Where are the streams?

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What are they working on that they can't stream?

[Anonymous No.]

one i know who does that has 2 alt personas and a day job

[Anonymous No.]

Nonstop sex with genmates

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>>26346793
they're having sex with me, fr ong no cap just like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346793
internal corpo meetings, making thumbnails or otherwise preparing for future streams, practice, recording or editing for shorts, songs or voice packs
or just random stuff that isn't related to streaming at all like a day job or studies

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>>26346793
Apart from laziness, mental breaks or enjoying their private life (more or less common) there's this clip of Noel answering a fan question about why they keep being busy in which she talks how long it takes to prepare sponsor deals and promotional work so they're basically busy for months or even a year in advance.
https://youtu.be/3kPwET0uwzQ
Some of them do idol training thing, though; as someone who followed real kpop idol groups years ago, I think it's usually overstated here how much time they take to practice or prepare events considering the pretty average results they have and how little they perform in comparison to real life idols. But that's just my opinion.

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>>26346793
Massive Gen Orgies to decide which chuuba gets the best time slots by way of sexual domination. Your chuuba is you to support the strength of her breeding hole.

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>>26347746

editing schedules and thumbnails have got to be the shittiest part

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>>26348096
Corpo meetings must be boring as fuck. Thumbnails making are what, 5 mins in Photoshop?

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>>26348231

not even photoshop, probably free like GIMP and even then they can patrol their twitter tags for art to slap on the nail. But yeah the corpo meetings are definitely the annoying part

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>>26347746
damn we must be getting a lot of holo council voice packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>26348655
I mean they've all had some for their birthday so far. And for people like Fauna who do pre-recorded ASMR where she does the writing, scripting, recording and editing and everything but the art herself, it is time consuming

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>>26348231
Depends on how much good they are at it and how much effort they put in.
Miko can make a thumbnail in 10 minutes, but she's obviously got a ton of experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppSJtfKr70

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>>26348298
A 5 minute job in Photoshop takes 5 hours and three add-on installations in Gimp though.

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>>26350110
It's also 5 hours in Photoshop if you include the time you spend reading guides on how to pick your premium creative app suite cloud subscription license plan™

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>>26348096
Only if you're a braindead retard who keeps using photoshop like it's his first day on earth and doesn't bother figuring out basics about the program you use every day.
Which, sadly, I can totally see happening. Because that's been me for over a decade.

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>>26350110
>>26351251
or you can sail the high seas

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing, just being lazy bitches.
The dance, voice packs, thumbnail shit is just cope.

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>>26357088
idk man, some of these girls are still in college

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I'm pretty happy to see my oshi improve year by year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xMd1Ag7f_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoU5gHFHRSI

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>>26351251
gimp guys are so fucking funny. just pirate it you weird loser, i promise the shape tool wont hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

The fact they make their own thumbnails and they don't hire an estonian to do it for $4 a month like every 2view twitch streamer is also insane

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>>26347817
Imagine being Hololive with events/sponsors in the works for 6+ months out, millions of dollars invested, then the talent does something so stupid and fucked up they have to terminate and lose all that money.

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>>26358337
I don't know why they don't hire someone to do best moments weekly videos. Or best moments of the month. A lot of youtubers do that and get millions of views because casuals aren't sitting through every stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive is not a streaming group. They are a hybrid streamer and entertainer company.

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>>26358629
They like being the center of attention, reviewing other people's streams makes them feel neglected

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>>26350110
>baiting about le FOSS hard to use
>>>/g/

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>>26346793
later

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>>26346793
Sex, they're getting yellowed.