/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

How do we fix her? Can Mori be fixed at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930331
Buy me a bottle o Johnnie Walker blue, a box of red Cabernet and a 30 pack and maybe I'll tell you, or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing you do can fix her, she has to unfuck herself.

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>>24930592
Go back to bed, Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

I can fix her, but like in the same way you would get a cat fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930331
I can fix her

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>>24930331
Mori is easy fixable. She's not malicious, just retarded.
Literally hire 2-3 extra managers and she becomes HoloENs face

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>>24930331
rape her to death

[Anonymous No.]

Unironically, her life wouldn't be as fucked if she didn't have any success. You cuckbeats enabled this.

[Anonymous No.]

Her success makes her untouchable I don't think even the managers at hololive understand it. Why try to interfere with someone who's actively making your company more successful, only vt shizo hate her but everywhere else she's incredibly respected and an inspiration to many.

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>>24930331
give her more retro 2d pixel games to play
she likes those but she doesn't know

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[Anonymous No.]

>>24931028
>everywhere else she's incredibly respected
lol
The only place aside from twitter that you won't get banned from shitting on her is here, and even here isn't always save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930972
I mean, pre hololive she were in a deadend job where she split all she earned on her music and alcohol, the only difference is that the alcohol is higher quality now
No matter what, she will eventually die by the bottle

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>>24931292
You're fucking delusional mate, take a random indie and there's like a 95% chance she's one of their biggest influences. If you get banned it's probably because you're autistically screeching.

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>>24931484
as someone who almost exclusively watches indies, this is false. stop making shit up cuckbeat. no one likes your oshi except for normalfags.

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>>24931484
You sound like you are talking from experience, so could you provide one (1) indie who said that, im sure you can do that, otherwise you just been sprouting bullshit

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>>24931553
*asian esl normalfags
Nobody English first language likes Mori unless they're also autistic. She's awkward and insufferable, and I feel bad for her coworkers having to put up with her.

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>>24931484
>posts multiple times itt defending mori
>asked to back up his claims
>instantly goes MIA
very telling

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>>24930331
She needs fixing?

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>>24930331
You would have a better chance turning lead into gold.

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>>24930331
Yeah, she can be fixed. Like how monks take broken clayware and repair it using molten gold as a binding agent or whatever. You just gotta believe... Believe in Mori! Where would any of you be without a window of opportunity? A chance? Grant her the forbearance of a chance anew! Perhaps there is some fire left in her yet.

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>>24930331
>Get abusive boyfriend who takes all her profits
>???
>profit

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>>24933144
Ok I'll give her another chance. Let's see if she doesn't waste it by getting drunk.

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Here's how:
first, go apologize to kiara. Stop talking about how you were a bad friend, and actually make up for it. You live with her, stop working (or pretending to work for your own self image as a workaholic) and you cater to her needs.

second, cut off all contact to outside hololive. never even speak a peep of outside talent, they dont exist anymore.

third, drop all work outside hololive. for at least 3/4 weeks of a month, should be focused on hololive content.

fourth, now spend all that free time you arent either drunk with guilt or having outsiders rent free in your head, and collab with genmates. get back to working on hololive only projects. bring back mythbreakers, more 1-1 collabs with council. go back to minecraft.

when she puts the work she did in 2021 again, and stops yabai-ing and focusing on devilcube, and back to being mori, I will enjoy her again.
I think shes a cool girl, shes just unbelievably insufferable at this point, and not even trying.

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>>24933504
bro...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isY8x04Tu8A

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>>24930859
>She's not malicious, just retarded.
After the Ina birthday yab I really wonder. I have no idea how her colleagues and management puts up with that shit. That was really fucking retarded optics wise.

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>>24933598
>whiskey in thumbnail
ngmi

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>>24933722
Doesn't mean she was doing it malicious way.

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>>24933722
It's your special day so here's a recorded message. You can't interact with me, and you can't talk over me if you want to hear what I have to say.
>It's your "birthday"
>mememe

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>>24933929
Don't over analyze that recording. Just say it was shitty not to call Ina.

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>>24933929
im fairly sure she was busy at the time to the point she really couldnt make time in her schedule, what exactly should she have done? left a voice message with pauses so ina could talk in between? like what actually would make it so you wouldnt have left an angry post on 4chan

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>>24934039
whether she was legitimately busy or not, leaving a voicemail for your genmates birthday on the same day you do a video for the competitions birthday is just downright bad optics. even IF she had good intentions (doubtful) she's still retarded.

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>>24933722
Now this is some nitpicking.
She was too busy making a video for her other friends birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934274
too busy drinking, she did that video because she hates hololive and did it out of spite

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>>24933522
jesus, the worst thing is that you're completely serious about this shit

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>>24934336
You mean to make this place mad?

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>>24931484
Even if she is inspirational "to many", she's still only inspirational amongst a subset of the vtuber engaged population. Nobody else gives a flying fuck who she is and she's aware of this (probably why she drinks ;) )

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>>24934383
You think this place is mad? People are just having fun shitting on that retard. She is giving them the material to shit on her some more.

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>>24933522
>more 1-1 collabs
Please dear God no... Last thing we need is her infecting other Holo content with her absent-minded meanness & awkwardness

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>>24934477
Anything to do keep herself relevant.

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>>24934336
Now you're being obstinate.

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>>24933522
>don't have friends outside of the corporation
>don't have a job outside of the corporation
>eat, sleep and shit thinking how you can make Cover greater
Holobronies, everyone

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>>24930331
https://streamable.com/wuf1tp

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934657
Tits too small.

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>>24930331

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>>24933522
>more 1-1 collabs
Nigga, she has literally done this a billion times now. The Mori time loop is literally:
Yab so hard even the reddit and/or twitter hugbox disapproves of her behavior > Starting spamming collabs where she tries for a week or two > go back to basically ruining all collabs by being comatose during them.
More collabs is the last fucking thing she should do.

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>>24934538
This.
1on1 don't work with Her. Mori needs at least 2 other people to carry her weight.

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>>24930331
There's no fixing her at this point, just wish she would break NDA already and get fired instead of keeping leeching the holo name for the failure that is her roommate's career

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>>24934869
>Mori needs at least 2 other people to carry her weight.

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>>24930331
Best case for everyone is if she transfers into a pure music role, let her switch contract with Iris, so she can stop pretending she cares about her gen mates and just go all in on music
Her antis will be happy she is in no more collabs and her fans are happy she makes more music, everyone wins

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>>24935340
This, Irys and Calli should have been swapped, Irys clearly enjoys streaming, so she'd be happy too

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>>24935340
Looking at how IRyS is I Don't think Mori would be happy with it.

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>>24931484
retard

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>>24933522

Only /here/ can you find schizos so schizo that they think mori should do all this even though she's is doing great from an outside perspective.

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>>24935665
>reddit spacing
disregarded

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>>24930331
I hope you die british scum.

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>>24930331
Can't. No.

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>>24931028
>>24931484
>>24934402
>>24931729
>>24931553

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[Anonymous No.]

>>24930592
>Johnnie Walker blue
At least use black you hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

she's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930934
As if any deadbeat can actually last that long

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>>24931484
You’re right but don’t expect the underaged here to listen

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>>24930331
She needs to get sober. Some regular exercise would probably help her mental state too. But mainly sobriety. That's all it really takes to fix her.

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you think she'd change after she got to be the second most succesful vtuber - as far as raw numbers are concerned - being the way she is? if anything, she probably feels like she'll be the change the idol industry needs.

Mori is a lost case. we can only hope she retires as soon as possible

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>>24930331
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Calliope Mori has an alcohol addiction, and deadbeats are addicted to enabling her bad behavior.

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>>24933522
Do this for yourself then.
First go apologize to your co-workers that you haven't been pulling your weight. Cater to their needs.
Do not have any friends outside of your workplace. Forget your friends even exist.
Do not do anything to make money that doesn't directly benefit your employer.
Spend all of your free time meeting only with your co-workers to make your employer more profits.

If you're going to force standards on others, force them on yourself first.

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>>24948927
nta but:
i work for myself, by myself
already done
see point 1
see point 2

now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930331
By shooting yourself, probably. Why would you want to make her into some generic cunt like Kiara or Sora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930859
This

Everyone here tries to paint her as a mean person but she's not at all.

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>>24930331
Same way you fix every woman. Find her a good husband who'll beat the shit out of her if she steps over the line.

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>>24941710
is this fucking real
ROTFL

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>>24949167
do actually watch hololive or are you just fuckin retarded

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>>24930331
>implying there is anything about her that needs fixing

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>>24955484
you're right. instead of trying to fix her we should instead try and make her worse so she self-destructs sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying /vt/ of all places can fix her
even if she does need some fixing there's no way /vt/ can manage it when the autists here can't even fix themselves

[Anonymous No.]

I'll beam radio waves into her home that block all contact with E-celebs and make her brap uncontrollably whenever she drinks alcohol.
That'd start the road to recovery

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>>24933722
Cuckbeats breaking down after kiara and reine called at 6am on vacation is still so fucking funny

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>>24953076
Yes I do. Mori can be a retard at times but she is not a bad person. And before you start, one instance of lying or being autistic is not evidence that someone is a bad person.

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>>24957283
well, being a bad person is sorta subjective. no one thinks they're the bad guy, even murderers have some twisted logic that makes them think they're the good guy. i don't honestly believe that mori is malicious, but i do honestly believe that some of her actions are definitely bad.

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>>24957233
I really don't believe that any of those who shat on Reine or Kiara are deadbeats.
This board has wierd belief that deadbeats are some cartoon villains who are shitting on every opportunity other holos when their own thread is just global 2.0

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>>24949031
lmao u dont work for yourself no one that does would of typed that turbo autist window licking shit you posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930331
>How do we fix her?
paizuri correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24957454
keep seething wagie

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>>24957545
keep having delusions of grandeur and acting like you don't live off your family's kindness while also letting white anime bitches live rent free in your thoughts 24/7.

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>>24957707
holy projection

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>>24957721
classic...incapable of refuting or arguing anything so anytime someone makes a coherent thought towards you it must be projection, I hope you find the help you need, genuinely.

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>>24957852
pop off king, let those random internet strangers know what you really think (/s because i already figured out you have autism)

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>>24930331
Kill correction

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>>24931729
I see her included in those lists of vtuber inspirations that get posted every few months, the lists seem to be put together randomly though

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>>24957283
good thing she lies all the time then

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think mori needs to fix herself.
She just needs to figure out the limits of her abilities and always assume the worst stuation.
"It may take time to move money between nations, so let's prepare months in advance."
"It would be difficult to sneak out the event and call Ina, so let's send her a pre-recorded video."

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>>24930859
>She's not malicious
She literally has a fucking song explicitly about knowing that she's a shitty manipulative person.
About how she just uses and abandons people
It's called bully, though I don't blame you for not listening to moris stank ass music

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>>24941710
Fucking french, having no taste whatsoever.

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>>24965327
Oh you think Bully is about that.
I though it was about her relationship with her fanbase.

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>>24957283
>And before you start, one instance of lying or being autistic
>one instance

[Anonymous No.]

>>24951710
Yurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eof23RUKHUc

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with getting drunk sometimes. Everyone does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24965960
Key word sometimes, she is literally drunk all of her life, every minute of it, every day of it.
Even when she isn't shitfaced she is at least sipping on beer.

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>>24965530

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>>24957900
>/s
fucking redditors trying to be edgelords in here, jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>24965327
>>24965530
It's either, depending on which point deadbeats want to make at the present
truly the pilpul fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>24968623
Maybe I was thinking wrong song.
>>24969259
Still I doubt she is as malicious as/vt/ makes her out to be.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>24969444
she's not actively malicious, as in using people for own ends with no regards how they feel
it just ends up that way because she's... special

[Anonymous No.]

please stream poo in toilet again calli-chan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>24965992
That used to be me, but I'm 2 weeks sober at this point.
May I never get back to that point, inshallah

[Anonymous No.]

>>24971323
Absolutely hysterical.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe there's a 15% chance she can bounce back. She just has to make an effort to try to actually give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>24971602
You mean like last year?

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>>24971804
I have watched one mori stream during her entire time in hololive but from what people say she wasn't as autistic last year. Not counting nov/dec of course

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>>24971936
But november and december were her peak streaming hours.

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>>24972172
My bad. I meant January

[Anonymous No.]

Things that need to happen for mori to be "fixed"
1) admit to being an alcoholic and stop drinking
2) learn how to handle streaming in a group instead of treating it like a solo stream that needs constant input
3) cease making any mention of, allusions to, or coded messages about hololive in her RM activities
4) make more of an effort to reach out to the JP holos and form actual friendships with them
5) recognize she is terrible at faking enthusiasm and just be honest about not being into things

No need to disavow or cut anyone out of her life, or slavishly devote herself to hololive, just make an effort to be more tactful, honest and genuine, and work with her colleagues and peers more. When I started seriously watching hololive instead of just clips it was actually mori that I watched most frequently. I actually enjoy her when she shows genuine interest in something and can interact naturally with her fellow holos but it's very clear when she's not feeling it and forcing it. Her obstinence and poorly disguised airing of dirty laundry really soured me on her ever since the condom money meltdown.

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>>24969030
>reply to me 6 hours later
>can't read irony
yep this is an autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>24972988
all of this except actually drop tt

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>>24941864
Oh look, a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24972988
>just make an effort to be more tactful, honest and genuine
roru
rumao even

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934039
------The point--------
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>>24930331
Let her join Vshojo and then she'll be fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24972988
>1) admit to being an alcoholic and stop drinking

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, we can indeed make her even fatter

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>>24974536
>Tfw all vtubers are gonna be fat because they don't do anything but stream and stay inside.