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2466710 No.2466710 [Reply] [Original]

>be you
>mommy’s good boy
>watching a vtuber
>know that she will someday become your perfect virgin girlfriend because you are the only one for her
>someone comments about how they wouldn’t mind if their oshi got a bf, as long as they’re happy
>don’t realise that some people watch vtubers as just streamers, they don’t want them as a girlfriend
>fly into a fit of rage
>whiteheads all burst
>call them a cuck
>grin with yellow teeth as you rub your greasy hands
>today was a good day

Why the fuck do you guys think you have a chance?

>> No.2466749

>>2466710
Fuck off back to /r9k/ you enormous faggot, nobody here cares about your retarded shit

>> No.2466761 [DELETED] 

>>2466710
>40 year old retired pro gamer virgin girlfriend

>> No.2466805

>>2466710
Are you the chumbud from earlier?

>> No.2466809
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2466809

My plan will take several years to execute but everything is progressing smoothly. I will have Watson's hand in marriage.

>> No.2467590

>>2466761
So you're saying there's a chance?

>> No.2469415
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2469415

>alarm rings
>wake up on your gamer chair
>it's time for your favorite couple stream on chaturbate
>you fell asleep fapping to ntr doujins as always
>wipe the smegma off your pubes
>pubes fall off
>open chaturbate and log in
>they're just finished fucking
>cry as you spam chat for encore
>tip 15 times 5 dollars to get noticed
>they start fucking again
>furiously rub your swollen penis with both hands
>nut like never before
>fall asleep out of exhaustion as you enjoy the smell of your solidifying semen
>today was a good day

>> No.2469902

>>2466710
You will never be a woman.
Everyone thinks you are a freak.
When you look at the mirror you can see your broad shoulders.
You can see the 5 o'clock shadow.
You can see your curve-less body.
People may entertain your delusions but behind your back they laugh at you.

>> No.2472592

>>2469415
So are you saying you actually have a chance at getting a vtuber to be your girlfriend?

>> No.2472639

>>2466710
That guy was a cuck OP and we all know it. He said he wanted someone else to help him “support” Gura wtf.

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2472688

>>2466710
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