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>> No.24134221

>>24134075
Excuse me sir, /r/hololive is that way

>> No.24134644

>>24134075
Most EN chuubas can't talk about anything sexual without being called a whore but Iofi literally says she was shopping for sex toys and links the store page and no one cares?

>> No.24134744

>>24134644
that's right

>> No.24134791
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24134791

>>24134075
>Moona
>Flexible spinning hole

>> No.24134827

>>24134644
Well nobody cares about iofi, period

>> No.24134841
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24134841

>>24134644
She's shopping for her girlfriend so it's okay.

>> No.24134840

>>24134644
because it's funny when non EN whore doing it

>> No.24134902

>>24134644
Why would a girl buy a Tenga?

>> No.24134908

>>24134827
>nobody cares
>12k likes
idk man...

>> No.24134952

>>24134841
Yeah, me.

>> No.24134970

>>24134952
>ywnbaw

>> No.24135160 [DELETED] 

>>24134908
indogs don't matter

>> No.24135214

>>24134902
She has a futa cock

>> No.24135262

>>24134902
I mean, they also have a section of toys for females, but yeah...

>> No.24135290

>>24134075
These spinning Tengas actually feel good as fuck, made me convulse and tremble when I came with one.

>> No.24135352

>>24135290
based

>> No.24135409

>>24135160
>what you are supposed to cater to does not matter
big reach my guy

>> No.24136868

>>24135290
Motherfucker, you made me order one. I hope they give you a raise.

>> No.24137145

>>24134075
What a bunch of whores

>> No.24137682

>>24135290
Have you had actual sex before anonchama?

>> No.24137725

>>24134075
>Lofi
>L

>> No.24137746

>>24137145
self masturbatory is opposite of whore dumb retard!!!

>> No.24137989

>>24136868
Personally I like the 05 Beads Spinner. Its the only one I tried but I read a lot of research of how each texture felt and that one seems to be perfect for my taste

>> No.24138100

>>24134644
Why do you think she is the one with the lowest ccv/#'s?? she is the absolute bottom and has to rely on sex jokes, same thing as finana.

>> No.24138126

>>24137682
Masturbation feels leagues better than sex
Maybe a blowjob can compare, but regular sex not

>> No.24138140

>>24137989
I wouldn't buy the Moova thing she went for, typically holes in a case are for asian sizes and I saw a review photo with it broken so it probably isn't built to last.
Went for the Niku Man instead that thing is built to take on as much abuse as it gives back to you, op meat fillings.

>> No.24138193

>>24134075
>moona is an onahole
Yeah, mine

>> No.24138249

>>24134644
Do you care about Iofi?
Like, even Anya had schizos in this board, but I'm yet to see an iofischizo.

>> No.24138379

>>24137682
You dont understand Anon, this isn't just any regular onahole you just stick you dick in and out of. This is masturbation TECHNOLOGY, designed to maximize male pleasure.

Inside the spinner there is some kind of rigid coiling which makes the onahole squeeze down on you as you stroke up and down. It honestly feels better if not as good as the tightest girls I've had.

Its kinda beautiful how well thought out the design is

>> No.24138594
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24138594

>>24138379
Reminder that we created Orcs before Catgirls, still the future is bright for us Anon.

>> No.24141233

>>24138126
>maybe blowjobs can compete
Okay virgin.
Blowjob objectively feel worse than raw vaginal sex.

>> No.24141284

>>24134644
The Muslims will stone her

>> No.24141559

>>24134221
This is hololive board, though?

>> No.24141593

>>24134644
Nobody cares about Iofi to begin with.

>> No.24141652

>24134075
Can confirm. Moona is first rate onahole.

>> No.24142017
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24142017

there's always that one or two faggots who bring religion shit to any discussion

>> No.24142144

>>24142017
I want to nail towa to a cross before nailing her uterus with my cock.
I want to hear her screams of pain as she's suspended by nails in her hands as I penetrate her stomach and enter her womb from the outside, handing onto her as i hump her body so that the nails in her hands are forced to support both of out body weights.

It is the true Christian experience.

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24142230

>>24142144

>> No.24142816

>>24138379
Now this is a man of culture right here, I kneel to you sir.

>> No.24149736

>>24141233
Maybe the prostitute you hired to fuck your disgusting obese body had fucked up teeth anon

>> No.24150340
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24150340

Oh I almost forgot the majority of posters here don't have foreskin so they don't know what real masturbation feels like.

>> No.24150509

>>24134827
Yeah, all those likes probably just twitter bugs

>> No.24150580

>>24134902
Are you still underage or something?

>> No.24150637

>>24150340
it's sad

>> No.24151494

>>24134075
Tenga should just ralease 'almost-hololive onaholes'

>> No.24151946

>>24149736
Okay virgin.
I bet you think boobjobs feel good too.

>> No.24152761

>>24142144
that’s kinda hot, anon
tfw you realize your interest in ryona runs deeper than you realize

>> No.24153018
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24153018

>>24137682
male sex toys are better than actual sex. sure a vagina can feel good, but imagine a vagina that has vibration technology

>> No.24158211

moona

>> No.24158890

>>24135214
damn, I've got to start watching lofi

>> No.24159091

>>24134075
Iofi is ready to fuck Moona with her huge futa cock

>> No.24160411

>>24138594
we have to get the technology down first so the catgirls can come out cute

>> No.24160659

>>24141559
are you really this dumb??? go back nigger

>> No.24162813

>>24134075
SOPANKAH BEGITU?

>> No.24162881

>>24134075
>I like the color
Nice save.

>> No.24162951

>>24134902
For training purposes

>> No.24163100

>>24141233
>>24151946
The idea of sex is way hotter than actual sex.
In terms of mental/emotional/passion sure, sex is better but physical sensations-wise blowjob is way better.

>> No.24163279

>>24163100
Bullshit. I've never came from a blowjob ever.
Half of good sex is the passion and connection. Some of the best sex I've had I didn't cum I was just railing the shit of this chick.

>> No.24163426

>>24163279
>Half of good sex is the passion and connection
That is the gayest thing I've ever heard, are you sure you aren't in the closet?
Or maybe you're just a woman pretending to be a man, I can't tell.

>> No.24163549

>>24138379
There is nothing those japs half-ass, including wanking socks. Yappari

>> No.24163691
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24163691

>>24163279

>> No.24163795

>>24138379
shit dude. now you made me think about it.

>> No.24164470

>>24163691
Imagine being the poor bastard tasked to clean up that mess of a doll.

>> No.24164531

>>24134075
>i like the color
Iofi is a tranny?

>> No.24164702

>>24164531
she's a futa anon, most aliens especially from her race are hermaphrodite

>> No.24171473
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24171473

>>24134075
I mean yeah. Who wouldn't want to use moona as a onahole?

>> No.24172676

>>24134075
M... Moonahole

>> No.24174012

>>24163426
>That is the gayest thing I've ever heard
They are absolutely correct, if your only caring about how good your dick feels just get a good quality sex toy.
The connection and feeling of having something worth having is a big part of what makes sex feel good.

>> No.24175197

>>24141233
I see. So you never had a deepthroat before.

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