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24640819 No.24640819 [Reply] [Original]

After watching the both of them for some time, I have come to the realization that Marine is better than Noel in every way. It’s shocking how trite and boring Noel is when you compare her to Marine. It’s obvious that Noel’s tits are the only carrying her. I think Noel needs to follow Marine’s lead if she wants to improve her situation and streaming career.

>> No.24641935

>>24640819
This but unironically. As much as I WANT to like Noel... she's just tits. Even her roommate's asmr is just tits. It's about high time some well-endowed westerners go over to japan and breed in a higher average breast size so we can force these titty women to actually need to know some skills.
Shit talk Marine's general sluttyness and thirst trapping all you want, but you can obviously tell she knows what men want, and she's happy to give it to us, unlike a majority of JP, and most of EN, who are mostly just trend chasers.
Putting it all into perspective, Marine really is the GOAT of pleasing men in this industry. Fuck twitch coomtubers btw.

>> No.24642050

I don't care, post fat tits

>> No.24642217
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24642217

Both are good. Both have their strengths.
But I wish we had pics of Marine's ass and tits.

>> No.24642233

>>24640819
Noel plays the games that I like.

Marine does “just chatting” bullshit and talks about how drunk she is. Her model is top tier but she’s a snoozefest.

>> No.24642742

>>24640819
This but unironically

>> No.24643065

>>24640819
>>24641935
Noel has far better conversational skills and topics of conversation than your boting reddit pirate.
Noel is also a sweetheart while Marine is the bitch of Hololive.

>> No.24643539

>>24643065
Bro I don't even want to have sex with Noel. I will destroy that bitchy pirate pussy.

>> No.24643902
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>>24643539
I accept your concession. Enjoy Marine talking about diaper play.

>> No.24644010

gen3 schizo

>> No.24644326

>>24640819
I like you, Noelschizo. Not because you hate Noel but because you do these bait threads for the fun of it.

>> No.24644653

I wouldnt be surprised if this thread was just 1 (one) person and her (marine schizo is a girl) smartphones

>> No.24644725

>>24643902
I'll have her shower first.

>> No.24645677

>>24640819
>>24641935
>>24642050
>>24642217
>>24642233
>>24642742
>>24643065
>>24643539
>>24643902
>>24644010
>>24644326
>>24644653
>>24644725
Marine has an objectively bigger ass than noel

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>>24644653
Just admit it. The only reason why you watch Noel is due to her model having big breasts. Other than that, she has nothing going for her. She’s boring, a menhera, and no personality when compared to the others. If you remove her big breasts, then she would have nothing going for her. Which should tell how she even got hired by Cover in the first place.

>> No.24647178

>>24645677
We know. That's why I want to see it

>> No.24648296

>>24640819
>be noel
>get tits very young
>live your entire life on extreme easy mode easily getting male attention and resources
>ACKSHULLY I'm an entertainer
>gets vtuber model with massive tits because that's all she's good for even if she only knows it deep down
>continues her PL as a titty streamer on the side because her tits sell themselves
>literally making millions of dollars a year because she's got big tits
I hate women so much it's unreal, and I hate simps even more than that. I hope some crazy retard beats her half to death so she can't do titty streams without showing off all the bruises and cuts

>> No.24648533

>>24648296
Is this the forklift operator or yet another samefag falseflag?

>> No.24648668

>>24648533
Its literally a copy and paste like most posts in this thread. Its just a mentally ill faggot samefagging.

>> No.24648811

>>24648668
I didn't even notice that.

>> No.24649090

>>24640819
Marine is a top tier chuuba along with Korone and Pekora and maybe a few others. It's not really fair to compare her to Noel.

>> No.24649252

>>24648296
>When you start seeing your own larps being reposted
I'm glad to have contributed to board culture I will schizo about another girl next time

>> No.24649357

>>24649252
Your larp wasn't factually incorrect, tho

>> No.24649537

>>24649357
The best larps are the ones where you just start typing and let the story steer itself
I can't even claim responsibility, I was possessed by an Irish-Polish forklift mechanic and he wrote the posts, I was but the vehicle for his words.

>> No.24650856

Probably the hottest thing Ive seen Noel do was bounce up and down during an old 3D stream like she was ridding dick

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24651467

>>24640819
they both make my dick hard
don't care about your problems

>> No.24651979

>>24650856
sauce or gtfo

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