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>>26110228Faunatoro
>>26110228Please don't squeeb me, Faunatoro!
>>26110228Why is white?
Hey saplings, why is your Oshi so stupidly cute?
When will you people realize that Fauna isn't who she says she is? She's fake and manipulative and a complete psychopath behind the scenes. I went to high school with her and she used to trap me in the changing room after PE then force me to strip naked and do all kinds of humiliating things. You will never know what it's like to have Fauna violate your holes with her cold, probing fingers. You will never know the pain of a long, uncut fingernail inserted into your urethra. You will never know the humiliation of being forced to kiss another person's feet before they step on your head. You will never know how cruel the insults she whispers in your ear can be. You bastards know nothing.
I love Ina!
Machoke is 4'11. Its as tall as Amelia Watson y'all, thats crazy. When i was a little kid and leveled my Machoke up, i thought it was like 5'11-6'02 but no, its a fucking dwarf
>It's like an all out war lolWhy does Fauna want to destroy Rust for everyone???
>>26111030The Tyler1 of Pokemon. Down to the head shape.
>>26111030>4'11IMAGINE
>>26110852Fuck off Nemu
I discovered Fauna was cute, I'm in love
>>26110228>fauna mogging the shit out of kanae tonightzhangs must be devastated
>>26110852
rrat
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
Fauna gaming
>>26111030>96cm tall>43 kgPokemon are just reall small you know
>>26110228uuuuuuuuuuu
being the last post in a thread is not an accomplishment
I miss Smol Ame
>>26111048She'll be streaming today!
>>26110852Nemu why are you such a lying whore?
>>26110228Please bully me, Faunatoro
I love Mori!
What is Fauna building?
>>26111043it is better for the rust arc to go out in a blaze of glory then the tepid mediocrity it would otherwise be.
>>26111078It can still easily man-handle you, so there's no point in that.
Will this be a good thread anon?
>>26110852H-hot
A mysterious being that resembles a shark
Mori wants to play Rust
>>26111240WITH THE FRIZZ?NO WAY!
>It's just like skyrim
There is nonzero chance that in six hours Mori will announce that one of the guest in her live is Gura AND that that means Gura will go to Japan for few weeks. I'd like to imagine state of the thread.
ITS LIKE SKYRIM
>>26110852>You will never know what it's like to have Fauna violate your holes with her cold, probing fingerswhy live?
This thread will be better.
Matsuri is cute!
just like skyrim
TELL ME YOUR RELATION TO TODD HOWARD NOW TREE WOMAN
>>26111265Baffling post.
>>26111240Let me check
Well, it looks like an anon's tranny radar is broken. May he find a cute girlfriend (male).
>>26111237Yeah but what if it's M?
>>26111265>AND that that means Gura will go to Japan for few weeks
>>26111247Yeah, mine
I LOVE SKYRIM
>>26111257
>>26111267I wonder who sold her that watamelon
Lapchan my daughter
>>26111297God I love her so much
>>26111265This is a good post
>>26111251>trash holo>wants to play trash gamenot surprising
>>26110228
Fauna does not have autism and you all are being silly. She's being exceptionally cute with her Minecraft gaming while berating her chat for reminding her that it's 2022 and people are still wondering what the fox says even though she's always on the nostalgia train like most of you old folks. Also bold of you to assume that she has any kind of idea of what she wants to do in Minecraft and isn't just winging it despite not knowing how to fly. And you know what, she's having a really good time and that's all that matters in the end, since a happy Fauna makes a happy viewer and a super happy Sapling.https://youtu.be/y_5rE1h07FUKaela's chill as hell Minecraft stream with her building down into more areas to create her unlimited minetrack works is still ongoing right at this very minute. Her voice is so amazingly calming that the instant you hear her talk, you instantly forget just how absolutely insane she can be at times. Like one second she's humming to herself and the next second she's letting her fake laughter rip as loud as it can. It's wonderful. Kaela is wonderful. God bless her soul.https://youtu.be/033YcJUlQYYForget about that last APEX stream /hlgg/, this is the new APEX stream, starring a completely sane and calm Astel who believes Apex to be a very FUN game that he's having a lot of FUN playing. He has once again crawled out of Plat IV and is doing his best with his Plat III border to obtain as many points as he can with these incoming matches and hopefully not sink back into despair once more. Please give Astel your prayers.https://youtu.be/fhHwQ3IBn2w>Songs released todayShion and Gura released another cover song today! They sang Platinum Disco, which was obviously going to happen after they sang Renai Circulation together. You should already know how this song sounds so you can totally sing along with them as they have incredibly cute singing voices that compliment each other. It's a good listen to so make sure to go give it tons of streams if you haven't yet.https://youtu.be/aFRbb1pyn5MAZKi captured and tamed a cute funny fennec named Polka and now you've got the two of them singing this cover of the song AKIBA-POP! Two genki and cute singers being cute and genki singing an upbeat song is the perfect remedy some of you need to change your angry minds into happy minds. If you're feeling down or pissed, give this song a good listen and your day will brighten up instantly, guaranteed.https://youtu.be/7-kPeaRQKsg
>>26111325>>26111330Moot?
>>26111255CRUISIN THROUGH THE CATALOG YOU'RE RELAXIN FEELING GOODNEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE SAYING "AH-AH-AH YAGOOOOOOO"
biggf ace
>>26111258I hope that fox can escape Fauna's sex chamber, I'm rooting for the little dude
>>26111325>>26111330MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>26111297
>>26111313This goob is the best thing to come out of the covers
>>26111325MOOOOOOOT
>>26111325>>26111330MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>26111265I thought anons settled it’s gonna be milky since she was also teasing 3D?
>>26111257KEK
>>26111325>>26111330moot...
>>26111295>take off Fauna’s head>it was a mask with a voice changer all along>Fauna is Todd Howard
What LL mods do you think Fauna uses?
>>26111325>>26111330MOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>26111343Based
>>26111265I'll have a hit of that hopium.
>>26111265I'd say there's about a 100% chance Gura is in the concert, but the "visiting japan" part is an extremely slim bet. I'd be excited though.
>>26111350Right here, Friend!
>>26111350Right here friend
>>26111251AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26111325>>26111330NANI???
>>26111257kek
Fauna should me Fargoth
>>26111265>There is nonzero chance that in six hours Mori will announce that one of the guest in her live is Guraprobably>that that means Gura will go to Japan for few weeks.no
>>26111325>>26111330Wtf chimken bring fauna back
>>26111325Oh no...
>>26111297wholesome!
>>26110852Shondo...
>>26111325>>26111330great website moot
>>26111350Excuse me but what was that talk about wanting anons to fuck you, last thread?
>>26111295She needs his approval to marry Gura
>>26111257MY SIDES
>>26111330>>26111325cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwJ4wjkbzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwJ4wjkbzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwJ4wjkbzk
I'm starting to worry that Fauna won't love me unless I become an elf.
>>26110056this one too
>>26111405make me
>>26111257I love making fun of the mentally ill
>>26111370I thought milky was already 3D, or do you mean a new model
I want to have sex with Towa
>>26111325>>26111330HIROOOOOFIX YOUR SITE
>>26111436there is a solution, anon
>>26111436elves are the best girls
>>26111436I have to /become/ if I want Fauna to notice me
>>26111366AME PLEASE STREAM I NEED YOU
>>26111436Fauna loves eggs more than elves
>>26111265Gura would have to move in the sewers to avoid jap schizos
>>26110988Love Ina!
>>26111343Poor Reine...
>>26111265Prepare yourself for this to happen lol
>>26111448Rape it is
>>26111482perfect, she would be at home there
>>26111265>anyone visiting japanlollmao even
>>26111257B-B-B-B-B-B-BASED
>>26111375All of themHer Skyrim probably crashes constantly and runs at 10 fps when she plays off stream
>>26111297lol
>>26111486holy fuckign sex
Are WE watching the Bae/Roberu collab?
>>26111421I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>26111480Isn't she going on an ever bigger break in 1 week and a half?
>>26111497Mori deserves it.
>>26110988hm2
>>26111366lmao
>>26111370Literally nobody said that?
Kiara
>>26111486sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqZj9pmmt8gHolos for this feel?
This is actually some big brain shit, FaunaIt's literally like Ina's instead of not as convoluted
>>26111486God I NEED to empty my balls into Bae.
>>26111533Huh? Gura is the one getting the frame
>>26111522Damn lying brat.
>>26111541LMAO
>>26111436It's okay anon, elves are only knife-eared subhumans in real life. In Holoverse they're based.
>>26111522stop trying to make the thread horny, first warning
>still no valley girl Mori and Tiche artI'm disappointed in this world
>>26111390No way Gura is going to Japan when we know another member is struggling with bday prep because she's unable to go
you WILL enjoy male vtubersyou WILL enjoy male ENs in hololiveyou WILL enjoy the EN girls regularly collabing with the male ENsand most of all, you WILL be happy.
>>26111257HOLY SHIT
I miss Ame so much! Takos seriously don’t know how good they have it…
>>26111497Mori's gonna free her
>>26111482Hey, I now Mori place is not the best but calling is sewers is bit too much.
>>26111522Don't play fool with me >>26105928
>>26111565luna
I miss ame...
>>26111592Go back to being dead
>twitch
>twitch has no entertainment valuespot on, fauna
>>26111603
God damn Fauna suffers from the same brain damage as Ame.
Is that whore streaming again?
>>26111265>Gura will go to Japan for few weeks
Why twitch? What the fuck is wrong with you Fauna?
Fauna is the real gamer of EN
>>26111590Shark is more powerful though
>>26111580>Elves>real lifeAnon...
>>26111551
>>26111257This is truly wonderful, anon.
I hate it but I get it. She won't feel pressure to entertain because the vod is going to disappear and won't shit up her actual youtube.
>>26111592>you WILL enjoy male vtubers>you WILL enjoy male ENs in hololiveI would watch roberu over most of the girls if I spoke Japanese
>>26111257is that picture actually one of the discord fags that said they were anti'ing holoEN because their life sucks because they're crippled?
I HATE TWITCHI HATE TWITCHI HATE TWITCH
youtubefags immediately triggered. lmao nice work fauna
>>26111257Holy fucking kek
>>26111319>>26111351>>26111373>>26111398>>26111422>>26111453>>26111508>>26111538>>26111556>>26111596>>26111602>>26111625>>26111662>>26111670>>26111683I don't remember asking you to reply to my post, but feel free to point out where I did. When you're unable to, go back to your split
>>26111645Sana and Ina are better than Fauna at platformersAme is better than Fauna at FPSGura is better than Fauna at rhythm gamesKiara is better than Fauna at JRPGs
>>26111297Fake>>26111366Real
just camback from a camp trip>missed shion x gura>kanata beating her meat again>chloe 3d>peko comback>takamori collab>kiara new outfit>ayame comback>ayame friend comeback>mori ebating melania>marine x koyo horny stream>luna coments on the new mh traile>mumei comebackim never going camping again.
>>26111486Going around half naked like that is so disrespectful...damn bratty rat....come here.
>>26111647Yeah, in stench.
>>26111642So repetitive content does not hurt her in the algorithm
>>26111521I'll watch it if it's not apex.
Did they really ask the creator of Optifine and the creator of complementary shaders for permissions to stream using their mods?
>>26111664>shit up her actual youtubebut this is the part I don't get. how is fauna playing a game shitting it up? thats the exact kind of content I would want to watch
who does fauna watch on twitch?
Nice of Fauna to announce that she's not worth supporting.
>>26111257holy shit lmao
>>26111693reply to this bitch
Now she needs a TikTok
>>26111497Eyy hoocha Mario man jump into my frame, sha-ha-ha-hark!
>>26111693
>>26111708yes
>>26111694>Sana and Ina are better than Fauna at platformersNigger Fauna wiped the floor with literally everyone in Ultimate Chicken Horse
>>26111642She contracted the "hide from audience" brain disease from Ame.
>>26111708makes sense, you never know if these mods/shaders are made by a CCP bug.
>>26111592I kinda like the luxiem interactions outside of the homobaits
>>26111257k-k-kinooooooooo
>>26111642Twitch is good for streams that nobody is ever going to care about rewatching, like 400 hours of valorant or whateverOtherwise they just fill up the youtube channel with garbage and hurt it in the algorithm
>I HATE TWITCH!>I HATE TWITCH!>I HATE TWITCH!
I love minecrafthttps://twitter.com/notch/status/1536823254261936130
>Gets a twitch channel>Makes sure to ask for a short name unlike the ones the other Hololive members have>Doesn't use it anyways
>>26111698Please go camping more
Fauna please don't do this, please for the love of god don't do this
I missed the part where that's my problem /hlgg/.
>>26111698>missed shion x gurawanst good>kanata beating her meat againwas good>chloe 3dwasnt good>peko combackmediocre>takamori collabwas good>kiara new outfitwas good>ayame combacknobody cared>ayame friend comebacknobody cared>mori ebating melanianobody cared>marine x koyo horny streamwas cringe>luna coments on the new mh trailewas good>mumei comebacknobody cared
>>26111693that's not your post nigger
>>26111592whos this indie
Fauna is just mining concrete
>>26111747Oh yeah, there was a Chinese modding community in minecraft, almost forgot about that
>>26111759what is this
>>26111698did you get lost?
>>26111590Cover has no incentive to help Kiara whereas they have every reason to get Gura and Calli together for a live show.
>>26111257holy shit my sides
>>26111265>that means Gura will go to Japan for few weeks
>>26111708the real crime is using forge (optifine) at all in current year
>>26111709Big streamers having secondary channels where they just stream with 10% their usual effort isn't a novel concept
>>26111486UWAAAAAAAAAAH streaking rat
>I'm an extremely insecure woman that sometimes wants you to go through hoops in order to watch me just because I need confirmation that you actually care about me because the membership and showing up for every stream and the donations aren't good enough.Name the EN(s).
>>26111497>>26111607just imagine Goomba popping up as a frame and then escaping as her actual 3Dholy kino
>>26111708Mod makers and the like are the biggest drama queens in video games, it's dumb but it kinda makes sense.
>>26111759Go back.
>>26111817all my homies are using fabric + sodium + iris now fr fr
>>26111766that isnt the creator of minecraft aka gura's favorite vocaloid
wait you guys missed all of gura's tier 3 twitch streams?
>>26111734>1 game that she played a lot in the past means she's better overall!Nigger, Sana got through some Celeste B sides. Until Fauna can actually show she's good at games she's playing for the 1st time I won't be convinced she's better than Sana
>>26111257my sides
was that a dig at Sana KEK
>>26111832now I want this to actually happen
>>26111831Membership means nothing now that gifting is rolling out
>>26111705Then she can just do unarchived getting over it runs and just upload the successful runs?
>>26111831You talking about me?
>>26111766Go back
>>26111265Imagine the seething from Kiara when that happens KEK
>>26111486This guy should hurry up and just draw full blown Bae porn at this rate.
>>26111831Your mom
>>26111729I hate that I keep hearing Chris Pratt says this.
>>26110852When did Eddy start posting here?
>>26111843kek'd
>>26111842Ame beat it faster while doing some B sides too
>>26111838yeah, I wonder if holos will ever catch up
>>26111698Camping is cool
>>26111831are you talking about me?
>>26111486I am sex
was fauna the brother figure streamer all along?
>>26111708The rights to Minecraft mods and texture packs belong to Microsoft. They don't need extra permissions, only from Mojang.
>>26111885Ame absolutely didn't do B sides, she just unlocked them
>another stream of this retarded fish game instead of WWEFUCK
>>26111698>missed shion x guravery good>kanata beating her meat againnobody cared>chloe 3dgood>peko combackmediocre>takamori collabwasn't good>kiara new outfitnobody cared>ayame combackgood>ayame friend comebackshe didn't>mori ebating melanianobody cared>marine x koyo horny streamgood>luna coments on the new mh trailewas good>mumei comebackvery good
>>26111873Chris Pratt is Gura?
>>26111860Its already rolled out and everyone that doesn't want gifted memberships has already disabled it
>>26111265More likely to be one of her real friend right?
>Fauna talking herself out of doing a twitch streamgood job Fauna
>>26111265>There is nonzero chance that in six hours Mori will announce that one of the guest in her live is Gura100% chance>AND that that means Gura will go to Japan for few weeks.0% chance
Having an alternate channel only makes sense if you stream a shitton, instead of just doing one stream a day
I just realized that you could represent KFP as 50 years old man grooming Kiara and it would fit perfectly
>>26111901most retarded post ITT
>>26111906*they can't disable it, they just nicely asked their viewers to not do it
>>26111257LmaoGura antis are absolutely pathetic
On no, fauna will play Rust on twitch
>>26111869https://files.catbox.moe/caqid0.jpg
>>26111932not me
>>26111901>kiara new outfitnobody caredBASED
>>26111882i'd love it if the real eddie started harassing the niji threads. that would be kino.
>>26111902Look at the schedule, retard.
>>26111935What? They can absolutely disable it
>>26111257This is the type of content that i come here everyday for
>>26111896Try explaining this to Japs.
>>26111935They can, Mumei did it
>>26111922Seethe more Takamorinigger. Enjoy your shitty VR 3D birthday live lmao
>>26111906Nah you can't disable it. It's just still a beta feature
>>26111944rrat milk NOW
>>26111869
>>26111265All these replies means you're on to something
>>26111265Remember when Gura went house hunting for 2 weeks? She wasn't house hunting, she was in Japan but wanted to keep it a secret. She recorded multiple things including Mori's live, something for her birthday, songs and more.
>>26111901>>26111949>1 minutethis is getting boring
Why are deadbeats sperging out about Kiara again?
>>26111551cute
>>26111869>>26111486https://litter.catbox.moe/smegys.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/mosq1k.png
>that schizo vocarooAre there any other crazy schizophrenic rants that have been particularly funny recently
>>26111757I'm not an algorithm bot so break it down for me. How would streaming multiple of the same game hurt her in algorithm and views on her channel?
>>26111486>There's an uncensored version up on his patreonPOST IT
>>26111780Most homo anon ITT
>>26112001>deadbeats
>>26111350Right here, friend! Watching Kaela and Fauna. Wish Fauna wasn't so indecisive and would stop overthinking every single decision she faces. Also hope Ame will play some Minecraft this week too.
>>26111996
>>26111956It’s only gonna be like an hour and a half of it which kinda sucks
>>26111944one titty nipple doesn't make it porn
>>26111984>>26111963probably a threadreader who's not up to date. Probably read all the doomposting about them not able to disalbe it
>>26111988Rent free.
>>26111708There was an incident in JP where the creator of a JP amogus translation mod threw a massive bitchfit about VTubers using the mod "without permission" so now they play it safe.
>>26112005SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>26111905>Gura is voiced by Chris Pratt>Kiara is voiced by Chris PrattTHEY ARE
>>26111956for what, to see that there's going to be a 2 hour long stream and that's it? tonight's fish game is going to be 3h+
>>26111944bruh
>>26111940Discount hotwheels wishes he could be half as cringe and pathetic as your average Pink and Orange schizophrenic
>>26111847Meimei a cute!
>>26112005>smegysmorboomgerysqueeb
>>26112005>smegyS
>>26112005>smegrys.png
>>26111976they implement that concept themselves though, Cover automatically has rights to all hololive fanart and can use it in their content without asking the author
>>26111984>>26112030
>>26111906anon you're an idiot half of EN still doesn't even have the option
>>26112005wow jiminy crickets she just looks so excited to be naked
>>26112039all those individual mod permission autism makes holos playing modpacks a pipe dream...
How do we convince Kiara to visit Indonesia so she can hang out with holos that not only really like her but also are in heavily parasocial relationships and have habit of regularly having sex with each other?
>>26112005UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26112005>smegrys
>>26112005HOT
>>26112014If you spam the same content a bunch and it gets lower viewers than your other content, the algorithm takes this as a sign your content is getting less interesting and recommends you less
So what's Kiara's excuse for her bday when Gura was able to fly to Japan for Mori's concert?
>>26111984She didn’t disable it. Hoomans are a cult that obeys her every command, so only a handful of discordniggers are the only ones who gift.
>>26112014I'm also not a robot, but if I were to guess:>person streams (X) a certain number of times>Algo classifies you as (X) streamer>Algo puts you into the recommendations of people who enjoy (X), but as such, cut you out of other recommendations for people who do not have a preference for (X)>the Algo incentivizes consistency, so if you break out of (X), it will not put you back into "Variety" but will instead just stop putting you into (X) fan recommendations
>fauna streaming>everyone thirsting over the rat
>>26112027>>26112051If she actually did the characters thats plenty of room for matches
>>26112005Alright you win, I will fap to the red rrat Holo instead of the red zombie holo for today
>>26111988Mate, like Guraschizoxs legs, this isn't gonna work.
Have you ever built a lighthouse in Minecraft?
>>26112119Yes
>>26111497They already have the 3D models. Why would they use the frame?
>>26112005>smegysDo IRyStocrats REALLY?!
>>26112109They hate each other
>>26112139The frame is kino
>>26111265Gura will not go to Japan. She'll record her part and they'll splice it in with Mori's footage. Just because it is called a "Live" does not mean any or all of it is actually live especially when they have the option to use prerecorded footage to avoid issues.
>>26112005SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>26112005cute face
>>26112096>ConvinceKiara already wants to go to Bali with Reine.
>>26112119>thirsting over someone who is doing 2 homo collabs in a single weekroru roru
>>26112105Most of Council aren't even capable, interested or professional enough to actually stream more than a couple of times a week.
>>26111809Prioritizing singular members of a whole gen to go to Japan will be an even bigger shitshow than Mori doing a 3D debut without Myth
>>26112137I always end up going full dorf, unfortunatelyAbove-ground buildings were never my thing
>>26112119>ywn report Fauna to HR for dress code violations
>>26111963
>Fauna about to start a twitch accountIll remove my membership, i could accept being a cuck for 1 chuba but a twitchwhore i can't.
>>26112043voiced by chris pratt?
>>26112119I'm busy writing smut about taur Fauna.
>>26112005i really need to have my cock inside this rrat holes.
Look how cute she would be if she was white
>>26112005hakos baelz but real
>>26112005UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>26112137one time my friend built a lighthouse where I didn't like it so I moved it just a little bit by making a copy
>>26112152why does gura hate japanese people?
>>26112137Does dirt pillar with torches at top counts?
>>26112189The good kind of autism
>>26112119Fauna is not sexy at all
>>26112119Bae is dead to me.
>>26112184IRyS is white, WHIIITE
>>26112127Takamori? I agree, it doesn't work.
>>26112184they actually made irys's face look cutegive this guy a medal
>>26112152Can't wait to see your cope once she's there in person with Mori.
wawa
>>26112137Yes, every time I play.
>>26112189Did you tell him, or has he spent the rest of his life thinking he's been Mandela Effect'd in fucking Minecraft?
>>26112204
>>26112191They eat shark and love lolis, she wouldn't last five minutes in Japan before she gets kidnapped.
>>26112119
>>26112184I fucking love boba guys
>Gura leaving her homeLMAO
>>26112184white IRyS doesn't exist, no matter how much you or she pushes it
>>26112137I did actually
>>26112119Bae cute and sex
>>26112189genius
ok so does peko just get admin powers to spawn in TNT now or is ppp really that good? even then you'd need SO much sand
>>26112225Do deadbeats really?
>>26112249
>>26112166Well maybe the other members should start carrying their weight.
>>26112260This server has been up for three fucking years, anon
Why is hololive exclusive to Youtube and why are most indies on Twitch?
>>26112260what do you think she did on her month off?
>>26112231cuuuute
>>26112267
>>26112250Gura only leaves her home for sex tourism.
>>26112076Good, very good, now try explaining that it can go both ways.
>>26112161Maybe she should do it like your oshi and do all her male collabs off stream instead.
>>26112279hololive made a deal with the devil (susan)
>>26112292>sex tourismwhat is that
>>26112279neither of these are correct
>>26112166There's no shitshow, western fans are teethless.
Fauna should place a chest in the apple with a bunch of golden apples.
>>26112291
>>26112189No but my oshi built one!
>>26112279Hololive is a Japanese company and the Japs don't really used twitch
>>26112285me
>>26112222No, that would be your marriage kek
I just woke up, please don't make me masturbate to Bae this early
>>26112279If you make it on youtube you have a biger reach than twitch.indies goe to twitch to get easier small numebrs.
>>26112238She's like Nene, all the elements for being sexy are there but it's just impossible to see her that way after watching her streams
>>26112260Haven't they obliterated multiple deserts just to make map art on the JP server
Imagine a world without bait
I now understand why Kiara is so obsessed with PomyGirls that are shorter than you just gain a ton of cute points, like seriously once you realize it tall girls lose their appeal, girls smaller than you are the absolute optimum and Kiara obviously understands it
>>26112279its easier to grow on twitch or that's what I have heard at least
>>26112292>sex tourism The destination? Me.
>>26112317based
>>26112310
>>26110228Did anyone notice that the second hololive alternative trailer keep changing their thumbnail .I saw Gura at first then Watson and finally Suisei today,its pretty cool
>>26112292Well then it's a good thing she was going to see Mori
Why is Mumei teaching hoomans how to hold my penis later?
>Trust the processI'm tired Wobby...
>>26112302British dick
>>26112339
>>26112338same as the first one
>>26112225I'll be pleasantly surprised and happy for them. Unlike the shitposters here I don't take everything to the extreme and sperg out when I am wrong.
>>26112338yes, they announced on twitter that they would be rotating the thumbnail daily
>>26112330how would we watch fish then
Swamplings, what happened to Nemu? Is he gone?
>>26112302Going to thailand to fuck irl cunny and boipucci
>>26112209you are dead to your mother
Can you guys stop being horny already? Jeez, see some nipples and you're all googly gaga. Control yourselves for once in your life.
>>26112317kek
>>26112338They did that with the first one
>>26112330Imagine by John Lennon is a pretty terrible song if I have to be honest
>>26112358>>26112361
>>26112335"Grow"It will give you bigger numbers due to multitude of factors but good luck getting actual followers there lmao
>>26112338They did the same with the first one, apparently is going in subs decreasing order
>>26112370>he
>>26112302When you travel to a place to have unprotected sex with the locals and then leave.
>>26112364carefully
>>26112374She wishes
>>26112389
>>26112364>watchcatch
which holo would be most likely to play rlcraft and enjoy it?
>>26112279twitch takes a bigger cut but is more 'discoverable'. the cultures are different as well in terms of viewers and what / how you stream. youtube favors 'digestable' streams; ones that aren't too long such that it's unattractive as a vod. on twitch, streams are seen as throwaway content, as vods end up being deleted and are not featured at all.
>>26112320
>>26112408
Did Fauna just call me a square?
>>26112346Based! Fuck Kiara! Bonebros for life!
>>26112376No way, Robelfriend.
>>26112317Heh
>>26111325kek clearly something about mori rubbed off on tenchou during her trip, can't put my finger on what
>>26112279YouTube streaming is fairly new. By the time it started picking up Twitch was already established in the west while NND was dying of old age. This means that Japanese companies like Cover and Nijisanji switched to YouTube while many western startups still use Twitch.
>>26112372>>26112398Is that legal???
>>26112420
>>26112350She wants to teach the femhoomans how to jerk me off.
>>26112376>some nipples and you're all googly gagasounds more like a niji problem to me
This thread blows cock, I wish Ame was back.
>>26112370She showed up just last stream
Might be a stupid question but would they still have to deal with perms autism if they streamed on Twitch?
>>26112427
>>26112452It would be worse, probably
>>26112439>Is it legal for women to have sex with peopleUnfortunately, yes.
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1536789637297217536what did she mean by this?
Fauna...
>>26111265On the one hand, I want to believe it's possible because of UMG. Kiara has been pretty open about how completely useless Cover is when it comes to getting them into Japan, but UMG is way bigger than Cover and might actually be able to pull strings, so maybe they can do something.On the other hand, Gura getting to go to Japan while the rest of Myth can't doesn't really sit right with me.
>>26112439Obviously not, they got a lot of 80~90 celebrities in jail for it in the UK
>>26112449she looks so small
>>26112452absolutely
Ame come home....
>>26112459
>>26112452Yes, you're an idiot
>>26112439Kinda. In the US, if you fuck an underage(legal) prostitute, they could arrest you.
That's a fucking tenga
>>26112430>Fuck KiaraI would but she already got shark pussy.
>uneven stripesOh the misery...
Fauna why are you making a tenga onahole
When did Fauna start saying "Oh my god"? I swear she held back on saying that for the longest time. She even did her Bae impression for April Fools without saying it once.
>>26112467wtf its literally me
>>26112467
>>26112481
I want Fauna to do a Made in Abyss watchalong.
fuck fauna
Let me remind everyone of this video with really amazing typography where Sora and Kotone are LITERALLY kidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w3jBGX7UcY
I'm really craving an ice cream sandwich right now....
Which JPs will Call in for Gura?
Fauna is pretty dumb (cute)...
Why is Fauna building a Tenga?
>>26112469Look it this way, she's the only myth member that hasn't met someone personally yet. I think she deserves it the most
>>26112510
>>26112376NO
>>26112532she wants to force everyone to look at it
>>26112520towa
I just got a flashback to the watermelon room Reine did...
>>26110228Don't Toy With Me Miss Fauna
I miss Ame...
>>26112489>>26112497Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
>>26112540
IRyS feet
>>26112515Wow you weren't kidding about the typography
>>26112502Give me milk pretty please.
are we being raided by lunaitos?
>>26112497FAUNAHOLE FAUNAHOLE FAUNAHOLE
>>26112469>he thinks labels do things for their talents outside of making sure they make musicAnon, if you think fucking COVER is bad at handling their talents, BOY FUCKING BOY, you don't wanna learn how ACTUAL RECORD LABELS ARE TO THEIR TALENTS
Cute Kaela~
You guys wanna see the big piece of skin I pulled off my sunburnt arm?
>>26112520houshou marineshionokayusuisei because they'll be announcing a joint orisong (hopium)
>>26112469the rest of myth can, they're just not cool enough (■_■)
>>26112519
>>26111996I want to believe this rrat. We haven't really heard anything about gura's househunting or if she even plans to move, so maybe it was all an elaborate decoy. Please be real.
>>26112520Polka
>get home>do a bit of archive repswhat the actual fuck chumbies
>>26112576Ye
>>26112520Not Pegor that's for sure
>>26112576yes please
>>26112576You should eat it.
FAUNA NOT AGAIN
>>26112376>See some nipples and you're all googly gagahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzMcq5K7aiw
>>26112430This but unironically
>minecraft is 11 years old
>>26112576No but something tells me you're gonna post it anyway
>>26112576yes4h8
>>26112576no, Mumei
>fucking it up againFAUFAU
>>26112576Yes
>>26112519here you go
>>26112576cook it
>>26112586Why would you microwave jelly....?
>>26112335It's the complete the opposite. On youtube your content at least has an opportunity to show up on other videos or when people search something. On twitch, your shit will forever be buried in the pile of literal 2 view streams, and no one searches twitch because VODs get nuked after a while. You have to market aggressively off site to have any hope of climbing up.
>>26112533Gura is an AI and has no physical body. Hololive is just a Cover for the development of the GURA project.
>>26112558
>>26112576wear sunscreen idiot, you're gonna get skin cancer
>>26112619ToT
>>26112533New rrat Gura has Hodophobia.
MLG PRO
>>26112576now this feels like classic /hlgg/
>>26112532She's making one big enough for me
maybe... maybe a lil smoka
We're doing it live.
>>26112650
fauna...
>>26112520Polka, Watame, Lui, Iroha, LaCunny, and Shion
Fau fau.....
>>26112235I never took down the original and neither did he, so I have two eyesores now. >>26112257 I wish
>>26112338The order is by suscribers. From the talents that showed up in the video, first is Gura, then Mori, then Ame and now Suisei. Tomorrow will be Ina. Yeah, tomorrow.
would you a fauna tenga? how tight would said fauna tenga be
LMAOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA FAUNA YIU DUMMY
>>26111297what was this from?
Fauna is one of the dumbest individuals I've ever seen
Fauna doesn't read her chat...
>>26112469the best way to get everyone in myth to japan to do thing is to do them one at a time. insisting on everyone at the same time is synonymous with nobody going any time soon.
>>26112302It's what white people come to your country for.
Fauna's best stream
>>26112005BRUH
>I want to have sex with IRyS>I also want to have sex with Akko from LWAWhat does this say about me
>>26112520Every single one she asked, so like 3 JP members
>>26112559Youtube killing community subs is one it's greatest sinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI1ZWkQadTcPretty much every popular-ish chuuba/anime related MV from that period has top tier CC in English
Fauna has been moved down a tier after these two blunders. Despicable.
I refuse to believe Fauna didn't see that coming. She's very good about reading chat. This is content.
>>26112520all except aqua
>>26112716Wife material
>>26112685
>>26112469Ina can go to Japan just fine. She even admitted to it saying the only reason she doesn't is because she wants to go as a group.
>>26112746but she's part of Umisea with her...
>>26112716Aren't girls the cutest when they're retarded?
this is what fauna gets for building a cosmetic lighthouse. she didn't even build the inside
What is she even trying to do where she has to start over by scratch?
>>26112571make sure to tell them to read "the problem with music" by steve albini every time this topic comes up.
Fauna will ruin hololive if she goes on twitch.
Why is Fauna building a McDonalds lighthouse? Ame already invented that.
>>26112736You like girls who can't cross the street without supervision and also probably will call you daddy in bed
>>26112787How so?
In honor of /hlgg/'s rampant horniness. I will do one squat.
>>26112742move Ina to Dope tier
>fauna gets a headache from jewtonsame
>>26112742>anyone in hololive>reaching the average IQlol, lmao even
>>26112742Fauna and mumei appear to be the only ones with actual secondary education that appears to have stuck with them.The others are just ignorant to dumb.
>>26112756Fauna is the least wife material out of all the Holos. Imagine coming home from a long day of work and she serves you a veggie burger with vegan cheese.
>>26112742>ina 100 iqthats not even college education level
>>26112760
>>26112809twitch is cancer
>>26112736Same desu
>>26112742>IRyS that high
>>26112742move mori, kiara, kronii, and ame down
>>26112799That sounds hot.
>>26112742wtf is this, you really think any of these girls crack 90 iq?
Remember when Fauna played Skyrim?
>>26112742What'd fauna do? I was watching on mute
>>26112790Anon?
>>26112643You got bamboozled, Gura was a normal person once, but she gave up her prison of flesh to finally become a Vocaloid
Reminder that Fauna is based
>>26112598>>26112601>>26112607>>26112620>>26112628>>26112629>>26112632>>26112635>>26112653>>26112665Threw it on catbox because I got some other big pieces off my other arm and one of my legshttps://litter.catbox.moe/4zauyv.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/sjm49d.jpg
>>26112828
>>26110988WE love Ina!
>>26112784Layers are supposed to be 2 high, she made two 1 high layers, and only fixed one
>>26112742Kiara should be at the bottom
>>26112831Several Holos are already on Twitch
>>26112790Fauna invented it again. It's convergent evolution, bro.
>>26112742I like how the highest tier is "average intelligence"
>>26112820>>26112824Anyone can go to college and pass. You'd have to actively not attend classes and blatantly not do assignments or tests to fail.
>>26112865>>26112869
>>26112831how is it different from youtube?
>>26111265I'm much more excited about the shitstorm that will happen when Mori announces that Gura will collab with a male at her concert.
>>26112847where is the drive-thru?
Good day anon, I'm depressed.Any good stream today?
>>26112845made one of her stripes uneven and was too busy being cute and talking to herself that she ignored chat yelling at her to stop as continued to build up another 10 layers
>>26112861holy shiteat it
>>26112821I'd rather suck the milk from Fauna's titties than eat that.Them I'd milk her tits and culture some bacteria from her vagina to create organic kirin yogurt.
>>26112861Fucking kek
>>26112861YOU ARE NOT A MAN YOU ARE A LIZARDFUCKING REPTILE
>>26112861nice
>>26112861jesas I really have to compliment you on being a good peeler
THIS IS THE RUN
>>26112861eat it and your skin will regenerate faster
>>26112876You're ignoring the part of "stuck with them". I know Calli went to college but fuck it any of that stuck around. Same for Ina.
>>26112885
>>26112861you gotta eat that bro. THE INSTINCTS
>>26112814The way she closes her legs...Oga was right, she's dangerous
>>26112861AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REPTILIANS IN MY THREAD
>>26112861Dang, that is big.
>>26112861not clicking that
>>26112861very nice, start a collection and keep them in a box
>>26112861Holy fuck wear some sunscreen
>>26112847Ame made that
>>26112520Wasn't last years just EN? Maybe she'll be autistic like Ame and only have ENs call in again
>>26112861>There are lizard people in /hlgg/
>>26112861Now smoke it
>>26112899fauna is doing minecraft
>>26112875Average intelligence including undesirables like the Irish. 100IQ is pitiful for a White or Asian person.
>>26112861
>>26112861I lose about that much every dayprobably more desu
>>26112962she already mentioned she was reaching out to the other brancheshow many show up is another question entirely.
>>26112861I'm sorry anon, but you were birthed from a snake
>>26112899Here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQnxefImhu8
>>26112954GOLDMEMBER!?
>>26112899If you are willing to fire up Last Airbender then Kronii and IRyS's watch-along was funny.
>>26112937
>>26112861Kiara go to bed
>>26112861hot
>>26112861wrap it around your dick and use it to jerk off
>get your tissue boxes readyFauna NO
It was better back then...
>Get your tissue box readyUhhhh
>>26112899Golf It was a lot of fun
>>26112995>400viewersi can save otterchan...
>>26112861>There's not only women in this thread but lizard people tooWhat's next crab people?
>>26112571THey dont need to do anything though, what matter is the connection
>>26112890>Gura will collab with a maleYes, shitposter, I’m sure the board will melt down because Mori invited a DJ to be at a prerecorded performance that Gura is involved in.
it was never simple fauna...
>>26112995Thanks bro
>get your tissue box ready
>>26112995I love going there. The Aquarium almost makes living in the Bay Area worth it.
>>26112742Gura thinks Mori is the dumbest EN and I believe her
>>26112861grea we have schizos AND lizard poeple nowwhat is next? werewolves?
It was actually far superior in the past
>>26113045they have melted down for less
>call Mori stupid>deadbeats will get mad and fight you for an entire thread>call Ame stupid>teamates will drown you in posts about how she's the most creative person in hololive>call Mumei stupid>hoomen will go on and on about how she's actually educated>call Fauna stupid>saplings will tell you all about how she's actually "the smartest one">call Kiara stupid>KFP will tell you how she's playing 4D chess and is organizing an attack on Lisbon>call Gura stupid>chumbuds will tell you "SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY">call Sana stupid>Sanallites will bring up that time she quoted Niel "The Grass" Tyson as proof that she's smart>call IRyS stupid>irystocrats will say that it's a feature>call Ina stupid>takos will tell you the correct term is "a dope">call Bae stupid>brats will just talk about her anus again>call Kronii stupid>everyone else, but also kronies, will gather around and bully her about it until she gives you a crying blowjob/carpet munch
I'm happy when anons use a soundpost I made
>>26113029fauna is doing the bae hornyposting
>>26113032400 isn't bad. i've seen nijiEN and ID niggers get those sort of numbers.
>>26112988I hope Reine shows up and they have a uwu contest
SHE DID IT
This anon >>26113074 is stupid
Fauna is a cliff diver. Just trying to die.
>>26112861>we circled back into /b/ againwell would you look at that
>>26113062>Gura thinksDoubtful
>>26112899I have something even better anon!https://youtu.be/PRArHix4XmYIt's amazing 16 years old denpa song from two top tier old ladies!
>>26112576Eh, mine was bigger
Kiara cute
>>26113045You doubt it, lol?It's almost sex.
>>26113074>call Mori stupid>deadbeats will get mad and fight you for an entire threadNot true, my Mori is dumb and I love her for it
She should have given it thicker stripes
>>26113085i know im just shitposting
kak its more tenga
>>26113076I'm happy when you make it probably
>>26113074I legit don't think any of these are true outside IRyS, Bae, and Kronii
>>26113074>the correct term is "a dope:kek
>>26111698camping is comfy but did you have sex in the tent?
>>26113115"Your" Mori is a bad friend
>>26113074>>call IRyS stupid>>irystocrats will say that it's a featureTrue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDet8qexxoQthis will be the next Myth collab
>>26113115hey morifag, pls help a newfag out. what is NSO?
>schizos>women>eggs>antis on wheelchairs>lizard people>2viewswhat else dp we have here?
>>26113152Why, because she only invited Gura out EN to perform at her live?
>>26113105She seems nice, but I think I'll listen to the Polka and AZKi cover instead
>>26113105Fuck, wrong linkhttps://youtu.be/7-kPeaRQKsg
>>26112988She said she asked everyone.>>26112520>More chance that will call than notPolkaShionMarineLui and most if not all Gen 6Anya>There is a chanceAquaMatsuri and rest of resident lolicons like Noel and FlareFubukiRoboco and MelHaachama (God that will be akward)
>>26113164Needy Streamer Overload aka Needy Girl Overdose
>>26113161EN and ID should do a collab
>>26113164The indie goty game
>>26113074>KFP will tell you how she's playing 4D chess and is organizing an attack on LisbonWait, what are you talking about, KFP are attacking Lisbon?
>>26113161I’m pretty sure Gura will never play Amongus again
>sorry for squeebing
Who should I blame for the current state of the thread?
>>26113161Half of Council doesn't have VR. Maybe more than half, actually.
>>26113179based posters (me)
>>26113164Needy Streamer Overdose. Polka has a killer cover of it. Check it out.
>>26112469Big rrat: Mori intimidated the Japanese government into giving all of Myth a no-strings-attached vacation entry into the country in July (in reality, she asked very politely, but they were too fearful of the 5'6" amazoness). Ame, Kiara, and Ina will attend Mori's show live to see her and Gura perform together.
>>26113183clairvoyant anon?
>>26113164https://youtu.be/6RyL2F1EJ5c
>>26113150no. the only 2 girls were lesbians
>>26112393>>26112702Numbers bro's we're in?
>>26113195Okayu WILL call
>>26113179that guy who was super into necks was definitely a vampire
>>26113161>myth collabsnice joke
>>26113179You forgot the entire region of New England
>>26113206she literally talked about wanting to play it again with ID2
>>26113074>call Gura stupid>chumbuds will get mad at you and fight you for underestimating gura's stupidity with such a blithe labelfixedthe fauna one is truet. sapbud
>>26113199>>26113203>>26113213>>26113227You're all awesome thanks
>>26113204Just move along, hooman.
>>26112269You really like this doodle, huh?
>>26113179Rrats
>>26113195>There is a chance>Aqualmao
>>26112899Okayu's Friday Night Fuckin' was very fun. She loves MILF most of all.
>>26113226The lineup is Gura, Watame, Suzy, and Teddyloid. No other ENs.
>>26113161Huh, I'm watching the Thing right now. What a coincidence
>>26113179What >>26113261 said means we probably have a lot of Wendigo here
>>26113254ABC collabsAnniversariesBirthdaysChristmas
WAZZUP
>>26113179worse then all of them, deadbeats.
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1536844198397169664My robot is dying...
>>26113074The older version of this post was funnier.
>>26112861Fucking teamates...
>>26113204Not really, we are focusing on subverting small German cities for now
>>26111329Rare between post.
>>26113179Most of HoloEN
>>26113273It was a very funny story and perfectly encapsulates my oshi.
They will never be an interior
>>26113300not again...
>>26113292WE ARE
>>26113228I beleb
>>26113232Are you trying to imply that Kanata is a lesbian? Because I assure that she is not, she just has not found the right man for her yet.
>>26111831you talking about ame?
>>26113297We're Wendigo now....?
>>26113322SUS
>>26113255One hundred percent, that shit was wild
>>26113179BritsThere are Brits actually lurking, maybe even posting on this thread right now. Makes me sick.
oh yeah Bae will buy dildos online for her new room on her member stream
I want a gf on a wheelchair so badly bros
>>26113195>aquayeah 0.1% chancefeel free to grudge post me
>>26113045anon can have a genuine breakdowns over not being able to watch a stream on the girl's actual real birthday or the fact that they've spoken to a male on more than one occasion over the last yearanon can do anything if he really tries
>>26113282KFP assblasted
>>26113356Make one yourself.
>>26113282if she has so many guests, it's not a sololive anymore lol
>>26113349i almost forgot
>>26113349I wanna see her spring for a sybian
>>26113349Hot
>>26113179blacks
Sex with rodents
>>26113337i just like kanata
>>26113356Go to your local library.
>>26113349That dildo? Me
>>26113356This is what you want?
>>26113300Did she fall off from her chair again?
Kronii, Mumei and IRyS should watch Freddy got Fingered
>>26113380Let's face it, there was no way in hell Mori would slum it with Kiara as a guest for her first live.
>>26111257I'm glad my piece of creative writing ended up voiced but sad it was an edited version and not the original KFPiss one.
>>26113341Apparently
>>26113378I believe in anon. He can be a really smart guy if he tries.
>just copy a build from a video>its ugly as sinsoulless
>>26113412I CAN SAVE HER BROS
>>26113349She will buy plushies to hug while horror games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9avx9rSzRCA
>>26113232I wish I was a cute lesbian
>>26113380Rent free as always, I see.
>>26113195I'm pretty sure Chloe will call her. It would be a very good start for the shark and orca chemistry
>>26113378can he leave tho?
>>26113264the only time she mentioned among us recently was when she watched clips of jp's drunk among us
ASATAROOOOOO MY LOOOOOOOOOVE
>>26113395Is there a fog machine in here?
>>26113341>>26113432Which EN would have the best Until Dawn playthrough?
>>26112279why are you new and why is your mother so fuckable?
>>26113412Debut Mumei was a fucking ride.
>>26113495Just stinky girls
>>26113497my favourite (it's gura)
>>26113282So does that mean Gura flew to japan?
>>26113233>>26113195>>26112520The real question is:Will Mori call in?http://poal.me/fg82ochttp://poal.me/fg82ochttp://poal.me/fg82oc
>>26113356You can easily make your own wheelchair gf with just a regular gf and a baseball bat
>So early.Bae you used to stream around this time and then you just started overlapping IRyS for no reason...
>>26113514Very likely
>>26113356I dated a girl in a wheelchair in highschool. She ended up leaving me for a more attractive guy.
KFP and hoomans should touch beaks
>>26113495Did you see that horse webm that looked like it had an aura? This is like that but rat sex and not horny horse
>>26113497Fauna, probably, and I'm not just saying that because she's live.Either that, or Ame, who would pretend to be a film director the entire time and treat the whole playthrough like it's a "Behind the Scenes Documentary" about the filming of the movie
>>26113447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeoqtXgiMAU
>>26113472Will Gura outgross the Chloe or will Chloe outsex the Gura?
>>26113514no
>>26113447
>>26113282I'm sure she'll make originals with the rest of Myth eventually. They might do what they did for 3rd fes to make Gura show up with Mori
>>26113540This is why you should always be ready to slash the tires.
>>26113282Assuming she's doing only original music it makes sense since those 3 are the only ones she did one with
ame ame jiggyhttps://jigex.com/e6fQP
>>26113349and she's masturbating while imagining getting dicked by Roberu. Hot....
>>26113497Mori would get way too invested in the characters and bumblefuck her way into getting everyone killed. Or luckshitting her way into a perfect run even after deliberately trying to get certain people killed like Matt and Pat
Bae is a HAG
FAUNA FORGOT TO DO HER POWDER
>>26113514No.
>>26113282One of those things is not like the others
>Age is just a number.- Haros Baelz 2022
>toronimoWho the fuck says this
Fubuki will call into Gura's totsu.
>>26113546Chloe is the queen of both subjects, though
>>26113539why
>>26112899this shit was fun
>I don't age, age is just a number, I'm forever twelveu
>>26113561>I'm sure she'll make originals with the rest of Myth eventuallyMori should really just focus on the big hitters of EN. Do Mumei, IRyS, and Bae songs and just leave it at that.
>>26113514I'm huffing copium and want to say yes but likely not.
>>26113356just get a gf and a wheelchair. she can still sit in it even if she's not crippled.
>>26113610>Bae doesn't believe in age of consent lawsWE ARE
>>26113561She's not going to make an original song with Kiara, don't be surprised if she skips straight to IRyS and Bae after she's done with Ina and Ame.
>>26113619I really truly hope so
>>26113596>spoilerStill one of my favourite Unti Dawn playthroughs. God, I miss those chucklefucks.
>>26113609Paratrooper from Toronto
>>26113514It'll be like fes where Gura recorded something and edit it in with Mori
>>26113644this guy's cheating, get him outta here
>>26113514No, it's probably what Gura went to a studio to record
>>26113074>>26113147Bae is the dumbest Holo out of all the branches.
BAE IS FOREVER TWELVE
man i want bae room to be finished already i want to see her on vr
>>26113346don't talk shit about fat cat posterhe's nice...wait talking shit abour bongs is a bong thing
>>26113516>that one brave anon who voted she won't be high nor drunkI salute your optimism.
Kaela News: She's gotten a full stack of diamonds
Let's be honest.If you had the chance to have sex with your oshi, you'd probably say no, right?
>>26113690proof?
>>26113657Would that be her first call in for EN?
>>26113672>>26113687That'll be so obvious though. It only worked in fes because they were solo performances.
>>26113704I'm not a coward
>>26113619Finally after 2 years they are talking for the first time
>>26113655Why are you so fixated on Kiara?
So, why are we suddenly pretending that a plethora of JPs will call Gura? She's not Ina or Mori.
>>26113704Yeah. Because I'd rather rape.
>>26113636>IRyS>big hitter
>>26113694My carpenter father in-law is hard at work to make it real
>>26113644pay money to have a woman pretend to be a paraplegicit'd probably be very funny
>>26113704I barely use the chat because I'm afraid she will think I am cringe. There is no way I would show her my dick.
>>26113619Please yagoo make it happen. I want my sharkwife to be good friends with my jp oshi
If Gura actually went to Japan to record but Kiara couldn't I will put her antis to shame with how vicious I'll be.
SUCK IT
>>26113718And majority of Hololive fans outside of here will fall for it and eat it up
>>26113718Not at all. A few rehearsals and it would look perfectly natural. Mori just has to avoid stepping in whatever spot Gura would be in.
Kiara seething
>>26113610>>26113635>>26113693UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>26113704>If you had the chance to have a dream come true, you'd not choose it.
>>26113704i would say no. i don't believe in transgressing the barrier of virtuality
>>26113619please
>>26113769>he has a small dickI'm sorry, this thread is only for people with a dick that's 5 inches or larger, and even that's stretching it
>>26113748She's been inclining lately. For all the bloviating about Kiara's music numbers, IRyS has outpaced both Kiara's new covers and single.
>>26113775By what? Pissing your pants again?
>>26113758i wrote this post btw
>>26113545>I can't make "I like MILF" cap out of thisshit clip
>>26113775I believe you deadbeat
>>26113775Don't be mad because a shark can stealthy swim to Japan unlike a phoenix, my dude
>>26113802Many people would unironically say no to their dreams coming true because they'd be extremely afraid of what would happen if it wasn't as good as they expected
>>26113748Cry harder KFP.
>>26113619Imagine if Fubuki, Noel and Matsuri all called
>>26113817This, if you're not taller than 180cm and don't have a 13cm+ cock, you're not allowed to be here unless you're either a woman or a girlfriend (male).
>>26113704I'd do it without hesitation. Won't dismiss the possibility that I'd regret it but I'd do it nonetheless.
>>26113709That's what I'm waiting for? Or do I need to put in effort for brats to prove anon's post correctly?
someone link me the thread when gura posted her schedule
>>26113704Yeah
>>26113843Anon that's retarded even for 4chan levels...
>>26113817I am average at five and half inches but I am not going to risk her laughing at it or me.
>>26113817I'm 64 inches
https://streamable.com/eeumcphttps://streamable.com/d4gugf
>>26113844I will not fuck you, man.
>>26113718You had idiots that thought the Umisea paintings were live. It's probably pretty easy to pull off as long as they don't have choreography that involves them touching
>>26113823I'm glad you see Kiara as standard for success, anon.
>>26113734Because it's clear that she doesn't actually like Kiara? It's not that hard to follow the patterns.>B-but the off collab!She stayed at a hotel, and Kiara wasn't even the reason she was there in the first place. You faggots really need to stop trying to force them to be friends when they made it clear multiple times that they aren't interested. I thought you would've taken the hint after she talked about the original song with Ame, something that she's never done with Kiara. And it is also looking like she will make an original song with Ina aswell afterwards. Not to mention the concert with her not being a guest.
>>26113839I'm fucking serious. Kiara has been working her ass off to try and get a studio for her bday live but Gura gets a Japanese studio just fucking handed to her, screw that.
>EN (but only 1 of them!) flying to Japan timeloops again>When we know they recorded their 3rd Fes stuff outside of JapanEverything about Gura's performance will be scripted and pre-recorded.
>>26113704Sex is easy, conversations are hard.
>>26113690MATING PRESS
>>26113870Then it's pretty fucking telling that the idea of "Never meet your heroes" or "be careful following dreams" comes from the normalfag world more than here
I miss her...
>>26113655This made me realize and I could be wrong but isn't Gura and Suisei the ONLY members she headed a song with? Every other collab song Mori is in was an invite to theirs.Maybe she just has trouble initiating
UWAAAAAH BAE BUTTHOLE MENTIONWhy is she so obsessed with buttholes?
>>26110228What kind of house is not heavy?A lighthouse
>>26113930For me the opposite problem exists
Imagine being Australian and playing online games.
Exploring Fauna's hobbit hole...
>>26113960Why aren't you
I still don't like Minecraft. It takes way too much concentration to actually play to make for good Zatsu, but the game itself isn't very interesting to watch. I like the collabs (mostly the ones where the girls are just using it to interact with eachother virtually) but solo MC is just mind-numbing.
>>26113957No she doesn't have a problem, she just doesn't want to make one with Kiara.
>>26113960Mating press
>>26113817>>26113860>5’9>7 inch cockNice!
>>26112861eat a piece for science
Okayu likes MILF
haros from hokolive
>>26113960How can I mating press her if she's anal only?
>>26113960She's a little uptight and having her butthole played with relaxes her.
>>26113828I think you are mixing up your antis. The pants pisser is the Kiara anti
>>26113963Did you know gazelles can jump higher than a house? That's because houses can't jump
>>26113937They're experienced. You have nothing but fantasies.
>>26113957Mori is planning on a collab song with Ame already.
>>26113992Are you me?
>>26113912jesus this is a lot of cope
>>26113957I don’t think she has trouble initiating it’s just that a ton of people ask her for song collabs and she agrees and needs to fulfil those commitments first. She definitely wants to do songs with Bae and IRyS though and has said as much.
When was the last bonebros collab?
>>26114029Not really KFP.
>>26113992>180cm>5'9"mathletchama...
>>26114014But I met my hero?And it went great
Sniff
>>26114038Mori is already planning another one.
>>26113914Nobody cares about Kiara while Gura is the biggest vtuber in the world
>>26114042>all posters are KFP
>>26113734Ignoring the schizo Mori obviously does care about Kiara, but people may use the ongoing perception of Mori not inviting her to stuff to shitpost
>>26113992>>26114024Wait, /hlgg/ is filled with big cocks?
>>26113638There's more than a month to go. All these JP interactions she's doing recently is to prepare her for the offcollabs she'll have once she visits japan. Drown me in the copium baby.
>>26114042lmao you're a retard
>All my Steam games are gone foreverIf Fauna wasn't online I'd kys myself.
>>26114038Gura pumped and dumped Mori like she does with everyone in her life.
>>26114043179.9 is under 180, but I’m good in the cock department.
>>26114057ahhh yess yess big fanny a yess my big fanny sooooo many many people
>>26113960She has been all about butts lately
>>26114038Fortnite soon unless they realize it’s a terrible game for Mori and play something else.
>VR shit not available in Straya and needs to Amazon it.Bae... why haven't you done it yet.
>>26113817I'm 178 with a 16 cm, Guess I'll leave
>>26114072I'm fairly certain that isn't exceptionally big
>bae looking for asmr micsmy dick is twitching again
>>26113912>and Kiara wasn't even the reason she was there in the first place. Literally what other reason is there for Mori to visit Austria beside Kiara.
>>26114002Milf loves Okayu too
>>26113988I don’t think anyone wants her to either to be fair. I haven’t seen any deadbeats asking for a Kiara song but I’ve seen a shit tom ask for IRyS, Bae, and various JPs.
>>26114079So much has happened since. It was a simpler time.
Should I go back and finish Elden Ring, or try Ark for the first time?
>>26114072>/hlgg/ is filled with big cocks?Feels good being a teamate
>>26114013At first I thought you wrote horses and wrote a long response calling you a retard for thinking horses can't jump.
>>26114082tell us what happened lad
>>26114088No, retard. 5.9 feet isn't 5'9"
>>26114072Motherfucker if you post about your stupid cum tributes again I will strangle you, hooman
>>26113912She doesn't like her? To the point of >blowing out her throat talking to her>go to a jacuzzi spa>go on a museum date>ride a horse carriage>play with her cats>have a candlelit dinner with her on a ferris wheel
>>26114063Ah so just like TTRPG it will be in>Planningfor the next 6 months....
>>26114103She can't use it until her streaming space is finished
i dont understand the appeal of nanoleaf
>>261141147 is more than enough to hit deep...
>>26114072I will not post it for you.
>>26114072proof?
>>26114065Only KFP bother to defend Kiara.>>26114071>Mori obviously does care about KiaraYour proof being...?
>>26113912>Kiara wasn't even the reason she was there in the first placeBy all means, please give your completely rational explanation for why Mori was in Austria.
>>26114079This is worse than Pekora
Sugoi, it's not just random codehttps://litter.catbox.moe/7u4pa8.jpg
>>26113300Feel better RBC!
>>26114122she wanted to visit the birthplace of a famous painter
>fauna is scared>i am scaredwe are
>>26114064>Gura is the biggest vtuber in the worldDo people unironically still believe this? Gura doesn't even want that title, and aside from her sub count being inflated by people who subbed "the shark girl who goes 'a'" for the memes, numerous talents in and outside of Hololive have a better case for being the biggest via live views, SC earnings or other metrics.
>>26114079>no okayu to protect your penis
>>26114156>Only KFP bother to defend Kiara.
>>26114064So fucking what? If Kiara has the money and the will Cover should treat her the same and help her get to a Japanese studio.
>>26114023We know she wants to do music with Ame, Bae, Kiara and IRyS, but not sure if we have an update on if they are actually in the process outside of the asking phase
>>26114134You would have got more (You)s if you posted it anyways
>>26114149No shit but she can still acquire it because it's gonna have to be shipped and handled by Burgeria.
>>26114132>Feels good being a teamateanon he said /hlgg/ is full of big cocks, not you specifically are full of big cocks
>>26114153Eh, maybe normal ones, but mine bends upwards a bit so that probably subtracts some depth
>>26114131Try Ark anon, do it for her
Bae is buying tons of shitalso >ASMR MICFuck yeah
Bae...
>>26114140>bringing it upyou want him to do it, dont you
>>26114139179, 175, who cares?
You guys talk about dicks more than you talk about vaginas, I hope you know that.
>>26113960Kiara and Mori have been sharing their off-collab stories with her.
>>26113960I'm sure someone can make a compilation at this point of her anal related mentions
>>26114168Oh, wow, that's a lot of detail
>>26114216This is how zoomers write now.
>>26114072Not from hoomans apparently
>>26114205now she can whisper subtly racist bogan speak into your ear
>>26114217I want him to do it
>>26114227Fuck off Takamorishitter.
>>26114125I want a Takamori original, but I want Mori to be in charge of almost everything. I hate how Kiara seems to like her vocals to be mixed. She has damn good mv taste though.
>>26114203>but mine bends upwards a bitJesus
>>26114222Classic femhooman tricks
>>26114222Nobody is willing to post their vagina for us.
>anons talking about cocks>no cocks posted
>>26114222Dicks are more aesthetic than vaginas. I'm not gay but vaginas are ugly and weird.
>>26114227Kys
>>26114168nice
>>26113988>she just doesn't want to make one with KiaraAgain, what is your fixation with her?
Bae cute
>>26114227based if true
kill me now
>>26114216cuaiv?
>>26114203
>>26114115How can you get into it when you know it is not genuine, like with Fauna?
>>26114222Nobody talks about vaginas though, unless talking about how gross they are. Instead everyone talks about T&A
>>26114216Brats, who's Chaiv?
>>26114196She probably has a better idea of how long it'll take to receive than anyone here, and getting it excessively early is just going to waste space. It's still going to be a while before her room is finished. She clearly wants to do VR, I doubt she'd delay it anymore than she has to
>>26114222Vaginas are disgusting. I want to put my penis inside them without looking
>>26114280artist name?
Kaela is still making extremely weird noises.
>>26114291did he rike it?
Me and my IREA display suelf
>Bae hugs plushies while watching or playing horror gamesCute
kaela's doing that thing again
>>26114291>MMOThank god this game is never coming anyway.
>>26114319It's wonderful
You know, one of these days someone unironically lusting after anon's dicks will be an actual woman, but no one will actually believe it at this point, isn't that a shame?
>>26114254>I hate how Kiara seems to like her vocals to be mixedNo problem with the mixing, Kiara just can't sing.>>26114277I just find it funny how hard Kiara begged Mori to make an original song with her, yet Mori hasn't shown any interest at all in making a song with her.
>>26112861I remember when I had this when I was younger, and while on the bench during swimming lessons, the guy next to me said "gimme some skin" offering me a fistbump, and I peeled off some skin and gave it to him
where da ame?
>>26114216whats a chaiv
>>26114318the ah....
>>26114168Looks like they took the log of the render
>>26114222I could talk about the taste of vagina
>>26114216That's the way you write when you have your head fried by classes
>>26113930That's deep
>>26114342proofs?
>>26114322NO!It's a k
>squeeb
DON'T SQUEEB
>>26114339Women will never get to see my penis until I get something in return.
SQUEEEEEEEB
SHE SAID THE THING
I heard a squeeb
squeeb
>>26114156>Proof?Here >>26114142
>>26114343Anon...
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBhome....
Are Brrats the fanbase with the least unicorns and parasocial fans?
IM GONNA SQUEEB
squeeeeeb
>>26114222Have you ever actually hung out with men?Do you unironically think we hang around the fire place and go>Man, I really liked that girl, but her Vagina was just too shallow for me, man>Oh, I get you bro, I like girls with meaty vaginas, ones that got that nice consistencyLike, what the fuck do you want
Squeeba!
>>26114368they will post it next thread
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
SQUEEEB
>>26114222I want more fauna x horse cock porn
>JP server has unique names for everything >EN server just appends "ronii" to everything how come the EN players aren't creative like the JPs?
>>26114368Just listen to any of Kiara’s “music”
>>26114168>This is a 6k Earth>>26113105
>>26114396The deadbeats that are left hold that "Award" if you want to give a reward to delusional idiots.
https://files.catbox.moe/nslp76.mp3
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
>>26114216cuaiv
> a squeeb with no nameyeah me
>>26114396what in EN or in general?
In the Nether, nobody can hear you squeeb
>>26114396Maybe, I never really see gosling posting over Bae. Just horny posting.
>dick size comparewhat's next boobs size compare?
>>26114477man i hope so
>>26114222No shit, dicks are actually aesthetically pleasing when compared to vaginas
>>26114442>peko
>>26114450Deadbeats are parasocial as fuck
>>26114252>>26114273>still seething at rimjobposting Oh nyo
FAUNA LOVE
>>26114450Rent free
>>26114442PPP…
>>26114410No woman here has ever "hung out" with men
UMISEA WILL RETURN!
>>26114486anon I think you are probably gay
>>26114477It'll just be huge manboobs though
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fau fau...
>>26114396That'd be Choco's fansFAUNA LOVE
FAUNA LOVEFIRST ZENLOSS IN FOREVER
Fauna....
>>26114477Femanons bigger than a B cup can't post here
Fauna...zenloss...
>your oshi>your penis sie
holy shit
>>26114457prove it
>>26114125Funny enough I think the parts in songs where Kiara is singing fast or actually raping is pretty decent after Mori, I unironically want a rap song with those two.
Ceres...
Fau fau......
BOY DO I LOVE THE NETHERGHAST BLASTED
>>26114222There are more femanons here in the board anon…
Fau Fau...
What did she lose?
>>26114396i dont love her but she seems someone i could easily date given how normie she is.
Someone explain to me why baeblades never post about Bae when she's not live outside of sex posts
The defeat in her voice...
>>26114522You never saw those fembeat titties then
>>26114442Nice rrataronii
>>26114454jesas evil kyatto
>>26114396I'm parasocial, just not a unicorn
>>26114486based teamate
>>26114529Aqua6'4" and jacked
>>26114396well at least she has the highest chance of being a virgin in EN except maybe for Ina
>>26114533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5rE1h07FU
Fauna…
>>26114529Gooba5.5 inches
>>26114529Gura7 inches
>>26114551but i do
>>26114450Lol no, deadbeats are constantly going ghost.
>>26114543A ton of building materials and a silk touch pickaxe, nothing irreplaceable
>>26114168the background code in https://youtu.be/23w6ThmX4a4 is from hackertyper https://github.com/divan/hackertyper/blob/master/data/groups.c
>>26114125Proof next thread?
>>26114551furiously masturbating
>>26114529>Kronii>I chopped it off
>>26114442Pantsu Express....
>>26114441He's talking about the part where Kiara begged which I assume only happened in your head.
>>26114529bae8 inches
>>26114529Gura7 inches.
WTF Someone tell management to patch that lava
>>26114529AmeBigger and thicker than my middle finger!
>>26114551I don't know how many actual fans Bae has here. I think most people that post about her just lust after the design, mostly.
>>26114551I'm too busy with work
>>26114551It's members only for one.
>>26114569>Normie zoomer aus woman who is into dancing>VirginReally nigga
>Phoenixton gives me a headacheHOLY KEK KIARA GET BTFO'D
>>26114543a buncha wood, a buncha iron tools, bae's pick
>>26114529Weine19
>>26114396You don't know what parasocial means.
Sorry saplings, we're at war now.
>>26114529Fauna6.29
>>26114615KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>26114529IRySaccording to my measuring tape, seven inches/17 and a half cm
>>26114567>>26114576>>26114578>>26114598>>26114605I don't speak freedom meters please translate that in cm
>>26114625Very smart Fauna
>>26114615Damn, does anybody like Kiara?
>>26114529Baeroll a die
>watamelon.png
>>26114529gura9 inche
Holy fucking brands. Is this allowed
>>26113069retard
>surely two melons is enoughYou'd think that, Fauna, but you'd be wrong
>>26114594It was in her goodbye letter before she left Japan.
>>26114645No
Fauna is making lesbian innuendoes now
>>2611464517.78
>>26114291>no comments bad mouthing beechuvers>some even familiar with hololiveinteresting
>>26114645either learn burger units or leave this website
Fauna's melons~
>>26114656Me
>Thank you IRyS for your bountiful melons
>>26114569Kronini…
>>26114615Barely anyone tries to figure out how to use it.
>>26114645Sure7" is 17.5cm
>>26114529Ina6 inches with decent girth. 6.5 if you let me press down the fat near the base.
>>26114529Mori~5.5'
>>26114689Kill yourself.
>IRyS's GIANT milkers can feed a whole familyGod she needs to be impregnated....
>Suddenly everyone has 18cm cocksReally easy to say bullshit while remaining anonymous.
The funniest thing about these posts is that I'm positive most of you are lying about your size, but I know for a fact that mine is legit, so I get to laugh seeing people pretend to be equivalent to mine
>>261146452.54 cm in an inch!
>>26114660Okay, I'll roll 2d4 and add your constitution bonus.
Why does Ame hate Watame again?
What is the golden apple for?
>>26114676And are going to present it or nah?
>>26114676ah, so no proofs.
>>26114656Nope
>>26114529gura6½ inches long, 7 inches around
>>26114714stop being jelous
>>26114727They are the same person
>>26114529Ina5.673
Wow her spirit is actually broken
>>26114656me
>>26114656I do
>>26114529Mori4.9ish inches
>>26112469I can see the Jap government beinf much more accepting of live musical performance as a reason for a work visa than being a streamer. They know what music is I’m nor certain they understand the internet
>>26114714You just want people to start posting their cocks, don't you?
I used to be 16cm but I got fat in the pandemic and now it's 13cm....
>>26114714/hlgg/ is a big cock Chad thread!
>>26114237Hey, my handwritting may be horrendous but at least my letters don't look like each other
>>26114689Go to the fucking Austria Reine!
>>26114615Shitposting aside, I have no clue how the other holomems have this much trouble with finding villagers at PhoenixtonI used the same free-range method for all my 60 villagers to make a nice-looking village and name tags are easy as fuck to read. Do they have tunnel vision?
Why are deadbeats sperging out about Kiara?
Fauna pronounces iron strangely
>>26114656moi
>>26114529GuraAround 6.5 inches
>>26114701THEY SHOULDNT HAVE TO “FIGURE IT OUT” IT SHOULDMJUST BE A SIMPLE TRADING CENTER!
I wonder if she's watched david tennant era dr who
>>26114708After you, ma'am.
>>26114765Did you eat your penis?
Bae.... the story
>Anons have been talking about dicks for 3 days nowWhy are Melfriends like this?
>>26114714>>26114721Nice try, femanon, but you don’t get to see it until I get sharpie in pooper with time stamp.
>>26114776They realize Mori is a dull enough streamer 90% of the discussion of her stream in a few hours will be about Kiara.
>>26114714The average cock in the US is 13cmhttps://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
>>26114529Ame Idk man, I would rather not check and live blissfully unaware.
>>26114529>Aki>I don't measure because im 27 but 3 of my hands and still the head remains
>>26114656Nope.https://poal.me/fc8pzohttps://poal.me/fc8pzohttps://poal.me/fc8pzo
>>26114708Isn't that more your thing, tranny?
>>26114783how is it kiaras problem they are brainlets
>>26114820>3 of my hands
>>26114774>Do they have tunnel vision?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oElnixlZgoI&t=8723s
>>26114783And that's the part they don't try to figure out.
>>26114714>cocklets too embarrassed to post their numbersOur daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>your oshi>your bra size
>>26114828jesus people really hate mori
The only thing I hate more about vanilla Minecraft than villagers is that there are no chunk loaders
>>26112001>>26113716>>26114776Maybe you should ask one more time to be sure.
I think Polka is pretty neat.
Numbers
>>26114811>I'm slightly above averageLETS GOOOOOOO
>>26114828>poalfag is hereOf course.
>>26114843Yes, you can remove the first hand once you've placed the second and put it on top of the other one
>>26114865Well, why are they?
Fuck Susanor Australia
>>26114854GuraMy doll's size is 32D
LAMP
>>26114850I posted my dick here before, but no one saved it
>>26114790It gets buried in fat. Still there, but what's under the skin doesn't count.
>>26114835>>26114847Phoenixton is useless, they should just tear it down one day and use the JP trading center instead. It’s not like Kiara plays the game anymore anyway.
>>26114656I do.>>26114828>>26114734Nigger.
I'm going to ERP in the Ina art museum
jesus fucking christ kiara put these guys in a fucking hole instead of this shit how the fuck is anyone supposed to get anything
>>26114891is it a good doll at least
>>26114291Reminder that Asmongold is only one degree of separation from Hololive via Ironmouse.Which reminds me that one post from 2020 about him, Kiara and MMOs, and how it became funny in ironic way since Kiara played WoW while he played FFXIV
>>26114776Why are you always sperging out about deadbeats?>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=Why+are+deadbeats+sperging+out
>>26114899This but PPP.
Fauna cute
>>26114760Hey wait a minute, is this a trick
>See man wearing a straw hat out on a field.>Automatically assumes he's a farmer.Damn Fauna.... just... damn.
bae...
>>26114907they should git gud
hahahuhuhahahuha
>>26114529Mori7 inch, girth of a coke can
>>26114910Yes, very
Fuckin' hell OZZIEEE NETTTT
https://youtu.be/AMwJ4wjkbzkhttps://youtu.be/AMwJ4wjkbzkhttps://youtu.be/AMwJ4wjkbzk
>>26114880His poal doesn't even show what he wants either.
>>26114811No penis size survey is worth shit, people lie if you just ask and not enough people sign up for actual measuring to get a reasonable sample size
>your oshi>have you actually watched Morbius
>>26114917There has not been one occasion where this wasn't posted in response to some seething meltdown deadbeats were having.
>>26114899Go on and scream about it more, anon. It entertains me.
>>26114529sanabeeg
bae isn't live you schizos
>>26114291I thought everyone hated vtubers
>>26114854******30c
my cock is only 14cm, my oshi will make fun of me...
>>26114854GuraBigger than hers
>>26114850Your daddy gave you good advice
>>26114951gurafuck no, kill yourself
>>26114951KiaraFirst 5 minutes technically
>Milordi cant believe Fauna is a Kindred
>>26114951IRySyes
>>26114919That too tbdesu. EN shouldn’t put up with Myth’s shoddy work just because it’s “history”.
>>26114320he was gentle and polite about it for the most part, was expecting more negative shit like he used to say
Fauna Stat update: Fauna is a parkour genius! +5 to acrobatics!
You think that Kaela will hang out in EN server when portal happen?
>>26114863You can make them, pretty easily.
>>26114949>actual measuringPutting a ruler up to the side of my penis is “actual measuring”.
>>26114987fatbud....
>>26114960Where are the deadbeats? Point them out for me
>>26114951KiaraYeah, it was amazing, they should release it in cinemas again!
>>26114949Looks pretty accurate to me, you don't see porn star sized dicks as the average (17cm+)
>>26114948fucking kek
>>26114951MatsuriNo, it never seemed good from the first announcement
>>26114951FaunaYes. My dad collected comics as a kid, and liked Morbius. We were a bit disappointed.
>>26114906I got fucking wasted the night it opened and shit talked a bunch of nijiniggers there.
>>26114774Well they would have an easier time remembering the layout if they actually went
>your oshi>do you believe anons when they post the size of their dicks without proof
>>26115032They are chilling with me.t.KFP
>>26114951MumeiYes. I love shitty movies
>140x100cm is too small.Were all dicklets to Bae.
AHHHHH ISP HATE
>>26114951gurafirst 20ish minutes
>>26115032a CTRL F "Kiara" will suffice
>>26114811>dot pee H peeto the trash it goes
Squeeeeb.
kusa
>>26115059AmeWhy do you want anons to post their dicks anon?
>>26115059GuraI believe most anons, but the ones that exaggerate girth I do not believe.
>>26115059GuraYes, because at 17.5 cm I'm one of the bigger ones claimed so far and it's not really THAT big
All of these gayming tables look like shit and flimsy as fuck.
https://streamable.com/d4gugf
>>26114951InaI watched the gif that contains the whole movie at like x50 speed, does that count?
>>26114951>Kiara>YesIt's not even entertainingly bad, it's Green Lantern tier.
>>26114828>>26114857>>26094818>>26094842>>26090157>>26090310>>26112001>>26113716>>26114776>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=why+are+deadbeats+sperging+out+about+kiara
>>26115055Honest question, what exactly is the character Morbious supposed to be in the original comics? And how far does the movie stray from that?
>>26115094He's a Hooman
>>26114529Mumei5.5 inches for an 1.5 inches girth
>>26115085>Catalog80 percent of the web is php you double nigger
>>26114949This would imply that the empirical data suggests a grossly exaggerated average, and I don't think many people are going to agree that the true average is significantly lower than the ~5.5in/14cm that most studies lean toward
>>26115059baeno, especially not >>26114941
I just realized that there is a very subtle 'a' at about 0:19 in the left ear here. I thought I was going crazy during the premiere since nobody else brought it up but now I am certain that it is therehttps://youtu.be/aFRbb1pyn5M?t=17
>>26115117what is this supposed to point out
>>26114854[Redacted]34A
>>26115059InaThis is femanon ruse to make maleanon post dick pics
Oh fuck that's a big ass tableBae can lay on it
>>26115116Green Lantern is actually funny that one time though, with the Hot Wheels
>>26115041> porn star sized dicks as the average (17cm+)17cm cannot be porn star tier, their dicks look way bigger than mine
>>26115123How do measuring of girths even work? Idk if you're small or not
>>26115117Obsessed and delusional
>>26115086Deadbeats said that Kiara is cute >>26113108? Based.
>>26115117That's incredible
>>26115117thanks I was thinking of pointing this out but you did it for meI wonder why they're so obsessed with skeletons, do you think their science teacher raped them after school and they had to stare at the anatomical model the whole time?
>>26115140It's ok to say Rushia anon, we won't bite
Why are KFP sperging out about deadbeats again?
Fauna is pretty shit at Minecraft when it comes to doing stuff that's not part of a speedrun.
>>26115134anon? your link goes nowhereare you okay?
>>26115059>Aki>I don't really care, there's lots of ways the genitals can appear unappealing that has nothing to do with size. For example, the skin of mine is covered in these weird spots.
>>26115151Average girth is about 5 inches.
>Your oshi>If you were a holo with access to the MC server, what would you build?
>>26115098This is the strange thing to me. 45cm ones are out there, so why are anons acting like 18cm is impossible
>>26115148Maybe you're measuring it in inches and converting it wrong
>>26115059kiarano bit I don't want proof
>>26115123Were you the one that posted their cock and balls yesterday?
Bae is going to scam herself and buy some lousy stuff isn't she?
>>26114263Smegma…
Why are sapling sperging out at takos again?
Can you guys please stop talking about dicks. It is SO inappropriate.
>>26115178InaThe tunnel that Takeshi bikes through
>>26115117pathetic waste of oxygen
>>26115134meds
>>26115148That's partially because your dick isn't shot by a professional, there's a lot of smoke and mirrors
>>26115199I want to see her tiny, nasty pussy again…
>>26115181>45cm cockAnon that's like 4 standard deviations above normal....A 16-17cm cock is just "above average" with anything above that being rare.
Why are Schizos something out about HoloEN again?
>>26114222Post yours, friend!
>>26115116Personally, I never really got the hatred or disdain for that movie. Yeah, it wasn't great but it was far from bad. I've seen worse.
>>26115117Idiothttps://litter.catbox.moe/58uswp.png
At least Fauna ventures outside of Bunkeronii, nice variety
>>26115211Theres no takos anymore, they're all saplings
If a femanon actually wanted guys to start posting their dicks out of spite at each other they'd start an argument about foreskin, honestly
>>26114949where can I get some of this "actual measuring" and is it administered by a woman?
>>26115181horses dont count
>>26115151Wait, I mean diameter.>>26115194No
>>26115059AmeYes, but I want proof
>>26114450What world do you live in?
are we going to watch gura play that shit?
>>26115178koboa 10,000x1000 obsidian structure that reaches from bedrock to build limit right next to the gen 5 building
>>26114951OkayuYeah twice
>>26115241Anon...
PREGNANT WOMAN ON BAE'S STREAM
>>26115140This is a hemin. I believe
>>26115228That hole was really small. I bet she's not even 5'0
>>26115228It did look weirdly tiny. She must have been a fucking midget. I would probably tear her a new one.
>>26115178kiaraa big ass house
Fine. I'll post my dick since you all are so curious
>>26115117What is this faggot's fixation with Kiara, Mori, KFP, and Deadbeats?
>>26115276yeah, bae, with me
>>26115249How is this even an argument? Foreskin is objectively inferior
>>26115178InaAuschwi-An auditorium or something. I'm not that creative.
>>26115263sure why not