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25199535 No.25199535 [Reply] [Original]

You're alone with Calliope Mori in an abandoned building. There are no cameras, no witnesses and you have a pair of leather gloves on you. What do you do?

>> No.25199563

Give her a hug. She probably needs one.

>> No.25199571

I start breakdancing.

>> No.25199574

Ignore the wigger and go back home.

>> No.25199599

Try to act normal, maybe have a conversation or something with her, probably sperg out because I haven't talked to a female normally in ages

>> No.25199598

Give her 100 bucks and say it's condom money for connor. Laugh as she loses it.

>> No.25199609

Interview her about what it’s like to be in Hololive and see how long it takes her to either break eye contact or do that weird thing autistic people do where they just fucking close their eyes in the middle of a conversation with you since prolonged eye contact apparently makes their brains overheat.

>> No.25199621

>>25199535
Hmmm, but what would YOU do, OP?

>> No.25199642

Make her eat a bowl of eggs

>> No.25199643

>you have a pair of leather gloves on you
Fucking sweet! I always wanted a pair of these. Leave with the free leather gloves then.

>> No.25199647

>>25199535
>uhh...n-nice weather today, innit? *thunderclap*

>> No.25199650

>>25199535
Ask the most important question possible here:
"How the fuck did we get here?"
Since I know I ain't gone to Japan and I don't go to abandoned buildings routinely because that's just asking for trouble.

>> No.25199686
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25199686

Undress and go
>Hey honeybabes how its going

>> No.25199697
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25199697

Look over the building, say how it would make a pretty cool venue. Begin discussing about how we could make it happen.
Then start making dumb noises and laugh as it echoes.

>>25199571
Aw shit!

>> No.25199699

Call the police and tell them ive been kidnapped

>> No.25199701

>>25199535
>not liking somebody as a streamer means you want them hurt or killed
or is something else being implied?

>> No.25199756

tie her to a chair and force her to eat.

I will craft the perfect form

>> No.25199805

Challenge her to do freestyle against me

>> No.25199807

why all the white rapper girl threads? is it because she has birtday tommorow?

>> No.25199839

I need a bowl of eggs for the next step

>> No.25199843
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>>25199807
Because this board LOVES Calliope Mori and is unable to stop obsessing about her.

>> No.25199852

>>25199535
call her a whore and promptly leave, I don't want to be near her

>> No.25199866

Flex my Japanese on her.

>> No.25199875

Nothing this time.

>> No.25199907

Ask her if she wants a hug. If not, eat the gloves and leave.

>> No.25199979

>>25199563
>>25199907
Cute autists

>> No.25200152

>>25199843
to think she wanted to quit and leave Japan just because only 8 people showed up at her last concert

>> No.25200162

>>25199535
Convince her that she doesn't need hololive to shine. That she's more than capable of having a career on her own, that fans will follow her always, that she doesn't need to hide her face with a cringe anime avatar; we all know how she looks like, love her that way and that she's too beautiful to do hide her face... that way she will leave the fuck off hololive and the vtuber scene altogether and forever.

>> No.25200187

>>25199807
Huh? But her birthday is on 4/4 silly!

>> No.25200226

>>25199535
leave her there
I don't touch coalburners, even with gloves

>> No.25200254
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>>25199535
Make sweet passionate love to her

>> No.25200256

>>25200152
I think those was her first shows. Times where she was booed and stumbled all over herself. Her peak with that was supporting an act she loved. Even before Hololive, things were picking up, but getting accepted solidified that she could stay there. Along with doing wonders for her emotionally. Even with some occasional slumps, she has only gotten happier and more secure about herself.

>> No.25200285

I let her peg me with a strap on

>> No.25200321

>>25199535
Leave.

>> No.25200397

>>25199697
Based.

>> No.25200475

>>25199535
Take off my gloves and start jerking off

>> No.25200516

>>25199756
This anon gets it

Don’t forget to rub her tummy afterwards

>> No.25200646

I would try to rape correct her but her fat wigger ass would probably overpower me.

>> No.25200767

Impregnate her so she's forced to stop drinking. Send a video to the cuckbeats.
Leave her

>> No.25200810

>>25199535
what do YOU do? She weighs 300 pounds, her arms are like of a gorilla. What will you DO to survive!?

>> No.25200860

>>25200767
>Implying white girls give a fuck about being pregnant to stop them from drinking

>> No.25201217

>>25200187
hahahaha funny
her 3D model has her birtday tommorow

>> No.25201257

>>25200810
SNU SNU death. hopefuly.

>> No.25201337

>>25199535
Well, since we have boxing gloves, i'd tell her to practice boxing with me

She needs to get in shape

>> No.25201464

Pull 2 ounces of weed and ask if she wants to smoke.

>> No.25201507

I, a weak manlet, assume the position and prepare to be gently raped by Mori.
God I wish..

>> No.25201511

Surprisingly wholesome thread

>> No.25201732

>>25199535
As a 5'3 Asian man, I'll start breaking down walls before Mori rapes me.

>> No.25202476

>>25201732
I am glad that mori was able to escape Japan!
It's a pity that she needs to act like a Japanophile during stream

>> No.25203201

Cop a feel of those big ass titties

>> No.25203276
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>>25199535
love her

>> No.25203343

>>25199535
i would give her some lean

>> No.25203356

>>25199535
Hot BDSM sex

>> No.25203462

Testing out if there really is a deadbeat inside her by peeling off her flesh...

>> No.25203589

>>25199535
>Ask her to show me her tits
>gets slapped

>> No.25203598

Leave

>> No.25203704

>>25199535
Go home with a pair of free leather gloves...?

>> No.25203851

>>25199535
"No matter what I do," she says, "you will still be an angel when we're done."
She presses the tips of her fingers together then drives them into your chest, drawing them out of the flesh.
"I'm afraid I'm not ready to die," you reply.
Your eyes close when the pain becomes too much. She leans over you and gently licks the wound, tasting your blood. You wonder if there is something that could have stopped her if she decided to kill you.
"Do you know what you're getting into?" she asks.
"Yes," you reply.
She doesn't answer; you know why, but your heart refuses to accept the truth.
"You'll be taken to Hell," she says.
Her gloved fingers find your throat and she begins to squeeze. You can't scream; your body can't feel anything, can't even cry out for help. After she stops squeezing your throat, she throws you on the floor and looks over your body.

>> No.25203952

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzzQd5hdCM

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>>25199535

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>>25203851

>> No.25207278

take off the gloves and have sweet passionate sex with her

>> No.25207340

Beat the shit out of her

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25207507

> whose lean do I have?

>> No.25207584

>>25201732
I don't my guy... Her yellow fever is on another level! Godspeed.

>> No.25207622

Leave and tell her not to follow me.

>> No.25207724

>>25199535
Call her a lezzie and make her cry! Nanananananaaa I know your secret! You like eating pussy! Nanananananaaa!

>> No.25207762

Tie her up, explain to her everything she's done wrong, take off my leather belt and then keep hitting her in the face with the belt until her face looks like hamburger and she can never go out without looking like something out of a horror movie. Tell her any further roommate activity or yabs that irritate me will result in further beatings. Then, finally leave.

>> No.25208062

>>25199535
Talk to her about vtubing and my favorite songs of hers. And if she's okay with it give her a hug.

>> No.25208436

>>25199535
The law requires that you specify whether I'm with the anime character, or the person playing her.

>> No.25208567

>>25208436
Holy shit, I'm in anime world!
>ki blasts through the wall
Smell ya later, loser!
>flies away from Mori with bukujutsu

>> No.25208694

>>25208567
BASED

>> No.25208776
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>>25199535
I stare off autistically into the distance as she asks me who I am and where we are. After she realises I’m not making any conversation with her and we stand in confused silence for 5 minutes, I turn to her and mumble “Uh, hey you’re that Mori Calliope right?”
She begins to hesitantly respond with “Yeah. Do you know why we’re in th..” but I cut her off mid-sentence and say “Cool, I watch your streams sometimes”.
After I lie to her I lean up against a wall and continue staring blankly at nothing while smirking to myself, pretending I can’t hear any more of her questions. I continue this until she has completely given up. Then I turn to her, look her not directly in the eye and say:

“I like Ame”

I play this on my phone’s speaker https://youtu.be/RLN3EDIg-bA as I leave towards the exit. Putting on my leather gloves and heading towards my ‘98 Toyota Corolla. Never to be seen again

>> No.25208868

Force her to sit on my face. I know she's got a fat ass.

>> No.25208900

>>25208776
Real human bean

>> No.25209153

>>25199686
>>25199535
I mean, op had to specify that we are wearing gloves, that would make me presume that thats it, we are both naked with the exception of the pair gloves
And if I woke up, naked and confused next to some white trash girl, there is only one thing to do, you see, the gloves are also implied to fit, and if the gloves does not fit then they must acquit
So the logical next step is to give the gloves to her, as our sizes would not be the same, and therefore we would get away with the murder we just committed
There is no punchline

>> No.25209501

>>25208776
>“I like Ame”
I died

>> No.25209533

>>25209153
Based OJ poster.

>> No.25210030

>>25209153
Oh shit the Juice is on the loose!

>> No.25210192

>>25199535
fondle her big ass boobas, suck on the nipples

>> No.25210262

teach her more intricate rhyme schemes and non-cringe hooks

>> No.25210533

>>25207340
>>25207762
Finally, I was waiting for the predictable anons

Anyway I would just chat with her for as long as time would allow it, she seems like as long as she's genuine she'd be chill to hang around with, and before leaving I would say like a hint or phrase related to her hololive being, leaving her either with despair or reassurance, depending on how well we hit it off

>> No.25210618

>>25199535
Get her home safely

>> No.25210998

>>25210533
DESU there should have been more posts involving violence against the leanpig.

>> No.25211363

>>25199535
genuflex

>> No.25211406

>>25207762
Sneak in while this fag is monologuing like some supervillain, shoot this fuck at the base of the spine, violate him while he cannot functionally move and twitches, walk around, look him in the eyes, strangle him with his own belt, leave him there for the rats amd birds, walk out holding hands with Mori.

>> No.25211485

Tell her she is a big reason why I watch small corpos instead of HoloEN and fart on her face

>> No.25211509

Man some of you guys are some damn fan fic writers.

>> No.25211602

>>25211406
lol like you can get out of your own chair white knight cuckbeat

>> No.25211623
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>>25200162

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>>25207724
You the same guy that posted this?

>> No.25211692

>>25211602
Aw? Did I strike a nerve. That was my aim, now lay there and take it. Bitch.

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>>25211692
Interesting reaction, Anon. You were the one who replied in the first place. Obviously my post flustered you into desperately pretending that you're some kind of badass that could save mlady.jpg when we all know you're a fat beta faggot that can't even save the last dorito from your gaping maw.

>> No.25211887

>>25211834
Shut the fuck up, Flip.

>> No.25211896

>>25199535
Ask if she's up for some mighty morbin action

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>>25211887
Haha! See?! I'm right!

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>>25211954
You're a fucking little bitch who can dish it but can't take it. How many holes did you put in the wall just now? One? Two?
Do you get so mad thinking about her that you shit your single pair of pants you saved up weeks for?
>n-no I'm based
Based on a primate that failed to evolve to human status.

>> No.25212115

>>25199535
First I would stroke her hair and determine if it's either smooth or rough. Then I would squeeze her saggy milkers to see if she squirts lean or some other substance like wine or champagne. Follow that up with caressing her tummy and then throw a strong punch to said tummy to see if she's been going to Applebee's or not. Finally, I would ask her "Are you eating good in the neighborhood?" Whether she says yes or no doesn't matter. What matters next is the grand finale which involves heavy amounts of rape correction until she is physically incapable of walking.

>> No.25212117

>>25199535
Leave. She doesn't deserve my attention.

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25212211

KEK fighting about cartoon women, I love this board.

>> No.25212269

>>25212063
Who said anything about holes in the wall? Anon, please don't tell me that those are the only holes you can get? What do you even use for lube?

>> No.25212362

>>25199535
Ask her wtf is she doing there and wtf I am doing there. Then exit the building with her. At this point go to eat somewhere if possible. If not go home after leaving her somewhere safe/ home.

Then remember that I was gonna put OP plastered in a wall because he is an idiot .

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>>25199535
Headpat.

>> No.25212691

>>25211645
Yes, and it's true. I want to bully Mori for being a lesbian and watch her taste her first pussy.

>> No.25212920

>>25212691
Make her apologize to Kiara with a deep tonguing.

>> No.25213580

>>25212658
Baste. Be careful with that one tho, she bites.

>> No.25214204

Wave at her from afar and be on my way, then masturbate five times in a row as soon as I get home

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