/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General: Gura Firesale Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Cpg8cEtos

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (unembed)
(embed) (embed) (cute thread) (embread) (embed thread)

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
Previous Thread: >>25571233

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is streaming on twitch
I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.]

buy towa

[Anonymous No.]

gay nasfaq sex

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[Anonymous No.]

>>25646503
I for one think you should buy Kanata.

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>>25641130
Is this the first time we get an abayo about a player?

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>>25646987
I can feel the Lady Gaga word cloud coming already

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>>25647132
always a blast

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>>25646987
I'm pretty sure we at least have had an Applause abayo before since, as the other anon says, I remember the Lady Gaga song.

[Anonymous No.]

Buy Nenechi

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>>25647554
why

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>>25647554
buy towa

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>>25647573
Because she's a cunnyseur

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>>25647609
you better not

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>>25641130
Do you live for the applause?
>>25646987
No, otherwise I wouldn't have had Lady Gaga's "Applause" ready and "on the list". Only reason I had to re-upload it was zz.fo dying. [sound=z.zz.fo%2FEZSrp.m4a] - won't help you search any archives as far as I know...they all throw their hands up and shrug when you try to search for soundposts by filename
>>25647132
>>25647191
>>25647407
I try

There's also been at least one or two about bread.

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>>25647761
Thank you for the Applause.

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>>25647649
no, the reason to buy Nene is because her and haachama are going to have sex live on stream

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>>25647761
Kino, I clapped heh

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>>25647761
>the most game related word cloud in recent times
>thread died early
naruhodo

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>>25647824
>>25647931
>>25648069

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>>25647761
This slaps, I want more Applause abayos now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25647886
I think all the Holoblondes should have sex with me and each other at the same time

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>>25647761
Damn, I kinda like this song actually.

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>>25647573
It's always a good time to buy Nenechi. Stop asking questions, pump my wallet instead.

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>>25647761
when searching soundposts by filename just use the string between % and the file extension e.g. 2FEZSrp

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>>25648767
I will allow it

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>>25648069
the less posts there are, the more likely it will become a BBB dominated word cloud
>>25648251
>>25649243
If you had any doubts about it before, this is now officially the gayest thread on /vt/.
>/nasfaqg/ - we unironically listen to Lady GaGa!
>>25649487
Thanks!!! https://archive.alice.al/vt/search/filename/2FEZSrp/
>>25646987
Previous Applauseses:
>>17727458
>>17676559

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>>25649803
>he doesn't like Lady GaGa
weak ass bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25649803
Lady Gaga is legitimately good.

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>>25649864
>>25649886
I never said I didn't like her. It's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

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>>25650044
You're god damn right it isn't.

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>>25650059
>

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>>25650059
Unless all three way members are men, in which case it's pretty damn gay, double gay even.

[Anonymous No.]

everything except my exotic and deep music taste is unironically mid Shirogane Noel is the greatest singer alive

[Anonymous No.]

i know of at least one missing from https://catbox.moe/c/gip682, it was the one after ringochad peeing on suisei, cause i know i did one of a 35p cumming on miko very similar

[honk No.]

Hello /nashags/ I need some data to improve the game so please fill out the survey in image attached! Thank you for filling out the survey, and for playing nasfaq.
Floor id : 3bdG0baf-089c-4FUc-8k85-7yo6urb9seclf

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>>25651305
fuck off glowie I'm not giving you my details

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>>25650295
You are a man of culture.
>>25650530
NT(Collection)A, but you just sent me on a wild goose chase through my Session Buddy history. Luckily, those two are somehow still up and haven't been removed from aggie's servers. It's definitely not the one immediately after, those two are shown back to back in the album.
https://aggie.io/8m860uskm9 2020-11-19 Peeing on Suzy
https://aggie.io/jrw0_el9ln 2020-11-26 HoloX Road Trip
I won't be any help for the Dec/Jan ones - I wasn't home.

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>>25651305
tokoyami towa

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>>25651305

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>>25650530
It might have been deleted before it got posted to avoid jannies? I can't find anything resembling that in my archive either.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>25653540
based

[Anonymous No.]

So how many zaibatsu are we up to now?

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>>21987204
I still don't know what these codes are or how to use them.

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>>25655183
They have long since expired, they are useless now

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>>25635386
>01:38:29
>>25635415
>01:39:04
How is my timing that unlucky that I decided to go sleep instead of staying a minute longer to play mahjong...

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>>25655249
But what were they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25655494
I'm still awake, would you like to try to get a lobby going?
t. host from last night

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>>25655577

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>>25655572
The mythical nasfaq lewds

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>>25655684
Everybody is welcome, please play Mahjong with us! Fill the lobby up onegai
Majsoul Friends Room 11674(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11674

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>>25655689
>spoiler
Intrasting

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>>25655799
>the match in this room has already started
fuck

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>>25656068
It filled up in less than a minute, kowai

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>>25655689
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25657847
Believe what you want, I saved every single image

[Anonymous No.]

>>25656068
If you will be interested, after this match I can free up a slot for you ⊂(・▽・⊂)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25657974
nah keep playing if you want to

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night, /nasfaq/!
>>25647761
>pagi trades market income values
you heard the cloud!

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>>25654459
If you include all that are revealed and have two players or more, then it's 4.

[Anonymous No.]

Explain the kanji before some names. Some kind of clan?

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>>25660638
usually called companies but yes

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>>25660776
When did nasfaq become this faggoted?

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>>25660919
The moment people started talking about wanting a nasfaq gf

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nasfaq gfs have nothing to do with the player base being a bunch of faggots. Don't use them as an excuse for just everyone being brain retarded.

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>>25661233
The nasfaq gf was first discussed following the "nasfaq derailment and brainwashing program". It was all a psyops to turn vulnerable people into faggots and to give them weird fetish, like pregnancy and leashes, so nasfaq gf are a major contributor to the playerbase becoming increasingly gay

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>>25661429

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>>25661429
imagine being so demoralized that you consider pregnancy a weird fetish

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>>25661583
This is what you become after wearing the hat for too long, it's irreversible

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>>25662414
You only become stronger. To Beat. Them. All.

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>>25647761
Holy shit I'm on the telly
>>25646987
As the other anon pointed out, I've been the abayo two times before I'm pretty sure it was back to back even lmao

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>>25663073
The two time, back to back abayo

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>>25660638
One of them is a memebatsu that revolves solely around poor financial decisions. It is automatically the best one.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning nasfaq!

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>>25663785
Yoyoyoyo, rise and shine!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello
>>25663785 and good morning to you

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>>25663471
Keiretsu has a buch of people that are pretty high up in the RR, can't say the same about the kinchou rentai

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>>25663471
Who are you exactly?

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>>25664415
Avarice

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>>25664415
Your mom

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>>25664728
Good one anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25664728
No build up, no tease, no suspence, just lazily wrote with no thought whatsoever put into it 2/10

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>>25664688
kys

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>>25664728
holy shit, BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25667311
god damn it

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhh Konnui

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>Sora :: $21,831.96
>Suisei :: $7,432.90
>Watame :: $7,010.15

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Hololive :: -$11,600.83
>Subaru :: -$7,173.78
>Miko :: -$6,854.62

Overall Average Adjustment is -$831.64
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,543.20
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,231.59

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and make sure you pick up some

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how are my trades?

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>>25663785
Hello. Are you the guy that got lonely yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>Bought a bunch of Aki coin in preparation of her anniversary
>She already celebrated it 5 days ago when I was buying
>Was buying her coin at a High
I'm so fucking terrible at this fake stock game

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>>25667827
No, but I'm sure he's around here somewhere. Are you going to be his friend?

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>>25667479
!ti etaicerppa syawla sA !weiver gninrom dna modsiw etuc ruoy rof hcum yrev uoy knahT .lausu rep sA

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>>25667982
HAH stuupid

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>>25667989
Well, if he's around I'm saying hello to him too Sure

[Anonymous No.]

Post em boys
Damn, -3k zeta do hurt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25667982
どんまい

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>>25668100

[Anonymous No.]

>>25668100
boring red

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>>25668100

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>>25668100
where is the usual immagine anon?

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>>25668100

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>>25667982

[Anonymous No.]

Pagi! I have a new interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25668373
kunka kunka ii nioi

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>>25668373
god I wish I had Iofi's feet in my face...

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>>25668373
Why not enjoy some of that good stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Through booty, unity. Pun intended. Only oshiboard with 100% hat/mark.

Sieghardt if you want a jeb_, say the word.

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Mahjong. South, 4p, 5+20s.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49766

[Anonymous No.]

>Luna has crashed again, this time for no reason
Atleast I can buy in now

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>>25668757
>no reason

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>>25668747
1 seat remaining!

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>>25668757
>no reason

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody is welcome, please play Dota! Fill the party up onegai 5 stack unranked (5-Players): https://www.dota2.com/home

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>>25668777
>>25670092
Wait what happened? Another privated stream? I didn't notice anything like that

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>>25667762
what do you think of mine?

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>>25668100

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>>25668747
GGs. I don't think I've ever beat you before, I'll quit while I'm ahead.
somebody post that yaku cheatsheet for the newhags.

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>>25668747
1 seat left!

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>>25671082

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

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>>25670261
Luna is known to act really fucking weird, she used to break the old zhonkbot, she broke the wallet analyzer and her adjustment are also weird. Best you can do is reps on poi after hour nineteen

[Anonymous No.]

>>25673653
It's because she's HimeMORI Luna so the code recognizes her as MORI Calliope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25673874
Thats amazing if true, infact I want to believe it is true

[Anonymous No.]

ah fuck i missed the 100k

[Anonymous No.]

>>25649257
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25668586
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25674730
omedetou!

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>>25674730
Congrats!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least I know when will the spike come

[Anonymous No.]

>>25676235
>March to April
>In 2023
>Meanwhile we STILL won't have Stars coins in that time.
Time to set up NASFAQ DARK, apparently.

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>>25676235
>2023
I have to survive a whole year just to see her coin spike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25674138
That doesn't look right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25676235
And you thought ayamecucks had it bad.

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25679260
oooh cunny rurudo

[Anonymous No.]

impressive how rurudo is more of a softcore porn character than a vtuber or streamer at this point

[Anonymous No.]

Since it's quiet, I will allow myself to bring up some old stuff.

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2 entire worlds of different tier of rurudo picture
>>25679260
featureless even for a flat
>>25679920
thick thighs, thick thighs with thighhigh thickness indent, curved loli belly, sweat running down her curved loli belly, embarrased face, budding young erect perky nipples clung to with too tight shirt, thick thighs, belt hung low with vagina lines to tease the real product, scent clouds

[Anonymous No.]

>>25680744
The difference between a boring person and a person that can enjoy the good stuff.

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morning, /nasfaq/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25681066
who

[Anonymous No.]

>>25681066
Good morning, SEAbro.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that Mio has hit 1 million subscribers, what do I do with this?

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>>25682457
sell it?
congrats on 10k too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25682457
Buy more. If you get enough, you receive a right to impregnate Mio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25682457
Thank you for buying such a big stack, anon. You got any other big stacks for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>Selling your oshi's hat

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>>25683618
It's for a valid reason!

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>>25683799
You could just have just asked someone nene, I would borrow some money to you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25684051
I don't have a money problem, I have more than enough liquid right now. I just want him to have that hat. For reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25684301
Can't believe Nenep is grooming a Chumbie into his ideal NASFAQ gf...

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>>25684301

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>>25684360
Everyone is getting some love... When will it be my turn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25684301
Damn nene forcing someone into submission.
I am proud of you nenechi! Keep it up!

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>>25684543
Kistune hands wrote this post.

[Anonymous No.]

Mandatory post about new zaibatsu, pretty colors for RR please. :^)
Name: 天国トラスト (Heavenly Trust)
Mark: [天]
Members:
toven no harem no oyakodon
Tenshi X Tenshi
Mystery Heimin

I don't need to elaborate. There are no applications.

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>>25685595
based

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>>25685595
>IRyS was conceived during a gay threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>Mishima Zaibatsu goes months without competition
>Openly states they want to see more Zaibatsu formed to compete with
>Honk announces mutual funds
>Nothing.
>Returns Report color-codes Zaibatsu members.
>4 fucking Zaibatsus formed in the span of a few days.

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>>25686952
I look cuter if I have a color

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>>25683799
the reason isnt sweaty gay sex with me so its not a good enough reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>25686952
Had we known earlier that it was as easy as giving them fancy colours...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25686952
if mutual funds existed im sure more would be made the RR is the only incentive to

[Anonymous No.]

>>25685595
>the harem is literally official now

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>>25687521
we were offering them fancy colors since the first RR. It took till Ava to create his own for people to actually remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these new gayatzus
which one has the best employee benefits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25687841
which one has the cutest members?

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>>25687841
Kinchou Dantai is open and has fandead whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>25687936
Mommymilkers still has the monopoly on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25686952
nasfaq priorities man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25686952
pretty colors make brain feel good

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>>25687841
Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge technically has The Ancient Libraries. I don't think that's a particularly strong employee benefit, though.
Also, I don't think we're recognized as a Zaibatsu because we only have one official member, even though we predate even Minamimoto.

[Anonymous No.]

its coming up on wednesday morning and you have nasfaq summer games planned starting friday
where is the schedule
what streams are being used
give us information

[Anonymous No.]

>streams on 5 am
>making masturbating noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>25689140
based

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>>25688604
BBB please join us in the search of a Pagi Gf, your oshi is an early bird which you're a perfect fit for us, perhaps you might find her if you join us!
朝

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>>25690778
do fans of iofi even exist
i thought they were all doing it ironically or at best have her 2nd or 3rd after their real oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25690983
Anon... Surely you know what does Pagi means in English, right?

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>>25690778
>your oshi is an early bird
lol
lmao, even
lmfao, if you will
kusa, quite possibly
kusadeka, conceivably
You can't be an early bird if you just never sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute nasfaq players list? if they are single even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
josei, applause

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
this looks pretty cute to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692560
25% zoom chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
(You)! :3
Don't ever get close to me and my salad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692586
I'm gonna get close to your salad[/spoiler] and add some tomatoes to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Explain Salome

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
avarice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692633
>[Deleted]
Nothing happened here
I may quite possibly be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
Xylophone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692586
You're not stopping me from tossing your mom's salad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
From quickly scrolling through the top 100, Applause, Josei, yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692633
Only if they're processed into a tomato sauce (ketchup) on my burger. Then you keep away from me and my burger.
Fix your spoiler btw

[Anonymous No.]

>not listed as cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692850
Foxman... One day you'll find the one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692414
i still like the trading boom boom does
and he is a ratfucker so extracute
i still say i want to boom boom "boom boom" in my room
lets spend the night together
from now until forever
boom boom boom boom
i want to double boom
lets spend the night together
together in my room
whoaoaoa vengaboys are back in town

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692850
dont worry foxman, im sure you're part of a list somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692850
youre cute, i offered to pet you and you shrugged it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692850
>>25693049
And even if it's a glowie's list I hear they have a lot of takos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693121
Sorry, foxman is # 3 of the unofficial nasfaq "do not date" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692694
Sho sho, Gayko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693191
who are the first two

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693222
I bet the two fandeads you don't want to approach one of them just for the other to stab you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25692850
Don't worry, I'm never listed as cute either

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693049
should I be worried?
>>25693093
>>25693191
not every foxposter is KH anon

[Anonymous No.]

Firstly, trust me anons dont fall for the nasfaq gf meme it isnt worth it. Secondly, this thread slowly reads more and more like it belongs on /lgbt/ go back to talking about buying anime girls instead of cute lists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693535
But every KH is a foxposter. I like my odds

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693558
but i dont want to think about my trades, my oshi got more expensive again and it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693558
bad experience?
When can we get a proper susan day so I can become grug again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693558
well let's start, I WANT A FUCKING DEEP RED DAY SO THAT I CAN GO FULL RETARD AND STOP MICROMANAGING MY TRADES
>captcha: AA4HH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694126
I also desire a horrific bog so I can dump liquid with grug brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694207
I'll continue, ahem, I WANT A DEEP FUCKING SO HARD I'LL GO FULL RETARD AS WE TRADE LIQUIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693558
>go back to talking about buying anime girls
Once I've moved into my new pad, I'm going to buy a $2,000 sex doll and I'm gonna dress it as my oshi.
That's basically buying an anime girl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693558
I WILL call you cute and you WILL like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694356
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25693558
I think more people should buy Kanata.

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 32,586,561, a 0.6% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 493,736. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,755,880 shares, or 8.46% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 73,191 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 56):
>Ui :: +6.2%
>Chloe :: +2.9%
>Sana :: +2.7%
>Luna :: +2.6%
>Baelz :: +2.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 10):
>Sora :: -2.3%
>Moona :: -2.2%
>Mumei :: -1.4%
>Watame :: -1.1%
>Hololive & Flare & Miko :: -0.6%

1 coin (Noel) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $250,799.73, which is an increase of 0.9% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $957,876,868,891.82, which is an increase of 1.38% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,394.84. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $105,696,568,786.80 in total market value, or 11.03% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $787,619,174.65 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 45):
>Sora :: +98.2%
>Shion :: +24.2%
>Towa :: +21.9%
>Suisei :: +18.6%
>Laplus :: +17.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>Mumei :: -25.5%
>Miko :: -23.4%
>Hololive :: -22.7%
>Subaru :: -22.5%
>Haato :: -21.2%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $766,449,443, which is an increase of 51.01% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $896,440,109.07 today, a decrease of 6.7% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 17):
>Iroha :: +8.9% All me
>Lamy :: +3.1%
>Mumei :: +3%
>Ayamy :: +2.7%
>Ina'nis & Kanaeru & Botan :: +2.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Rushia, Nachoneko, Ayamy, Kanaeru, Rurudo) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>10 coins (Ayame, Gura, Towa, Polka, Risu, Kiara, Calliope, Aqua, Nene, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Sora :: $743.08 Down
>Chloe :: $436.45 Up
>Watame :: $358.85 Down
>Luna :: $313.79 Up
>Lamy :: $294.66 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Civia :: $3.05 Up
>Aki :: $5.74 Down
>Nachoneko :: $6.28 Up
>Pochimaru :: $8.87 Up
>Fauna :: $11.86 Down

Overall Average movement was $30.47 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $73.65 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$157.95 per hour.

With at least 3 of the mamas completely down for the count, I suspect we'll be seeing them get pumped in the next week or two.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694356
do something like the gay okayu sex boat copypasta except with your oshi in a seedy warehouse you rent out and when the warehouse people check up on it theyll find the warehouse filled with 100 dead hookers dressed as your oshi full of your cum
die a man fuck the "you will have nothing and be happy" crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694415
>1 coin (Noel) had a net 0% change in volume today.
All me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694415
>Luna :: +2.6%
All me btw nanora

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694415
Numbers review saving us from the gay...

[Anonymous No.]

neneps new girlfriend is protective, as he should be
bare those chumbud teeth and claws
rawr nom nom

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694635
Nenepro is my wife now, whoever wants to bully him has to go through me first gao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694530
>All that
Don't insert me into your weird dead hooker fantasies, schizo. It's just a doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
Don't get too full of yourself you are living under my grace

[Anonymous No.]

I want Astel to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
I like this spicy new chumbud
You did good nenep, I approb

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
post leash

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
Interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
Nenep's my friend, so you better take good care of him. Or else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
post wrists faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694910
Post Light Level and favorite Exotic Weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695210
Only the best care for my nekko.
>>25695087
Don't worry too much, I'm mostly nice I promise.
>>25695304
1568
TLW

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695619
>1568
Slacking.
>TLW
Acceptable amounts of Yeehaw.
You pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695004
Arigatooou

[Anonymous No.]

wtf people are giving their blessing for this union

[Anonymous No.]

its been a while since i did one of these, misplaced oshiboard report, whether by selling too much oshi or buying too much of a good deal theyve ended up on the "wrong" oshiboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695568
new schizopost doki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696141
Yeah, it's cute. They have my blessings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696141
Every nasfaq couple officially needs the blessings of Her Priestess' Treasury to be official. Only harem and his harem are exempt from this as of the pact that was signed. Anyone else is either mine, or in couple through my permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696273
disgusting, we need an oshiboard purge. CLEANSE IT ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696354
I bought out my Tako from your grasp, fair and square. But I also got your blessings nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25694283
last time we had that i ran out of money on saturday and just had to watch as the megadip went on for 2 fucking weeks while the top 30 feasted
it was only even a few months ago at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696554
have you considered whoring yourself out for money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696354
What does this mean? You can undo couples as you wish? I don't remember asking or giving my permission for it . I won't tolerate any external interference in my relationship, no matter what or who is it. Therefore, your statement of everyone being under your control is false.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello! Summer event organisers here.

Following from our previous posts, weekend 1 is this upcoming weekend.
Currently our estimates are to run 100% OJ on friday, AMQ on saturday (overnight). Tetris on Sunday. Other games may also be ran at various times if people want to self organise or there is interest.

Chess will be held on Saturday and Sunday. (Times tbd, likely around 17:00 UTC).
Currently the plan is to divide the participants into two groups, and do a Single Round Robin for points on Saturday. Win is 2 points, Tie is 1, Loss is 0.
Top 3 of each group will qualify for the finals (Held on Sunday), refer to the image for context, but 1st position gets a 'bye' to the semifinals, 2nd and 3rd places will battle in quarter finals.
Currently we have a system of 2 groups of 6, so 5 matches in groups stage per player.
Time control is currently 10mins+5sec incremenet, we aren't experts at this so if enough people say less time, we could lower this to 10min+3seconds. Each set of games will run simultaneously and we estimate that the next will begin every 30minutes (allows for breaks).
If both contenders want to start the match early then that is also fine.
Prize pool for top positions!

Instructions for setting up the match in Lichess: https://files.catbox.moe/wwkhgw.png
After this is created you will need to share the link with the organisers so we can share with your opponent, and to spectate them while streaming.
Stream link: https://www.twitch.tv/not_nasfaq

[Anonymous No.]

>>25688799
>>25696785

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696785
>100% OJ
this one right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696701
You don't give permission.
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25697077
yes, but consider
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/100-orange-juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695013

[Anonymous No.]

>>25697238
you are not the arbiter of love
whatever i put my dick in is my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25697583
False! I am the one with the fishing rod!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25697238
I don't remember giving you permission, or any other kind of power over me and the one I love. Your words mean nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25698010
Do you not remember our little escapade through the void when you were a little newhag, fandead? I understand it might be a bit blurry to you, the void can be harsh to newcomers.
But I have more than your "permission"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25697437
oh nice discount. thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

ladies please....rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25698596
Can't rape the willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25698232
Oh, I do remember, I'm still thankful for it. But my main point is still the same. I don't want any outsider meddling in our affairs, I hope I made myself clear, your "excellency".

[Anonymous No.]

ooooh rebellion

[Anonymous No.]

Of course, and you don't have to worry. I take good care of my couples. No outsider is getting through me and to you. I wouldn't let anyone interfere with my two cute fandeads!

[Anonymous No.]

yo I'm liking this fandead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25699005
nice quoting retard

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

So if we opt into buying credit with superchat...

Why can't we opt-out of using credit and specialize which transaction the credit should be used for if we opt-in for using our supply of credit?

As it currently stands natural daily trades siphon credits if invested into and transactions that would benefit use of credit could be in jeopardy due to the inability of opting out of using credit for daily trades instead of using the line of credit at good times for good transaction opportunities.

Anyways... Roboco glasses...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25699005
"My" couples? "My" fandeads? This is absurd. Do you just look at other people and claim them as yours? Do you look up at the nigh sky and say "my stars"? It's madness, I never was "your" fandead.
What do you mean that you're gonna protect me from outsiders? You're one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25700178
what, I don't get this suggestion. then just don't trade if you don't want to use your credits. credits are just another word for taxes and you are always getting taxed whenever you trade so there is no opting out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25699914
S-sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25700400
>Do you just look at other people and claim them as yours? Do you look up at the nigh sky and say "my stars"?
Honestly, humans have done that for a long time, and with Priestess's old age, they're just not aware of these things changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25700178
Just supa more monies

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701135
You stay out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701222
I just wanna have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I am once again asking for cute chuuba pics please

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701135
>>25701265

[Anonymous No.]

>>25700400
It's very unfortunate that it comes to such a shock to you fandead, but fighting it will only hurt you more.
Yes, I own the couples, I own all the nasfaq gfs, I own the stars above and the void below, I own everything nasfaq's light touches and everything that hides from it, I own the knife in your hand and the rage in your heart, I own you, and I own bread.
Your relationship happened because I have long allowed it, the joy you two share is my gift.
Stop resisting. Buy octoina.

[Anonymous No.]

Priestess is just doing the typical old-timer thing where they have to insert themselves into their children's and grandchildren's lives so they won't be left out and lonely.
Priestess is just a clingy hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701360

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701365
Decently hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701360
what do you think of the pink coyote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701571
NTA but Koyori is very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701360

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701437
Well, if you own everything why don't you go own some bitches and let us live our life together peacefully, you old geezer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701482
>>25701571
I like her
>>25701641
Thank you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701641
MOMMY PLEASE RIDE ME AROUND LIKE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL WOOF WOOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>25701873
He can't, he owns everything but a girlfriend of his own

[Anonymous No.]

>>25702458
YOU BE QUIET

[Anonymous No.]

>>25699914
Nice. Just this once I will reply with a cute Towa picture. It's not like I deeply respect your oshicoining or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25699914

[Anonymous No.]

network doko?

[Anonymous No.]

Random question, how come the amount of money people have on the leader board goes up so quickly the higher in the ranks you go? Is the principle of "you have to have to money to make money" that strong in NASFAQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25703971
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25703971
I literally get 2 billion nasfaq dollars every week in dividends and counting.
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25703971
Inflation is a significant part of rich income so, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25704020
>>25704060
>>25704062
Naruhodo...

[Anonymous No.]

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT
>>8118137
here's the "graph complaint" that was mentioned in GC. I think. just search "chartjs" in the archives, nothing else turns up.

[Anonymous No.]

Miko is running more HoloFighter in about 7.5 hours. I will probably not be awake in time for that, but if she's still running a couple of hours later I'll run gambling then. Otherwise somebody else can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25704685
Reliable as always ;)
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25646539
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>25704060
God I am never going to get on to the favourite holo's leader boards now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25707812
I thought that too but the people who started before me all quit now I'm the the crown of a dead board

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be crazy amazing to have your body used as nothing more than a gambling asset for rich oji-sans who will use you up until your dry only to throw you away after losing any value you had?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714646
No not really but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714646

[Anonymous No.]

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25716168
ninight sleep wells~

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say hypothetically I cease playing forever without the ability to return to the game. With the new server side trader could I leave my trades 1xing forever without user input

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718416
What's up anon? What's happening in your life that would make that happen?
As for your question, I have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718416
The server keeps track of the last time you updated zhonkbot, so in theory they could turn off inactive player's bots if they wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718416
Updates may potentially break your zhonkbot, so probably not no

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718518
It's nothing serious anon so don't look too deep into things
>>25718803
>>25718950
But I see now thank you take a anime girl as payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719087
Well, if you're sure you don't want to share then fine. Good luck friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25686952
we've been planning for months tho

[Anonymous No.]

it's been 6 years since I played dota how much new shit do I have to relearn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721311
maps different jungle is different items are different heroes are different, it's not that bad though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14884849
They had no idea...that it was not an arc, but an entire saga

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721311
Everyone has their own courier. Wards are free, sentries are cheap. Dedicated tp scroll slot. New jungle creeps. Rng based neutral items dropped by jungle creeps. Map is different. Outposts. Sideshop is gone. Buckler is gone. Necronomicon is gone. New heroes and heroes changes. Talents. Ahgs shards.

Not that bad overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722505
>>25721667
nasfaq dota lobby doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722505
>Sideshop is gone
This still hurts me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722505
So it's a baby game now. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722505
so it became a lol clone, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722560
Sideshop was a bad thing overall
>>25722560
Only if you consider making support life easier as baby tier
>>25722659
Nothing that i mentioned applies to LoL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722925
I don't care if it was a bad thing, buying and selling void stones for mana regen instead of ferrying clarities was stupidly fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722505
Sounds like it's becoming too meta. Talents were a fun addition and it felt like we still had freedom to build stupid builds back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722925
>Sideshop was a bad thing overall
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723083
>instead of ferrying clarities
Sounds like a skill issue
>>25723316
You still can build stupid shit right now. Like AM diffusal/echo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723350
Sounds like skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723426
>abusing chickens instead of getting free shit from the shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723083
I remember doing that but for HP regen. Don't even need to go back to base

[Anonymous No.]

can I interest you in the kotl dagon meta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722505
>Everyone has their own courier. Wards are free, sentries are cheap. Dedicated tp scroll slot.
>Sideshop is gone. Buckler is gone. Necronomicon is gone.
>Ahgs shards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723720
Kotl mid tp boots and vessel > Kotl mid dagon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723747
Yes. All good and decent changes

[Anonymous No.]

kotl deso/lightnings best kotl

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically playing MOBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723797
>All good and decent changes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still mad they made helm of dominance into the gay thing it is today

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723863
better than fps

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723978
both are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724012
what are you then? mmorpg? christ

[Anonymous No.]

MAKE THE LOBBY ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724078
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724078
DO IT BEFORE WE ABAYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724076
I dont play PC games

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724078
no lobbies, only dreams

[Anonymous No.]

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724148
>Dont play pc games
do not breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724188
I only play kamige

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is my wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724257
what is this anime girl in my dota thread?

[Anonymous No.]

death to dota

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724289
dota is an anime