カリオペ 森

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A thread for the Angelic Ambassador of the Afterlife, Calliope Mori, and the members of the extended Universe

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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I want to have a threesome with Mori and Kronii's huge tits!

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>>26061308
Previous thread: >>26040825

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGSyM2Dcv7M
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLUHSFmlHU

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

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Cool Reaper

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5tdqYnE0U

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>>26061519
Looks like she came out of like Trigun...
>Mori most likely never watched Trigun.

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I love my Mori!!
I love my Mori!!
I love my Mori!!
Remember to love your Mori!!

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A statement not brought on by me listening to something. I hope she does a song with ill.bell.

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Mori

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>>26062319
sex

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>>26062319
Calliope

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>>26062319

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remember to love your Mori

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>>26060295
Mori has good clipfags??? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Upon further reflection, I think everyone was too harsh to UnAlive and there's far more to like that dislike about the track.

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I think I love her

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>>26063327
I still stand by my opinion that UnAlive (EN) is unironically good even if it's not perfect.

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Looks like J-Chad actually an dude the number thread found him out he streams on twitch. He talking about meeting the director of the liveshow.

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>>26063822

[Anonymous No.]

Morpo love

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>>26063822
I miss Ina..

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>>26064674
>Ina has had a solo stream more recently than Mori
:(

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>>26063914
Hey, you can't just dox me like that bro

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS & Kronii watchalong in ten minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl6R26IuEKQ
Bae zatsu now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTv8mpZPrA

[Anonymous No.]

I just took a nap and dreamt about Mori carrying around a baby in her arms while strolling around Dust 2

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>>26065093
>The Last Airbender
These women need correction

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>>26065120
Yeah, Aang correctiob

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>>26065197
You mean Ong correction

[Anonymous No.]

HOW LONG UNTIL MORI

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>>26065093
>last airbender

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>>26065636
56 minutes

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>>26063327
I like it. The rapping part goes pretty hard and the singing is nice, she did it really well live. It's only the one high note that takes me out of it each time I hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which outfit will she wear for today's stream?

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I'm not going to be able to watch the steam since I've got to be up early nowa days. Make my Mori feel loved alright

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>>26067488
rapper

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>>26067488
reaper

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>>26067488
Nothing :}

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https://twitter.com/o8q/status/1536552391130370048?s=20&t=cJZtYCuENP6JXGsPBNQtEw

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>>26067686
>I'm not going to be able to watch the steam since I've got to be up early nowa days.
Ganbatte himebeat.

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test

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>>26065197
Is it pronounced Aang or Aang?

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>>26067488
Wedding dress for me

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>>26068050
Did your ban wear off?

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>>26068106
Nah, got blocked for ten minutes

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched Mori from Vcarnival she was so beautiful!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26068571
is vcarnival on el gato

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>>26068640
si

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>>26068640
yes

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>>26068724
>>26068725
Gracie

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>>26068797
de nada

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>>26069030
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>26069030
not today bitch

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>>26063914
>bottom
M-Mori selfcest? Uwa?

[Anonymous No.]

I associate ER menu screen music with Mori's streams now

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>>26067936
that's a lotta sag

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>>26069248
That's a deadbeat who's been membered for more than a year

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>>26069282
Mori will remix the intro for Shinigami Note

[Anonymous No.]

She seems pretty keen for it. I think she could have a lot of fun with it if they do some raiding.

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>>26069322
it's actually incredibly accurate

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>>26069422
Based oppaibeat. Shaved those pits yet?

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>>26069322
It's actually not too much seeing there's no bra, especially considering how well endowed Mori is.

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>>26069322
Realistically saggy huge tits are incredibly sexy anon.

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my Mori's back I've missed her so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Bitch just made me yawn too big and cramped my jaw.

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>>26067839
you won $100

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>>26069560
Just send it to Mori in an aka next stream for me deadbeat

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>>26067839
You win

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Oh god was she going to go into public servers?

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why is her audio low

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>>26069322
That's how tits work anon

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>>26069645
She's a retard, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>She tried to make her own server
Oh God

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>>26069322
Watch more clothed porn

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>>26069645
this is our Mori we're talking about here so yes she was

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>>26069645
>>26069721
What is the worst that can happen?

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>>26069721
That would of been a true yab

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>>26069700
as long as it's hers I don't mind the sag

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I miss them so much

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>>26069792
IP leak is possible and lots of YABE content from other players.

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>she wanted to play Rust for a long time
She definitely was watching her favorite streamers play it on Twitch.

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yeah try using my fingers

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>>26069832
mumei just streamed not too long ago...

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>>26069849
This seems like the kind of thing that's easily disprovable yet shitters will cling to it anyway

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>>26069650
Noise gate turned up (likely due to AC) plus weak voice

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>>26069777
With Mori, it would have been kino. Fuck management. Mori is the single holo that would know how deal with kids screaming NIGGER in the microphone after spawnkilling her.

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>>26069828
If she takes care of her tits like original Wonder Woman or Elvira, she won't have that much sag when she older.

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>>26069874
She's only been back for 2 days

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>>26069849
Does she watch anyone but Charlie?

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>>26069945
How do you "take care" of tits?

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>>26069887
>look up Moist Critikal Rust
>first result is a 7+ hour VOD of him playing it from awhile ago
hrrm

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>>26069928
screaming it back louder is NOT the way, my dawg

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>>26070005
As I said, kino.

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>>26069988
Back exercises and a properly supporting and sized bra. There are also cosmetic surgeries that can help with it that arnt implants.

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>she's just jumped right back into Malenia
I don't know if that's the best option, but on the plus side the rest of the game will seem like a cakewalk after this lmao.

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>>26069991
>more than a year ago

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>>26070097
thats true
dragon lord placidusax was a cake walk compared to malenia for me

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>phase 2 in 20 minutes
She'll win in 1 hour and 25 minutes

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>>26069887
I mean where else would she learn about it then? Genre alone means its a game she would never show up on her radar on its own, she would only know about it if told by somebody. Now who she learned about it from is up in the air.

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>>26069945
god the actress who plays Elvira is like 60 or 70 right? I'd totally have sex with her.

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>>26070097
The good thing is she's using the right strat to beat her, mimic with a high poise damage weapon is pretty effective, that's how I beat her and I'm a shitter.

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>>26069991
Holy shit, I also know a streamer that has played Rust in the last 3 years. Mori must be playing because them too!

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>>26070228
Clearly she was watching Towa complain

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>>26070194
70 and the og Wonder Woman same age.

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>>26070194
She recently revealed in a book that she is gay and had been in a relationship with a woman for awhile. Somehow managed to hide it.

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>>26070305
towa wants to kiss mori

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>>26070357
Tomato...

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>>26070357
no, i wont let any other holo try to get Mori kisses

[Anonymous No.]

Have any holoEN beaten Elden Ring yet?

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>>26070427
Reine, Irys and Ina must have, no?

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>>26070452
No, just Reine

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>>26070452
>EN
>Reine
IRyS dropped it a while back. Ina, Ame, and Mori are about neck-in-neck right now

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>>26070452
Reine is ID, no and no

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is it just me or is her mic kinda fucky?

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>>26070228
>wanted to play the game that's out of her preferred genre and expressed dislike of in the past as soon as she was able
>her favorite streamer since high school used to play it hours on end
>these two things can't be related

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>>26070452
No EN, consider Ina's break like a pit stop, Mori is now leading the race

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>>26070506
Reine is EN in my heart

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>>26070516
High noise gate due to AC + JWU + scratchy throat

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>>26070516
Noise gate too high.

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I hope she gets her second wind soon, she sounds half dead

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>>26070520
You're trying way too hard dude

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What is she saying Noise-Enhancementbeats?

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>>26070631
First wind. She just woke up

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>>26070325
>She recently revealed in a book that she is gay
Damn. Has she always been gay or is it a recent thing?

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She self-inserts in video games so much, it must have been bad for her early development as a child

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>used to want someone else in the room with her when she fought bosses to feel safer
kyuut

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do you think Mori would like the game Soul Sacrifice?

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>>26070684
>it's trying too hard to point out an obvious connection

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>>26070802
Shes old, she probably had to hide it for a long ass time. As recently as 20 years ago coming out could be a career ending, see Ellen before she got her talk show.

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>>26070802
Together for literal years

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>>26070870
this is why I love her

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That anime sword move seems like complete bull shit from Malenia. Knowing these games she probably only has to dodge once to avoid each flurry.

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>>26071036
what's more bullshit is that it's been proven that this game cheats and it will read your inputs

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>>26071036
Nah the dodge is pretty tricky but you can get out with minimal to no damage with the right positioining

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>>26071136
reading inputs is not cheating

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I fucking love that grunt

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This Elvira chat makes me wanna see art of Mori dressed as Elvira and maybe___too

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>>26070966
>"obvious connection"
You would have had a case for MGR, you're being completely retarded with this

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I guess mimic doesn't drink flasks anymore, huh?

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>>26071148
I could never figure it out so I just blood hound stepped.

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https://youtu.be/8ZBeKP7w2Mc

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>>26071234
I learned to bait it out with ranged moves since there is a bit of a cooldown on it after she uses it

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>>26071234
Basically, you have to be a bit less than the lunge distance away and sprint directly away from her, then sprint into and roll into the next two volleys

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>>26071296
So sprint away from the first and dodge into her on the next 2?

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>>26071466
Yea, essentially. It's hard to convey over text but once you figure out how to dodge the first volley it only takes a bit of experimentation to get the rest down

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imagine intense sex with mori and her mimic

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>>26071537
Honestly with how fucky it is it feels like they just want you to use some sort of weapon art to dodge it since you can just change them at the grace and most of the ones that give iframes have fairly low fp cost so even characters with base fp have enough to last the fight.

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How long till she notices her mic settings are fucked?

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>>26071681
There's a grace period of ~30 seconds between runs where she can look at chat

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For being a little "rusty," she got back into it real quick

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>>26071663
I used a shield when I was too close to sprint away

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>>26071631
>fucking Mori doggystyle while she's going down on her Mimic
My erection is piercing the heavens.

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>>26071744
Even though it's been a while, sometimes a break is just what you need when you're throwing yourself up against a wall over and over

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>>26071663
Yea all my friends who played did katana builds and had no problem using Bloodhound's, I am a Guts gamer so I had to figure it out and jump R2 my way through

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>>26071631
please don't make me horny for her while she's streaming
>>26071200
didn't she make a sex tape?

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>>26071200
who?

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>>26071795
I had the same build, but I switched to dual wielding battle hammer + rotten battle hammer for the fight since I could put bloodhound on it.

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>>26071848
>who
fuck I'm old.
Hannah Minx dude.

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someone tell her her audio is fucked I'm too scared I might come off as rude

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>>26071848
Hannah Minx she's like the first E-Girl. think of her like boomer Belle Delphine

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>>26071937
Several people are she is literally missing the messages every time.

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>>26071848
Damn, I am old.

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>>26071744
>got halfway through phase 2 on her first attempt
She's really not as bad as people say

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>>26071986
>The first E-Girl
Close.

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>>26072113
oh fuck I forgot about her

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>>26072113
Holy shit, that's a name I haven't see in a long ass time. What happened to her? I'm somehow expecting she is dead.

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>Mori is streaming while she has a cold
I want to hug this dork and tell her everything will be okay.

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>>26071986
>>26072113
Is Mori an E-girl

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>>26072250
I remember hearing something about her having a kid and losing her mind

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>>26071992
If only she could dodge the blender like she dodges those messages

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>>26072305
>One of the few times she's home and able to stream
>Is sick
Why god....

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>>26072250
There's video on yt explains what happened to her, tldr version she went nuts. >>26072323

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>she hasn't seen the Persona news yet
Damn, that's a bit unexpected.

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>>26072428
Yeah just skimmed the wiki page on her she went full on no meme alt-right neo nazi by the looks of it.

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>>26072250
Last time I heard of her was back when Leafy was still a thing (yeah, I know he's shit, but I was like 17 at the time). If someone told me she died, I wouldn't even be surprised at that point.

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>>26072562
she has been pretty busy lately

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>>26072634
She got married and seems to be living life as a mom.

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>barely streams for 2 weeks
>goes to a large gathering superspreader event
>has 3 transcontinental flights
>blames coming back to Japan and singing for 20 minutes for her cold
She surely can't be this dumb...right?

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>>26072724
What does that first bit have to do with the rest?

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>>26072814
Throat strain

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>>26072724
Except she doesn't?

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>>26072688
>she got married and has a kid
Who would be insane enough to marry, let alone put his dick inside of THAT ?!

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>>26072925
you could say the same about mori

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>>26072925
they had to learn the hard way that bitch was crazy

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>>26072925
Some men are desperate

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>>26061343
Anon... what good traits do you have that you think you'll be passing on if you have a son with Mori?

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>>26073004
Mori is the kind of autistic girl I want that's the big difference

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Man its a real throw of the dice whether the mimic works to her advantage or just undoes all her progress huh.

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>>26072925
OH LOL I got her mixed up with Hannah Minx.

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>>26073090
You need to predict when it will break her poise and mix your poise-breaks in between them

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>>26073086
good taste in music, cooking, artist, gamer and a good sense of humor
plus nihilism

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>>26073188
Yeah the impression I'm getting is she isn't too hard to poise break, and most of her really gnarly moves look like they come out at mid-range?

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>>26073004
True I guess. I have started to think more as a friend who would be fun to hang out with than gf in recent times.

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>>26073086
I'd impregnate her so often that one of our children will be a genius from pure probability.

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>>26072925
Well, me.

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Mori your mic onegai I normally don't bitch about these things but I just want to hear you and your coughs

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>>26073912
Sorry, it's my fault that she is coughing

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>>26073943
shut up clover

[Anonymous No.]

You think she'll realize that repeating this same type of travel schedule before her sololive could possibly result in the same fucked up throat/sickness?

[Anonymous No.]

which ER character has the best r34?

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>>26073943
don't worry i don't blame you for selling her ciggies

she likes to smoke them after we fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26074039
Ranni

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That was pretty cool how she accidentally jumped over her sword.

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>>26074039
Fia

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>>26074039
Sellen

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I give up, she's gonna go the whole stream with the scuffed mic. Pon reaper.

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>>26073090
Not really, she dies without mimic in seconds. She needs to figure out a way to kill the first phase without Mimic losing so much health it dies during the Scarlet Aeonia in second phase. Or she can do what she tried just now and do first phase without mimic at all and use it in second phase but that needs her to get good at dodging at least all attacks besides waterfowl.

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I can't tell what the delay on chat is so I can't get the timing on commenting about her mic. I give up.

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>>26069945
its fucking unreal how hot elvira still is

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>>26074634
uncover the cooch and you'll be horrified

[Anonymous No.]

She's learning!

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>>26074660
...and how would you know this?

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>>26074046
DONTA

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>>26074660
I have many questions

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>>26074743
What she need to learn is how to dodge melania spinning attack

[Anonymous No.]

care to have this dance? care to have this dance? care to have this dance? care to have this dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26074743
Or not. But she's trying and she doesn't get tilted so it's fun.

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>>26074920
her dorkiest yet sexiest moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>26074920
*May I

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds very Texan

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>>26074939
lives rent free in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>26074920
>>26074957
You're both fools

[Anonymous No.]

She's regressing...

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>>26075012
Would you take her hand and dance with her?

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>>26075071
a question that has an obvious answer and it's not no

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075012
Unironically gfe

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>>26075071
I'd take her hand and never let go.

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>>26075121
this

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>>26073086
manlet genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075012
I will have this dance now and forever whenever mori feels like it

[Anonymous No.]

Morpo...

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>>26074660
lol if you're not trying to get eldritch pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna beat this guy up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075071
Without question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075644
it would absolutely rule watching randoms try and show off and get obliterated by cross continent lag malenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075644
>YT specifically decides to shit itself super hard for me
>everything else works fine
I-I guess no more Mori for me tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075309
I wrote this
t.small king

[Anonymous No.]

She is starting to get tilted

[Anonymous No.]

she's mad now

[Anonymous No.]

morbi...

[Anonymous No.]

No way she's gonna beat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075880
she needs to grind for 40 more hours so she can cheese this boss

[Anonymous No.]

Get settled for a long one anons, I don't remember how long it took her, but Noel spent quite a while to get through Malenia's first phase solo, and arguably her build was a more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

the only one that won't let her get away with it

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>>26075972
it took her about 8 hours I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076011
She WILL learn the dance
She WILL get away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076080
I'd rather she learned you can stop it with an ice pot, it would cut a few hours from the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26075972
we will get another 12hr everhood tier marathon

[Anonymous No.]

Crispy-chan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076080
I am Melenia, blade of Mequella.

[Malenia, Blade of Miquella No.]

I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076119
Well said, fellow deadbeat. I too would like for my oshi to stream less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076145
But it isn't as fun.

[Anonymous No.]

i want mori to solo me...

[Anonymous No.]

JWU from a nap and accidentally overslept, what's happen so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076535
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Mikururun/status/1536544349231669248

[Anonymous No.]

Will Malenia be the last deadbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076535
>JWU Mori
>Got to phase 2 a few times
>Told a short story about her being dropped off at weird dance communities as a kid
>decided to save mimic for phase 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076575
>that hair
my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076535
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[Anonymous No.]

how's the zatsu portion of this stream? or was she too focused on the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076638
zatsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076599
Excellent handlebars for riding

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076638
yeah she's too focused on getting her ass pounded by Melenia which makes me fucking jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076574
>fembeat will be the final deadbeat
we've never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076661
I don't exactly fault her for it. Malenia's a slippery bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076668
>>26076661
fuck. please let there be a post-game zatsu to at least talk about how's the concert for her. even suisei did one

[Anonymous No.]

in other news : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZBeKP7w2Mc

[Anonymous No.]

I am Melenia, blade of Miquella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076765
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076765
Damn, MMD looks good these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076765
the song I listened to after I fell for my Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076668
the thought of malenia dominating mori sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076808
Bitch don't even got eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076844
>Malenia has no eyes
>Mori says she doesn't have eyes
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076844
yeah and she's beating my Mori into the fucking dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076844
BITCH AIN'T EVEN GOT NO EYES

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076844
Malenia can smell the fear emanating from her ripe pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076899
how does it feeeeeeel, Malenia
to be a... b i t c h

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta stop listening for 8 minutes, she better not kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

I sort of just stopped paying attention and had her on in the background while I was playing Monster Hunter is there a reason why she stopped using the mimic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076964
Saving it for phase 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076964
It's a decent strat in theory, but in my experience if you go full aggro it's better with the mimic out from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076964
She realized she wasn't actually learning the fight with it so she is trying to get to get to phase 2 without it so she isnt fucked when it dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076888
>>26076929
uwaa...

[Anonymous No.]

>learns how to easily dodge one of the more annoying moves
>continues to roll the wrong way
Morippi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26076638
Nigga, since when these streams ever had zatsu?

[Anonymous No.]

This strat may be it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077264
the one hero tomb with the lava got pretty zatsu-y

[Anonymous No.]

Moririn just dodge right onegai or at least fix your mic

[Anonymous No.]

C-man will come back

[Anonymous No.]

C-MAN MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

I am Melenia, blade of Miquella.

[Anonymous No.]

he's got to be at least bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077487
I'd rather cum on C-man's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077487
Yeah at NUO.
You'll call me crazy now, but that fourth silhouette is Calvin I beleeb it.

[Anonymous No.]

I literally JWU, how many attempts has it been? Also, has she shared anything about the off-collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077541
>Calvin is Teddy
woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077541
it's teddyloid. In one of the most badass moves, and proving she doesn't care if you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077558
nope she's just getting her ass beat by Melenia, blade of Miquella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077605
Hey, that attempt was kinda fucking close actually!

[Anonymous No.]

Morbi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077531
I need art of Mori giving her hot retard cousin a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077643
There is art of Calvin taking Mori's huge futa cock

[Anonymous No.]

did she say she's always missing us? Mori....don't do this to me....

[Anonymous No.]

i no longer belieb

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077699
wow you didn't really belieb it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077699
ogey, more Mori for me I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077699
please play parappa the rapper

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw she clutches it like with Bloodstained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077605
Oh nice. I was worried I'd miss her talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>her voice is sounding better since she started sipping tea (in tha hood)
That's a positive

[Anonymous No.]

Get ready

[Anonymous No.]

Is she taking the longest to beat Melania out of all holos?
Bloodborne veteran my ass cant belieb Calli san is a fraud!

[Anonymous No.]

this is bringing me back to the days of Pokemon Diamond

[Anonymous No.]

This reaper is going to mess up my sleep schedule isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077968
she has you gripped by the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077810
Kiara lives in the hood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077968
just go with the flow, she will take care of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077986
At least I got pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077986
Mori does seem like the type of girl to grab your balls a little too tightly because she thinks that's what guys like

[Anonymous No.]

>"I need to tinkle"
wtf mori

[Anonymous No.]

time for her to piss out all the progress

[Anonymous No.]

Mori saying she has to tinkle is really cute actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>26077986
I wanna fucking kiss her so fucking bad this manipulative fucking cocksucking bitch

[Anonymous No.]

All this time I thought she was actually washing her hands
Mori lied to me...

[Anonymous No.]

She is letting hot, steamy urine out at this very moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078133
She's doing it cutely, so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078080
...I mean, I wouldn't say NOT to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>Design work
What is it this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078080
If she does it while kissing me she might get me to moan into her mouth, just saying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078208
Probably shirts for her RM shows. She seems to design a new one for every location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078208
shirts for another rm appearance

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078208
obviously she's giving input in her next outfit....ha..

[Anonymous No.]

Your rm merch is shitty and spamming more of it isn't worth your time, Mori. Focus on your fucking concert and rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078235
>>26078234
What a truly retarded human being she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>That one player phantom that keeps on using Full Moon Sorcery
looks like that's not working out for him either

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078244
triple nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078080
UWA

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone order any of the other Shinigami Note bonuses off of CDJapan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078080
Im scared if its Mori Im gonna let her do it

[Anonymous No.]

Damn right Mori I beat Malenia by chain staggering her with power stanced guts swords with my mimic, shit was fucking cash.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to bed. Make fun of her for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078445
will do, night dead beat .

[Anonymous No.]

>"Record for a friend"
Even more roommate shit....great...

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck, that was a perfect run for the first fase and she wasted it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078269
>>26078532
Fucking cunt having a life outside of Hololive. Someone should email J-Chad and let her know.

[Anonymous No.]

She 100% can do it now, things just need to align a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078600
I too like to take as much unnecessary optional side work when I'm feeling sick and preparing for the biggest project of my life at my main job

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078612
it's just a matter of time at this point, and she's got all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078612
She had a good chance a couple tries ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078360
most of us got the limited

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078659
She should stop streaming too so that she can dedicate all of her time to rehearsing for her concert in over a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078725
She already has though, she's taken 2 of the last 3 weeks off of streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078710
No, the store specific bonuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078269
Yeah I don't know why she needs to do all this shit to keep that side alive. Just tweet and people will be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078821
I know, they're for the standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078835
Uhhhhhh, because she wants to? Who the fuck are you to tell her she can't?

[Anonymous No.]

pineapple rag is way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078878
You're absolutely correct, it's just hard for some to see so many rm projects above Hololive commitments/projects on her priority list, despite that having been the case this entire year

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079053
>above Hololive commitments/projects
and now we're moving into bait territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079102
That's why I decided against giving him a (You), can't be too careful these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079102
Yeah, the reason this subject even came up was because she is putting off RM work to do hololive work, streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079141
She should completely put it off tell her friends to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079102
of course it's fucking bait, he even decided to conveniently ignore the fact that she literally said the current stream is taking priority

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079171
Isn't that what most of us wish she did in February?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26078600
Many Holos have RMs, none of them come with completely destroying your health like she does, or even close to the time investment.
Every time Mori's RM sneezes, two weeks go bye bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079239
More like every time Mori's RM sneezes, half of /vt/ has an aneurysm kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079208
>expecting shitposting fags to be watching a stream
>ever
They just sit in /vt/ all day making up bullshit about women online

[Anonymous No.]

ah the bait, they arent even watching yet they comment like they know what is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079239
Kiara even went next level and made it into basically no down time

[Anonymous No.]

She'll never kill Malenia with this build. She just spams attack, she'd need an entire fight where Malenia is stunlocked.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to them, I think there are 2 of them and maybe we will get lucky again and they will start replyign to each other and have some in thread entertainment like last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079208
She should not have those projects in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079285
All it takes is a tweet or small mention in global for the gremlin mudhut schizo to come back. It's hilarious, he operates like a drone on command

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079285
I'm surprised there wasn't multiple threads about that retweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079285
Nah, most of them don't care as you saw how little bait threads there were during her "time off".

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079463
Mori-related threadshitting has just gone down significantly, it's a comfy time to be a deadbeat on /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Mori still wearing the talismans that make her take extra damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079502
its weird how close the pattern is to last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079463
I think what triggers people the most is that the RM doesn't act like she has anything else going on, but Mori is constantly referencing RM stuff she has to do.
If she didn't do it during streams, shitposting would go down because people would less to latch on to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079502
>average shitposter gets bored and finds a new shiny toy
>only pathetic retards screaming and shitting their pants are left
Now where have I heard this before..

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079502
Even though it doesn't seem like it sometimes people are getting better at ignoring bait. They feed off (you)s and will stop posting if you ignore them unless they are some extreme schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079446
That would be a new level of stupid for this board though I think it's hilarious that someone who milks sarcastic react content and the Johnny Depp trial watching is virtue signaling

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079502
Well except on this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079522
no, she took it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079568
Well as we saw yesterday, they just sort of get caught in a feedback loop between each other

[Anonymous No.]

Is Malenia the hardest boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079565
>Johnny Depp trial watching
That was wake up call for how Jerma is only one who is trying anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079765
No question

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079542
>I think what triggers people the most is that the RM doesn't act like she has anything else going on
nigga, this is literally fantasy writing, the first thing she talked about on her rm stream was her other job

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079361
That's literally the easiest way to kill Malenia without cheesy items. You hit her and don't let her move as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079765
Yes. Every other boss can be mogged with a mimic with no issues.
>>26079776
Fuck that fucking trial, Asmongold had literally dozens of videos on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079817
If you know a little bit what you're doing and have Tiche, she is just spamming attack into every Malenia attack.

[Anonymous No.]

How does the game choose which moves to unleash? Is it random?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079801
They don't even watch Mori streams, you expect them to watch RM ones even though they are liek once every 2 months?

[Anonymous No.]

>fixes noise gate after almost 5 hours
mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079916
It input reads like a bitch. I think a lot of bosses have designated "punish"-moves for when you try to heal. Godskin fucks throw black flame at you, Malenia does her thrust, Crucible Knight also charges at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079916
She'll do waterfowl after certain hp thresholds. She'll do the long range stab if you're far away and healing.
Rest of her moveset in the first phase is easy to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26079916
For the most part. Some of the more crazy moves like Malenia's big spinny anime slash have cooldowns, and some moves react to certain inputs you do, like Godskin apostle throwing a flame at you every time you heal.
The worst part is that some moves in this game have optional RNG combo extenders, so memorizing patterns only helps about half the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Just tuned in, don't usually watch Mori, Is this NG+ or has she been stuck at Malenia for like 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080261
It's her first ER stream in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080279
D-Did she use to be better than this at any point...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080365
No, she's gotten pretty close to finishing it a couple times though.
Ya boy ain't too good at video games.

[Anonymous No.]

Her chair is probably sweaty right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080396
The fact that she got close to winning while playing like this is honestly impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

Only watched some of Calli, not in the schizo hole very often -
Why did the Persona 3 stream get privated?
Is it an issue of Atlus saying
>le call for harassment
after a bunch of people bug them, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

I‘ll eat my own shit if she beats this under 20 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080497
I recommend you order taco bell right now so your experience will be extra saucy once you do eat your own shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080497
I don't think she'll play this for 20 hours.
But yeah if she does, probably. She's just mashing and relying entirely on RNG.
Does she not have items to respec, does she not know about respec, or is she stubbornly refusing to respec?

[Anonymous No.]

this is the run

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080491
Management got mad after a bunch of dipshits harassed Atlus on social media. Until based Shinove came through I think everyone assumed it made Atlus perms a permanent get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

this is the run

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080609
The third, and I get it. Respeccing for a boss kinda feels like losing tbdesu. It felt good to stick with my unga bunga build the whole game.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god she's still at it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if she is stupidly stubborn or super determined, but I gotta bow out and catch up with other Holos.
Have fun deadbeats.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you fags never watch L*l* or Korone? A single 5 hour long stream is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26080800
It's both anon, that's why I love her.