The Girl on a Twitch Stream

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with the girl on the stream
She sparkles like an angel
She smiles just for me

[Anonymous No.]

And though women try to tempt me
They need to understand that I'm a taken man

My heart belongs to another

[Anonymous No.]

I tracked her down and I went to her home
I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone

[Anonymous No.]

>falling in love with a vshoujo orbiter

[Anonymous No.]

She was covered in the entrails of a sheep
which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep

[Anonymous No.]

She was covered in the entrails of a sheep
which she'd sacrificed to the moose god Eikþyr, to wake him from his sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Hooooly shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth

All hail Eikþyr the all powerful

[Anonymous No.]

Haven’t been caught up recently how she’s going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24903780
>>24903653
>>24903636
>>24903586
>>24903573
What if hololive was an anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24903755
Eikthyr is a deer, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24903573
>>24903586
>>24903636
>>24903755
>>24903780
What if Vshojo was an anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24903573
>>24903586
>>24903636
>>24903755
>>24903780
What if Nijisanji was an anime?

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>>24903843
She is having fun with her wives on their streams and giving us crumbs of her own stream, which is the perfect ground to foster my complete fucking insanity.

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God I wish she actually had a cult so that she could fucking use me as a human sacrifice so that sheep need not be harmed.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a disappointingly low amount of porn of her

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>>24905348
You could always try commissioning some art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24903573
>>24903586
>>24903636
>>24903755
>>24903780
>>24905308
>>24905348
>>24905974
autistic retard
actually liking her is like liking a child because she's mentally the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>24907369
but your parents still like you too despite that anon

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>>24907369
holy cope
there's no meds in the world that can fix you bro

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>>24907369
might have to check her out then

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>>24907369
uoh?

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>>24907369
Don't care didn't ask I want to impregnate this deer

[Anonymous No.]

I got the reference, OP.

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>>24914876
I just want to be friends with this wholesome reindeer. I lost so many dorky friends in the war. We went to the same school. The thing everyone knows but doesn't really know about war is that it's the same people you joke around with at school. It's the same people you shoot shit with at the water cooler, at the coffee machine or during lunch break at work. It's the same people you interact with during all of your life, but you are just shooting other people like yourself, and the only reason you got the jump on them was the fact that they were joking about some stupid shit way too loudly.

Then you see the guy constantly making deez nuts jokes blown to fucking pieces. Bam, just like that. No dramatic death like in the movies. It's far more stochastic than in the movies. Just a random fucking explosion and they are holding trying to hold their guts inside their stomach. Then you go back to civilian life and you see a bunch of kids playing with toy guns and making silly jokes and it feels almost fucking surreal. You can't laugh at dark humor, not because it's too much, but because what's actually dark for you is too fucking far even for the edgelords that think they are the first people to learn about death. You start appreciating wholesome fun, because that is the only thing that is unchanged. That's the only thing that remains the same. A silly fucking dad joke is still a dad joke. Ligma is still a ligma.

You start realizing that people think that war being hell is cliche, when in reality they don't understand half of it. You feel dead inside. Like there is no life left. You want to go back to war, because at least brushing with death made you feel alive. Then you watch a fucking stupid moose jam to Rats Birthday Mixtape.

I just want to be happy and watch a silly moose be a goofball. Because a silly goofball is still a goofball. As if nothing had ever changed.

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>>24915868
You ok, man?

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>>24917177
You start missing just chilling in the rain and being soaked and cold and miserable. That thing that used to be a fucking dogshit experience during training. The worst thing you had experienced so far. Then you wait for hours and waiting hours turns to waiting days and you feel bored. Then BAM, shit escalates and you're not sure what's even happening. You hear shots all over and you're just following your training almost like your brain has been turned off, just shooting at nothing. You can't see fucking shit, except the occasional cloud of smoke and muzzle flash. You advance and it's a bunch of dead dudes lying in the general direction your were shooting at.

It feels like it didn't even happen. Then as time goes on, you occasionally see pets eating their former owners, birds pecking the eyes of some dude. If shit hits the fan and nobody dies, you have a laugh at death for a moment. It doesn't even feel real. None of it does. You are soaked in your own sweat for weeks, but your dirty ass is just like having a second skin, almost like it's normal to be soaked in sweat. Sometimes nothing happens for days and your mind goes numb, sometimes you live hell on earth for 5 hours and it's like you're watching a movie through your own eyes and someone else is playing the part of you.

Your return, the normal life feels even less real. You feel like you're naked without your gun. Like you're experiencing something out of a nightmare. You wake up in terror to look for your gun, but you don't even own a gun. But you know you don't even need a gun. You feel like everyone around you is from a different planet. You feel like they are dumbasses complaining about stupid shit. You feel angry, although you know that it's unfair. Almost like you're getting angry at children for being ungrateful little fucks.

You go on tirades out of nowhere on an mongolian basketweaving forum. It just pops up like a feeling. You've learnt to keep it inside. But sometimes, you just want to let loose on the world. You think of your goody-two-shoe friends that never had problems with the law that are in jail. You don't wonder if they ran into this feeling. You know that it's the same for them.

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>>24903917
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>>24903963
Oh fuck, I feel like an idiot, I just got the reference you made. These videos are pretty old by now.

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>>24915868
>>24919401
take meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>24923886
no u