/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Confess

[Anonymous No.]

>>26165785
I can't stop jacking off to my oshi's roommate. Her tits are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

I know for certain that Salome's decline is only the beginning for her. Soon everyone is going to get bored of her and that she is just the flavor of the month. At least she got one milestone so that's something.

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/Become/ gave me gender dysphoria.

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>>26165785
I want to fuck Marine so much

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>>26165853
Noel?

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>>26167653
Her's are nice but I'm a little tiddy guy

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>>26165785
I was once listening to a stream of my oshi in the background while I was doing ERP with someone who was playing as another holo, I still feel a bit dirty about it.

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>>26165912
I should be happy for her success, but I just want to rub it in the shitposters' faces when she didn't actually become the Gura/Holo killer. Soon I will be able to.

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>>26165853
This post is literally me.

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>>26165785
I know the birthday of my oshi, but not that of my mother.

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>>26165785
I once spent more time than a normal person should looking into my oshi's past social accounts just to check out if she posted anything that showed off her boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an online class I've only showed up to once because everyone online has their required on webcam shown on a large tv in a full classroom on campus and I can't stand the idea of everyone staring at me while I'm in my room. It feels like a disgusting violation of my privacy and now I'm going to fail the class.

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>>26169253
No one even cares. And when there's so many webcams you just end up seeing like 5 out of X. Just don't pick your nose and don't show the crusty daki of your oshi behind you and you're good.

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>>26165785
you are the one who should be confessing, you unholy wench!

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It pains me to know that I unironically have met Sana irl around 5 years ago.

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>>26165785
The Hololive clippfag contest is nothing more than a corpo mandated headhunting gig, it's going to finish in the end of Vtuber clips as we know it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trans and I'm voice training so one day I can vtube and no one will know

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>>26169841
>no one will know
YWNBAW and your voice will never pass. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26169841
Are you passable?

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>>26169884
Too bad ur gay and I'm gonna fuck ur little man ass and play with ur nipples I'll make you cum deep drilling your prostate and I'll make you lick it off your naked sweaty body

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>>26169841
i wish you the best troon anon, dont let these useless faggots bring you down

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>>26169884
Normal reaction from a well-adjusted person

>>26169910
Not yet but probably some day

>>26170045
Thanks anon, you're cool. I hope you watch me some day and enjoy it

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>>26165785
I want to hear female vtubers tell stories of times they got spanked growing up

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>>26170081
>reddit spacing
Why am I not surprised?

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>>26170081
Sorry, nothing personal but i only watch 2view for grooming purposes. You can always watch me instead

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>>26169841
There isn't a single tranny that has a passing voice to anyone who isn't an npc.

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I make up shit to confess in these threads.
It's an addiction. I need help.

[Anonymous No.]

I just cancelled the membership I had for an indie chuubas since she opened them over a year ago. I feel fucking awful even though I haven't watched a stream in months and am unlikely to start watching her again

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>>26170955
I did the same a while back. Best way to cope is to remind yourself that she wouldn't give two fucks if it was the other way round. Don't pay whores unless they're actually providing unique and interesting content that's hard to find.

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I've written a 5.5k word fic on my Oshi about her taking a massive shit that fucks up a toilet.

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>>26173567
this, I cut my membership to a minor corpo vtuber that streams at a thousand years and then disappears until celebration dates and I don't regret anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26165785
i fucked your oshi

>>26165912
literally who?

>>26165916
only solution left is to kys

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>>26165785
I keep pretending to be a stand-in parent in a certain general to satiate my desire to be a parent. I am unable to bare children and every year it feels as though my baby envy grows. They seem to like it at least, but I can't help but feel like I'm acting in a manipulative manner.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody close to me lifted my Ricin cigarette and gave it to Sana's dog!

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>>26178241
Have you considered adopting a dog?

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>>26165785
no

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I wish marine just kill herself in her menhera arc because she ruined pekomiko

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>>26165785
I fucking HATE vtuber music!

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>>26165853
>>26168560
I made these posts.

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>>26183438
I have a dog and a cat but it doesn't fill the void. It has be a human I can take care of and watch grow. Something that fully understands me and what I'm saying, someone I can pass my life lessons down to.

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>>26165785
I've become addicted to ERPing as a woman getting raped. I need help

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>>26186712
The important question is: do you like to do it?

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>>26186808
I do, but it's starting to fuck with my mind.

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>>26187147
Please tell me about it since I've never entered that world

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>>26165785
I unironically believe that Hololive Moments is the peak of hololive clippers. They may have been bugmen, but the quality of these newer clipfags is just nowhere near.

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>>26170123
That's not reddit spacing, retard. It's normal separation between topic

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>>26169841
I hope you can get in as Hololive or Phase's own Debiru.

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>>26165853
I also can't stop jerking off to Matsuri

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I want to mating press kiara, impregnate her, start a family with her and take care of her and our 3 children

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>>26184258
You don't like them for being popular or for being sung by mediocre people?

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>>26165785
I have tried to be a Baerat since her debut but her mannerisms filter me every time. She also drags down collabs. Yet she lives rent free in my head. So I end up defending her despite agreeing with her antis to some extent, which I guess makes me one.
What do?

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>>26198839

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>>26165785
I think I hate women but I still talk to a couple on a daily basis

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>>26169253
Get a green screen or just hang up a clean sheet behind you

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>>26185117
once I have a teacher with this kind of situation, for her teaching is her enjoyment. best teacher I've had, maybe try the same thing ?

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>>26165785
I don't want to confess. But I want to pray. I want death and destruction to Hololive. Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

I regret all the time I spent on vtubers

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>>26203319
We all do anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26203319
Same

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obachan holo when

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>>26165785
I do not know how to do reps

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>>26165785
I don't like how menhera my oshi's general has become lately

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>>26203319
Same. I hate my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26205876
Why?

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>>26205983
She changed.

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>>26165785
I can't stop jacking off to okayu and her member asmr streams aren't helping

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>>26206142
based

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>>26206142
how are those ASMR? I don't watch Okayu to be honest

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>>26206200
It's not straight up joi/audio porn but she's very flirty on member streams + her sex voice makes me diamonds

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>>26206245
any specific stream that you recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

Back when I was skinnyfat 2 years ago I posted an image of me wearing thigh highs & skirt on /vg/

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>>26165785
I play the Asacoco BGM on my phone while I watch the morning news. I miss her bros....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid of advertising my stream so whenever I do stream it's always to 0 viewers

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>>26206859
Are you a cute girl?

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>>26206909
no

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>>26206919
Are you a girl?

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>>26206981
no

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>>26206991
I can save you

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>>26206648
Post it if you still have it

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>>26206909
No need to even be cute these days. Have you seen the kind of goblins that get showered in money?

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>>26207026
I don't, thankfully for my own embarrassment. I do wonder if any anons jacked off to it.

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>>26207926
I would have done it.

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I've always wondered if the few anons that do that "absolute state of HoSHITmatsi SuiSHIT, etc" line are trying to push it to become a thing. Don't see much success though, kinda feel bad for 'em.

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The thought that I'll never marry Noel's roommate actually, genuinely makes me hurt inside. Itr's not even because of her big ol' tiddies, it's how kind she is.

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>>26165785
I think my cousin is very hot i'd love her to be my wife as i know she also likes me, but it would gross out our entire family tree.

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>>26208742
Based. I feel the same towards both Noel and Choco. All I see nowadays is two very sweet, dorky and kind women. They showed me that even the biggest ewhores on the planet can actually be really cool and genuine people worth respecting.

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>>26206648
that exact sentence fits me too

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I still want Vox to dollify me and mindbreak me!

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a long time ago, i used to indulge myself in gfe frequently. my current oshi actively avoids gfe, which is ok but i miss the feeling of it and have been having thoughts of switching oshis in favor of one who actually does it, even if it's really minor. i feel guilty.

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>>26210945
I'm going through the same thing with my oshi, being single is something I would appreciate if she did but possibly she has reasons to avoid it (boyfriend or embarrassment).
doing oshihen just for that whim is very rogue in my opinion.

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>>26210521
What is the grace of this character? his deep voice?

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>>26213736
Do you mean what I personally like about him or what his general schtick is?

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>>26165785
I open other generals and look for my oshi's name and laugh at the antis. I never post though because that'd be missing the point of observing schizos in their natural habitats.

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>>26213941
His general schtick

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>>26165785
I want to marry my oshi’s roommate and give her all my support but i also want to do ungodly things with her that could risk having her which is a shame because she geniunely is so pure and innocent, i wouldn’t like it if i turned her into a slut..

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>>26165785
i barely defend my oshi against the schizos just to have some semblance of rationality

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I LARPed as a kfp member in /tkmr/ to give it more legitimacy.
I don’t feel guilty tho since everyone there was nice and cool

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>>26165785
I completely unironically, not as a joke, feel like shit because I'm not a young Japanese girl. If I was a young Japanese girl I could become a chuuba and maybe even join Nijisanji.
I often think about what kind of games and zatsudans I would do, what kind of jokes I would make, how I would interact with other chuubas, etc.

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>>26165785
I've started saying "ogey" like Pekora. It just comes out pretty much anytime I have nothing to say

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>>26216551
This but I don't want to be a girl or a chuuba, I just want to be a young japanese boy going through highschool, maybe even join a college.

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>>26216551
YWNBAW or Just learn japanese and larp as one, either way your solution is stop thinking that you can't do it. That is if you really want it.

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bump

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>>26214529
It’s definitely largely the deep voice— admittedly that was what first got me into him when he debuted and I’ve been watching ever since. He also just in general has a more dominant presence; he’s super commanding and dominating in his ASMRs and it’s so good. The other half of his schtick is being a demon lord from Sengoku Japan.

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I like deep voices, but my oshi reserves her deep voice exclusively for ara-ara shit. I blame the fact that she wanted to be a voice actress and that all of my vocal turn-ons are geared towards ambient things, which can't really be satisfied by acting them out. Also, holy shit are Anya's, Zeta's and Kaela's voices concentrated sex. That fucking
>You're throwing all your cards, big boy
will never not be sex.

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I really hate nijiniggers

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>>26208742
I know that sentiment, even if my own oshi wouldn't make that great of a wife. But I'd love to have however short and sweet a time we could have together before the crash and burn.

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>>26184153
where the fuck did this rrat come from

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I kind of wish my oshi turned out to have a boyfriend. I have been masturbating exclusively to my oshi, and have reached a point where pictures of other women have again started causing arousal, but after a year and a half, it doesn't seem quite right to suddenly quit without some kind of Event prompting it.

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I can't let it go.

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>>26165785
I genuinely enjoy ASMR but shit up the thread for no reason other than to ruin it for others.

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I've never listened to ASMR because the concept sounds gay and cringe and I'm afraid I will like it.

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bum

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I can't tell the difference between my oshi's roommate and her. I love the amalgam which is the individual that appears in anime girl form in my screen.

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>>26165785
I love my oshi, unironically

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>>26177736
i love your work

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>>26165785
I have an oshi for my brain, an oshi for my heart, and an oshi for my penis

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an exbeat

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>>26236895

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>>26203095
BASED

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>>26165785
I made an anti Kiara post and anons called me a cuckbeat, it still hurts

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>>26165785
I'm so tired. I'm just so tired of it all.

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I've stopped watching vtubers.
But I come here to larp and shitpost.

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>>26233875
Hey! that's an interesting concept

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>>26165785
It's a hot summer night here and I'm chillaxing by listening to some mellow ASMR, eating a piece of juicy watermelon, and taking a sip of this devilishly delicious ice-cold French tangerine liqueur I had lying around for some reason. Almost makes me forget the eye-watering amounts of money I lost in the stock/crypto markets lately. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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>>26240156
Sugoi.

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I've fallen for a lesbian again, in real life
Why is it so hard to find a girl when you're a sub?

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I wish I could feel the same excitement for my oshi like I used to.

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>>26206626
NTA but christmas stream is the best experience

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>>26165785
I'm extremely homophobic, I actually feel disgusted by anything gay, I'm unable to watch lesbian vtubers and even bi vtubers are a stretch, I need to REALLY like her personality to forgive her being bi and even then I still feel uncomfortable.
Honestly I don't know why lesbians and bi girls disgust me so much, it's completely subconscious, it's not like I'm actively trying to hate them, I just kinda do.

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>>26243037
I don't understand this at all. You like girls right? I'm sure you can think of a lot of different things you like about girls, physically, personality etc. Some girls like those same things in other girls. What is so wrong about that?

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>>26243124
I don't know, lesbians are just disgusting to me, that's just how my brain reacts, people don't think why they're disgusted of roaches for example, they just are.
And with bi girls just knowing they can be attracted to girls is enough to disgust me, but sometimes I can overlook it.

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>>26165785
Just when I thought I finally have found an EN chuuba I could call my oshi and settle with after years of chuuba hopping, I see myself doubting her authenticity after a massive schizo thread recently. Admittedly it's naive to think any entertainer would be 1:1 the same both in private and on stage, but I still struggle to think that she's the type of person to just toss away people for the sake of personal gain. After reading a bunch of comments that could be seen as either black or white, it's fair to say the truth is somewhere in the middle, but still enough to leave a bad taste in my mouth.

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>>26243623
You can't say that and not give me names Anon.

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>>26244215
sounds like fauna

[Anonymous No.]

Today I almost sent a super chat to a chuuba asking them to wish me a happy birthday but I decided that was too pathetic even for me. Only a couple internet friends and my mom messaged me today. I'm a 30 something wizard.

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>>26245368
I'm a 30 year old woman and I wish you a happy birthday anon.

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>>26245368
That's the one kind of request most chuubas are all too happy to comply with, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Pikamee's laugh is annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>26244421
Correct

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>>26245368
happy birthday anon!!

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>>26245368
Happy Birthday anon

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>>26245368
Happy birthday!!! Hope you had an awesome one!!

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>>26245368
Happy birthday, haganon.

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>>26246728
Why, what the fuck was in that thread that was so damning? She's an internet personality and her soft voice is cute to some.

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>>26165785
I fucking love Marine

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>>26245368
Just remember how much like a children's TV show it sounds when they wish you happy birthday and that should turn you away instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame not playing music because she's listening to Gura

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>>26245604
>>26246300
>>26246789
>>26247017
>>26249491
>>26249647
>>26250832
y-you too!

[Anonymous No.]

I think a lot about that time Mori touched Gura's face.

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>>26250425
>She's an internet personality and her soft voice is cute to some.
You're not wrong. Her voice is soothing and her streams very comfy. I was actually refering to her PL and the relationship to her old friends, specifically Shondo.

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>>26245368
Happy birthday. You want to see a picture of my male boobs to cheer you up?

[Anonymous No.]

since I can't fuck my oshi, I want to see someone else do it for me.

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>>26255505
Who?

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>>26255505
Reading into it more, people need to stop being so terminally online. Not going to defend anything, but if your only friends are on the internet, expect to get ghosted at some point. It can happen in real life too, but physical connection and actually going out and doing things with people is way different than sitting on the internet every night and playing games/watching some movies with goons is.

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>>26258499
I offer myself for this task.

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Bump

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>>26165785
Started, I don't know, hate watching I guess some chuuba that schizos were having meltdowns over here so that I could join in. Then she was a ball of love and sunshine and I fell in love with her, have been to every one of her streams since and gave her my membership virginity. I've never had an oshi but now I think I have one and it's because of 4chan schizos spamming shitty bait threads. Now I just feel awful interacting in her streams whatsoever because of the circumstances in which I found her, even if she doesn't know it's like I have a dirty secret.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont think Nijisanji needs to hire females anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I made a meme website about my favourite chuuba and now normies have gotten ahold of it.

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>>26262204
She happen to be orange?

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>>26255505
Meh. Those threads are literally Anon's gossip central. I can't take them seriously.
>"Oh my god sister, did you know A and B fought like 10 months ago? Well they made up but B is still hurt and is venting on Twotter RIGHT NOW."
>"Oh. My. God. A is such a bitch I always knew it sis. OMGGG"
>"And I heard she used B in the past. Can you believe it?"
>"No way sis!!!1!"

I literally can't take them seriously. It's all people looking to get outraged to gossip and gossip even more. The truth is out there and only they know it. If I took everything schizo gossip rrat this board says seriously I would fucking hate every vtuber, which is how those kind of people end up becoming giga schizo antis.

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>>26264307
might as well make money off of those normies with ads then

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>>26264307
Is it the "I miss Fauna" site?

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>>26265256
I like to thing that Ina looks so displeased in that gif because the porn animation has fat tiddies, which isn't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

I jerk to 2views while chatting with them

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>>26266097
that's nice

[Anonymous No.]

I archive all my oshi's streams but lately I don't quite feel the same as I used to. I feel like changing oshi but I don't want to stop archiving her streams.

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>>26165785
V-Tubers made me develop a mommy fetish.
>Pochi-mama isn't my absolute favorite, but I really like her and adore her (she also made the best Saya Endo doujin out there)
>After seeing that one drawing where she commented something like "this drawing is the closest that resembles the illustrator" or about it being her self-insert, I started imagining intimate moments with her "real self" like dating, massaging her tired back, and sex
>Eventually Reine gets her short haired look and casual outfit and it gives me super hard mommy impressions (even if she herself is a huge dork), I also love short hair so it was an easy way to win my heart
>Tell my friend about all of this and eventually we start RPing over Reine being my sexualized mommy and it evolves into including the other ID girls as well
>Over the course of several months I've slowly become more and more attracted to mommy type characters, more attracted to the idea of mommies, and share more such content with that friend leading to them calling me out on my mommy fetish
I used to be embarrassed and denied having such a fetish, but I've come around to accepting and embracing it. I think I was only ever embarrassed about it because I hate the word "daddy" and by association daddy kinks, and a mommy kink is just the inverse of that so it felt "dirty" and hypocritical by my own standards. The most dangerous thing will be if I start to become attracted to actual older women, I don't think I can handle being toyed with by a woman twice my age.
While I'm at it I should mention that I also want to NTR Reine by fucking Pochi-mama in front of her while she's embarrassed and wishing it was her, and make her clean her own mama out after I try to fill her womb. I just really want to fuck the dorky turkey and her dorky mama.

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>>26165785
I'm one of the few anons that try to seriously discuss Salome but everytime I see holo or niji fans making up excuses for something related to her and coping, I drop the serious discussions and resort to posting things to encourage more seething, without resorting to lies or groundless accusations.

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Korone is my oshi but I crank it to Okayu constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an irrational need to plow Fubuki.

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>>26165785
I actually unironically want a Yandere Tokino Sora to rape me.

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>>26267588
Understandable fetish, Anon.

Have a nice day.

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I'm a pngtuber entirely because my cartoon guy was similar enough to pngtubers/vtubers when they started being a thing and I just started trying to ride that wave as well.
I genuinely dislike 99% of vtubers and pngtubers.

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>>26267762
Too big

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I genuinely miss the Heavenly King era just for the way that they edited their content.
Mirai Akari pre-ENTUM was the peak of this and I miss it everyday.

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>>26269101
Coward.

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>>26245368
Happy possible late birthday.

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>>26269636
I'm not

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>>26165785
I don't watch Marine but I want to rest my head against her big cushiony ass

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>>26245368
Same as this anon >>26269715

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

I hate kobo, vox and salome
They bring nothing but normalfag, seaniggers and chinks to the board

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw my oshi doxx, I'm legit shaking rn, fuck you /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>26275552
take meds

[Anonymous No.]

I spend an inordinate amount of time at work coming up with witty (or "witty" as the case may very well be) responses to criticisms of my oshi. However, when I browse 4chan in the evening and run across a catalogue bait thread, I rarely end up actually replying despite having a ready answer.

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>>26275552
She had nice tits. Sorry for her loss.

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>>26275552
You mean the Pomu thread with some random /b/whore? That's not Pomu, sleep well anon, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>26165785
I recently subbed to a m*le vtuber.

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>>26165785
My girlfriend makes me dress up as Suisei and then fingers my butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>26264543
No she’s a loli 3-4view and streams on Twitch. Can probably figure it out if you know who she is already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26267588
Do you got the link of the art pocchi made that's the closest to her irl self?

[Anonymous No.]

I have switched oshi's.

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>>26165785
I'm waiting for my oshi to finish streaming so I can jerk it to those dox pics.

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>>26184258
suiseis songs are pretty good
towa's error cover is great
gura's covers is great
try it out again anon
marin's experimental music is also fine.

the rest is shit fuck all of you literally cant prove me wrong sorry fags i cant fucking hear your coping over suisei's mating songs (written for me)

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>>26165853
Pomu?

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>>26201546
think about this anon. if you were a woman youd hate men too. why? just think of your shittiest qualities and you will understand that some of them are common in men. same goes for women. what im trying to say here is that we are all retarded in our own special ways.

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>>26165785
I used to love tomboys and dark/edgy girls but now I can't get enough of super bubbly, girly women because of my oshi. She has literally rewired my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26224372
marine schizo getting desperate trying to see if anything sticks

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>>26245368
happy birthday nigga

[Anonymous No.]

i have finally dropped chuubas but i can't escape this god forsaken board

[Anonymous No.]

I live for this slimy ugly drama. I usually hate drama when it's retarded gossip like "omg sis they hate each other". It's just so pointless and boring

But drama like these nude leaks or Rushia's yab is the right ammount of spicy for me and I become a total dramawhore

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>>26165785
I want to have raw nasty sloppy sweaty aggressive carnal sex with marine.

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I just lost my job of almost 10 years that I've been wanting to quit forever and started applying to jobs in unrelated fields that I'm more interested in. What the hell are these online personality tests I'm having to take? Apparently I scored mid-tier as a reliable employee despite only ever calling out of work the past decade once when I was in an accident. Am I really not going to be considered for jobs because I chose "I prefer to finish tasks before starting new ones." over "I enjoy celebrating my coworkers achievements."?

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Fauna told me not to cry but I did anyways

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>>26297206
It's a way for HR to pretend they matter in the grand scheme of things. I fucking hate HR.

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>>26165785
It's a shame Korone and Okayu are dykes, otherwise they'd might make good waifus

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>>26297206
It's all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. An invention of HR to not seem that they are a bunch of useless masturbators.
What's your new field of interest?

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>>26297336
That's what I figured.

>>26297392
I was in the automotive field but I went back to college for computer science. The last job I applied to with the worst personality test was basic IT work. I also applied to warehouses because they're the only other jobs that pay decently around here that don't involve cars.

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>>26297717
There's so much work right now in IT that one rejection doesn't matters that much. Learn about some red flags to avoid, learn some green flags like doing an MIT free course and put it in your resume(just having the word MIT in it gives it priority over other resumes if they use bots for screening the CV's) and basically just keep applying. Don't undersell yourself since the industry is doing really good right now and you can ask for more than you think of even if it's basic IT stuff. Also if at one company HR has a stick up their ass just move on. You can apply anywhere thank to WFH being way more normal now.

Also companies should send your college some job offers to snag some interns or graduates. You should look that up. Good luck.

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>>26178386
I'm still mad this faggot survived

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>>26208594
whever they are I want them to know. I think it's pretty funny.

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>>26208594
I think that's the suischizo doing his usual thing, which is schizoing. I find it funny.

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I play both sides in Holo vs Niji tribalfaggotry. I pretend to be a unicorn and shit on VShojo, then make a thread about Holo talents being whores.
In fact, next time you see a low effort bait thread with flip flopping opinions in the replies, it's probably me.

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>>26303631
Figures

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I love Olivia because she's a fictional shy girl made and played by a real shy girl.
That said, I don't want more Olivia streams, just because Ollie's acted personas tend to wear out their welcome within one stream. I'm thankful that she didn't milk Olivia so hard her tits became concave, though.

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>>26197100
nta but i think all of it sounds so fucking overproduced yet all so samey.

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>>26288266
I've liked Council's original songs, surprisingly, along with Ina's. I fucking hate Mori's music though, mostly for creating a community that most likely never listened to rap or hip hop before and think her shit is a gift from God.

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I want vt tower to return because I am too socially awkward to ask for details on the world building thread, at least on tower I can just do whatever

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>>26288266
>suiseis songs are pretty good
Lol
Lmao even

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>>26169753
>it's going to finish in the end of Vtuber clips as we know it.
Is that really a bad thing?

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Niggers

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>>26165785
I like to imagine that those who post reaction faces or avatarfags are those characters and flirt with them

[Anonymous No.]

I want Pomu to graduate to teach Nijiniggers a lesson

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>>26322805
Wtf is your problem?

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>>26319832
in general i tend to sexualize anyone i argue with online the second they post some anime reaction image. even if they win the literal argument i still get a spiritual victory by busting a nut to them
im a registered sex offender btw

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I just jerked off to the Pomu leaks

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>>26327882
Based

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>>26322805
What lesson?

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I like Bae and her streams but I can't stand how she acts everytime she streams a horror game and start freaking out pausing the game or not moving the character while saying "eww" and doing those annoying sounds. If she almost freaks out everytime she plays a horror game, why does she force herself to keep playing it?

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>>26267696
to avoid lewding korone?

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>>26165785
I really miss fauna and ina

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>>26331881
This but only Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate that my 3view keeps streaming minecraft just for the numbers.

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>>26165785
I don't really watch vtubers anymore. Not even my chuuba unless it's a hyped collab or a karoake. I only regularly watch Holofightz and not even any of the offshoots. Just OP.

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>>26336554
I hope you find enjoyment in other things again, anon. DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU, btw.

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I fucking love hololive bro

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>>26338426
This but Towa

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>>26203319
Same, I wish I could quit them quickly and easily

[Anonymous No.]

I've never jacked off to Marine.

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>>26282191
Anonchama, do your archive reps

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I'm jacking off to Marine right now

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>>26329965
>>26323226
They made Rushia and Aloe graduated

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I haven't jacked off to nun Marine yet.

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>>26340550
>Rushia
That's a new rrat

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Pomu not canceling her stream like probably everyone would and being unphased by it has given me a lot of respect for her as a Holofag. I fucking KNEEL.

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>>26341964
>implying the nudes are actually hers
>implying she cares about what fags post on vt

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>>26342131
>implying that most would do a stream anyways after getting doxed and having dumbasses in chat talking about her alleged nudes

[Anonymous No.]

Femboys keep hitting on me and i kind of want to fuck them because I'm sexually frustrated but i know i would feel like shit when postnut clarity hits me

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>>26336554
Stackbro i miss you man i hope you've been well, youreone of my fab ritual posters

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>>26341964
>>26342131
>>26342192
>implying she didn't compartmentalize and shrug off any discomfort helping a bunch of anons masturbate would've brought her the moment she decided jerking /b/tards off was an action worth undertaking

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>>26342640
>Implying she hasn't encouraged her own fanbase to jerk it to her lewds already.
>"Not a sin to masterbate to me"- Pomu

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>>26165785
suipiss project but with matsuri

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I like it when Matsuri screams.

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>>26245368
Late but happy birthday motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kill myself but I know that it will make things worse and will probably make my parents split so I'm just continuing on with no real sense of drive / waiting to be finally be pushed over the edge. I'm 23

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>>26342249
I also went through that at the beginning but over time I had no choice but to accept having that fetish instead of continuing torturing myself, I suggest you do the same.

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>>26345313
How strong is the desire to die being so young?
try to find motivation, learning languages, learning to play instruments, even a job (if you don't have one)

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>>26346094
NTA but the desire to die has nothing to do with age and has everything to do with how shit your life is

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>>26165785
Despite frequenting this board from its inception, i still don't have a oshi.

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>>26346274
that's pretty good, having oshi can be both a blessing and a curse...

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>>26165785
I don't care what any vtuber did a decade ago. A decade ago I was getting into fights, shoplifting on the daily, and getting arrested for being a general fuck-up. Now I'm the main breadwinner for a family of 4, and we live pretty comfortably.
Anybody getting uppity about what somebody was doing a decade ago should think about how retarded they were 10~15 years ago.

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>>26169841
Best of luck to ya, really

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>>26169841
There's trans vtubers who have a pretty "decent" following. At least enough to live off and make some savings. I hope you make it anon and have a long, happy life.

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I was diggin through my old backup, it has stuff from when I was in middle school.
14 year old me took a screenshot of that. Things didn't get better.

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>>26165785
I hate Amelia Watson

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I like to look up doxxpics just to sate my own curiosity about V-Tubers

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>>26346501
ALL OUT WHORE LMAO

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>>26165785
I want Pomu to graduate so bad, they took aloe from us, its time for revenge.

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I don’t watch any vtubers because I’m homophobic.

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>>26169841
Kys gross faggot

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>>26355357
Meds

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>>26165785
I pushed a hobo off the concrete stairs. There wasn't anyone there to witness it, no cctv either. I wore a black hoodie so I'm certain he didn't even catch a glimpse of my face. Like a hobo would go to the police anyways. I got away with it, but for some reason I feel guilt mounting up and eating me away

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>>26357186
You are a terrible person.

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>>26342249
If I was a femboy I'd hit on you constantly just to make it worse

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>>26165785
the worst consequence imo of that Pomu doxx is that I can't post threads praising her anymore without those getting deleted immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my oshi so much I dedicate prayer and spells in the hopes it will help with her difficulties IRL.

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>>26169253
Literally me

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>>26359348
>spells
Witchcraft doesn't exist

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>>26355271
Please Graduate!

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>>26361988
Excuse you. I only dabble in esoteric tantric spellcraft and consorting with the divinity of the local woods, none of that menstruation witchcraft shit.

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>>26243037
Based. I’m not watching any vtubers .org anime currently cuz they’re all fag shit. Nuke japan

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>>26346501
Okay. Bet you don't say this about ex-Nazi prison guards though, lol. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know. I don't care. My life is leaking throught my finger. I did nothing of value for 30 years...
I dont even enjoy games or movies. I want to do so many things that i end doing nothing and staring in random YT videos for whole day

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>>26165785
People sometimes shit on my oshi because she suffers from mouth ulcers and I can't even bring myself to wish they would actually get them for once to experience how painful this shit is. Fuck you anons