/pcg/ - Phase Connect General

[Anonymous No.]

▼Phase Connect Links

Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/

Official Schedule:
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/

Official Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect

Official Character References:
https://pastebin.com/qNn6UYhT

Unofficial Phase Connect Archives:
https://pastebin.com/qAsMRhBa

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▼Ashelia Rinkou 鈴香 アシェリア (EN)
A "clumsy" special agent from the other world. Cheerful, clueless, and laid back - a little too laid back to be on the run...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou

▼Utatane Nasa 転寝 ナサ (JP)
A "young dragon" who has just recently awakened from her slumber. What awaits her in this new world?
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/UtataneNasa
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa

▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿 いおり (JP + EN)
A special killer-agent disguised as a maid. She was sent from the other world to capture a very dangerous criminal and retrieve a very important relic. The fate of the other world depends on it!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HakushikaIori
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉 ウルカ (EN)
A trainee agent from the other world. She dropped out of the academy to pursue her dream of becoming a rock-star. Well... Let's just say it's not going too well for her...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/FujikuraUruka
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka

▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠 みちる (JP)
The daughter of a powerful wizard and a beastman. She grew up surrounded by magic, animals, and love. As a free spirited young wizard, she decides to travel the worlds and experience new things.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShisuiMichiru
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

▼Tenma Maemi 天満 マエミ (JP + EN)
A mysterious little fox claiming to be a college student. She appears to be smart, kind and innocent, but harbors an unexplained fixation on a particular rabbit.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Tenmamaemi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Twitch Archives: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmSVAwFc5MJwQowsDvCTuw

▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン ピッパ (EN)
The cutest rabbit in the universe - or so she would like you to thin-
"PIPIPIPIPI"
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/pipkinpippa

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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
The mischievous star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief. Plays challenging games and sings. Learning everything she can about Earth's valuables.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lumikaneko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

▼Amaris Yuri アマリス百合 (EN)
A war-criminal snow leopard taking refuge in a dystopian city. Despite her crimes, she lives freely, because whoever crosses her path always goes missing...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/amarisyuri
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

▼Phase Friends
Aetheria >>>/vt//aeg/
AkioAIR >>>/vt//aa/
Prism >>>/vt//ppg/
Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsun/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Yubicraft >>>/vt//ybc/
Maple Alcesia - https://twitter.com/MapleAlcesia
Haruna Swift - https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift
KKCyber - https://twitter.com/kkcyberai

Previous thread >>24886712

[Anonymous No.]

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori is playing World of Warcraft

[Anonymous No.]

ピッパ抱きします!

[Anonymous No.]

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

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>>24921696
The news of Tera dying hit her hard. Let her mourn anon.

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I will hug the Pippa.

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[Anonymous No.]

>What the fuck happened to Pippa? Its as if that lost ark shilling completely ruined her
I can only kind of guess based off a personal experience so prepare for rat
>play mmorpgs during bad time in life
>it helps distract you abit but not much
>time goes by and you realize you enjoy nothing about mmorpgs at all and infact its just normal life tasks but heavily simplified without any of the satisfaction of the IRL task.
>improve your life socially and get away from things that pushed you towards coping VIA mmorpg
>you now have no reason to play them at all
But thats purely projection from myself, in all reality I bet you she just enjoys being social with her chat, genmates, and lisa so much more than videogames.

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Pippa will be mine and my hugs the fuel of her life.

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>>24921994
>Fat brain is mad
You got that Ethan Ralph body and post on powerlifter general lmao

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All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Iori WoW
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Lumi Dune Spice Wars
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

23:30 / 03:30 / 12:30 - Lia/Uruka Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-_sIhYovcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c306hMXi1Ac

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

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>>24921940

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>>24921940
I want to thumb wrestle Yuri.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJYsHubaWo
>I prefer the term SAVING
SAKANA JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

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>>24922321
w-what is Iori doing

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>>24922340
Sakana is sitting on her shoulders but he is falling backwards thats why his arms are out because he's trying to regain his balance

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>>24922292
>thumb wrestling
>not normal wrestling and squeezing her belly and thighs
low test

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>>24922436
That's the punishment game.

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>>24922292
>you try to set up for thumb wrestling
>her thumb doesnt even go above your top knuckle because her hands are small
>you are just awkwardly holding her hand

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>>24922575
i take it back then. you've looped back to being based + high test + gigachad

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>>24921906
she finally realized not even korean mmos are worth playing

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>>24922173
I've been on /fit/ for longer than you've been on 4chan, little man. Judging by the way you speak you're probably skinny and short enough for me to military press you over my head.
No idea who your cringe e-celeb is either and I won't bother looking it up.

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>>24922777
>I've been on /fit/ for longer than you've been on 4chan, little man.
depressing, maybe you should commit suicide

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>>24921752
>no aoi in phase friends
>again
>despite everyone in phase hanging out with him
>including sakana

fucked up

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>>24922777
>brags about using /fit/
>the joke fitness board of the internet literally only used to troll new lifters
>admits to being obese
>doesnt even know how to use TDEE
average /fit/ user lmao

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>>24922816
I thought so lmao. At least you're not denying it pussy

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A casual reminder that the Cyberlive 3Ds have fully modelled vaginas.

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>>24922839
That area is reserved only for Lumis friends. Whoever is making threads removed him to add yubicraft in... only after Lumi did the yubicraft stream, despite yubicraft not being there for months

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>>24922869
now now honey no need to get upset! make sure you eat another 3000 calories or you will not reach bloat mode :)

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>>24922938
If only.

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>>24922964
It was stated multiple times on stream.

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>>24923015
I can't settle for statements.

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>>24922953
>little manlet twink thinks that 3000 calories is a lot for an active full-grown man
Spoken like a true DYEL nerd.

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>>24923067
>Spoken like a true DYEL nerd.
>NOW HELP MEEE

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LIA LOVE!!!!!!

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I want to hug the Pippa.

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>>24923140
>anyone who isn't a 5'8 130lbs twink boy is fat
Wanna guess how I know you don't get any pussy?

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Can you apes go beat your chests somewhere else?

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>>24923240
xXxPussySlayer69xXx over here.

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Yuri you are very precious thank you for this picture it's great you are a very thoughtful person I only wish that you were sitting on me and rubbing your precious stocking covered toes on my face please remember at any time you are welcome to use me as a foot rest I will do literally anything you ask of me just please let me taste your adorable toes

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>he counts calories
first sign of the fatty

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>>24923240
>Wanna guess how I know you don't get any pussy?

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>>24923289
You talking shit squib boy? You best start posting them squibs if you know whats good for ya

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>>24923314
Fuck that. Look at that cute plushie.

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>>24923540
>Fuck that. Look at that cute plushie.
I wonder who posted this....

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>>24923472
bring it on you dumb ape

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>>24923540
Don't try to pretend you aren't a footfag, Pippa. Everyone stopped believing that after the mousepad.

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>>24923590
Behind my most handsome form, gaze upon me squib poster! Can your chizzled abs save you from my beautiful features?

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>>24923638
weird timezone Pippa is living in

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Cry, Lumi. Wallow in despair, distrust and being disliked! Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

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>Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
Rosberg Rosberg Rosberg Rosberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdp4P9mPj0E

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>>24923314
I wish she had thinner tights.

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>>24923314
I want Yuri to drink 8 gallons of egg nog, wrap those legs around my neck, and relentlessly fart on me making me smell all of her stink

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>>24923314
I wish she had thicker thighs, like chun li

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This will be happening to pippa the moment she goes to the IRL meetup

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>>24923540
Pippa please don't do this.
Like I've said before your feet will always be in my heart, they were my first, and you posting feet would not only send me but many others over the moon. But as it stands Yuri offers me what I need, Yuri is willing to appease my most primal urges. Not only that but I'm fairly confident she enjoys the idea of me being her personal footslut. At Yuri's size she's never been in a position of physical dominance so for her to have someone like me who towers over and could carry her under my arm like a kitten be completely powerless and groveling at her feet probably does it for her.

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[Anonymous No.]

MY BRO LISA GOT AN APARTMENT LETS GOOO

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MY WIFE LISA GOT AN APARTMENT LETS GOOO

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>>24922777
>you're probably skinny and short enough for me to military press you over my head.
I read that as mating press at first and the post was a lot better

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>>24924441
>>24924362
I hope it's far enough away for her family so they won't start calling her over to do the dishes.

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/pcg/ fitness general?

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>>24924496
>I hope it's far enough away for her family so they won't start calling her over to do the dishes.
Her mom is currently pissed off because the drive Lisa would have to make to do any of the chores
>cooking
>cleaning
>ect
is not doable.

Which means Lisa is now free of chores

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>>24924518
Correct. Fat people shouldn't have human rights

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>>24924518
Could easily become that. Properly doing squats while watching streams is very manageable.

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>>24924518
You will exercise for your Oshi.
You will lose weight for your Oshi.
You will get healthy for your Oshi.
You will make tons of small changes in your daily life so you dont burn out and fall back into your old ways.

I ask you to not do it for you, not for me, not for /pcg/ but that you do it for her.

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>>24924609
>You will make tons of small changes in your daily life so you dont burn out and fall back into your old ways.
like what

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>>24924496
She'll only have to do my dishes instead, big improvement. Hehehe...

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>>24924609
>You will lose weight for your Oshi.
my BMI is 16.4...

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/generals/ general?

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the mowlth is streaming

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>>24924704
I will give you a common one and a common tactic at dealing with it.
>I am hungry so I order fast food which is 90% oil and 10% actual food
Instead cook that item at home even if its trash food. Then Once you have elimanated the habit of ordering fast food entirely you could adapt your cooking to be more healthy.

You could of course just cook healthy from the start but some people stay more motivated and disciplined if you keep it simple and upgrade from terrible to bad to ok to good to great when it comes to your daily living.

This doesnt always work if the source of the craving is emotional or stress however.

If you can keep your goals and the steps you take at a childs level of progression at your start you will be able to at least move forward. Then if you feel you can push yourself harder you can do it and risk fucking up or relapsing into bad habits but have the knowledge to go
>ok i fucked up when I tried working extra hard, lets start back at the begining, still push but not as much as I did last time and see how I do.
>>24924977
Good, now make sure you are maintaining your health, hygeine, and doing what you can to be happy.

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>>24924609
Pippa told me to wash my penis, so I washed my penis

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>>24925310
>Pippa told me to wash my penis, so I washed my penis
I am so deeply proud of you

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I want Yuri to use my foreskin to store snacks for later

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>>24925433
>spits
>stinky
>disgusting
>die die die die
>she grabs it and stretches it like a rubberband about to snap
>begins shoving those cheeseits with the charp corners inside
>she ties the foreskin shut with a shoe string
>begins squeezing so the cheeseits crumble and jab the head of your cock
>she unties your foreskin
>stinky
>disgusting
>dick cheeseits

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I'm tired of posting it.

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I am tired of reading it

[Anonymous No.]

this is disturbing to read

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>>24925584
>>24925600
good

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>>24925521

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Why do the fatfags, scatfags and brapfags think they are welcome here?

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>>24925711
go fucking masturbate that wasnt supposed to turn you on at all

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>nobody would want to marry a wow player
Holy shit Iori can you calm the fuck down with shitting on your genmates

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>>24925777
>Holy shit Iori can you calm the fuck down with shitting on your genmates
Iori is saving mmo fags with reality, so based

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>>24925189
>cooking sim
why...

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>24925777
Iori Anti? Phase Connect Incline???

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you cheeky motherfucker

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>>24922033
Going entirely off what she's said on-screen both recently and not so recently it's the second one. She's outright said that
-Her off-screen self care involves primarily recharging on her own
-She's built a community for herself that she considers next to ideal
-She has a supermajority of her social experiences within vtubing
-She only plays gachas off-screen

What's been heavily implied:
-She used to have already and stream mmo accounts. She only logs into the latter nowadays.

Basically. Pippa is the rare kind of person that manages to make her job her hobby and thrive rather than make her hobby her job and die.
Unlike MMOs her streaming gives her the power to curate her environment without needing to speak up or execute complicated schemes. Rather than accept she's not top dog due to seniority or some shit she's too autistic to understand she can just filter or ban people and have the noncommittal yet highly appreciative, upbeat chatty and weirdly dynamic type of environment she wants.
And that's just kind of better than MMOs.
TL;DR: She likes >Us, bros. ;_;

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>>24925196
Based Gorilla Poster.

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/essays/ general?

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has pippa gave her impressions of her jewish sister now that she has debuted?

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Inspired by People Magazine

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>>24926213
>tabloid for the gen
You actually did it very well too, excellent job anon.

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>>24925930
Janny hands typed this post.

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>>24926213
I love it, please keep doing these.

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>>24926213
The X on Lia's face is scuff but otherwise good production.

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>>24925742
But I just did..
To Yuri..
I can't get this cat out of my head

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>>24926213
Make this the next OP >>24921752 OP poster.

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>>24925977
>>24922033
Or she just plays them anonymously because she doesn't want 500+ beta orbiters pinging her whenever she comes online.
I abandoned steam accounts with 20+ games just because I got sick and tired of getting dozens of request to play shit games I don't care about or retarded "bruh why aren't you on anymore lol??" messages.

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>>24926309

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>>24926338
>I abandoned steam accounts with 20+ games just because I got sick and tired of getting dozens of request to play shit games I don't care about or retarded "bruh why aren't you on anymore lol??" messages.

Instead of just removing the friends?

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>>24926388
Yes

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>>24925732
Because each of those have been validate by one or more of the streamers at least once.

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>>24926402
Instead of just saying you dont want to play?

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>>24926384
Yuri doesn't mind, right?
I don't want to be rude

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>>24926338
This is larp. You can just disable stream friends/community.
Also you get what you deserve for using steam in the first place.

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>>24926275
I thought hand-drawing the X would make it look more "tabloid-y"

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>>24925930
Get back to sweeping Green.

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>>24926538
No idea.

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>>24926457
Only because you don't enjoy playing games with people (anymore) doesn't mean you want be shit to them. When someone is nice to me, I feel bad when I tell them to fuck off. Even if you are super nice about it, you can tell people only so and so often that you don't want to play some shit game with them until it gets awkward. It also didn't help that I started to get "RIP BRO", "where are you man???" posts on my profile.

>>24926544
Did that with my current account. Zero friends, everything private.

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>>24924533
>is not doable.
Smart sheep. I appreciate that she isn't completely family cucked. Nothing wrong with helping out at home, but you shouldn't be a full time maid while doing school and a side job already.

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>>24926213
I would add more panels to fill the whole cover with more rrats like the tabloids do

Some of the other stuff that happened could be like 'Tenma cries on stream, what is going on?!?!?!', 'Pippa leaks gen2 info because SHE HATES THEM' 'Michiru is sick and IS GoINg 2 dIE' etc

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>>24926438
>fatfags
Fatties are officially hated by every Phase Connect member. Very based.

[Anonymous No.]

Talents love
Antis rope

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Thinkign..

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>>24927052
Pippa laughing at all the fat retards in offkai was probably the highlight of her career

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>>24925732
>pippers acknowledged them as "brapbros"
>pippers said she was happy to represent the brap posters
>pippers read the brap pasta with glee
>lia unprovoked just starts talking about stinky rancid farts
gee i wonder

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>>24925732
Why do you think you're welcome here?

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>>24926338
>>24926820

So this is what it looks like on the other end of those "last logged in 670 days ago" Image macros huh.
The person didn't die. They just consider their old friends a mild but pervasive inconvenience.

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>>24925310
you should do stuff without people asking you to.

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>>24927715
someone said brap in chat because the button sounded like a fart, Lia went off from there. I don't think anybody expected a brapfag to be attracted from one joke

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>>24925732
>enter a crowded elevator
>the doors close
>elevator begins to move
>soft music plays
>someone farts loudly
>gets an erection
What sane person knows what goes on in the minds of such degenerates?

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Can't wait to cook delicious fresh meals for Pippa and our children

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>>24927715
Cope.
She misspoke and immediately took back calling you degenerates 'bros'
When she read the pasta she was laughing and mocking you degenerates
It's obvious she doesn't like you guys and your degeneracy is used as a joke. You're a punching bag, a subject of scorn and ridicule. Deal with it.

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>>24928308
>enter a virtually empty elevator
>the doors close
>elevator begins to move
>soft music plays
>notice the shortstack catgirl with the thiccest thighs in Leafland
>propose on the spot
... and that's how I met my snow leopard wife.

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>>24928196
I'm happy about it desu the lia anti posts have gone down significantly since that stream. the less negativity for lia the better she doesn't need that energy

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MGRR bros..
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xMHhIDY290A

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>>24927252
can someone make a collage with all of Yuri's leg pics?

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>>24929109
Try asking your friends in kiwifarms for all your doxxing needs

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>>24929131
>posted by herself on twitter
>doxxing
u doin alright brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/wsg/4541716

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>>24927715
based
this is a footchad and brapbros board

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>>24922189
look at those tiny hands

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>>24929213
>3d irl shit
>not doxxing
Just go back

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>>24929659
Retarded retard who is too retarded to figure out what words mean. Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder !Pippa dodged the question when asked how long it's been since she showered
She is currently very stinky

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>>24929758
bro you've got to stop giving the janny larpers (You)'s

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If Pippa doesnt go back to her good old friend Ralph after what happened today I'm unsubbing

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>>24926213
Fucking 10/10

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>>24930139
Which vtuber is this?

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>>24930139
What is this, a deepfake?

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well it's been about a week since Pippa's life changed forever thanks to the Ken song:
>Twitter followers before Ken
13.5k
>Twitter followers after Ken
14.2k
>YT follwers before Ken
32.5k
>YT follwers after Ken
33.7k
>CCV YT/Twitch before Ken
400/600
>CCV YT/Twitch after Ken
350/600
>average total donations per stream before Ken
$250
>average total donations per stream after Ken
$50,000

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>>24926213
does /pcg/ has an equivalent to deadbeats?

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>>24930139
No way fishman is going to allow her to comment on active drama.

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>>24930230
The vtuber responsible for pushing pippa from 100 viewers to the 500 viewer vtuber she is today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vpq60_wL6M
>>24930249
Its not, its him going back to portugal and getting the shit beat out of him again
https://files.catbox.moe/kz0ixs.webm

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>>24930355
I'm not even overweight but I'm gonna skip a meal today because I would kill myself if I ever got anywhere close to this.

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>>24930355
is this real?

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>>24930355
>He bought a new purse too
Oh my fucking god

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>>24929090
MGRR chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.]

I would really like to give Pippa a bath
I'd like to clean every part of her, make her squeaky clean then wrap her in a towel and hold her in my arms on the bed and feed her Reese's pieces

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>>24930673
As real as it gets

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>>24931146
You'll have your chance in about 15 minutes so you better get a move on.

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>>24931196
I am outside her house right now

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>>24931243
Make sure to get the coffee out of her hair, even if she struggles.

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>>24930139
Don't go back on your word ibstard

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>>24930258
stop lying she is a 5view millionaire

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>>24930307
No but it has the equivalent of Mori antis, namely the Sheeple who hates on Pippa & PC.

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>>24930258
needless to say everybody overreacted about the song.

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>>24931327
I knew a chick that used to rinse her hair with coffee. Supposedly it's really good for you.

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>>24931762
I just googled it and apparently it's actually a thing. The more you know.

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>>24931811
don't go giving her ideas, she will now leave coffee in her hair for days at a time.

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>>24929823
I love her anyhow.

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>>24931632
I think we're now reaching the stage of underreacting.

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>>24930355
When did fishman ever stop her from doing retarded shit?

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Want to put my wiener in Pippa butt

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>>24929823
I just assumed the only ones that bathe regularly are Michi and Nasa

[Anonymous No.]

I will hug marry and breed the rabbowlth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932361
I have doubts about Michiru being a regular. I don't know exactly why, just a feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T FUCK OR TRUST LUMI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAauhgggggaduifh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932361
Lia and Uruka are the only ones that have confirmed bath taking because Lia did a bath stream and Uruka constantly does twitter spaces after baths

[Anonymous No.]

My lovely daughter-wife is pretending to take a shower right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24924609
>You will make tons of small changes in your daily life so you dont burn out
gori-san, the small changes are exactly why I'm burnt out
I am past gaslighting myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932621
Tenma is a germaphobe so by default there is no way she doesnt take baths

[Anonymous No.]

>>24929823
I think the only consistent way to bathe Pippa is one of those hoses they use in the flat concrete rooms in maximum security prisons. Just strip her down, push her up against the wall (and resist any temptations), and then just spray her until the water going down the drain is clear again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932132
You are retarded. She doesn't even do unoffensive internet insanity content anymore like the sovereign citizen stream. At best you are going to get a few offhand remarks or vague puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24933476
...can someone please do a 3 minute compilation of her screaming with reverb and a hose sound?

[Anonymous No.]

is incest still weird if both parties are adults and both parties consent and protection is used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24933928
Anon...
This really needs to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934030
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934030
If it's consensual and you don't birth any mongoloid babies, then i don't care what you do. but I wouldn't let anybody know IRL about it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24933928
Look, I know where you're going with this. And I'm with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24933928
Link 3 minutes of her screaming and I can do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24933928
>>24934047
>>24934155
>YOU FUCKING WHOOOOREEEE
>*pssshhhhhhhhhhh*
>RIIIIIIIEIIUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>we're reaching the point of forced scrubbing ASMR now

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934370
I can hear it in her voice so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24934368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzlTAWuBBuc&t=15s
You can use from ~15s-45s in this clip if you can remove/mask the BGM. I can't find the exact timestamp in the actual stream and this is one of the few regular PC clippers so I don't feel too bad posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24935164
I'm not good enough to try and mask or remove any background noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932621
>Lia gets in the bath
>immediately spills her beer in the tub
fishman selling Lia's Bathwater Brew on the phase site...
[may cause severe brattiness and gacha addiction in some people, do not drink this particular Brew if you are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant]

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa, in case you're considering doing some grand finale go out in a blaze of glory gunt stream, DON'T.
Your career is not worth that piece of shit. Maybe give people a wink or a nod about it but please don't do anything stupid.

I know I shouldn't have to even say this but just in fucking case, I did. Also, you seemed extra depressed lately and I'm an insufferable concernfag so please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936418
What are you talking about. Did the gunt do something again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936418
Meds, unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936524
>>24930446
>>24930139

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936418
>I'm a massive faggot and I'm trying to take credit for preventing something that was never going to happen in the first place
Thank you for your service, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936618
Pippa has unironically admitted to going to 4chan for advice before applying for Phase.
It is actually not inconceivable some rando "an-non"'s post would influence her to do something.

[Anonymous No.]

Just about every Pippa stream has timestamps so finding her screaming and crying/whines, there's nothing hotter than when Pippa does her whining holy fuck, shouldn't be hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936710
You're welcome for saving your oshi btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936418
Listen to this anon Pippa. Put the moonshine down and chill out.
>>24936710
It wouldn't even be the first time newnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>Please don't make fun of Ralph
I thought the mexican fuhrer forbid watching e-girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936714
>Pippa has unironically admitted to going to 4chan for advice before applying for Phase.
True.
>It is actually not inconceivable some rando "an-non"'s post would influence her to do something.
Just as likely for her to do a Ralph stream tonight as she is to do one of the countless deviant things discussed here every single day. She won't destroy her career just to have fun, and she's smart enough not to do a kiwi stream again if she wants to keep working for PC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936714
That doesn't mean she takes advice from us specifically. She's known to browse /asp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936418
I want to think she'd know better but rumao. Very much seconded in any case.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1529615480679456770

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucGYieH_j_U

We can learn how not to get fucked up in Portugal without Pippa being fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>pippa listening to 4chan
>ever
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1529615480679456770

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937276
>>24937275
Oh no no no no no no >>24936418

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937275
>>24937276
>react content on Susantube
Nigger what.
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937395
Because streaming a fight is a instant termination on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937422
dont respond to retarded antis that want her fired/banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937362
It's going to be allusion, she won't say it straight out to cover her ass. If she actually covers the fight directly, I kneel and submit to grudgeposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936710
>I'm trying to take credit for preventing something that was never going to happen in the first place
>>24936975
>Just as likely for her to do a Ralph stream tonight as she is to do one of the countless deviant things discussed here every single day. She won't destroy her career just to have fun, and she's smart enough not to do a kiwi stream again if she wants to keep working for PC.
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1529615480679456770
>>24937514
You fags should know better by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937422
Pretty sure I've seen people stream even knockout compilations on there an-non, and self defense is significantly less brutal.
24937469
Meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937469
>oh no no no she's gonna make fun of our guys again
Imagine being afraid of a pink anime rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for Urulia tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>24931371
Guess I'm staying subbed, loser.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok bros I made a pippa shower clip. Wasn't my idea and I suck at video editing so do whatever you want with it

https://files.catbox.moe/39gwve.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937888
I hope Urukas alive after her nine hour stream this...night? Morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938016
There's still a 1.0% or so chance it could just be a self-defence stream nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936418
You will not deprive us of rabbit kino, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
You glorious bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
Kino/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936779
Do we have timestamps on all sneezes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937276
>purse thieves
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>24937275
>>24937276
Based Pippa with the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>Changed the title to purse thieves
Concernfag again

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
It's great but can we have a version without music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938200
>>24938323
Nvm it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938323
She didnt change shit, it was that from the start
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1529615480679456770

[Anonymous No.]

>>24929250
>>24938074

[Anonymous No.]

>beggars getting #SWEPT

[Anonymous No.]

Is pippa part wigger? Why is she so into Kiwifarms wigger drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938359
Yeah sure. Without music you can hear the bad cuts and bgm though

https://files.catbox.moe/4mr3an.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938323
is that lia's new design?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938546
I'm going to repeat this until it sticks.
Encyclopedia Dramatica was effectively the first centralized internet drama site.
It was also made by a biochick in a time when being on the internet was something only turbonerd men and hags who're not vtubers did.
Internet drama is the third most feminine internet thing to engage in after Instagram doomscrolls and MMO fashion.
She likes it because she's a woman.
It's just that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen /pcg/ get BTFO this hard in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
Bravo anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938738
the only people more btfo are the jannies in chat, the fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938814
I'm sure Pippa will pay them double their usual rate for the extra work they'll be doing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938713
It exposes the wigger in her, no doubt in my mind she has some big flaw now. Eating disorders are usually a safe bet for women. The last Kiwifarms poster who was doxxed was a Nazi who beat his wife and was a neet who watched lolicon all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
I salute you
o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938912
wow he is just like me

[Anonymous No.]

Just spoiled myself on what happened before Pippa says it
Why the fuck did he instantly after getting beaten up go on twitter and say he will go to jims house to fight him too?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least she can say she tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>400 people waiting
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/ucGYieH_j_U
pippa will be watching self defense videos tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939097
half of them are going to leave as soon as they realize she won't talk specifically about the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939022
Pippa won't talk about him, she'll just vaguepost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939040
If she has the self control to actually stick to this, I will be quite impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938713
The farms have a sister site that's mostly populated by women

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939220
Precisely.
24938912
Those are words I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939199
>If she has the self control to actually stick to this, I will be quite impressed.
Same. This is going to heavily affect my final score.

[Anonymous No.]

>527 in waiting room
>stream starts
>267 viewing
inclinebros......

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939316
It just means people don't have autoplay turned on

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
Original requester here, this is fucking amazing thank you so fucking much I cannot kneel enough
why are we like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939316
why does susan hates vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

holodex chat broken for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938814
How much of a retard do you have to be that it's impossible for you to not look like some IBS sperg in chat?
Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939316
Why are you numberniggers so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939357
I blame Pippa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939346
>It just means people don't have autoplay turned on
It just means that Susan fucks with viewer numbers. Which is something you would know if you spent more than 10 minutes on the internet.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939374
>implying I post in chat
I don't even watch pippa. It's just funny to see the jannies bitching and moaning and actually doing their unpaid work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
hella funny

[Anonymous No.]

So many hereniggers in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939346
what? I have autoplay off and the stream automatically starts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939040
Wtf happened? Yeah I'm out of the loop

[Anonymous No.]

> subtle
Pippa...

[Anonymous No.]

>bans you for even mentioning portugal in chat
>does this

[Anonymous No.]

>Be subtle chyat
>also Pippa
Cheeky wabbit

[Anonymous No.]

how do i know if i joined correctly? it just says "you are in"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939670
ur ok if u see ur name on the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939669
>>24939639
Nothing to see here. Just a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is going to give a lot of advice she barely understand. Not to mention all the legal complexities of self defense. Legit may be filtered on that alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939805
Would have been a perfect stream to have Rekeita on

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939555
i was also confused. apparently some eceleb was filmed getting in a fight with another eceleb, and the gossip girls in pippa's chat are going nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939805
it's just entertainment. You would be retarded to seriously get self defense advice from Pippa of all people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939805
Just don't follow her advice. Treat it like satire.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing for me in this stream huh?
Maybe I'll *yawn* fall asleep in the middle of it.
Try beating me in the kahoot, losers. I may get so sleepy that you have a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939805
>well akshuahlly
Wow, anon. You are very smart, I'm very impressed. Now that you have your attention you can enjoy yourself instead of being a tryhard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939908
Yeah, crazy stuff like "not shooting into crowds" or "making sure to not get into legal trouble by going too far" are clearly delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck i can't play this, the stream shows me stuff way later than the webpage

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939834
It would be nice to have someone who has some sort of handle on law. Still leaves the self defense advice she is giving out that she doesn't fully understand.

>>24939920
>>24939935
I understand that, but there will be retards in chat who retain this as good advice. Its also just tickles my pipkin because this is something I have spent a lot of time on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940055
name something she said that you think is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>600 people

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940090
She has not said anything of substance yet. Also is it me or is she very very quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939908
Thanks. So it's a nothingburger then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940159
baiting IBS crowd after Gunt got beat up, not the best idea for growth seeing as that crowd has it's own schizos besides the vtuber schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940172
>Also is it me or is she very very quiet
Yeah, Pippa adjusts her audio every 2nd stream, but the next day it's back to being quiet. It's a mystery.

>She has not said anything of substance yet
So you are a faggot who is just screeching about nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what Kahoot is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940055
Okay, anon. I think the correct decision here would be for you to correct her and give proper self defense advice here in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>because we need strong legs
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa cunny.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940055
>because this is something I have spent a lot of time on.
TL: "I'm an armchair expert whose idea of fun is 2 hour presentations by NCOs who deem themselves seasoned self defense experts because they shot rockets at tents in iraq for a couple years".
You people are so fucking insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>went from 6th in first game to 40th in 2nd
JEWED

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940418
>armchair
her advice is exactly that bro, it's even worse than what you'd read in a good fighting manga

[Anonymous No.]

Rip VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940273
Well just realized this is a woman's self defense course so that's a big negative off the bat. And its clearly shit now as I type this out and listen.

>>24940300
Sure
Learn your state laws
buy a gun, actually carry it, practice with it
The first priority is doing everything you can to avoid the situation.

>>24940418
Lmao I have not wasted my time in the military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940496
Pippa is paranoid and knows a lot more about the topic than you because she actually cares about defending yourself where you just want to look tough and smart.
You are an obnoxious retard.

[Anonymous No.]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940582
troll or just delusional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939950
Literally only lost because the writer is more ESL than I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940549
Didn't she laugh at Nigger? Kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940687
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940687
good catch an-non, saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940687
based catch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940687
Tickle correction is needed

[Anonymous No.]

That ESL defense quiz was so bad. Every question was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

One day, chat will learn the art of the indirect reference... one day...

[Anonymous No.]

>she laughed at my name

[Anonymous No.]

>suggesting listening to cops for advice
Pippa....
This is exactly what I was talking about. At least she seems to understand that most martial arts schools are bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940805
I mean, it's a women's course, so at least for the stance question, you can't expect them to be able to self correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940805
Pretty sure the patriarchy requires women's self defense classes to be stupid by law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940813
I just got the first question wrong even though I saw the answer when she set the thing up. Don't hold your breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940856
>people who actually get into situations that require self defense don't know shit because I hate cops
Retard....

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Pippa's old voice. She doesn't even try anymore :(

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa's soft hammer fists...

[Anonymous No.]

Wushu finger hold...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940856
Where's the lie tho?
9 out of 10 times where a chimpout happens the chimping out party is the one on the ground at the end of the altercation
>>24941135
Fingers of death and similar not working IRL is proof that god exists and hates us.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do girls even bother with self-defense, it has to be a cope. Literally any non manlet can just instantly overpower almost any girl.
Instead of training to fight you should learn to scream, beg and cry better

[Anonymous No.]

Could you imagine Pippa trying to fight you off
It'd be kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

Im in 5th place

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941209
Get a concealed carry permit and train how to fight just long enough to get a shot on target.

[Anonymous No.]

in what fucking world does a knee strike have more range than a kick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941028
Come on now. Cops literally do not know the law 99% of the time and are fucking immune from laws and consequences 99% of the time.

Also if you shoot more than 100 rounds a month you shoot more than 99% of the cops in the entire country.

>>24941162
Because the only worse shot than a cop is a gangbanger.

>>24941209
You are not wrong, thats why any women's self defense course that doesn't start with stressing the need to be armed with a firearm is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941209
Or concealed carry, or at least pepper spray

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941209
Thinking of overpowering Pippa has gotten me a little sweaty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941269
I'm pressing as fast as humanly possible and but I couldn't get a single 1000 for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941209
Cause teaching women how to effectively stab a rapist in the face/balls with a knife wouldn't make as much money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24940560
Bro it's an obvious gag as shittalking, I'm hate watching her and even I understand that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941259
I want Pippa to look at me like this while she makes me defend with her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941344
A knife is not a self-defense weapon, retard

[Anonymous No.]

if a gun is so easy to take, I will just take it back ezpz

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941454
it can be.

[Anonymous No.]

all these self defense tips sound like "don't even bother learning unless you dedicate all your free time to mastering martial arts".

[Anonymous No.]

>tool
Based tool of justice wielder.

[Anonymous No.]

Yep I'm out

>>24941488
I would argue it takes significantly more practice to be safe and effective with a knife than a gun. Like hundreds of more hours of practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941474
Life hacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941454
how isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

this stream is kinda dragging quite a bit. I thought it was just gonna be kino like when she watched the edged weapons vid?

[Anonymous No.]

She is saying "alright" too much today. Any rrats as to why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941554
She is trying to impart knowledge as best as she can for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>if you don't get trained and brandish a firearm, you'll get disarmed
Pippa will always deliver with these braindead takes

[Anonymous No.]

>pippa does tedtalk about shit she knows nothing about
>stream sucks
this is like the third or fourth time this has happened

[Anonymous No.]

It shows her age when she say stupid shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941562
She's a bit out of her depth, so a little more nervous than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941600
>pippa thinks you should know what you're doing with a gun
what an idiot everybody knows that adrenaline will turn you into an action hero no matter how badly prepared you are

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine taking anything a woman says about self defense seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone in /pcg/ ever had to use a gun in self-defense? Not a glowie btw.

[Anonymous No.]

Schizo anon is right I guess, she just has a big head about random shit. Probably accidently projected herself into Ethan Ralph and is trying to avoid shame by making up stupid scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941716
possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941454
It is in rape situations

[Anonymous No.]

fug it i'm punching out. hopefully tomorrow is a better stream.

[Anonymous No.]

"if he dies, he dies"
clip it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941488
>>24941550
How much of your chest do I need to carve out until the law is no longer on my side?
It's really difficult to justify a knife self-defense legally which can go wrong based on how deep a single stab wound can go. Also when you are at that range its probably already over.

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope Pippa isnt spreading meme martial arts self defense advice, especially as an American

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941823
Better potentially convicted than definitely dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941454
who said anything about "self defense"? don't steal purses, no shankinh

[Anonymous No.]

Suprinsing what Pippa considers to be "jacked".
Makes me feel better about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941648
>he's sarcastically talking about action heroes while implying most people turn into John Wick when a gun is pointed at them
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941798
ok but in that case anything is a "self defense weapon". A wine bottle, for example. should we practice hitting people with random objects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941488
>>24941550
https://files.catbox.moe/5g5c5r.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5nxbiz.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Lisa stream in a couple minutes
https://youtu.be/HQh3vJ2tPFs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941916
Very good, what book is that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941648
how much "training" does it take to shoot someone right in front of you? an 18 year old just shot up a whole school, just after he was old enough to buy a gun. Doesn't seem that hard desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941891
these people are in the top 1% of anyone in a first world country

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941916
while not ideal it is still most definitely better than nothing

[Anonymous No.]

She seems very passionate about the subject it's very cute and I will not take any of her "advice" to heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941993
Depends what kind of gun. Unlike Hollywood wants you to believe pistols are surprisingly more difficult to use than a small caliber rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941993
There is a significant difference between slaughtering innocents and someone trying to kill you. Plus a handgun is much much harder to shoot than a long rifle. In my opinion you will reach basic competence with a pistol after like 800+ rounds of deliberate practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942044
Pippa had to learn to defend herself from bullies
She's talked about when regular bullying didn't get the outcomes they wanted they'd escelate it to physically hurting her

[Anonymous No.]

PRESSURE POINTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941910
You can hide a knife in your pocket and a single stab will usually be enough to get most "normal" attackers to run away.

>>24941916
Prison > getting raped

[Anonymous No.]

>pressure point meme
Pippa please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>crush their balls immediately

This might be the first good self defense advice so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942157
Getting raped 15 times a day > getting raped once?

[Anonymous No.]

can she just abandon this dumb idea of a stream and can we go streamer house hunting again on zillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942111
>There is a significant difference between slaughtering innocents and someone trying to kill you
If anything, the kids would be a harder target. They're much smaller, and running away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942130
inb4 she thinks aikido or other ninjutsudorate tier shit actually works irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942158
>pippa doesn't know that your balls are made out of iron and your eyes are made out of platinum
Stupid bunny rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>you undress in front of Pippa
>she autistically screams THE FUCKING MUSCLES
I WISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942001
Interesting. The only dude that is impressive to me is the really jacked guy from the current video. Man, it feels great being in shape. Capippalists, keep up with your training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941716
just showing it was enough, having one is the important thing most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941993
>>24942074
Dennis Tueller spent decades bullying cops in academies because he demonstrated over and over that, if he was within 21 feet or so of them when he drew own knife, he could get to them with the knife before they got their pistols loose and aimed at him
he did live demos and was never proven wrong, though initially it was a shorter radius before he got fucked by a few hotshots who knew what was coming in the 16-18 foot range
it takes a lot of training to shoot someone "right in front of you" if they know you have a firearm and are drawing it, which was why Pippa said don't fucking show them you have one and don't treat it like a magic get out of dying free card

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942238
Be careful Tenma might be inbound to your location right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942222
witnessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942157
1. You would need to be able to get that knife out of your pocket, be within stabbing range of the opponent, and then hope that you can both get it out and stab the attacker within short range and hope it works. Also, you'd be very surprise how a stab wound will not neccesarily stop a persistent attacker (it all depends on where you mange to stab them).
2. You can get raped in prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942219
she meant weak points such as eyes and groin
also probably places where major arteries are kinda exposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942015
Better than nothing, but this is America. Pepper spray if you can't get a gun and then a gun if you actually want to defend yourself.

>>24942044
I'm glad she seems to care about the subject, but its not something she has any authority on to talk to others about. Let alone hundreds of idiots.

>>24942216
I know your joking, but the shooter is at the door in these situations and I'm pretty sure kids just freeze when this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24941916
I'm not especially inclined to give respect to literature including the phrase "freaked the fuck out." I've seen knives used in self-defense to good effect, though it's most often been in situations where a backup gun would have been preferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939040
She could just not fucking do this while it is happening

[Anonymous No.]

kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942287
This is weird, because I went to a shooting range and had absolutely no trouble hitting a target roughly 20 feet away with no training. Admittedly that was a zero pressure situation. Are you talking like, quick draw, take it out while he's charging you? Because I don't think most self defense situations are like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa really seems to like muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942358
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942313
Even that shit is a meme for the most part. Look at how much trouble cops have controlling people 2 or even 3v1 via pressure points AND they have the assurance of backup officers ready to shoot if things go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Can she show all these on youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942392
An hero time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942386
>Admittedly that was a zero pressure situation. Are you talking like, quick draw, take it out while he's charging you? Because I don't think most self defense situations are like that.
the only self defense situation that is not like that is home defense, where it is universally easier and more effective to have a rifle or shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942348
Nothing wrong with talking about self defense.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is from a stand your ground state!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942265
I've had the same experience. Presentation was enough to diffuse the situation (the other party had a knife and was in a position where lethal force was not immediately necessary).

[Anonymous No.]

I think it goes without saying, but Pippa's chat is unreadable, but it probably won't stay this way, hopefully. However, having big streams like this occasionally are nice even if it is only a result of current gunt-related events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942419
Because they're not allowed to actually maim the target. Gouge the eyes out, make the guy suffocate. That works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942390
The drunk fox is rubbing off on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>no stand your ground
Imagine unironically choosing to live in a blue state lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942450
You fucking know what she is doing and why she is doing it. Saying "it's only self defence" is ignoring context

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942157
>Prison > getting raped
Trust me, child. Those are not mutually exclusive at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942450
I still don't get this, what was so concern-trolly about sam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942386
No adrenaline makes things much easier. Cops usually draw from a duty holster which is purposely not the fastest thing to draw from. Citizens draw from concealed locations that typically take longer than one would like. You of course can practice to decrease this time.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa killed a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942193
>>24942302
>>24942564
>prison rape fantasies
why are americans like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942602
Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942645
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942648
mutt's law

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942296
oooooooh baby!
>>24942222
same, but strictly platonic and for my ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942115
Ironic considering she's bullying Ralph now

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942419
If somebody who is significantly stronger than you attacks you then that "meme" is the best you've got if you aren't armed. Please think before you decide that you're the smartest person in the (chat) room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942648
Mutt's law

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942648
>fantasies
the US has rampant organized crime and hasn't addressed it because it's too busy crying over dead kids and forgetting the next day, even though spree shooters kill 1/100th the people these gangs do
prison rape in the US is incredibly high and should be addressed, especially since it's usually done as part of intra-gang violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942648
t. doesnt know anyone who have been in prison

My uncle, 4 of my coworkers and my best friend have all been in prison and 5 of them got buttfucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942390
"You might not be a cute loli or cool smoking onee-san but you CAN become a muscular silver fox for your bunny rabbit" --Plato, Critique of War
TFW I'm 15 years too young to fit into Pippa's strike zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942696
>>24942715
The worst butt plunderers are the hispanics actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942712
stay strapped or get clapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942735
Here in Russia more people get raped or beaten by the cops than by fellow inmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>been shadowbanned in pippa's chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942879
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942819

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942879
>not having 83 alt account
*spits on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942905
Messages don't show up on chat, even completely safe ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa just brapped on streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942879
>got a couple of my comments read in a row with 600+ ccv
life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942935
What did you do anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942868
that can reasonably be classified as gang violence too
shitposting aside, from what I know the dynamic in Russia is much different due to the aggressive purges on non-state-sponsored organized crime, particularly the blatnoy subculture being aggressively crushed
in the US we have not bothered and it's singlehandedly responsible for 2/3rd of our shit statistics, drug ODs, illegal immigration, gun crime, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942970
You know exactly what he did and so does he.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942935
I had that before put on me by accident it's annoying, just wait out the hour or whatever, its not like she nor anyone else can read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942739
Why do you know so many homos anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942879
Were you talking about IBS shit? IBShitters get hidden from chat frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942111
>>24942287
>>24941993
>how much "training" does it take to shoot someone right in front of you?
None really. Actually getting enough space to draw is the hard part. If you manage to actually point it at him, he's fucked 99% of the time, training or no training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942956
it happened right after the background noise dono and sounded canned...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942965
when the only one she reads is the one you put no thought into and is the least relevant by comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

How loud is Pippa going to scream when I hug her in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943103
a huge percentage of the cops, who are already familiar with firearms and have received training, drop or fumble their firearm when Tueller charges at them; even if you have space, if you are not very aware of how much space is required + well trained to react calmly without delay, that 99% is more like 10%

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942879
>>24942935
what was your last comment that you remember showed up on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943168
People haven't heard screaming about "fire" at that volume since Nero allegedly burned down Rome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943198
I think it was
>After this I'll be ready to travel to Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>gamer word
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943245
>going to Europe
ha, gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943168
imagine being Pippa.

It's one of the rare days you overcome enough of your social anxiety to leave the house and run errands.
"It's okay. You can do this, *********!" You say to yourself, since you have no internal monologue, and leave the house.
It's a dreaded thing that must be done but there is an upside to going outside. You get to go to Wal-mart, of course! Just being within its walls makes you feel more comfortable. You're even wearing your hoodie and covering your face with a mask and sunglasses. Protection from stalkers, of course. You also made a list so you can be in and out.

"Haha! It's almost done!"
As you near the end of your shopping list you start to feel really good about being out and about.
"Wal-mart isn't so bad and other stores are sort of like differently built and furnished Wal-marts, ya know?"
"Before finishing up this list, I should stop by the toy section. Ooooh maybe I can get a new jigsaw puzzle!"
You gleefully browse the myriad toys on display and contemplate purchasing a new pony when all of a sudden an unfamiliar male voice asks:
"It has to be... Right? You're Pippa, right?"
You have barely enough time to realize it has a southern twang before, without thinking, you turn to look at him.
"I WANT TO HUG THE PIPPA!"
He then begins walking towards you. He's just walking at a casual pace but you're too dazed to react.
He walks up to you, leans down and gives you a hug.
"Pippa Love!"
You are having a stroke right now.
"This was fun meeting you, Pippa, I can't wait for tonight's stream. See you later. Otsucringe!"
"Also, here you go!" He reaches into your hoodie pocket and places three dollar bills, three dimes and three pennies. Then he walks out of the store.
And so do you. And never do you return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943178
Cops are often less trained than firearms enthusiasts sadly, at least in Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942713
>Pippa is punching down!
How tall is she in the lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943245
>going to Aftica 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942965
cute tummy, would lick

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943178
That's what I meant by drawing is the hard part. Tueller isn't stabbing anyone if they already have the gun aimed at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943330
Do you have a habit of walking around aiming your gun at anyone within 12m?

[Anonymous No.]

>Lisa was so poor growing up that she never had birthday celebrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943301
this is absolutely true, I was just pointing out that there is a minimum barrier to entry
also, in the US, cops have less training overall but more training on firearms and deadly situations in particular as compared to Canada

>>24943330
>Tueller isn't stabbing anyone if they already have the gun aimed at him.
true, anime dodging bullets with your afterimages isn't effective and I don't recommend it, it's just not a situation you will ever be in even if you are open carrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943384
>>>/vt/tsunderia

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943301
they aren't in America either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rngerMY-WS8
the final shot is the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943412
>anime dodging bullets with your afterimages isn't effective
I understand the principle of the drill and everything, but everything down to his attack reminds me of this in practice, lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943412
yeah I meant firearms specifically. american cops probably get more range time both on and off the clock due to gun culture so theyre likely better shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943515
The overwhelming majority of cops do not fire guns outside mandatory qualifications (that are incredibly easy).

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Tenma likes guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>24924362
>>24924441
>>24926876
Holy based. Here's hoping she finds a way to not live with roommates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943412
>it's just not a situation you will ever be in even if you are open carrying
Can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24926876
>Nothing wrong with helping out at home, but you shouldn't be a full time maid while doing school and a side job already.

R-really??

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943767
You will never be in a situation where you are pre-emptively pointing a gun at somebody who wants to charge and stab you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943783
rosebud be my house husband

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa comes across as the type of girl who preaches non violence and then you find out shes dating a violent criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943720
I remember her saying she doesn't want to shoot them because she is worried about her temper. So she was either exaggerating, very aware of her own potential issues, or coping instead of saying she is afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>pippa's cop bf forced her to shill all these

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944010
>who preaches non violence
Pippa is the pink rabbit from Phase Connect, not whoever you are watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943767
Kyle Rittenhouse was about a second and a miracle away from being executed on the street even though he:
>had advance warning of all assailants
>was in active retreat
>fired warning shots and had a bead on his first two would-be murderers
each and every attacker went for his gun or tried to debilitate him first, and two nearly succeeded despite being fat and lazy sacks of shit, and he also missed several attackers and sustained injuries in the process
if you are open carrying and targeted by a potential mugger or (very unlikely, made less likely by the firearm) it is fact and reality that you WILL NOT have these benefits, in any circumstance - even in his exceptional situation, he was a close call to being splatter on pavements
in closed carry, your situation is way worse, but the 2-3 seconds it takes you to aim in an open carry situation and the adrenaline in your veins making that hard are enough to render you way less effective than one would hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942956
Clip please

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Cipher, what do you think about this as a persecuted minority?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944056
she's literally doing a stream about how shooting attackers is bad you should use martial arts or your words instead, dont be mean to cops, be a good boi etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944010
No she just seems really indecisive of her opinion of law enforcement, same as a lot of us. They make good nigger wranglers, but can be real pricks when they need to fulfill their quota, that's why she's flip flopping so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>do not ask to see the badge
What if a kidnapper pretends to be a cop? Do you just follow them and have your organ sold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944153
Wait what..
You're telling me I've been being nice to a minority?
This fucking snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944081
He's a Nazi that shot and killed innocent protestors

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944153
That's bullshit, you have to act tough with the police and chimp out at them or they won't respect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944181
No, retard. It is telling you how to not die when you meet a bad cop, which you only know after the fact. Basically record everything, be polite (yet firm) and communicate clearly and without making sudden movements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944181
>try not to piss off the jumpy man with the gun
How is this anything but good advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944315
Yes, and my point is that she comes across as the type who says that but then dates a full on 5th columnist or hood nigger who spits on cops faces and mails them pipebombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944379
>who spits on cops faces and mails them pipebombs
based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944181
>shooting attackers is bad
She basically said "dead men tell no tales" on stream earlier what are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944189
>No she just seems really indecisive of her opinion of law enforcement, same as a lot of us.
>flip flopping
There isn't really a contradiction in not trusting the feds and treating cops in a way that enhances your chances of not getting police brutalized.
That's just being reasonable, there is no flip flopping unless you're going full monkey brain.

>>24944217
She is saying that you shouldn't act combative like a sovereign citizen, not that you shouldn't ask for their information. She is currently talking about not getting pulled over on a deserted road.
You fucking retards are trying so hard to show off how much smarter you are that you stop seeing what's right in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944181
>>24944010
You're so poisoned by whatever memes you picked up that you're intentionally trying to bend this to piss you off.
Pippa has literally always advocated for ventilating people attacking you.
I don't know where the fuck you people constantly come from but you don't even like vtubers. You're just here to whine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944238
bait?
Here's a (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944379
Maybe that is just you and your twisted fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944081
just fixing a line, I missed a word
>a potential mugger or assailant
it is absolutely the case that open carry makes you less likely to get into an altercation, but ultimately if SHTF you are not much better off than being unarmed unless you're the one shooting first

>>24944238
you are mentally ill but it's not very relevant, Rittenhouse is the most recorded successful open-carry self defense situation so for people who think having a rifle out makes you invincible, his footage gives many angles and scenarios to evaluate open-carry self defense

his situation proves that even with excellent shooting and open carry, if your attacker knows you're armed then it's going to be a near death experience if you are on the defensive
the only way he could have been safer would be to proactively shoot assailants which would have probably gotten him jailed instead
the best thing for self defense is to know you are always on the defensive and disengage as hard as you can, or just give them what they want, unless you are absolutely forced to do otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944379
Ask me how I know you're a suburban American of dubious heritage who recently found religion.
Come on. I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>american scared of going to the hospital in other countries
That's rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944458
projection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944607
seething.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she could do a "Freedom Auditor" stream if she could get away with the sovereign citizen stream. Watching these people standing outside a military base or staring through windows with a camera then freaking out when the police come to investigate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944081
This is the side of Rittenhouse the media doesn't want you to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944457
I understand not being confrontational, but she _literally_ said not to ask cops to state their name and present their badge. Hence my question. What should one do instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944607
>That's rich.

No, she's poor an-non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944548
Ukrainian immigrant, Canadian urbanite, atheist wrong on all counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944650
No? I'm perfectly fine with most her takes. They're fairly basic but they're fine. It's this one guy screeching about some random shit in his brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944702
anon self defense is vaguely relevant but Pippa hasn't talked about black men in AT LEAST the past five minutes
cool it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944713
No, you either misheard or made that up. She specifically said to ask for their name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944747
>Ukrainian immigrant
The Ukrainian diaspora in Canada is pretty huge. They got their orthodox churches and shit all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943888
That's not really elaborating.
>>24944081
You say "even though", but using valuable aiming time to actively retreat or fire warning shots sounds like it exacerbated things.
The assailant's gun/angry mob aside, Kyle would have had a much easier time if he'd just pointed and shot as soon as shit went down. In any case, I'm talking about a single asailant.
>>24944495
>unless you're the one shooting first
We're precisely talking about shooting first, not general, lawful self-defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944796
>talking about friend getting robbed
at least for the past 0 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944747

I'm so very sorry. You don't even have an excuse. You active *chose* to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944713
No, she said to not open with that. If you see something shady or have some doubts, then ask for their ID. It is part of being polite. She said what you should do: record everything, or even livestream it, be polite and do not make sudden movements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944713
rewatch and pay attention to what she said. she said dont be confrontational when asking for their information. get their name, their card, but dont just immediately jump to asking if youre detained and for their badge number

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944845
Dont be antisemitic

[Anonymous No.]

I hate sharing an audience with americucks that glorify that stupid kid that got away with killing niggers. Sure cool for him but don't go around fellating him everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944684
I'm unaware of any country in the world that has a sillier health system than the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>taking advice from a rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

Appalachia Pippa

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944815
>We're precisely talking about shooting first, not general, lawful self-defense.
I was asked to elaborate on the following statement:
>it's just not a situation you will ever be in even if you are open carrying
this statement was made as part of the larger discussion on self defense, because the only other situations you'd open carry and open fire (being a criminal or in military combat) aren't related to the stream in any meaningful way
if you want to have that discussion, obviously open-carry is better, but for self defense there is nuance because concealed carry makes it harder for muggers to know they need to disarm or shank you before they try to rob you/close the gap while open carry gives them advanced warning
advanced warning has its own benefits to avoid being mugged in the first place, but Kyle Rittenhouse's case highlights how dangerous that knowledge can be if you are trying to obey the law while defending yourself from determined assailants

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944958
Israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944870
>>24944875
Ogey, thank you anons. I have to admit I wasn't paying close attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944935
>killing niggers
He killed exactly nobody of African descent.
He called Nosekin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944935
>killing niggers
He didn't kill monkeys, retard.
>kill
That was the clearest case of sell defense of all time. If you actually knew what you are talking about you'd agree to.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream confirms Pippa as an Appalachiachad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944935
Whatever European country your coming from probably didn't take their fair share of Syrian migrants, maybe if that is made fair, you can understand why Pippa and us hold our sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945126
Do all of you guys dress like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944935
No idea who youre talking about but theyre a hero and deserve a blowjob.
t. Leaf

[Anonymous No.]

>24944935
This is barely slightly better bait than the previous obvious bait. Please kys.

[Anonymous No.]

bump, new IP, QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi watch this star play Dune

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943944
quit being weird. I just want to know how much house work is too much. I vacuum and mop the floors, clean bathrooms, do laundry, and the shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
/vst/ Wednesday starting NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24944935
Same, so many people want to lick his boots and suck his cock here its pathetic. I don't care what he did, he protected himself in self defense thats great. But he has so many fucking dick riders that wont allow any criticism towards him and they get more triggered and offended than a twitter faggot SJW if you disagree even slightly. Just look at all the (You)'s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945315
holy moly i NEED a rosebud wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945315
I would pay you $180/week with opportunities for bonuses for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945315
I'm going to make you my cumslave, rosebud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24942648

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945315
Rosebud you're bringing out the Lia likers. The Flakesposters will be here next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24943445
jesus what the fuck i wouldnt even shoot a commie this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945031
>this statement was made as part of the larger discussion on self defense
Not really. The conversation chain started from here:
>>24941600
to here:
>>24943767
With the main question being "how much "training" does it take to shoot someone right in front of you?"
We were talking about if it could be done at all, not being able to get away with it.
I asked you to elaborate because the idea that a situation where you could point and shoot at a motherfucker is impossible to be in sounded so retarded on the face of it that I had to know what you would could possibly mean by that.
I had no clue you were talking in a practical self-defense context kek. Still though, thanks for the education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945359
What are your criticisms?

[Anonymous No.]

New thread
>>24945510

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945315
I used to do all of that plus working the yard and moving shit when I lived with my parents. Now I just occasionally help them when they ask me directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945359
cry about it

[Anonymous No.]

who she talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

huff huff did I miss the gayposting? I wanna impregnate the flakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945702
>products
>not really a streamer
>security related
Hot take?
LPL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945702
Riley Reid

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945315
if you do all that for me i'll love and take care of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945702
There was a tea company shilling in her chat a while ago. Maybe them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945663
Oh yeah I do the gardens too but that's only sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945754
>LPL
Ah the Tencent League of Legends Pro League

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945828
i keked

[Anonymous No.]

>>24945560
ah, there was cross-talk then, I brought up Tueller here >>24942287 in relation to how hard it is to brandish and aim a weapon in a stressful, self defense situation, and I was only intended to clarify that even open-carry has severe limitations
if you're a cop open carrying and trying to apprehend a criminal, you already are aiming ideally, that's Tueller's whole thing
even in that situation you still see officers fuck up pretty regularly, which is why they're trained to fire so many times and always go for the widest center, and they get real twitchy about knives since they know there's that room to fuck up - indoors is the worst

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>24946065
bumplimit for this board is like 300 iirc, this thread is already at 552

[Anonymous No.]

>>24946065
bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>24946102
bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>24946102
BUMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938074
>pippa gets her wish
>OFFLINE HOUSE FOR PHASE CONNECT
>Lumi and Lia drag her into the shower for deep cleaning just to make sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>24946136
DONT DIE ON ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>24946102
bump

[Anonymous No.]

BUMP HARDER BROS WE'RE ALMOST BREAKING THROUGH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Pippa bump.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>24946102
how new?
also bump

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