/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't she just order a cheese pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>243065
ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>243065
Away!

[Anonymous No.]

because Domino's in Australia only has cheese-stuffed crust on pepperoni pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>243267
>not getting the Four'n Twenty stuffed crust

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>>243065
She didn't know how to ask for no pepeloni

Honestly I'm not sure how she manages to get by at all in Australia

[Anonymous No.]

>>243065
>>243129
REMINDER: SHE SAID "THE NORMAL ONE" NOT "THE NO ONE"

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>>243065
Fuck her for hating pineapple on pizza. Pepeloni, pineapple, and jalapeno pizza is the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain whats this pepeloni thing

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>>243388

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>>243369
Managed, she's back in Japan.

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>>243388
You know, the pepeloni. It's not rocket science.

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>>243267
What are they doing making frozen pizzas? Are Australians actually eating DiGiornos?

[Anonymous No.]

The pepeloni

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>>243494
This is definitely NOT the normal one...

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>>243494
Where's the cheespan!?!?!

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>>243065
When i was a kid at pizza hut I wanted a cheese pizza and my boomer grandparents told me that ordering a cheese pizza was a waste of money and if that's what you really want, order a 1-topping pizza and pull the topping off to get your money's worth. And pepperoni is the easiest since they're large and easy to pull off.

It's stupid fucking boomer logic, but maybe she had a similar moment growing up and never questioned it

Also what are your preferred toppings now? I like spicy pepperoni + mushrooms + spinach from the local pizzeria

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>>243627
>waste things on purpose to "get your moneys worth"
fucking WASPs are the scum of the earth

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>>243648
YWNBAW

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>>243660
thank christ

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>>243660
westerner used to be a subject of envy. But modern westerner with screeching feminists, SJW, and brainwashed leftie retard? Thank fucking god I'm not a westerner.

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>>243388
it took me less time to decipher "You don't have to tell me twice, but during the stone age..." than it'll take me to figure this out

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>>243627
This boomer mentality is why humanity is dying out from overconsumption. They just have no self-awareness or regard for other people.
How can anyone defend that shit?

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>>243943
they also directly created millenials and their entitlement syndrome. Truly the worst generation

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>>243708
I think the funniest thing about all of this ESLchama is that you don't need to tell us you're not a westerner due to your attrocious English

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>>244035
>millennials entitlement syndrome
They at least have some semblance of self-awareness, to an unhealthy self-deprecating degree. Boomers have never displayed an ounce of introspection in their lives. That's how they're capable of doing retarded things that will screw over future generations, or protesting wearing a mask during a fucking global pandemic as a political statement. They seriously cannot die off fast enough.

t. GenX weeb

[Anonymous No.]

It was to send a message

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>>243388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s
it's honestly one of the funniest vtuber clips I've ever seen

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>>243267
That's not true at all anon.

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>>244172
At least my entire generation is not an absolute travesty like you westerners.
>>244173
self awareness is not enough when the millenials absolutely believe themselves to be the bastion of truth, justice, and morality. They will keep pushing their fucked up beliefs to everyone else and paint everyone who rejected them to be "problematic" or "the enemy".

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>>244035
>>244250
you skipped a generation and dont seem to know what a millennial is which makes me think you either are one yourself or are a boomer


>>244189
to who?

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>>244250
Can we stop blaming all the internet's problems on Millennials for a second? Most of the users on this site are Millennials, because they're the only ones who still use traditional forums and imageboards. Blame the Zoomers if you want someone to blame for Twitter activists. Not everyone below the age of 40 is a Millennial, most Millennials are over 30 years old and voted for Bernie because they've already been burned by politics in 2008. They're not lib SJW's, they're pragmatic progressives and actual leftists who were the only generation that got to experience and grow up under the "free" internet before it got taken over by multi-national corporations like Facebook and Twitter.

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>>244269
a message to papa john

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>>244327
I'm not blaming millenials. I'm blaming boomers who created millenials, the worst generation who groomed an even worse generation. Progressive and leftie are the problem. They created the bubble and toxic positivity. The destroyed any semblance of free speech on the internet because they are afraid to get challenged. They created safe space. Taken over by multi national corporations? Majority of owner and worker on that said corporations are the millenials who enforces that censorship in the first place.
They (boomers) created SJW cancer. They inherited their cancer commie beliefs to millenials which in turn built millenials to be an even bigger monsters.

t. non first world centrist traditionalist millenials

[Anonymous No.]

Haato-sama <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>243065
because

the pepeloni...

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>>243369
She knows how to speak english normally.

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>>244594
I doubt this.

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>>244533
please take your meds and/or bleach

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>>244533
>third worlder seething at americans for NOT being racist and retarded enough.
you're pretty funny anon.

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>>245441
It's actually really funny, I'm Russian and I still have to deal with the retarded American culture war being forcibly imported into my country for some reason, except some of it is time-delayed by a few years. People are talking about Gamergate on TV and quoting the attack helicopter copypasta except google translated.

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>>243267
Not true, she could build her own and get a stuffed crust

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>>245555
True, she needed to simply figure out the English version of the website

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>>244203
mine is
SHADAP

BICH

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>>245564
That was obviously too much for her bloken blain

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>>245038
It's very improbable for her to not to especially with her background of having lived on a few different countries before. It doesn't even have to be college-level english just not the garbled mess she's using.

[Anonymous No.]

>>245894
she markedly improved her english over the past year

[Anonymous No.]

>>245684
*bwoken blain

[Anonymous No.]

>>245555
You overestimate the abilities of the haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn I love Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>245504
Gamer-fucking-gate? Jesus, what is it, 2015?

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>>245504
>watching Russian TV in the year 2021 oт poждecтвa Хpиcтoвa

[Anonymous No.]

How does she keep getting away with it?

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>>247274
She's the strongest idol

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>>243399
>>243417
>>243924
>>244203
Holy shit would've been better if I didn't ask, she's so autistic. Thought she's studying in Australia???

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>>247274
haachama does what haachama pleases
management is too afraid to stop her

[Anonymous No.]

Where were you during the biggest Holo crossover of all time, /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

The Pepeloni, a Shakespearean sonnet

The Pepeloni, ah, the Pepelone
Dost thou perceive the thing of which I speak?
The Pepeloni where there is not one
That I obtain from Dominos boutique

Of Pepeloni I am rather fond,
I evermore request the pan of cheese
Can words express the heart of a gourmand?
Perhaps a drawing will do more than these

Behold: The pan of cheese contains an ear,
And in that ear is cheese in greater share,
And pepeloni on the surface, here,
Which Dominos hath placed with such great care.

I pluck it with impunity. Away!
Because I shall consume it not this day.

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>>244172
I dunno I've seen worse american english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250359
>I pluck it with impunity. Away!

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>>250359

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>>250359
Bravo

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>>243065
Imagine trying to understand Haachama with less than 168 IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>250328
haato x haachama best ship (tochama?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>250359
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250359
2muchbrain4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>250359
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>be 3 year old high schooler
>cuz I'm smart
>H cup
>degenerate audience gives me a super chat asking about my favorite pizza
>try to explain
>get laughed at by Americans and Japanese alike
>continue trying with all my red heart
>get called autistic by Americans and Japanese alike
>mfw I realized I'd never stop living in such an upside down world even after I left Australia

[Anonymous No.]

>>243708
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>252813
*big red heart

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>>252813
*degenelate

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>>245555
tf is a burger sauce?

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>>244172
>Call someone out on their shitty English
>make a typo yourself

[Anonymous No.]

So what is the “ear of pizza?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>253181
the part with cheese on it, moron

[Anonymous No.]

Understandable! Hahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>253181
the crust

[Anonymous No.]

Schrödinger's Pepeloni Cheesepan Pizza. Before the pizza box is open and perceived to be have the toppings you ordered, it both has and doesn't have Pepeloni on it at the same time. Haachama's a goddamn genius.

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>>250359
God bless you, anon
that was fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>243065
>that time when haachama called the crust the “ear of the pizza”

[Anonymous No.]

>>253805
Haachama>Christopher Nolan>>power gap>>Einstein and Hawking

[Anonymous No.]

>>243267
I don't know why people keep saying this

[Anonymous No.]

>>250359
>I pluck it with impunity. Away!

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>>243065
Reminder that when she said "the no one?" she was really saying "the new one" as she was referring to a specific meal at dominoes that came with stuffed crust. Since the stuffed crust pizza deal only applied to 1-topping pizzas, she would always order Pepeloni as it was the easiest to pick off. Additionally, the Japanese word for "Pizza Crust" literally translates to "Ear of Pizza."

you undastand? undastandable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>258406
Why did she claim to like pepeloni then?

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>>243377
holy based, fellow cultured anon

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>>258406
>the Japanese word for "Pizza Crust" literally translates to "Ear of Pizza."
oh shit, you're right, I had no idea

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>>258406
I always heard that as 'the normal one'

[Anonymous No.]

1 pepeloni pizza prease, and can you fill the ear up with cheese? I love cheese oh but I hate the pepelonis so I'm going to take those off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260592
haachama said she likes pepeloni though

[Anonymous No.]

>>258406
But she said she ALWAYS orders the domino peppeloni and without pepeloni cheesepan. How can it be the new one if she always gets it?

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>>258406
>Reminder that when she said "the no one?" she was really saying "the new one" as she was referring to a specific meal at dominoes that came with stuffed crust.
Stop writing fanfics about Australian Dominos, that's not a thing, never has been a thing and fuck you.

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>>258406
>>260110
>Ear of Pizza
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

Truth is, the pepeloni was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>261334
If she likes the pepelonis so much, why does she pick them off? So she can release them back into the wilds, or what?

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>>243494
i'm getting hungry

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>>258406
>Special Summon 1 "Hololive Haachamama"
what does Hololive Haachamama do? is it like an exodia and you just win?

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone here tried ordering pepperoni pizza and without pepperoni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>264067
>pepperoni
*Pepeloni, and no, I happen to like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>264067
Is leftover pepeloni grease on the pizza an integral part of this pizza recipe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>244035
>>244173

fuck boomers, fuck gen xoomers, fuck zoomers. I love my millennials simply as.

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>>243627
i had a similar boomer experience. I won a free pizza at a race track. I don't like veggies on my pizza. They use my free pizza coupon and order a deluxe pizza. Then bitch at me to just like it because mushrooms don't have a strong taste.

[Anonymous No.]

The most logical answer I came up with was that she meant she shares the pizza? Perhaps her family always ordered pepeloni, and she would just pick them off. Depending on how much she eats or even likes pizza, it would make sense to not justify ordering her own separate cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

She likes the extra oil from the pepeloni, but doesnt actually like eating the pepeloni, so she takes it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>253071
Ketchup and Mustard, heavy on the Ketchup.

We do that shit to American pizzas too, and it's absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>262933
Haachamachama pepeloni safaris! Ride the Jeep! See the pepelonis in thew'we natuwal habitat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>262933
So she can stick them to the pepeloni wall

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>>243065
Why would she publicly admit she buys cheese pizza while streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>267010
who doesn't like a good cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>264577
Why the fuck were either of those deleted? fucking tranny jannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250359
>I pluck it with impunity. Away!

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>>243627
pineapple

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>>250359

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>>250359
Magnificent

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>>250359
hachama even have the biggest of chads in her fanbase, how does she keep winning? what kind of mad training did she go through to get so STRONG??!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>260543
It's her Japanese accent on top of the Aussie accent she acquired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>275700
They say Filipinos are the strongest race.

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>>243267
Most suburbs over here have a minimum of three pizza shops or fish and chip shops. Haachama is just retarded and doesn't into english well

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>>245555
what's the difference between american pepeloni and normal pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

kinda hungry rn, should I order my pepeloni with or without pepeloni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>277261
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>277261
The no one