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Unmedicated cooking edition
Previous: >>26151426
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg
Haachama Dark Web: https://youtube.com/channel/UCHj_mh57PVMXhAUDphUQDFA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaato
Red Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
Infinity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI
Previous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1-oHcAw-wg
Anniv merch plugin: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/akaihaato_an4th

>> No.26277064
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26277064

My wife is amazing.

>> No.26277351

Bros I really miss chammers...

>> No.26278075

>>26276954
Collab with watame doko?

>> No.26278996

Mouse isn't feeling too well, I don't think the haachama stream is ever happening lol

>> No.26279697
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26279697

Reminder that I want to mating press Haachama today too!

>> No.26280480
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26280480

No stream tody bros, that means pushups!
Rollchama~

>> No.26280732

>>26280480
If I get above a 50, I'll post a rare Haachama image to encourage me. If it is below 50, I will post a disgusting, horrible, or disturbing Haachama image.

>> No.26280800

>>26280732
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26280480
ROOOOOOOOOOOOLL

>> No.26280854 [SPOILER] 
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>>26280732
Okay. Here is the worst Haachama image possible. Open at your own risk.

>> No.26280916

>>26280800
That seems pretty relaxing.

>> No.26280946 [DELETED] 

>>26280732
rolling

>> No.26281368

>>26280480
CHAMA!

>> No.26281418

>>26281368
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26281600

>>26280480
Rollan

>> No.26281610

>>26280854
That's just rude kek
>>26280480
ROLL CHAMA!

>> No.26281611

>>26280800
>>26281600
Lmao.

>> No.26281664

>>26281600
>>26280800
Nice.

>> No.26281679
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>> No.26281680

Does this mean chammers wants to show mercy today?

>> No.26281747
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26281747

ASMR onegai

>> No.26281807

>>26281747
This is the one ritual poster that gets no love. The "based ritualposters" guy never includes this one But I don't like ritualposts anyway, so it's not a big deal I guess.

>> No.26282136

>>26281807
What do you mean. ASMR bros always get (you)

>> No.26282247

>>26282136
https://archive.alice.al/vt/search/text/based%20reminderposters/

This is what I was referring to. I mean, the ASMR poster is not saying reminder anywhere in his post, but I just found it funny that he gets excluded.

>> No.26282408

>>26282247
Based thread historian

>> No.26282420

>>26281807
ASMRbro is the first person I think of whenever Chama mentions anything ASMR related

>> No.26282463

>>26281747
Ask Susan

>> No.26283894
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26283894

Who's your favorite blonde Holo outside of Haachama?

>> No.26284456

>>26283894
Ame, hands down

>> No.26284557

>>26283894
other holo blondes... AWAY!
because I don't watch them

>> No.26284811

>>26283894
I don't really watch anyone outside of chammers but I like nene and watame
>>26280480
Roll!

>> No.26285875
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>>26283894
I like Nene

>> No.26285965

>>26283894
I have literally never watched another steam(that had nothing to do with Chama) except for debuts
But I think that HFZ Mel is SEX

>> No.26286579

>>26283894
There are a lot of blondes anon, but I personally really like flare, watame and aki

>> No.26286685

>>26284557
This is a good post.

>> No.26287497

So uh heads up, some dramafaggotry seems to be happening.

>> No.26287631

>>26287497
what happened?

>> No.26287657

>>26287497
>>26287631
Drama... AWAY!

>> No.26287742

>>26287631
nothing that concerns us really, guess the anon is saying that because the board might get faster?

>> No.26287814
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26287814

>streamed a day ago
>only 36k views
chama.....

>> No.26287908

>>26287814
>>26284838

>> No.26287921

>>26287814
All me btw

>> No.26287997

>>26287742
Yeah.

>> No.26288831
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>> No.26289351

>>26287997
>>26287497
Call me when it's another Coco or Rushia graduation/termination. The speeds from this current drama is nothing in comparison.

>> No.26289380

What are the chances chammers has pink nipples? Totally zero?

>> No.26289459

>>26289380
Chammers is not white, anon...

>> No.26289481

>>26289380
Hmmm interesting question, well Chama is more white than you'd expect so it's not totally zero no

>> No.26289506
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>>26279697
Reminder that I love Haachama today too!
>>26280480
Rolling!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.26290025

>>26289380
Why don't you marry her and find out?

>> No.26290325
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26290325

>>26290025
I guess I have to now.

>> No.26290380

>>26290325
Me on the right btw

>> No.26290396

>>26290025
Don't Tempt me anonchama, I will steal her from all of you

>> No.26290890
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26290890

>>26290325
>>26290380
>>26290396
All me

>> No.26290915

>>26290890
Dude, stop. How did you get that photo of me?

>> No.26291620

>>26289380
seems random, why do you ask?

>> No.26292366

>>26281679
I want to believe this is her genuine reaction and that puts a massive smile on my face

>> No.26293624

https://twitter.com/98Blueke/status/1537488037810405376
Chammers?

>> No.26293692
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26293692

>>26293624

>> No.26293740

>>26293692
c-cute...

>> No.26293826

>>26293624
>Hachama

>> No.26293860

>>26293826
She ate the other a

>> No.26295435
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26295435

it's finally here!

>> No.26295701
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26295701

>>26295435
I'm jealous! Mine isn't here yet, same as the birthday set

>> No.26295981

>>26295435
SO CUTE! congrats anon!

>> No.26296013

>>26295435
I hope mine gets here soon...

>> No.26296847

>>26293826
kek I just noticed it

>> No.26297287

>>26283894
Blonde holos are great in general. Haachama and Nene are my favorites but Flare and Watame are also close to my heart. Everything I've seen of Aki, Mel, Polka, Choco and Ame seem quite nice as well.

>> No.26298726
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>> No.26298799

>>26298726
I want to caress her...

>> No.26299194

>>26298726
Rip guitarchama...

>> No.26299207

>>26297287
You know, you missed a couple of blondes.

>> No.26300787

>>26300713
Thanks! I requested this last thread. I'm glad someone did it.

>> No.26301482
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26301482

test

>> No.26301789

What are you doing man? The sound post worked already, multiple times.

>> No.26301820

>>26301482
>you can't delete posts that often
shame it's a bit scuffed

>>26300787
you're welcome

>> No.26302598

>>26301820
the small resolution makes it more cute ngl

>> No.26303820

>>26298726
I want to be that guitar so badly...

>> No.26304249

>>26298726
Her long nails in her left hand bothers me
t. guitar player

>> No.26304291

>>26304249
Did it bother you more when she replaced the strings and it was out of tune?

>> No.26304472

>>26304291
Yes, because Chama is learning how to play the instrument, so those are honest mistakes. And she is too cute to be scolded.

>> No.26304525
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>>26304472
Heh, true.

>> No.26304553

Chammers would walk all over me...

>> No.26304757
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>>26304553

>> No.26304982

>>26304757
God, I wish that was me. But I meant it in a she could pull the "I'm cute" shtick and I would not be able to stay angry at her.

>> No.26305161

>>26304553
This but while wearing her princess outfit

>> No.26306548

Whoever was soundposting with me in that thread earlier, that was fun.

>> No.26306626

>>26304982
When she wants to do it, she can easily do it... Wonderful display of her prowess yesterday

>> No.26306698

>>26306548
I wanted to keep going but I ran out of soundposts kek

>> No.26306751

>>26306698
Me too, and I could tell someone was going to throw a shitfit, so it's better to get out then anyway. Perfect timing!

>> No.26306986

>>26306866
I don't think it works. Maybe the filename is messed up?

>> No.26307112
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26307112

>>26306986
catbox doesn't want to play the audio, this should hopefully work

>> No.26307194

>>26307112
This is a good one, thanks! I'm glad my wife loves me so much.

>> No.26307297
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26307297

>>26306698
I want to make her angry voice compilation on her last stream but I'm a lazy pig, maybe next time

>> No.26307662

>>26307297
I distinctly remember Haachama doing an extremely, uniquely cute yell after falling off and dying once, but after skimming through the vod, I can't find it. If anything, I want to make a soundpost from that. Don't tell me my mind was playing tricks on me...

>> No.26308400
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26308400

Bless the anon who just posted this in another thread. This is so fucking cute. My heart...

>> No.26308668

Today is her collab with zeta btw

>> No.26308934

>>26308668
>>26280480
Which one of you is telling the truth? Is there no stream today or is there a collab?

>> No.26309165

>>26308934
Timezones anon, it's already Saturday in Europe and Asia

>> No.26309363

>>26308934
>>>26280480 was posted at 15:11 krauttime, so 'today' is going to be a stream with Zeta

>> No.26309436

>>26309165
I figured as much, but I wanted to be sure. Also, does this mean us in the Americas can just get away with not doing pushups in the future because of time zone shenanigans?

>> No.26309586

>>26309436
Hahaha what do you think anon? really, please roll I need the (You)s as motivation to excercise

>> No.26309646

>>26309586
Since you asked nicely.
>>26280480
Rolling.

>> No.26311602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOFiuU7SX0c

>> No.26311641

>>26311602
God, I wish that was me...

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>> No.26312721
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>> No.26316136
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>> No.26316849 [DELETED] 

>>26280480
I'm rolling trips LETS GOO

>> No.26319072

>>26311602
A classic, I still remember the day it dropped

>> No.26319442

Ironmouse collab delayed to 2 weeks from now. https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerYawningWrenchAMPEnergyCherry-mEU8KntHa2WeOTWZ
At this rate, the collab might not ever happen kek
And Choco said on her stream the collab tomorrow will be at 18 JST

>> No.26320166

>>26319442
Kek but it seems Chama is just busy with uni shit since it is getting closer to summer vacation.

>> No.26321126 [DELETED] 

>>26320166
Let's just hope she can pass.

>> No.26321183

>>26321126
Eh she hasn't been complaining about it so she's probably fine.

>> No.26321286

>>26321183
True. Sometimes I forget despite some airheaded moments she actually is a bright girl

>> No.26322671

>>26321286
To be fair though her biggest problem even now is time management, but it seems she has gotten better at it despite the anniv mishap lmao. A stream every now and then is more than good enough.

>> No.26324458
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>> No.26325156

https://twitter.com/namelesstwo0w0/status/1538000057911300096

UWOHHHHHH

>> No.26325384

I know Haachama and especially Watame have both been nonstop busy, but damn when is that Haawata collab coming…

>> No.26326838

>>26325156
Based Nlo

>> No.26328951

Haachama finds a hoop
https://files.catbox.moe/gmdk6g.mp4

>> No.26329044

>>26320166
That's definitely part of it but last time I hear mouse's health has seen better days and I THINK Fridays are her doctor checkup days

>> No.26329102

>>26325156
Chama knew what she did when she posted that

>> No.26329104

>>26329044
Oh shit poor Mouse.

>> No.26329464
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>> No.26330030

>>26325156
SEXXXXXXXXX

>> No.26330811

>>26328951
CUTE!!!! SO CUTE!

>> No.26332214
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>> No.26332870

https://twitter.com/CbJI69PCs3Hequc/status/1537950936970104834?t=ZjtTbJqGIXN1QgZv8vKlsg&s=19
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26333444

>>26332870
If they're happy anon... You just have to let them be happy...

>> No.26334415

>>26332870
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26334505

>>26329464
>>26332870
Alright. It's time to /become/ Miko.

>> No.26334992
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26334992

>Miko and her fans getting more and more cocky with her claiming Haachama
>Ironmouse collab still a possibility
>anon got his Chammers nendo before me
How much do I have to suffer? My big red heart can only take so much abuse.

>> No.26335246
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>>26334992
And let's not forget Okayu grooming my wife on stream... Life is misery...

>> No.26335513

>>26334992
Its over for us anon... We're not even a third wheel anymore... My daughter has grown way too fast...

>> No.26335849
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>>26334992
>>26335246
>>26335513
I'm gonna make them give back our Chammers.

>> No.26336328

>>26332870
She looks so pretty in the white dress...

>> No.26336378
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26336378

>>26332870

>> No.26336773
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26336773

CHALMERS!

>> No.26337336

>>26332870
gomen micometbros

>> No.26337808

https://youtu.be/hdr4HJQ5Otc
Frame up

>> No.26337844

Someone give me a rundown on Zeta. I've heard she's kind of a whore.

>> No.26338082

>>26337844
Don't know much about her really, well I don't know much about the people who don't collab with chammers but I don't think she's a whore, she just likes the homos I think
She was also nice to chammers on Twitter when they first debuted I think so overall I think she's a nice girl

>> No.26338114

>>26337844
I don't follow her but on her debut stream she was called being EN ver Chloe

>> No.26338119

>>26337808
>Fischl and Keqing

>> No.26338163

>>26337844
Grey Fauna

>> No.26338190

>>26338119
holy kek I just noticed it

>> No.26338235
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>>26338082
>>26338114
>>26338163
Hmm. I don't think I want my wife to be around her. Okay. Time to suit up and make her disappear.

>> No.26338395

>>26338235
Sorry anon but she already took the permission from me, her actual husband to have this collab.

>> No.26338409
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26338409

>>26338395
MY WIFE. MINE

>> No.26338505

>>26338235
>>26338395
>>26338409
All me

>> No.26338809

I'm just hoping SEA schizos don't decide to come here because of this. Well, Zeta is not that popular compared to other IDs, so I think we're safe.

>> No.26339037
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26339037

It's starting. Show her your strength, Haachama.

>> No.26339059

startingu!

>> No.26339087

It's nice to have an eigo stream.

>> No.26339101

she does not sound like I expected at all...I though shed have a deeper voice...grey fauna...

>> No.26339119
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26339119

>she's going to eat Zeta
EAT ME INSTEAD! MEEEEEE

>> No.26339146

Bosschama

>> No.26339155

Hell yeah pride battle, submit to Chammers!

>> No.26339168

>bosschama
it's been ages since I heard that...

>> No.26339181

>I will make the rice

>> No.26339180

Damn, it's a shame I used this image earlier >>26335849

>> No.26339193

>>26339181
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26339215
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26339215

Based

>> No.26339220

>She just throwing the rice on the floor
Chammers please

>> No.26339256

>call me bosschama or you'll be foodstuff
Threateningchama...

>> No.26339261

Chammers... Mute your phone...

>> No.26339269

That was my call, sorry guys

>> No.26339286

>just asks about the trauma casually
BASED

>> No.26339287

>>26339269
That was zeta's phone loser, are you cheating on Chama?

>> No.26339303

>>26339181
abayo zeta....

>> No.26339332

>>26339287
NTA, but didn't Zeta call it a cute ringtone and say it was okay that it went off. And Chammers even was flustered over it. It was clearly Haachama's phone.

>> No.26339361
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>>26339181

>> No.26339362

>I can eat anything
Hmmm.... What about pepeloni?

>> No.26339363

>I wanna try it
That's what I've been waiting for... A piece of my thigh... FOR THE CHAMMERS

>> No.26339401

Both chammers and Zeta are ESLs, but Zeta sounds like a generic westerner trying to make a high-pitched anime voice even though she's an ID. But Chammers sounds like a cutie. Why is that the case?

>> No.26339436

>>26339401
>But Chammers sounds like a cutie. Why is that the case?
Australier, simple as

>> No.26339454

>>26339401
zeta just sounds like fauna from the little amount of fauna that I heard
also chama's aussie accent is just top tier

>> No.26339466
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26339466

It's gonna be burnt. Yes, burn it

>> No.26339487

I love how she says "ouch" not just when she's hurt, but as an exclamation.

>> No.26339508

>>26339401
I watched a bit of zeta's debut and I swear she didn't sound like this

>> No.26339510

>>26339487
>>26339401
She kind of sounds like a Kindergarten teacher reading a picture book to the kids. It's so cute.

>> No.26339535

>immediately blames Zeta for the fire
Based

>> No.26339539

>screams in fear
> "oh that alright~" right afterwards
kek

>> No.26339540

Oh nourrr

>> No.26339609

Chammers...

>> No.26339612

>I'm nearly forget Zeta
ULTRA BASED

>> No.26339639
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26339639

>blah blah blah
Love this dummy

>> No.26339674

>cooking date
>how are your feelings
CHAMMERS, STOP FLIRTING. YOU ARE MY WIFE

>> No.26339685

Potato AWAY!

>> No.26339700

how do you even say potato like that?

>> No.26339723

I'd like to note that despite English, and to a minor extent Japanese, being the languages spoke, more than half the chat is in some Indog language. What is their deal?

>> No.26339748
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>your dyin' that's okay
>I'm still livin'
GIGA BASED

>> No.26339769

chama is in an extra bullying mood today

>> No.26339782

HAACHAMA, STOP KISSING HER. YOU'RE MY WIFE. MINE!!!!!!!!!

>> No.26339826

>Paster

>> No.26339831

chicken pastur...

>> No.26339886
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>when we finish this maybe we can marry
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26339900

miko in shambles...

>> No.26339917

Haachama please... think of Migo... or better yet think of me...

>> No.26339945

Didn't she deny Ollie's marriage offer? But would marry zeta?
Ollie...

>> No.26339961
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>>26339945
She's just that amazing.

>> No.26340003

You can be my pastur man anytime Chammers

>> No.26340066

I'd like to imagine Haachama and Zeta throwing food to each other across an impossibly large gap. Sounds like a fun fanart idea

>> No.26340113

It's time to marry once they get two stars... We lost bros... She'll even cook for Zeta...

>> No.26340116

Chama is so aggressive today, shes not asking anymore...

>> No.26340143

Maybe that one anon is right. She needs to be mating pressed REALLY badly to straighten her out.

>> No.26340194

Is Zeta perpetually confused?

>> No.26340236

haachama is guilt tripping zeta holy kek

>> No.26340260

>>26340236
I will kneel if after this stream Zeta eat vegies

>> No.26340309

>>26339674
>>26339782
Keep seething Migo!

>> No.26340335

MARRYING TIME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26340402

Massachama going straight to the slavery route...

>> No.26340443
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Hey fellow Haatons. I'm just a regular poster here. Don't you think that Zeta is not a proper fit for Haachama? I personally think she should be with someone more on her wavelength. Have you ever heard of the elite chuuba named Sakura Miko? Hypothetically, I think she might fit the bill.

>> No.26340449

>>26339723
afaik she mostly streams in Indo

>> No.26340496

Zeta can you SHUT UP about being confused for one second?

>> No.26340512

>>26340443
Hmmmm.... You sound fishy anon but I agree

>> No.26340554

TWO TOUSAND IQ AND MAYBE A BIT MORE

>> No.26340555
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26340555

>chammers has 2000 IQ
SMARTCHAMA

>> No.26340557

>Minus zero IQ
NO ZETA YOU CAN'T DO THAT THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPL-

>> No.26340595

Last one.

>> No.26340636

>Trying to teach her 舎弟
Chama............

>> No.26340637

>after stream DMs
Oh no... OH NO

>> No.26340664

does it mean like a lackey or what?

>> No.26340689

You're telling me that Zeta can speak great Englisj and seemingly okayish Japanese, but she chooses to speak Indonesian most of the time?

>> No.26340709

>what am I doin' here?
chama?!

>> No.26340719

>>26340689
>Englisj
Fuck. Worst possible typo to make... Might as well end it now...

>> No.26340745

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1538114298899271683
another chama hologra?

>> No.26340765

For some reason, I am getting the feeling Zeta is going to talk mad shit about Haachama behind her back now.

>> No.26340767

>After stream secret
OHNONONONONO MIKO DON'T LOOK!

>> No.26340792
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>zetachamaturantula

>> No.26340808

>>26340765
anonchama...come on, she was nice and I think they played together very well
chammers seemed quite happy

>> No.26340874

I was really surprised by her eigo today though, it was very good, I pretty much understood all of it

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>>26340745
Nice. She seems to be participating more. I love it! Eat the bunny cunny this time, Chammers!

>> No.26340935

>>26340808
Yeah. I just felt that Zeta was feeling uncomfortable about how forceful she was being. I just assume the worst in IDs and ENs. Gomen.

>> No.26340946

>>26340745
>Begora and Chama
Subaru, where is the promised trial?

>> No.26341003

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1538115597279838208
Chammers...

>> No.26341011

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1538115597279838208
CUTE!

>> No.26341078

>>26341003
>>26341011
https://twitter.com/vestiazeta/status/1538115783611457537
Kek

>> No.26341220

>>26340767
>Iroha birthday
If Chammers not calling her we know what's she doing right now

>> No.26341297

>>26341220
iroha is the one calling, seems she's calling them in order? matuli, into meru into fubuki

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I know it's all fake, but I want to believe that at least once, just once, Miko lusted for Haachama and/or her roommate enough to masturbate.

>> No.26341594

ENTER CHAMMERS
at iroha's stream, reverse totsu

>> No.26341596

https://youtu.be/65cJv3TzyG8
CHAMA IN STREAM

>> No.26341634

This is a blonde I keep forgetting about and have literally never heard her voice before.

>> No.26341657

it's literally been 5 months since that elusive collab

>> No.26341682

>says Haato-senpai
>has a picture of Haachama
Who do you think you're talking to, Iroha?

>> No.26341740

that retarded fucking smile is cute
PLEASE PLAY MICRA TOGETHER YOU DUMB BLONDES

>> No.26341742
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NOOOO DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE!!!! STREAM AGAIN TODAY!!!!!

>> No.26341777

damn missed it

>> No.26341995

>>26341343
I genuinely don't think it's fake sometimes though, could just be me but many a true word is spoken in jest

>> No.26342342

>>26341995
It's possible that she hasn't been close with a man for a while or ever, so she gets lonely. And loneliness can make you start having feelings for the same sex. I suppose that could be the case, but if so, it would be something she only thinks about seriously occasionally and mostly does it because that's what everybody jokes about. Miko's fans need to do a better job saving her before she goes off the deep end...

>> No.26342817

>>26341995
PekoMiko rrat exists for a reason

>> No.26343024

>>26341995
>>26342342
The whole pekomiko rrat is about this anyway

>> No.26343047

>>26342817
>>26343024
But that's all it is, a rrat, I have seen no proof of anything.

>> No.26343160

>>26343047
No smoke without fire

>> No.26343218

>>26343160
And the "fire" are voices in a schizo's head coming up with random nonsense and spreading it.

>> No.26343347

im going to give Haachama 8 beautiful hafu children!

>> No.26343426

>>26343347
I wouldn't mind having 8 girls with her ngl

>> No.26343696

>>26343347
I can't believe I made this post but cannot remember.

>> No.26343843

I've never gotten a full rundown on the PekoMiko thing. All I know is what anons say about it, but I have no context as to why they think it happened.

>> No.26344007

>>26343843
there's nothing really to talk about but the qrd is that after Christmas of 2020 I think they suddenly stopped interacting at all, anons came with the rrat that miko confessed to pekora and that creeped pekora out hence why she's avoiding her, that's the rrat part at least
but miko did come out and say that they stopped it because the yuri shippers became too much
it's a done deal and it's been like that for a year and a half so there's no need to dwell

>> No.26344300

>>26344007
desu I want to see this happen to ChamaMiko, just curious if Miko could stop it like with Peko
thought I don't think it's possible, Chammers charms just too powerful

>> No.26344525

>>26344300
Miko has always like Haachama from long ago. Pekomiko imo is more like Haachama and Hoshikawa. They are irl friend and have great chemistry. So, people ship them. But Miko has always said Haachama is her oshi and the one she like the most

>> No.26344892

https://twitter.com/vestiazeta/status/1538116772968116225
I wonder what they did in private... Hmmmm...

>> No.26344956

If ChamaMiko has an off-collab, we'll find out how real the PekoMiko rrat was

>> No.26344977

>>26344892
Oh no...

>> No.26345166

>>26344956
Miko said on her previous member only stream she's planning to invite Haachama for date (lunch together) for real soon

>> No.26345194

>>26345166
really? oh that'd be real nice

>> No.26347171

https://twitter.com/KeenBiscuit/status/1538115487686701056
Oh no!

>> No.26347195

>>26347171
cute

>> No.26347624

>>26347171
Chama was actually pretty decent at this game

>> No.26348241

>>26343426
why only girls...? you're not going to do anything weird to them, are you?

>> No.26349494

do you think chama can read a analog clock?

>> No.26349711

>>26349494
Well she understand basic trigonometry to a certain degree so I can't see why she wouldn't be able to read an analog clock

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>> No.26352254

>>26349494
anonchama... Why wouldn't she be able to? Seems like a very random question

>> No.26352634

>>26352254
because most people chama's age can't read them

>> No.26352778

>>26352634
Source? If there's a study on this, link it. If its from your ass, fuck off.

>> No.26353012

>>26352634
kek imagine if this is true... Of course there is some truth to it but I don't think it's actually that bad

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>>26349494
Am I retarded to not know what the fuck is an analog clock kek

>> No.26354304

>>26354098
Minute hand hour hand clocks. You know, the circle one?

>> No.26354905

>>26354098
The tick tock tick tock kind of clock anon

>> No.26354979

>>26354304
>>26354905
I have always called that a house clock 2bh never knew it's actually called an analog clock

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>>26354098
Here's a bigger version of wizard chama

>> No.26355413

Home cock, analog cock. What kind a cock exists else?

>> No.26356220

>>26355413
Big Ben has a big cock

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26357452

I want to marry, have sex with, have kids with, and grow old with this girl.

>> No.26357741

>>26357452
Get away from my wife creep

>> No.26357852

>>26357741
But she is my wife

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>>26357741
>>26357852
All me btw

>> No.26358392

>>26348241
Oh no nothing of the sort, just I think that raising a girl with her is easier than a boy

>> No.26358562
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Catching up on the collab. I didn't even know this other girl existed until today lmao Her Aussie English is so cute as always

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>Haachama said she wanted to try human meat
IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE BOYS

>> No.26359646
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New Mago NSFW fanbox up based on this one.

>> No.26360357

>>26359646
why are the dicks always black... mago why

>> No.26361029

>>26358562
I'm genuinely so excited for tomorrow though, my dick is fucking READY

>> No.26361433

>>26359131
>Anon hacks off his own arm with a machete and mails it to Haachama

>> No.26362540

>>26359131
Its what I've been waiting for...

>> No.26363385

>>26360357
I know. It takes me out of it and often kills my boner. I don't know what he looks like. He either has a fetish for it or is a darker Jap.

>> No.26363882

>>26360357
I think most nip artists in general just draw them like that? Not necessarily for them to be black or anything like that, that's what "dark skinned" is to them
They draw black people and the black slim color in a more brown color than anything, or that's what I've seen at least

>> No.26363913

>>26363385
Well if he had yellow dicks his core base would be a bit pissed

>> No.26364189

>>26363882
have you seen magos fanboxes? the dicks are "black person brown". if you go to his fanbox one of the preview pics shows a dick

>> No.26365413

>>26364189
NTA but I never really considered them as black myself which is why I don't mind them of that makes sense, I kind of agree with him because when they want to draw black people they make sure you KNOW they're black, though I still don't know why mago draws them in that shade... A white one must be muh easier to color anyway or even something more shaded
But in general the dicks he draw are usually very low quality imo, as of they were just a passing thought he decided to add in the end

>> No.26366160

/hw/ unmedicated dick discussion
Next thread OP onegai

>> No.26366220

>>26366160
OP shouldn't make the thread until bump limit at least. And if you want it to come, make more posts.

>> No.26366307

>>26366220
Oh I know, was just suggesting the title

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>> No.26366763
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>>26366160
>>26366220
>>26366307
If OP did pick this next, then here is a suggested image, unless someone has a different one. But he tends to pick whatever he feels like.

>> No.26366795

>>26366720
She's so pretty bros...

>> No.26366850

>>26366720
He's got great fashion sense is what I'm going to say, that's a beautiful dress on her

>> No.26367104

>>26366720
I can just tell she smells so good in this, very sweet and floral... A whiff to make you drool, I love it

>> No.26367829

>>26359131
But you are a pig

>> No.26367925

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99118971
Could be a bit more well made but SEX regardless

>> No.26368327

>>26367925
>feet
>armpits
OH YES

>> No.26368393

>>26367925
https://files.catbox.moe/uryzom.mp3

>> No.26368739

>>26368393
Where did you get this audio? Is our bedroom bugged?

>> No.26369289

>>26368393
Unironically never fails to amuse me, I laughed my ass off when she said "nice meat" in today's collab too

>> No.26370024
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>>26368393

>> No.26370189

>>26368393
>>26370024
I love her so fucking much

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>> No.26372202

HAACHAMA BEAM

>> No.26372256

>>26372202
OH NO RUN CHAMMERS, URGE TO CORRECT....TOO STRONG!

>> No.26372282

bread baker?

>> No.26372617

>>26371709
CHAMA SO CUTE!

>> No.26372628

>page 11
oh no...bread baker anon tasukete

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