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Thread for our abusive daughterBuy her merch!>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1381999429213843456>https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/Remember to check your premiere time for her cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TwgX7MDh0>Premieres 4/16/21Scheduled for 4/17/21 CHKN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J74fagBaLYScheduled for 4/17/21 [祝! monetization]OPEN MEMBERSHIP & SING A LITTLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfc8lSVVm7Q
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382358503856111618?s=20https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382362244231532547?s=20Well, dads? Do you agree?
>>2542360Has she ever played Katawa Shoujo? I think she’d love the rimb deficit girl
>>2542397I do, but what about our first schizo?
Rollercoasters are childish. Not like the mature taste of merry-go-round.
>>2542463I fear the day that shitty Vtuber Cringe/Drama account picks up one of our schizos or a Beatani thread for their crap tweets about moral and justice.
>>2542463I'm hoping he just gets filtered out now if he can't handle some mild banter. Better than him giving tons of money down the road and feeling he is owed something for it.
>>2542590Nasty Yukari-san please read this and keep it inside your heart at all times.
>Tani followed back my horny alt but not my mainWhat a degen
>>2542944Hey nice, she followed me too just now.
just watched her most recent stream and she's kind of like a match made in heaven for /vt/ her entire personality is perfect for this place good job, dads
>/yah/ has their own Ocha now
>>2542545totally not scared of them
>>2542994PPT gives off good adult loli vibes as well.
>>2543002Her own what?
I couldn't watch it last night, what was the reaction to Beatani talking about past relationships? Her tweets about it this morning makes me think the chat got passionate about it.
>>2543051Former creepy fan of some of the vshojo girls got blocked/banned & has made it his mission in life to take them down
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382372133184016385What did she mean by this
>>2543096>dads got baited into a shitpost>it was just waifusshe also may have gotten her first schizo poster from it
>>2543096Goslings were dying all over the place... blood, guts, tears...Actually we were all joking that our heart was being broken, it was a spectacle. And then one schizo outed himself for taking it seriously on the last threads.Man, she sets us up so well that it makes me think she plans these shitposts very well in advance.
>>2542397I do, but the groomers may not agree.
>>2543096many gosling tears were shedI'm pretty sure the only thing she enjoys more than peropero-ing girls is hurting her dadsbased bear, we don't deserve her
>>2543171>Man, she sets us up so well that it makes me think she plans these shitposts very well in advance.she had those images of her waifus ready to go, she knew exactly what she was doing
>>2543143Please Bea, hurt me.
The sly humor fits the character she is playing well. That of a cute young teen (in mentality) who wants to rebel against her father, but she goes about it in dorky, childish ways. But since her dad is a collective gosling this leads to overreactions which she then improves from.
>NOT a cringe shitposter>NOT afraid of childish rides like rollercoasters>NOT a kiss-less virgin>DOES have 21 years of love experiencewe really don't deserve her huh....
>>2543297I want my experienced daughter to teach me how to love...
>>2542397>beatani retweeted thatI think she needs to go back to redit.
>>2543143I want her to hurt me more.
>>2543143Yes, give me more! Although it's probably not fun for an S if they want it.
>She called me cuteKneel
>>2543323She's studying ancient western memes to get caught up, this will inevitably lead to some cringe ones.
>>2543323>>2543400she's going to start torturing us with these
Being in EU hurts, she mostly streams at a time i was asleep. Beatani, why do you hate EU dads so much?
>>2543430Did you miss yesterday's EU afternoon stream? There was a currency war with people superchatting her in denominations she had no idea what they were worth in yen beyond the colors of the superchat, which were also new to her.
>>2543430Pretty much this, 1:00 AM is my limit
Beatani, how do I get a gf?
>>2543430she did one at EU time just yesterday (or the day before? I don't know man timezones are hard)>>2543323honestly between this and spurdo I think she just likes memes with intentionally poor english
I missed the stream because of uni classes, should I just drop out at this point?>tfw too many to count
>>2543022The teacups are also for mature adults because they spin. Rollercoasters? Maybe if you are a child.
https://files.catbox.moe/44gwxc.pngI have no idea what I'm doing, I read something about many lovers and blacked out for 15 minutes
>>2544440No, use your university resources to make some clip videos.
>>2544465I never thought this day would come, Fuck you anon. (It's good but it disgusts me)
>>2544465I think this is the first x-rated fanart that includes penisesWell done, anon
>>2544465>when you find out your daughter's been servicing half the football team behind the bleachers
>>2544465I'm going to be using this to calm down my needs, see you later guys
>stay in hospital all day and night till this morning>feel bad about missing my daughter's stream because she already has few viewers>finally return home 20 minutes ago>tired as fuck>body hurting too much to sleep>check my daughter's twitter to see how she's doing>what_the_actual_fuck.gifI'm about to pass out from blood loss and tiredness, I'm not watching stream just to try to understand what happened last night, can I get a quick rundown?Was she joking/trolling? what the fuck is this shit about muh vtuber love? am I supposed to have become a beta orbiter or something?I'm fucking literally dying I swear. I thought (You) were her only love, what was the picnic stuff all about then? if you don't give me a proper explanation and just dumb replies as every fucking time when someone dares to ask this sorta things >muh purityfags >muh idolfags >muh incel >muh go outside >muh meds >muh seanig >muh schizo >muh have sex I'm frigging unsubbing and unfollowing on the spot with all 3 accounts.Every fucking time I try to believe a female who uses this site it always ends with the worst fucking scenario, I'm fucking sick of this shit. I wanna go sleep without wanting to kill myself for once, is it ever gonna be possible?
>>2544686Anon calm the fuck down and don't die. When she read the questions about love and past romance, she said she had at least 10 previous lovers but proceeded to show old anime characters on the screen and talk about them
>>2544686dad calm down.see>>2544746
>>2544746Anon, I'm not him but I believe she has made the beast with two backs, and you can't do that with 2D characters
>>2544686>Can't even read the chismografo below that tweetyou are NGMI anon
>>2544686Maybe just watch the stream instead of making conclusions out of nowhere. You don't want to hear it, but you're a joke of a man and that's a fact.
>>2542631Figures there's no hurt in replying even if you're just shitposting. But yes, any amount of done mone entitles you to squat. Do it to support her and because you want her to succeed, no matter what.>>2542994Hope you stay for the rest of the ride, newdads.>>2544686Anon, your teddy reps...
>>2544686>Nigger's gonna fucking die because of a cheap jokeMy sides, god i love this based bear
>>2544465https://files.catbox.moe/lrsvfo.pngI'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
>>2545006>https://files.catbox.moe/lrsvfo.pngI want to fucking kill you. (Keep going, at least you know you're a filthy pig)
>>2545020it's me and my dad bros, you weren't invited, white boy
When's she going to ditch Teddy and get with Tyrone?
>>2545006>Not Beatani and Beatani fucking BeataniDad... your lore reps...
>>2544863I can't read her handwriting and my left eye is swollen and blurry. I'll try again after sleep.
>>2545055You can't say you have many lovers if they're all yourself, that's silly.
>>2544465>>2545006faqing based dad
It's good to see goslings are still traumatized by Beatani's expert level shitposting
>>2545006>>2544465I don't know how to feel but do Beatanis with dicks fucking Beatani
>>2545075Dad... you need to learn how to love yourself...
>>2544686Anon, your daughter will never betray you. She is trying to rebel a bit but she does it with childish innocence. But this is where your problem lies:>Every fucking time I try to believe a female who uses this site it always ends with the worst fucking scenario,Understand that vtubers are virtual beings and not the flawed human beings who provide them voices. Separate these two things in your mind or give up on vtubers now.
>>2545094All my love is for Bea, no room for myself.
>>2545122I'd rather kill myself tbqh.
gondola with leg in bear pussy and mouth
>>2544686Pull the plug schizo.
>>2545006Now post it on Twitter with the R18 tag, I'm so curious to see how she'll react
>>2545223God no, it's nowhere near good enough to post so publicly, I hope she never sees it.
>>2544465>>2545006>niggers dicking down my daughterYou are massive faggot anon
>>2545140You're too mentally deranged if you consider doing that just because a vtuber doesn't line up with your fantasies. Seek help and no, replies from these thread are not going to help you. Don't tell me you're doing this just for the (You)s, pathetic.
>>2545343getting BLACKED by black bears
>>2545343they're brown bears anon
>>2545378Aren't black bears manlets compared to polar bears?
>>2545361at least beatani can watch and enjoy the pain....
>>2545425she does like other's being small
>>2545006They need Spurdo faces.
Somebody brought up ASMR in a previous thread, but this thread is a good reminder of why that could be a very bad idea. The boundaries are already blurring for some dads and ASMR could make that even worse.
>>2545457You know what she means with "small", right? Maybe tie up the males or make them slugs, I guess she'll enjoy that.
>>2545425Yes, they also mostly eat berries as opposed to polar bears that eat fish. The worst by far however is the cross breed polar/grizzly grolar bear that has started appearing in the wild now that the ice sheets melting sends the polar bears southward. They are larger than grizzly bears and more aggressive than polar bears, just monsters.
>>2545532Maybe if she does it as a joke or a torture session, it could work. What's completely not going to work is voice chat.
>>2545587The brown in them makes them a little uncivilized I guess
>>2545604Yeah I thought voice chat might be cool, but the last couple threads have been an eye opener
>>2545846It's actually the polar side that makes them behave like that. Polar bears are beasts anon.
>>2545006Something is very wrong with that man's chest on the right
>>2545892There's always a bigger Gosling, isn't there...
>>2545846Not that polar bears are peaceful, especially to fish, but the increased violence towards land animals makes them more dangerous to us.
>>2545532>>2545604ASMR torture session you say?
>>2546244asmr clingy dad shame
Organizer anon from the cirno math class project. I have been editing your voices for about 6 hours now. I can feel my sanity slipping away from me. Even when taking a break I hear your voices in my head saying baka baka baka baka. It never stops...But atleast I'm done soon and this will get done today. If any kind anon wants to make a thumbnail that would be appreciated because I'm not good at that. I'm thinking of the title "Beatani sings cirnos perfect math class with her dads singing along"
>>2546244I just know she wants to call us virgins so fucking badly.
fan art idea for dads who are more skilled>beatani on merry go round with gondola
>>2546397No art skills but that you for your service
>>2546397Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, baka baka baka baka.
>>2546397No art skills but thank you for your service
>>2546397Maybe beatani in cirnos outfit with her dads around her in the form of that clipart bear dad with a talk bubble saying baka.
>>2545343They're not black men anon, they're burakumin
How did that EN Vtuber know that Beatani was streaming on twitch that day, and why did she choose her of all people to raid?
when the fuck are Beatani and Kwappi gonna collab?
>>2547059>Bear on page 1>The only japanese vtuber she will ever get into contact with that might respond well>Only japan can produce actual vtubers which is why even the bear works outEASY PEASY
>>2547059she's /wvt/ chuuba and was also apparently already following beatani on twitch
>>2545006tweet this at her
>>2547071My sides, well done
>>2546397Thank you for your service organizer anon sir!>>2547178Kek
>>2547071Just do it quickly Bea, I'll always love you... my daughter...
>>2547071You should send her this, I bet she would love it and it'd be some good meme education
>>2547340Whoops, kek was aimed at >>2547071.>>2547098Don't watch Kwappi a lot. Is she a yab machine too?
>>2547372Netto uyo nips are already kinda familiar with that format if I recall correctly. I agree that she'll love it though.
>>2546724Don't forget we actually got one mom who contributed, but I don't think we have a standard mom bear yet.
>>2544686Nice pasta faggot
>>2545006Gotta make one one of them the green anon in the suit and the other pedobear
>>2547374Koopa is pretty chill, the only problem I see that could come up in the collab is the language barrier desu
>>2547480That's part of the fun
>>2547071Nice meme bea
>>2547178>Only japan can produce actual vtubers which is why even the bear works outI would expand that to large parts of asia, they have very entertaining vtubers. But you are correct that english speaking asians are better wvt than wvt are. Every exception people can think of has a better asian counterpart.
>>2547480Well, the Bea seems to be willing to do her listening reps, so collabing with a chill chubba sounds ideal.
>>2546397Very nice work, I can't wait to hear the finished product.
>>2547374>Is she a yab machine too?Koopa is more of a "segues from talking about a video game into about the time her family clubbed a mouse to death, to her favorite food" within 5 minutes.
>>2547071I also did this one from the comment I made on her upload of the stream.
>>2548661Good edit. Now this is some good meme education if she sees it.
>>2547865Yeah, I think its just mentality. HONESTLY, I think only countries that have some form of japanese weeb culture built into them can produce vtubers of a acceptable quality that actually mesh.So south america/mexico might be more capable at producing better vtubers than the US/EU. I think it'd be interesting to explore their indies/corpos sometime.
>>2548818Go ahead and show her these if you want. I only want to upload art to my twitter so I shitpost here instead.
What the fuck!? I knew something was off. Beatani reminds me of my damn mother (if her personality is legit) but just younger and knows anime stuff. Plus they both share a birthday and are ENTP. This is too strange for me.
>>2549098Its ok, now you can roleplay as your mother's dad.
>>2549098Anon, I know it's hard but you have to control your oedipus complex.
>>2544686THIS NIGGA GETTING PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>2544686Meds, take 'em
>>2547199She's not, she got barely every mentioned ever over there, and not in their list too. She only somewhat interacted with Alice (sawyer, the serial killer loli vtuber), and Celesse (the french rat loli) which isn't a wvt vtuber either.
>>2549709oh I see, I'm not all that in the know when it comes to /wvt/
>>2549770/wvt/ is full of people who get enraged at the mention of lolis or pedophiles. I like Princess Celesse though, and she likes to draw bears with her character.So it might be worthwhile for beartani to collab with her someday to see if they mesh any; although cross-ocean latency will be a bitch.https://twitter.com/celesse_vt
>>2549989>Get enrager at the mention of lolis>Collab with BeataniBut how is the bear going to endure the urge to peropero the cute little mouse?
>>2543144Damn, I had to get early so I left the stream early on. Wish I could've seen that live but just read through the archive. Bea-chan regularly peroperos imoutos and talks about her limb deficit fetish while calling (Us) worthless neet dads and yet this lad thinks she won't troll about past lovers lmao. Best part is when he says he knows she's joking but it shouldn't even be said as a joke. laffinI'd like to start making more collages of some of these threads for posterity. I'm kinda interested in the threads where it's low-drama but high comfy; collages aren't usually focused on just comfy-posting. Only one I did so far was the debut thread. Then if she sticks around long enough there will be a nice visual record of the experience. 'Course maybe I should just let it dissolve into the ether like a good dream.
>>2549381No. I never thought of either of them in THAT kind of way.
>>2544440What are you studying anon?
>>2544934>But yes, any amount of done mone entitles you to squatHow many squats are sufficient?
The Cirno's perfect math class project is done. I want to thank everyone who contributed to this, it was fun making it even though it cost me a lot of sanity. First time editing audio but I think it did not go so bad. If the singing is bad, blame the other anons (and me as well as I contributed one myself), if the editing is bad, blame me only. Though I do want to say that many of your timings were bad so I had to edit it quite heavily. Every single clip that was submitted is in this video without exception, though because of the large amount of people singing at the same time it may be hard to hear your voice in this.Here is the video: https://youtu.be/RVvtV964xXc
>>2550087Why would she have to resist the urge to peropero the mouse? The bear isn't western and she has a youtube channel.
>>2549989I would love this if only because there's a good chance mouse would draw Bea lewds afterwards.
>>2550364Fuck I missed this. You did great anon. Make sure to tell beatani on her twitter.
>>2545892>>2546134Never underestimate Goslings. I felt myself going Gosling for the first time ever in Bea threads and yet I'm still almost perfectly sane. But some fags are going into these threads already unhinged doomnigger forever alones and coming out even more Gosling than before. I'm talking exponential scales here.>>2548661>self-doxxingI'll be there soon, anon. Hope you like beer.
>>2550364>It did not go so badAnon, it's your fault, but the voices are horrible. It's sounds like it came straight out from hell.
>>2549989This mouse has a lot of bear on mouse art...you don't think that maybe...?
>>2550569I forgot the not
>>2550585They were ment for each other
>>2550364I enjoyed the video, thanks anon.
>>2550569I think it's the contrast, her very cute and pure voice with our rough course turbo virgin voices.
>>2549989>cute mouse design>likes loli>I can practice my high school frenchShit, maybe I should give her a try
>>2550364It's just as cringe as expected, but thank you for doing this. I'm curious how she'll react to it.
>>2550703Beast with two backs. It's a euphemism anon. Figure it out.
>>2550844I hope she goes full "Such kuso dads! how dare they tarnish my cute voice with those animalistic growls! I'm going to kill my dads!"
>>2550839I hope one day things go full circle too, because the mouse is aware of the bear. But the bear is not aware of the mouse yet.
>>2550364Based, thank you anon. Hope she likes it.
>>2550364>Beatani singing to her CHKN abomination ideotshippocake
>>2550962I'm so glad that I'm not the dad
>>2549246>I'M MY OWN GRANDPA
>>2550713Look at that guro piss jar, it would totally work.
>>2550364I have a shit-eating grin again just like during the karaoke stream! Thanks anon!!>>2550569I still need to listen carefully with headphones once I'm done with work, but my voice might not have been monotonous enough. I was happy with my turuttuttuturu though not going to lie. not sure if /a/ sings have more voices, enough to drown out the differences in pitch
>>2551001damn she's got some pretty based tastes
>>2550364Oh God this sounds miles better than I would've expected it to sound. Well done.
>>2549989What are you talking about /wvt/ loves lolis and are all pedos and have scared away chuuba in the past by saying that their friends look like sexy children. They just don't like that one specific whiny french pedo.
>>2551001We might need our daughter to grow a massive dick....
>>2550364based cringe kino
>>2550912I hope she cringes so hard her face nearly implodes.
New to Beatani hereWhat makes her an abusive daughter? You've piqued my interest
>>2551079How bad did you expect it to sound if this is "better"?
>>2551274Well we can start with this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vW9bWqXZH4And that's not even close to the worst.
>>2551286Poor rhythm, tutturus all over the place etc.
>>2543654You're probably right, a lot of foreign English speakers think shitty English memes are hilarious.
>>2551274https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382362244231532547?s=20https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382364972064272385?s=20https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382372133184016385?s=20fields of dead goslings......
>>2551443Like tears in rain...
>>2551274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nn5UTBl3w&t=4238sThis is the part of the latest stream which caused one or two schizos to come out of the woodwork
>>2551387The rhythm was bad in the source files, I had to insert and delete empty sound everywhere in nearly every clip for it to match up.
>>2551518>her laugh as she tells us she'll break our heartsMy sides have been mauled by a bear.
>>2544686>with all 3 accountsISHYGDDTDead subs only hurt a channel
>>2551402well they are
>>2551615yeah, spurdo is consistently great. Too bad we can't introduce her to soijaks since they don't work well outside of here.
>>2551581She did it with love
>>2551585I see how you got dicked down there?
>>2551545Is there anything you recommend to improve our timing before sending the files out? I actually had fun working on this and would gladly participate in another one.I carefully compared my timing with the OG Perfect Math Class video, but I know jack about singing despite my musical training.
what even is bear cunny's audience nameand can it be dad squad
>>2551857Only names I can think of that are "official" are Beatomo (仮) or "family". We might be able to come up with different names for the whole gang, given that Bea didn't think about giving us a name at all from the beginning (see her JP intro stream)
>>2551857we're dads (and moms and brothers and sisters)
>>2551857She literally calls you dad everyday... we are just all her dads.
>>2542397Of course it's not like I'm banking my love life on someone who I don't even really know and doesn't know me.Plus I wouldn't mind upgrading from dad to GRAND DAD someday
>>2550563>self-doxxingIt was because a reply asked for it to be made an image and I was doubting if I would tweet it or not so people don't say I stole it kek
in a way I'm kinda glad for the schizo dads that have come out of the woodwork after last night's stream since I was starting to get worried we were all too seiso for her
I can't tell if her voice reminds me of someone or I've listened to her for so long that it makes me think I've heard a similar voice before.
>>2545006why does that one guy have tits
>>2552075She sounds like your daughter
>>2542397Where is the Yes(but only with me) option?
>>2552330That's the Yes (pain) option
>>2552330probably somewhere in here
Wait bea likes mac DeMarco?Can she get any more based desu
>>2552558I think she's said (or at least implied) her favorite band is Pavementwhere do polar bears even find out about bands like this makes me wonder what she thinks about Blur/Gorillaz
>>2551980Lel I get ya
>>2552683Well she did write nirvana and mac DeMarco on her chismografo so
imagine going to the amusement park with beatani. checking out all the attractions with her, riding the teacups while she laughs at you for getting sick. eventually getting to a roller coaster, and seeing her put up a facade of thinking it's too childish but you can see her trembling. saying you'll ride it yourself but she goes with you saying she's just indulging you. watching her scream in terror at the big drop. seeing her still terrified a while after the fact. trying to cheer her up afterwards. riding the merry go round. having her hold you tight.
>>2553182Can we find a mother for Beatani in the Amusement park?
Tell me about Chihiro, why is she such a cunt?
>>2553441woah that's your daughter/sister anon!
I got around to finally watching the "massacre". That was it?!? We have some weak dads around here. Fun stream though.
>>2553441We don't know the full context of the incident that ended up in Beatani getting trapped on the internet. What if Beatani was actually bullying her older sister nonstop? We know that this is the result of some conflict between them. But, since Beatani doesn't remember what the fight was about, it could actually be the result of not one but a series of incidents between them that made Chihiro decide to give this punishment to her imouto.
>>2553441>>2553679>Chihiro is the protagonist, sealing an unfathomable evil we're unwittingly siding with because she's cute
>>2553754>because she's cuteto be fair it's a pretty good ploy
>>2553538It was fun to react with "NO" and "goslingbros..." though
>>2553754I can buy into this theory, honestly. Convincing us she is our daughter...
>>2553538to be fair I'm pretty sure most people (other than the two or three that went full schizo in these threads) were just playing along for laughsat least I hope so
DO YOUR REPS
>>2553860my slay the spire reps?
>>2553956sure. hope you have ascension 20.
Good job, dads and mom.https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382468929415651328
When will beatani get an anti?
>>2553754Imagine if this all started with the mother of Beatani dying after giving birth to her last child. Then the dad, maybe due to overworking, an incident or an illness, ended up passing away too. Now the big sister Chihiro has to take care of her distant and rebellious little sister Chisato. But things are not going to well between them, which one day ended up in a big fight. They're screaming at each other and at some point Beatani tells Chihiro that all would be better if she had died instead of her father. Chihiro, in response, tells her that she was the reason of why mom died. Chisato attacks her sister, and they began to fight around the house. Somehow they ended up near a computer and the incident happens, Chisato has been transported to the internet world.
>>2553860I am.Even though I'll probably never use keigo or kenjougo in my entire life
>>2554041>Beatani will have data of my voice inside her computer>Beatani exists on the XP hill inside the computerI can finally be with her, dads...
>>2554041Fuck, now I wish I had joined in
>>2554119>using paperback GenkiBased & good luck
add "corruption" to the list
>>2554041That's sweet of her.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382467631609892867Do your reps
>>2553860I can barely speak english
>>2554110The first antis are often falseflags, either to get some talk going and strengten the community around one or two risible enemy, or even by the vtuber themselves or their friend, for a similar effect and get sympathy. Not saying it'll happen but always be wary of the first antis.
>>2554244She’s too fucking funny, dads. I KNEEL
>>2554292bear so based she gets not one but two "do it for her" editsI wonder if she's seen them yet
>>2554293doing your english reps is important too, ESL-kun
>>2551687Don't worry, some only needed a few minute adjustments while others required adjustments on nearly every single baka, if you timed carefully as you said you were probably part of the ones that did not require that many adjustments at all. But I appreciate every single submission, even the ones that were hard to work with.
>>2554351She seemed to really appreciate it, thanks for making it.
>>2554041Wow I'm very happy that she liked it. I'll send it to her immediately.
I wonder if anyone else in her family speaks english too.
>>2554448Well, I’m her dad and I speak English...
>>2554448Chihiro is a fluent spanish speaker
She... actually liked it, our abomination...
>>2554806We don't deserve this bear...
>>2554806She is so cute
>>2554632Beatani likes shit talks her sister in english because Chihiro can't understand her.Chihiro does the same in spanish.
>>2554448I wonder if Bea knows any other languages.
>>2554119They're important though, gotta have a full scope of a language. Even if it's as absurd as Japanese.
>>2553754>because she's cuteMoralfag here, it's working
>>2553679>>2553754>Beatani lost her memories as the unfathomable evil resulting in her being a total cutie but her evil side shows itself sometimes
>>2551687What if we do a /vt/ sings with one of her original songs?
I can't get over the fucking disconnect between Beatani's cute singing and our autistic chorus of ideotshippocakes
>>2550364Cringe, great job anon
She thanks you all!
>>2556724Would be great, please do it.We'd have to use audacity for it though.
>>2556724It'll sound like shit but I'm all for it, let's do it.>>2556909Maybe now she understands what the hypotethical voice call would sound like
>>2556909looking forward to her making fun of her ugly sounding dads next stream
>>2556724Her outro song would we a good start.
>>2556724What the hell is this bear doing to me? I'm actually interested in it, when normally I wouldn't.>>2556977God, that would be so hot.
>>2556909We don't deserve this angelI think I'm retarded, is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YrZdU8MWUo an original song or a cover?Should we sing that one, the outro song, or the next song that she is releasing?
>>2557072the old one or the one she's working on right now?>>2557105it's a cover
>>2557072Start practicing, dads, moms, brothers and sisters: https://vocaroo.com/1d6PEx08x647
>>2557105That's a cover.My suggestion is doing her outro song; that should double as a "compliment", if that makes sense.
>>2557136Yes, I think i'm retarded. We should do the outro song
>>2557164No way that if >we actually do this she would use it on her streams right?
>>2557247She would absolutely use it, and if Rye hands over the individual voice data she'll use a different dad every stream and make fun of them.
>>2557247Yes, perfect torture material. She will love it.
I guess a lot more dads turned off adblock than I expectedI'm not one of them, sorry to say but it literally takes a website refusing to work to make me even consider doing that. I hope she can appreciate the streamlabs/membership money I'll send her at least.
>>2557298>start spreading me!
>>2557298You dads have your adblock turned off while watching your daughter, right?
>>2557306>>2557298SPREADING BEAR CUNNY UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>2557298I'll start to spread her right fucking now
A lot of people are already discussing making another one. I already had to learn audacity from scratch to organize this project so might as well put that new knowledge to use so I would totally be up to organize another one sometime. But I at least need to recover for 1-2 weeks from the sanity I lost from organizing this one.
>>2557298Start s-spreading her..?
>>2557298Might as well make an ad for youtube or something like that
>>2557357You deserve a break, and dads need to practice anyway. Who knows, we might even get a complete version of the ending with actual instrumentals to match the monstrous UOOOOOHHing to.
>>2557357Thanks for doing the tedious work dad. At least you are not like the /vt/ sings king anon who disappeared
>>2557357Based, take a break dad
>>2557298I am gonna spread those cheeks real good yah!
>>2557298ok I will turn off my adblock on her channel from now on
>>2557298>start spreading me!This girl has a talent. Just a masturbating stream away from Marine.
>>2557298Damn right chisato I’m gonna spread you open and fuck you real good
>>2557357Otsukare fellow sanity-losing dad. We've all been there.Also, thanks to fellow wikidads that have helped out with the wiki. I don't want to overpromise, but I hope to finally put in another batch of updates soon.
Remeber to do your spreading reps dads
>>2557849me next weekend
>>2557849>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382506790919700484I didn't expect "based bokukko bear" to catch on as much as it did
Kek, so this is how she thinks we look like.
>>2557895https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382507857581461504?s=19AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHIS FUCKING BEAR
>>2557306>>2557298So should i make a channel for clips of her
>>2557981those polar bear wits are on full display
always funny when she makes a lewd english mistake while trying to make fun of her dads
>>2558011Genius! Wise! Winning strong polar bear wits
>>2557988It's hard to make clips go viral within the youtube algoritm but it really helps to have clips ready to send to people you want to introduce beatani to so go for it! Don't forget to tweet them with the stream hashtag and/or posting them here so us interested in spreading her can see them.
getting a "best of" compilation would be a great way to introduce people to her
>>2558216I made one a long time ago but it is kinda low quality and too long IMOhttps://youtu.be/vPJXcSwzsnQBut if anyone want to steal my clips from this video I'm 100% for it. You can probably do better than me.
>>2558216Maybe we could suggest moments we like in the thread or better yet, provide time stamps for clipper anons?
>>2558378I think that dude that made the yah compilation had the right idea. clips work best when they're short and to the point. also funny. a compilation of just good moments in general wouldn't really work since her appeal isn't one second moments but rather longer jokes like the gosling murder from last stream.
>>2558408Someone needs to teach this brat her place
>>2558408>he isn't subscribedshame on you
>>2558408I wonder how much more she made in ad money than expected for her to get so fired up. Especially with all the dads using ad blockers
>>2558408>scumbagsI should discipline her but on the other hand if I can hear her say this out loud it'd make me happy
>>2558501>adblocking your daughter's channeldo dads really?
>>2558525I adblock everyone. It's nothing personal.
>>2558446She asked for all the voice data from the Cirno's perfect math class project because she wanted to use it for a future karaoke stream. So I sent her a .zip with the finished compilation(without her video in the background) as well as all of your raw submissions and the edited individual submissions.
>>2558525youtube ain't gettin shit, same reason I use streamlabs instead of superchats whenever I can
>>2558585Somewhere a bear is listening to our voices and smiling...
>>2558585>all of your raw submissionsdadbros...
>>2558585>>2558672>rawsI was a little upset I didn't participate but now.....
>>2558585>raw submissionsNice, Beatani can hear me go "oh fuck".
>>2557849That's actually me.I didn't wear a filter because it's sealed, not expired yet, and they're expensive.
>>2558662what if... we all.... hear me out...
>>2558585I hope you cut the part where I said "Okay dads, time to be autistic"
Send clips and name to upload https://twitter.com/ChisatoClips
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382514773879705603>the tongue click at the end
>>2558585I can feel her grinning behind the screen scheming ways to bully dads
>>2558756I mean, she does like watamote
>>2558585She is gonna show these audio files in a future stream isn't she, I hope anons that partecipated are prepared to suddenly hear their voices on stream kek
>>2558585I hope you cut out the person in my background reciting the fourteen words
Is our daughter going to become a numberfag?Not that I'm complaining. Youtube is probably giving her more money than this homeless dad can
>>2558930She's been a numberfag all along, and I love it. It's bratty and cute.
>>2558812I wish she would kabedon me and take my lunch money
>>2558812is she berating us in Japanese to force us to do our reps
>I dislike NTR>Next stream is gosling bait jokesI love my abusive daughter
I want to spread my daughter's cute and funny part!
>>2559098reminder that she outright said her charm point was her cute and funny
>>2559087She's doing the "subscribe to me" bit, but 100 times more bearating. I don't know where the mood whiplash came from. Guess she's bi-polar after all.
>>2558525I'd adblock my literal daughter, sometimes you gotta stay true to your convictions man.
>>2559203she just knows her dads get off to it
>>2559203She knows it works on masochistic otaku dads
So how do youtube show a video to people is it based on likes?
>>2559314the algorithm is intentionally hard to decipher but the general consensus people have on how to boost a channel is to like (or dislike, doesn't seem to matter), comment, watch to the end, etc.you know the usual stuff people beg you do at the end of videos
>>2559314engagement is believed to be the biggest factorso comments, likes/dislikes, and watch time
>>2559314I think it also compares the watch history of her viewers and notices if there's any strong correlation with another channel or specific topic among them. I've been getting a few indies recently and that may explain Holo roommate videos randomly popping up too.
>>2559314It's a whole mess, clickthrough rate, watch time, watch time as procentage of video lenght, the demographics that have already watched that video etc. Google it.
How do you make clips for bear because i don't know what to clip
>>2559503I was recently recommended a video from some PUA channel on how to make your voice sound more charismatic on my front page. I bet one of you losers watched it. I'm on to you.
I love that she's embracing the ESL tradition of insulting people in english and masking it by going "sorry sorry, my english no good"
>>2559504>>2559503>>2559432>>2559392Okay time to clip bear and view bot it until it 2M before relisting it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V5dwuYaaIs
>>2559805Search on google how to download youtube video. Then learn video editing.
>>2559314It's primarily based off click through rate and watch time. Things like likes + dislikes or comments are weighted significantly less.Click through rate is the percentage of people who click on your video after it has been shown to them.Watch time is how many real time minute that a person spends watching the video. This means that if you play a video at 2x, you are only giving them half the watch time. YouTube uses watch time to lower the score of videos that people click off of or don't find entertaining enough to keep watching.Then using these metrics it tests out the video on different people to see how well it performs. As long as the metrics keep performing well it will keep spreading it to more and more people.
>>2559583>>2559805Well, for starters there are a few different ways of doing clips. The most common way is condensing "story arcs" that happen during a stream. Beatani made an example here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdtJ_Ub28NcIn the above case, the clip was a brief cut about her creating her sister in CHKN. That would be an easier place to start, if you can find a "story arc" during a stream that is worth its own video.Another type of clip is more of a shitpost and relies on your creativity to make something fun to watch. Here's an example of that:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tan_o2gFvAESo, it's more up to how you'd like to tell the story. Would you rather it be a natural piece that Beatani tells in her stream, or something you personally put together?
>>2560171Those are more like full videos than just a clip.
>>2558812Why does this make me hardI'm not into bullying I swear
Did this thingy, now moving onto the sukumizu
>>2560171Do i clip her saying the ebin Louise copypasta
>>2560832thank you for the hips
>>2560832damn that's goodcan't wait for more
Beatani is NOT afraid of roller coasters!
>>2561418bear hands typed this post
>>2560832Very cute and based.Doesn't beatani only have one fang on the other side tho?
>>2561709Yes but I wanted to see a fang from this angle.
>>2559707YouTube can generally detect and delete botted views.
>>2560654Because you're a daughter-con, anon
>>2562221Anon they removed likes from real people
>>2562257No... not the human beans! YT can't get away with this
>>2562372Never got the Louise craze, fucking Ms man.
>>2562372Is this good?
>>2562375Clearly YT is racist against the japanese.
>>2562668It's a contextless clip of Bea screaming an ancient copypasta. Of course it's good.
>>2562372What tags do i use on the twitter post of video
>>2562795the stream tag since it's a clip, I guess
I want to spread the cute and funny bear!
Does Bea really hate being called a shitposter or is she playing into it?
>>2563372the truth brings her great pain
>>2563372The more she hates it the more I'll call her that so she better be playing.
>>2563372Anon, are you shoot autistic?
>>2543323be careful what you wish for
Will an anon share their archive of the silly bear's chismografo stream? It has good references and new material for the wiki, but I'm not sure when she'll archive the material.
>>2564615I can use my recollection of the stream, and the bits of the profile card in the video, of course, so there's no hurry.
>>2564615Any reason you don't just use the stream she uploaded?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nn5UTBl3w
>>2565072Shit, I was stuck thinking that it got lost, probably because the chat was lost forever. I kept looking for the original thumbnail in her videos for some reason. Thanks, I should take my meds as well.
I feel like we don't talk enough about how Chihiro gets her choco-frappuccino from Starbucks. What is she, an iToddler?Clipfags, please translate that choco-ishi report video... it has a bit of lore. I don't know anything about video editing.
end of thread, do your slay the spire reps
>>2567511You think she likes that game way more than she actually does. She probably hasn't even played it herself since her last stream of it.
>>2567186I can tl it like tomorrow if noone else is able to
>>2567558Hey, tell that to the anon that started posting this at the end of each thread. I'm just continuing the tradition.>>2567717I guess I can try learning video editing this week instead of a weekly drawing (something similar to the "伸びない新人Vtuber" translation).