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25117370 No.25117370 [Reply] [Original]

you are now the CEO of cover corp, what's your first order of business?

>> No.25117446

>>25117370
graduate mori

>> No.25117521

>>25117370
IPO

>> No.25117534

>>25117370
company wide 3 stream a week mandate
termination for those that fail to comply

>> No.25117576

>>25117370
Sex

Sex

Sex

SEX

>> No.25117926

the hololive movie

I'll call it the Spirits Within

>> No.25118019

>>25117370
Gonna make it so jap songwriters can only write jap songs and forbid them to write in english.

>> No.25118148

>>25117370
Destroy EN

>> No.25118265

>>25117576
Business as usual then.

>> No.25118581

>Seeking members for a new generation due to health complications of other members for JP or some that are shifting their concentration from streaming to dancing and singing.
>Cancel dead weight game development on favor to push out a Hololive gacha
>Restructure EN management to seek promoted streams and being aggressive with permissions
>Green light more stream or skit content from the members so not only to have their creativity shown, but they'll have more satisfaction with their job
>Keep an eye out for potential Spanish speaking talent

>> No.25118667

Relocate the HQ to America so hololive no longer has to deal with permissions bullshit.
Fire Mori and Sana.

>> No.25118674

>>25118581
I agree with everything but the second one, they should go more the valkyrie connect route and be in already successful gachas.

>> No.25118695

>>25117370
Hymen inspection. Hymen inspection day every once a week. Anyone without intact hymen will be instantly graduated. Every hololive audition from now on will require hymen inspection as well.

>> No.25118771

>>25117370
Met ZUN with the help of the local yakuza and seal a deal at his bar

Touhou x Holo project is anounced a few days later

>> No.25118777

I'd sell the company. I'm not dealing with a bunch of women

>> No.25118798

fire the wigger

>> No.25118894

>>25117370
Kill every male now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate lesbianism! Eat shit!

>> No.25119216

>>25117370
HOLOLIVE Genshin Impact

>> No.25119298

>>25117370
HOLOLIVE GACHA OR HOLOLIVE GENSHIN
PLEASE YAGOOOOO

>> No.25119383

HololiveBR. I will conquer the apes.

>> No.25119404

>>25117370
Reinstate Mr Motoaki Tanigo as the CEO, after I profess my love to my oshi face-to-face

>> No.25119462

sex with wamy

>> No.25119528

>>25119383
Batata com pepino?

>> No.25119780

>>25117370
banish omega to the shadow realm

>> No.25119858

>>25117370
Graduate Ayame, it wouldn't be any different than normal.

>> No.25119867

Cancel holostars EN.

>> No.25120017

>>25117370
Go home and join wife in bath.

>> No.25120033

>>25119216
In a world where Coco nor cahmmers said taiwan we could have a healer aqua, dps gura and suisei, etc.

>> No.25120126

fire ayame, unironically

>> No.25120224
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25120224

>>25117370
Fire any talent that is fat or ugly irl

Nude models for all branches

Force all members to do masturbation streams and hire yakuza to enforce it

>> No.25120286

>>25117370
Graduate (YOU)r oshi

>> No.25120458

>>25117370
Make everyone read and sign some random bullshit disclosure forms. In fine print that no one would read, stipulate that talents' lives and backgrounds are subject to be thoroughly investigated should the CEO desire.
Then hire private investigators on each talent and fire, not graduate, every girl who is in, or has been in, a relationship.

>> No.25120466

>>25117370
graduate JP deadweight + all of EN except kiara that I would move to holo ID just to fuck with her. then hire people that actually want to stream.
fight for better licences and stop relying on my talents playing horseshit to generate views.

>> No.25120497

>>25117446
fpbp

>> No.25120612
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25120612

>>25117370
Let everyone play what ever game they want whenever they want

>> No.25120727

>>25117370
Hire Rusia again, but she can only Collab with homostars

>> No.25120986

>>25117370
Find EN gen 3 streamers that actually want to stream and do this job and change everyone's contracts to require a certain amount of hours that need to be met streaming when streaming each week

>> No.25121111

HoloES

Don't nerf talents with shitty models

Cancel the metaverse and instead get a Hololive fighting game by Arc System Works

Scout a girl that plays Armored Core 4A

>> No.25121353

Make all past recruiting videos public so that /vt/ can see discuss who would they hire in my place.

>> No.25121420

>>25120458
Incredibly based

>> No.25121590

>>25117370
1. Make proper debut by giving each new gen an original song
2. Make new original song every 3 or 4 month for each branch
3. Make big collab monthly event to keep all fanbase entertained
4. Promote the lowest perforance members more by make them active in JP main channel through interbranch collab.
5. Actually involve members from each branch in holoalt project if you want to make holoalt successfull.

>> No.25121703

Rape Mel but for real this time

>> No.25121808

Any talent that fails to meet the weekly stream requirements gets rape correction from the ugliest anon on /vt/

>> No.25121929

>>25117370
Require any new talents to be streaming 24/7 without any break. If a stream goes dead for longer than 2 minutes, they're terminated immediately.

>> No.25122407

>>25117370
Cover cryptocurrency that can be used to donate to your oshi with low fees, and offers staking rewards.

>> No.25122585

Mating press

>> No.25122607

>>25117370
fire all of EN and ID, block SEA, Germany and Australia from watching all broadcasts and videos. and finally haachama from speaking English.

>> No.25122656

>>25122607
ban haachama*

>> No.25122683

>>25117370
Slowly allow more mixed gender collabs

>> No.25123114

>>25117370
Install cameras in the office toilets

>> No.25123255

>>25117446
fpbp

>> No.25123307

>>25117370
Enforce 4 streams per week for English talents, failure to comply will result in base salary reduction

>> No.25123604

>>25117446
Graduate would mean she's remembered like coco. I want rushia termination. Unperson her and take her cuck fan Base with her

>> No.25123873

>>25117370
I wouldn't have the power to do anything, so nothing. Maybe I'll arrange to meet my oshi or something.

>> No.25127508

>>25118695
Hymen inspector here looking for work at your corp.
So far I have a 100% graduation rate for the girls I've inspected, perhaps I'm using the wrong tool.

>> No.25127776

>>25117370
opening a casting couch to find new members and open the hololiveXXX branch

>> No.25127922

send yakuza to beat up Mori
graduate Mori for having "yakuza ties"
give IRyS a new model

>> No.25127979

>>25117370
graduate Ayame and all of EN

>> No.25128016

fire mori and hire pomu

>> No.25128076

Marry and impregnate Watame

>> No.25128125

>>25121590
arguably the best (realistic) idea out of everyone here

>> No.25128245

>>25117446
Fpbp

>> No.25128855

>>25127922
*Outfit

>> No.25129129

Hololive jav

>> No.25129323
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25129323

>>25117370
5 streams a week
Termination for those that don't do it

Get rid of Holo ID (merging the good vtubers into HoloEN)

Obviously executive termination on the following
>Kiara for making it obvious that she's trying to lure away her fans towards her roommate
>Mori for many reasons including the same one as the Kiara one
>Sana for being the dumbest hiring decision ever
>Anya just to put her out of her misery
>All the JP members that only pull low numbers.

>> No.25129426

Promote Mori to EN producer. Graduate Irys

>> No.25129794

>>25117370

Bring me fucking data, I want to know everything before doing some retarded decision. Sales, viewership, sponsorship results, yt metadata only available to channel owners, permissions, etc. If it's too much for one people to analyze alone, bring me the team responsible for it that I am sure they already had hired. Also collect feedback, collect opinion researchs, etc.
After analyzing that, I would discuss internally between talents and their managers what to do and what they want to do.

>> No.25129832

>>25129323
should keep Anya around just to make her suffer

>> No.25130530

>>25117370
I'd probably just re-establish Gamers but for real this time, either by recruiting a new gen or gathering the talents that want to focus more on streaming instead.
They wouldn't have more than one concert and promotion mandate per year but use the old 3 streams a week mandate instead. With enough people, it'd keep the company's Youtube presence consistent while others shift to idol activities like dancing and singing, or otherwise go on break for health reasons.
Also, anyone who is taking a break for throat injury MUST stop all activities during that time and not only streaming. This includes vocal and singing lessons, as well as recordings.

>> No.25130616

>>25117370
Korone and Marine health above anything else.

>> No.25131007

I think id form HoloEs so that spics stop writing walls of texts in the chat with translations for spics that don't speak english or jp.

>> No.25131915

>>25130530
the most reasonable post in this thread
>>25121590
the seconds most reasonable post in this thread

>> No.25132496

force kronii to do some private JOI

>> No.25132523
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25132523

>>25117446
HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?????

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25132601

>>25129832
What's this Anya rrat, sounds juicy.

>> No.25132609

graduate Holostars
ban all male collabs
ensure that every girl is a virgin
if she's not a virgin she must do a masturbation stream dedicated to her fans once a month
make it mandatory that there's 5 streams a week

>> No.25134964

>>25117370
As someone that's done shitty blue collar work for most of their life, what does a CEO of a vtuber company even do?

>> No.25135230

>>25134964
Sexes the talents

>> No.25135347

>>25117446
fibby bibby

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25135369

LEAVE MY ANYA ALONE!!!!!

>> No.25135404

>>25129426
mori cant produce

>> No.25135680

>>25134964
bike 12 km three times a week

>> No.25135790

>>25117446
/thread

>> No.25135826

>>25135680
But Calli is the bike

>> No.25136227

Have all talents from all branches come to Motegi and broadcast themselves competing against each other in a demo derby at the dilapidated Motegi oval for no reason other than for my amusement.

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>>25117576
you fool

>> No.25137732

>>25135404
yes she can

>> No.25137802

Blackmail and rape as many talents as I can. Then I would force ayame to graduate.

>> No.25137826

>>25117370
Sponsor racing teams. We need more racing itashas.

>> No.25137938

>>25137826
Based

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>>25119298
>>25119216
>>25118581


You can dream about anything. And you choose...gacha?

>> No.25138157

>>25117370
sell it to China and retire

>> No.25138240

>>25117370
> you are now the CEO of cover corp, what's your first order of business?
Ask Miko, Suisei, Reine, Kiara & Towa if they want to release a custom fragrance.
25123604
The level of hatred she's engendered is honestly hilarious.

>> No.25138261

>>25117370
Get Yagoo back - yagoo never did any wrong

>> No.25138518

hololive summer on twitch
let talents have fc2 streams

>> No.25138590

>>25117370
First fire Mori, next I'm gonna slap Aqua in front of Sora to establish my superiority, Now will fix those lazy fucking chuubas three streams a week minimum with excuse of absence being given on a situation basis along with an apology and open explanation to fans along with refunding of memberships for the month the absence occurs, Next will scrap the male branch altogether and forbid any and all male collabs even with e-celebs and actual celebs, Finally will start a new none region based branch called HAGLive for hag based talents this will be the new main branch and will receive preferential treatment in all future dealings

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