/yah/

[Anonymous No.]

Thread for our abusive daughter

Buy her merch!
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1381999429213843456
>https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/

Remember to check your premiere time for her cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TwgX7MDh0
>Premieres 4/16/21

Scheduled for 4/17/21 CHKN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J74fagBaLY
Scheduled for 4/17/21 [祝! monetization]OPEN MEMBERSHIP & SING A LITTLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfc8lSVVm7Q

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382358503856111618?s=20
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382362244231532547?s=20
Well, dads? Do you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542360
Has she ever played Katawa Shoujo? I think she’d love the rimb deficit girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542397
I do, but what about our first schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

Rollercoasters are childish. Not like the mature taste of merry-go-round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542463
I fear the day that shitty Vtuber Cringe/Drama account picks up one of our schizos or a Beatani thread for their crap tweets about moral and justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542463
I'm hoping he just gets filtered out now if he can't handle some mild banter. Better than him giving tons of money down the road and feeling he is owed something for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542590
Nasty Yukari-san please read this and keep it inside your heart at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tani followed back my horny alt but not my main
What a degen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542944
Hey nice, she followed me too just now.

[Anonymous No.]

just watched her most recent stream and she's kind of like a match made in heaven for /vt/
her entire personality is perfect for this place
good job, dads

[Anonymous No.]

>/yah/ has their own Ocha now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542545
totally not scared of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542994
PPT gives off good adult loli vibes as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543002
Her own what?

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't watch it last night, what was the reaction to Beatani talking about past relationships? Her tweets about it this morning makes me think the chat got passionate about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543051
Former creepy fan of some of the vshojo girls got blocked/banned & has made it his mission in life to take them down

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382372133184016385
What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543096
>dads got baited into a shitpost
>it was just waifus
she also may have gotten her first schizo poster from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543096
Goslings were dying all over the place... blood, guts, tears...
Actually we were all joking that our heart was being broken, it was a spectacle. And then one schizo outed himself for taking it seriously on the last threads.
Man, she sets us up so well that it makes me think she plans these shitposts very well in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542397
I do, but the groomers may not agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543096
many gosling tears were shed
I'm pretty sure the only thing she enjoys more than peropero-ing girls is hurting her dads
based bear, we don't deserve her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543171
>Man, she sets us up so well that it makes me think she plans these shitposts very well in advance.
she had those images of her waifus ready to go, she knew exactly what she was doing

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>>2543143
Please Bea, hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

The sly humor fits the character she is playing well. That of a cute young teen (in mentality) who wants to rebel against her father, but she goes about it in dorky, childish ways. But since her dad is a collective gosling this leads to overreactions which she then improves from.

[Anonymous No.]

>NOT a cringe shitposter
>NOT afraid of childish rides like rollercoasters
>NOT a kiss-less virgin
>DOES have 21 years of love experience
we really don't deserve her huh....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543297
I want my experienced daughter to teach me how to love...

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>>2542397
>beatani retweeted that
I think she needs to go back to redit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543143
I want her to hurt me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543143
Yes, give me more! Although it's probably not fun for an S if they want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>She called me cute
Kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543323
She's studying ancient western memes to get caught up, this will inevitably lead to some cringe ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543323
>>2543400
she's going to start torturing us with these

[Anonymous No.]

Being in EU hurts, she mostly streams at a time i was asleep. Beatani, why do you hate EU dads so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543430
Did you miss yesterday's EU afternoon stream? There was a currency war with people superchatting her in denominations she had no idea what they were worth in yen beyond the colors of the superchat, which were also new to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543430
Pretty much this, 1:00 AM is my limit

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani, how do I get a gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543430
she did one at EU time just yesterday (or the day before? I don't know man timezones are hard)

>>2543323
honestly between this and spurdo I think she just likes memes with intentionally poor english

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the stream because of uni classes, should I just drop out at this point?
>tfw too many to count

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543022
The teacups are also for mature adults because they spin. Rollercoasters? Maybe if you are a child.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/44gwxc.png
I have no idea what I'm doing, I read something about many lovers and blacked out for 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544440
No, use your university resources to make some clip videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
I never thought this day would come, Fuck you anon. (It's good but it disgusts me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
I think this is the first x-rated fanart that includes penises
Well done, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
>when you find out your daughter's been servicing half the football team behind the bleachers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
I'm going to be using this to calm down my needs, see you later guys

[Anonymous No.]

>stay in hospital all day and night till this morning
>feel bad about missing my daughter's stream because she already has few viewers
>finally return home 20 minutes ago
>tired as fuck
>body hurting too much to sleep
>check my daughter's twitter to see how she's doing
>what_the_actual_fuck.gif

I'm about to pass out from blood loss and tiredness, I'm not watching stream just to try to understand what happened last night, can I get a quick rundown?

Was she joking/trolling? what the fuck is this shit about muh vtuber love? am I supposed to have become a beta orbiter or something?

I'm fucking literally dying I swear. I thought (You) were her only love, what was the picnic stuff all about then? if you don't give me a proper explanation and just dumb replies as every fucking time when someone dares to ask this sorta things >muh purityfags >muh idolfags >muh incel >muh go outside >muh meds >muh seanig >muh schizo >muh have sex I'm frigging unsubbing and unfollowing on the spot with all 3 accounts.

Every fucking time I try to believe a female who uses this site it always ends with the worst fucking scenario, I'm fucking sick of this shit. I wanna go sleep without wanting to kill myself for once, is it ever gonna be possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
Anon calm the fuck down and don't die. When she read the questions about love and past romance, she said she had at least 10 previous lovers but proceeded to show old anime characters on the screen and talk about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
dad calm down.
see>>2544746

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544746
Anon, I'm not him but I believe she has made the beast with two backs, and you can't do that with 2D characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
>Can't even read the chismografo below that tweet
you are NGMI anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
Maybe just watch the stream instead of making conclusions out of nowhere. You don't want to hear it, but you're a joke of a man and that's a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542631
Figures there's no hurt in replying even if you're just shitposting. But yes, any amount of done mone entitles you to squat. Do it to support her and because you want her to succeed, no matter what.
>>2542994
Hope you stay for the rest of the ride, newdads.
>>2544686
Anon, your teddy reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
>Nigger's gonna fucking die because of a cheap joke
My sides, god i love this based bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
https://files.catbox.moe/lrsvfo.png
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
too dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
>https://files.catbox.moe/lrsvfo.png
I want to fucking kill you. (Keep going, at least you know you're a filthy pig)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545020
it's me and my dad bros, you weren't invited, white boy

[Anonymous No.]

When's she going to ditch Teddy and get with Tyrone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
>Not Beatani and Beatani fucking Beatani
Dad... your lore reps...

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>>2545006

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544863
I can't read her handwriting and my left eye is swollen and blurry. I'll try again after sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
>>2545006
faqing based dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545055
You can't say you have many lovers if they're all yourself, that's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

It's good to see goslings are still traumatized by Beatani's expert level shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
>>2544465
I don't know how to feel but do Beatanis with dicks fucking Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545075
Dad... you need to learn how to love yourself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
Anon, your daughter will never betray you. She is trying to rebel a bit but she does it with childish innocence. But this is where your problem lies:
>Every fucking time I try to believe a female who uses this site it always ends with the worst fucking scenario,
Understand that vtubers are virtual beings and not the flawed human beings who provide them voices. Separate these two things in your mind or give up on vtubers now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545094
All my love is for Bea, no room for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545122
I'd rather kill myself tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

gondola with leg in bear pussy and mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
Pull the plug schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
Now post it on Twitter with the R18 tag, I'm so curious to see how she'll react

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545223
God no, it's nowhere near good enough to post so publicly, I hope she never sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
>>2545006
>niggers dicking down my daughter
You are massive faggot anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545140
You're too mentally deranged if you consider doing that just because a vtuber doesn't line up with your fantasies. Seek help and no, replies from these thread are not going to help you. Don't tell me you're doing this just for the (You)s, pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545343
getting BLACKED by black bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545343
they're brown bears anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545378
Aren't black bears manlets compared to polar bears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545361
at least beatani can watch and enjoy the pain....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545425
she does like other's being small

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
They need Spurdo faces.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody brought up ASMR in a previous thread, but this thread is a good reminder of why that could be a very bad idea. The boundaries are already blurring for some dads and ASMR could make that even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545457
You know what she means with "small", right? Maybe tie up the males or make them slugs, I guess she'll enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545425
Yes, they also mostly eat berries as opposed to polar bears that eat fish. The worst by far however is the cross breed polar/grizzly grolar bear that has started appearing in the wild now that the ice sheets melting sends the polar bears southward. They are larger than grizzly bears and more aggressive than polar bears, just monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545532
Maybe if she does it as a joke or a torture session, it could work. What's completely not going to work is voice chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545587
The brown in them makes them a little uncivilized I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545604
Yeah I thought voice chat might be cool, but the last couple threads have been an eye opener

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545846
It's actually the polar side that makes them behave like that. Polar bears are beasts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
Something is very wrong with that man's chest on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545983
Explains Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545892
There's always a bigger Gosling, isn't there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545846
Not that polar bears are peaceful, especially to fish, but the increased violence towards land animals makes them more dangerous to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545532
>>2545604
ASMR torture session you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546244
asmr clingy dad shame

[Anonymous No.]

https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

[Anonymous No.]

Organizer anon from the cirno math class project. I have been editing your voices for about 6 hours now. I can feel my sanity slipping away from me. Even when taking a break I hear your voices in my head saying baka baka baka baka. It never stops...

But atleast I'm done soon and this will get done today. If any kind anon wants to make a thumbnail that would be appreciated because I'm not good at that. I'm thinking of the title "Beatani sings cirnos perfect math class with her dads singing along"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546244
I just know she wants to call us virgins so fucking badly.

[Anonymous No.]

fan art idea for dads who are more skilled

>beatani on merry go round with gondola

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546397
No art skills but that you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546397
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, baka baka baka baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546397
No art skills but thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546397
Maybe beatani in cirnos outfit with her dads around her in the form of that clipart bear dad with a talk bubble saying baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545343
They're not black men anon, they're burakumin

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545343
>>2545378
Burger hours...

[Anonymous No.]

How did that EN Vtuber know that Beatani was streaming on twitch that day, and why did she choose her of all people to raid?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

when the fuck are Beatani and Kwappi gonna collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547059
>Bear on page 1
>The only japanese vtuber she will ever get into contact with that might respond well
>Only japan can produce actual vtubers which is why even the bear works out
EASY PEASY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547059
she's /wvt/ chuuba and was also apparently already following beatani on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
tweet this at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547071
My sides, well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546397
Thank you for your service organizer anon sir!
>>2547178
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547071
Just do it quickly Bea, I'll always love you... my daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547071
You should send her this, I bet she would love it and it'd be some good meme education

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547340
Whoops, kek was aimed at >>2547071.
>>2547098
Don't watch Kwappi a lot. Is she a yab machine too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544465
Berfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547372
Netto uyo nips are already kinda familiar with that format if I recall correctly. I agree that she'll love it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546724
Don't forget we actually got one mom who contributed, but I don't think we have a standard mom bear yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
Nice pasta faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
Gotta make one one of them the green anon in the suit and the other pedobear

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547374
Koopa is pretty chill, the only problem I see that could come up in the collab is the language barrier desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547480
That's part of the fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547071
Nice meme bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547178
>Only japan can produce actual vtubers which is why even the bear works out
I would expand that to large parts of asia, they have very entertaining vtubers. But you are correct that english speaking asians are better wvt than wvt are. Every exception people can think of has a better asian counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547480
Well, the Bea seems to be willing to do her listening reps, so collabing with a chill chubba sounds ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2546397
Very nice work, I can't wait to hear the finished product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547374
>Is she a yab machine too?
Koopa is more of a "segues from talking about a video game into about the time her family clubbed a mouse to death, to her favorite food" within 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547071
I also did this one from the comment I made on her upload of the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2548661
Good edit. Now this is some good meme education if she sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547865
Yeah, I think its just mentality. HONESTLY, I think only countries that have some form of japanese weeb culture built into them can produce vtubers of a acceptable quality that actually mesh.
So south america/mexico might be more capable at producing better vtubers than the US/EU. I think it'd be interesting to explore their indies/corpos sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2548818
Go ahead and show her these if you want. I only want to upload art to my twitter so I shitpost here instead.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck!? I knew something was off. Beatani reminds me of my damn mother (if her personality is legit) but just younger and knows anime stuff. Plus they both share a birthday and are ENTP. This is too strange for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549098
Its ok, now you can roleplay as your mother's dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549098

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549098
Anon, I know it's hard but you have to control your oedipus complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
THIS NIGGA GETTING PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
Meds, take 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>2547199
She's not, she got barely every mentioned ever over there, and not in their list too. She only somewhat interacted with Alice (sawyer, the serial killer loli vtuber), and Celesse (the french rat loli) which isn't a wvt vtuber either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549709
oh I see, I'm not all that in the know when it comes to /wvt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549770
/wvt/ is full of people who get enraged at the mention of lolis or pedophiles.
I like Princess Celesse though, and she likes to draw bears with her character.
So it might be worthwhile for beartani to collab with her someday to see if they mesh any; although cross-ocean latency will be a bitch.
https://twitter.com/celesse_vt

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549989
>Get enrager at the mention of lolis
>Collab with Beatani
But how is the bear going to endure the urge to peropero the cute little mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543144
Damn, I had to get early so I left the stream early on. Wish I could've seen that live but just read through the archive. Bea-chan regularly peroperos imoutos and talks about her limb deficit fetish while calling (Us) worthless neet dads and yet this lad thinks she won't troll about past lovers lmao. Best part is when he says he knows she's joking but it shouldn't even be said as a joke. laffin
I'd like to start making more collages of some of these threads for posterity. I'm kinda interested in the threads where it's low-drama but high comfy; collages aren't usually focused on just comfy-posting. Only one I did so far was the debut thread. Then if she sticks around long enough there will be a nice visual record of the experience. 'Course maybe I should just let it dissolve into the ether like a good dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549381
No. I never thought of either of them in THAT kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544440
What are you studying anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544934
>But yes, any amount of done mone entitles you to squat
How many squats are sufficient?

[Anonymous No.]

The Cirno's perfect math class project is done. I want to thank everyone who contributed to this, it was fun making it even though it cost me a lot of sanity. First time editing audio but I think it did not go so bad. If the singing is bad, blame the other anons (and me as well as I contributed one myself), if the editing is bad, blame me only. Though I do want to say that many of your timings were bad so I had to edit it quite heavily. Every single clip that was submitted is in this video without exception, though because of the large amount of people singing at the same time it may be hard to hear your voice in this.

Here is the video:
https://youtu.be/RVvtV964xXc

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550087
Why would she have to resist the urge to peropero the mouse? The bear isn't western and she has a youtube channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549989
I would love this if only because there's a good chance mouse would draw Bea lewds afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
Fuck I missed this. You did great anon. Make sure to tell beatani on her twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545892
>>2546134
Never underestimate Goslings. I felt myself going Gosling for the first time ever in Bea threads and yet I'm still almost perfectly sane. But some fags are going into these threads already unhinged doomnigger forever alones and coming out even more Gosling than before. I'm talking exponential scales here.
>>2548661
>self-doxxing
I'll be there soon, anon. Hope you like beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
>It did not go so bad
Anon, it's your fault, but the voices are horrible. It's sounds like it came straight out from hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549989
This mouse has a lot of bear on mouse art...you don't think that maybe...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550569
I forgot the not

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544861
the what

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550585
They were ment for each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
I enjoyed the video, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550569
I think it's the contrast, her very cute and pure voice with our rough course turbo virgin voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549989
>cute mouse design
>likes loli
>I can practice my high school french
Shit, maybe I should give her a try

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
It's just as cringe as expected, but thank you for doing this. I'm curious how she'll react to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
That's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550703
Beast with two backs. It's a euphemism anon. Figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550844
I hope she goes full "Such kuso dads! how dare they tarnish my cute voice with those animalistic growls! I'm going to kill my dads!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550839
I hope one day things go full circle too, because the mouse is aware of the bear. But the bear is not aware of the mouse yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
Based, thank you anon. Hope she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
>Beatani singing to her CHKN abomination ideotshippocake

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550962
I'm so glad that I'm not the dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549246
>I'M MY OWN GRANDPA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550713
Look at that guro piss jar, it would totally work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
I have a shit-eating grin again just like during the karaoke stream! Thanks anon!!
>>2550569
I still need to listen carefully with headphones once I'm done with work, but my voice might not have been monotonous enough. I was happy with my turuttuttuturu though not going to lie. not sure if /a/ sings have more voices, enough to drown out the differences in pitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551001
damn she's got some pretty based tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
Oh God this sounds miles better than I would've expected it to sound. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2549989
What are you talking about /wvt/ loves lolis and are all pedos and have scared away chuuba in the past by saying that their friends look like sexy children. They just don't like that one specific whiny french pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551001
We might need our daughter to grow a massive dick....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
based cringe kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550912
I hope she cringes so hard her face nearly implodes.

[Anonymous No.]

New to Beatani here
What makes her an abusive daughter? You've piqued my interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551079
How bad did you expect it to sound if this is "better"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551274
Well we can start with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vW9bWqXZH4

And that's not even close to the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551286
Poor rhythm, tutturus all over the place etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543654
You're probably right, a lot of foreign English speakers think shitty English memes are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551274
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382362244231532547?s=20
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382364972064272385?s=20
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382372133184016385?s=20
fields of dead goslings......

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551443
Like tears in rain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nn5UTBl3w&t=4238s
This is the part of the latest stream which caused one or two schizos to come out of the woodwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551387
The rhythm was bad in the source files, I had to insert and delete empty sound everywhere in nearly every clip for it to match up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551518
>her laugh as she tells us she'll break our hearts
My sides have been mauled by a bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2544686
>with all 3 accounts
ISHYGDDT
Dead subs only hurt a channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551402
well they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551615
yeah, spurdo is consistently great. Too bad we can't introduce her to soijaks since they don't work well outside of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551581
She did it with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551585
I see how you got dicked down there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551545
Is there anything you recommend to improve our timing before sending the files out? I actually had fun working on this and would gladly participate in another one.
I carefully compared my timing with the OG Perfect Math Class video, but I know jack about singing despite my musical training.

[Anonymous No.]

what even is bear cunny's audience name
and can it be dad squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551857
Only names I can think of that are "official" are Beatomo (仮) or "family". We might be able to come up with different names for the whole gang, given that Bea didn't think about giving us a name at all from the beginning (see her JP intro stream)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551857
we're dads (and moms and brothers and sisters)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551857
She literally calls you dad everyday... we are just all her dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542397
Of course it's not like I'm banking my love life on someone who I don't even really know and doesn't know me.
Plus I wouldn't mind upgrading from dad to GRAND DAD someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550563
>self-doxxing
It was because a reply asked for it to be made an image and I was doubting if I would tweet it or not so people don't say I stole it kek

[Anonymous No.]

in a way I'm kinda glad for the schizo dads that have come out of the woodwork after last night's stream since I was starting to get worried we were all too seiso for her

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if her voice reminds me of someone or I've listened to her for so long that it makes me think I've heard a similar voice before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2545006
why does that one guy have tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>2552075
She sounds like your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2542397
Where is the Yes(but only with me) option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2552330
goslingbro......

[Anonymous No.]

>>2552330
That's the Yes (pain) option

[Anonymous No.]

>>2552330
probably somewhere in here

[Anonymous No.]

Wait bea likes mac DeMarco?
Can she get any more based desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2552558
I think she's said (or at least implied) her favorite band is Pavement
where do polar bears even find out about bands like this makes me wonder what she thinks about Blur/Gorillaz

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551980
Lel I get ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>2552683
Well she did write nirvana and mac DeMarco on her chismografo so

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551615
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

imagine going to the amusement park with beatani. checking out all the attractions with her, riding the teacups while she laughs at you for getting sick. eventually getting to a roller coaster, and seeing her put up a facade of thinking it's too childish but you can see her trembling. saying you'll ride it yourself but she goes with you saying she's just indulging you. watching her scream in terror at the big drop. seeing her still terrified a while after the fact. trying to cheer her up afterwards. riding the merry go round. having her hold you tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553182
Can we find a mother for Beatani in the Amusement park?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about Chihiro, why is she such a cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553441
woah that's your daughter/sister anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I got around to finally watching the "massacre". That was it?!? We have some weak dads around here. Fun stream though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553441
We don't know the full context of the incident that ended up in Beatani getting trapped on the internet. What if Beatani was actually bullying her older sister nonstop? We know that this is the result of some conflict between them. But, since Beatani doesn't remember what the fight was about, it could actually be the result of not one but a series of incidents between them that made Chihiro decide to give this punishment to her imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553441
>>2553679
>Chihiro is the protagonist, sealing an unfathomable evil we're unwittingly siding with because she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553754
>because she's cute
to be fair it's a pretty good ploy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553538
It was fun to react with "NO" and "goslingbros..." though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553754
I can buy into this theory, honestly. Convincing us she is our daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553538
to be fair I'm pretty sure most people (other than the two or three that went full schizo in these threads) were just playing along for laughs
at least I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

DO YOUR REPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553860
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553860
my slay the spire reps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553956
sure. hope you have ascension 20.

[Anonymous No.]

Good job, dads and mom.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382468929415651328

[Anonymous No.]

When will beatani get an anti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553754
Imagine if this all started with the mother of Beatani dying after giving birth to her last child. Then the dad, maybe due to overworking, an incident or an illness, ended up passing away too. Now the big sister Chihiro has to take care of her distant and rebellious little sister Chisato. But things are not going to well between them, which one day ended up in a big fight. They're screaming at each other and at some point Beatani tells Chihiro that all would be better if she had died instead of her father. Chihiro, in response, tells her that she was the reason of why mom died. Chisato attacks her sister, and they began to fight around the house. Somehow they ended up near a computer and the incident happens, Chisato has been transported to the internet world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553860
I am.

Even though I'll probably never use keigo or kenjougo in my entire life

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554041
>Beatani will have data of my voice inside her computer
>Beatani exists on the XP hill inside the computer
I can finally be with her, dads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554041
Fuck, now I wish I had joined in

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554119
>using paperback Genki
Based & good luck

[Anonymous No.]

add "corruption" to the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553860
はい、それが今はやっています。

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554041
That's sweet of her.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382467631609892867

Do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553860
I can barely speak english

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554110
The first antis are often falseflags, either to get some talk going and strengten the community around one or two risible enemy, or even by the vtuber themselves or their friend, for a similar effect and get sympathy. Not saying it'll happen but always be wary of the first antis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554244
She’s too fucking funny, dads. I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554292
bear so based she gets not one but two "do it for her" edits
I wonder if she's seen them yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554293
doing your english reps is important too, ESL-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551687
Don't worry, some only needed a few minute adjustments while others required adjustments on nearly every single baka, if you timed carefully as you said you were probably part of the ones that did not require that many adjustments at all. But I appreciate every single submission, even the ones that were hard to work with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554351
She seemed to really appreciate it, thanks for making it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554041
Wow I'm very happy that she liked it. I'll send it to her immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if anyone else in her family speaks english too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554448
Well, I’m her dad and I speak English...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554448
Chihiro is a fluent spanish speaker

[Anonymous No.]

She... actually liked it, our abomination...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554806
We don't deserve this bear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554806
She is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554632
Beatani likes shit talks her sister in english because Chihiro can't understand her.
Chihiro does the same in spanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554448
I wonder if Bea knows any other languages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2554119
They're important though, gotta have a full scope of a language. Even if it's as absurd as Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553754
>because she's cute
Moralfag here, it's working

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553679
>>2553754
>Beatani lost her memories as the unfathomable evil resulting in her being a total cutie but her evil side shows itself sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2551687
What if we do a /vt/ sings with one of her original songs?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get over the fucking disconnect between Beatani's cute singing and our autistic chorus of ideotshippocakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2550364
Cringe, great job anon

[Anonymous No.]

She thanks you all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556724
Would be great, please do it.
We'd have to use audacity for it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556724
It'll sound like shit but I'm all for it, let's do it.

>>2556909
Maybe now she understands what the hypotethical voice call would sound like

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556909
looking forward to her making fun of her ugly sounding dads next stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556724
Her outro song would we a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556724
What the hell is this bear doing to me? I'm actually interested in it, when normally I wouldn't.
>>2556977
God, that would be so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556909
We don't deserve this angel

I think I'm retarded, is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YrZdU8MWUo an original song or a cover?
Should we sing that one, the outro song, or the next song that she is releasing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557072
the old one or the one she's working on right now?
>>2557105
it's a cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557072
Start practicing, dads, moms, brothers and sisters: https://vocaroo.com/1d6PEx08x647

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557105
That's a cover.
My suggestion is doing her outro song; that should double as a "compliment", if that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557136
Yes, I think i'm retarded. We should do the outro song

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557164
No way that if >we actually do this she would use it on her streams right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557247
She would absolutely use it, and if Rye hands over the individual voice data she'll use a different dad every stream and make fun of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557247
Yes, perfect torture material. She will love it.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess a lot more dads turned off adblock than I expected
I'm not one of them, sorry to say but it literally takes a website refusing to work to make me even consider doing that. I hope she can appreciate the streamlabs/membership money I'll send her at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
>start spreading me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
You dads have your adblock turned off while watching your daughter, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557306
>>2557298
SPREADING BEAR CUNNY UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
I'll start to spread her right fucking now

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of people are already discussing making another one. I already had to learn audacity from scratch to organize this project so might as well put that new knowledge to use so I would totally be up to organize another one sometime. But I at least need to recover for 1-2 weeks from the sanity I lost from organizing this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
Start s-spreading her..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
Might as well make an ad for youtube or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557357
You deserve a break, and dads need to practice anyway. Who knows, we might even get a complete version of the ending with actual instrumentals to match the monstrous UOOOOOHHing to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557347
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557357
Thanks for doing the tedious work dad. At least you are not like the /vt/ sings king anon who disappeared

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557357
Based, take a break dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
I am gonna spread those cheeks real good yah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
ok I will turn off my adblock on her channel from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
>start spreading me!
This girl has a talent. Just a masturbating stream away from Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
Damn right chisato I’m gonna spread you open and fuck you real good

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557627

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kek
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382506790919700484

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557357
Otsukare fellow sanity-losing dad. We've all been there.
Also, thanks to fellow wikidads that have helped out with the wiki. I don't want to overpromise, but I hope to finally put in another batch of updates soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Remeber to do your spreading reps dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557849
me next weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557849
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382506790919700484
I didn't expect "based bokukko bear" to catch on as much as it did

[Anonymous No.]

Kek, so this is how she thinks we look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557895
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382507857581461504?s=19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS FUCKING BEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557306
>>2557298
So should i make a channel for clips of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557981
those polar bear wits are on full display

[Anonymous No.]

always funny when she makes a lewd english mistake while trying to make fun of her dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557973
It's Hiroyuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558019
>mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558011
Genius! Wise! Winning strong polar bear wits

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557988
It's hard to make clips go viral within the youtube algoritm but it really helps to have clips ready to send to people you want to introduce beatani to so go for it! Don't forget to tweet them with the stream hashtag and/or posting them here so us interested in spreading her can see them.

[Anonymous No.]

getting a "best of" compilation would be a great way to introduce people to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558216
I made one a long time ago but it is kinda low quality and too long IMO

https://youtu.be/vPJXcSwzsnQ

But if anyone want to steal my clips from this video I'm 100% for it. You can probably do better than me.

[Anonymous No.]

rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558216
Maybe we could suggest moments we like in the thread or better yet, provide time stamps for clipper anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558378
I think that dude that made the yah compilation had the right idea. clips work best when they're short and to the point. also funny. a compilation of just good moments in general wouldn't really work since her appeal isn't one second moments but rather longer jokes like the gosling murder from last stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2556909
Downloaded what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558175
Okay https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCJ8CV2w-nLXZ116vB9E-w/featured

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558408
Someone needs to teach this brat her place

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558408
>he isn't subscribed
shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558408
I wonder how much more she made in ad money than expected for her to get so fired up. Especially with all the dads using ad blockers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558408
>scumbags
I should discipline her but on the other hand if I can hear her say this out loud it'd make me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558501
>adblocking your daughter's channel
do dads really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558525
I adblock everyone. It's nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558446
She asked for all the voice data from the Cirno's perfect math class project because she wanted to use it for a future karaoke stream. So I sent her a .zip with the finished compilation(without her video in the background) as well as all of your raw submissions and the edited individual submissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558525
youtube ain't gettin shit, same reason I use streamlabs instead of superchats whenever I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
Oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
Somewhere a bear is listening to our voices and smiling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558446
Dickpics

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
>all of your raw submissions
dadbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
>>2558672
>raws
I was a little upset I didn't participate but now.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
>raw submissions

Nice, Beatani can hear me go "oh fuck".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557849
That's actually me.
I didn't wear a filter because it's sealed, not expired yet, and they're expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558662
what if... we all.... hear me out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
I hope you cut the part where I said "Okay dads, time to be autistic"

[Anonymous No.]

Send clips and name to upload https://twitter.com/ChisatoClips

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382514773879705603
>the tongue click at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
I can feel her grinning behind the screen scheming ways to bully dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558812
whew

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558756
I mean, she does like watamote

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
She is gonna show these audio files in a future stream isn't she, I hope anons that partecipated are prepared to suddenly hear their voices on stream kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558585
I hope you cut out the person in my background reciting the fourteen words

[Anonymous No.]

Is our daughter going to become a numberfag?

Not that I'm complaining. Youtube is probably giving her more money than this homeless dad can

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558930
She's been a numberfag all along, and I love it. It's bratty and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558812
I wish she would kabedon me and take my lunch money

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558812
is she berating us in Japanese to force us to do our reps

[Anonymous No.]

>I dislike NTR
>Next stream is gosling bait jokes
I love my abusive daughter

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spread my daughter's cute and funny part!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559098
reminder that she outright said her charm point was her cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559087
She's doing the "subscribe to me" bit, but 100 times more bearating. I don't know where the mood whiplash came from. Guess she's bi-polar after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558525
I'd adblock my literal daughter, sometimes you gotta stay true to your convictions man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559203
she just knows her dads get off to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559203
She knows it works on masochistic otaku dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559184
Her kani

[Anonymous No.]

So how do youtube show a video to people is it based on likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559314
the algorithm is intentionally hard to decipher but the general consensus people have on how to boost a channel is to like (or dislike, doesn't seem to matter), comment, watch to the end, etc.

you know the usual stuff people beg you do at the end of videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559392
I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559314
engagement is believed to be the biggest factor
so comments, likes/dislikes, and watch time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559314
I think it also compares the watch history of her viewers and notices if there's any strong correlation with another channel or specific topic among them. I've been getting a few indies recently and that may explain Holo roommate videos randomly popping up too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559314
It's a whole mess, clickthrough rate, watch time, watch time as procentage of video lenght, the demographics that have already watched that video etc. Google it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make clips for bear because i don't know what to clip

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559503
I was recently recommended a video from some PUA channel on how to make your voice sound more charismatic on my front page. I bet one of you losers watched it. I'm on to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I love that she's embracing the ESL tradition of insulting people in english and masking it by going "sorry sorry, my english no good"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559504
>>2559503
>>2559432
>>2559392
Okay time to clip bear and view bot it until it 2M before relisting it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V5dwuYaaIs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559583
pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559805
Search on google how to download youtube video. Then learn video editing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559314
It's primarily based off click through rate and watch time. Things like likes + dislikes or comments are weighted significantly less.
Click through rate is the percentage of people who click on your video after it has been shown to them.
Watch time is how many real time minute that a person spends watching the video. This means that if you play a video at 2x, you are only giving them half the watch time. YouTube uses watch time to lower the score of videos that people click off of or don't find entertaining enough to keep watching.
Then using these metrics it tests out the video on different people to see how well it performs. As long as the metrics keep performing well it will keep spreading it to more and more people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559583
>>2559805

Well, for starters there are a few different ways of doing clips. The most common way is condensing "story arcs" that happen during a stream. Beatani made an example here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdtJ_Ub28Nc

In the above case, the clip was a brief cut about her creating her sister in CHKN. That would be an easier place to start, if you can find a "story arc" during a stream that is worth its own video.

Another type of clip is more of a shitpost and relies on your creativity to make something fun to watch. Here's an example of that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tan_o2gFvAE

So, it's more up to how you'd like to tell the story. Would you rather it be a natural piece that Beatani tells in her stream, or something you personally put together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2560171
Those are more like full videos than just a clip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2558812
Why does this make me hard
I'm not into bullying I swear

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK4W20TQ_PY

[Anonymous No.]

Did this thingy, now moving onto the sukumizu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2560171
Do i clip her saying the ebin Louise copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>2560832
thank you for the hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>2560832
damn that's good
can't wait for more

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani is NOT afraid of roller coasters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2561418
bear hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>2560832
Very cute and based.

Doesn't beatani only have one fang on the other side tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2561709
Yes but I wanted to see a fang from this angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2559707
YouTube can generally detect and delete botted views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2560654
Because you're a daughter-con, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562221
Anon they removed likes from real people

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5eYGWa_yb8

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562257
No... not the human beans! YT can't get away with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562372
Never got the Louise craze, fucking Ms man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562372
Is this good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562375
Clearly YT is racist against the japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562668
It's a contextless clip of Bea screaming an ancient copypasta. Of course it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562372
What tags do i use on the twitter post of video

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562795
the stream tag since it's a clip, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562816
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spread the cute and funny bear!

[Anonymous No.]

Does Bea really hate being called a shitposter or is she playing into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2563372
the truth brings her great pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>2563372
The more she hates it the more I'll call her that so she better be playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2563372
Anon, are you shoot autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2543323
be careful what you wish for

[Anonymous No.]

Will an anon share their archive of the silly bear's chismografo stream? It has good references and new material for the wiki, but I'm not sure when she'll archive the material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2564615
I can use my recollection of the stream, and the bits of the profile card in the video, of course, so there's no hurry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2564615
Any reason you don't just use the stream she uploaded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nn5UTBl3w

[Anonymous No.]

>>2565072
Shit, I was stuck thinking that it got lost, probably because the chat was lost forever. I kept looking for the original thumbnail in her videos for some reason. Thanks, I should take my meds as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2557298
Spreading Beatani!

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how Chihiro gets her choco-frappuccino from Starbucks. What is she, an iToddler?
Clipfags, please translate that choco-ishi report video... it has a bit of lore. I don't know anything about video editing.

[Anonymous No.]

end of thread, do your slay the spire reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>2567511
You think she likes that game way more than she actually does. She probably hasn't even played it herself since her last stream of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2567186
I can tl it like tomorrow if noone else is able to

[Anonymous No.]

>>2553182

[Anonymous No.]

>>2567558
Hey, tell that to the anon that started posting this at the end of each thread. I'm just continuing the tradition.
>>2567717
I guess I can try learning video editing this week instead of a weekly drawing (something similar to the "伸びない新人Vtuber" translation).