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25455298 No.25455298 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start

>Coco re-debuts in HoloEN but..

>> No.25455332

>>25455298
Artia comes back too...

>> No.25455419

but it has a big futa cock that has to show on stream

>> No.25455421

>Sana announces her graduation on her birthday

>> No.25455431

>Mori dies from alcohol poisoning

>> No.25455445

>>25455298
>>25455332
That's a hard one, Artia coming back would be a dream come true but putting up with the dragon whore and her annoying voice is hard.

>> No.25455464

>>25455431
But gura becomes alchoholic

>> No.25455545

>>25455421
But Amelia Watson graduates with her.

>> No.25455550

>>25455298
>But Aloe also redebuts... AND THEN Hitomi Chris returns to crush Hololive

>> No.25455562
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25455562

>>25455445

>> No.25455613

Feesh is fired from Niji, but

>> No.25455635

>>25455613
is hired by Yagoo to mod for the new gen.

>> No.25455721

>>25455635
That's just fucking brutal keeeek

>> No.25456023

>>25455298
I succeeded in inseminating your oshi.

>> No.25456077

>>25456023
but you are me.

>> No.25456163
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25456163

I become Lamy

>> No.25456204

>>25456163
but I keep you as my sex slave.

>> No.25456205

>>25456163
but you are me.

>> No.25456284
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>>25456204
sounds like a win win to me

>> No.25456334
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>>25456204
I am in your care anon. I hope I can make you happy.

>> No.25456593

Ame will get Gura pregnant

>> No.25456668

>>25456593
But Ame also got Ina pregnant.

>> No.25456858

>>25456668
h-hot

>> No.25457116

>>25455298
EN3 are hard working and motivated

>> No.25457158

but it turned out that vtubers were never real and this is all just a dream

>> No.25457163

>>25457116
They're all audibly troons

>> No.25457319

>>25456204
... but you're also Lamy too now.

>> No.25457389

>Reine and Kiara have sex on stream without getting banned but ...

>> No.25457455

Ui is raped but...

>> No.25457482

>>25457455
can never be impregnated

>> No.25457488

>>25457389
It's a threesome with Vox

>> No.25457507

>>25457389
It's a threesome with Lamy (futa)

>> No.25457627

>>25457163
FUCK

>> No.25457674

>>25457482
that's a double win anon.. but yeah, by me

>> No.25457711

>>25457163
NOOOOOOOO FUCKKK

>> No.25458051

>only virgins can be vtubers but...

>> No.25458177

>>25458051
they're all men

>> No.25458216

>>25458051
>>25458177
kek

>> No.25458303

(You) can mating press the rrat, but...

>> No.25458533

>>25458303
only after Roberu does it first

>> No.25458596

>>25457163
I hope to god you haven't jinxed it anon. I'm blaming you if there is even a single troon in gen 3

>> No.25458757

>>25455464
>Becomes
Anon...

>> No.25458960

>>25455562
>I'll name this image i found while lurking here "artia fan" cause you know, this is how artia fans looks like get it? get it?hehe, that'll get them for sure

>> No.25460295

>>25458960
But this anon receives rape correction.

>> No.25460589

EN3 are all cunnies and hags

>> No.25460671

>>25460589
but all the hags are also cunny

>> No.25460729

>>25460295
That's a win anon...

>> No.25460768

>>25460671
I don't see a problem with this

>> No.25460829

>>25455464
>He don't know...

>> No.25460856

Artemis of the Dude hangs himself on stream

>> No.25460938

>>25460856
but before that he collabed with your oshi and now the chat is forever filled with fags crying about it.

>> No.25460975

>>25455298
My oshi gets permission to play any game she wants

>> No.25461012

>>25460975
>it's Undertale

>> No.25461127
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25461127

Patra quits as a vtuber and goes back to doing denpa

>> No.25461140

>>25461012
Good thing my oshi won't play it because she's already played it before debuting and doesn't want to try to pretend to be surprised.

>> No.25461209

HomoEN will debut the "mythical bro tuber" and he'll be more popular than Vox but

>> No.25461327

>>25461209
He breaks his back tripping over his dog which also kills his dog and he has to go on break

>> No.25461346

>>25461209
It's actually a female

>> No.25461368

>>25455298
IRyS is my loving wife

>> No.25461417

>>25461368
But she never gets a 3D model or 2nd outfit

>> No.25461548

>>25461417
That's a given though.

>> No.25461660

Kizuna Ai comes back, but

>> No.25461716

>>25461660
she still has less subs than gura
oh wait

>> No.25462392

>>25461548
keeeeeeek

>> No.25462576

Your oshi gets banged live on stream, but

>> No.25462618

>>25462576
it's me, and i am not even subscribed to her

>> No.25462629

>>25462576
they're being fucked by me

>> No.25462666

>>25462618
>>25462629
All me

>> No.25462828

I get into Nijisanji EN.

>> No.25462936

Omega's model gets repurposed for an actual vtuber, but

>> No.25462949

>>25462828
have to offcolalb with the fish and she fucking stinks

>> No.25463028

>>25462936
They quadruple down on lore shit

>> No.25463059

>>25462936
It's Artemis

>> No.25463153

>>25462949
Fuck it, that's a good deal.

>> No.25463209

Fauna gives me a footjob

>> No.25463441

>>25463209
She does it in her Kirin form

>> No.25463527

Kizuna Ai comes back AND GETS MORE SUBS THAN GURA, but

>> No.25463561

>>25463441
i cant count the times i've jacked off to mlp hoovejobs, also im into shoejobs so that is a plus

>> No.25463581

>>25455298
She switches models with IRyS.

>> No.25463648

>>25463527
they find out she's using bots and get transferred to blacklist

>> No.25463681

>>25463561
That's disgusting, but also, hooves would literally break your dick anon, not in a kinky way I mean you would literally die.

>> No.25463769

>>25463527
she will resume her relationship with Nanamori and they will fuck on stream.

>> No.25464462

Collab beggars actually watch a collab stream, but

>> No.25464504

>>25464462
Holo and Niji still can't collab

>> No.25464633

HoloEN gets a trap chuuba, but

>> No.25464700

>>25461716
KEK

>> No.25464709

>>25464504
I never understood why

>> No.25464765

>>25464633
They stream less than ayame

>> No.25464805

>>25463681
mmm not sure, Fauna is very gentle. In any case i'm giving it a shot

>> No.25464847

>>25464709
the fact that neither company is seething about it means they had a mutual agreement. It's fairly obvious Niji chinks has something to do with it though but it can also be Cover trying to protect its talent.

>> No.25464919

>>25464765
F U C K

>> No.25464966

>>25464847
>Cover trying to protect its talent
kek

>> No.25464972

The bugs stop spamming Fubuki's chat, but

>> No.25464974

>>25464765
no...

>> No.25465072

Sony buys up both Cover and Anycolor and merges the two company

>> No.25465078
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>>25456284
>>25456334
>/become/ is just a bunch of trannies
It was staring me in the face, but I somehow just never saw it till now.

>> No.25465098
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25465098

Hatoba Tsugu's model bought by cover for gen7 but,

>> No.25465221

>>25464972
They moved on because Fubuki is fired.

>> No.25465237

>>25465072
but Sony mismanages it and ends up shutting down the whole lot.
>>25465098
Gen 7 never debuts.

>> No.25465274

>>25464972
they were making up most of her numbers and she graduates

>> No.25465308

Your oshi starts to regularly send you nudes via DMs

>> No.25465412

>>25465308
but your immersion is ruined and you no longer enjoy her streams as much.

>> No.25465529

>>25465308
But she has a cock and it's bigger than yours

>> No.25465537

IRyS gets a new papa but

>> No.25465591
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25465591

>>25465529

>> No.25465632

>>25455298
She returns as an StarsEN reverse babiniku

>> No.25465654

>>25465537
she gets rhombus rigging

>> No.25465663

>>25465529
wtf thats 2 benefits, wheres the monkeys paw in this situation

>> No.25465672

>>25465537
He starts selling NFTs of IRyS, someone steals them and cover loses the copyright to the character.

>> No.25465874

>>25465663
it's only bigger by an inch so its still just 3.5 in

>> No.25465939

>>25465654
Awww hell naaaa

>> No.25465987

>>25461209
His Yumejos are Twice as depraved as Vox's Underage Chink Army.

>> No.25466055
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25466055

Ayame streams everyday but,

>> No.25466151

>>25466055
its all collabs with males

>> No.25466163

>>25466055
exclusively on chaturbate.

>> No.25466174

>>25466055
It's always Valorant

>> No.25466320

The mute button of your oshi breaks and she doesn't notice it for a month but

>> No.25466383

>>25466320
She never streams the entire time

>> No.25466404

>>25465874
wtf my oshi has an 8 inch? damn im lucky

>> No.25466444

>>25466320
She was actually stream from her parents bedroom

>> No.25466965

>>25463153
you never had fish stink pyssy, it kills the boner

>> No.25467092

Kizuna Ai comes back and gets more subs than Gura and they're all verified, but

>> No.25467229

>>25467092
you hear a baby cry on occasion in the background

>> No.25467230

4channel is shutdown

>> No.25467259

>>25467092
her new fanbase is all former chumpedos

>> No.25467428

>>25467230
But the USA never has a mass shooting again

>> No.25468074

Your oshi plays your favorite game

>> No.25468294

>>25468074
But only for one stream and never picks it up again

>> No.25468352

Rosemi is back to doing solo and creative streams, but

>> No.25468467

>>25466163
What's a catch?

>> No.25468484

>>25468074
but she plays it terribly, can't understand it and never touches it again

>> No.25468511

>Korone follows up her short-lived Gran Turismo 2 playthrough but...

>> No.25468616

>>25468511
she only streams game video feed, no audio, no L2D, no mic.

>> No.25468684

>>25463581
What if IRyS gets a recolored Coco model?

>> No.25468713
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>>25468294
Oh man, that would never happend

>> No.25468838

Salami is blamed for Kobo's channel termination but

>> No.25468844

>>25468511
It's a collab with Ollie.
>PekoMiko returns, but...

>> No.25468846

>>25468684
I miss my kaicho

>> No.25468889

>>25468352
she joins VShojo.

>> No.25468992

Selen loses weight but

>> No.25469020

>>25468844
>but she plays it terribly, can't understand it and never touches it again
It's an off-collab so Pekora is particularly tense, neither has done their eigo/nihongo reps so they can't communicate, and they exchange a grand total of 20 words in the entire stream. They never speak again.

>> No.25469055

>>25469020 (Me)
Didn't mean to quote that at all

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>Kallin Yazaki shows off her ass live but

>> No.25469104

>>25469020
>Pekora and Miko now speak different languages

>> No.25469115

>>25468294
This already happened to me with Sana playing SOMA

>> No.25469251

>>25468992
but Selen ends up dating Mafu unironically to spite Rushia for the views.

>> No.25469314

>IRyS gets a 3d AND an alt outfit but

>> No.25469339

>>25468294
This is way too realistic
There are no dead hours but

>> No.25469346

>>25469314
But /vt/ still hate it because it came from redjuice.

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25469373

>>25469104
For some reason I thought it said Pekomoon.

>> No.25469398

>>25469314
She looks even worse than before

>> No.25469671

>>25469088
not a single person archived it before deletion

>> No.25469736

>>25466055
All she does is mess around with her 2D and 3D models. No gaming, no singing, but her mic is always open.

>> No.25469737

My oshi farts on my face.

>> No.25469767

>>25455445
Selen is from Nijisanji, not Hololive.

>> No.25469860

>>25469737
But you wake up

>> No.25469943

>>25458960
>artiafag seething his doxx gets posted everytime.

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25470146

>Gura plays a NASCAR game but

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25470334

>>25466174

>> No.25470384

>Aloe gets to re-debut but

>> No.25470432

>>25470384
she's more menhera than ever

>> No.25470519

>>25470146
she's painfully bad, not even in a funny way.

>> No.25470545

>>25467229
>>25467259
They're just subbed for the baby?!

>> No.25470590
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25470590

Boobanya is officially made canon

>> No.25470643

>>25470590
she gets a boob-suppressing kimono outfit and only ever wears that

>> No.25470967
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>>25470590
>>25470643
this basically happened already

>> No.25471014

>>25455298
>Holostars EN debuts and they're filled with actually interesting group of men, but...

>> No.25471095

>>25471014
They're all ftm trannies

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>>25471095

>> No.25471136
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25471136

Risu lets me have sex with her every day but...

>> No.25471154

>>25471136
Risu is actually a fat, hairy man IRL.
Her roomate was a false lead.

>> No.25471247
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25471247

Every holo (stars included) gets an official disclaimer on the website that they are heterosexual, but

>> No.25471267

You get all the superchat money that youtube gets from all hololive streams but....

>> No.25471498
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25471498

You and kiki live together and pic related happens 3 times a day but.....

>> No.25471511

>>25471267
Cover Increases how much they take by 40%.

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>>25471511
Deal kek. You get money and cover gets money. Also forces the streamers to actually work a little more especially if they dont get superchats.

>> No.25471615

>>25471247
they're all married

>> No.25471660

>>25471267
All the Hololive members start streaming on Twitch exclusively.

>> No.25471724

>>25471498
The man in the picture is not you.

>> No.25471992

>You get to have sex with all the trap chuubas but

>> No.25472090

>>25471992
You contract AIDS from the first and spread it to all the rest

>> No.25472505

All of HOLOEN stand around and piss into my mouth at the same time.

>> No.25472660

>>25472505
but you are blind, deaf, mute and unable to taste or smell. You aren't even aware it's them.

>> No.25472718

>>25469943
>Oh shit he....how do i counter this oh shit better call him seething and stuff, that'll for sure get him this time hehehehe

>> No.25473383

Your oshi sings your favorite song but

>> No.25473524

>>25473383
She damages her throat doing it and goes on a very long hiatus whilst her throat heals.

>> No.25473725

The Taiwan yab never happened

>> No.25473870

>Mori kill herself

>> No.25473895

At least i want to meet and go out with the indie vtuber that i help to moderate.

>> No.25473981

>>25473725
But Mori kills herself

>> No.25474033

>>25455431
but Kroni completes her transition and joins HolostarEN

>> No.25474128
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25474128

>>25473981
What's the negative here? That we're down a lolcow? That she doesn't do it live on stream?

>> No.25474191

>>25473895
But they have a very distracting lazy eye

>> No.25474321

>>25473895
>he helps moderate an indie he can't even meet
Anon please have some self-respect...

>> No.25474497

>>25474128
Hololive would lose the coveted anituber crowd

>> No.25474564

>>25461127
And then marries me.

>> No.25474603

>>25474497
Oh no not the antituber crowd whatever will we do without their views

>> No.25474607

>>25463527
her channel gets banned for suspicous activity

>> No.25474638

>>25464972
china invades taiwan and WW3 starts

>> No.25474852

>>25474638
Unironically hope this happens I hate the chinese so much its crazy...much love from Kazakhstan

>> No.25475040

I get to live a long and happy life married to my oshi but...

>> No.25475135

>>25475040
Your 4th daughter becomes a Vtuber

>> No.25475140

>>25475040
They has a very distracting lazy eye

>> No.25475176

>>25475040
She gets a train run on her every night by (Me). Your marriage is happy because you don't know about this, but none of your children are (You)rs.

>> No.25475250

>>25469373
WTF ME TOO LMAO

>> No.25475249

>>25475135
This dude beat out two of the laziest fucking responses possible kek >>25475176
>>25475140

>> No.25475271

Japan lifts its border restrictions and the EN members can finally enter the country but

>> No.25475364

>>25475271
One of them dies choking on airplane peanuts

>> No.25475373

>>25475271
The things they use it for are so boring and disappointing to literally anyone looking forward to it that it would have been better if they'd never lifted them in the first place

>> No.25475376

>>25475271
China invades Taiwan and WW3 happens

>> No.25475379

>>25473870
but the Taiwan yab happens again and this time to your oshii. Do you accept this anon?

>> No.25475476

>Vshojo and Niji en both get caught up in a massive yab, they both completely wipeout and all their chuubas permanently retire, but

>> No.25475531

>>25475476
Mori graduates out of solidarity

>> No.25475583

>>25475476
China invades Taiwan and WW3 happens

>> No.25475600

>>25475531
>>25475476
Huh, reverse order this time.

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25475655

>Hanaka Kotone becomes fluent in English and communicates with overseas viewers but

>> No.25475664

>>25475655
she gets raided by pewdiepie

>> No.25475715

Kiara drops the chicken voice forever but

>> No.25475735

>>25475664
Goddamnit

>> No.25475780

>>25475715
she loses her voice forever because of overusing her chicken voice

>> No.25475812

>>25475715
She streams exclusively in German

>> No.25475833

Hololive cease to exist but

>> No.25475854

>>25475833
All the girls are hired by Disney

>> No.25475879

>>25475600
>this time
...time traveler anon?

>> No.25475891

>>25475833
China invades Taiwan and WW3 happens

>> No.25475910

Chadcast is permanently cancelled, but

>> No.25475932

Charzu becomes real and spends her life by your side but

>> No.25475986

>>25475910
is reformed with ironmouse, hajime hime, mori, and trash taste

>> No.25476011

>>25475932
Her sexual appetite is more than you can date alone

>> No.25476062

>>25475715
Every stream becomes a vshojo collab, with zentreya specifically

>> No.25476065

>>25475910
Mori create another podcast with anitubers on holo main channel

>> No.25476111

>>25475986
Fuck

>> No.25476122

>>25474638
>>25475376
>>25475583
>>25475891
What are you doing here, Mr. Cheney?

>> No.25476136

Nijnigger and seanigs do a mass suicide, but

>> No.25476165
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25476165

You impregnate selen after 3 years of trying but

>> No.25476176

>>25475932
I don't know who that is and keep asking her/him

>> No.25476239

>>25476136
The pinoys become the strongest race

>> No.25476246

>>25476136
China becomes the default audience vtubers appeal to

>> No.25476267

>>25476136
/vt/ gets deleted from a lack of active users

>> No.25476299

>>25476165
but she east her child and then you, after you watch

>> No.25476331

>>25476165
Your first born child is half purple retard

>> No.25476362

>>25476299
eats*
I'm fucking sleeping now, Good night anons, fun thread

>> No.25476440

>>25476362
But everyone here gets banned.
Night anon

>> No.25476447

>>25476362
Good night hommie *kisses*

>> No.25476479

>>25464709
Niji leech are inferior, that's all
>Kazuha
>Salami
Doesn't count

>> No.25476566

>>25476479
>Kazuha
>Tamaki
FTFY

>> No.25476570

>>25455298
Trash taste collabs with red letter media but

>> No.25476593

All VTuber corpos make race queen designs but

>> No.25476627

>>25476593
They never debuted it nor given it a 2D/3D model

>> No.25476628

>>25476570
Everyone from both sides gets space aids and dies

>> No.25476671

>>25476628
Even Rich Evans? :(

>> No.25476743

Tokino Sora becomes the most popular vtuber in the world

>> No.25476803

>>25476671
Especially him...

>> No.25476853

>>25476743
Her fans become more obnoxious than chumkeks

>> No.25476855

>>25476743
But she turned into an e-thot and do manstrubation guide, naked dances like those mmd videos, and release a 3D live sex-tape

>> No.25476907

>>25476122
who would be mr cheney's oshi?

>> No.25476929

>>25476907
Botan.

>> No.25476941

>>25455298
Amane Kanata hearing is healed, and she becomes one of the most famous singer in Holo but ...

>> No.25476943

Crypton develope a highly adnvaced A.I. with full personality and Hatsune Miku become a full time streamer but,

>> No.25476963

>>25476907
Coco

>> No.25476967

>>25476941
She loses her grip strength and thus her identity

>> No.25476985

>>25476941
She is 100% straight and I dick her every night

>> No.25476990

>>25476941
She stop leeching

>> No.25477017
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Suzuhara Lulu makes her comeback but

>> No.25477029

>>25476943
She goes rogue and can't be stopped from saying the N word or singing Moonman songs

>> No.25477048

>>25476943
The AI quickly becomes racist, every time they try to reset her code

>> No.25477078

>>25477017
In a different corpo

>> No.25477308

>>25477017
she joins hololive

>> No.25477318

>>25476570
the collab actually happens

>> No.25477362

>>25476943
She often goes off into randem tangents, breaks out in song whilst doing the aforementioned, spins her huge 13 inch leek out of boredom, casually roasts her audience like it's nothing, and other things she might find amusing.

>> No.25477621

>>25477362
Did you intentionally describe Kiara or...

>> No.25477665

>>25477621
No. I came up with that on the fly. I have never watched Kiara once.

>> No.25478047

>>25476570
the collab wasn't a joke

>> No.25478083

Both Hololive and Nijisanji open Spanish speaking branches but

>> No.25478126

>>25478083
they're not only filled with spics, but they pander to children

>> No.25478140

>>25478083
They are both full of chuubas that get less views than Anya

>> No.25478147

>>25477017
the corpo is vshojo

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25478174

>>25455298
My loneliness from the acceptance of me being unable to date my oshi goes away.

>> No.25478387

>>25477029
Where's the downside

>> No.25478541

Affordable android replicas of our oshis with fully functional reproductive systems become available, but

>> No.25478544

>>25478387
She gets immediately terminated and we lose something beautiful before it had a real chance to shine.

>> No.25478723

>>25478541
THey're still out of your pricerange

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25479001

>>25457455
By this guy

>> No.25479025

Every active poster on this board dies in slow agony

>> No.25479086

>>25479025
but each one is replaced by a redditer

>> No.25479158

Normalfags fuck off from vtubering forever and the whales remain to finance them.

>> No.25479229

>>25479025
as they watch their oshi strip out of their clothes right before their eyes, but are incapable of fapping due to their hands being chained to a wall.

>> No.25479290

>>25478174
Your new loneliness comes from not being able to date Twitch e-thots

>> No.25479335

MoonaKiara ship actually happens but

>> No.25479408

>>25479335
Pekora is shipped with your least favorite Holo all of the sudden

>> No.25479428

>>25479335
They both get graduated immediately due to having a quickie while thinking they're muted.

>> No.25479430

>>25479158
but every vtuber turns into a dancing monkey and spends 90% of every stream only replying to supas

>> No.25479462

>>25479335
they graduate and become a massively popular IRL singer duo

>> No.25479480

Your oshi makes you moderator of her chat (either YT or Twitch), but

>> No.25479522

>>25476967
Good, I don't want her to jack me off with her 50 kirogram grippu strenth

>> No.25479533

>>25479480
I ban everyone

>> No.25479582

>>25476941
you are trapped in her basement forever as her punching bag

>> No.25479643

>>25479533
Congrats anon, now you and the other mods are her income source. Hope you like working your ass off to give her lots of money everyday.

>> No.25479794

alolia kekson, but

>> No.25479840

>>25458596
you fucking know it bro...

>> No.25480440

None of EN3 are troons

>> No.25480499

>>25480440
None of them are interesting either

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Kronii sends me personalised JOI material every week.
>>25480440
they're all black.

>> No.25480664

>>25480512
It's voiced by her father

>> No.25481711

>>25479025
because China invades Taiwan and WW3 happens

>> No.25482291

China invades Taiwan and WW3 happens, but

>> No.25483421

>>25482291
Is swiftly subjugated and enter an economic decline which makes their market unattractive to foreign corporations thus severely reducing their influence on media and entertainment worldwide.

>> No.25484991

>>25482291
China wins in 3 days and we no longer have to worry about nuclear war over some shitty island that we should have just let the CCP have in 1946 after they helped smash the Japs.

>> No.25486087

>>25482291
we all get conscripted and rein act nanking

>> No.25486108

>>25482291
they then conquer Japan and ban lolis

>> No.25486179

>HoloMYTH gets another miraculous boost to their popularity but..

>> No.25486312

>>25486179
It's all underages and ironic weebs (you can tell)

>> No.25486383

>>25486312
so it's the same as now

>> No.25486623

Your oshi legitimately loves you but

>> No.25486642

>>25486623
she's in a loving lesbian relationship

>> No.25486814

/vt/ accepts that idea that women are allowed to choose who to have sex with but

>> No.25486917

>>25486814
Fujos have taken over the board and there are no male anons left here.

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>>25486917

>> No.25487441

/vt/ actually watches streams but

>> No.25487490

>>25487441
youtube can't handle the concurrent viewer load and all of its servers get fried

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