's not my girlfriend though

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371443
im the random man btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371375
The comfy will start after the birthday stuff is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371366
He doesn't regret anything because even he doesn't believe what he posts, he just picks whatever angle he thinks will get the most replies at the time. If another vtuber ever passed Gura in subs he would jump ship and go fuck with their fans instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371486
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

I will rope myself out of respect for Gura as an idol if she does end up cucking us, but the prevailing rrat appears to be that I'm getting married to my sharkwife soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371519
Salome please grow faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371519
Shame EN2 didn't explode like I had hoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371519
What if they politely ask for (You)'s instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Im waiting for this idiot to actually try to physically find someone in real life and cause harm or actual physical stalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371576
His wheelchair can't go far enough

[Anonymous No.]

Im currently sitting in a discord call and playing project diva. Since Gura isn't streaming today I want you guys to know she's sitting in a voice chat with me as I play. You shouldn't need any more proof, it's clear what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371443
I have my shark wife. And you ain't got shit. You have no proof that I am a cuck, cos you've got nothing. You've turned her playing games with friends online into this crazy delusional fantasy, and are trying to use that fantasy too directly hurt Gura. Why are you trying to hurt her? Pretty disgusting trying to hurt a girl tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371519
nah i think he has a hateboner for us since we mindbroke into watching and posting about gura for over a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371570
Well then it's only polite to give them what they ask for

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371375
Threads were actually really good yesterday, just wait for the board to catch on fire to get the schizo's attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371590
>You've turned her playing games with friends online
Stop even giving him this much credit, he's proved literally nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370170
Most recent easily verifiable proof that they are still in touch is from January of this year since he is one of her first followers on her Holo twitch channel, meaning that she either personally sent a link to him or posted the link on her private discord channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371570
Then I'd probably reply with a cute Gura

[Anonymous No.]

just got back from grocery, mucho texto itt. post sharkpitd

[Anonymous No.]

didnt read lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371668

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371576
>if I label him a psycho maybe people will forget I'm a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371590
He doesnt care about gura. He never did. Hes madly in love with barb and thinks gura is getting in the way of him getting some swedish dick. Thats why hes so passionate about the cuck angle, he feels like hes getting cucked by gura

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371590
>>26371638
Holy cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371736
I'll believe it. He does seem to stalk the man way more than Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371668
The tldr is that Gura wants to marry all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, chumbies, but Gura is getting railed by hundred cocks tonight. All of them mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371375
Comfyness diminishes exponentially with time since she last streamed. Just hide threadshitters or come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371668
>>26371700
>>26371759
Please do not post images of my home. This is doxxing and I will take legal action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371736
I hope the schizo meets the man of his dreams one day

[Anonymous No.]

I literally can't even figure out what the point the cuck schizo(s) are trying to make is. I really don't understand what they think they're accomplishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370638
Is DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371774
Shut up, Chubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371722
Did I say psycho? I said idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371749
yeah cos you've got nothin to say. Nothing to refute what i said. You pick on little girls, too weak and crippled to pick on someone your own size. Coward.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck Gura's big suckable shark cocks. T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371749
If there was real proof it would be posted by now. You have nothing but to post the same sentences over and over and hope that people believe you, but they never will

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371774
t. chubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371815
based and same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371789
His goal is to hurt gura. And he's failing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chubi gets to terrorize Gura whenever they want
I'm jealous of a cat

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when Gura used to stream :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371789
He's trying to gaslight you and distract everybody from the real yab.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready for Gura's marriage proposal tomorrow? She's been looking for to proposing to us for so long and it's finally happening...

[Anonymous No.]

腋は性器

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371912
Edged and ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371815
Only fair after she gives us succy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371912
I'll even clean my foreskin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371912
That won't come until her birthday proper.
Tomorrow is only the call-ins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371858
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371912
>tomorrow
No, that's on the 20th. Tomorrow she's collecting her Holo wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Please no homos during the call ins.
Please no homos during the call ins.
Please no homos during the call ins.
Please no homos during the call ins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364750
He likes Nascar. Maybe she got a new car to hang from the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372004
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371858
Do you think Chubi has ever tried to sniff Gura's cunny or butthole?
Do you think Gura stopped it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372004
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371912
It may not be until the rescheduled members chat. She probably wanted to save the topic of our future together for after the party so we'll be completely relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371668

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372004
My Gura would never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372039
https://files.catbox.moe/i546s6.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372004
Did sana, Ina or bae has homo called in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372108
Me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372108
why does this still excite me

[Anonymous No.]

Go watch HER Man of Median stream if you are so sure about Gura's innocence.
>b-but it's pre-hololive content
Watch it if you don't want to be a cuck in denial anymore, do yourself a favor. If their chemistry was so good back then I don't even want to imagine what kind of conversations they have in private nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA???

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
GURAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
>tomorrowie
That means in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1534147377229365249

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
aah i'm too nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>ban evading

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
>Screen Shot 2022-06-18 at 8.00.02 PM
>8:11pm in image
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372271
sorry my system is behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372004
only girls that are okay with homos invite homos anon, this year only Bae and Mori did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372253
So the schizo was right all along. I won't die a virgin. Gura will be taking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372253
>israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372344
Treat her well, Gawr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
AAAAA Bros I'm not ready

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is happening to this thread? discord raid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
UUUHHHHHHH ISRAEL?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go whiten my teeth and look my best for Gura when she proposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372199
IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372436
It's 7am in Jakarta.

[Anonymous No.]

At the end of the day schizos have done Gura, him and all of you a massive favor whether you realize it or not. If it hadn't been for Chumjoker's posts Gura would have never privated her discord game status and if it hadn't been for the other schizo then HE would have never privated his Twitter. Just imagine how much more incriminating evidence we would have if the stalkers had been smart enough to play the long game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372436
Nothing's happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372501
me on her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372493
>breakfast time
So this is the power of SEA autism + caffeine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372496
you should go watch nyanners or something. this isn't healthy for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372567
But I haven't gotten out of bed to make breakfast yet...

[Anonymous No.]

my shark wife is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372496
interesting new angle. you're still a fucking retard that no one believe though

[Anonymous No.]

My frosted mini wheats taste kind of funny
Does dry cereal go bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372632
i agree with you statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372664
yes you dumbass