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24187080 No.24187080 [Reply] [Original]

I’ve never touched a girls hand

>> No.24187116

Neither have I, fellow cootie-free anon.

>> No.24187136

rape ami

>> No.24187139

>>24187080
what a loser lmoa

>> No.24187145

>>24187080
sneak on your mom bed at night and do that hand job

>> No.24187195

>>24187080
Slept in the same bed with a girl going for hugging and groppings, had to force myself to calm down and stay first night platonic.
Best choice of my life, the 1st one was a foursome fiend and the second went full-on menhera.

>> No.24187202

>>24187080
>put some nail polish and a lot of mosturizer in your left hand, numb your arm and touch it
congrats you almost touched the hand of a girl (or you can go out and simply ask or pay someone)

>> No.24187278

>>24187080
how about your mom, sisters or cousins?

>> No.24187290

>>24187080
Good. You're missing out on nothing.

>> No.24187314

>>24187080
bucko what would ami think...

>> No.24188722

>>24187080
I'll hold hands with you cutie <3

>> No.24188853

>>24187080
>>24187116
Based cootie haters

>> No.24189052

I've had multiple girlfriends only to realize I hate women

>> No.24189161

Based pre marital hand holding is cringe

>> No.24189162

>>24189052
i've had 597367623 girlfriends and hate women

>> No.24189795

>>24187080
lol pathetic incel. Im having sex with my gf tonight. at least use an escort or something and have sex instead of watching vtubers.

>> No.24189953

>>24187080
Go to a massage spa with a neon sign out front.
Tell them you've been there before awhile ago, they won't care/remember.
Take off all clothes.
Go for a full body and ask for a soft massage.

It's not hard anons, this shit can cost you anywhere from $60-120 depending on where you live.

>> No.24190006

>>24189953
how will he get to hold a hand that way

>> No.24190162

>>>>>/r9k/

>> No.24190191

>>24190006
Most massages encompass a hand massage where you hold ands and she rubs oil on them/pulls from the knuckle.

I've had about 11 of them and a good 8 of the times always had a hand massage before it went down south

>> No.24190777

Wizard here. I rubbed genitals (through underwear) with my female cousin once.

>> No.24190795

>>24187080
You can pay for the service.

>> No.24191645
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24191645

>>24187080
I want you fucking dead british scum

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, it turns into a Fluttershy cosplay.
Or if you open it in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately

>>24189162
YOU’LL BE SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD BRITISH SCUM

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24191710

die

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