Haachama World - 赤井はあと/はあちゃま

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Unmedicated twist edition
Previous: >>24898788
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg
Haachama Dark Web: https://youtube.com/channel/UCHj_mh57PVMXhAUDphUQDFA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaato
Red Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
Infinity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI
Previous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrgy93wsNso

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>>24912664
The stream already ended man

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kino

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Reminder that I want to mating press Haachama today too!

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kino drama
good to see kiyori and miko are willing to go along with a big haachama plan

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when they boom haachama......... HAHAHAHA

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>>24912835
Reminder that I love Haachama today too!

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ASMR onegai

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kino beyond belief, absolutely didn't expect it

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What the fuck is MonkaS I've been seeing it on Haachama's tweet replies

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>Saw zombie
>Was brave enough to just fight enderman before
>Know what's the trap is
>Run straight toward the trap instead
Weak acting chama

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>>24913055
It's monkey ass

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Reminder that some people still say that MC streams are shit.

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>>24912903
Koyori revealed after the explosion that it was a joint project between her and Miko. The date was already planned so Koyori built the trap while Haachama was occupied.

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>>24913138
>retards have retarded takes
Well color me surprised!

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i really hope haachama doesn't actually end up collabing with vshojo subhumans, geniunely might drop her because of this. anyone else feel the same way?
>>24913055
a shitty twitch meme

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Haatonsbros I can't get Luna out of my mind ever since listening to her giggles yesterday. I'm sorry for thinking about other holomems besides chammers. What should I do to make things right

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Couldn't see the stream properly cause I'm at work, did Miko manage to get her elytra or the time ended before that?

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>>24913394
Consume spiders until you thoughts return to chama

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>>24913346
>anyone else feel the same way?
that means you're not a true haaton, just a sad schizo. Please leave. You don't belong here

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>>24913346
she collabed with calli already though?

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>>24913394
She's 0 years old, that's a bit sus

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>>24913445
kek, you missed out big, watch it when you get home.

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>>24913346
>geniunely might drop her because of this
Probably not drop her but I will probably not watch her twitch streams and just stick to her solo streams. Unless she keeps spigging about vshoujo like Mori to Connor than I'll probably drop her

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>>24913346
You've asked this before touristchama. I hope she doesn't collab with them but odds are you don't watch her at all but if you do want to leave then do so instead of bitching all day.

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>>24913055
Some browser extensions add twitch emotes to youtube. You get the afraid looking pepe emote by writing monkaS. But people are fucking retarded and dont realize only those with the extension can see the emote, for everyone else it just shows "monkaS"

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>>24913394
Kinda same...

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>>24913269
Didn't Haachama said to Koyori she want to be pranked?

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>>24913394
Do 10 pushups every time you think of another holomem. When you only think about Chammers some time in the future you will be ripped

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>>24913445
watch the archive, and dont look at the comment

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>>24913346
I can understand where you're coming from but I don't see how it's leeching considering their twitch audience. And it's not like Chammers is avoiding sexual humour so far

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>>24913346
I won't drop her because my love for her far outweighs my hate for vshojo. Although I would be internally seething forever

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>>24913445
better to watch the archive anon

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Koyori is probably the only holo who actually took Haachama's confession seriously, she was talking about it just now. Said that she does "enjoy girls" and that if Haachama is serious they could try to get to know each other first. Also said that she doesn't know about 2 holos dating

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>>24913613
That was probably false info to keep people from blabbing it in Haachama's chat.

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>>24913890
>she doesn't know about 2 holos dating
mikomet btfo
pekomiko btfo
kiareines btfo (cope: maybe she doesnt know about EN)
haawata btfo
okayubi btfo
kanatakson doesnt count :^)

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>>24913992
What? Shouldn't she didn't say that if she doesn't want it to be leaked?

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>>24914091
>mikomet
business friend
>pekomiko
ex-friend
>kiareines
travelling friend
>haawata
fake
>okayubi
twin sister
t. koyori

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>>24914091
shubalunabros...

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1529476223336091648
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1529475590977646592

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>>24914152
No point in telling someone you think planned the prank about said prank.

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If you wanna see what kind of collab cooking you can expect if Chammers ever collabs with Giri, she's live and cooking right now
https://www.twitch.tv/onigirien

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Migochama will be doing the sex tonight

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https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1529474895230316544?t=-NHXWiLZcynDRKGW2pJijQ&s=19
Koyo said she wanted to reply seriously cause she thought chammers was serious kek

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>>24913890
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1529474895230316544
Koyo...

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>>24914484
But collab cooknig requires either one just watching (like luna), or it needs to be off-collab, which I assume is impossible for haachama

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>>24914484
tts is cancer

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>>24913463
>>24913536
I overexaggerated a bit when I said that "I'll drop her", sorry. I just really don't want to see those whores anywhere near my daughterwife.

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>>24914742
Collabs usually either involve a cooking competition, where they just both cook a dish, or something Giri calls "Hand and Brain", where the guest has a recipe they instruct Giri on how to make
>>24914832
On this we can agree

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>>24914553
>>24914607
koyo...wow

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>>24914834
Just wondering what do you hate about it btw? I guess I'm not gachikoi enough to care about that. I just think as long as the stream is enjoyable, then I'll keep watching

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>>24914091
Why are /u/fags like this. You're the reason why NoeFure stopped pushing their ship. It's all acting, retard

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You guys now realize Chama streamed 3 times today.

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>>24915146
I sadly missed one because I as asleep, but it was a glorious day nonetheless

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQJTZTdPvQk

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ASMR doko...

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>>24915070
Noefure are the only real pairing in holo, the rest is kayfabe

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>>24915384
>>24915070
Go back

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>>24915363
Is this the stream where other holos will call?

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>>24915382
ASMRbro...

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>>24915455
Nope. This was supposed to be where she show all the holomens replies. But most of them already show it on twitter, I guess she has another plan

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>>24915455
this is the original project... but she won't give up!! she'll do something else!!
the reverse totsu is on june 1st

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>>24915384
Flare literally admitted on Holotalk that it is not real.

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Is chama successful on reviving minecraft?

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>>24915146
Yeah, not sure what in particular lit a fire in her or maybe she freed up some time, but I don't mind.

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>>24914484
Go back.

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>>24915793
No she didn't

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>>24915011
Haachama is like a daughter to me, and watching her interact with them is like watching her get corrupted by a bad crowd.

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>>24915633
There are some holomen who hasn't show it yet. So, maybe she'll reveal those as well

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1529486069032308736
OH MY GOD SHE SENT IT TO MORI INSTEAD OF INA
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>24915978
She's collabed with Matsuri plenty and been fine. I don't like it either but she's an adult. An adult who's worked online for years and goes to college. Getting worried that she'll be "corrupted" by outside influences is stupid and shows you have 0 belief in her agency or judgement.

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>>24915978
Did you get sad when she collab with Noel or Mel?

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>>24916350
Noel and Mel are sweet girls don't disrespect them.

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1529486069032308736
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1529486994165800960
haachama....

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I kneel to Miko's acting skills
Koyo was great too

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>>24916520
this fucking retard kek

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>>24915793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLDxPNT4mk

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>>24916520
chalmers....bros...is my oshi...you know...

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>>24916520
Copy paste strikes again!

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>>24916520
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1529476820105457665
she even asked for one...

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>>24916789
Chama's copy paste shenanigans have given nothing but hilarity.

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>>24916700
This is literally more than 1 year ago before both her and Noel asked people to chill with the shipping. What you just did is like showing a clip of Kiara talking about how much she "loves" Mori, near 6 months after Mythb debut and say "SEE IT'S REAL"

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>>24916789
this one was posted an hour ago yet faggots here are being concerned about haachama collabing with vshojo, thanks for posting anon

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>>24916520
I don't get how it's possible to do more than once. Does Haachama never proof read herself or even just check if the name she wrote is the same as the discord name she's talking to?

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>>24916167
Yeah, you're probably right. Maybe I'm worrying too much for no reason.

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>>24916447
I agree. It's pretty sweet when they jerk off mic stands with their feet.

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>>24917018
she mistaked someone else for ina? who?
ALSO WHERE IS MY AME SCREEN SHOT, I NEED TO CONTINUE COLLECTING THEM

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>>24917018
She's doing all of these on purpose

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>>24917034
You are. Focus on improving your own life, it'll make you happier.
>>24917058
If you want to shit on mel or Noel go to /jp/ you'll get a better reception.

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>>24916520
>https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1529486994165800960
Mumei didn't have to ask for one, and it was sent to her with her name on it, not Ina...lol I guess there are levels to this

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>>24916350
>>24917058
Kill yourself, fuck off and never come back

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>>24917175
Why do you think I'm shitting on them?

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>>24916904
Cope

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>>24917333
Retard

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>>24916904
>hololive allows awkward lesbians to flirt and become cutesy couples without even having to commit irl
>they are happy and fans are happy and they talk about other couples often
>NOOOOO /u/FAG ITS JUST ACTING YOU ARE THE REASON THEY STOPPED
Where do these obnoxious little shits come from?
>B-BUT THEY ARE NOT AS CLOSE AS BEFORE
Relationships can last or they can slowly fade away, especially for young people. People a few years into marriage all know that passion can't last forever. You would know some of these if you talked to someone other than your mom but you don't.

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>>24916520
she's so confused bless her heart

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Time to catch up on the vods.

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the fact that koyo was unironically considering haachama's confession as something serious...it makes me so fucking hard....

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>>24916164
>haachama calls silvervale ntanners
>haachama calls mori ina
lmao EN vtubers who?

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>>24918322
She could've at least called Koyori ntanners
That I understand

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>>24918405
kek I wonder if some JP, mostly outside hololive, has mistaken the two

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>>24917907
>hololive allows awkward lesbians
Holy mother of brain rotted schizo. There are only a few actual lesbian and none of the ones the original post named are two lesbian dating.

If you choose to believe OkaKoro is real despite Korosan RM having documented relationships with males. There is someone wrong with you. Same for Haawata.

If you want actual lesbians and not yuribaiting go watch Crossick from Nijisanji or something

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1529497181052293120

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>>24918522
chama...

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1529495337580187649
Lmao Mori clapping back

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>>24918468
>none of the ones the original post named are two lesbian dating
I know kson also likes dudes but I think kanata-kson is most likely true. The matched rings, haachama friendzoning kanata even on pranks, when she's friends with both and knows them well...
Other than that miko is a lesbian but she has no real IRL pairing.

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>>24918647
oh and haachama's reply tweet to kanata asking for a confession too: "you're gonna get caught!"
She knows

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>>24918468
Go back

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>>24917564
seethe

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>>24918647
Yeah the Kson one is one that might be possible. And yes Miko is only one 100% confirmed lesbian in Holo.
See, your post is able to distinguish between reality and acting. On the other hand /u/morons trying to make every paring real is so fucking tiring.

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>>24918647
>>24918468
Noefure have said plenty of times that they are dating fr and Noel's roommate had marks near her cleavage after a sleepover with her
other than them i agree, every yuri pair is kayfabe and no one else is an actual lesbian irl except for Kanata, who might be dating kson but who knows, even miko's roommate talked about dick but kanata's roommate was into girls too

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Oh chammers follow the artist for her thumbnail

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>>24918849
You seem really insecure and want everything to be just acting. Why?

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I felt awful watching the end of the stream. Did you guys have to learn to enjoy seeing Chammers get bullied, or is it an innate ability that I just lack? I've been cursed with these feelings my whole life; I can never stand seeing my favorite person/character lose at something, even if they deserve it (or in Haachama's case, enjoy it).
It ends up affecting me even more than times when she was genuinely sad over something. Those moments are obviously more painful, but I'm also much better at coping with them. They're just a part of life. But for some reason seeing someone else get the better of her disturbs me in a way that I can't shake off.

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>>24918849
>And yes Miko is only one 100% confirmed lesbian in Holo.
Anon, I...

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>>24918985
if kanacoco and noefure are the real lesbian pairings, its interesting to note that those were who haachama went to for help, when she was having her hiatus and mental breakdown
hmm...

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https://youtu.be/h-Tts5EBEu0?t=3393
>Haachama: You always say to other girls about Haachama, but you've been getting along with Sui-chan lately! What about that!
>Miko: No, no, no, we've never done anything like that!?
>Haachama: Just because it's business doesn't mean it's acceptable!
>Haachama: I see so much miComet fanart all over the twitter!
>Miko: That's true but...
>Haachama: Isn't it a common thing with youtubers, saying they're just business but they're actually really close behind the scenes?
>Miko: That might be true but w-we're just business nye! I only like girls with big boobs!
>Haachama: So you only care about my body??
Miko just got exposed by Haachama...

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>>24919083
It was fine anon, it was a comedy revenge for all the haachama gf copypasted messages funny how the revengers were the lesbian and the one who took the message seriously

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she went to noefure as well?

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>>24919252
she had dinner with them right? memory is hazy but they ate together

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>>24919146
what's the deal with Suisei and Miko anyway? even other holos ship them, heck chammers liked gay fanart of the 2 too

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>>24919292
Last I remember she talked about having dinner with them was after she already come back

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>>24919146
>Isn't it a common thing with youtubers, saying they're just business but they're actually really close behind the scenes?
w-we just play apex together...

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>oh no this pairing looks fake in my schizophrenic mind
>therefore they're straight and not lesbians!!1
What mental gymnastics is this?

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>>24919331
It's 2 of the most popular holo jp. That's why pekomiko was very popular as well

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>>24919380
Stop being delusional /u/tard.

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Why has the thread gone to shit for the past 3 threads

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>>24919077
I don't care about it being acting or not. When it's not acting: it's cute who cares.
When it's acting: it's cute who cares. It's all good fun.
My problem are the retards that aren't able to make the difference between the two and will die on their hill of "my favourite ship is real Fuck you Fuck you". Also they tend to be obnoxious and make everything about the pairing even when only one talent is involved. It killed the original NoeFure, AmeSame and Takamori (well Mori killed Takomori but they /u/ beggars didn't help). They literally ruin the fun

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>>24919355
maybe I'm remembering wrong and the dinner was after the break, could be. It's been a while.

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>>24919429
Dramatourists attracted by the Twitch stream. They stand out.

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>>24919429
Probably tourists like me who came from the Twitch stream.
We'll probably get bored and leave within the day

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>>24919485
>>24919506
both of you, have sex, now

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>>24919538
you have sex with me

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Go discuss /u/ theories in global or /jp/. This is the Haachama thread.

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I am in /hw/ right? where are all these new image posters coming from?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP_vg8gg5hs

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>>24919460
noefure didn't die, they just stopped interacting that much on stream
idk about amesame but takamori was always fake and forced and that's why it died

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>>24919331
Miko being an actual dyke doesn't want another PekoMiko situation so since the beginning she clarfied things with the whole "business friend"

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>>24919538
I would prefer my oshi, who Haachama followed 3 days before anyone else on Twitch, and your oshi had sex

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>>24919424
Have sex. Your oshi lusts for pussy and anime girls that's why she got into the hobby. She's not saving herself for a mouthbreather in his mom's basement.

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>>24919723
why are you describing yourself ?

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>>24919636
I'm a filthy DD and my oshis are Haachama and Nina (another indie). Our indie oshis collabing or having sex is technically possible. meanwhile I'll have sex with haachama

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Haachama's Cheesy Pepeloni!?

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>>24919460
>My problem are the retards that aren't able to make the difference between the two and will die on their hill of "my favourite ship is real Fuck you Fuck you". Also they tend to be obnoxious and make everything about the pairing even when only one talent is involved. It killed the original NoeFure, AmeSame and Takamori (well Mori killed Takomori but they /u/ beggars didn't help). They literally ruin the fun
Literally never happened. Imagine believing the schizo rant here and thinking those people can in any way infulence the holos' relationships. Oh yeah you're probably just one of the people forcing this narrative here.

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>>24919837
Saotome Nina?

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>>24919628
>noefure didn't die, they just stopped interacting that much on stream
This is what I'm saying. Flare said herself she was acting a certain way with Noel on purpose to catter to NoeFure fans. A way that was very different from how they actually interacted off stream. Now whenever they interact on stream she's more natural and they have moments where Flare will call Noel "gross" or joke about them being "business friends". Which would have never happened before. The old NoeFure died.
>takamori was always fake and forced
90% of parings are forced and fake Anon.Yet do you know the amount of people that actually believed Takamori was real before they ended it? It was insane

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>>24915633
So, it will not be part of her anniversary huh? She said this year's will be the best ever compared to previous years. It makes my expectation so high kek

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Mods please come clean up the offtopic /u/ discussion itt.

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>>24919778
>no u
Are you underage? I'm not the one getting into a yuri centered hobby and hysterically screaming they are all fake because I want to feel secure with my virgin fantasies of being with them.

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>>24919878
>Imagine believing the schizo rant here and thinking those people can in any way infulence the holos' relationships.
Miko literally said pekomiko died because fans shipped them to deranged levels, Kiara also said sth similar, Ame outright told chumkeks to fuck off because they only spammed her chat with gura mentions

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Please tell me I didn't just come home to Haachama having asked for vshojo collabs on Twitch

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>>24919947
well she is doing the reverse totsu on june 1st so she'll probably announce the 3D with it with the many things that come with it, honestly if this is part of the hype then I rate her kek

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>>24919977
if you unironically think every holo "pair" and love confessions and whatever is real then you're most likely underage and with a 45 IQ

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>>24919878
Pretty much what >>24920038 said. Now Fuck off watch streams and do your reps

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>>24920038
Miko just said Pekora didn't like it. If you just don't want to interact there's no point blaming it on her fans, same with Mori. Ame not wanting to be Gura's sidekick is simply bitchy move.

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>>24919942
>Yet do you know the amount of people that actually believed Takamori was real before they ended it? It was insane
anyone that wasn't a retard could see it was fake, maybe real on Kiara's side only and even that is questionable, only people who have never dated anyone eat up all the fake couples

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>>24920144
>hurr durrr you fans are bad im not insecure
>muh shipper boogeyman
lol fuck off. Okakoro didn't get killed by fans. Kanacoco didn't get killed by fans. How retarded do you have to be to believe the shippers killing ships shitposts are real?

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>>24920194
>Ame not wanting to be Gura's sidekick is simply bitchy move.
You can't be more wrong. Firstly it was not being her "sidekick" but she said she doesn't want to be known as "Gura's girlfriend". It was the good move, stopping people that spams "Oh look they're livers" everytime they collab, is the sane way of dealing with that if you're not cumfortable with it. Now they're able to do collabs or just into VC as friends without any issues.

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>>24919940
of course

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I want to have sex with chammers...

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>>24920049
OniGiri is not a member of VShojo though

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>>24920111
>nooo you cant just teetee and have fun it has to be fake evil money grabbing scheme
Go outside and talk to women.

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>>24920422
Miko please, we're trying to discuss shippers.

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>>24920304
it depends on how the streamers handle it, but if you think no ship has died because of shipping cancer you need to do reps

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>>24920422
festival please, we're trying to discuss shippers

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>>24920422
koyori please, we're trying to discuss shippers

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>>24920265
>anyone that wasn't a retard could see it was fake
So what you're saying is that a lot of Vtubers fan are retards?

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>>24920358
Ame and gura stopped collabing for a long time because ame was really insecure about her fame being stolen by gura. This happens to people who grew up poor. muh shippers is such a retarded argument, do you see reine or kiara asking people to tune it down about their vacation?

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>>24919628
>>24919632
>>24919636
>>24919723
>>24919778
>>24919837
>>24919878
>>24919942
>>24919977
>>24920038
>>24920111
>>24920194
>>24920265
>>24920304
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>>24920466
Off topic. Go to another thread like global or hlg to discuss this old as fuck argument. This is Haachama World.

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>>24920593
All me

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>>24920593
based

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>>24920593
This.

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>>24920593
But does Haachama attracted to woman though?

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>>24920422
I want Haachama to slice my belly open, fill it with rocks, and toss me into Tokyo Bay

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>>24919083
Don't worry anon, this whole thing is just scripted. Even chammers' part. Chammers could have doen mutiple things to escape but just played along as its all part of a story arc that leads to her next stream and the upcoming reverse totsu.

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>>24920593
I wasn't arguing though :(

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>>24920466
who the fuck has said that they do it for money you retarded monkey? women flirt and act all lovey dovey with their close friends all the time, and since they are vtubers they play up the closeness for entertainment purposes, the thing here is that them dating is what's fake, not their friendship, heck okakoro are just friends, maybe with benefits at best but not dating , and they flirt and do yuri teasing all the time
noefure and kanacoco are real, now fuck off

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>>24920510
If they can't handle people shipping them then it means they don't want the ship, period. You got it the other way around and tried to blame your shipper boogeyman while the majority of people in ships are fine with it.

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>>24920646
haatons going on /u/ discussion is also scripted. It was haachama's plan behind the plan.
Yes I havent taken my meds.

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So to get back on topic, is chammers a carpet muncher too?

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>>24920646
I mean she already put tasukete and sayonara haachama for her stream since the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>24919083
it really shows in her tone of voice though, she was having the time of her life laughing at the end, and so was I, I can understand how you feel but I think you're deeping it too much, plus most of it was scripted

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>>24920744
I think Chammers would be the kind of girl to try it at least once. Also the kind of girl to get fucked by a stranger just to lose her virginity on a whim

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920663
yo stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920744
She seems to fap to girls... also talked about her ideal bf a few times. So most likely bi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920663
If they say they're dating but they are not, it's called lying. Something fake = lying. That's doing it for money you absolute retarded mouthbreather.

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>>24920726
>haatons
it wasn't a problem yesterday though, all these "discussions" came after the twitch stream.
>>24920744
she definitely appreciates female beauty and the allure of femininity, I think she'd try it for sure but I highly doubt she'd stick with it

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>>24920839
i dont think any holo has said they are lovers irl but noefure, but many of them act like a couple or say that they love each other and so on, when they are just friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920839
>Oh non actors and seiyuus pretend to be characters and play a role. They're lying for money, oh god.
Retard. It's a corporate vtuber's job to pretend to be what she's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920744
Haachama hates love. She's asexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920942
>be the symbol of love, a red heart
>top tier breedable design
>constantly baits relationships
>just kidding the goal is just to make ten million friends

[Anonymous No.]

>Gen 1 eating together
>Haachama got left out

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920942
why was she seething at kronmei then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921087
I will never forgive Matsuri

[Anonymous No.]

She made a playlist for prank stream kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920808
Kill yourself EOP tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921087
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921101
She doesn't want anyone else to have love as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921152
Aki. But doesn't include Mel as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921087
you know what I want? Fubuki-Haachama interactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920744
she is bi-chama

[Anonymous No.]

THE HOLOS ARE NOT LESBIANS
*gets panic attack when a holo uncontrollably lusts after an anime girl*
THEY ARE JUST FORCING IT
*primal fear kicks in when holos casually say something teetee*
IT'S JUST THE /u/ SCHIZOS
*refuses to go on mainstream sites to see how the fans appreciate yuri in fear of a heart attack*
THEY ARE JUST REALLY GOOD FREINDS
*mental gymnastics through sexually suggestive content between holos*
TAKE YOUR MEDS
*parasocial fantasy gets interrupted and stress floods in*

Stop choosing to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921212
well mel has her reasons right now...but chammers...did they go out today? I guess chammers was too busy prepping up the streams and everything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921354
Yeah, it was when she did the dm incident aftermath stream
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1529400864938397702

[Anonymous No.]

Why neither RedHeart or Infinity are on Spotify?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921475
rights fuckery

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921475
what kind of newfg tourist question is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24918468
A lot of "lesbians" are bisexual anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921345
Miko is bisexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921087
I read it as '>Gen 1 hating together'
holy fuck was I confused

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1529513947250192386
Koyo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921984
koyo at least deserves a lunch date now kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24922854
a lunch be like
https://youtu.be/4dp35QSTLD8

[Anonymous No.]

why did Miko and Chammers meet in the studio? did they record sth together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24921984
Haachama should eat her out as an apology

[Anonymous No.]

>>24922989
Holomen meet in the studio often even without them working on the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>K: What kind of plan are you up to this time?
>H: Nonono! This is pretty serious.. Was wondering if I can actually go out with you... I guess its impossible since we barely met...
>K: Eeeeeh! U serious!? Probably because youve done so many shady projects. What part do you like about me?
>H: Shady projects!? What sort of image do you have of me? Kinda shocking...
>Stuff about how you keep up with your AsaKoyo despite the hardships, how amazing your respect is towards your seniors, and everything about your words and actions being super adorable..
>K: So your game is singing my praises! I really look up to your planning skills! There's so much that I couldn't keep up with myself! I'm happy receiving your kind words and high praises for being a hard worker! There's still lots of things we want to know about each other, lets get along till then!
>H: Being complimented like this makes me super happy!!! Theres lots and lots of stuff we need to know about each other so lets get along plenty from now on!
Koyo...

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>>24923750
I think chammers has went too far this time and this might be one of the triggers that will make koyo burn out

[Anonymous No.]

>>24923750
Chammers... She KNOWS what to say to make it believable too, probably she herself didn't think koyo was this serious
Knowing koyo and how hard she works even if I don't watch her, she absolutely loves being recognized for everything that she's done
Chama you owe her a date at least!

[Anonymous No.]

>researches what to say to her hololive coworkers
>refuses to learn who nyanners is

[Anonymous No.]

I think Haachama needs take a meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>24924621
Everyone in vshojo was ntanners for her until recently

[Anonymous No.]

okay but like what if she just doesn't back down
she just keeps asking holomems out on dates, rotating through the weeks and slowly but surely establishing relationships with everyone and it becomes a running joke that akai haato is dating all of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>24925333
I cant believe my daughters a slut maker

[Anonymous No.]

>>24925455
huh so thats why she wants to collab with vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>24925333
anonchama how many members do you think there is? About 25 people have already come out and posted their screenshot, with the ones who haven't posted its easy to assume she's done at least 30, excluding thr homos and there are 51 members, so I highly doubt she can do a second round... Plus this will probably be done by the time her anniversary rolls in anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>24915864
She caught the clock and the owl red handed doing Minecraft ERP in the middle of the night and realized she has to up her dating game.

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>>24925524
thirty people, two-three short dates a week (an entirely reasonable amount) makes ten-fifteen weeks for a full rotation of the group. i'm sure no member would oppose a comical date-roleplay once every three months, and it would make for a fantastic zatsudan topic on-stream.
obviously there's a thousand little objections to raise, but it's definitely not impossible

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>>24925455
given the option to date half the cast, you wouldn't try to do the same? she is in a divinely-gifted position and i wish her only the best in her ventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>24923750
AHHHH KOYO YOU SWEETHEART!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24924621
Good. Fuck Nyanners, fuck vshojo. If she collabs with them I might be forced to think about my future support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24915384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmA2D4xjvLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uutzeNeYVHs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24918985
Anon... most girls are lesbians in the correct situation...

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/RVVUuUGiPBU

[Anonymous No.]

>>24926735
If you actually follow them they're not a couple, they're just two girls filling each other sexual urges when in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24927297
chammers...they all knew she was up to not good but they were still not sure kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24918985
well, now I need to see those marks. You know, for personal research...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24920644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEBK9oS5hk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24924621
pretty based ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>24927297
Everytime I hear "Haachama?" it's like I fall in love again.

[Anonymous No.]

chammers twitch this saturday right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24931455
did she say that herself? or are we basing this on her last mengen?
>>24930463
with danchou or with chammers? kek

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Takanashi_Aki/status/1529558687513182209
>yet she doesn't even follow her on twitter at least
the audacity....it's a literal who but still kek

[Anonymous No.]

bets on what chammers will do for her anniversary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932441
I have to be honest, the last time I watched a 3D stream was haachama's last one last year so I have no idea what to expect in that aspect, however I'm hoping for great thing for her merch, the last set was a bit lackluster with the exception of the card and the mousepad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24930463
CUTE!
>>24932441
I personally don't mind anything, I'm very happy with whatever chammers provides because I know this is the best she could've done with her time and resources, now I might have an opinion that she could've done better but that doesn't change the fact that at that current time she's done her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>24932658
That's me holding her hand btw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/KW7MD8FEWT7lMXx/status/1529444300299194369

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Inappropriate touching with Haachamachama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24913394
I have a confession too, I like her giggles too. And I like to watch her electone streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>24939596
Is she doing the touching or am I?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24938030
Haaton...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24947843
Stupid brat. I'll hit you if you keep making that face at me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24936656
h-haatonbros?!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/LaxyLaxx/status/1529662937593692161/photo/1
Chama...

[Anonymous No.]

I think this one captures the real essence of chammers
https://twitter.com/anyannie_ch/status/1529421563074084870?t=Ld-fYIgYE4GBt3wLrNrixg&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/harusakinodoka/status/1529658514263535617?t=EJZfmK-ig26ceXpwIHXhgA&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama said someone made fun of her, and Miko defended her, there was clip about this.
https://youtu.be/lrgy93wsNso?t=2549
Can someone show me that clip or that stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24954523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-gvUxx3Yo
I believe it's this one. It's the most popular clip and the one that can be gotten from egosearch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24952832
SOVL

[Anonymous No.]

>>24954523
Oh right if you need the translation, this one is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64nbXtRCVEw

[Anonymous No.]

Google translates はあちゃま as Akai Haato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24955187
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24955187
Both less and more accurate than "I'm crazy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24955187
blain... bloken...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98609903
SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>24956254
The eyepatch stays on.

[Anonymous No.]

CHAMA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24956254
Good art, still too dark skinned for my liking since Chama is for BWC only but good art nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>24955187
Brain damage? What is mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24956254
Why is the fact that thr eyepatch is on makes this so much more erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1529769362974208000

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24958999
It's funny they brought her up only to realize they had no idea how to categorize her lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>24958999
Oh this is the premiere thing right? What were they doing?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Login bonus guy is not here today

[Anonymous No.]

starting!!

[Anonymous No.]

Ear raped

[Anonymous No.]

tpainchama...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1529794177512656897
Be like Mago. Learn new language.

[Anonymous No.]

>one hour of chammers seething
I consume.

[Anonymous No.]

Chama time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961473
>wi
MAGO KEK

[Anonymous No.]

SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.]

AIIIIIIIIIIE IT DIED

[Anonymous No.]

Back for me

[Anonymous No.]

aggressive nene...

[Anonymous No.]

What's the profile she's doing about?

[Anonymous No.]

So this is just haachama showing off her apologies for the members? Kek

[Anonymous No.]

She sorting her harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>Sent message to Ayame
>"Read" 2 days ago.
>..............

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961677
Nakirigumi... Kaichou...

[Anonymous No.]

>Actually sent to Matuli
rrat status: destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961677
ayame doesn't even delete her anti comments from her Latest VOD anymore kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961677
Haachama said she only sent message to those she dm recently. And I don't think she dm ayame recently at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>24913053
zombie was not scripted, she was just meant to walk into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961775
But she sent a message to ayame?

[Anonymous No.]

I actually still don't fully understand what she's doing, is she saying who fell for it more than the others?
Or is she rating their reactions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961922
Closer to the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961922
rating it and giving her thoughts about it in general I think
we'll see everyone who replied to her at least I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>24961922
>Or is she rating their reactions?
something like this and future plans

[Anonymous No.]

wonder if she'll show the EN ones

[Anonymous No.]

Kek. Flare actually raise a good point on her stream. No way haachama really said that from her discord, so she know instantly it's a prank

[Anonymous No.]

Who's Haachama's girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

even A-chan...chama this is illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

>even A-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962118
Everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962104
Flare has her LINE?

[Anonymous No.]

Ameria...

[Anonymous No.]

Ame definitely knew something was up kek and went along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962104
She knew haachama for way too long it seems, plus seems like flare has her line of this was her reply... Or probably knows that she wouldn't send something like this on discord
Bottom line is, she knows haachama too well
ALSO AMERIA

[Anonymous No.]

>my field

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf Chammers is into incest now?

[Anonymous No.]

>Uses Gura emote to accept Chammers' confession
Oh no no no GurAmekeks!

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama English getting worst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962254
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>Mumei answer after 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>COLLEDGE GIRL WAR
Whats

[Anonymous No.]

She skipped some JP, will she get back to them later?

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao she remembered the war

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962259
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962340
She categorized it based on their response

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962340
I think she skipped most of the ones who exposed her lol, or maybe she will go back to them since Koyo and Migo's reactions were the funniest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962373
Most of the one she shown was the one already exposed on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>Baelz is all in Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962417
Ah then yeah she will just probably show them last.

[Anonymous No.]

All the EN's reply are after the incident. It doesn't feel genuine at all

[Anonymous No.]

Nice... Boat...

[Anonymous No.]

>no gura
>no Kiara
>no fauna
>no kronii
>no Sana

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962525
I agree, ironically with the exception of mori. The mistake was a great aetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962525
Mori and Ina's reply were funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to see at least one reply where it's "I'm sorry Haachama, I already have a girlfriend" or "I already love someone else."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24918464
Definitely in fan art. It's really hard to tell sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962525
this is why I don't think that management "forced" the girls to post their tweets, it just happens that the stars aligned

[Anonymous No.]

women taking like 1-3 days to reply to your messages is not abnormal right???

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962741
thats what lap is saying kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962762
What? Who the hell said that? Did they didn't watch the takoyaki collab with Luna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962764
Not at all, you should only worry once it reaches the one week mark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962741
This section is for that category

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanta x AZKI
Fuck it I'm gonna report to the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962846
pretty much every shitpost on the catalog in the last few days about this have had people say that this was somehow mandated by management and they wouldn't post this thought them giving the OK

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still surprised with the kanata and azki thing
also, asmr collab purease

[Anonymous No.]

>Sui-chan wa... wa...
Finish the sentence.
Kyou. Mou. Kawaii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962996
Hololive really does have Schrodinger's Management, doesn't it? Either they're useless layabouts who never do any work, or they're relentless micromanagers who don't let the talents do a single thing without pre-approval.

[Anonymous No.]

I really liked that suichan wanted one too, that's really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963088
it's actually kyou mo kawaii, slightly different pronunciation

[Anonymous No.]

>white hearts
>milk bottles
What did Milk Tru- I mean, Noel, mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Chad Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963166
It means I get to watch two blondes get milk from the source from my hiding place in the closet.

[Anonymous No.]

tower....

[Anonymous No.]

Chama... You should have known that won't fucking work on Hoshikawa of all people...

[Anonymous No.]

brutal sara...brutal!!
why did you even send it to hoshikawa of all people you retard? might as well send it to your sister kek

[Anonymous No.]

"my best friend outside of hololive is hoshikawa"
Ren-chan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963321
who's her best friend INSIDE hololive then? I assume kanata

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963355
Wait, i think she said her best friend in all the vtuber community as a whole

[Anonymous No.]

koyo...
MAYO DOG LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Saving miko for the last huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24962764
if they send back a paragraph, it's great sign. they were thinking about you the whole time to write a thoughtful reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963388
the new and upcoming indie vtuber Ren-chan....

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963213
Based voyeurchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963419
Thank you femton

[Anonymous No.]

those were her 10 requests for the orca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963583
no, chloe asked haachama to list ten aspects of her (chloe) that haachama likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963583
>requests
no, her top 10 things she likes about her
chammers was getting rejected left, right and center though kek

[Anonymous No.]

What's with that serious answer lol

[Anonymous No.]

Miko.....

[Anonymous No.]

migo...
also
>instant reply
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure who to root for in the migocyama drama. On one hand chammers is my oshi. On the other hand migo is living out the pain of every haaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying this isn't set up

[Anonymous No.]

What's with the knives? They peaked with AZKi before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24912664
>>24963873
>>24963873
>>24963873
>>24963873
>>24963873
New

[Anonymous No.]

Totsu will be on June 1st on 22 JST

[Anonymous No.]

>>24963853
What did she say about migo?

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA LOVE!