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How does she stream so fucking much?

>> No.24914617

>>24914250
Mental illness

>> No.24914651

>>24914250
Remember her debut stream when the translators couldn't keep up because she never.stopped.talking? She's one of those women who almost physically can't stop yapping. Good quality for a vtuber desu

>> No.24914703
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Number obsession

>> No.24916185

pink dog good

>> No.24916414

>>24914250
She has strong work ethics

>> No.24916464

>>24914250
I just woke up from a dream where Koyori died live on stream and the catalog was filled with screencaps of her model just hanging there at an awkward angle and her face staring lifelessly off into the void. Then I woke up and came to /vt/ hoping that it happened but I was disappointed.

>> No.24916933

>>24914651
Yeah at first I was bewildered, but now I find it cute how she literally cannot fucking shut up to a pathological degree, and as it turns out streaming is an excellent outlet for her motormouth.

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>>24914250
She doesn't even stream the most amongst vtubers in any given week let alone actual streamers. She's just surrounding by weak and lazy bitches, so her work ethic streams impressive by comparison.

>> No.24917622

>>24914250
She has multiple clones of herself. She rotates who is actually streaming.

>> No.24918184

>>24917061
The hero we do not deserve.

>> No.24918249

>>24914250
And why are you complaining?

>> No.24918813
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>>24914250
What the fuck are you talking about? This dumb bitch has barely streamed since she got a boyfriend

>> No.24918959

she's getting close to breaking, after doing that dumb shit of singing for 6 hours after streaming 7 before, she started making weird throat noises sometimes, and during the latest yakuza stream, you can see her literally falling asleep during a couple cutscenes, probably why she took it easy this week

>> No.24919007
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>>24914250
She doesnt take shower, doesnt cook, doesnt have friends, doesnt answer to her family

>> No.24919060

>>24919007
she actually bathes rather frequently for some reason, like twice a day

>> No.24919099

>>24919060
Ok so she even has less time because she bathes twice a day

Does she sleep?

>> No.24919179

>>24919099
her sleep pattern is weird, she sleeps like 4 hours before asakoyo and sometimes goes back to bed after it

>> No.24919246

love mayodog
don't have time to watch even 20% of mayodog streams

>> No.24919569

>>24917061
>Apexcucks
Playing a boring game for 8 hours while only talking about tryhard tactics that get them 8th place isn't streaming. It's cuckoldry for the audience.

>> No.24919795

When does Koyo have sex?

>> No.24919838

>>24914250
She loves me

>> No.24919902

>>24919795
when she's at my place, sorry, that's why there were no streams between tuesday morning and wednesday night

>> No.24919994

>>24914250
Luv streamin’
Have stamina to pull it off

>> No.24920275

>>24914250
Dru- I mean, mad science.

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>>24917061
>amongst

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24920524

>>24917061
>amongst

>> No.24920585

>>24919569
the goalposts are farther than the eye can see

>> No.24920724

Because she doesn't have a bf obviously. That means it's up to you to save her from her own workaholism anon. You can do it.

>> No.24920763

We don’t deserve this coyote. It’s inspirational to see someone putting so much effort into her job. Beyond that she’s super entertaining, her motivation just motivates me to do better myself.
Again, we truly don’t deserve koyorin.

>> No.24920835

>>24914250
I believe she said she simply has nothing better to be doing. If she wasn't streaming she'd just be spinning in her chair or something.

>> No.24920921

>>24920835
We need more girls like this for En. Fuck these life having roommate bitches

>> No.24920992

>>24917061
Does Ars Almal really count when she's just autistically stacking blocks in silence in minecraft half the time?

>> No.24921478

HELLO
I will have sex with her (if I can).

>> No.24921531

>>24920921
This but unironically. "Nerd" girls who are just chicks that quote spongebob and shrek while actually being 'normal' by the disgusting standards of 2022 should fuck off back to soap operas or whatever their kind would have been doing 20 years ago. The invasion of nerdy hobbies by normalfags being ironic weeaboos has ruined everything that was once nice.

>> No.24921590

>>24920724
I'm her bf actually.

>> No.24922024

>>24914250
Is she unironically the only Holo chuuba basically confirmed to not have a bf? It would be impossible to have one with how much she streams, no relationship would survive that.

>> No.24922396

>>24917061
36 is normal hours for a full time job.

>> No.24922425

>>24922024
>>24918813

>> No.24922523

>>24922425
That other anon is joking about Koyori and Nyanners being pink cats anon...Yes we know Koyori isn't a cat.

>> No.24922589

>>24922396
Normal jobs are full of non-work and breaks and fictional working

>> No.24922621

>>24922589
So is streaming.

>> No.24922677

>>24920763
she's a goddess. I wish I could kiss the ground she walks on.

>> No.24922703

>>24922621
No

>> No.24923087

>>24921531
This. Normalfags larping as otakus with anime avatars are a sin and a taint to this subculture overall.

>> No.24923113

She said she only streams to destress

>> No.24923241

>>24917061
3 Apex autists and Ars who just stacks blocks quietly until sunrise. Understandable.

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>>24920992
She found new addictions.

>> No.24923441

>>24921531
Agreed

>> No.24923801

>>24920835
makes sense, is it the same for Lui and Kaela? they pretty much streamed the same amount of hours this month I believe

>> No.24924145

>>24923241
is hajime an apex autist
he also talks more than all of those ppl on stream

>> No.24924907

>>24923801
that's mainly because koyo fell in hours this month, they have her signing the birthday shit + wednesdays are dead days now since it's recording day for shit + she's getting lessons now + the personal reason, which is her going on dates with other holomem, not a joke

>> No.24929128 [DELETED] 

>>24914250
and she still irrelevant

>> No.24929300

>>24921531
This, based.

>> No.24929432

>>24924907
Cringe.

>> No.24929572

>K: What kind of plan are you up to this time?
>H: Nonono! This is pretty serious.. Was wondering if I can actually go out with you... I guess its impossible since we barely met...
>K: Eeeeeh! U serious!? Probably because youve done so many shady projects. What part do you like about me?
>H: Shady projects!? What sort of image do you have of me? Kinda shocking...
>Stuff about how you keep up with your AsaKoyo despite the hardships, how amazing your respect is towards your seniors, and everything about your words and actions being super adorable..
>K: So your game is singing my praises! I really look up to your planning skills! There's so much that I couldn't keep up with myself! I'm happy receiving your kind words and high praises for being a hard worker! There's still lots of things we want to know about each other, lets get along till then!
>H: Being complimented like this makes me super happy!!! Theres lots and lots of stuff we need to know about each other so lets get along plenty from now on!
this is the TL for haachama's and koyo's conversation on discord after haachama sent her the copy-pasta
koyo also said she was genuinely considering it after thinking it was serious, that she "likes girls" and that she doesn't mind getting to know haachama better to somewhere it goes, koyo went to sleep that night giddy....
this girl is precious and I will forever protect her
also, haachama took it too far this time but to be fair to her she probably didn't expect this kind of response

>> No.24929638

>>24929572
>yuricuck headcanon
Obsessed.

>> No.24929744

>>24914250
AUTISM

>> No.24930578

>>24929572
If you are right i sense drama in the bear future. Or their relashionship crashes silently

>> No.24931635

>>24930578
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1529474895230316544
I literally made nothing up, and she talked about it after she was done with her micra stream, it's an hour and 30 minutes long and I don't remember the exact timestamp but I'd say it was somewhere in the first 30 minutes after she started her SC reading

>> No.24931746

>>24916464
And then you teleported behind her and tipped your fedora I assume

>> No.24931923

Why do Councilfags hate Koyori so much? Everyone else loves her save for Councilfags.

>> No.24932209

>>24914250
self-produced crack

>> No.24932216

>>24929572
what you're saying doesn't make any sense considering the info we have about koyori

>> No.24932308

>>24914250
The power of dying eggs releasing energy
she is a hag power generator

>> No.24932367

The only bad part of Koyori is she makes gachikoi feel welcome and ensures that her unicorn fans can trust her that no male interactions will happen.

>> No.24932400

>>24932308
The eggs are inert

>> No.24932602

>>24923113
But she always streams...

>> No.24933022

>>24920835
This is why you guys really need to advocate for more hags. A 35+ year old unmarried woman will legitimately have nothing else going on in their lives, so you know they'll be able to dedicate loads of time to streaming.

>> No.24933149

>>24933022
koyori doesn't fit a certain criteria that you mentioned though. if you know you know.

>> No.24933240

>>24917061
Nijisanji is quantity
Hololive is quality

>> No.24933460

>>24933149
Koyori's red rocket…

>> No.24933467

she's a hag, she knows what it's like to have a real job that sucks
she understands she is extremely lucky to be in the position she is, and she's using it to her full advantage
streaming two times a day is easy cause it's still way easier than a real job
sana should learn

>> No.24933536

>>24933467
>sana
ayame

>> No.24933570

>>24933467
>sana should learn
Sana has a real job retard you should do your research.

>> No.24934916

>>24924145
I will say no, he isn't. He actually plays a variety of things that others usually don't. But for some shit he said in the past caused a lot of viewers to drop him and forget about him.

>> No.24936519

>>24914250
fucked up how her sister in the other company is like the polar opposite in just about every way.

>> No.24936569

>>24914250
Sigma grindset

>> No.24937521

BECOME PINK LAMY

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