Hololive Global

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What is this body type called?

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Pick one

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I love you Gura!

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Why is Gura so retarded?

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I love Ina!

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>Gura's going to die due to her faulty zhang made headset.

I will never forgive the Chinese.

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>>2555470
Shark

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I love Reine!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbKF4l1YzIPngmPmMyWj53GG30_Y1GRy

This is the playlist for almost all the songs from AZKi's recent event. I recommend you check it out, even as simple BGM. Who knows what you might find?
Some of the AMVs are also nice, so that's another reason to check it out

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>>2555470
Delicacy

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I love lamp

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Non debuff voice Gura tonight!

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Your Oshi seems extra bratty today chumbros

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That headset is safe

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I'm 10 minutes left, is the hat finally back?

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Idols shouldn't fight

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>Mini waffle maker

UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH What did she mean by this

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>gura """antis"""
>literally chumbuds falseflaggin as antis
fucking hell why are (you) like this

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>>2555459
Chumkeks making early threads.
No wonder they are the worst EN's fanbase.

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>>2555555

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fat-shaped cat

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>>2555585
Wait we’re actually Deadbeats?

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>>2555459
>OP used my four-minute hack job edit

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Gura didn't put the standoffs in her computer in properly, that's why shes getting shocks.

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>Refuses the add content
Gura its just items for celebrating the game's success, it won't dox you.

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Goorah... your waffle reps...

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>Gura regressing to HER
>Gura wearing her dick hat
>Gura back to her cunny voice
timelooping back to the past

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somebody ask her why she doesn't reply to Ina.

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>>2555588
Seethe slowfag the OP image is mine

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>>2555459
Nacho onegai.... do your feet reps....

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>>2555122
I'm white, retard

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>I've eaten maple syrup by itself before
Are we certain Gura isn't Canadian?

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>>2555479
Hyper preg is cringe

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>>2555598
She got a prebuilt.

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Gura, why are you adding shit to premade mix? It's premade so you don't have to do that.

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blue waffle mention

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>>2555585
t.deadbeats

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>blue waffle
gura wtf

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>>2555604
you are faggot im moveing forward you can stay in the loop

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>>2555555

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>blue waffle

Gura is at maximum gremlin tonight.

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She wont even reach 15k

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I J___ Woke _P Holy shit, when did Gura get that new outfit?

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reminder that you're not acumulating rc points until the 2.0 version comes out

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>>2555505
私もイナが大好き!

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>>2555596
Everyone has a deadbeat inside of them.

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>>2555479
3

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KON NENE KON NENE KON NENE
MATA NENE MATA NENE MATA NENE

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>>2555616
fat

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>>2555470
pedophile

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https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1382486985286176770

Welcome back, anon. Would you like an APEX collab? Or some ASMR? Or how about... some more APEX?

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Wait was she actually not referencing blue waffle when she made the sad waffles tweet

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JP please collab with Gooruh

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>blue waffle no, you can add food coloring to it
damn it Gura

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>Meat spin
>Blue waffle
Jesus christ.

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Gura sounds cuter than usual

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Electrician here, how do I make Gura hire me irl so I can enter her household?

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>>2555616

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>Gura will eat almost anything
my oshi isn't very smart...

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>>2555568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3n5me4Rns

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It's probably a static shock or a sudden popping from a bad signal. Headphones shouldn't have high enough voltage to cause electric shocks.
Should probably buy a new pair of headphones or a new cable if they have a detachable one.

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>>2555604
>Gura regressing to ***
Not with that voice she's not.

>>2555611
>All of Nacho's art on pixiv have characters' feet covered
Hm...

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>>2555616
ANON'S HAND AND FOOT UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

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>>2555616
Nice foot, faggot.

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>>2555598
her headset is plugged in directly to her mixer/interface

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Gura has not carted yet. Which monster has the highest chance of causing her to cart for the first time?

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>bluewaffle mention
>haha the title names took a turn for the wurst as in sausage
whats up with her today?

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Things you'd put into Gura's mouth

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>>2555616
FUCKING FEET IM GONNA CUM

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>>2555620
then the people who built her prebuilt didnt put in the standoffs correctly

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Saying HER isn't real life tranny janny

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>Blue waffle?

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>blue waffle
Jeez the chat, it's like i'm back in grade school as expected of chumkiddies

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>>2555616
UOOHHHHHH TOESIES

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>>2555620
And the headset is connected through her GoXLR anyways.
It's probably static like chat says.

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>>2555644
i would like a dose of Apex followed by some robotights

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>All these old, disgusting yet classic internet memes
HER is back

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>>2555616
>white socks
What sort of wanton sluttery is this?

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>>2555653
Taking bets on if she mentions lemon party too, while we're at it

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>>2555661
yeah, I noticed that too

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>>2555644
>spoiler
YES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRbKwXCWSEk
>Rushia RE7

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>>2555676
waffles that taste good

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>>2555616
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NICE TOES FAGGOT

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[Sad News] Gura is going to grind for super low level weapons instead of advancing story quests

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What does maple syrup mix with cum taste like?

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>>2555479
is this Damascus?

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why is he like this

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Gura's ramblings are some of the most nonsense, bizarre, delirious shit I've heard from a Hololive member. It's like she's high but not really. I actually love listening to this stupid shit, but I can't help but sit there and ask "What the fuck is she even talking about?"

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>>2555676
Nut

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>>2555568
You're pretty good...

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>meat spin

Yeah, I think Gura is 100% straight

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>>2555651
Gooruh doesn't know Japanese...

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>>2555616
footfags deserve the rope

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>>2555585
I don't like her regressing

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>>2555459
looks like projekt melody feet

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Chumbuds are so desperate for feet that they are painting her sister's toes Blue huh.

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>>2555671
She either DOESN'T KNOW or SHE KNOWS and she is fucking with absolutely everyone.

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>>2555676
sewerbuger

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>>2555682
Reflects the streamer, since, y'know she made the joke first and was just faking ignorance

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TICK TOCK CHUMKEKS

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>>2555670
she will not cart this stream

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>>2555616
The way you're angling your foot is kinda...

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>>2555459
NICE, ARCHED FEET

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>>2555704
Why is he based? I dunno.

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So whos the fattest Holo

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>>2555691
My underwear is white, too

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>>2555676
Candy!

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>>2555703
Probably a combination of cum and maple syrup. This ain't rocket science, anon

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>>2555709
i love her so much

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>>2555671
she's autistic and was raised by the internet, please understand

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>>2555678
Look, look at him and laugh.

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>>2555470
Absolute perfection for breeding.

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>>2555703
why don't you try it and let us know, anon.

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>>2555739
HE HATES IT

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>>2555644
i would like a dose of ASMR

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>>2555604
Janny won't like this

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>>2555644
Thank god for Roboco, I can always count on her for my APEX fix.

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newfag here, wasn't here during early /jp/, who was Damascus?

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>haven't played since last time
She doesn't like this game and she's bad at it. Why does she still stream MH?

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>>2555704
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>2555737
i have one too but i didn't send her a superchat to tell her about it!

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>>2555670
It's low level village quests so nothing till barroth.

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>>2555676
buttermilk pancakes.

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>>2555616
I'm gonna goom...

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>>2555585
Wait, aren't you the Gurafag?

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>>2555703
for some anons it tastes the same due to diabeates

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>>2555738

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>Kiara was merely pretending to like Nier
Just for what purpose is that shizo spamming his retarded rrats?
It even has the same "She's been bad recently so I'm switching Oshis" line from the other day.

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>i wonder what other kind of hands could be useful...hmm
I could think of some, Kiara ...

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>>2555733
KEK

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>>2555671
SHE IS HORNY
SHE IS OVULATING

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>>2555709
Same, which is why I wish she'd do more zatsudan/non-gaming streams, because I honestly think Gura just going full stream of consciousness is some of her best content. But I got filtered by the endless Minecraft and now by MonHun. Really looking forward to the Gurame zatsudan though.

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>>2555735
Kinda what...?

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Watching Gura avoid being electrocuted in her chair thanks to her headphone wiring as she wields THE best weapon type in Monster Hunter Rise while being way cuter than usual today like everyday she streams.
While Temma's learning about his fanbases favorite games and hobbies while replying to them in his growing knowledge from his eigo reps.
So friends, where we at?

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>>2555661
It edited art of Gura's sister with the donut on her head

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>>2555703
>open /hlgg/
>see people talking about eating cum again
>keep thread open

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>>2555660
It's her $1400 chair
https://youtu.be/W62vlsIGzY4

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>>2555676
Six meals (a day)

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>No Gura ASMR this week
I'm getting withdrawals...

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newfag here, who is Gura?

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Does Gura really like Monster Hunter or is she just pretending?

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>>2555671
Baiting for clips as usual!

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>>2555781
Right here Ayamefriend!
Watching Gura prepare to fight some damn monsters with the best weapon type!

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>>2555757
Sounds like you're a PUSSY, anon.

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>>2555727
I think she knows but it would be funnier if she didn't and it was legitimately a coincidence

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>>2555767
i wanna do very lewd yet loving things to her chubs

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>>2555705
what other drawfag with a pregnancy fetish posts such art? He drew pic related too

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>>2555766
I got news for that guy - welcome to the world of streamers. Some are better at acting than others. This is a job to them, nothing more.

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this song is nowhere near good enough to be worth playing on a loop in the hub

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>>2555676
A proper meal
A slice of homemade butterscotch pie with meringue topping, made with love and almond flour
My tongue

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>>2555758
>carting to Barroth
Gura will NOT step this low.

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>>2555676
multiple oreo milkshakes from baskin robins (tm)

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>>2555738
okayu

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GURA DIDNT KNOW WHAT WELDING IS WTF

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>>2555747
You do it FOR FREE

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>>2555733
Look at all those dead IPs..

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>>2555668
If the only thing that has changed from her old setup is her computer then that must be the thing causing it. And the only thing I can think of that would cause something like that is a heavy charge going out from the power supply to her other components.

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>>2555676
my dick

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>>2555766
I'm like 90% sure it was the same guy, considering most of the replies were a minute apart.

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>>2555794
The Anon below me is Gura

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>Gura is from an egg

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Guraegg...

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GURA'S WOMB UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S EGGS AND WOMB

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>>2555703
ina knows how it tastes

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Yikes

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WOMB

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>>2555804
Confirmed incorrect

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>>2555805
Get banned already

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>>2555676
syrup

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Welder bro ww@?

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>Gura came out from an egg instead of a womb
Is this why is she fucking retarded?

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SHARKS DON'T COME FROM EGGS YOU FUCKING RETARD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOLER BACKSTORY OF YOU EATING YOUR SISTERS FUCK

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>>2555804
WRONG FAG SHE LAYS EGGS

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Damn, Gura actually stuck with Charge Blade instead of going the easy route and jumping on the Longsword/Switchaxe train. I actually gotta kneel to that.

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>>2555692
Won't be long til we see this thumbnail for Minecraft.

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>>2555754
Damascus is the pillar of /hlgg/

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>>2555819
it's a documented phenomenon with that model of chair.

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goddamn as soon as she makes these porn jokes comes SCs like this...

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>>2555687
And that's a good thing! according to the cucks here

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>>2555793
She doesn't want to spoil us too much. This way there's more semen build-up

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>>2555585
Chumbud ouhing as ugly bastard.

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>>2555808
She's still playing through OBS. Anything can happen with 14 frames of lag.

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>>2555808
y-yeah who would have carted to low rank Barroth in Rise despite playing previous monster hunter games before haha
you would have to be a complete fucking shitter for that to happen heh

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GURA HERE'S HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY IT WOULD TAKE TO KILL YOU! YUKKURI SHITEITTE NE!

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>>2555801
It would be anime catholic school levels of pure if she didn't know at her age and with her interests. AND IT WOULD BE BELIEVABLE AFTER HER DATING ADVICE is the absolute worst fucking part.

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>cunny

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>CUNNY
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>2555785
How did they manage to fuck this up? Hopefully somebody tells her if they haven't already.

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cunny mention

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Redpill me on Monhun

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It's nice to hear Gura not sound like a 40-year-old chain smoker for once.

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Pick your ideal Mori and Ina.

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HOLD YOUR VIDEOS
STOP YOUR REPS
Ninomae???? explain

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>>2555843
the joke is that she's bad at remembering

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>>2555676
A mace

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>>2555817
Laughing? Yes and it feels fucking good not gonna lie.

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>>2555754
A man with no strong opinions

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>>2555819
or the chair >>2555785

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>>2555830

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>>2555830
$100 to show his autism to the chat, I hope he's proud

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>>2555676
Tang orange juice

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>>2555870
You hun mons

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>>2555845
Cb is easy mode.

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DMC IKZ!

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https://twitter.com/fxxkoffbluebird/status/1382414024390840327?s=19

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>>2555843
>Gura
>remembering anything
I also got a great idea, I could confront her and tell her she promised to marry me and since she's scatterbrained she would actually believe me.

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>>2555754
>was
what did I miss?

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I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

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>>2555870
clunky and slow gameplay

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>Devil May Cry
OH SHIT

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>>2555851
It's great.

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>>2555865
Maybe the chair was grounded

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>>2555600
Anon that's literally cheating.

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>>2555848
>>2555879
ok but what did he do to make himself so revered around these parts

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>>2555870
a worse version of Dragon's Dogma

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>>2555872
Torpedo...

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It's fucking time.

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>>2555834

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>>2555902
eh nothing major

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>Hanging out with Gura
>She rips a huge fart
>She fans her tail so it drifts toward you

IMAGINE.

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>Devil May Cry 3 mention

T H E Y

A R E

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>>2555846
why is he grabbing it like that

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>>2555822
It's really fucking annoying when retards like that shitpost against my oshi.
Especially since i should have gone to bed an hour ago but I can't stand people spreading missinformation about the Nier streams, fuck they've been going with the "she's not into the story" for the entirety of the playthrough even though it was demonstrably wrong since Route B.

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>>2555895
Damascus had a hard life...

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>>2555876
wtf you can't just dox my sister

[Anonymous No.]

If you want it...

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>>2555876
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TASKETTE NIGGERMAN!!

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>>2555902
cursed stuff

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>>2555843
fun fact
some shark species do lay eggs
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/do-sharks-lay-eggs.html

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im ready AND motivated for that DMC stream gooruh!

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>>2555902
unironically, autism

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>>2555911
god I wanna bend this cop over her police car during a drug bust and give her the corkscrew

[Anonymous No.]

womb

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>>2555919
.... Then you'll have to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>DMC
Does this mean that vergilposting is finally on topic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
>Mori
Forehead
>Ina
Twintail or buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555865
Maybe the chair wasn't grounded

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555616
haachamachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555891
>Boobs
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck Gura is using her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

Dmc 4 bros...

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>>2555935
Hell the fuck yes.

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>>2555842
yes

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>>2555808
Barroth is the first legitimate filter in this game. If you're not good at games it will absolutely cart you even in LR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555891
Too big

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>>2555891
God imagine the death grip

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit its happening!
Is this how the hololive DMC arc finally begins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Ponytail for both

[Anonymous No.]

GOOMBA PLEAS PLAE DEE EM CEE TWO IS DA BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>Gurame posters have been screeching for 3 threads about their upcoming collab
>no one bringing up that Anya will be there

[Anonymous No.]

I was wondering why Kiara's hands looked weird, but of course it's Clero again.

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>>2555876
what the fuck

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>>2555952
Flare...

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>>2555935
yes

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>>2555822
When did samefagging became a thing you could be banned for because it not in the rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555754

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Gura is built for chocoballs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
Always has been

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>>2555957
>Anya pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555846
GOD NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555876
>release zhe pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
yes

[Anonymous No.]

CLOUD II POORFAGS WW@

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555945
DMC4 is pretty bad if you play it casually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555957
Anya is in it?
I wouldn't mind it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura uses a HyperX gaming headset

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555957
dagger....

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f-JkmHqLdc

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>>2555888
No, CB is normal mode along with Bowguns and Sword and Shield . Longsword and Hunting Horn are Baby mode. Hammer, Greatsword, Switchaxe is Easy Mode. Insect Glaive, Dual Blades, Lance and Bow are oh shit what the fuck do you think you're doing retard mode.

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UUUUOOOOOH GURA'S CUP SIZE

[Anonymous No.]

she's using a hyperX with an xlr setup. goorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555952
>Begins
Flare played DMC1 like right before the holocaust
also no because 90% of the girls will either not care or try 1 first and get filtered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555916
no...

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>>2555923

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She knows exactly what she's doing

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>>2555945
Combat has always been the main draw of DMC, so people shitting on 4 for level design is always weird to me. You could do a lot more crazy shit in 4 than you ever can in 3 and 5. 4 also has Credo which is gameplay-wise the best boss in the series.

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>>2555754
Raw milk drinker

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Holy shit I'm just now realizing Gura took the time to research a game series in her free time to see which games people like the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555952
dont get your hopes up, it wont happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555914
You innocent child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
Always has been

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555957
Anya doesn't have anything scheduled

[Anonymous No.]

YES GURA I LOVE FLAT GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

12k is how many % of 2.5 M subs? How many dead subs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
GOD I WANNA PULL ON MORIRIN'S PONYTAIL AND BULLY THE FUCK OUT OF HER SO GODDAMN BAD BUT ONLY TO COVER UP HOW MUCH I LOVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

There is no a*diophiles in this thread, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey I use HyperX's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555891
>Boobs

[Anonymous No.]

GOORUH BLS PLAY DEE EM SEE TWO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555860
That dating advice is the exact way I met my ex (at a LAN) and our first date was a walk around forest. There are Guras irl believe it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Gura's slave

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555754

[Anonymous No.]

headphones cannot carry a shock you can feel through their wiring without the driver failing. it cannot be the headphones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556005
all me

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>>2555801
it believable, she didn't know what new grounds was

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555785
Are we sure she has the Embody though? She was talking about chair sizes which makes me think she bought an Aeron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555966
Doesn't he also have a vinegar collection and bleed from his ass or is that a completely different guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555987
It's fucking hilarious.
$1400 chair that shocks her
$1000 mic
$500 mixer
$50 gaming headset

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555781
Right here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935

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>>2555738
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555996
You're telling me that Gura does stuff? Crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
MOTIVATION is always on topic, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555479
What the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T buy a gaming headset. Buy a regular headset and a clip on mic, like the Zalman ZM-Mic1, a $10 clip on mic with better audio quality than any headset ever made! Just run the cord up the headset cable and clip it there and it's super convenient.

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>>2555957
I'm glad Gura and Ame are taking the time to give a boost to indies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555992
I think she's just sick and tired of YABEEEE posters and just went full out to fuck with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry guys I messed up gura's back for a while but I have been taking it easy as of recent

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>>2555785
>>2555849
Jesus Christ, that's horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

Sniffing Gura's old chair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556026
That's him alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556005
every one

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's old chair UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME YOUR CHAIR GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555988
She played DMC5 as well but never finished it.

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME GURA'S OLD CHAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGINE THE AUCTION OF THAT CHAIR

[Anonymous No.]

God I want Gura's old chair so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
does it have rgb though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556013
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
DON'T GIVE ME HOPE PLUS THERE ARE NO MORE LAN PARTIES PLUS LEAVE GROOMER

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555909
>>2555924
>>2555966
o-oh, ngl after all the vague mentions this doesn't seem that bad in comparison, guess the wandering mind is always scarier than reality

>>2556019
that is definitely some concentrated autism though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555459
>tranny janny is a power abusing cuck
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555993
anon, is because they cant get over the trauma that dante caused in that game when you fight him

[Anonymous No.]

AUCTION YOUR CHAIR TO CHAIRTY GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's juicy tail...

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Bidding for Gura's used chair starts here
------------------
$0.01 starting bid

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised nobody is going crazy over gura starting with DMC 5 instead of 3 or 1. I guess /v/ finally got spooked from the thread after the kiara stream

[Anonymous No.]

>does anybody want it
BROS I BET THERE ARE BRAP MOLECULES STILL IN IT

[Anonymous No.]

GURAS USED CHAIR UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUOOOOOH GURA'S PLUMP JUICY TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

PLUMP AND JUICY LOLI TAIL
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555957
No Million subscribers for her ever, it's not even at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555846
Just imagine, some person spent their day staring at THAT picture just to crop out the hands for this joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556005
>le calculating dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
Unironically always has been on topic

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be funnyif Gura absolutely clicks with DMC to the point she becomes a High level play bloody palace streamer exclusively?

[Anonymous No.]

T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's wearing her dumb hat again

Finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555996
No way?!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

How much would you pay for Gura's old chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
30$

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape dango girl

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555785
>>2556024
Doesn't matter. Somebody with an actual Twitter account tweet this shit at her. Last thing she wants is static electricity not only to annoy her but to fry some of her brand new hardware.

[Anonymous No.]

PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL UUUUU~

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556024
The Aeron has the same issue with the backing material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556000
nevermind, i just remembered what the original image was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
>Zalman
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556019
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556020
it's probably all in her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
>Zalman
>Salman

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556027
We'll she's been upgrading everything else, so hopefully the headphones are next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555872
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
WHY ARE FOREHEAD HAIRSTYLES SO SEXY HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555738
Me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556013
STOP GIVING ME HOPE ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>NT$

the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>Dream about dinosaurs
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556027
i mean, they're not terrible headphones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555856
Gura get a fucking splitter already

[Anonymous No.]

>Dinosaur nightmare
god the dinosaur scat anon haunted her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
My vergil folder was a good investment

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556019
based giga autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556064
do you know what going primal means

[Anonymous No.]

gura dreaming about dinoscat anon

[Anonymous No.]

>dinosaur "thing"
NOT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
This is not the first time you've posted this right? Based

[Anonymous No.]

>a dream about dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
31$

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555993
4 just doesn't have enough content and while Dante can do some crazy shit, his kit is just godawful compared to 4 unless you either cheese everything hard with Gilgamesh or put in an inordinate amount of effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>bad dream about dinosaurs
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556120
Don't reply to schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556098
Leave Shamiko alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555997
Flare,Gura, and Subaru is a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555705
probably
t. damascus

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555966
I will never forget that the vinegar posts and opti-commits crimes was the same fucking thread

[Anonymous No.]

>had a nightmare about dinosaurs
OH NO NO NO NO SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555796
Nobody likes playing monster hunter. They just like watching the food cutscenes and playing dressup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556096
a lot more than $1,400!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556096
0 it's not Mori's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556124

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura had a dream about dinosaurs
did it involve anyone shitting themselve's Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
unironically would pay 300 for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556019
the soundpost version is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555796
She said she liked terraria

[Anonymous No.]

>gura doesn't like dinosaurs
dinoscatvorebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555993
>4 also has Credo which is gameplay-wise the best boss in the series
Maybe against Nero. And that is pretty much the problem with 4, most of the bosses are designed for Nero and Dante as an afterthought, which is a problem when the bosses keep getting reused. Also, Vergil is the best boss, fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555935
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556089
You are talking about the same shark that took like 3 streams to understand how charge blade works

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556147
>no Anya edit
liar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556092
i'm so glad someone spoke up because i was getting sick of seeing her gargantuan gorilla head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555916
im sure he still lurks here between her comissions of art and posting on preggochan or whatever that is called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556117
I'll take one of them for every year Gura has been alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555952
>DMC arc
The best you will get is Gura recommending the game on Discord and someone else trying it, probably Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>gura sleep issues
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555660
I experienced this exact thing but not with that chair. Every time I'd stand up my headphones would shock me. It got to the point where now whenever I stand up with headphones on, I wince in expectation of a shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tune into Temma's stream
>Do you know APEX LEGENDS?
>Close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
$500

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has DVR on for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
all my nasfaq stock

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556034
It's just amazing to see her take the initiative and investigate things she's interested in before streaming them.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S NIGHTMARES LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
I have that!
it's definitely not "better audio quality than any headset ever made!"
but it sure beats the shit out of most things around the same price point

[Anonymous No.]

TODAY I REMIND THEM
https://files.catbox.moe/7yadzp.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556131
admittedly no, is it some kinda schizo thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556019
>>2556064
>>2556131
I'll spoonfeed because it's just too good to not know about

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556020
Yeah, the only reasonable explanation is static electricity discharging through the headphone.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry guys I haven't let Gura get a good long sleep for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556137
it's mostly just an excuse to post 'zalman', although I do actually use that setup and highly recommend it if anyone is actually looking for a new headset

[Anonymous No.]

bros.. Gura is being demonically oppressed...

[Anonymous No.]

Okay. Gura's old chair.
We get acquire it.
What would be the best possible way for us to decide who gains sole ownership of the chair?
Do we just fight to the death bare knuckle?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is haunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556066
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>schizo sleep demon confirmed
NEW GURA LORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556183
EVERYONE will play Apex Legends... its a matter of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556159
needs a little trimming work on when the audio comes in, but uh... spot on otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

EOPS WILL WATCH THIS C L I P AND FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH MENHERA TOWASAMA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZaEjeMZVQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556183
(You) WILL play APEX
All of you will

[Anonymous No.]

Someone got the message about the chair to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556200
Fuck off, nightmare demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556149
were they???? oh god...

[Anonymous No.]

>red eyes
Mori is her sleep paralysis demon

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you RU-anon for the akasupa static electricity tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556200
Please stop haunting her dreams, sleepdemonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556170
wtf is this real

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556062
She was older than me at the time. It was 10 years ago so there's a lot to be said about not finding a girl like her since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556170
Isn't that convenient tho? I'd love to have that to put food and drinks on it, I barely have space on my desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556198
this will be always a classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556005
ask pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.]

HAT HATE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle and comfort Gura until she can fall asleep, and I can't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
bazed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
$1000 USD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556183
You will play Apex!

[Anonymous No.]

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555988
>>2556057
Didn't know that. I might try and hunt down those archives if the playthrough was any good.

>>2555997
>>2556176
You're probably right, but I'm gonna have「HOPE」anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556227
Mori you fat tit cow get the fuck out of my oshi's dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556042
Decent standalone mics are not even expensive anymore. People only use gaming headsets because they are too lazy to look for alternatives

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556198
>Damascus primal post
>rratman voice
PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.]

anon baby

[Anonymous No.]

>Stream is practically a zatzudan
I'm not sure what's gotten into Gura, but I'm not complaining, her zatsudan game has gotten really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556227
God I wish I was Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555965
I mean it falls under Quality of Posts, No Trolling Outside of /b/, and I'm pretty sure a bunch of other rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556130
She doesn't even need one. She got copied Ame's setup so she has a capture card with a pass through which she used for the DjMAX stream on the PS4

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556117
I miss the cute Zalman flower-type CPU coolers.

[Anonymous No.]

>permissions
>for free software
What is wrong with hololive manag- ok I'll stop asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556175
I was just joking around. He's still here, I even let him go on a granola rant a few days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
1,401.00 USD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556204
absolutely, im gonna fight to death for that chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556208
>>2556218
Even fucking Mori of all people played Apex, so I guess you're both right
Marine APEX IKZ!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556243
Not until she charges rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555965
The same reason you get banned for posting frogs on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556212
I am but a mere OC reposter; if there's a higher quality version let me know

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556206
Just the usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
$1500 USD

[Anonymous No.]

How much gura improved since debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556072
$972985

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556244
You'll have to go hunting through /t/ or some Chinese websites, I don't think Flare's playthrough was ever un-privated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556251
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556196
>https://files.catbox.moe/7yadzp.mp4
i remember seeing this in /jp/ good times...

[Anonymous No.]

CLOWN IS COMING FOR YOU, SHARK LOLI BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

look at her go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556170
Looks like a bad case of gamer skull to me.

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck bro she does not need a fucking mod mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556246
Rratman is the best poster on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556264
I'm gonna put a baby in this bitch if Deadbraps won't

[Anonymous No.]

I miss these numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556159
the version where its a guy with a smooth voice speaking over light jazz is infinitely better

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556164
The final Vergil fight in 3 is the best boss thematically and has the best build-up. In terms of gameplay I'd say Credo in 4 is a better fight even if you play as Dante. The fact that everyone's movesets in 4 are better than 3's also just bumps the Credo fight above. 1, 2 and 5's fights are just underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556276
You better have the money, asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556183
>Just mentioned Watson
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Vsinger when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
>Mori
Short
>Ina
Normal is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>gura has had caviar and escargot before, also has rode in a limo
Was she a rich girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556181
are you her dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>Canned escargot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556204
i say a contest where we drink a bunch of these.
Last man standing wins it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
Say thanks to youtube
They'd all be in 15k ranges with Gura in 20k ranges constantly
Pekora would be fucking 40k every stream with 80k with minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556198
I hadn't yet heard R.Ratman's take on this post. Unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556128
If she does get new headphones, I hope she doesn't go for open-back headphones. She'll have to return them because her mic will pick it up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556283
GO AYAME GO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556198
holy shit, so this is what a glance into peak autism looks like
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
GO KAICHOU GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556281
This clown looks alot like another one I used to watch in some old flash animations when I was a kid...

[Anonymous No.]

Waaah my oshi knows memes from 2002 wowo she's so cooool, wao so based and herpilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
Back when Among Us was still relatively fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556216
And here I thought she was one of the more normal ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556281
is that from fucking madness
that takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556299
Delayed by a week every time you ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556170

[Anonymous No.]

>30 fps

why even play this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556281
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556308
You fool I have a diet just as bad as Gura's. I might as well be a Deadbeat with how skinny I am so this would do nothing but make me stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556175
Bro I was literally posting WIPs last night

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura playing DMCV

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556198
j-jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556308
but my crustacean allergy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
>Gura is getting Lamy numbers now
>Lamy still has gotten more superchat money than her
...Gooruh....you had the potential and you did nothing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556308
I hope there are no chumbuds with crustacean allergies...

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit she's way better than last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556310
nah, i do that all day long. it's way quieter than you think, and her noise gate is set way above the threshold where it could bleed through.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura on a mission to punch every guy in X street
>pass near Gura while she's traveling there
>Gura glances at you
>starts punching you randomly
Literally every Gura MH stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556149
I fucking hate that I missed that thread
archive reps were well worth it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556303
literally get the snails in your garden and cook them that's as fresh as it can be

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my oshi eat canned food, fast food, and protein shakes exclusively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Mori - normal but ponytail is nice too
Ina - ponytail

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556190
She has spoken about doing it before anon. Le lazy shark is a meme, she does a very average amount of work compared to the rest of hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555709
All the EN holos do is ramble about nonsense and make noises except for Kiara and Calli and that's painful to admit

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, our oshi sucks at this game but she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556320
Keep seething fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556350
Speaking of lazy what the fuck is the rrat on this retard disappearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556330
These threads just keep digging up old childhood memories of mine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Mohawk Mori because why not
Ina is perfect as she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556307
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556256
Price has nothing to do with permissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556320
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556335
Because a Turtle told her to

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556335
because she's motivated

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
>amon9 us
remember the optimism and hope /hlgg/ had for the future of JPxEN collabs back then?

[Anonymous No.]

>that guard point block
she... she's actually gotten good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556334
うおおおおおおおおおおおおおああああああああああああああああC-can you make her undies purple or smt? I am fed up with black... sorry for being so demanding
I'd love to have you on a particular d*scord server. There is someone EXTREMELY DIY with their stuff and you'd fit right in

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a Chumbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556363
this guy found her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
Vtubers in general have lost some shine, more people are going to work now and have less chance to see chubas, even peko's minecraft streams barelly scratch 30k

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Mori - Ponytail
Ina - Normal is already perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people want Gura to collab with Ina? Gura is my oshi, but Ina will just carry her all the way, she will do fucking nothing and have no fun. Might as well just have a zatsudan collab instead or some entirely new game for both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your Gura with a new outfit

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, can you faggots not talk shit about Ollie anymore
I named my dog after them because of a suggestion from you guys and ever since the shitposting started my dog's been backed up and can't shit as well, I just had to blast her ass with water and wipe her down to get her even close to ok and I'm changing her food as we speak, plus giving her yoghurt so she can go easier tomorrow.
If you could make things a bit better and stop fucking with her harmonic resonance or some shit that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not liking the numbers of monster hunter rise, at what point of the game do you start doing minimum 3 digit numbers? or is it because gura is newbie and doesn't know ho to increase her damage somehow? I never paid any monhun before so I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Mori is already perfect but forehead looks really good on her, though there is a better choice
Ina is already perfect too, but out of these id pick braids or short

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Short Mori
Buns or wavy Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556350
Man that's an incredibly cute Watame gif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556376
No
Gura is like a Pokémon
She can only know 4 things at any given time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556380
Lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556359
She's gotten much better though from last time I dropped by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556335
she is a VergilChad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556348
It's convenient. Don't forget frozen food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556256
Blame nijiniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
>75k
It was a different time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556320
Yeah, isn't she great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556335
It'll only be one stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
>Mori
just like her taste in men, Short
>Ina
wavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556400
and when she runs out of pp its over

[Anonymous No.]

>Best monster hunter weapon
The one I use
>Worst monster hunter weapon
Whichever one your favorite is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556355
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
Post the numbers for Miko's return/2nd anniversary.
Youtube has definitely been fucking with numbers since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556334
she doesn't look very pregnant, are you sure you're you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556388
I have mistook Kanata for Gura on more than 1 occasion due to how cute they both are

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556348
because your oshi is a barely functional mess of person

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556308
There is one man that would rise above them all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556380
whoever made this screencap should never screencap anything ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556390
what

[Anonymous No.]

Gura flipping though her notes in the middle of fight trying to figure out how to chargeblade

[Anonymous No.]

you fucking madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556367
I don't mean price, I mean /g/ free as in freedom, it's Apache 2 licensed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556411
I can help her with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556411
you fool, she flails wildy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556400
if she gets incredibly skilled at those 4 things she can minmax her way to victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556430
GURANDMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556419
Holy shit Canadian Actor Ryan Gosling is fuckin based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556355
rambling about nonsense is the bread and butter of almost all streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556400
Makes sense. Then she's a water/ghost type too because she keeps ghosting her genmates and JP senpais.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556412
I can't see nousagis the same way anymore after that sex animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556005
0.48%

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556390
ogey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556290
Vtuber peak has come and gone. They're still making stupid money though so they'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556342
Not really. Biggest thing is that she doesn't combo her attacks properly. She waits until she gets back to the idle animation to attack again, so she's attacking twice as slow as she should be

[Anonymous No.]

I goomed all over the wall... gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556421
Yeah, from what I can tell it's one of the few accomplishments of note from anyone outside of this thread, and it shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555709
It's amazing what ADHD can do to the brain isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556308
>Alright you guys, I got 8 crates of shakes from Brosnan, all on my tab. Now whoever doesn't die of a heart attack gets Gawr Gura's old chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556390
>stop fucking with her harmonic resonance

[Anonymous No.]

That was a beautiful counter goorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556443
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556307
look at the cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556441
Maybe the retards you watch

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, your felyne now tells you if the monster's ready for capture? The fuck is this baby shit?
Might as well just add HP bars

[Anonymous No.]

SHE ACTUALLY GIT GUD

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think gura regrets opening up a little bit and give dating advice? Seeing how everyone is shitting on her (shitty) advice on youtube as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556341
>Beong allergic to myself
How would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556452
people really underestimate how much content creators get from streaming/uploading videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556328
>wait a year to play something I like and I can play it right now
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556396
Sheep cute yes

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna type GOOM on every SAED in her chat

[Anonymous No.]

Bad news: Its been a full week and gura has not gotten better at monster hunter.
SUDDEN NEWS UPDATE: She has learned you can do the over charge without having your sword charged
Bad news: She still does not realize that sword and shield mode of charge blade has an X combo.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's hoodie is really....you know....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556453
Compared to last time when she didn't block or dodge and missed 80% of her hits she's clearly getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556390
OLLIE LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556473
how does every inmuno disease work?

[Anonymous No.]

so...when's the next gura ring fit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556429
>he cant see the hidden loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556430
Dolphinbrain...

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KEEPS GOOMING HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556381
>Vtubers in general have lost some shine
after a bit of thinking, I really hate that this happened for me
but I'll still remain loyal to my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda wished Gura did more public karaokes to pump up her numbers but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556478
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556494
Seethe poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555709
I always have her stream up on another monitor for this reason even if I can't watch her attentively sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556487
Apparently she hated the moaning clips, even though there's no proof of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556480
cute? yes, I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556414

[Anonymous No.]

Haha I really liked when Gura repeated that one voice line for the hundredth time, that was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556471
Nah, she didn't deny that she was serious with the 2x2 thing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556471
now shes gonna feel insecure and go date every man she sees to get experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556479
Worse news: She still hasn't learned the shield bash into AED combo.

That's the thing that really brings the CB together...

[Anonymous No.]

What made people watch Gura less and less each time, she's about to hit Miko levels of viewership at 13k (avg) and subs aren't increasing that much either, if it wasn't for today's bump, she would've gained 10k in the last 7 days (today got another increment so it's at 20k)
Is it the longer streams?
The games she's playing?
The long periods of time she takes without streaming? (she's currently in the bottom 3rd of streams this month)
Are viewers really getting "frustrated"? I can bear it but I could see some people getting tired
Also, last member only poll was over a month ago, we can't estimate how many there are, I would guess around 10~12k

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555966
Stop using this scuffed-ass incomplete collection of shit Damascus did, its like 60% of the stuff I remembered in the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556429
I've gotten too addicted to puzzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556387
That's not how MH really works. Especially with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556380
reminds me of a couple of 'hall of fame/shame' posts I forgot I was compiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556429
why the fuck am I seeing Pekora's silhouette in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556473
I knew a kid in elementary school with an allergy to a compound in his own saliva. His lips were constantly puffy and blistering and he had this cortisol cream he had to apply constantly in class to keep them from ballooning out and seeping puss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556494
it'd need to be archived so get on enma's back to sort out perms

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556494
She may not want to pump up her numbers, she seems to enjoy the members streams with smaller audiences.

[Anonymous No.]

NUMBERFAGS AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>How do I throw a Smoke Bomb?
>*uses it*
>Did I just eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556511
ogey risu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556429
how long?

[Anonymous No.]

How long will it take Gura to unlock Easy mode in DMC5?

I need the Hololive equivalent to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8IPtE_vE_U

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556480
Phallic
Shes a dick head

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556504
Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
Shut the fuck up and look at this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555505
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556523

[Anonymous No.]

this person is sick in the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
unironically spring & summer in NA

[Anonymous No.]

Did gura scream watching the thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556500
She said on stream that one specific clip made her uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556519
Sounds like a special type of hell

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, I'm glad you're having fun riding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556415
but anon I need to incentivize people to subscribe to my fetish fanbox or I won't be able to afford my imported instant ramen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
Vtubers are just generally much more popular in Japan than they are in the west, and a vtuber consistently hitting 15k with an almost entirely western audience is still impressive now that we're clearly past the fad stage. That's about all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
Western viewers DGAF about MH

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gurilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
people still like their oshi but not to the point where they will fuck up their sleep schedule since gura has a more spread out audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556501
Dekai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
THE NUMBERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556535
5 mins

[Anonymous No.]

>it's not real meat if it's not twitching
Fucking shark

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
is that a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
Stop number fagging
its the long breaks though

[Anonymous No.]

>Fresh

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556196
Might as well try and make a soundpost out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura talking about animals nerves reacting even when they die
Gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556348
She's just like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556520
Unarchived public karaokes are a thing, most of the ENs have done it before. Plus you know Astel does it all the flipping time.
>>2556521
I know but part of me can't help but imagine what she could've achieved if she's more of a go getter rather than being the poster child for imposter syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556546
i dont recall but she liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
It’s the YouTube bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556380
The shit that happens in these threads gets fucking wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555875
Twintails or Ponytails for both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556500
It was a member stream. She didn't explicitly state that she hated them, just discomfort

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nae9qjgFp98

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556553
Wow I fucked that up majorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556541
Nyanners told us Gura is super smart and playing 4d chess

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556505
Please... n-no...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/NieRGame/status/1382487085634961412
Ina is going to fucking die

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2DOmc0tTZ8
Patchama...

[Anonymous No.]

I've been seeing those videos aswell gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556500
>no proof
Bait?

Also, I FUCKING KNEW GURA WAS INFLUENCING MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556584
what exactly were you trying to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556553
subscribe to see this picture but in non-butchered res! I also made VARIATONS!!!! This set contains TEN different illustrations where she smiles, frowns, laughs, cries....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556582
And I don't blame her after some nigger used the audio to make porn with

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556575
She makes more than enough money. She doesn't need to chase numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556243

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556535
depends on if she is familiar with the game
if not, then in the tutorial
if so then maybe on Nidhogg or Gilgamesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556584
yeah, I was wondering what you were going for

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556387
The original thought was for them to collab last week before Ina grinded the game to hell and back. They could still now, but it's far less important especially after learning Ina got ignored.
That said, the "level" of a person doesn't exactly matter since even in the collab Ina had she still had fun doing her own thing helping out Anya and Reine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556593
What's the chance Gura watches rrats getting shocked to death on electric traps for demostrate its efficiency (it's actually just for fun)? There are plenty of them on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

https://jigex.com/HZmJ
https://jigex.com/HZmJ
https://jigex.com/HZmJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556480
it makese her head look fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556575
yeah but an unarchived karaoke won't bump up their numbers in the long run
add on the fact they can't monetize the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556590
watching Ina get attention from the things she draws is always really fun to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556584
The actual fuck were you trying to do
How do you fuck up spoilers that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555843
At this point Gura is just a normal variety streamer fucking around with an avatar. Might as well just stream with a facecam at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556580
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556505
Better than just fucking them after getting drunk

[Anonymous No.]

GURA FOUND THE SHORTCUTS LETS GOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555957
>dagger forces amesame to speak japanese

[Anonymous No.]

When will these two link up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556579
ethopian curses man

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556590
Lets go Ina! I'm so happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556584
Don't worry I fucked up spoiler tags and immediately closed the thread and went to bed the other night before I could see anyone react to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556618
https://jigex.com/GWMt
https://jigex.com/GWMt
https://jigex.com/GWMt

[Anonymous No.]

>Bnahabra grinding on stream
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556616
HOW DO THEY EVEN GET THAT MANY RATS?
(fun videos though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
She doesn't do public karaokes anymore and that's one of her two main draws, the other one being rhythm games and oh hey guess what the chinks ruined yet again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556505
I will be her first date

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556624
So all of Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556590
A PR account literally doesn't mean anything.
Getting a reply from the man himself though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555957
>Anya does collabs for her dating advice stream
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556555
More specifically, they don't care about a dumshark with Alzheimer's flailing around in a game they don't care about. If Gura were good at it, she'd be able to retain more viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS
SHOW ME THE STATISTICS
AMAZE ME WITH YOUR CHARTS
GIMME MORE DECIMALS
FEED ME DIGITS
INJECT THOSE FIGURES RIGHT THROUGH MY BLOODSTREAM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556624
>At this point Gura is just a normal variety streamer fucking around with an avatar.
you say this as though it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555995
Wait, what the fuck is wrong with raw milk? I drink like 2 litres of the stuff a day. It tastes great

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556600
>>2556614
>>2556623
I was trying to spoil it so that the letters would be blocked out and if you didn't unspoil it would say "I need to touch box" as a funny gaff

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556582
here's what she said about it.

https://files.catbox.moe/mftbk7.mp4

>"How's those Ring Fit plans coming along?"
>Well... my—my burgers here. My burgers and my, umm, my cookies here. It's fine. I can do Ring Fit. I dunno, I just—I dunno, you guys, did you guys see that clip? I dunno. I f—I dunno. I feel—I dunno how to feel about it. There was a, uh, a clip that got... clipped. I dunno. I get—I... I was going really a—int—I was really extreme, and maybe, maybe I was too into it or something? But yeah, we saw it. Yeah. We don't—see, we don't even have to talk about what clip it was, 'cause we already know what clip it was ₕᵤₕᵤₕᵤ.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so horny today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556505
Sorry it'll be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556590
Ina's going to flip the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556590
>Yoko Taro probably saw this
I'm sorry Takos, but her graduation is on it's way as soon as she sees this and dies of a heart attack from sheer excitement

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Yu-Gi-Oh reference
Gura my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556631
idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556631
>Gyaru Gura

Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>Kunai with chain

[Anonymous No.]

Why does gura sound so depressed today?

[Anonymous No.]

C'MAN TRISTAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556588
no one gives a fuck about your pink cat

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, Temma is actually doing proper reps and not just duolingo. That's kinda impressive. I've never actually watched him before. What's his gimmick?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cuter than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

K-K-K-KUNAAAIIII

[Anonymous No.]

>Kunai with Chain
OH MY GOD THE MEME HAHA I REMEMBER YUGIOH I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHARK
REMEMBER JOEYS DECK? FLAME SWORDS MAN HAHA IM NOSTALGIAING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556616
Ame sent her those videos after Gura asked about getting shocked through headphones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
It's because Cover forgot about them, they made people forgot about them, look
>Pekora
>New outfit
>Song
>Home3D
>The Concert buffs
>Tons of merch


>Gura
>Matuli collab
>Walfie model

>>2556578
The bug was on December, cut the regular from 40k avg to 20k
Then on Jan/Feb she still had 20k avg
This month and the past one she's hitting less than 15

[Anonymous No.]

LETS GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556579
I don't remember what happen that day, but I remember shit going wild for a couple days after the curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556656
i think it stopped being about dating and it is now a more general life advice talk stream

[Anonymous No.]

So >we can all agree Gura's grooming worked on Ame, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556375
Only to realize that they were a bunch of autistic introverts. Even when they want to collab with JP they need approval from the managers.....

ENGen2 isnt going to be enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556644
rrats reproduce like wild beasts, are you kidding me?
Boars are even worse tho. They multiply almost as fast but are way more destructive. There are plenty of cool hunting videos online. The kinda "disturbing ones" are the ones where they kill them with some lethal dose (I think? They were in Japanese) while they're in the cage unable to flee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
>powerlevel charts but with insects

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556637
baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556580
Literally watched the same video a few days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
Being good at DBD.
Besides that I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556631
EN gen 2 WILL have a brown girl

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for reminding me that I need to finish my Yugioh rewatch, Global Goomba.

[Anonymous No.]

Spikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556697
we<

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556665
This shark sounds like a fucking weirdo schitzo in written form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556678
Electroshock therapy. Therapy for what? For shifting around in her chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556659
I like big numbers and I cannot lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555879
he seemed to have a very strong opinion about microgreens and steaming/boiling vegetables a couple days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556535
>tfw there might be a "Vergil clowns on X Hololive members compilation" in the future

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara and Mori are the only legit friends in EN, the other girls are just friendly coworkers with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556712
me
^

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556662
Nothing really, just wanted to add something different to the Damascus lore
He was being a faggot about it too, mentioning something about UHT bad and Big Milk or something, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556696
Yeah with a lot of cursed relationship stories from the audience.
That Collab would be fucking kino honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555754
you should ask him some questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556713
lots of people sound like that when you transcribe every verbal pause and sentence half-start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
>if it wasn't for today's bump, she would've gained 10k in the last 7 days (today got another increment so it's at 20k)
i fucking hate amateur numebrfaggin.
Youtube "likes delting bug" was cutting engagement on videos. no one was gaining the subs in nomral rate they would across the site.pekora,korone,marine,fubuki,watson, etc all slowed down last week. it was until 2 days ago that some fixes rolled in and likes and engagement seems to be back on normal. unfortunately gura didn't stream on days the fixes came in so her slow down went for longer same with fubuki, but those who did streamed in the last 2 days started to gain their normal rate of subs and views.
So expect everyone to go back to their usual numbers and engagement by end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556720
t. Mamaloni

[Anonymous No.]

>Botan vs Pekora collab (sequel to the kino PUBG 50vs50 one?)
>Takamori IT2
>Gura DMC5
>Gurame zatsudan
>Nene 3D debut
>Towa 3D live
>Mori live show
>Suityan Holotalk

The second half of this week starting tonight/tomorrow is looking pretty fucking kino. The only thing that could make it better is if the Miko/Korone or Towa/Botan Resident Evil collabs that got postponed will be scheduled for this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556720
whatever you say, rratchama, the decommissioning chamber is that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556653
Have you ever noticed how every single complain people has about Gura is so generic that you could use it for literally every other Holo? The actual state

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556693
>>2556674
SHIT FUCKING CARD EVEN AT THE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
Autism I think?

[Anonymous No.]

If I cant have her... nobody will

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is doing stupid shit people do when they are bored of hunting, so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556665
She talks like she's writing a schizo shitpost pasta damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
Why watch streams when you can just view some clips afterwards?
t. your average EOP probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
breeding humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
Gura's live numbers are nerfed by the fact that most people who want to watch livestreams hang out on a certain other site. JPs don't have this problem because all their biggest streamers use Youtube or, occasionally, NND. This is why Gura's VOD views are fine but her live numbers have been reclining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556706
I didn't know she was joining!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
from what I've gathered from these threads, Insect warfare and Human Breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556678
Sorry, I had to break up with her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just go to the red spots you dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556692
>This month and the past one she's hitting less than 15
Luigi
Metroid
Hat in Time
Terraria
RDR2
Game choice is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556693
you're lucky I'm in defense mode you little shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura quitting on a low rank quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556531
>>2556539
>>2556561
>>2556659
sure, have some more

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think any of the ENs will ever explicitly use their 'real' voice on stream like Sora, Matsuri, and Suisei have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556705
>>2556702
>>2556744
>>2556755
>>2556759
Jesas, why is Roberu, a somewhat normal person (minus his oneeshota addiction), in a gen with two massive autists

[Anonymous No.]

BASED
>BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556733
>Mamaloni
>Calling Kiara and Mori 'just friends'
Mamaloni probably unironically believes they have discord sex sessions 2-3 times daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556748
Gather quests are unironically Kino and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura hates bugs

based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556771
>was almost done too
That's it, I'm going for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556744
>an autist in a company full of autists whose superpower is autism squared
That sounds like some anime bullshit, so it's probably true

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556770
What site is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556741
But did you know that Gura has a vagina between her legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556720
Why does Gurame make you so mad, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556714
>>2555654
>>2555660
>>2555781
>>2555861
>>2556102
>>2556199
>>2556616
>>2556714
YOU RETARDS THE SHOCKS ARE TO KEEP GURA FOCUSED WITH STREAMING. IMAGINE THIS SCATTERBRAIN WITHOUT THE CONSTANT ZAP SHE WOULD BE UNABLE TO FORM A COHERENT PHRASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556772
Gura has mistakenly used her real voice on stream at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
Temma is actually a prop actor without props.
>Uses Paint and googled images of insects to draw an insect army
>Uses a transparent "phone" screen to overlay over his avatar and pretend he's in his own gacha rolling for himself for three hours
>Did an entire stream where he was retelling a story he wrote and applied his own sound effects
Beyond that he also plays DBD on a professional level and will breed you with or without your consent.

[Anonymous No.]

MH players are going to hate her a lot after this one aren't they

[Anonymous No.]

>khezu
IT'S TIME

[Anonymous No.]

I just got home did I miss anything good in the Gura stream

[Anonymous No.]

KHEZU (ALASKAN BULLWORM) TIME

[Anonymous No.]

i want dango

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556737
>Suityan Holotalk
super excited for this one
any KFP here know if/when questions are open?

[Anonymous No.]

uh oh khezu time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792

[Anonymous No.]

>Khezu
Well, is YOUR oshi better at monhun than a bloodborne speedrunner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556795
STOP SHOCKING HER
SHE'll END UP TRIPLE RETARDED

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/ip5mc4.PNG

[Anonymous No.]

Khezukino cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

ITS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556540
God, that expression, I'm going to cheat on my oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556624
Anon you can't say that because jobless fags will come from the woodwork to moan

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556791
Thats just Socialblade....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792
That must suck for chumbuds.
For my oshi, Ame, the only thing between her legs is my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556775
>A somewhat normal person
Reminder that, an hour after Kaoru was graduated, Roberu did a stream where he made goofy sound effects into the mic for an hour and a half and never acknowledged anything had happened at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556530
Where are the toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556800
>>2556802
>>2556809
>>2556811
>>2556820
>wroggi farming instead
IT WAS NOT TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556801
She said blue waffle and that her titles have taken a turn for the wurstas in sausage

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792
She has 2 dicks

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556685
He's like the male version of Aqua but with less gamer skill and more autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556770
Shes quite honestly just not interesting. Shes shit at most of the games she plays and is obviously depressed and not into streaming, add on she takes long breaks and you have the perfect storm for a recline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556811
It's even the same weapon type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556799
nah she's right, at least these kind of missions are not obligatory unlike previous mh games

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792
I thought she was a homostar. I feel betrayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
cuhnyy..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556801
Gura is selling her old chair with sweat and smells included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
What the FUCK am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

She made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556759
>fujo
>I AM THE GREATEST/NUMBERS
>i travelled across the globe to pursue a niche artform
>huaahuahaaha meat spin and molfy eggs right guys?
why is ina the only normal one in her gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556777
She's right as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556798
>Uses Paint and googled images of insects to draw an insect army
>Uses a transparent "phone" screen to overlay over his avatar and pretend he's in his own gacha rolling for himself for three hours
>Did an entire stream where he was retelling a story he wrote and applied his own sound effects
Damn, pure SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556671
Nier: Otamatone

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556795
Question, can a person develop a fetish for seeing a girl electro shocked?

[Anonymous No.]

do any of them ever skip the dango song

[Anonymous No.]

UWAAAAA DANGO FEET

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556835
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556380
The best part of this post was that anon translated it to nip and posted it on 5chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556833
EXIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556795
wanna fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556844
Gura's cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556808
Not yet probably gonna open them tomorrow unless she forgets

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792
People like you should run for politicians, because of all your lieeeeeeees

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556756
I don't even know what you're talking about. What? Live views transfers to VoD views anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556849
>Ina
>normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555634
Uh, Nutsacki?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556798
also attracts middle aged ladies if the rrats are true

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556847
TICK TOCK

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura spilled her spaghetti last time because the hat was off

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556844
A delicacy

[Anonymous No.]

Reflecting on how buck wild and zealous the girls are capable of making their fans I've been thinking why don't we apply this kind of idol control on society as a whole? Imagine if we had state induced idols, pure and sweet, designed to cater to the lonely hearts of men? I would place money on the girls being able to stur men from our gender related pessimism and finally give the men of this world a figure to dedicate themselves to. The girls would become literal gods and rule society themselves. Imagine being able to actually attend the church of Ina. Doesn't that sound amazing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556808
The questions are usually opened a day or two before holotalk, so most likely on friday or thursday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817

[Anonymous No.]

>trap
SHES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556826
Hide the pain Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556799
I'm sure the ones upset today are the nier "fans".

[Anonymous No.]

If women are not funny.

What is their appeal then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556855
No and they never will

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556881
SHES COMING FOR YOU GURA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
TuT
saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556860
Thank you for your Ogey based Ogey poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556854
there is a webm of a small breasted goth-y-arthoe that zaps her tummy. She gasps and braces for impact everytime. You can almost see her abs clench before every shock

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S NOT A HAT, IT'S A HOODIE

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be the tutorial

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556880
Actually getting to ridiculous levels or LORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556826
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
adult penis enters this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556855
Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556795
>tfw you will never gently caress Gura's hypersensitive gills while she shivers and whimpers in your arms

[Anonymous No.]

Khezu, the sneeze wyvern, is coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556894
they cute

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that gura's hood is shaped like the tip of a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Tako News] Ina has reached 900k and will be forced to do her karaoke and Q&A like she promised (for reaching 900k specifically)

[Anonymous No.]

>chat has fed her the lie that Capturing gives you more rewards
DEVILISH

[Anonymous No.]

>turn the hat off
Does Gura even want to be a vtuber at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556772
Ame, mori and Ina doesn't really hide their voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556639
You suck at making puzzles

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556874
relatively yes
even though i doubt that anyone who plays ffxiv is normal, yes that includes ina and miyabi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556878
Wasn't that from a tv show about fans of vtubers and a 40 something year old woman or whatever had Temma as her oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556824
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
>state induced idols
Didn't West Taiwan do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>chat hating on the hat again
kill all normalniggers

[Anonymous No.]

I love you, Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>we are her tutorial
what does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556916
It essentially does, though. You get less garbage mats, but a lot more rare mats, and rare mats are 99% of what keeps you from crafting stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556850
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556916
Worldsperm shouldn't be allowed to use youtube chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556916
>lie
n-nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556799
Outside of Titanfall 2 and Half-Life 2, I don't think I've ever seen actual fans of the game sperg out on the girls in these threads ever, just people trying to use the dedicated communities as weapons to tribalfag with.
Look at the Kiara Nier thread, where all of the DoDfags were laughing and having a good time while the usual schizos starting going on about "Nierfag seething" and even saying shit like
>I've never played the games but even I know I should be seething over this
Only shooterfags get that pissy over a game. And Minecraft, but that's a separate beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556579
Oh hey I'm pretty sure I'm one of those distorted Pekos or Pekolikes. I still distinctly remember this event but had no idea how long ago it happened because of how fucked my sense of time is nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
fertile and ready for seed

[Anonymous No.]

Does gura even know what meat spin is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556886
Usually 2 or 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

KIARA MENTION
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556932
>normal
>niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556847
Unironically how does Ina keep up with Kiara? Ina is the most boring of her gen, yet has impressive growth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556930
pretty sure north korea has exactly this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
Reminder that this is how celebrities work and that they are used as the greatest mind control ever by the government. The alphabet boys will try to silence me over this BUT IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH. DO NO BELIEVE IN FALSE IDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556943
>Only shooterfags get that pissy over a game.
Did anyone get pissy at Mori the other day, or are APEXfags kind of used to watching girls suck at their game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556702
source me anon, I'm extremely interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556907
Mine specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556936
>but a lot more rare mats
But you're wrong, retard. It varies HIGHLY monster to monster, especially a lot of the "endgame" ones in Rise, like Magnamalo, Nargacuga, and Rajang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
Of course she fucking does

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556915
Karaoke soon? Isn't she busy as fuck.
Regardless, good, I love this tako girl like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
1. People were looking forward to collabs with other holos specifically JP.
2. She can only do many Karaoke streams.
3. Constant downplaying her abilities and achievements. If you don't think you matter no one else will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556893
But I'm a Nier fan and I enjoyed the stream a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
Comfy to the point its like going to see your therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556916
Capturing doesn't? I can't tell who's shitposting or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556930
Forgot to mention it failed, btw
https://radiichina.com/communist-youth-league-virtual-idols/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556720
None of the ENs know what it means to have a friend.
Kiara wants to make friends and is outgoing, but constantly gets taken for a ride by abusers or turned on by conniving colleagues that she thought were her friends until they decided to backstab her for personal gain. Despite her outgoing and open nature, she doesn't know what it's like to have a real friend and doesn't know where the boundaries between friendship and romance are

Mori only has male friends because her childhood left her bitter, withdrawn and insecure. She harbours unironic /r9k/ attitudes about other women and an innate dislike of her own femininity. But none of the guys she hangs out with are really her friends, either. She just kind of orbits them with the thirst of an awkward virgin that's too socially awkward to realize how forward or imposing they can be but too shy to actually do anything with it.

Gura and Ame are both just withdrawn loser whitegirls that had like 1 friend in grade school they never talk to anymore and aren't sure how to make new acquaintances as adults. Even talking to the cashier at the grocery store is too much for them. Their awkwardness comes from not actually knowing how to make or behave around adult friends and being unsure of how to approach their professional relationship as amicable coworkers

Ina's the classic asian 2nd genner with a public and private face, the former of which atrophied and fell off after she finished school since she never leaves her house or interacts with anyone outside of her immediate family. She alienates people without trying and is totally oblivious to the fact that she's genuinely lost all of her social skills beyond the fact that she occasionally has trouble thinking of what to say to other people. Other girls that interact with her feel like she's performing herself for them and there are walls a meter thick between that performance and anything genuine but Ina herself is unaware that she's locking non-family members out because she's just acting naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/DoKomi/status/1382397420387102724
https://twitter.com/DoKomi/status/1382397420387102724
https://twitter.com/DoKomi/status/1382397420387102724

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556899
Fuck that sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556963

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
I unironically think she doesn't know at this point. OR blue waffle. This is actually ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
No, she just knows it's a meme people use.
She confused it with leekspin.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else thinks its a little offensive how gura tries to pronounce the japanese she hears but its so bad, it feels like shes mocking it? it's like she's saying "ching chong nip nong"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556932
Are you just combining words with niggers to look cool in front of your 4chan buddies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
back in march she made some comment that cause me to post "gura knows about meatspin" but i forget what it was, and i didn't have time to hunt down the timestamp to refresh my memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556853
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556825
>the only thing between her legs is my face
Woah there teammate, you can take all that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
>thinking I don't already know about the Monarch project
You aint taking me glowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
>all these replies
Why is numberfagging still such effective bait even after all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
Ame sent it to her

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas Gura... contain yourself. You can't just go after every cunny you see.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly watching Gura fumble and fuck around in Monster Hunter is losing its charm. I thought her anxiety would take over and she'd grind and get better off stream, instead she's regressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556973
She'll probably schedule it like a month later or so like the 600k one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
I’m actually surprised how Kiara keeps up with Ina despite having less viewers on average

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556894
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556978
But she made a point to tell you she isn't your therapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556655
Taro doesn't get up before noon, give him time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
You are describing the american music and entertainment industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
>niggas reinventing the vestal virgins in these threads
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
she made a sausage joke near the beginning so yes she does know

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556925
It wasn't meant to be hard, it was meant to send a message.
You all failed, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556979
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556991
standardniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556706
it will have brown twins. onegai.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556989
meanwhile, actual Japanese: HOLY SHIT SHE'S SO CUTE WHATEVER SHE DOES IS ALWAYS CORRECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
UUUUOOOOOHHH CHILD EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556854
I kinda did from the sound of the female characters taking damage from winston's gun in overwatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556980
Depends on the monster, some have better loot tables from capturing and others are better to carve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
And thus /hlgg/ added recreating religion to their list of achievements

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556980
It depends on the monster; since in Rise it doesn't even always give you 3 mats, it is often not better to do so. I usually only capture if the other retards manage to cart twice, to reduce the likelihood they manage to die a third time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557008
Kiara has world wide appeal, Kinda sorta, thanks to her multilingual talents and weird ass time slots.

[Anonymous No.]

i still don't know anything about monster hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556971
>capturing no longer actively incentivized
But doesn't that like, collapse the whole morality of the game's setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556981
Hmm? What's this?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura won't even get 20k

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556985
Glad to see pic's somewhat continuation

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556980
Capturing increases your chances of getting rare materials just slightly, but you're not really getting more materials. The other advantage of trapping is that you can finish quests quicker, which means you can grind quests out more over a period of time, leading to more materials over time.

[Anonymous No.]

Her head is huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557006
She should have just gone straight into fighting monsters. The worst part of any MH is the low-rank quests and she's taking it painfully slow here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556792
Does gura shaves down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556942
It only applied in world, but not the other games. You need to check the monster's drop pools to see what gets you what you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557003
She went to komitsu? What did she say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
0 drama
0 GFE
0 Numberfagging
0 SC baiting
It's actually impressive. She's running a youtube streamer channel and doing everything "wrong" regarding money and extracting it from her takos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557019
are you incapable of doing other things while watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557047
have you literally ever seen a 2D girl before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
who doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556998
forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557049
She doesn't even have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557039
When the monster has numbers appear on him, that is good. When the monster reduces her health, that is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557042
Kiara's doing a viewer Q&A for some german otaku company or something, I don't know what they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557047
relative to the rest of her body maybe, but compared to other people's not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556980
As of this game, capturing offers one less reward than carving, but has different rates for items, so its more of a tradeoff depending what you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556981
>The goal of the game is to get the most points by correctly guessing the other player's answers.

>In each round there will be one question.

>All players answer the question completely honest and anonymous with YES or NO.

>After everyone answered the question in secret, all players have to guess how many people have answered with YES.

>When everyone placed their guess, the game master will reveal the number of YES answers that were made (WITHOUT knowing who gave which answers).

>Whoever has the most points at the end wins a DoKomi Special!

>Very important: It is never revealed who answered YES or NO. Except the people come "out" themselves in the chat.

Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556964
APEX posters don't care about how well they do.
They're just feeding into the Roboco singularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556989
ywnbj

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556989
watch Reine and watch how a girl with perfect English completely fucks up Monster Names. Its kinda cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone tell Gura that their Minecraft server is dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556991
>>2557022
MYSTERY NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556989
Do you get mad when Korone says english words wrong, repeating them?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1382498906445991936
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1382498906445991936
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1382498906445991936
Ina cute. I can't wait for Golden Week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556971
I don't know shit about Rise or World, but in 2nd, 3rd gen and 4th gen capping was better 99.9% of the time. It's hilarious to see you imply that someone encouraging capping is a new player behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
>assfangs
you know that those are not real right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
>Imagine being able to actually attend the church of Ina.
shit, how do I start investing on this project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557039
You hunter monsters, what's there to get?

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THIS EROGAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556590

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see your sexiest ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557047
No, her her is regular size but her body is incredibly tiny and fragile.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Gura choose CB? If you git good it can be pretty broken but otherwise it's downright terrible. She should have chosen a noob-friendly weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

peko
https://jigex.com/2YNC

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557073
I miss the days when the numbers weren't there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556999
It's our collective face, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557063
Mori and Kiara don't have a head that big, look at Gura's head width compared to the rest of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>EZ meat bait
>Sounds like something you guys would fall for

THIS MESUGAKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556847
>>2556957
TICK TOCK TAKANASHIT KIANUS!
You can run but never truly escape the clock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557017
someone superchatted a pun about the title taking a "turn for the wurst"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556979
Based essay my dude, I appreciate the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura so obsessed with dicks now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557073
the numbers look so small and it takes so long. when i play games from the hyperdimension neptunia series, the bosses have numbers on them like "1503" and "905", and when gura plays monster hunter it has numbers like "6" and "11".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557087
It's fine now though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556991
Ok anonnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557041
>the morality
They study captured monsters and then more efficiently dissemble them for parts, or experiment with them, or use them in Arena quests.

>>2557093
Brachydios, off the top of my head, far worse to capture.
Also, >giving advice when you don't know what you're talking about in regards to the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
rrat: Susan is a Takodachi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557041
Considering you get parts from capturing, I always assumed the monsters were being dissected or something. Probably more human to kill it in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557022
k-kakkoii

[Anonymous No.]

>easy bait
>sounds like something you guys would fall for
chumbuds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
Gura is wise in the ways of the old internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557011
I wonder if Jenma is physically holding Kiara back from her going off on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557102
Like my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557101

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557016
>all of the "You could be replying to your Oshi"-posts mirror the themes of St. Francis and the Leper
We are living in weird times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557048
She's painfully slow at everything in this game, moving through the menus, finding Items, going around the maps. Its literally the fastest Monster Hunter ever and shes managing to stretch it out longer then the first time I played monster hunter 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557101

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557050
Wow, I did that since P3rd, unless I wanted something really specific and rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556978
Except she's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557085
>Reine
>perfect english
The acquired accent has fooled you but her english is definitely not perfect. Like any ESL she struggles more than normal encountering unfamiliar words or weird made up ones because the pronunciation rules at play aren't intuitive to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is going to kill the monster instead of capturing it, isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557095
if you look up at the pussy they do, or if she's sitting down/leaning back, but they're pressed together

[Anonymous No.]

>We should watch Jurassic Park
Is she here? Does she know about that guy's commission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
>most boring of her gen
Not really. If that were true people wouldn't tune in

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556619
I honestly think she forgot to destretch her Live2D and left it like 10-20% wider. I don't even know if Live2D works like that and I guess I could just measure screenshots if I weren't lazy, but I can't stop seeing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557107
She thought it was cool. I dont think it was any deeper than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
design.
>>2557059
>0 drama
>0 GFE
>0 Numberfagging
>0 SC baiting
most new subscribers don't care about it. "wow she mentioned her viewer count, i won't subscribe to her!!" lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557091
that's a good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557130
Susan hates the holos and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557059
>0 drama
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

gura monhun has more views than nyanners collab with Kizuna Ai.

[Anonymous No.]

THAT anon just SCed suggesting a jurassic park watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557090
DOG NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.]

God, Gura is terrible at video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557110
Turn them off...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557107
She did the big explosion on the training dummy and decided then and there that she would never use another weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557101

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557123
If you use a GOOD weapon (Hammer or Great sword), you can hit those big numbers ez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556817
UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557175
No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556770
EN is all reclining due to reduced interest from Westerners and JOPs
The only one that had higher views is Mori because she got her music topics rolled into her main channel, granting a temporary boost.
HoloJP is seeing similar declines as of late-January but the VOD restorations in Feb/March has buoyed their views in tracking sites.

In typical Japanese fashion, Cover waited until the decline was evident to announce a major overhaul and hiring spree to improve operations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557146
Classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556847
>>2556957
>>2557115
I just want them to hit 1m so niggers will shut the fuck up about this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557146
i need a latinx nigga to call dbz people bad things

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557090
TIME JANNNYS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557042
The german online convention Kiara got invited to

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556672
He'll retweet hero Yoko Taro series

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
Because it was already decided at debut where they would be positioned compared to their genmates.

pic related is google interest over last 12 month
>blue gura
>red Calliope
>yellow ame
>green kiara
>purple ina
You can see they kept it pretty consistent since debut. So the main decider was the character design and the debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557180
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557115
Susan is a takodatchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557181
didn't know you could do that
t. someone who hasn't played an MH game since Tri

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557130
>he wasn't there for the timewarp stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557175
Here's your (You)

[Anonymous No.]

your oshi WILL miss her SAED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557153
She has better English then Gura unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557093
Zinogres, Nargacugas, both as well have higher chances for Skyemeralds/Mantles on carves vs captures.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is really bad at this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557157
Does it really matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557205
>those lines
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura thread
>People shitting on Ina
??? I thought chumbuds liked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
Ina is talented enough to constantly bridge the gap by just streaming instead of begging people to subscribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557125
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557212
Deadbeats have such a cute oshi, I'm jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556951
Do you genuinely believe in your heart of hearts that a disciple of Nyanners the traitor does not know what meatspin is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557205
FUCK NUMBERS
WHAT WE NEED ARE LINES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557217
Already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557223
She's pretty good at not dying which automatically places her above most of the clowns playing this game online right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
Here's her secret:

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557227
Yes, this is a mission where you have to capture it, so she'll fail it and won't get any rewards
If you're asking if it matters to ME then yes because it will be funny seeing her realize it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557229
No one is shitting on anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557016
Never underestimate the power of the /hlgg/ cum eaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557227
Yes. She fails the quest and gets nothing from it if she kills the monster. Also takes more work to kill it too so she'd have wasted more time and all her items.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557033
Alright guys now that we've created religion, it's time to enact miracles. Grab your most precious item and expose it to negative ions and pure oxygen until it becomes an iconographic regalia to use in casting mass psychomaterialism. If we concentrate our energies effectively enough we can get Mio pregnant regardless of circumstance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556296
What did he say about her?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /hlgg/ I need to up my unity game. Give me a VOD to watch from the following Holos that will make me into a fan:
>Iofi
>Anya
>Mori
>Amelia
>Ollie
>Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
>>2557016
>In ancient Rome, the Vestal Virgins were priestesses of Vesta, goddess of the hearth. The college of the Vestals was regarded as fundamental to the continuance and security of Rome. These individuals cultivated the sacred fire that was not allowed to go out. Vestals were freed of the usual social obligations to marry and bear children and took a 30-year vow of chastity in order to devote themselves to the study and correct observance of state rituals.
>The Vestals became a powerful and influential force in the Roman state. When Sulla included the young Julius Caesar in his proscriptions, the Vestals interceded on Caesar's behalf and gained him pardon. Augustus included the Vestals in all major dedications and ceremonies. They were held in awe, and attributed certain magical powers. Pliny the Elder, for example, in Book 28 of his Natural History discussing the efficacy of magic, chooses not to refute, but rather tacitly accept as truth:
>At the present day, too, it is a general belief, that our Vestal virgins have the power, by uttering a certain prayer, to arrest the flight of runaway slaves, and to rivet them to the spot, provided they have not gone beyond the precincts of the City. If then these opinions be once received as truth, and if it be admitted that the gods do listen to certain prayers, or are influenced by set forms of words, we are bound to conclude in the affirmative upon the whole question.
>Their tasks included the maintenance of the fire sacred to Vesta, the goddess of the hearth and home, collecting water from a sacred spring, preparation of food used in rituals and caring for sacred objects in the temple's sanctuary. By maintaining Vesta's sacred fire, from which anyone could receive fire for household use, they functioned as "surrogate housekeepers", in a religious sense, for all of Rome.
They had a fucking Para-fire relationship with all of Rome, kept away from men, and acted as unity bearers.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557195
Oh anon, you should know better than to think that that would be the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556991
okay, niggernigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557235
So do I

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557101

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557205
Ame will *cough* pass Mori *cough* *cough* Anyda-

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557246
on this mission the game tells you when to capture so I doubt she'll mess it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj4yiZxGPIE
Peak Temma content here

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556974
I am too. I did 100% the game and deleted my save. I was amused to find out you can't even get the message if your message was bad.
The "fans" i was referring to are "elitist" backseaters who think they need a game to completed the way they want instead of just sharing their love for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556510
How are her live views so low when she's still crushing everyone in total views? It's almost like there's a bug or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557123
Big numbers like 1503 are unironically why I hate games like Final Fantasy and prefer dragon quest. For some reason going from 3 damage to 80 damage over the course of a game feels better to my brain then going from 100 to 9999. Still Like a Disgaea game now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557198
Decided to play the original FF7 before the remake because of the time jannies, I will never forgive squeenix for turning what could've been the game of the decade into a soapbox about the nature of remakes and also an advent children sequel.

[Anonymous No.]

All right I've never touched charge blade, but someone please tell me it's not slower than hammer because that looks slow as shit. She's just ass, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557246
Oh I didnt know this was that mission

[Anonymous No.]

JGBFW how were ina and ame's streams today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557016
kek you're actually spot on

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557191
https://twitchtracker.com/nyanners/streams/42312829902?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=6954691afad2f23f665c702351403023f2f0c766-1618449066-0-AURkpaghnQ7N_pnv3sTr-k-GJiIi2UPJDy7YS23TB7WAvKmSreznd9dANmzHnCnRRAnz057jABj9HYocPTFUlhr_1vLw3eqV7SfJBIx7tQg4nZVhJM9-e0W2UOPnlcBiqy33082KhL3cUOQePqshQKsURtt4JeUt98fAjtlJ3FctBR2Wb1YcookLFUuBU3IIIbWYFjzIECcYH1ymzF3Yo_3EZZs7d50NBXNwa1Er3oZgaBeRUSTDrljrUR6aK5Kq88fUu72hJLVIQU8LzOcuUQ9aA2iHZIRhf-53IBpwh7T6ueJw4fgH0w_Lx8Uf2X8dtdoAOj_OQIx53CIqD0H9AxbjBtak6gdEFA9CJKR46FlXNchkMUsfqyk1jCO9XhiyRgjYLLZZcVbowJFFuFqPIdRSy5XM0T-Sdzg2ZGmXjtGKXCiE73FEWZC_Y8zedKIS0QlLeLt9rxMQtK7jCG0TEPV7EaKkCvhLtA12hPUitmco

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557278
anon, your logarithm reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557281
She's pretty bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79T_WKWhebQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557284
It's because it isn't. This is just the regular village Wroggi kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557205
>Because it was already decided at debut
>graph shows them trading places constantly
Ogey??

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557292
I couldn't catch Ina's (though the art looks really good) but Ame's was pretty damn comfy. I'm probably going to end up skipping the Paladins stream though, that game gives me an allergic reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557292
ame confirmed that the only 2 ENs who are on 4chan are gura and mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557267
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557101

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557175
That collab was a fucking disaster. Just another example of why not to do these kind of cross-language collabs in Among Us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557259
>who?
>what?
>Lethal League
>debut
>just click a random Apex vod
>her collab with Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557263
>"X HIT 1M FIRST! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT Y HAHAHA"
Can't wait for this forever despite it being by 5 minutes or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

god damn it Gura..............

[Anonymous No.]

>monster sleeping
>Gura thinks she can capture it
this isn't Pokémon, you dummy dum

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557268

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557279
Also isn't it false advertising because it not a remake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557281
Ive been using CB for most of the game and it feels slow, unless im doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557273
Shes messing it up right now lol

[Anonymous No.]

I knew she's fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557261
>Vestals in the Republic (509–27 BC)
>Sextilia, put to death for misconduct in 273.

I'M TIMELOOPING TOO FUCKING HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557123
You should play Disgaea, it was made for people like you. Gigantic numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shes trying to cap when its not low enough
People need to guide her to the retard proof indicators, not to the old ways of playing.

[Anonymous No.]

What's Gura doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557254
I say we should burn every trace of nijisanji in the name of our oshi's

[Anonymous No.]

She's a bit dumb isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

Gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557205
Looks like the recline rrat is dead outside of the first month or two of Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557313
Was it? I didn't even realize it happened already

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557310
You got a timestamp for that, buster?

[Anonymous No.]

>the wroggi leaves the zone
that was frustrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557235
Your oshi isn't too bad, kfp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557313
What was so bad about it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557333
her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557320
to be fair her chat told her to do it when it went to sleep. Donno why they wouldn't just tell her when it has a blue icon with an X in the eye under the monster's portrait top right, it's capturable. Because that's a thing in this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557333
Her best... Please support my autistic daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557299
Miss me with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557313
>Just another example of why not to do these kind of cross-language collabs in Among Us.
>Implying every fucking EN JP Among Us wasn't fucking Kino, and the ID EN JP one won't be either

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557341
It regained it's health anyway, so she wasn't going to cap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557278
Single/double digits are the way to go desu, anything else is just jerking off numbers for the sake of looking impressive. Who cares if your attack stat is 20 million if the enemy's HP is 50 billion? It's so fucking needless and it doesn't make anything seem impressive. Every single JRPG could stand to drop the hundreds and thousands number spots out of their stats and damage outputs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557332
to be honest the cat having sleep sattus would throw anyone

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized she thought the monster was sleeping means she could capture it. This person is fucking braindead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557332
Were old indicators the drooling and limping?

[Anonymous No.]

DEADBEATS
Why is the readalong of such a shit manga so fucking KINO?
How does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557340
https://youtu.be/VNel79gPOZI?t=1183

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557331
i thought choosing a joke series would avoid serious replies, but here we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
time truly is a flat circle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557279
>advent children
Speaking of that https://hypebeast.com/2021/4/final-fantasy-7-advent-children-4k-uhd-blu-ray-release-info

[Anonymous No.]

Fatto Sharku

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557233
It took her like 180k subs to catch up from the Until 700k karaoke.
And well for this one the gap wasn't particularly large to begin with because Kiara got Susan'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
>Roman Aloe
>Literally had SEX in her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
>Sextilia
SHE WAS A WHORE, SHE HAD IT COMING. >INB4 CENTAUR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557273
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557360
it was never capturable in that zone in the first place, regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557326
Damn she's pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556957
She's just really relaxing and wholesome to watch, it's a dorky girl doing things she enjoys while encouraging others to pursue their hobbies, she's like a shelter from all the negativity and shit flinging that is the modern internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557278
I agree with you
The max I can accept is HPs in the 10k ranges (max 99k) and damage around that numbers too, maybe with 100k being insanely high damaging attacks

However DQ's very low numbers are so... comfy? Elegant? I don't know but I prefer them a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557300
Jesus. My current record is 6 minutes with the Howi build gunlance, charge blade looks broken as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

She is the dumbest little shark I know, and is painfully adorable.
How is such cuteness possible?

[Anonymous No.]

baaaaaaaaribaribaribaribari

[Anonymous No.]

im running to the bathroom let me know if Gura gets shocked to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
>27+3 = 30
>Aloe graduated on the 30th

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557374
The funny pictures sure help

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557292
Ina's stream was chiller than usual since she was streaming in the morning. Cute moments throughout and it wasn't too long. Definitely worth catching up on.

[Anonymous No.]

GOOMED ALL OVER THE WALL AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Gura almost did something impressive

[Anonymous No.]

Shark...

[Anonymous No.]

Nice gooming there gura, rumao

[Anonymous No.]

Gura.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557263
Numberfagging past 1m kind of doesn't have a point

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557313
It was great for everyone except butthurt chumbabbies and dogfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557404
ANON YOU JUST MISSED IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
>Legendary Vestals
>Aemilia, a Roman vestal who prayed to Vesta for assistance on one occasion when the sacred fire was extinguished, and then miraculously rekindled it by throwing a piece of her garment upon the extinct embers.

IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557259
>Iofi
Not a VOD, but look up translations of her streams with Sora. Really fucking cute.

>Anya
If you want a sassy brat, the love advice streams. If you want cute Anya, the collabs with Ina.

>Mori
She's my oshi so I want to say 'watch everything', but I think the unarchived karaoke streams are probably a good place to start. Her latest Q&A (a couple of months back) was also a really good stream to get an insight into the type of person she is.

>Ame
Outer Wilds, not even a contest. Ame at her best.

>Ollie
Collabs. The ones with Ame, Reine and Mori come to mind.

>Moona
Karaoke streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557191
Twitch actually has easily trackable numbers you know? Why even lie like that?

[Anonymous No.]

She's never going to play this game again.

[Anonymous No.]

Where were you when /hlgg/became the inheritors of Rome?

[Anonymous No.]

why doesn't gura hit the monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557299
fuck math

[Anonymous No.]

Cart #1

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557404
poison*

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just carted and missed every Charged Final Attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557393
Keep in mind TDS is German autistic efficiency channeled into hunting monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

[Sad News] Gura's first cart was to a Great Wroggi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557313
It wasn't just the language barrier, though that made everything much worse. No one really was that comfortable with each other. No room for banter or trash talking, especially since Ai is like the OG vTuber I felt like the others were walking on eggshells.

Sora had the same issue to some extent. Arguably Gura has the same issue now with the JP branch. Great collabs either had a few participants who are willing to ignore the awkwardness to some degree (Kiara, Ollie) or history, often including some scuffed streams, to build chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

HER FIRST CART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

CARTED

[Anonymous No.]

GURA GOT CARTED
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys enjoying Gura's last monhun stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557374
>Mom's fans calling her gramps
It was too relatable, and it reflected reality too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>she didn't know she was poisoned

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

First cart?

[Anonymous No.]

First cart?

[Anonymous No.]

>carted
shork.....

[Anonymous No.]

was this her first cart?

[Anonymous No.]

>goomed at the wall
>died from poisoning
What a terrible day

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Wait Gura is streaming right now? Why is the thread so slow I couldn't tell

Gura_Ogey.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557434
gooruh, you know how the frets on your ukulele get closer together as you go up the neck? ever wonder why that is?

[Anonymous No.]

Goomba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557425
>VOD recommendation
>unarchived karaoke
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
>The chastity of the Vestals was considered to have a direct bearing on the health of the Roman state. When they entered the collegium, they left behind the authority of their fathers and became daughters of the state. Any sexual relationship with a citizen was therefore considered to be incest and an act of treason
>Ancient tradition required that an unchaste Vestal be buried alive within the city, that being the only way to kill her without spilling her blood, which was forbidden. However, this practice contradicted the Roman law that no person might be buried within the city. To solve this problem, the Romans buried the offending priestess with a nominal quantity of food and other provisions, not to prolong her punishment, but so that the Vestal would not technically be buried in the city, but instead descend into a "habitable room".
THEY DIDN'T FIRE THEIR VESTALS, THEY GRADUATED THEM

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557422
Wrong collab and wrong company, seething SEAnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557259
>>Mori
All of the date, fake ASMR, and ASMR streams (skip the first one back in January, the one that was a fucking disaster).

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557374
The first one was better, but the second readalong was pretty funny too. It's a shame such good streams give birth to such shitty memes that just won't die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557441
THE GREAT FILTER BABY

[Anonymous No.]

God if Gura finds this literal fucking pushover of a monster annoying then I have sad news for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557244
You were saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556928
yes

[Anonymous No.]

THEY STOPPED HER FROM DOING THE KHEZU FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

why doesn't she pick up the wirebug?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I just realized Gura has the ability to rewind the stream turned on for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know there were so many bloodborne speedrunners in Gura's chat

[Anonymous No.]

she wouldn't have carted if chat didn't talk her into trying to capture the damned thing instead of just killing.
CHAT HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557424
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557375
>Tiktoks confirm they aren't on 4chan
Anon you do know there's a massive following of tiktok stuff right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557494
Wirebug?

[Anonymous No.]

How does Gura manage to be so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557498
oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556992
i think i found what you're referring to. in the beginning of the unarchived member's ukulele stream she shows us the goomba roomba opening and, presumably responding to chat, giggles and sings "you spin me right round baby right round". it's not definitive evidence though since that's actually a pretty popular song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557481
Could say the same about all clipfag/normalfag memes desu. Everybody thinks they're a fucking comedian and that their stupid joke needs to be front and center of every stream regardless of whether or not it even makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557473
If you've been in these threads for more than 5 minutes you know where to find them. Hell, all the unarchived karaoke VODs are uploaded in full to Youtube anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557087
Gura doesn't care about Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557485
to be fair all the small 'dromes are annoying with slower weapons due to their small frames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557379
Imagine remaking the sequel to something you decided would be better as a sequel to that sequel. Who the fuck is the target audience of Advent Children in 2021?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557359
Not him but only the first one was thanks to Botan and the overall good synergy of gen 5 and EN, it's still mostly shit because of the game itself.

[Anonymous No.]

Narwa is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557498
you're right, I hadn't noticed that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557292
Ina was really cute today. She confirmed ENMa got Replicant permissions so expect a marathon of that soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Carted to Wroggi
>not going to do Khezu
unironically NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557498
So it's high latency?

[Anonymous No.]

>Roberu playing Obra Dinn later
Ame, onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557473
for mori i'd say wine parties are way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557515
Charge Blade isn't really a slow weapon

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait until this game comes to PC next year so I can learn why people get shit on by Khezu so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557511
well, i mean, i said back in march. i linked the comment earlier in this thread. but regardless there's no doubt in my mind that she has watched meatspin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557494
She thinks SAED is the only attack in the game, and you need to charge your sword for it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stop trying to SAED this thing holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>her chat thinks Almudron is the last monster
based retards
>>2557529
the big flashy moves are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557518
The fight integrates the siege mechanics well

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557424
HOW THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

GET GOOMED SHITTY LIZARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557515
Charge blade is a fast as shit weapon. Its not dual blades but its at least Sword and Shield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557359
>15 person Among Us
Jesus Christ that'd be fucking chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557526
No, but someone that falls behind from buffering will stop counting as a viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557524
Ina will save her, as soon as gura opens discord...

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HIT ONE FINAL ATTACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557487
I'll never apologize for believing in my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557514
If that were true, then why is she playing Monster Hunter right now, hater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556826
He always streams when there's a happening
I remember having his Xenoblade stream is the background when EN was announced and the thread descended into madness

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557532
>get shit on by Khezu so much.
Khezu is easy as fuck. They get shat on because they don't look at cues to back the fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Has Gura even used the most broken thing about CB which is the Counter?

[Anonymous No.]

SHE GOOM'D IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557529
It is with gura tunnel visioning on SAED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557547
The SAED is fairly slow and easy to miss on the small frames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557359
The EN + Gen 5 one wasn't that bad, but that's because Kiara, Ina, and Mori know enough japanese. Nobody in the vshoshit stream knew japanese. I think one of them was trying, but she didn't know enough to form sentences and for the most part used japanese dialect for english words. My favorite was エレトキ for electric room. That stream was a disaster. The ID EN JP one will be great, because communication won't be a big deal until a Ame, Nene, and Polka situation arises, but moments like that don't encompass the entire stream so it's kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557365
not if you knew the icon right under the monster shows if its capturable or not, when theres a blue head you can cap it.

[Anonymous No.]

Are >we really going to make "Goom" a thing?
I really fucking hope now

[Anonymous No.]

why do you force gura to play these hard games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557532
He's easy as fuck just people can't into patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557532
He's not hard, he's just harder than all the filler monsters you were fighting before him

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557533
>>2557538
That's like playing GL and not wyvern fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557424
>Aemillia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557532
Its has one (UNO) attack that has a very vague telegraph, and it screams a lot. the "vague" telegraph is obvious as fuck once you know what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557504
no i didn't hear about massive tiktok following across hlgg audience. you see the only 2 girls who ame can't imagine being on tiktok are the ones who are obviously visiting 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557570
>NENE TRASH
I'll never forgive polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557552
Ina's busy today

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556885
>>2557016
>>2557261
>>2557330
>>2557424
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557558
To be fair, that's mostly because he's always fucking streaming in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557587
NENE TRAST FUCK NENE

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557372
Drooling for low stamina, limping is when its low enough to cap. There were also skills that tipped you off if you had them.

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>your social security number

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557573
not.*

[Anonymous No.]

So if State-Sponsored Hololive chuubas would be the Vestal Virgins, does that make the Sibylline Books the Book of Rrats??

[Anonymous No.]

OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

Gura.....

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura ogey guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557577
Time wasted on wyvern fire is time spent not spamming wyrmstakes

[Anonymous No.]

shorgk....

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GURA YOU DUMBFUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Guar gloomba

[Anonymous No.]

GET FUCK TRAPFAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

g..............

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557330
>>2557424
>>2557474
IT WAS MEANT TO BE

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds your oshi is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557532
Im new to MH and khezu wasn't hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557600
>Nenechi
>Onions de Chile, What es eso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557552
Ina barely even registers Gura right now. She sent a message and literally did not bother following up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557120
COMET NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557609
rule of cool

[Anonymous No.]

HoloID gen1 big announcement tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you could pick up traps when I first started playing, was very sad to find out that you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557620
chat told her the reason it had an X was because she was on her Palamute's back, so she dismounted, and then hit Y instead of A to get back on and deployed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557574
I wanted her to play Terraria!
Imagine the most fucking furious god damn jpg you've ever saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura thinks she can make another
>but doesn't have any trap tools in her box

[Anonymous No.]

BASED GURA
FUCK PEACEFUL ROUTE
I WANT BLOOD
KILL ALL MONSTERS AND EAT THEIR FLESH
Still, Gura...

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>>2557625
Super dumb, exactly the way I like it

[Anonymous No.]

your oshi is special chumbuds

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>your oshi
>your favorite show this se/a/son

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>>2557640
CHAT HATE

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>>2557600
Ame
750886728

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>>2557642
The guild box thing provides 2

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>>2557646
which monster do you think would be the tastiest?

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>your oshi
>would you be able to support her financially?

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>>2557605
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>2557651
We know. She's specially cute.

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Lures have never done anything in this game I think

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Gura being so clueless is actually triggering me.

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Gura is fucking this up so hard its kinda amazing. I don't think my 5 year old cousin had this much trouble trapping a monster in MonHun 1 (though I was guiding him.)

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>>2557625
retarded but cuter this way.

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>>2557527
Didn't she say she has it downloaded? I guess she's just getting through some of her backlog before she starts it

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So who is worse at MonHun, Gura or Anya?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0P9yADmAt8

Another Gura sister is streaming

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wait.. she's pregnant?

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this is actually somewhat painful to watch

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I know she's just being dumb to be a baby but this is getting really annoying

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>>2557532
I've not played Rise, but in my experience from 4U Khezu shouldn't be remotely hard, I always just found it annoying to fight sometimes because it stalls with the shocks.

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>baits the trap
>Piranhas eat the bait
lol, this is not her stream

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How the fuck could you have this creature as your oshi

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>>2557661
They're almost all carnivorous, so I bet none. Are carnivorous animals tasty? Do we even eat them? I guess China eats dogs and cats but still.

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>>2556979
What are /r9k/'s unironic attitudes? I've never been there, but a quick glance over the catalogue and a few threads gives me a vibe of it being a mixture of /a/, /b/, /pol/ and reddit.

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>>2557675
>Anya
Who?

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>>2557667
TECHNICALLY Gura could go get a Stinkmink, coat herself in it, and BE the bait to bring it to the trap, but she doesn't know where one is and wouldn't know to do it.

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>>2557652
Polka
Im stuck on the last 2 seasons, but Nagatoro looks good

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>>2557675
Anya

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>>2557532
he's not that hard, he's just a really obnoxious fuck with no BGM. The real annoying asshole is Rathalos with his constant flying around and wasting your time.

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>>2557675
Anya was significantly worse during the collab with Pochi and Ina. Still love my dagger though.

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>>2557667
They do but they require specific circumstances.
>Exhausted
>Not already looking for food
It's why status meat is good against brute wyverns since they get exhausted stupidly fast

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>>2557675
Haven't watched Anya's streams, but Reine is definitely doing better than Gura.

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>ame fucks up in mario yesterday
>gura fucks up in monhun today
THEY ARE

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>Gura schedules 1 stream of a game per week and forgets everything in between
When is she gonnil stop doing this?

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>>2557678
As relevant as *to, get out

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>>2557662
Ina
She could support me.

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I bet the Palamute kills it.

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gura is only good for sex appeal

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>>2557667
because monsters aren't going to fall for your drugged/tinged/poison meat if they see you place them. There use to be one hungry motherfucker that use to but they removed that in later generations

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Isn't wroggi like the easiest monster in the game? And gura has been hunting it for 30 minutes?

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>>2557715
FUCK-UPS

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>>2557675
Ina nearly triple-carted to ludroth and thought you were supposed to be bouncing off of the monster when using DBs.

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>>2557678
Not Hololive. Fuck off.

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>she's trying to lure the monster on the trap now
My fucking sides

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>>2557678
She streamed earlier with Nacho and has another collab with her scheduled in MC and it just makes me want to see Nacho collab with Gura or at least Ina...

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Is this what all non cartoons games look like on the switch? This game looks like it's running on all low settings on a computer from fifteen years ago

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>>2557689
wait, they do?

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>>2557715
NOOBS

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>>2557605
>Sio has the Sibyl and Kurokami was the last Roman king

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>>2557662
Ina
I can barely support myself.

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>>2557653
chat was right, she fucked up

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>>2557715
bad at games!

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>can i hit him with my cunny

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>>2557715
IMMATURE AND NOT IN CONTROL OF THEIR EMOTIONS

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>>2556957
People like Ina.

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>>2557652
Ina
Vivy is pretty based so far.

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This is painful.

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Gooruh....

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>the trap fucking expired
This stream is too good goddamn

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>>2557690
Generally no, carnivorous animals usually taste gamey because of their diet. You can fix the taste if you domesticate them and regulate their diet like chickens but that's not usually the case for stuff you hunt.

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gura...

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I am in physical pain. But she is cute so it's okay.

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>almost baited on it
>TRAP GONE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.]

>the trap expired

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>>2557747
Gura hasn't RQ yet.

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>>2557675
who is anya?

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>the trap is gone
MUH FUCKING SIDES

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JUST KILL THE DAMN THING

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>>2557689
>trap ran out
Ina save her from the burnout

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>>2557715
cute, funny, entertaining, and my favorite holos!

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Did a random wildlife trigger the trap?
Gura...

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This monhun stream is just getting better and better.

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>>2557723
slow and steady!

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This might be the final MH stream.

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I'm switching oshis now. Ame is my new oshi, farewell chumbuddies, it's been fun!

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>>2557662
>Mori
>the only upside to my miserable job is that it pays out the ass, so yes

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Wings hate

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>>2557777
>quads
No...

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I feel bad for the shark

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>>2557777
lets hope so
i hate watching this game

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>>2557765
>Fall Guys

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>>2557735
That was what hit her away when she put it down

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>>2557675
>Anya
Who? Are the EN2s already debuting and I missed it?

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>>2557594
>he's always fucking streaming
Well, he did;_;
I'm gonna test that theory to see if he's streaming when NijiEN is announced

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>>2557662
>Ina
>Yes. I wouldn't need to though since she makes more than me
>t. ako veterinarian

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>>2557780
Why are deadbeats like this?

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>>2557777
yeah... she's not enjoying this shit

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She picked up the honey instead of the part Kek

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>>2557777
Good

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>>2557777
well, i'll miss the music

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FUCK TRAPPING MONSTERS. KILLING IS THE ONLY WAY

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>>2556660
Then go watch twitch ethots if you're okay with that.

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>>2557690
Shark and alligator meat are pretty good

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>>2557773
nothing outside of large monsters can trigger them. It expired.

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>>2557777
Ina... save her...

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FUCK ME I KEPT LOOKING INTO THE ROMAN SHIT
ARE WE CONDUCTING APOTHEOSIS ON THESE FUCKING GIRLS

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>>2557690
Diablos isnt a carnivore, volvidon eats bugs same with barroth, and those are just in this game, theres lots of others that eat only plants, some that just eat rocks too. And who knows what the fuck Elder Dragons eat, probably everything.

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I want to tell Gura not to SAED every chance she gets but I don't think she'd read my SC.

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>>2557807
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734

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>>2557777
Saving yourself from a grudgepost with that might

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GURA YOU ARE A PREDATOR JUST KILLL THEM

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>>2557636
it's definitely 3D

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>>2557777
I just don't get why someone with 0 talent for videogames like Gura chose MH of all things to stream.

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>>2557777
No, this might be THE final stream.

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>>2557777
I hope so. I love the MH streams everyone's doing but holy fuck Gura. I'll just watch Ina and the JPs play it

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>>2557777
All I want is that she plays with Ina. Then she can burn the game.

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What's the difference between trapping and killing the monsters? other than the obvious one, Do they give you more stuff if you capture them?

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>>2557703
Just flash bomb him and he falls back down

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>>2557798
This stream is really something else
>does Vespoid quest, kills a random monster while doing it and then gives up on completing it
>puts bait, gets eaten
>puts trap wrongly
>spends minutes to bait the monster nearby it
>almost does it
>trap despawns

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>>2557777
TERRARIA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>2557796
Why are takos like this?

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>>2557803
He's not the one bitching, unlike you

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>>2557823
chat...

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>>2557777
Checked

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>>2557662
Gura
No. Which is shameful, because if she's not eating sugar and carbs she's barely eating at all.

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is Gura ogey?

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>>2557662
Kiara
She makes triple my income but we'd definitely be stable

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>>2557818
>Will

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SHE HATES IT

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>>2557818
Yeah, like she became a minecraft speedrunner.

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>>2557829
Capturing can possibly get you different rewards that you cant get from carving.

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>>2557733
no, look at doom eternal or alien isolation

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That's 5 Gooms she missed?

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GURA
SEX

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>>2557807
we literally call them idols bozo

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>>2557809
>Diablos isnt a carnivore
You're fucking kidding me? Does he impales other monsters for fun then?

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>your oshi
>her favourite salad dish

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>>2557824
This isn't as bad as Maneater.

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>>2557829
The moral choice is capturing them

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>>2557777
the only thing that can save her from droping the game is the cowboy hat from wroggi's set

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If the anon who made this is still here. Can you make a pregnant version?
https://files.catbox.moe/lxql00.png

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>>2557777
God I fucking hope so. She clearly fucking hates it, and if she can't get a slight hold of it now on the weakest piece of shit creature, she's gonna be in hell later.

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Why couldn't they have played Dragon's Dogma?

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>>2557822
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHH AME 3D MEGA COCK

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>>2557662
gura
easily

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>>2557829
Some monsters have different drop pools. Monster A drops good stuff when killed, monster B drops good stuff when captured.

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Gura...

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>>2557809
That just makes me wonder what something that eats rocks would taste like. Worms eat dirt which is kinda the same, but I've never eaten worms before either

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Jesus this stream

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yab

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Gura's so mad she turned into an error message.

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yab

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>>2557862
Ina
A head of lettuce with whippedcream

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>>2557662
Kiara
Gimme a few years yeah, but by that time she could probably just retire and coast off investments.

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>>2557517
Man we really need another gen 5 x EN collab, I have good memories of that collab

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>>2557777
>Begins the stream
>Chooses the hardest weapon to fully utilize
>Immediately does a gathering quest and gets lost, quitting it despite nearly being done
>Moves around inventory for fifteen minutes before going onto a capture mission for some reason
>Fucks up all the captures after thirty minutes of hunting
Honestly it's all her own fault for this.

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>>2557866
>moral choice
Anon instead of dying in a death battle they die after being lobotomized, tortured, experimented on. I bet some researcher even fucks them

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gawr...

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Why is there a network connection error when she's streaming solo? Does the live2D software they use require always online?

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>>2557861
Hes very territorial

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>>2557829
They give different things, some only carve, some only cap, generally different %s.

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>>2557861
It's for self defense bro.
But yeah it's true, it ain't a carnivore. They're just very fucking territorial for some reason.

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>>2557861
oh man, wait till you hear about bulls.

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>>2557897
Yes

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>>2557678
wtf there's blue ame and now yellow gura????

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>>2557897
Cover's software seems to.

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>>2557893
Which monster do you think would be the best lay?

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>>2557869
Bro what happened to you to get to the point of publicly asking for someone to make your loli hentai into pregnant loli hentai

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>>2557690
Shut up Mista

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>>2557777
Thank fucking god, honestly. This isn't even like BPM where she can luck out and have some fun. She may actually run out of time to kill this thing.

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>>2557897
yes, it needs a cloud server to work.
Wait is this a survey post?

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>>2557893
I'm that researcher

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>>2557678
Off topic

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>>2557777
Gura should have chosen LS if she wanted a flashy but easy weapon to use

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>>2557897
It's a phone app and requires connection through the internet to use

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YAB

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>>2557824
>MonHun is graduating Gura
Bros...

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>>2557897
reminder that there are people in this thread who unironically believe that cover is going to "develop" virtual reality technology

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Finally

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>>2557893
Moral for hunterkind and wyvernkind, who cares about the monsters?

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RATE THE HUNT

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>>2557897
The phone software connects to the PC and transfers tracking data to it.

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She... She knows she has a shield right...?

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>>2557897
From what some of the girls implied, the phone has to send a signal to the computer she is streaming to with the live2d.

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>>2557777
You fuckers have been saying this for weeks

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>Fucking Finally
YABE GURA SWORE!

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KO
SHE FUCKING DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557652
ina
i don't really watch seasonal anime, but blue lock is an ongoing manga series thats pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

SHE FINISHED ONE (1) QUEST

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>It wasn't a capture mission
What in the everloving fuck was she doing then?

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>>2557890
Sadly she gets filtered hard by tutorials, and she wants to do everything onstream. Otherwise she'd learn this stuff beforehand

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>>2557861
Ok Imagine you are like 2 tons of pure muscle and bone, and some fucking shark dude shows up on your turf, comes into your nest and starts fucking around. I think you'd put a horn throug him too.

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>Early this board was seething at Kiara at how she didn't went emo in Nier
>Now they are seething at Gura being bad at videogames
>When is already deam know only Ame is the actual gamer...which isn't saying much

Have we been raided by /v/ermins?

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>Quest complete
Wait, what was the capturing about

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>>2557913
I became based

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>>2557951
Attempting to capture

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>Flying fish out of the water in the background
The power of the Switch everybody

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>>2557939
MonHun chads keep winning
Gura is going to get mindbroken to the point where she starts using insect glaive and you're all gonna LIKE IT

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>>2557951
Someone told her that capturing gives more materials but failed to also explain that it alters drop chances instead.

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>>2557375
>Tik Tok keeps getting brought up
There's no way she isn't actively browsing it.

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>32 minutes
>on a LR Great wroggi
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>32 Minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>Muted
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

w-why is gura blushing

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>>2557951
Retards in chat kept egging her on to capture

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>>2557951
Dumbfucks that say capturing is better exist. She read one such message and now believes it.

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i am so glad i know nothing about monster hunter, i can't tell at all what she's "doing wrong"

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>>2557951
Her best!

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>>2557869
I request a version with Anya having correctly sized tits

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>>2557955
Always

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>>2557955
SEAchama are you having a fucking stroke

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S STICKY

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH MORIRIN

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>>2557972
>>2557975
She got baited into trying to capture, prease understando.