Hololive Global

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[Anonymous No.]

I love Ina!

[Anonymous No.]

I love Reine!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura not attempting to do a HUNK run?

[Anonymous No.]

>10 hours

That's good for one sitting

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri vs Pikamee in a fight for Gura's cunny. Who would win?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura need customer relationship management software?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Have you done your Shallys and Heroine Audition reps today, /hlgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife (Gura)

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura getting strawberry's and whip cream.

For a moment, I thought of Gura covered in strawberry's and whip cream like that one scene from Not Another Teenage Movie.

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[Anonymous No.]

KIARA LOVE!

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>>2461832
>brain stream
What does this even mean?

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[Anonymous No.]

I don't like how Gura leaves her avatar. I also don't like how she refers to it as "her avatar" as well. I know it's autistic to care about this but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

[Sad news] Gura is going to eat all the strawberries and cream, and there will be none left for her pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

all this chrisposting made me realize how similar it is to gurame schizos

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>>2461887
AGAIN? First my oshi feeling not well and now my favorite JP getting sick again.

[Anonymous No.]

Im sorry I had that on my other screen I glanced over and saw "BRB getting strabry cum"

[Anonymous No.]

Gurame RE5 and Calligula RE6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461899
oh nononono chumkeks

[Anonymous No.]

>getting strawbry cum

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S GOT THE GOODS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461834
私もいなが大好き!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461889
Oji-san conquers them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461905
uoh

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>>2461889
Matsuri, and it wouldnt even be close

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape Enma!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>He doesn't want RE5 Co-Op Kino

[Anonymous No.]

No thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461912
Sad news indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461914
Nacho is Gurameschizo prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461849
Do you want Gura to actually die of rage?

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds
https://poal.me/59vcy8

[Anonymous No.]

>CRM

[Anonymous No.]

Gura dipping on us to fuck her black boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S STRAWBERRY CUM UOOOHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461917
Oh no, it's going to rain

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>>2461883
>I think she's fine
It's in their contract with Capcom that they can't stream endings.

>>2461879
Yep. That stream was gone for several days... and that one wasn't even a proper actual ending.

[Anonymous No.]

[Important news]

We now know what it looks like when Gura is surprised/shocked before manually pressing the l2d button for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461937
i have several thoughts, and they are all LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>gura pushing the strawberry and whipped cream seductively between her lips
uoh...

[Anonymous No.]

So did anon enjoy RE2 Remake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461911
ogey spekkio

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

What up, it's your boy Calliope Mori!

[Anonymous No.]

WOOOOO

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>>2461935
I realize now I have never failed that prompt

[Anonymous No.]

>BRB getting strawberry cum

[Anonymous No.]

>canned whipped cream
I hope you guys don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

Gura shut up I still have nightmares about that commercial

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461932
Who the fuck draws this shit when Mio exists?

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>>2461911
>I also don't like how she refers to it as "her avatar" as well.
I don't like when Mori does it either, though at least she worked it into her character and started referring to it as "my human body."

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Wesker

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>>2461935
>New years eve 2019
>Played through the entirety of RE5 with a mate
It's a really good co-op game and a mediocre RE game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461935
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DID I JUST WATCH KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>crm
i read it cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461946
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461942
B-But what if my oshi is a JP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461951
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461935
>COMPLETE
>GLOBAL
>SATURATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461920
Mori would definitely be more receptive of RE6's brand of insane stupidity

[Anonymous No.]

>gura will pick sheva to look at her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461946
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

I love Reine armpits

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't strawberries with cream usually seen as kind of an erotic snack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461905
artists write this down

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>>2461935
>No ending where Wesker wins

worst part of RE5

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461951
This specific frame actually reminds me a lot of Neo-Nene somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>berries and cream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryjpbd4D4bg

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News] Gura referenced the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial

[Anonymous No.]

I use one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PuMwvBjs5g

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>>2461964
I remember failing that shit and just fucking luaghing our asses off for so long at this fucking death.

[Anonymous No.]

You are now imagining a nude Gura with strawberries and whip cream all over her body.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just succ'd us off on stream!

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK FACTS
>SHARK FACTS

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>>2461834
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461953
From the description
>Finishing Leon route, there will be spoilers!
Someone would have told her if it wasn't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck, gooruh

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>>2461935
I always laughed at how ridiculous Wesker became

[Anonymous No.]

Gura railing lines live on stream. Yab and a half

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so cute talking about her girly long nails

[Anonymous No.]

the one and only

[Anonymous No.]

I just came all over Gura's strawberries, sorry about that guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Love hearing this dumb shark being happy

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>cream filled strawberry
how horny is she?

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>>2461986

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chumbuds, your oshi is cute today

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine for a moment if you will... Gura, spraying whipped cream on her flat topless body and placing strawberries for you to lick up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461914
How fucking new?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1381459271716536320

You will watch Noel.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so fucking adorable
I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461914
GURA あなたは血統を運ぶ必要があります!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461935
I'd prefer the Gurame RE6 Leon co-op kino, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is so cute bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461803
>>2461845
Please don't do this. It makes us look stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461935
This is unironically the funniest scene in the entire fucking game. Me and my friend always make sure to fail this one just to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461969
Mori has also gotten better about taking herself off screen when she leaves, unless it's a short trip where she says something about her soul leaving her body.

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT SHE'S SO CUTE EATING

[Anonymous No.]

this is lewd

[Anonymous No.]

God that was cute, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461920
I just want either Gurame RE5 or DR:OTR

[Anonymous No.]

suddenly
horny

[Anonymous No.]

This has been a good weekend, we got 2 gura streams today and we got Risu karaoke yesterday and Gura karaoke the day before that.

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>>2462003
Who, like management?

[Anonymous No.]

when are we getting CHRIS MILK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRlXnmBsEis

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461978
We just accept that we're still second-class citizens in this thread and don't influence the poals.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just did a line of coke on stream....

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>>2462018

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Jesus christ Gura is being too cute right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's mood seems to improve as the stream goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I love clussy!

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t even like whip cream and I want to eat it off Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461967
Anon don't look!

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>>2461941
HUNK mode is not that hard.

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>>2461907
Being there for Kiara when she’s down!
Supporting Kiara in all her endeavors!
Dating Kiara!
Hugging Kiara!
Kissing Kiara!
Having wild, passionate sex with Kiara!
Impregnating Kiara!
Taking responsibility and marrying Kiara!
Living happily ever after with Kiara!

I love Kiara!

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow Im completely hard and aroused. Thanks Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462021
>あなた

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>>2462003
Anon, literally every VOD from a Capcom game since they got perms has had to be pulled when they show the endings.

Even Megaman 2. From the NES.

It's coming down post stream, there's no question. Gura just flat out forgot that this was a restriction they have.

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fuck, she's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

when Gura goes AW YEAH
my dong goes doki doki

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking mesugaki.... uoooohhh

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOHHH

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>>2461902
I've done my "hate myself and contemplate if life is still worth living" reps if that counts for anything

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>>2461914
AMELIA
I NEED YOU TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER AND CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE
I WANT GRANDKIDS, AME, AND THAT BITCH CAT ISN'T GOING TO GET ME ANY
Did you forget Gurameschizos literally started with Chrisposting based off of Nacho-mama

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>nearly 10k people left without seeing this
lmaoing @ their lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461987
It is, along with chocolate sauce. I wonder who she does dessert play with? Can't be J*y right?

[Anonymous No.]

absolutely cute

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>>2461803
I-IS THAT?? UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461911
Would it make you more frustrated if she starts calling it her toon?

[Anonymous No.]

Snorting whipped cream cocaine with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462018
>only a moment

[Anonymous No.]

artists take note

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>>2461986
left is your mom, right is your little sister, and the story ends when you fuck them both at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462019
>1 mill reached VS Order of Shirogane's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461978
Lie

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>>2461935
>Gura drops Ame into the alligators
COLLAB JUST DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461914
>Leon and Claire are in the same game
THEY ARE

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So, YT is now outright removing LIKES and VIEWS, not only the spam viewers
>b-but refresh! it's a fault in the code! they will be back
no, they are not
this stream right now
>2hrrs39min
>83k views
>22k peak live CCV
>10k likes
last read dead 2 before they started cutting likes
>2hr34min
>178k views
>14k peak CCV
>22k likes (at the end of the stream)
https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/Yqb2Fo213Cg
fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461934
based

[Anonymous No.]

why is my oshi like this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462059
based

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>>2461994
>A strawberry isn't a berry.
I have been lied to

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is doing whippits on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>Deadlines
RRATS?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has deadlines coming up
RRRRRRATS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462059
This, but with Haachama for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461978
JPfriends are still ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462018

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>>2462092
I never understood the meme of wanting to turn into Lamy

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura decides to do RE5 co.op I hope she RE4 first so she can get familiar with the way that game controls.

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>>2462086
Nigger how long do you think this has been happening? People were complaining about Kiara and Ina too. It's weirder with Ina because it occurred in a member's stream.

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>>2461953
>It's in their contract with Capcom that they can't stream endings
No it isn't, the entire thing came from a misunderstanding from Oga and his manager where the manager advised him not to stream the ending of capcom games because they are added to content ID and he misunderstood it to mean he can't stream the endings. Look at pekora's re2 run, it's still up.

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>deadlines
huh?

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>>2462019
B-but anon... it's at 4am for me... I need to sleep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462050
She's growing dependent on us.

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she is absolutely not going to fix her sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
gura's views?
cope
kiara's subs?
cope
azki's subs?
cope
noel?
literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462045
There's a lot of benefits for being second-class citizens, anon. Far less schizophrenics, for one.

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>>2462068
Bullshit, THEY ARE posting predates nachoposting.

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I want Gura to go to Japan and bond with her senpais

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SUCKING NIPPLES ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
YOUTUBE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462106

[Anonymous No.]

UOH GURA SUCKING ON NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SUCKING AME'S NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.]

Gura Cute

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

good lord Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>NIPPLE
>I CAN SUCKLE OFF IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462109
that's why I keep posting this shit retard, if it was a one time thing I wouldn't even bother

[Anonymous No.]

>Nipple suckling
GURA UUUOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

SUCKING ON GURA'S NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.]

Gura suckling....

[Anonymous No.]

>its got a nipple on it so i can just suckle on it

[Anonymous No.]

>suckling
>nipples
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461935
Sheva and Jill ryona/death compilation

[Anonymous No.]

Wait..did she actually say nipple? The uoh's havent corrupted my brain right

[Anonymous No.]

n-nipple?

[Anonymous No.]

SUCKLING
OFF
GURA'S
NIPPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462113
>Look at pekora's re2 run, it's still up.
No, it went back up after they edited the ending out; go check the VOD. It was down for several days. Same thing with Ina's MH VOD the other day.

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>>2462113
It could be specific to RE2 only. Ina had to get her VOD altered and she didn't even hit the credits.

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>>2462086
The viewer/like ratio of these chinese girls was fucking with my algorithm. I told Rakesh to remove some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462117
based?

[Anonymous No.]

uoooooooooh nipple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461935
This

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S NIPPLES UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>chocolate smells like chalk
Covid ruined her sense of smell...

[Anonymous No.]

>tiny
>flat
>can't even lift a mini fridge
AAAAAAAA JUST FUCKING IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462068
COME ABOARD AND BRING ALONG
ALL YOUR ARYAN EGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462061
Pekora’s stream where she showed the ending of re2 is still up and unedited. It was unlisted for abit but I think that's just them sorting out the miscommunication

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SUCKLING ON NIPPLES UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
What's even the point of this? Like, are any of these like/view/etc. removals meant to accomplish for youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOH Gura's nipples

[Anonymous No.]

Gura I love when you just say random shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462125
I don't trust Yukimin after that Italian sperg from Wednesday

[Anonymous No.]

You can still love your oshi while admitting their sleep schedule will always be bad!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS SO HORNY SHE HAS TO DO AN ASMR ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

Time to reinstall RE5

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462067
right here Ayamefriend!

[Anonymous No.]

gura's nipples and fallopian tubes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461970
Mio is just furry Enma

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461966
Where else would whipped cream come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462082

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462125
This is true. EN oshi poals are inevitably just used for tribalism anyway and I like them all so I refuse to contribute.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S SUCKLING MY NOZZLE UUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
>Noel, Kiara and AZKi's subs have stopped moving completely
Summin' fucky's going on....

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura always this cute bros

[Anonymous No.]

FREUDIAN SLIP
THEY'RE

[Anonymous No.]

AME MILK

[Anonymous No.]

So the project Gura has been stressing out isn't hololive related? Sad but whatever HER is doing hopefully goes well

[Anonymous No.]

UUUuUOOOOOOHHHH suckle my nipple Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462191
She is pure cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
Why do you think a third party website is accurate if YouTube's count isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462177
There isn't a single EN girl with a good sleep schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura on the front page!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462191
yes

[Anonymous No.]

GURA YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

[Anonymous No.]

Ironically, this is all being said as Lamy is also doing Superchat readings

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462176
>Wednesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462185
Make it. It's two ingredients

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462157
It wasn't edited, the chat is still there. https://youtu.be/Pa1-F-DAJ_c

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461911
since we're complaining about our autism, i don't like how gura treats the male characters she's playing as or watching, contrasted with how she treats female characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462021
>>2462068
>>2461940
I've been here since /hlgg/ started and I barely remember Nachoposting. It must have been brief

[Anonymous No.]

nothin wrong with the nip sip

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is for sure ovulating right now. Women get REALLY horny when they ovulate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461978
then call the poalmaker a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>skin that rabbit
NUTSACKIS DONT LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461945
source?

[Anonymous No.]

sucking on performance enhancing nipples with gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462173
they are focking with their shitty algorithm, literally want to contain it
I did the same numbers on 3 different regular livestreamers on YT, NONE of them get their shit removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462151
Imagine Gura and Ame just letting each other die in cutscenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462177
of course i can. some people just have lots of trouble with it no matter what they do. we should be happy they found a job that won't fire them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Strawberry Cum
Gura What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462177
90% of the girls in Hololive have a shitty sleep schedule. The problem is some people can't function if they don't get enough sleep, and some are fine with only 4-5 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462209
Yes? I spelled it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462157
It wasn't edited. The live chat is still there. It was unlisted for a while tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462212
huh? it's been posted way back on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
Susan is literally seething that a loli is more entertaining than Logan Paul.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS SO CUTE GURA IS SO CUTE GURA IS SO CUTE GURA IS SO CUTE I'M HYP;PERVENTILATING AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462126
THEY ARE was an import from Love Live posters and applied to anyone who had coincidences before Gurame posters started identifying with it. Besides, it wasn't LOVERS before, it was
>HOT AND SWEATY DISCORD SEX AS WE SPEAK
which was very different from before a few people took it seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462122
>thumbnail looks like is kiara on top
d-do i need meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462204
OH NONONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462233
I was implying he was here far, far longer than just Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>open gura stream
>she's eating whip cream and talking about sucking nipples
>keep stream open

[Anonymous No.]

>I found 4chan
GURA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462210
whips and cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462198
What’re you even talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462204
>cloppers
not even once

[Anonymous No.]

>never could find 4 leaf clovers
>I'd just take the 3 leaf and rip one in half so it counts as 4

I MAKE MY OWN LUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462238
nice mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462202
Susanchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has a four leaf clover collection
SHE'S HERE
also explains her luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462249
Ah. I only noticed him first on Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2458706
now that i think about it, gura has never once made a gay joke that i can recall, or paired any male characters together (unlike ame would).

[Anonymous No.]

STRAWBERRY CUM

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like Gura's streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462247
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462219
Her period started yesterday, she can't be ovulating right now, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU GURA I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUNLIGHT IN 2 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-NxKVAa86E
IN FIVE HOURS WE WILL BE BLESSED WITH SOUL NONSTOP

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy partner, this here’s a UNITY thread! Always has been, always will be!

>Does that include Yogiri, Aloe, etc?
Of course! In fact, it’s easier to list who isn’t!

>Offer of Unity does NOT apply to the following: Artia, Civia, Doris, Rosalyn, Spade Echo, their reincarnations, or their fans, ironic or otherwise.

>Tia has been my oshi for a year and-
And you need to fuck off back to whatever pile of shit you crawled out of, traitor.

>That’s pretty cringe, Ikadachi.
Not as cringe as being a traitor sympathizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462219
Anon, I assure you, anons in here are perpetually hornier than Gura has ever been in her entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking brat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462106
You thought it was a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck, Gura. That was mean

[Anonymous No.]

>gura knows I haven't left my house in days

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462096
>>2462099
>>2462114
If she really is organizing a song production on her own, maybe the mixer is giving her a deadline on when she can submit what's needed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462254
Heavy cream and powdered sugar. Actually try making it yourself. It's an order of magnitude better than anything in a can

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462258
I found two 4-leaf clovers in the same day, and fell off my bike and needed 8 stitches in my chin in the same day

fuck clovers

[Anonymous No.]

so it confirms she goes outside, wow she isn't much as a hiki like Ame

[Anonymous No.]

They are lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumkeks your oshi is dissing you again

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's been brattier than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462257
But we're basically their 20's version

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so freaking glad that Ame is able to hang out with her family on Sundays, and will eventually go a trip with them in the summer. It really warms my heart knowing that she's in a better place compared to two years ago, where she contemplated on becoming an EMT. Ame is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461911
Why did this get deleted? Because he included his YouTube name?
>>2462213
How does she treat male characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462176
>Italian

[Anonymous No.]

It has only been 5 months Gura fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462272
Someone was asking for a period tracking anon yesterday, where the fuck were you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
Possibly... It might be to combat those places that sell views. So some of this might look like someone buying views/votes etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462204
People always numberfag about the thread speed when it's dead but being on the frontpage can be nothing but bad.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think...Gura will marry one of her top superchatters one day?

[Anonymous No.]

Time to watch Watame not cart to Zinogre!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462254
Cream, sugar, whisk till stiff peaks. If I can make whipped cream in the middle of the forest while camping you can do it at home. If you have a hand mixer then its even easier.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I thought Gura didn't go outside either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462286
don't even need powdered sugar

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening, I left my house today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462288
we been knew this

[Anonymous No.]

[Ollie News] Membership poll is up. Please choose deep talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462207
Lamy is being lovely and cute, as expected.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462276
>>Tia has been my oshi for a year and-
It's this line that makes me realize that this Ika phoneposter is cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462263
Wait, what happened on Wednesday, I only remember the one that told anglos to fuck off, did another one show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462247
I see the hat clearly, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462270
my oshi is kiara and yes i do enjoy gura streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462285
that seems backwards. he works for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462289
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL LOCK THIS BRAT IN MY BASEMENT AND SHE WILL NEVER SEE SUNLIGHT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

I will smile for Goofy Garfield

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462295
She did a non-masked BBQ today, hopefully she won't catch the rona.

[Anonymous No.]

>Practicing your smiling
I know she's still streaming but that doesn't mean you shouldn't still remember to smile!
https://streamable.com/t971u9

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462282
>>2462131
I'd rather like, Kiss Lamy or receive some motherly treatment, not turn into her myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462295
no I want Super Sunday back you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462288
She goes outside for groceries or mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462288
How else is she going to attend her garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462288
Hey now Ame walks Booba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462287
Are you Irish? If not, then it's the opposite effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462288
t. doesn't watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462304
no, she'll marry me and i haven't superchatted her once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
Isn't they just remove the bots?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462304
Sure anon, go for it!

[Anonymous No.]

It's not the same without supa sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462276
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462290
I like it more when she pretends to bully me, instead of actually doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462258
Based
>>2462287
HAHA WHAT A NERD. YOU'RE LITTERALLY ON THE FOUR LEAFED CLOVER WEBSITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suckling on Gura's nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462319
That guy sperging about "Mutts not having culture" and shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462253
the deadline, as shit Cover is with handling their talents they don't actually constrict them with deadlines or quotas so it couldn't be hololive related right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462313
>>2462288
ESLchama...

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

wake me up when gura announces FNF perms.

[Anonymous No.]

YAB INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462106
lamy got to him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462288
Anon, Ame goes outside everyday. Gura is much more of a hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

Today was a bad day

[Anonymous No.]

>favorite non Hololive vtuber
YAB INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462290
I wish she did it more

[Anonymous No.]

>non-hololive vtuber
YAB NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.]

GURA DONT SAY IT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hmm....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462344
JUST COLLAB JUST DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462343
It's happening to member streams, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking faggots pushing indiefags again..

[Anonymous No.]

THIS ANSWER WILL MAKE OR BREAK GURA FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

Expert dodge incoming

[Anonymous No.]

who's ready for a thread meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

Nice non-answer, smart shork.

[Anonymous No.]

KANA MENTION INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462344

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SAVE US FROM YABS

[Anonymous No.]

holy dodges gura

[Anonymous No.]

>Non holo vtuber
Oh boy, here it comes

[Anonymous No.]

>Even Gura is mentioning non holos now

Collab soon

[Anonymous No.]

STOP STALLING GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Good sidestepping Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Avoiding the question, just dont even read it

[Anonymous No.]

>They think Gura is going to mention a non holo chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

That was a good non answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Pussy footed around that question

[Anonymous No.]

well that's one way to dodge that question

[Anonymous No.]

Avoided

[Anonymous No.]

Dodged

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462258
A nice encapsulation of existentialism. Good stuff brother

[Anonymous No.]

dodged.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice sidestep Gura, well done

[Anonymous No.]

lmao she dodged that like a pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462367
>gave a literal non-answer to avoid answering
kneel you fag

[Anonymous No.]

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>She skipped the question
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Evasion successful

[Anonymous No.]

GENIUS SHORK

[Anonymous No.]

>question dodged
based

[Anonymous No.]

Dodged like a pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462378
No it won't. I don't give a shit if she talks about indies or not.

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD DODGE, BASED GURA

[Anonymous No.]

DODGED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT QUESTION

[Anonymous No.]

Wow that was really a professional dodge

[Anonymous No.]

Nice dodge Gura, bait SC like this trying to clip BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Excellent non answer
She handled that well

[Anonymous No.]

She dodged that one like a fucking pro

[Anonymous No.]

>dodging the question with grace
gura based

[Anonymous No.]

>She didn't answer the question
based

[Anonymous No.]

if Ollie was asked that question, she would go on 20 minute tangent about her favorite indies

[Anonymous No.]

>dodged the question
smart

[Anonymous No.]

>DODGED
YAB AVERTED?

[Anonymous No.]

Based

[Anonymous No.]

DODGED LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

this mesugaki
dodged that question like a pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462373

[Anonymous No.]

There are two types of hololive fans
People who think FAQ is pronounced 'fuck' and
people who think FAQ is pronounced 'fuck you'

[Anonymous No.]

Its pic related she just wont say

[Anonymous No.]

[Unfortunate news]

Gura has not finished 3 Anime in her entire life

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462301
I'm not that anon though he was here yesterday I'm pretty sure

[Anonymous No.]

Nice dodge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462354
Fuck, now there's two of us then

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462361
>>2462363
>>2462367
>>2462370
>>2462371
>>2462378
>>2462381
You guys didn't beleeb.

[Anonymous No.]

FEET
DONUTS SISTER MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462157
Pekora's VODs are fucking pristine, numbnuts. Gura will be fine

[Anonymous No.]

Holy based Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>i really only watch hololive
based

[Anonymous No.]

BASED GURA

[Anonymous No.]

HOLOFAGS

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Gura..

[Anonymous No.]

she's just like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is a holofag
based

[Anonymous No.]

Gura took lessons from Tom Brady.

[Anonymous No.]

CAN THIS SHARK GET ANY MORE BASED?

[Anonymous No.]

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>she's a holofag

Unbelievable...

[Anonymous No.]

>I really only watch Hololive
HOLY FUCK KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

BASED GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Woah, Gura really knows how to tardwrangle chat.

[Anonymous No.]

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

B A S E D

[Anonymous No.]

all vtubers outside hololive btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>only hololive
UNITY

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DIDN'T DODGE

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't watch her kouhais

[Anonymous No.]

Get BTFO indie-faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

BASED! FUCK OFF NON HOLO SHILLERS!!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA JUST GETS EVEN BETTER THE MORE STREAMS I WATCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462202
it's literally the same API retard, it keeps track of the numbers on regular intervals and writes them on a DB
before we were able to keep track of the number of unique viewers on each stream, and >we interpolated those to find their data, now we can't

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU INDIEFAGS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLOLIVE FOREVER

[Anonymous No.]

BASED GRACEFUL DODGE

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doesn't watch whores
BASED BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>FUCK NIGGER INDIES I ONLY WATCH HOLO

Holy shit Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
Why would she?

[Anonymous No.]

Dodged again, LMAOO

[Anonymous No.]

'ate indies, 'ate nijis, luv senpais, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

UNITY

[Anonymous No.]

2 views eternally BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462410
She watch only Hololive please andastandu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462365
Ame goes out mostly to walk the dogs. She doesn't even go to the store for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

U N I T Y

[Anonymous No.]

What question are you guys talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>I watch my senpais and my friends
GURA ISN'T FRIENDS WITH HER SENPAIS, SHE HATES THEM

[Anonymous No.]

she bitched out boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

small brain can dodge

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462486
BTFO again, LMAOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462464
You love to see it. Well done Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
kek

[Anonymous No.]

She only watches hololive! Kizuna Ai and VShojo BTFO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
Come again

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking based fuck off outsiders

[Anonymous No.]

Based Gura not acknowledging leeches and vthots.

[Anonymous No.]

NIJICHADS WE LOST

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462482
Anon my knees have been broken since the first time she sang Ride on Time

[Anonymous No.]

Kana bros...

[Anonymous No.]

I want all of the doubters to kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
apologize

[Anonymous No.]

For me it's Tsugu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
NAKED DOGEZA NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462483
I ACTUALLY KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>DODGED?? YOU THINK I DODGED???
>FINE. YOU WANT THE TRUTH? THE TRUTH IS I DON'T FUCKING WATCH ANY FUCKING, FILTHY INDIES.
Gura, the indies don't deserve that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
kneel

[Anonymous No.]

God she is so based

[Anonymous No.]

OH NONONONO MAKING FUN OF MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
Kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462458
Be careful, she might become Florida Shark if she follows his path.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura? More like Based Bethany, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
say what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>I watch my senpais and I watch my friends
That's the answer of a true warrior!

[Anonymous No.]

>DOUBLE DODGED
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462190
What? Then how is Noel going to do your endurance stream to 1 million? Is she going I sing for 4 hours and the subscription won’t even increase for even 1k? How sad will she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462498
That's on you

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone buying that answer
Go on, ask her literally any fucking basic hololive question.

Hell, ask her what happened in Ame's last public stream.

[Anonymous No.]

lol, she's not based for dodging the question. why even read it at all? gura needs a backbone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462322
Don't know how song production work so I just assumed hiring 3rd party was contractual, or something like a rent-a-guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462298
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is straight lying to her chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462376
I'm sure Youtube won't refuse money from bots. They just take their right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462494
someone asked who her favorite non hololive vtuber is, then she said she doesn't watch anyone outside of hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462515
Go away Kana

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462431
>sus!
haha amogus

[Anonymous No.]

gura, thank you so much for not doing a 3 am guerrilla stream

[Anonymous No.]

gura watches only hololive and forsen(for minecraft speedrun tips)

[Anonymous No.]

WHORES DENIED

GURA IS NOW MY OSHI

[Anonymous No.]

DO IT GURA
DO YOUR 3AM GEURILLAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462516
She was on a reality TV show before.

[Anonymous No.]

and thus every indie looking up to Gura heart's were crushed based

[Anonymous No.]

Don't dox yourseld Gura....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462494
Gura's favorite non-hololive vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472
Kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>I watch my senpais and my friends
You can read this as ALSO having non-holo friends who she watches. But it's a nice way to filter retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>Favorite indie?
>Well, there's this one indie, I don't know if you know her. Her name is Koopa.
You know it's true. Take ONE look at Koopa's model.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's chat mad she didn't talk about other vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>we could have had a guerilla Gura stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
>>2462540
>Retards hoping for some yab answer btfo
kek

[Anonymous No.]

ChumCherds... What do I get from the tier 2 membership?

[Anonymous No.]

>3am streams

I'll never sleep Gura.......

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi is too based

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is gonna fucking ruin the sleep schedule that I've finally started to fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462507
>and my friends
You don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Gura the ultimate tribalist
DEATH TO NIJIN*GGERS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura my fucking sleep reps... onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462472

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462538
it's possible that they both have deadlines set by cover, but it doesn't sound like cover does much more than help them find incompetent production staff.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a true dedicated team player, she only bats for her fellow hololive girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462536
Because her favorite non-holo is Fairy Ichika but she's embarrassed to say it.

[Anonymous No.]

Expect gorilla Oblivion in about 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462518
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is literally here

[Anonymous No.]

KNEEL FAGGOTS, GURA IS /OURGIRL/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
cope retard

[Anonymous No.]

I wasn't watching, how did Gura dodge the favorite non-holo question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462566
it costs more

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462516
She committed suicide, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's fallopian tube

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462496
I'll be more worried about her bullshitting if she called people she could barely communicate with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462565
>being lied to is being btfo
as expected from people who still type "kek" in 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never cuddle with Gura to help her fall asleep
I FUCKING HATE THIS, I HATE HAVING TO LIVE THIS EXISTENCE WHERE I CAN'T COMFORT HER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462566
Nothing. It's for supporting her more.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK NIJINIGGERS
FUCK VSLUTS
FUCK INDIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
are you living in september? she has mentioned lots of stream

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Gura is making me believe she might guerilla. I don't know what I can trust anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
dyrbi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462561
>What abo-
>Feet
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462541
Why would someone bother botting a member stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
UOOOOHHH ANON COPING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
doubt

but she'll be back tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
Better not be that far away

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU BENJAMIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462581
>Fairy Ichika
Supreme taste.

[Anonymous No.]

I ship Xander with this random female baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462566
Permission to save this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>puyo
puyo

[Anonymous No.]

PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
She's talked about other Hololive's streams before, though. She does watch them.

Of course, she doesn't watch every single Hololive stream, because no one does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462590
>I don't watch indie scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
Sorry your epic SC got btfo, twice.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice to see again how much Gura loves hololive, makes me proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
>lied
Provide the evidence she's lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462432
It depends on the situation, when she says FAQ and nothing else it's "fuck you" but if she says motherFAQer then it's "fuck"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
DYRBI?

[Anonymous No.]

Live now

>Lamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pMXJA02pA
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAA
MY WIFE'S IN LABOORRR
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462492
She rarely goes to store, judging by how she complained about having to go out and buy a new capture card for her switch. Seems she just orders everything via delivery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462605
gura gets stronger every day

[Anonymous No.]

My audio cut out while she was answering the vtuber question, I hope one of you fags is saving this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462587
>>2462592
>>2462613
So you guys think just outright talking out of her ass like that is "based"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462534
sorry rrat, nothing to eat today

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cute. She has a kind soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>Birth of their first child
>watches vtubers
This doesn't check

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462638
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462442
Fuck that shit, she should have said sugita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462632
The source is from the voices in his head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462600
I guess I'm doing it after KNEELING this hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame will announce guerilla stream as soon as Gura ends her stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462566
a more fair price for the content you'll get, because honestly $5 is too low

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should masturbate to help her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
good lord please no i missed the last one because it was at 2am my time I dont need to miss another at the same or later time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
Holy shit man you need meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
>w-why did my epic supa get btfo... it was supposed to make everyone seethe
COPE

[Anonymous No.]

>RoosterTeeth meme username
Why are these people still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462536
It's based because now faggots won't ask it again, and if they do, she can just answer in a "we've been over this" way.

[Anonymous No.]

>in an alternate timeline, she answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462650
>he doesn't know about the KFP who watches kiara with his wife and son

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462545
OH GOD IM GONNA HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura and Ame sleeps for 8 hours for the first time in months the second they have a sleepover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462566
nothing, Mori is the only one that likes the tier system

[Anonymous No.]

A MAN?!

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, if you start this hobby with Hololive,
And you watch both EN + some JP and ID,
Unless you're a saviorfag,
Or you found someone you REALLY like,
You literally have no time left for non-Hololive Vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462661
She's lying. The reason she's up so late is because she can't stop masturbating to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462650
anon they fuck to gura made love to gura had a child to gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
I'll be waiting for your proof that she does otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462648
She's real sweet desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462343
bots are harder to detect later after the stream is over, not easier. stop believing youtube's obvious lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462638
Roboco...

[Anonymous No.]

>another man's shoes
>sniff sniff
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462578
That's why I was thinking maybe it was a roommate project instead. But that would seem equally odd since paranoid Gura keeps talking about it on-stream

[Anonymous No.]

>piano man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E79TCF-mj5Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462541
even supposing they are bots, why remove them from member streams? they literally don't show in public metrics, like SC, ask deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462648
And she also knows to not take shit. She's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura watch Robot Chicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
I'll superchat a kneel if it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462636
wait that's not a bad thing though

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura got the coof

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462671
Marine's sister...

[Anonymous No.]

Laugh at the vshoujo and nijitards itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462669
They are the shambling corpses of RWBYfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462671
would make the thread meltdown but also acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462580
honestly though, even if she did have a favorite outer-chuuba, this was the best decision.
a single namedrop could have absurd consequences if she is into any indies, and others would get upset thinking she's showing favoritism.
she gave the best response to what was essentially a trap question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
>THERE'S NO WAY SHE ONLY WATCHES HOLOLIVE! SHE'S A LYING WHORE!
take your fucking meds retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't make be beleeb in guerrillas goobles. I can't stay awake until 5 am for nothing again...

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Gura lived in Canada...only for the small chance I can possibly bump into her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462629
ina does

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462682
After taking 500mg of caffeine through her iced tea...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a coomer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462677
that would make my heart hurt out of sweetness, if they felt safe with each other...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462638
>Roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1KLgdqO90

>Watame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE12VJeIH40

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462540
she's a smart girl who knows what would happen if she chose a favorite. would stir up drama within the community and she doesn't want another vtuber to get cocky because the world's biggest chuuba recommended them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which holo will not be able to endure being in hololive so long and will want to find a boyfriend soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462471
She did, before she talked about watching kizuna ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
Noted Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462677
proper physical exhaustion will do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462669
Hey, Red vs Blue was cool in like 2006

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462678
WTF is this artwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462276
Sorry ikafag, Tia is my oshi now and forever, and I'm still pro UNITY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462716
Fuck off canuck
>>>/qb/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462638
What happened here? You missed two, 35p.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462381
what was the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462683
>he doesn't watch cute JP indies

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462690
>>2462702
it's the crm retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
>she didn't give you the answer you wanted
>she's lying!!
I just feel bad for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462723
Mori

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck gura feels like a long lost twin

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462644
Sorry anon! Maybe next time you'll get your perfect clip!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462536

You sound mad she didn't give you ammo to shit up the threads. I'm on to you, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462713
she watches 3DPD males instead, that make you feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462732
Kill yourself chink

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462716
where is that fucking rake button when i need it

[Anonymous No.]

>gura's based as fuck answer to the non-hololive question
KIARA YOU BTFO'D THE TRANNY SHARK WHY CAN'T YOU IGNORE THE VWHORES???
ah well, i'll just cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462716
I should have raked you when I had the chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462735
Favorite non-Holo Vtuber. She answered senpais, friends, kouhais.

[Anonymous No.]

is youtube shitting itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462695
The better question is who would bother paying chinks to bot a member stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I don't think

[Anonymous No.]

is gura a groomer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462733
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462702
She had it last year retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462749
I also watch Steve what about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462720
Look at chumbuds, are they coomers?
Fanbases are just like their oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462598
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
I believe you now, this shit had over 10k likes, did a screenshot to post it here, had 9.8k likes, and just before posting, now she has 9.7k, it keeps going down

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462744
That you would fuck

[Anonymous No.]

So what was the verbatim, word for word answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462723
None since they all have boyfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>like a 4 year old
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462723
Cover already thought about this potential problem so they hired me to fix it. I have sex and go on dates with every girl in Hololive in order to ensure they are all sexually fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462669
No idea, but I'm willing to give RT a chance as long as they don't kill my favorite character.

[Anonymous No.]

Live now

>Watame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE12VJeIH40
>Roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1KLgdqO90
>Lamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pMXJA02pA
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462749
Bro I'm gonna let you in on a secret. She even interacts with male staff. when she goes shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462761
She's constantly grooming her friends and fans into being footfags

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HATES DEMON SLAYER

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462761
You bet

[Anonymous No.]

>I ask very stupid questions during movies
every fucking woman does this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462671
>Imagine the amount of Gura punching bag art that would spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462724
Exactly, if she says anyone the next thing that comes is COLLAB COLLAB COLLAB, and then it becomes a whole management thing while people keep pushing it, and we most likely end up in another Mori situation.

[Anonymous No.]

I never thought Lamy would be into MH this hard, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462768

[Anonymous No.]

>9.6k likes now
WHAT THE FUCK YOUTUBE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462716
Theres always Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462731
I just try to pretend it doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462765
Chumbuds like to fantasize about being pissed on by Gura, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
>spam viewers
there is no such thing as "spam viewers". it's a meaningless phrase calculated to deceive. youtube are lying and anyone who believes anything they say about their broken metrics is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds pretty good desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462749
yeah, she and every other mentally 15 year old watches pewdiepie, a swede married to an italian. I feel so threatened by him anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura´s monstruosity of spaguetti
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>4 year old
CARLCHAMA!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462780
>Apex and MHR
Are you ready to add Roblox to that list a month from now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462734
I forgot to scroll up

[Anonymous No.]

GARLIC SPAGHETTI BREAD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462683
Pikamee sometimes streams at legit dead hours so I'll watch her a bit, and Iron Mouse sometimes streams at dead EN hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462792
She's Japanese, what did you expect

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS GONNA DEVELOP DIABETES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

oh no another dating question and i don't have enough google play balance to derail it with a non sequitur akasupa this time

[Anonymous No.]

SHE IS ALSO RIPPING ON THE SPAGHETTI AUTIST!

[Anonymous No.]

>more 'advice' from gura
oh christ here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

Great more "How to date for social retards" advice from Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

why are people asking Gura for date questions? She's a fucking social autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462786
They are interesting... creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462794
>those weird-ass fuck bumps
YT really manipulated the viewer count, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462768
>>2462794
woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
Damn that looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462813
Why do everyone assume its Americans? That shit is UK as fuck

UK, Saudi Arabia and all of it's neighboring shitholes are way fatter than america

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
SON OF A BITCH THE GARLIC BREAD BETTER NOT GET SOGGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462583
I'll superchat $13.37 if it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462780
>Monhun
>Apex
>Monhun
Thanks migopi

[Anonymous No.]

>just be normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462837
they want to ask social autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462786
Built for producing half elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462782
Why does she do it

[Anonymous No.]

She has no fucking clue how to answer this question

[Anonymous No.]

STOP BEING A FUCKING WEIRDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462786
I am going to breed elves out of existence with my cock

[Anonymous No.]

feet mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462612
To make it seems she has more members.

[Anonymous No.]

Another thread ruined by retarded chumbuds. I wish all of them just fuck off to their containment thread so we can have a comfy thread

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people ask Gura for relationship advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462853
She's a sadist

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS WHAT GURA LAUGHED AT
FOR FUCKS SAKE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462794
The likes being removed are coming from the viewers that are being removed, I guess

https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/0gcg-ixObSU

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462751
Because Keffiy is a whore and took vshoujo shekels, now Kiara can't ignore them since one of them has the same papa

[Anonymous No.]

SHES TALKING ABOUT AME

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
damn that actually looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>Hav confidence.
>Be normal.
>Be chill.
>Stand up straight.
>Smile
>Already be good friends with her first.
Got it. Wait.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462807
baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
Looks delicious

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S MIND IS FULL OF AME AT THIS VERY MOMENT

[Anonymous No.]

gura is JUST LIKE ME holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>somebody
chumkeks explain

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS GAY HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED AMEEEEEE ASK HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Now THIS is friendzoning.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurame bros

[Anonymous No.]

SHE WOULD BEFRIEND A GIRL BEFORE ASKING HER OUT
SHE IS FRIENDS WITH AME
THEY'RE

[Anonymous No.]

The girl who I confessed my love to in highschool said the same thing, Gura.............

[Anonymous No.]

>I

[Anonymous No.]

>already be friends

That's like needing a job to get hired for a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462813
The Nihonjin have Sobapan.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's a friendzoner

[Anonymous No.]

>lmao, before dating start grooming her first
Gura, you can't say that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462864
Fuck I also laughed

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a fucking virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura goes for the friendship first for dating

Not sure if she's hopeful and based or stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura....... Ame......

[Anonymous No.]

You don't ask the fish how to get fish.

You ask the fisherman.

[Anonymous No.]

>JUST BE FRIENDS YKNOW
t-thanks gooruh

[Anonymous No.]

Who is Gura thinking of right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>be friends with her first
Yep, she doesn't know shit about dating

[Anonymous No.]

>Be friends first
Gura, stop giving people terrible advice

[Anonymous No.]

ame.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
Holy shit that's just carbs, but one half might not be so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>asking a woman how to ask a woman out on a date
tell me youre a virgin without telling me youre a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462813
the nips have something similar

[Anonymous No.]

When will a Holo sing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462837
People asked Anya about relationship advice. Anons are desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462879
Cute lesbian shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
>carbs on top of carbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462794
Chumcherds, we got cocky

Shark really is reclining

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462860
That's retarded. The member metrics aren't even publicly visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462803
I remember a while back I was in the passenger seat with my cat on my lap for a 4 hour drive or so when my mom and me were moving to a new apartment. Anyway, to make a long story short, the cat pissed all over me maybe an hour in and I had to sit in cat piss for the entire rest of the drive, and then when we got to the other end I had to move a lot of furniture until I was dead tired and just plopped down to sleep. Then the next day I was driving around with my mom somewhere and that cat piss smell that had been sitting in my same clothes I hadn't changed from the day before crept up on me, suddenly nauseating and overpowering and I had to wait until we got back home to finally take a shower and change.

[Anonymous No.]

I see... you just need to be friends first

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462173
Why should some silly Japanese anime girls get more viewers and subscribers than actual hollywood actors and washington politicians?

t. Susan W.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw friends with a girl I have no interest in
>randomly fall desperately in love with her
>LIFE: RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462768
Can YouTube be sued for this? If they are removing view that mean YouTuber are making less since their income is based on view. Can this be a case of YouTube removing views to cut down on how much they have to pay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462861
Why so mad Deadbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura went on dates before
OH NO NO NO CHUMKEKS

[Anonymous No.]

Please no one listen to this advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462803
yes. i want gura pee

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462837
I love hearing her answers. This shit is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462837
Finding out how to groom Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462896
>>2462887
I've only dated girls I've been friends with first. It makes the relationship much better.

[Anonymous No.]

omg what a cute little ball of anxiety i want to help her aaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

WHY THE FUCK IS GURA TALKING ABOUT HER PAST DATES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Lol Gura. None of this would have saved me. She literally ghosted me after saying yes.

[Anonymous No.]

This turned into Gura coping with her soclal autism

[Anonymous No.]

I CANT GET HER ROOMMATE OUT OF MY HEAD

[Anonymous No.]

gura went on dates

[Anonymous No.]

>If Gura was to date a girl it would have to be a friend.
Ame's back on the menu boys!

[Anonymous No.]

Wow I think this is genuinely the worst dating advice any member of hololive has ever given.

EVEN -MOONA- HAS GIVEN BETTER DATING ADVICE

[Anonymous No.]

>Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
>carbohydrates on carbohydrates

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just skip these questions, it's become obvious you don't know anything about dating.

[Anonymous No.]

jesas gura, your spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus. Gura is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is telling us what kind of first date she'd like to go on... Chumbuds...

[Anonymous No.]

Which one would you date first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462897
J . . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462929
It doesn't count since they were girls

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura won't go on a date with someone unless they are friends first
>Gura and Ame are friends
Yep, their fuckin' alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462948
fuck you.
superchat is cringe but is also extremely based for invoking this gura rant

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that Gura science'd PEE to kill a monster plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462864
What a Chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462915
Did Anya recommend ritual suicide by disembowelment?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA HAS NEVER DATED
I HAVE A CHANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462887
So like actual real life then

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462929
>When I was hanging out with *** on our first date
Gura?!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Gura misspell "cum" on her overlay?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura actually giving good advice
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462943
you think she went 9000 years without having one

[Anonymous No.]

Asking the girl I barely know from work out on a hiking trip into the wilderness together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462895
I mean... If those rrats were true it was physically impossible for her to have sex with those guys

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ Gura please keep your spaghetti in your pockets

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462929
Are you listening? She clearly hasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura went on dates...

[Anonymous No.]

horny shark gets distracted

[Anonymous No.]

Gooruh....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462929
hearing her answers, I seriously doubt that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462925
such is life in /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462748
I'm an American. But China is based, Hecatia is based, America is gay, and Hololive is based. Every proposition in this post is true.

[Anonymous No.]

you wanna go for a hike so no one can find your body?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get hot and sweaty with gura on a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462086
Here's my narrative, Youtube it's trying it's best to subtly keep VTubers' numbers down to avoid getting weird looks from advertising companies and suits, especially since old fucks might think the chuubas are meant for children, they want to avoid another mess like the one they had when Indians were spamming creepy videos for children while breaking copyright left and right

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462929
It's funny because she was very subtle about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>GETTING HOT AND SWEATY WITH GURA
UOOOHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Invite them over to play some games
>Amelia talking about doing an Off-Collab with Amelia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

My fucking sides Gura
This is gold

[Anonymous No.]

The adrenaline thing is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462973
>>>>>>>good

[Anonymous No.]

this erogaki

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462927
You'd have to prove the views are real, which only youtube could do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462897
Reine?

[Anonymous No.]

>ey, girl, wanna come with me to the middle of nowhere where no one can hear you scream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462895
she is telling her chat about dates shes had right now. there are no female virgins older than 15

[Anonymous No.]

Hiking with Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462973
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462975
>rrats
>true

[Anonymous No.]

>WANNA HAVE A LAN PARTY?
>YA LIKE JAZZ?

[Anonymous No.]

But gura, all of my female friends are in relationships, what do I do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462929
zoomers don't date

[Anonymous No.]

just be urself

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fucking Christ Gura is /fit/ trapped inside a shark girls body

[Anonymous No.]

>lan party
>implying games support local connection anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462974
GURA MY DATE JUST GOT MAULED BY A BEAR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>discord

[Anonymous No.]

OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

woman have no idea what they want

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's ideal date Lan Party
>Ame teases an off collab game

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a reason to continue living as a 28-year-old virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462868
Bullshit, Ame and Gura ignore their "sisters"

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>do you have her on discord
AHHH THE RRATS

[Anonymous No.]

>discord
Gura really is a groomer

[Anonymous No.]

Gura currently cucking 10k people talking about her dating experiences and what she likes and dislikes about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462908
This kind of people disgust me. Gura gives the most female response to this question...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is incredibly autistic Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura talking about swede guy
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

Her pocket is an eternal void of endless spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>discord

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck does she still have 19k views for superchat reading? did my view count glitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462973
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>LAN party
lmao this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>Ayo gurl wanna go alone to the mountain to get hot and sweaty with me alone wink wink
That would never work unless you are like an 8/10 or were already going out

[Anonymous No.]

Do people really think being friend's first is bad? Wouldn't a relationship outside of that be very shallow and only based on sex appeal? Not surprised most marriages end in divorce if this how people think.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura this is fucking terrible advice, you're going to get your viewers into trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

All that's left for her to say is give them a bowl of eggs

[Anonymous No.]

she's still trying to salvage an answer. Flustered shark is cute

[Anonymous No.]

I thought most JPs were playing Rise because most of them are MH veterans due to how big the game is in Japan, but nah, it’s actually just the big new thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just groom her on discord
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>LAN party

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is Gura talking about? Why would I have a random girl on discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462751
She could have just said Pikamee like Ina did.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys all have phones right?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura awkwardly trying to give romantic advice. So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2459333
Are you still here? Do you feel embarrassed? Did you think that just because you didn't get any (You)s, it meant no one had noticed? Well, everyone's laughing at you now. You must feel so ashamed to have been so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, guys, you DO have a Discord don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>You're friends with her on discord right? Then ask her for discord sex
Holy shit Gura

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I suddenly dont think I'll ever believe any boyfriend rrat about Gura ever again.

What the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463041
Based Gura creating rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
live to get 1 million (You)s on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
You could be a 29 year old virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463036
yes.
She's around 8k around now for me

[Anonymous No.]

gura is cute

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, MY FUCKING SIDES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
I'm almost 32 and am a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463052
based

[Anonymous No.]

>Halo CE date
based

[Anonymous No.]

>make sure there's food

[Anonymous No.]

I have never been on a date, and I've never even been friends with a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463036
She doesn't. She has 8.2K right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
sex is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462994
The only thing missin is you as my guest
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west...

Why don'tcha come visit
There's room in my nest
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west

[Anonymous No.]

lan party with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463049
I dont even use discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463052
based

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura & Ame collab next week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463045
Well it is selling amazingly well so it'd be dumb not to jump on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463039
literally the only thing wrong with it is that it doesn't work on women

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462919
It is. Do you really think Youtube can distinguish members & the public? Once you get flagged as bot, your view & like didn't count, everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
You could get some sloppy toppy at 29

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura will only date you if you can beat her 1v1 BRs only on Halo 2 Lockout over LAN

[Anonymous No.]

I guess it's as good a time as any to re-post this:
>that time Suisei actually gave a serious answer (in a member stream) regarding how to date a Holo

[Anonymous No.]

>Would you like to come over and watch the cartoon woman on the screen that I pay exorbitant amounts of money to on a weekly basis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463041
obvious the first step is to not be a fat ugly bastard before asking a girl to go hiking with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463055
thats a big ass aoreola

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
at least become a wizard before you off yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's competing with Mori for top dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463041
Or, you know, if you're already friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463036
Perhaps? Mine has her at ~8200

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463058
Reminder that people are convinced this fucking autist ever has or ever will be in a relationship. Holy shit this has to be the most autistic thing I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463043
She said herself to take everything she said and throw it in the garbage
Only a fool would take any of this advice seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>just groom her on discord

[Anonymous No.]

autism

[Anonymous No.]

why are people pushing this, god it's so cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
you get your wizard powers at 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463010
Network through them to other females.

[Anonymous No.]

>9000 year old virgin shark

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck yeah! Going on a Counter Strike 1.6 LAN party date with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463004
nigger, the most she's said is that she get's nervous talking to people while eating.

[Anonymous No.]

she's going to bang her head on the wall after the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462910
Good old yakisoba pan

[Anonymous No.]

>discord
Yeah Gura I'm gonna throw your advice out the window. Any girl I'll meet irl probably won't have a discord and any girl I'll meet online I probably won't meet irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE

[Anonymous No.]

Women don't know what women want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462990
The real reason is that VTubers on Youtube are mostly from Japan, so they can't use them to inject their SJW agendas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Spite

[Anonymous No.]

You guys DO have a discord right?
How else will gura be able to DM you for a lan party date?

[Anonymous No.]

Dan...

[Anonymous No.]

i hate that my doxfagging about gura's discord led to so much shitposting about shit that Gura probably doesn't even do even if it's all true LDRs are not fucking relevant in real dating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462985
You mean Chinese American? If you like China so much, move over there then you can use vpn to access YouTube like you always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just groom her on Discord
Gura please this is terrible advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463039
you're right anon, and it's sad to see. they're afraid of ruining a friendship by taking it to the next step and think you need to just chat up some random hottie in a bar you probably have nothing in common with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463093
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463018
Me and my fellow elderly balding fat married friends actually threw one a few years ago for old times' sake. We mostly played old games but the newer online-only ones worked fine with 5 of us on the same Internet connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463108
They like to hear about her past romantic experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462896
Wait, what? Isn't that the first step? Why would I date someone I don't know anything about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463093
I will fuck her up. Aint nobody gonna out BR me

[Anonymous No.]

>(((game journalist)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462910
>>2462821
>Soggy bread
>Cutting spaguetti
Cos'è questa aberrazione?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
i'm 40 now and i stopped thinking about it in my early 30s. you will too.

[Anonymous No.]

Some Mexican dude is gonna set Mexico on fire again during his hiking date practice...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not watching Gura right now, but from what I can gather here, she's simultaniously talking about sucking 37 dicks in a row while also spilling her spaghetti and desperately pretending to know what dates are
Which quantum state is the real one here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463058
>he ever believed a bf rrat
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

funny that gura mentioned inviting your date to watch vtubers because i was literally called a pedo and dropped by a girl for trying to explain this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Why kill yourself when you only need to wait two more years to attain wizardhood?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would people dip out during a Gura superchat reading? This is where the cute personal stories coming out

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
you stop caring after 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463111
Grandmage...

[Anonymous No.]

stop streaming over 4 hours Gura
you were the holoEN Ayame,
it was said that you would destroy the JP stream addiction not join them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463049
Just play DbD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463116
You better believe she's not gonna get any sleep tonight between the sugar rush and whatever the fuck the last 5 minutes were

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.gameindustrycareerguide.com/how-to-become-a-video-game-journalist/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463108
this is gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463108
Most likely trying to push something yab out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463052
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Sex is pretty fun anon.
No rush, but do try it sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463058
This is the most femcel thing I've ever heard like holy shit, god I'm laughing so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

gura kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's first and only date was at a restaurant
>Literally split spaghetti everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463039
[Sad news] Most women that want to "just be friends" aren't actually interested in being your friend either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462781
She interacts with my male staff, if you know what I mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463123
holy fuck this is some gay /vpol/ Zoomer shit

[Anonymous No.]

All video game journalists are failed actual journalists

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello this is cover corp, can you please send a PS5 to one of the most subbed vtubers in the world?
Its that fucking easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463136
chumbuds are cucks? Good to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463125
My friends won't stop sending me pictures of guys kissing alongside HER video about kissing your homies. I don't know if it's a sign or if I need better friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463093
I'll whoop her ass in 2, see me in 3 for swords too

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463162
That fucking face

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462860
you don't only have to pay for the bots but also membership for each bot, lets say a thousand or even a few hundreds it quickly adds up how do you justify that expense? for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463157
She still haven't streamed not even 20 hours this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462821
for me its spaghetti tacos

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463093
I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Try being a 32 year old virgin, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463090
You still haven't answered why someone would pay a bot farm to join a member stream where metrics are not visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463144
I am 200% convinced Gura has never dated or been on a date after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463049
anon.. it's the only way she could think of that girls talk to guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463058
Women dont need to be socially competent for men to be interested in dating them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463113
Now I want to see THAT lan party photo but redrawn with one of the ENs hanging from the duct tape hammock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Don't worry bro. I was one until I was 25. I wasn't seeking it either, just met the right person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
You dodged a bullet thanks to vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463058
any serious relationships sure, but you gotta be in delusional tier to really think she has had zero experience in school

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463108
It's funny watching her drop spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463094
rereading this just makes me like Suityan more

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
Dumbass
Women don´t like competition, specially when They can´t win n

[Anonymous No.]

(you) are a virgin that will never go on a date with a woman. and so am I

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463039
bah gawd i hate mah wife and bah gawd that's how it's gotta be i reckon, none my chums like their wives neither.
should just settle down with a nice rifle in them there woods, you feel me, pardner?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura still thinks e-dating counts
This is just fucking sad to be honest...

[Anonymous No.]

>she proclaims, with "strawbry crm" on the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462999
not even YT knows how to do it, the only ones that more or less could do it are the Bilibili niggers, because they ask literally for pictures, credit card info, where do yo live and facial recognition scans and to a lesser extent Twitch, with the Amazon database

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
Better off without her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463026
To be fair, I don't think Gura even knows she has sisters, and Ame's don't speak english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
You guys who are really hung up on it should really just hire an escort and get it out of the way. It's really not worth the mental anguish you put yourself through. Stop pretending that your first fuck has to be some amazing magical thing. Most of them won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463192
This looks like something flips will make

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463111
those memes weren't lying about virginity making you immortal anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am
philosophy bros?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463175
>Spilt spaghetti everywhere
>Ran away before her date could respond
>Never returned her calls and spent the next 3 weeks curled in a ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463198
>Just bee yourself bro.
>You are a 10/10 ubermensch right?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, she really knows how to distract everyone. The retarded non-holo SC will now be buried between all the things this dumb shork has said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463108
It's cringe kino. She spilled her spaghetti everywhere and she's a super dork.
I love her even more now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463094
>your best shot would be hoping for a miracle
haha... ha...

[Anonymous No.]

>"oh and the most important thing guys.. please.. date within your race"
holy fucking shit this shark is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462786
Hololive needs more and more of them.
JP gen 6 and EN2 should be all elves of varying types. Dark elves, high elves, ashen elves, mage elves, wood elves, Hololive will benefit from them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>writing fan fics? ew
This shark is incredibly based

[Anonymous No.]

Reine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463110
Tried that, they said all their friends are in relationships as well. Basically the answer was "no"
I recently ostracized myself from my entire friendgroup so its not like I have that option anymore anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck gura feels like a long lost twin

[Anonymous No.]

>Writing fanfics? Ew.
Reine...

[Anonymous No.]

So I guess all chumbuds are just groomers in the making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463098
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>Writing fanfics?
>Ew
FANFICFAGS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Reinebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463094
Rushia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463184
This website has rotted your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw the Discord thing worked for two of my friends
This is the second time I've accidentally made two people end up in a relationship, I need to find a way to use these powers on myself

[Anonymous No.]

fanfics aren't about self-insertion...

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't Ame write a fanfic or am I thinking of someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463127
Doxfagging in the first place, unless to infiltrate and sabotage doxxcords, means you deserve a bullet to the head.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will never read your Gurame fanfiction... Why live...

[Anonymous No.]

shitting on Reine

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
Fuck her, if she doesn't get it, her loss

[Anonymous No.]

Reine.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463181
>he forgot Sony owns Nijisanji
why the fuck would they help

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463144
Gura definitely never went on a real physical date...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463218
>implying that's bad
Blissful ignorance >>>> Knowing love and getting dumped and never having it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
I'm a 37 year old virgin.
You just stop caring after awhile, can't miss what you never had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463226
that sounds gross since flip spaghetti is always disgustingly sweet for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463210
>zero experience in school
speak for yourself faggot
I'm as date-able as a rock

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hates Reine!

[Anonymous No.]

Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463254
No thats Reine.

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY BASED GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463098
That's the skin pressed up against glass(plastic) effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463198
She was talking about her dating fantasies at first then it devolved into her experience in online dating. It was... something else

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is being cringe

[Anonymous No.]

what gura is saying right now is the funniest shit i've heard this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024

You can still find a nice girl that will be into you and be into the fact that she will be your first once you tell her you're a virgin but you're not pathetic about it. I speak from experience, I was a 23 year old virgin and my ex was REALLY into that fact, she loved it. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463218
I seriously hope none of you guys have had girlfriends/sex. I don't want to share a thread with whores.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA BTFO CRINGEFAGS

[Anonymous No.]

fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
I mean, just like how you don't introduce Dark Souls to someone new to video games, you gotta ease them in.
Mori is a good example actually. Just dismiss the boobas as "yeah yeah management made her do that" (which is true) and shows her rapping. Works great for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463159
Hayai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463093
She's fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>now she's mocking roleplayers
What the fuck Gura? What do you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Anon if you are this desperate just hire a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463218
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463159
That was fast...

[Anonymous No.]

This feels very targeted.

[Anonymous No.]

>23 year old virgin
Alright lads, how do I escape my fate? I don't care much about it right now but it'd feel bad to hit 30's without doing it at least once

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST VIRGIN IN ALL OF HOLOLIVE, PROBABLY ALL OF 4CHAN, WHEN ARE YOU FAGGOTS GONNA KNEEL?
AND SHE JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE BASED HOLY FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463245
they're the groomed

[Anonymous No.]

please stop making fun of gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463254
She used to read fanfics probably still does.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has insulted fanfiction
REPEAT
Gura has insulted fanfiction
It's MikoMari yab all over again, except no week break, and no apology, and no controversy

[Anonymous No.]

>BELLY BUTTON DEEP


UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
>i was literally called a pedo and dropped by a girl for trying to explain this shit
lmao you fucking autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463198
She had to have been on at least 1. Unless she looks like a literal ghoul theres zero chance she hasnt if for no other reason then free food at a nice resturant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
Did she walk in on you or did you try to explain it unprompted?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go Belly Button deep in this?

[Anonymous No.]

BELLY BUTTON DEEP IN GURA
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, it's obvious. fanfic writers are the worst enemy of other fanfic writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463254
yes, and a bl one

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S BELLY BUTTON UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463237
She hated Leon/Ada, I wouldnt even be surprised if this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
There's a non-zero chance that full-dive VR will be developed in our lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.]

DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? - Gar Gumball

[Anonymous No.]

Every woman in my state under 30 is a single mother and/or drug addict, also I live in a rural area small town. How am I supposed to get a gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm belly button deep in this
JESAS GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
ah you're heading right into the part where it hurts the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463289
>STILL doesn't know Gura's a nihilist
Anon she doesn't even make it subtle

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/2rdcrw
http://poal.me/2rdcrw
http://poal.me/2rdcrw

[Anonymous No.]

I feel offended by gura's comment

[Anonymous No.]

GOING BELLY BUTTON DEEP INTO GURA

[Anonymous No.]

FEET MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463254
Ame is into gay Team Fortress 2 fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463245
No, chumbuds are being groomed themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463295
Gura is literally just /fit/ the person. She literally does the same shit as them with preparing for social situations. This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was calling out one of the Twitch GTA RPers. Take your pick on who

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463225
>>2463062
>>2463069
>>2463142
>>2463196
>>2463265
you anons are making me feel better for being a 21 year old virgin, now how the fuck do I avoid the fate of being an old man virgin on this site?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe the unicorns actually fucking won for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463245
we're being groomed so we can groom our own autistic farmer shark wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463245
Gura just groomed a 8000 chumbuds into groomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
I remember asking this exact same question in /int/ in 2011. Now I'm 34.
Sorry bro you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

how are fanfics any worse than doujins

[Anonymous No.]

God, she's like a slightly more well-adjusted Tomoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463096
God, if I ever get a girlfriend (which sadly could be soon), it'll be fucking tough to explain my "spending habits"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
leave now and never look back

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cunnysseur, yet she will never dare to mention her kinfolk. Don't know how to feel about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463344
Probably the guy with 100k+ viewers every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463328
move somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
If you make it to 30 and have a good income youll be fucking a new 20 year old every week

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463336
t. GTA roleplayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463357
Quality of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463254
she reads fanfic

reine makes her viewers write her fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463333
Damn.. Chumbuds have it rough... Is that why they lust for children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
So you can lose your virginity (and also because your life is inherently valuable and you can still make a meaningful impact on others and the world irrespective of your sex life.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463296
>oji-sans think they're hot shit while being led on a leash by their loli mistress
That's the reality of chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463181
>forgetting that nijisanji is sleeping with sony
anon come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463358
Slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463218
Sheepbro!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463210
>tfw in and out of different public schools for all of my life due to medical reasons and left with
zero social skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463197
It is visible, just not for the public. I think the removal is tied to like/dislike numbers. So it seems the bots give like to the stream, which later gets detected & removed along with the view.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's spilling so much spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463304
because this time no one can claim they were specifically targeted, or that their copyright was infringed. at least not in a way that cover would care about

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
If all you're looking for is physical intimacy just use Tinder or something like that, take some nice pictures of yourself (one selfie max) and put your hobbies down, and your height if you're over six foot because women get hot over being picked up apparently.
But sex isn't really worth it without love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
block this site

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true anons? Are vtubers cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
I'm going to be a 28 year old virgin in a couple months, I've long since stopped caring

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Life doesn't actually change all that much once you've lost your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Non-virginity is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
holy shit lol if she's that closed-minded she would have made your life hell anyway

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice to know Gura has thick skin and can handle stuff like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463039
Anon, Women who tell you they just want to be your friend actually don´t care about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463344
xQc

[Anonymous No.]

DISMANTLEING THIN-SKINNED FAGGOTS WHO ARE ASHAMED BUT DON'T WANT TO FEEL SHAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463127
Maybe I'm a boomer but LDRs imply that they actually are intimiate. What Gura did wasn't LDR, it was online dating, which is even more irrelevant than LDR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463321
She never wrote them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
REJECT INCEL, EMBRACE VOLCEL
I'm 26 and I don't feel a shred of shame or embarrassment from never sticking my dick in a women. you know why? because I've yet to meet a women that deserves my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463360
[Devastating News] Anon might get a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>just put up with it bro lol
kinda based gura ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Leave and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Save up money and go to Japan. Soaplands and escorts are not that expensive and its a decent fuck for all you know. Just be warned for some fucking reason they actually do think the JAV wailing screams are a turn on for men so you'll hear a ton of that. Besides that sex is just a rhythm game that you play with your body so get your stamina up and get that jap pussy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463401
>>2463407
I missed the question. I was thinking about going belly button deep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
You can become evil and try to destroy the world or something.
Like homebrew a disease and spread it through public transport or airports. Lab equipment is cheap you don't really need highend stuff and theoretical information is available.
You can spread false information that hearts people. Like fake medical practices.
You also can be a giant asshole, go on social media and tell people with terminal illnesses some terrible things. You can also target children for additional points.
Shit that sounds fun actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Go out and be social, anon. If you don't have a job, then go get one. Interact with the people there. If you go to Uni, then join a club. Have confidence in yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463343
>/fit/
Gura confirmed gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

she's seriously going to die of cringe asking why the fuck she said all the things she's saying rn

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PLAYING GTA ROLEPLAY, HUH GURA? WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
the die is already cast

[Anonymous No.]

An actual good answer or rant for once Gura. I love you

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, don't tempt people to dig up your old pony role play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463240
Welp there goes any chances of her landing a collab with Reine.

Kiara also burnt her goodwill recently by loudly proclaiming that READING IS FOR FAGGOTS (paraphrased) at least twice in the past week or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>Life is too short to care about what other people think

Okay, Gura gave a real advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463333
christ pls be a larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463384
Women don't need social skills like you anon, they can be twice as autistic as Gura and still get boyfriends, they're the ones getting approached, it doesn't require anything on their part

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463377
UOHH
I want doujin of this right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463401
Pretty sure the HER days helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463361
>>2463367
>>2463393
>>2463419
>how do I avoid being a virgin on this website
>don't be on this website
So you're just telling him to be a virgin somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463191
Please learn how to properly use double negatives, ESLchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463310
basically
>date with a girl from work
>she's talking about netflix shit, something about the british royal family idk
>"what kind of stuff do you watch anon?"
>livestreams of people playing video games i guess
>she doesn't get it
>oh but they're animated, kind of like anime, and they do other stuff they're really talented
>fast forward a bit
>i'm showing her a gura karaoke clip (sunday morning)
>i try to contain it but can't help cry a little, she gets mega weirded out
>"that looks like a little kid dude"
>fast forward a bit more
>i'm explaining what cunny is
>she's using the p word in earshot of loads of people in a cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
26 year old virgin here. I don't care so much for the sex, I just want a nice and cute wife that likes to do what I like. But they are always taken
Think about if sex is all you really want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463396
this reminded of something. Does anyone have that Polka sex soundpost or streamable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Leave, do your reps, talk to people in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Don't listen to the other anons, I've used 4chan since I was 14, still lost my virginity 4 years ago when I was 18. All you need is a good personality and/or good looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463396
Anime was considered a fucking sin to mankind 10 years ago. It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Acquire wealth, disregard bitches, at least until you are 40, then look for a girls with daddy issues to mold to your tastes. That's my plan at least dunno if it's gonna work though but it gets me through

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
I remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Gura just told 8000+ impressionable men the worst and most autistic dating advice ever
>>2463426
That was already obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
What >>2463361 said. This site will just further alienate you from normals that would have otherwise fucked you. Just get a socially acceptable hobby like gambling and fuck a whore and vegas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
YOU ARE CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
>i was literally called a pedo
Probably didn't help when you explained what UOOOHHH posting was and where it came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
you can still learn to lucid dream and capitalize on that 1/3rd of your life on average you spend unconscious having mind-blowing dream sex and/or waking up because you got too excited the moment you get lucidity for the 17th time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463389
this anon speaks the truth probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463350
At this point I want her to find real friends that aren't disembodied voices so she's less depressed all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Sex is literally not worth the time and energy, the best thing I got out of having sex was realizing that and never looking back

[Anonymous No.]

Why Reine not do a readalong of some Pochi manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463443

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463119
J*y...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463462
FUCK YOU TOO ANONYMOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463421
It was about not worrying about what people call cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
Hire a prostitute and/or stop coming to this site

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463410
Yeah, I mean a strictly online relationship, not a 1700s romance with your lover who went to the new world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463358
she's the middle ground between Yuri and Tomoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
>21 yo
you're too young son. go outside, leave this place at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463459
she's just protecting her revenue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
Based

[Anonymous No.]

REDI WHIP MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463440

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463344
Sykunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463437
she's been dropping a bunch of truth bombs tonight and i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
ANON IS CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doing whippits on stream
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463119
J... Swede...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463376
I was in a coma when I was 14 and I only woke up when I turned 18, I'm 22 now but I feel like I'm still 14

[Anonymous No.]

Is this cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
you stop caring eventually. Sex isn't worth killing yourself over
I wish I had an emotional connection with someone though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463434
Wasn't she like 12 or some shit how is that comparable

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm explaining what cunny is
Why would you EVER do this?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is doing whip-its on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463396
Yeah, but I don't take life so seriously

[Anonymous No.]

Shes here....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463189
Considering there're people that will drop aka SC at almost every stream, & growing mis?information about membership gives more to your oshi, & your oshi never responds to SC anyway. Yes, I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463385
Yes but WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY MONEY TO BOT A MEMBER STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AS LONG AS YOU ARE DOING IT IN A HEALTHY MANNER AND YOU AREN'T DOING HARM TO THOSE WHO KNOW YOU, FUCK THE WORLD, JUST HAVE FUN AND DO WHAT YOU ENJOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
this has to be made up

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
Apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463360
It's none of your girlfriend's business what you spend your money on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm explaining what cunny is
No way this is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463442
It definitely did

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
i was gonna let's go but honestly that's just fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i'm explaining what cunny is
You crack me up, little buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
i... anon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm almost 24 and still a virgin, how do you guys avoid sex talks so other people don't know?

[Anonymous No.]

Sex is fun.
Don't stress about it. Don't get depressed if you haven't gotten to do it.
But, it's fun. Do try it sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463347
If you're worrying about it, you're already doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463440

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>use pedo words to explain that you're a pedo
>be shocked when you're called a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
get me on the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
I remember when you posted this last time but now I'm starting to worry you were serious

[Anonymous No.]

Don't actually listen to the advice of a bratty shark internet persona anon.

[Anonymous No.]

BONGS BTFO YET AGAIN, YOUR FOOD SUUUUUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
Stop fucking concerning yourself with sex and think about the fact that you're 28 and haven't found LOVE. We're all getting older and we've yet to find a female or even a fucking homo that sees something worth loving in us. You probably thought you'd be a dad at this point, but no, here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

she's eating kitkats now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463454
I keep my powerlevel in regards to anime highly concealed. I talk about vtubers with coworkers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463039
you lose sex appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463373
I'm 30 and have $500k in stocks and bitcoin saved up and am a virgin, don't listen to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
Just don't talk to other people. Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Blogposting virgins deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>fast forward a bit more
>>i'm explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
Jesus Christ anon. What was it like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
Neat. Do you see a therapist or psych doc to help with that shit or are you just a literal manchild now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't a woman giving you terrible life advice in a call while spraying whipped cream on herself and licking it up just phone sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463459
She pulled a 200iq move by cultivating her future audience of autistic incels as they will all get rejected with that advice and come back to her to cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
You get to become a wizard if you make it a bit longer.
But for real, I dunno. I haven't felt loved or the embrace of a woman in 4 years since my wife left me. Only reason I haven't killed myself is I don't want to give her the satisfaction.
Vtubers have helped numb the loneliness a tiny bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>fast forward a bit more
>i'm explaining what cunny is
I hope this is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
another story to post to /hlg/!

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
Gura caused this.
Also, put me in le ebin screencap

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463510
>pay member fee for the bot
>pay chink bot farm to run the bot
>add 100 likes to member stream that no one can see
>??????
>??????

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
Shit man, hope you're recovering alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
literally nobody i know talks about sex in the slightest outside my occasional ramblings about some strange hentai fetish i deep-dived during our totally heterosexual sleepovers at 3:00PM

[Anonymous No.]

>soft dox

Really, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
i look them directly in the eye and i say "no". it's more uncomfortable and disorienting for them than it is for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463510
The same reason people send empty aka. TO MAKE HER FEELS GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING HER FAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i try to contain it but can't help cry a little
Found the problem

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i'm explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
Why are you in a situation where you can be talked to by people faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>they tricked her into saying "sami"
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463530

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
Kek I love this pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
https://streamable.com/2z4t7m

[Anonymous No.]

Doxbud prime...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463482
bad news old man I'm far from the youngest person in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463559
gura wa tensai desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i'm explaining what cunny is
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463559
>Gura
>200iq move
Hahaha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS SHE SAYING IT WORD FOR WORD?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't get enough you's last time so I'm posting this again

Roboco is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463558
>I'm having phonesex with Gurra
Seeya cherds!

[Anonymous No.]

It's honestly impressive how many HERfags are still in her chat. Her chat just fucking ERUPTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463574
>samii

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463558
None of us is a virgin any longer. Rejoice, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463574
>HERshit to doxxshit
goddammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm showing her a gura karaoke clip (sunday morning)
>>i try to contain it but can't help cry a little
>>fast forward a bit more
>>i'm explaining what cunny is
HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO JUST SAY
>"it's a streamer"
HOW FUCKING HARD WOULD THAT'VE BEEN
GOD DAMNIT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, THESE GIRLS EXPLICITLY WANT YOU TO FIND SOMEONE AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT GET ATTACHED TO THEM TO THAT POINT?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU DID EXACTLY WHAT GURA DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
shit, dude. That's rough, but if it makes you feel better, I'm 27 and I still feel like I'm 17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463098
well now I can't unsee it you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
Stop coming to /vt/ for one, and just use dating sites if you're already out of college, since Chatting up randos at work wont do you much good, and there are more success stories off dating Sites than youd think

[Anonymous No.]

>plural words again
AME GET DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

she knows everything about GTAV RP
she prob. plays in it
she's a twitch regular, and proven to watch Forsen and xQc, some of the biggest streamers that recently played
she's avoiding it for obvious reasons
all the "ask her on discord" advice comes from experience

[Anonymous No.]

mold mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i'm explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463555
Sucks but it's not as terrible as you'd think
>>2463556
Kinda?? I had some therapy for a while and had to my GDE but I'm "mature" I guess now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i'm explaining what cunny is
Um... based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
shouldve recorded it you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i'm explaining what cunny is
100% your fault

[Anonymous No.]

Pro tip, use chop sticks to eat things like doritos or cheese puffs if you dont want dust on your fingers so you dont get that shit on your mouse keyboard or controllers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463603
They unironically don't understand why she can't talk about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463294
I can't tell you how I met my wife because she'll find the post and make fun of me for it, but basically I just did something really stupid and embarrassing in public and got approached immediately.

Be yourself to a fault and you'll push away the wrong ones and draw in the right ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
SHARK CUNNY DOESN'T WANT YOU WITH ANY OTHER WOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
Wait I remember this pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING WASH YOUR DISHES GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
Fuuuuuuck

I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>mold mention

[Anonymous No.]

you faggots this is what would happen once Gura let HER take over more, these faggots would start pushing the soft doxxes more

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463574
hey, nothing different from that Todd being her father meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>im explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463558
Hah, if you put it that way...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463480
Very controversial but I'd say even online friends don't count. Despite what most zoomers think, playing a game with a guy for 6 hours a day still doesn't beat having a cold one with the boys, eating pizza

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
>how do you guys avoid sex talks so other people don't know?

By not caring or just playing along in the conversation, which with the internet is super easy these days. Regular people aren't going to question your sex life if you lie about sex things you know from online unless your just sperg out some crazy non-normal shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463603
>her chat
Look at the thread we're posting in, do you want me to make an ALL ME post about how many HERfags just posted?

[Anonymous No.]

How long do you let your dishes rot for chopsticks to get moldy Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
I don't think anyone is actually this autistic, but it's still fucking funny to consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463428
Wasn’t she making a point on the faggot that said vtubers are cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>i try to contain it but can't help cry a little, she gets mega weirded out
i understand you better than she ever will

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm explaining what cunny is
holy fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463580
People send empty aka to see the chat and her react. Gura ain't never going to react to numbers on a member stream. In fact except for autists on this site going through past stream numbers Youtube would have gotten away with it completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463439
found the robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461834
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463385
There are no bots you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
Easy, just avoid other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463482
I know, but your journey still long. You still have a chance to avoid wizard route
t. 34yo wizard

[Anonymous No.]

you could always find a random landwhale if you wanted to lose it that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
literal days away from being 25 and never had sex. never heard anyone talking about sex openly, it's one of those things where they'll only involve you if you ask about it first, thankfully. it could also be that they can detect you're a virgin and won't bring it up. so you don't need to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help Gura wash her extremely moldy dishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463612
The fact that she has to rely on discord for relationships is hilarious. This grown woman is incapable of getting into real relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463615
Maturity is basically a state of mind in any case, just go outside, make some friends, and learn the ways of the world without getting yourself killed and you will be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
are there really this many new people that have never seen this? jesas the state of newfags in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I do my dishes for like 20 minutes, its not that hard Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2461845
Me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>Uses a day off to do the dishes
>Waits an entire week to do her dishes
What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura lets the dishes pile up until her day off...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463670
Actual architect here and you're insanely wrong in 2021

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the man in her life to do the chores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
I'm going back to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Marine keeps using the nape thumbnail. It's like she's asking to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Watame smiling like this....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463678
If she helps me do MY moldy dishes first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>2463149
>talks about simping on vtubers and porn out loud in a cafe on a fucking date
Nice copy pasta but no one does this irl unless you literally have down syndrome and autism at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a fucking slob!

[Anonymous No.]

>she doesn't wash her dishes while watching a Holo stream
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463686

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463683
When before was this posted? Either I'm forgetting it or it happened at like 4 am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463686
WAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
That sounds genuinely fucked anon. Stay strong and hope you're able to get through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
Good job for making me remember this pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>Goomba needs 2 days off a week because one of the days is fully spent contemplating how much she doesn't want to wash her dishes before she finally gives in and washes them for the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463589
>>2463642
CEO of Sex...
Please come back and save us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463691
I don't think i put enough stress on the whale part.
hamplanet perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463377
That's hot.
I need this NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

haha, Gura, you ever get called any funny names?

[Anonymous No.]

I find cleaning the kitchen to be a very calming experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463641
Iunno about that. One of my 4 friends is someone across the country that I've never seen in person but have known for like 11 years. Easily have things I can say to him that I can't say to friends I know in person. He has value that regular friends don't have

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463366
>>2463406
>>2463488
Are those guys really that entertaining? I can’t see how they can top miko and the bs she pull in gta v online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463498
If this is real, I'm very sorry anon. I hope your life keeps improving from here on out, and also that you outgrow your desire for pubescent children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463707
Get back to prison, cuckson

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463668
fuck, messed up my chain reply >>2463593

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
I tell them i fap to flat chested anime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462683
I did replace most of my nijis with holos, but I still find time to watch them
Plus a few old indies that don't stream as much anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463689
Teamate here, Gura's a casual

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463678
I'd throw it all away and buy her a monthly supply subscription of disposable dishes. Never going to fix this lazy shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463589
>>2463642
>>2463723
I miss Abe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
>28-year-old virgin.
Older virgin here. Here's my advice: plan not to die till you get some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463615
Did it feel like you were awake at 14 one moment then woke up at 18 or were you conscious of being in limbo or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463691
True. The internet means that no women thinks nobody wants them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463612
and she's gonna ghost us again for 3 days getting asked Kirito pictures on discord like every other week

[Anonymous No.]

>we got her to say samii/samuses! That does... something!
Yeah, everybody is aware it's HER, now what? What the fuck do they think this accomplished? HERfags are so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Become a Bassist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463734
i don't know, but they gotta be doing something right or they wouldn't have made it.

[Anonymous No.]

you heard her, hatfags. it's too hot to wear. it's seasonal attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463695
Does it sound like she has real friends? Did you listen to her advice earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

Get these girls new outfits already dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462683
I find time to squeeze in Koopa reps and occasional kana reps

[Anonymous No.]

HOOD MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

HOOD???
>Do you wear a hat in the summer
Yes Gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

You guys aren't REALLY obsessed with sex, right?
You know that's just your genomes bullying you, right? It's nice and all, but you don't treat it like some kind of "win state," do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463742
Ame doesn't let stuff get moldy like Gura at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463606
I don't know if it's worse that I'm early 20's and feel 10 years older

[Anonymous No.]

she HATES her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463683
i posted this once before and cbf explaining the whole thing again so copied my old post, not exactly a pasta

[Anonymous No.]

I think HER content sucked and was only slightly better than the anituber fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462764
NICE

[Anonymous No.]

HOODIE IS BACK

[Anonymous No.]

SHE JUST MURDERED THE RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463769
I want to have sex with Soraposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463689
>>2463690
It's not so bad when you realize she orders McDonald's or orders out everyday. She even said her food apps is her favorite thing. I'm more worried about her trash.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463683
I was gone for 2 days including the day that was posted and I never saw any screencaps or reposts of it until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463769
But what if I want to do it with someone I love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463149
She would have found out anyways, and reacted the same way later on.
The way i take the "Just beee urself" advise is that you are supposed to confidently act natural while not showing your worst traits like an idiot. The hard part is finding a someone that can tolerate you and vise versa. If they don't like (you) for (you), then you might as well give up, and no /fit/ reps can fix that, because any relationship based on purely physical aspects will not go well. Other exceptions could be if you look like a male drawn my Kyouan
t. 22 year old dateless virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>hatfags won
it only took a SC, gura's a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463445
>>i'm explaining what cunny is

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HATES THE HOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463093
The two times I played and beat girls in Halo 1v1 they got horny as shit. Gura is getting destroyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463769
The state of love you feel for your oshi that compels you to superchat her is just a chemical reaction in your brain.

Your reasoning route sucks and is a dead end

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463712
>>she
L-london?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you hoodfags, her twintails is cute

[Anonymous No.]

Gura puts the hat on for the rest of SC so she can not have it on during a real stream.

[Anonymous No.]

i can't fucking wait for the day gura gets a cute new outfit with good rigging...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463720
I'm the same exact way. I've spent the entire day agonizing over my dishes instead of doing my reps. God I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463761
nigger im bald and im not getting a sunburn on my scalp

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463771
That's because she didn't have anything that could get moldy in her kitchen until a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

baited

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463642
I don't want sex. I want happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463775
Yeah but unironically she wanted to get away from that kind of content which is why she is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463686

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463435
EXTREMELY based
fuck reading.
audio is the future.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU GOT TRICKED

[Anonymous No.]

THIS BRAT

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

this damn MESUGAKI

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>jebaited

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn it the game

[Anonymous No.]

SHES SHARK DANCING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's making excuses again

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura couldn't say jebaited

[Anonymous No.]

NEW TINY SHARK DANCE
YOU GOT JEBAITED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463683
whats annoying is this was just posted last month, its not even from /jp/ times

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463024
modern society holds hedonistic sex up as the most important thing in life
unless you've found someone you truly love and/or are trying to start a family you're probably better off without it

[Anonymous No.]

>that humming
YAB NOT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>used the walfie model
ANOTHER RRAT KILLED

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YBv2mWll0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YBv2mWll0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YBv2mWll0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YBv2mWll0
GURA WHY

[Anonymous No.]

JEBAITED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463818
FFUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What is that little song she always sings?

[Anonymous No.]

THIS FUCKING BRAT JUST DANCED I CANT DEFEND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463703
Naisu. I'm surprised this is happening so quickly since it was thanks for FBK helping AKI

[Anonymous No.]

She really hates her hat kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463722
The bigger you go, the harder it gets. The bigguns are a different breed mentally. They've convinced themselves they're just too good for everyone and what little attention they get from chubby chasers vindicates them.

Easy girls are easy because they have low self esteem, and that can come at pretty much any size.

[Anonymous No.]

TINY SHARK DANCE REPRISAL

[Anonymous No.]

>jebaited
the Twitch is leaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463728
why did she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>jebaited
poggers dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463769
I will not stop until I have impregnated mori-i- i mean Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>You got...ʲᵉᵇᵃᶦᵗᵉᵈ...
Gaogullar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
Only one of my close friends is in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

So where the fuck is the new outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

Please nacho-mama please please please give your daughter a summer outfit PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

BROS I CAN'T KNEEL ANY HARDER IT'LL KILL ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463664
t.

[Anonymous No.]

shes so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463528
I pretend to be a chad who fucked a lot of girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463786
Apologize?

[Anonymous No.]

>TRIDENT

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT SHE'S USING HER TRIDENT

[Anonymous No.]

This technically counts as wearing the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463831
SHES HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463790
There's a difference between primal chemicals and mental chemicals, anon
Physical chemicals < Emotional chemicals

[Anonymous No.]

Literally all top comments on Ame's poll are talking about Madoka, and somehow its losing.

[Anonymous No.]

Walfie Gura is rigged better than regular Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463682
Never was sociable as a 14 year old, was using 4chan back then. I'm doing fine now but some things are still weird to me.
>>2463748
I don't remember much, I just woke up to the feeling of being cramp and being wet. The weirdest experience was waking up to a Trump presidency to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>When this rigging is still better than her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463728
>You know, like that song? Friday Friday, gotta get down on Friday~

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463834
>>2463830

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463786
Kneel... kinda?

[Anonymous No.]

>viewers going up

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

MOM FOUND THE GOOM JAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463454
What is the shounenshit of Vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA GODDAMNIT MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.]

THE GOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>the coom jar

[Anonymous No.]

GOOM JAR MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEEL...

[Anonymous No.]

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

GURA?

[Anonymous No.]

MOM FOUND THE GOOM JAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463834
How old are you son?

[Anonymous No.]

COOM

[Anonymous No.]

>MOM FOUND THE GOOM JAR

[Anonymous No.]

THE WHAT JAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463830
I always thought she was referencing Invader Zim with her shark song before this... https://youtu.be/WgX2cu9N6_8

[Anonymous No.]

>JWU
>first thing i see instead of schedule is chikin angry
This is not ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>gigglesnort
GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't have goom jars, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2462803
I want to pee in Suisei's butt, then let the piss drip on Gura

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463769
this >>2463801
too bad I have a specific type that I'm going to go down the Damascus route

[Anonymous No.]

NO MOM GET AWAY FROM MY GOOM JAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463837
Is that why she never finishes the houses?

[Anonymous No.]

>goom jar
G-GURA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463730
Anonymity? Like a confession box? I guess I can see why you think that. Maybe it is just me I guess, me and my friends have been buds for nearly 20 years now so I don't have trouble confiding with them

[Anonymous No.]

SHES FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>THE GOOOOOM
what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

LITERAL FIRST TIME EVER

SINCE DEBUT

[Anonymous No.]

[Good news] Gura has realized for the first time that her trident is transparent.

[Anonymous No.]

it's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>2463867
There's a big chunk of silent lurkers. Also going through the comments there are a bunch of faggots that closed their eyes and voted randomly.

[Anonymous No.]

TRIDENT

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>>2463867
>Madoka is celebrating its 10th anniversary
jesus i'm wasting my life

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Holy shit it's a miracle.

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>Coom jar mention

Uuoooohhh????

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HOLY SHIT SHE'S ACTUALLY USING THE TRIDENT.... WHY DOES IT LOOK SO FUCKING BAD?

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Gura just fucking says shit.

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>Hat AND trident

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>>2463508
The choice between
>10 fat akas to your oshi for visible feedback while helping to support her activities
or
>spending 1000$ on fucking pajeets to bot member streams to be a drop of piss in an ocean that won't amount to anything
By justify i mean explain your reasoning what would be the purpose? what does it achieve? i have the money for it for example but i can't see anything to gain from it neither for me nor for my oshi.
Why would anyone do that? explain.

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>>2463859
Nevermind I kneel

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>>2463851
UUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

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SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED

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ITS THE TRIDENT

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RETURN OF TRIDENT

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Is Gura's trident actually made of water?

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Claiming my oshi.

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>mom found the goom jar
thats it. at this point you couldnt convince me shes not a channer even though military grade torture

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>>2463879
Tokyo Ghoul

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>>2463801
Happiness is abstract and unattainable (at least for me). Sex is attainable and tangible. But I hope you can find both

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>>2463873
>>2463891
What the fuck it doesn't sound very much like it

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>>2463867
But you guys told me all the discordniggers upvoted each other to get the top comments and votes so shouldn't madoka be winning?

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CUTE!

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>gura pulling out all her costume props
If Bloop appears, we'll know she's definitely here.

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I literally forgot she could hold her trident

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THE IMAGES YOU FOOLS

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>is this the truth you like
KINO

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Her trident is like Tidus' glass sword from FFX

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>>2463926
it's great isn't it

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Images

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>Switch to using fucking Chrome to watch streams
>it still locks up sometimes on my Zen3

>>2463834
Vengabus

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Why does the trident look worse since the last time I saw it?

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gura extra gura right now

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>>2463867
You know what happened the last time Ame did a poll for the members' stream and one option won the vote and the other won the comments? She scheduled both.

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>>2463938
Me too!

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>>2463869
what things are wierd

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>>2463872
Ame's not black

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IT'S TOO BIG

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I had to go back and look, I never realized her trident is literally made of water or some shit.

Holy fuck

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>>2463948
bye images!

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I LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


A

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I'm still mad Gura's mama ruined her feet.

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The trident is made of glass?!

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GAMEPLAYFAGS THAT ONLY WATCH FOR THE GAMING ARE MISSING OUT ON THIS LEGENDARY MOMENT

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>>2462868
>ignoring Coco's tweet about them having the same papa
Tenchou, not like this...

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>still no Bloop
HES FUCKING DEAD

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>>2463879
Hololive, most of you don't step out of it

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BRING BACK BLOOP YOU BITCH

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>>2463943
Guess not even the discordniggers can overturn the horde of normalfags.

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>>2463896
What happened?

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>>2463942
Giving in won't help. May as well go until you can't anymore

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>>2463896
people are shitting on her for reply to Vsluts

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BLOOP

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>>2463985
KNEEL

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I LOVE GURA

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I LOVE GURA

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>>2463945
GURA CLOSE THE FUCKING THREAD

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>>2463867
because they only ones not voting for Meguka are the ones that don't know shit about it, and the ones that do know, will never stfu about it
t. madokami fag

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twitch faggots get out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

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>>2463867
Fuck that, she should watch Sora no Woto instead.