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Now with 20% Less Mating Press EditionMain linksPrevious Stream:Jackboxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDxgbKWeDkNext Streams (PDT):11/05 22:00 Gartic Phone13/05 19:00 VA-11HALL-A14/05 20:00 IB:Rematke w/ IRySBae's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelzCurrent schedule: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1523615294383861760>Where can I find arts?Twitter:https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAEhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアートDanbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelzPixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworksAzure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズPrevious Thread: >>23946518
Why can't they ever remember to draw tails...
>>24090660Thanks for da bread bruh
>>24090736>>24090901>>24091387Can't you read? 20% less mating press!
>>24091465You can't trick me, that Bae looks totally amused by the mating press and so would be actual Bae.
>>24091465Are you sure about that?
>>24091465Not sure if this is intended but telling brats to do something 20% less is only going to make them do it 200% more.
>>24091465I cant read nor i want, all i want to do IS JAX-DANCE everynight with bae!
>>24092175Bae hates mating press
Does anyone have the Bae ears png, I need them for some edits.
>>24094212But she loves innuendos
rrat procrastinating on minecraft with clock
>another 2AM streamYOU FUCKING RAT I GOT WORK TOMORROW, RAPE CORRECTION RIGHT NOW
Join VC you silly brat!
>>24099318Come back when your oshi's streams starts at 5am.
>>24099318>steam starts right after workFeels good being in SEQ.
>>24099548I'd take waking up early for 5 AM stream over staying up 2 to ~4 AM any day.
>I'm not meant to be hereDid she have to word it so ominously?
>>24100630Yeah, I interpreted it as she logged on MC to slack off a bit but ultimately has to attend to her schedule and be productive or something. With that kind of context, it sounds a lot less ominous, and she probably didn't think of her wording very much. A shame though, I was hoping today would be the day where Bae can join MC with a possibility of a full council impromptu collab.
Pressed to meet you
I might be going schizo for a small paragraph, just rambling to myself, ignore this brats.Incase this is true somehow,Mane-chan please tell Bae that it's okay to join Minecraft streams and go with the flow, lately, I feel like she has developed this weird fear of being around people because she is afraid she might do something wrong. Tell her it's fine and to ignore if some bad goons have been sending her hatemail in twitter inboxes or some shit, the majority of the community loves her and appreciates her presence.If I am overthinking this stuff and all of this is really because of scheduling and timezones, ignore what I said.
>>24104517What's the schedule for universities in Australia, she might have had work to do still
>>24104517Anon, she already had a stream scheduled, if she cancelled that to do a minecraft collab people would be annoyed, all the moreso as it was a members stream. It was just an unfortunate scheduling conflict.
Well its no use, i will just have to miss the gartic stream since im dozing off while sitting.Can some brave anon sneak in a quanchi or a toretto for me? im going to bed
>>24105970She still has the rest of May and however many exams in June.
>>24106750This is kind of odd considering she said she would be freer in June.
Did Bae joined in MC?
>>24106370I think he meant today, she joined the server for a bit when kronii started streaming, but didn't join VC and left after like 10? minutes
>>24106920She was in MC chat near the beginning of the stream but never joined VC.
>>24105970>>24106370I'm talking about today, she had 3 hours until stream start and could hung around in VC for like 30 minutes. I'm just slightly worried since this has gotten too consistent with Bae missing full council collabs. That vague wording of Bae's statement doesn't help either. It's just that I'm worried because the frequency of this occurrence is too high now, even without scheduling conflictTo give you some perspective, Kronii also had a stream yesterday with 2 hours to spare but she hung around in VC, I might just be overthinking all this and Bae is really damn busy with ratschool and construction which would make sense.
>>24107043Yeah you're probably overthinking this, this isn't first month Bae anymore so she wouldn't care that much about it. Plus sometimes you just don't feel like VC or you wanna just chill not put on a show. Also her mood's been great lately so I don't think there's anything to worry about.
>>24107043Bae usually the 1st one to join in to this kind of collabs but i think shes busy today or have things to do before she streams.
>>24106846Not every subject has an exam, so she might be doing some research based subject and has a thesis due at the end of the month.>>24107043I'm going to assume Bae's more focused on ratschool and room construction. She did mention that ratschool is giving her a headache, plus she did say she was going to the gym today as well.
>>24094377I have the pixel ones from pic related on my laptop, so I can get that if you need me to. If you want the actual ears though, I can’t help you.
>>24107781Bae has gotten increasingly hornier. Damn brat...
>>24107781So she joined on a second account named herself chzd2meetu?
https://twitter.com/smashcon/status/1524585250927616000I'M GONNA MEET THIS RAT
>>24107703>>24107781Treechama went through some drastic changes
>>24109066Finally I have a reason to go a convention after my disastrous first outing
>>24107781looks like a POV shot of some very dirty anal
>>24109232Yeah, she used the picture I took of her as a reference image.
How does Gartic Phone work for entering? Is it like Jackbox?
>>24107781AH YESS SEGSS
3 minutesGet inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoMN-onzXpc
>>24109066>Sydney>Convention supports the mentally ill
>>24112311Trust me nigga I hate NSW just as much as the next person, but i'll fucking deal with it
does bae have a lot of aussie fans...? Or are there even enough chuuba fans in aussieland? i thought AUD is super low in her supaa rank
>>24112624There's at least four aussies in these threads.
Bae loves fat grey cocks
>>24112732I feel telling you anons, my name isnt "Fat Grey Cocks" its Fat Grey Cocks Jr.
This brat isn't actually seiso at all.
>instantly brings up the treeI'm liking this rrat
>how to drawer
lmao drip anon's pretty good
Time between french kissing and sex? About 30 seconds.
Got in late, how do you (attempt to) join the lobby? Or is she playing with a preselected group?
>>24113451She posted the link as a community post for members.
>>24113507Got it, I will enjoy watching as a broke rrat.
>from tree to shark by a random fag saying aRUINED
that tree is definitely a dick going into an ass
Art of PAD Bae when?
>She doesn't get the Touhou reference
ok that's a pretty good slap drawing
>mating press trap
mating press trap oh no
>mating press trapWhich one of you fuckers did that
Which one of you fuckd wrote that one? I wanna applaud you.
Which one of (you) did that
I saw mating press and I knew straight away it was one of you fuckers xD
Tourist here, but y'all have cute oshi. Have a gartic animation as a gift.
thanks that mating press gave me a hearty laugh anon i know you are /here/
Didn't even hide that she knew what it means.
>>24114451 wait wrong one
>>24114451>>24114500I kneel, matingpress-chama>>24114470this caught me off guard
>>24114470What part of MATING press is hard to understand?
>>24109066SMASH took this long to announce after Cover already did? Fuckin' lol. Don't buy tickets in advance they had a heap of trouble finding people to fill key staff positions and they extended their artist alley cut off dates because of no sign upsMy capture confirms it
>Breaking containment>Breaking containment with a forced meme that wasn't even relevant to the drawing
>>24114706>Cover goes to the Sydney equivalent of Dashcon>WA doesn't even have an anime con for them to go to since the only one died 8 years ago
>>24114629It's not about her understanding it's her not even hiding that she knows.
>>24114847She grabs thumbnail art on Pixiv. She's not a retard.
god I wanna stick a straw into her nostrils and suck out all the snot...
Someone clip that so I can imagine her blowing her snot onto my cock and using it for tugging lube.
>>24114840wait does Supernova not exist any more? Am I that old?
>>24114979Supernova's for video games and western comics. Unless they changed that at some point after Wai-con died.
Holy fuck this Laplus guy sucks
>>24109066This is the greatest day of my life. I've been spamming in her chat for weeks BEGGING her to come to the sydney convention. I'm now going to dedicate my weight loss to bae. Every 10 kilos I lose I will be sending a $100 dollarydoo superchat (planning to lose 50 kg because I'm a fat fuck). Remember me, anons. I'll be at the convention dual-wielding dakimakuras.
Bae laughs too easily, it's soo cute
>>24115030They've always had some amount of anime shit there, it's like the "pop culture" convention after all. VTubers could fall under that umbrella, theoretically. The chances of WA getting literally anything are still just above 0 though.
>>24115133Baesed as fuckDo you have enough time to lose that much weight though?, anyways gl
Holy moly that bae laugh is deeep wow
Damn brrat, you guys are like,Picasso and Davichi or some shet?
Brats bros.... please atleast try to funni.......
>>24115144A perfect wife
Is every single person in this round an ESL?
>>24115215when i was 120 i lost 10 in a week by going hard on my diet and going gym every day. i reckon i could do it.
>>24115558Would explain how they got in so quickly.
Every single brats draw a same kek
>>24115558It's past midnight in NA
Bae literally cannot stop drawing penises when given the chance
>>24114706How are you posting from an old newspaper?
What did Bae draw there? my brain shut down
>>24115950The effects of strong hallucinogens
>>24115950Avant Garde Art, we just aren't cultured enough to get it.
>>24115691If they were awake we'd just have even more ESLs.
IT'S OVER ANAKINi'VE GOT THE HEY
>>24115950What the mating press art piece did to her.
Zaid's gonna be saving these voice clips
The deevolution of everything
Bae is dying (laughing)
FUCKING ZAID FUCKING THINGS UP EVERY TIME
>>24116815Just fucking up everything and he's MVP.I guess it's content but bruh.
That's a new kind of Bae laugh
Zaid is an enigmaThese laughs are adorable
>you'll never become a verb for your oshi
I thought the "tree" yesterday was paizuri
>>24117139It was a female torso.
Polmao that sana-face
>Sana becomes bread, then a door, and then ham
When Sana became flat.
They managed to turn a car into Among Us.
>>24117114>Zaid: grey name forgetting Bae of all things in many drawings>becomes a verb for BaeBrats... what have we learned today?
>>24117689Be funny and streamers will notice you
Nice to see Bae had a lot of fun with us over the last two days, good to see her in such high spirits.Hopefully you brrats can get in to a lobby with her too sometime.
No Bae tomorrow... rat can't breathe.....https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1524651823545843713I'm kidding, that was fun. This stream probably unironically took a toll on her throat because of laughing too much so It's good that tomorrow is a break
>had a dream about sneaking into Bae's room last night>there was a hollowed out version of the VR rrat model on a chair implying that she wears it as a fursuit>she was actually in the shower to try to take a peak>i open the door>dream ends and I wake upFUCK
>>24114979Supanova doesn't count, they barely have any anime shit there these days. They care more about comics and wrestling now.Lot of cons got wiped out in the past couple years, nobody wants to endure the risk of failing with low attendance or being shut down by the government.
>>24117689I will unsub then unmember to bae and become grey. Next is just wait for her to play gartic phone.
>>24117751Watching Bae laughing, crying, and sniffling was fun, but I didn't find Zaid being unironically retarded that funny. Bae just did a good job of memeing Zaid.Also, Knockoff is inherently a funny game mode, especially with lots of people and even more so when first two games were a bit of drag.
>>24120302>especially with lots of people and even more so when first two games were a bit of drag.I thought the first game was fine, but the second was a mess.
>>24117689>grey nameYou learned your money is worthless if you just another souless simp
>>24115133I'd like to see you lose at least 10, lol.
>>24115133>>24115577You're late bro, maybe you can lose 10 kg in first since you're hella fat with water weight but it won't be that fast afterwards. Should've started months ago, I'm already 10 kg ahead of you and I'm not even overweight.
https://twitter.com/D_yot_/status/1524776043596247041/photo/1 This guy does really great stuff
>>24133288really cute BaeRyS
>>24133288Easiest thumbnail get in his life probably.
>>24133496It's a crime if it's not honestly
>constant sneezing in every streamSorry for your suffering Bae but god bless allergies.
>>24133560As someone who got over pollen allergies (yes I know it's almost winter where she is), I would not bless allergies for anyone...
https://litter.catbox.moe/m1lawt.mp4How does this make you feel?
>>24136971Way too much focus on a pair of balls instead of on Bae's body. I don't want to watch it in the pov of a porno camera man.
>>24136971so the clipping and the awful colors make it hot or are koikatsu players just delusional?
>>24136760This pic just makes me think Bae said something rude and is hiding behind Mumei for protection. Cute
>>24137221Koikatsu is easy to get into, hence the reputation for low quality, but it can look pretty good with expert touch like attention to details and fine-tuned graphics/filters.Most of the fun comes from how much stupid shit you can do with the studio without (too much) effort.t. used to be a KK autist
anyone has ID on the BGM of the gartic phone stream? it was really good
>>24141809Usually she picks stuff from that channel so you can take a look but they upload a LOThttps://www.youtube.com/c/DOVASYNDROMEYouTubeOfficial/
>>2409146520% of infinite mating press is still infinite mating press
I'm a tourist. Did Bae really draw a paizuri tree onstream?
>>24145652No it was just a naked female torso disguised as a tree.
>>24145907Oh, now I noticed the navel. It looked like paizuri. Thank you!
>>24145907Looks more like doggystyle sex to me
>>24112624We exist, we just can't spend money on supaa's while we save to buy a car to impress Bae>fuck the used car market
>>24090660She needs to ride my face just like that until she squirts down my throat.
>>24146336oh shit that's true>>24148337A
we were one letter away from mario car....
>>24145907Looks to me more like a view from above of a dick entering ass or vag with some rosy red cheeks.
We need more practice, again M
Missed in action?
Stop spamming! Do you think threads grow on trees??
>>24149595*shoot you in the throat and make you gag in your own blood*
>>24149109It would be way easier if they grew on trees
Looking forward to VA-11 Hall-A
>>24157216Yooo she cookin up some secret stuff bruh
>>24157216She’s making a cover of Rat in a Cage
>breaks your oshi
everywhere I go, I see her tummy…
Why is Bae like this?
>>24164866is... is that insinuating what I think it is?
>>24165180What are you thinking? Brrats don't think.
>>24165618Sure we do, I think about Bae, Bae's ass, Bae's tummy, Bae's tits, next Bae stream, last Bae stream, Bae's Valentine stream... Many things to think about.
>>24168204>Bae's Valentine streamThat stream broke me down so much that I'm now able to rebuild myself as a better person.
>>24168204Is Bae for seiso idol protect or for lewding?
>>24168701Bae herself is alwasy trying to be seiso, which is why she's gets spammed by lewders.See also: Suisei
I watched the gartic phone stream VOD earlier and I didn't see anyone in global talking about it today which I thought was weird because it was really fucking funny Just wanted you guys to know that I guess
>>24169512Yeah it was pretty fun, poor Bae almost died of laughter, there was discussion of it in global during the stream but none after thatBrats do not generally post much there if at all unless she's streaming, keep that in mind
>>24169512Yeah it was fun. Global can't stop being threadreading tsunderes when it comes to Bae though. That's nice in it's own way though.
I will teleport to bae's house and force her to stream fucking right now. all of you brats can't stop me. AAAAAAAAA BAE DOKOOOOOOOO
>>24173366Sorry broWe just finished doing our thinghttps://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1524979531022340102
>>24162220knotted shirts get my dick hard
Reminder: 20% Less Mating Press Thread
>>24182845Bae is so cute.
>>24182845MATING PRESS NOW
>>24181356>not the soundpostYou had one job
>>24183505>20% less>he wants 20% morebrat...
>>2418505520% less is merely less. It is not zero.
>>24185315Well then we should activate the shield
Aww shiet, Collab with IRyS postponedSome kind of scheduling clash it seemshttps://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1525083448037101568
>>24185877lately I think Bae is trying to break the shield from inside...
>>24187611>forgot to post linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd0ve-FK5ms
>>24189627Why are you pointing at me?
>>24186289Fuck you Soda. Also fix your problems IRyS.
>>24198035Hey be nice to Soda.
When did the mating press thing begin?
>>24205840Sana BaeJk, that looks pretty pretty cool
>>24205702>>24205617>>24205612>>24205570>>24205527>>24205455>>24205123>>24205100>>24205025>>24204569>>24204472>>24203851That's not MARICART...
>>24206312mating press is Australian for “play Mario kart”
*Mating presses in Espanol*https://twitter.com/kurofezaa/status/1525173096910553089
>>24206968That's not a mating press. It saddens me how little mating press art there is of Bae.
>>24203851>>24204472>>24204569>>24205025>>24205100>>24205123>>24205455>>24205527>>24205570>>24205612>>24205617>>24205702brats... OP tried...
Rrat underbooba but no tail.
>>24221783shame, no tail is heresy
>>24182845Idk about you guys but i find this very hot its like she saying to me to mate press her.
>>24224838Bae... your body is suffering the consequences of february
>>24224838Never had one of those, sounds pretty nasty, hope it clears up tomorrow.But now I miss her
>>24224838Damn it, also what the hell is that?
>>24224838Wtf is a stye
>>24225046its a lil fucker that appears one day and decides your day is fucked, it goes away if you apply a warm cloth over it and wait two days, but the first day is always a bitch
>>24225046Infection on the oil secreting part of your eyelid, can be stress/hygiene related
>>24225115I think its how Australians pronounce stick
>>24225115>>24225046its my coom
>>24225204Owwiee... that looks painfulGet well soon baee....
>>24224838BuruhOur rat is so unlucky sometimes, hope it goes away soon. Styes are annoying little m'fkers
I want to hug her from behind and rub her belly and pat her head and nibble on her ears and tell her it will be ok...
>>24225028I thought this was gonna be a Quan-chi jokeFuck.... I guess I needed a funny joke deep down huh? I miss Bae too......
>>24090660What is sex with Bae like?
Don't cry Bae...
>>24225601its okay, i also tought it was a quanchi post, but unlike you ill never forgive that bastard, now im paranoid of every single spoiler i see on this board
Jesus that sounds awful. Damn hope she feels better.
>>24226075I spy with my little eye, a stye in the rat's eyeAye mate, a die roll is what life isSigh...eyes and thighs I guess I dunno
No brat can press this rat.
I like the rat
Alright so now I'm confuzzledShe was supposed to do something else instead of the IRyS collab, now that something else is going to be replaced by VA11HALL-A right?
>>24237562I'm pretty sure that's how it's going to be. The only reason she was gonna do a guerilla is that she would have the day free, and even then it was a "maybe." So yeah, expect only one stream tomorrow.
>>24237710I’m going to expect 3 and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
>>24237710I seeIn that case, I'm hoping it's the same time as the IRyS collab
>>24197401with bae's aim i don't think i have to try
>>24238383u riteShe would miss on a still target unironically and then trip herself from the recoil while the gun makes it's way to you"B-Bruh I was just kidding XD, the gun please?"
>>24090660Sup bros. I've been watching Mumei VODS and I'm currently on the A Way Out Collab with Bae. Just wondering, is that Bae's natural voice? With Pekora and Marine having nodules on their vocal chords I wonder if that'll happen to Bae eventually.