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https://youtu.be/mJBdwRmO1FY?t=5660
Bae is consistently the fastest pisser in hololive
She got off her to chair to go to an idol meeting at exactly 1:34:32 and she came back at exactly 1:35:21
That is a 49 second piss right there
I have NEVER seen someone piss this fast in Hololive and the surprising thing is that her speed is really consistent in all her idol meetings.
She is always this fast with similar times although this was her fastest one.

As far as I remember, only two holomems have her beat in record, those being Coco and Matsuri, Coco being at 39 seconds and Matsuri straight up pissing herself on the spot.
Shion's best toilet run was at 50 seconds so she lost by a second.
The thing about all these other examples I have mentioned is that they have never been able to replicate their times.

Bae, however is consistent. She always has extremely quick idol meetings to the point where it's a running gag between the brats and her where they ask if she washed hands when she is back to which she replies that she did. Her times are this fast IN SPITE of her washing hands as well.
What is the secret?? is it the bidet which makes it faster to clean up afterwards? does Bae shrink to rat form to slip under the door for maximum efficiency? HOW DOES SHE DO IT?!?!?!

>> No.25313741

Women can just pee real fast anon. Cleaning afterwards is what takes time.

>> No.25313749

>>25313716
>What is the secret??
tiny rrat bladder

>> No.25313818

>>25313716
>As far as I remember, only two holomems have her beat in record, those being Coco and Matsuri, Coco being at 39 seconds and Matsuri straight up pissing herself on the spot.
This nigga tracks their piss times...you sir are a disgusting piece of shit and I wanna shake your hand

>> No.25313843

>>25313716
The secret is me
I'm underneath her chair 24/7

>> No.25313854

>>25313716
That's not enough time to was your hands.

>> No.25313855

>>25313716
Not fair, Gura also pissed herself on the spot once when she were scared so bad she lost it

>> No.25313858

>>25313716
>and Matsuri straight up pissing herself on the spot
kek

>> No.25313864

I can piss faster than that

>> No.25313865

>>25313716
>Matsuri straight up pissing herself on the spot.
I don't think that should count unless we're in the any % catagory here.

>> No.25313881

>>25313854
Hot

>> No.25313893

>>25313818
OP doesn't sound like the kinda guy who'd wash his hands after peeing

>> No.25313917

Bladder the size of a thimble + gamer bottles = fast idol meetings.

>> No.25313928

>>25313864
And you're presumably a dude who can piss standing up

>> No.25313965

she's not pissing she's doing coke

>> No.25313985

>>25313716
>consistently
This is a core word, no?
So if you really want the pissy champion you would have to take all or at least a good sample of their idol meeting times and get an average to work with

>> No.25313990

>Matsuri pissed herself
Source?

>> No.25314044

>>25313716
Wash your hands you disgusting rrat

>> No.25314048

>>25313990
How have you not seen the Matsuri pissing herself clip? It's like the thing she's most famous for.

>> No.25314160

Idol meeting speedrun competition:
>Everyone drinks half a gallon of water 20 minutes beforehand
>Start stream, just chatting
>Raise hand when ready to go
>Once everyone's ready, start the race
>First person back wins
>Continue chatting for 20 minutes (to suss out anyone who didn't go)
Fouls:
>Didn't wash hands
>Didn't wipe
>Didn't actually go
>Moved streaming setup into the bathroom
>Used bottle
>Used floor

>> No.25314192

>>25313928
I sit when I piss

>> No.25314231

>>25314192
Faggot or London?

>> No.25314242

>>25313716
She must have a large urethra.

>> No.25314276

>>25314231
someone who looks a clean bathroom

>> No.25314730

>>25314231
Someone who has their own house and doesn't need their mom to clean the toilet.

>> No.25314989

who's the fastest shitter in holo though?

>> No.25315084

>>25314989
They try their very best not to shit on stream and make up some kind of lie like "getting a snack" when they do.

>> No.25315203

>>25313716
one word:
>shitbucket
only for the truly determined

>> No.25315419

Dangerously based thread

>> No.25315425

>>25313716
Bae pisses on my mouth thats why

>> No.25315542

>>25313716
She probably doesn't wipe her pussy after pissing. God the things I would do for a whiff of her smelly musty cunt.

>> No.25315962
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25315962

>>25313716
lick unwash rrat plussy

>> No.25316027

>>25315542
Bae probably just wipe using baby wipes. A quick wipe to keep her snatch fresh and back to streaming.

>> No.25316046
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25316046

Bae has a rare condition causing her urine to congeal on the way out, so she actually "goes" while she's still at her PC and then just goe to pull it out and toss it into the toilet.

>> No.25316114

>>25313893
IT WASTES TIME

>> No.25316267

>>25313965
Not in Australia

>> No.25316314

Just when I was losing faith in this board OP comes along and puts out some good content. Thanks.

>> No.25316343
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25316343

>>25313854
Nurse here, yes it does. To the point a superior that HATES you and wants to see you fail is going to (begrudgingly) agree you did okay, and that's including sterilization. The key is having the sink close and working it right.

>> No.25316378

Maybe she just walked away to make a huge fart. Imagine if she forgets to mute tho.

>> No.25316544

>>25316267
Coke is easy as shit to get a hold of here in Aus

>> No.25316546

>>25313716
Finally some quality thread. THIS is why I come here every day.

I wonder how fast Ollie's charge rifle is

>> No.25318374

>>25315084
>>25314989
A good chunk of them wake up to stream so they're only going to start getting shitting urges fairly late in the game.

>> No.25318712

>>25316343
>ESL

>> No.25319204

>>25314989
Mori. All the junkfood she eats give her diarrhea.

>> No.25319378

>>25318712
Nope.

>> No.25319693

>>25314989
Kiara has for sure had a minute 45-ish one time, because she came back and talked about how sometimes 'idol meetings are so good because you can get a lot off your mind' followed with a quieter 'or your tummy'.

>> No.25320431

>>25319693
dayum chicken droppin' mad deuces yo

>> No.25320873

>>25316544
Isn't it like 300 bucks a g?

>> No.25320952

With how fast that spray is coming out it must sound like KFC in her bathroom.

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25321902

That's good to know OP, but I'm finding this a bit hard to believe; Please go through them again, properly time them, and show your findings in a nice little graph.

>> No.25323497

piss

>> No.25323669

>>25316343
nice, what's the most efficient way to wash your hands?

>> No.25323979

>>25314989
The real fastest shitters are so quick that the viewers think they were just taking a piss.

>> No.25324761

>>25313716
She can wash her hands with my mouth i's gladly lick it clean, might as well include the source, I will be slurping that russy like it's the best water fountain i've ever drank on.

>> No.25325810

Towa has a sub 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qpi1tZaeIo

>> No.25326067

>washing your hands after peeing
why? do you splash piss on your hands every time you pee? the fuck are you doing

>> No.25326304

>>25326067
Girls need to wipe as UTI's are far easier for them to catch. So after wiping your pissy, and sometimes even bloody crotch, a hand wash is just common sense.

>> No.25326312

>>25326067
If you are using a public toilet, you will most definitely touch other people's urine when flushing or even touching the door on your way out.
On your own home, it's just a matter of keeping the habit/just in case kind of thing.

>> No.25326611

>>25326067
Unless you have one of those shitty bath + toilet in one room setups, you have to touch your doorknob after taking a shit to leave.

>> No.25328139

>>25326611
And?? What are you doing, rubbing your ass with your hands?
There's shit particles on every surface of your bathroom anyway, including said doorknob and the towel you used to wipe your hands with.
Sure hope you have your toothbrush in a cabinet.

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