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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General: Give Us Homostars, You Bastard

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>23965804

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>>24079196
>Give Us Homostars, You Bastard

>> No.24079725

>>24078888
> I just wish he wasn't a femboy
low test

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>>24079174

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It's so nice to finally not be the only tako alive...

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happy birthday

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>>24079083
I would say its amazing to have a person like that with supports me! At the same time I am kinda sad because I know this type of people are really easy to manipulate with. He almost got manipulated into getting himself into 50k debt If I didn't help him. I really like him but he puts others before himself, which can be very dangerous for him.

If you are like this anon, please remember that there is a limit you should put when it comes to helping others. Your life is important too, don't ruin it only because you wanted someone succeed. Because that might be the last time you will be able to help anyone.

>> No.24079991

>>24079837
Is it really worth it if the other tako is a bbc obsessed sissy faggot?

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>>24079847
thank you
harem stop stalking my supas

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>>24080004
Have you tried not using the same name everywhere?
Happy birthday once again.

>> No.24080057

>>24079725
I am considering that, but I can't get him into a solo place to tease him, and the last thing I would want is get us both caught in public. Even tho if he will still resist, I will be forced to do so and see If he lied to me, but from his style I doubt.

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>>24079991
There's another living tako at that's all that matters!~

>> No.24080110

>>24080025
i didn't think it would be a problem when this dumbass game started a year ago and now it's too late to go back

>> No.24080225

>>24079991
Okay, I am not actually obsessed with bbc, but I can't deny they feel good. Colour doesn't matter if they can make you feel good.
> sissy faggot
Only because I'm flat doesn't mean I have to automatically be a guy... They just won't grow...

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>>24080110
I've known about it for ages, but you sent a birthday superchat so I'm calling you out for it. Our birthdays are pretty close in fact.

>> No.24080237

>>24080104
new rrat: brat is a nigger so priestess is also a bbc addict, this would explain why he didn't disown the new tako

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>>24080225
there's a girl here

>> No.24080273

>>24080225
thick wrist landwhale wrote this post

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>>24080225
>>24080261
and she likes getting blacked...

>> No.24080344

>>24080261
>there is a girl here
there have been anons here pretending to be girls before and they got caught. I'm not getting catfished again

>> No.24080380

>>24080344
>he believed it
lol, lmao even

>> No.24080410

>>24080225
>They just won't grow
Why does every Tranny want to be a titty monster? I don't get it.

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>females
>sissies
Not even once. Embrace masculinity.

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>>24080380
listen, if you groom every newfag you're bound to land on an actual girl one day, it's worth the risk

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>>24080500
>priestess is a "cast a wide net, see what sticks" kinda guy
kek

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>>24080273
I hate you for that one.
>>24080344
Imagine pretending when you can just be born as one, kek.
>>24080410
Can even tranny person grow a breasts? That would be a interesting to try on someone.
>>24080287
I will not reply to that so have a free (you)

>> No.24080698

>>24080605
>tfw priestess never tried to groom you
why even live

>> No.24080701

>>24080605
A true fisherman. Respect.

>> No.24080729

>>24080657
I never said I was judging you for liking being blacked...just pointing it out. I have yellow fever, glass house, stones.
and yes, trannies can "grow" ""tits"" - a man that isn't trying to be a tranny but with elevated estrogen levels will grow tits

>> No.24080742

>>24080657
>I hate you for that one
ohhhhh? touched a nerve? here have a (you) and fuck off

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>>24080698
You're not a newfag foxman

>> No.24080780

>>24080754
nice try but this isn't kitsune

>> No.24080793

>>24080657
>Can even tranny person grow a breasts? That would be a interesting to try on someone.
This reads incredibly ESL, but yes they can that's kinda the whole point of taking the hormones.
Anyway if you're a woman and not actually larping the only thing find here are femboys and fat guys.
In short post tits.

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but what does any of that have to do with towa?

>> No.24080807

>>24080754
You never tried to groom me either when i was a newfag way back then

>> No.24080840

>>24080793
>femboys and fat guys
Excuse me, am neither femboy nor fat.

>> No.24080843

>>24080793
nta
I know a dude who started lactating due to some mental health meds (I assume, I dont quite remember what exactly the meds were for) he started taking

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>>24080843

>> No.24080904

>>24080843
I need a depressed nasfaq bf right now

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>>24080780
>>24080807
Well maybe we can fix the mistakes of the past

>> No.24080963

>>24080843
There's a whole laundry list of shit that can cause gynecomastia. His name was Robert Paulson

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>>24080941
Don't cheat on your gfs now

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God my networth keeps going down every adjustment, then up because people buy, and then it goes straight back down again when adjustment comes back around. I need them to go up so I can sell them and then diversify way more, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>24081008
It's fine, they won't know, there's no wifi in the dungeon

>> No.24081134

>>24080729
I got criticised for that by others before not here but irl and it was annoying. I can see personally why they think its bad, but at the same time, I do that with white people that were actually bigger, and no one said to me about being "whited" or shit like that. It's just stupid in my opinion, but as many people as many opinions.
>>24080742
Nah not really, It's just funny to see you assume that. Have a (you) and be mad even more.ヾ(^ ^ゞ

>>24080729
>>24080793
Hm, I will have to look it up, but sounds hilarious.
>The only thing find here are femboys and fat guys
It was pretty obvious after few weeks since I started lurking in this thread
>>24080843
Feel free to elaborate on that one, got me interested. Seeing guy lactate has to look so hilarious.

>> No.24081136

>>24081047
>I need them to go up
>up because people buy
Read your post again heimin and you might find a new strat

>> No.24081159

>>24080904
>ywn squeeze fresh boymilk from tako squishies

>> No.24081189

I never used to dislike homos before /nasfaqg/

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>>24081047
depending on your sleep schedule and autism, you can just read poi and sell coins and make adjustments as a result and just buying coins that will go up before next adjustment and sell coins that will go down before next adjustment. its the best way to play as someone newer

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>>24081136
yeah but it's just back to their value before adjustments, which doesn't really help me mmake a profit. Maybe I just try and take the smallest of profits because this isn't really working out for me at the moment.
>>24081240
I've talked about this before but I can't really play for adjustments because my sleep schedule is just the right kind of fucked where I don't sleep early enough to catch them but don't stay up late either.
It doesn't help that I'm on the west coast and adjustments are at 6 AM. I feel for Aussiefriends.

>> No.24081345

>>24081134
>elaborate
I don't know what to say really. He was a very special guy, incredibly racist, his mother was a deformed result of inbreeding. To me seeing him lactate was more disgusting than hilarious but many found it hilarious.
The dude was very strong, and still is. Trained like hell because he wanted to become a strongman.

>> No.24081348

>>24081134
>I was merely pretending

>> No.24081381

fat girls are just fat guys with an even harder to find penis, not real girls

>> No.24081405

>>24081327
look at poi before you sleep and just set your autotrader up to sell the spikes/buy the dips, then have an autoclicker click the on button at 6:05am

>> No.24081502

>>24081345
I have heard somewhere if you take too much suplements for muscles you might end up actually lactating, maybe thats the reason.

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>>24081327
If that's really true, you can use primo autism and manually check view counts before you sleep or poi reads the view count and set up trades as a result. Most views on a stream will be determined within a few hours of the stream ending and you can manually guess as a result if a coin will go up or down, without depending on your sleep schedule or poi, cause if you're up now, you should be able to do that method at least, if you can't check poi before you sleep, or wake up in time for adjustments. The one thing this games good for is sleep schedules (at least NA/SA friends), missing two hours is "okay", but once you're past 4 or so hours, the value gets a lot worse, it's worth considering if you care. There's no loss to waking up earlier in the first place practically.

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>>24081134
I have a phd in talking mad shit you can't do shit to me landwhale-chama
ooops I'm supposed to not have wifi, I wasn't here

>> No.24081604

>24080963
dont talk about that.

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>>24081573
HOW'D YOU-
fuck I need to check my stuff

>> No.24081673

>>24081573
>I have a phd in talking mad shit
made me kek

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>>24081573
Sounds pretty based, I respect that.

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>>24081405
>>24081534
Well that's generally been my strategy more or less except without the autoclicker and waking up later, but part of my problem is that somehow I've been reading poi very very poorly lately (yes I check daily views and subs against poi and nasfaq). Things that I'd think would spike do not, and things I would think dip do not. Presumably it's from overbuy being a thing and getting fucked by that but it has made me question my ability to literally just read numbers.

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>>24081695
Subscriber counts, daily and weekly, along with weekly views, do impact adjustments, that may be the issue you are facing. It's only really worth noting the true bigger changes in numbers, as a difference of 5k views won't make much difference in adjustment and isn't worth considering.

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>>24081008
>>24081113
>>24081625
>>24081573
wait I thought that ship was dead

>> No.24082025

>>24081937
Preistigators death was... greatly exaggerated.

>> No.24082064

>>24081937
he is keeping me locked in this dungeon feeding me nothing but ina milk I don't even like milk help

>> No.24082089

>>24082064
>spoiler
low test twink

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>>24081937
It's always been alive.
Just no one wanted to expose they have internet access before this guy showed up...At least the other routers have not been discovered yet.

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don't be gay

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>>24081807
so you're saying that I've been getting hit by weekly subscribers and views dropping off? That sounds a bit improbable for it to get me for pretty much all of the last week.
In the end I just need to read the numbers better, gaaaaaaah. It's been a frustrating week in trading...

>> No.24082172

>>24082089
>if you don't like milk you're a twink
oh fuck off

>> No.24082194

>>24082089
i will only drink boy milk

>> No.24082209

How do I un-fuck my past trades?

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>>24079924
I know the limits and I know (mostly) when I'm being manipulated. I will never be used for money, that's something that I make very clear. I will not put myself in great danger because that's just stupid. What I *will* do is try and give all my love to those that I hold dear because that is what is important to me. I will aim to make them happy, even if it is exhausting or inconvenient. If it's too much, I'll cool it. My life is the only one I have, no resets. I won't throw it away to please one person who might be trying to fuck with me, but . It's relieving to hear your friend's fine, please continue to watch out for him.
Thanks for the wisdom tako, I appreciate it a ton!

>> No.24082300

>>24082172
have fun with your almond water and estrogen juice, faggot

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>>24082235
>but .
Oops...
but I will try to spend my time on this planet making good people happy!

>> No.24082324

>>24082300
NTA but lactose intolerance is NORMAL. Fucking yuro mutant. I still drink milk though.

>> No.24082350

>>24082300
I only drink water

>> No.24082381

>>24082209
banana in a microwave

>> No.24082396

>>24082381
>d-mail yourself in the past so that you can trade better
GENIUS

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>>24082163
It depends on the coins, but it's a possibility. I have a little game/questions for you to confirm it a little more for you. Why does Towa price sit at 26k now when she's been sitting at 20k for the past few weeks? I wonder why she spiked to 35k repeatedly? I sure wonder what has changed in that time frame and what massive drop in price may come in the coming days... I sure hope you haven't been buying Towa recently, unless you truly believe the dividends will be worthy. You'll be fine, a lot of people get tripped up by it.

>> No.24082411

>>24082324
>mutant.
yeah, I evolved, unlike you you fucking monkey

>> No.24082421

>>24082114
oi I don't like this image

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>>24082403
>me
>buying Towa
never again, I've been burned by Towa too many times. Everyone else can buy Towa, as for me? I'll not be buying Towa, even if Towa looks like a good buy.

>> No.24082633

If you need the MOVE data, it's been updated as of about 10 minutes ago.

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>>24082589
They always submit in the end to the Towa buying, you will be no exception in the end.

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>>24082064
You will be forced to drink the tako gf milk if you like it or not. You need to grow up as a strong tako bf!

>> No.24082817

>>24082748
Get Towa's banana out of my face!

>> No.24082832

>>24082411
>evolved
>to drink milk
>as an adult
ogey

>> No.24083032

>>24082324
I'm a tall blondeish blue eye'd white man and I'm lactose intolerant, not all yuros are mutants

>> No.24083079

>>24080754
I was never a newfag I am literally one of the oldest players (by account age)
The only people who've been playing longer than me are the devs.
Also imagine actually wanting to get groomed by peestess.

>> No.24083087

>>24082753
bf? no way

>> No.24083119

>>24083032
I'm a tall blondeish blue eye'd white man and I chug milk, sounds like you just need to step your shit up.

>> No.24083160

Morbing and Squeebing rn

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>>24082235
I am very happy to hear that!
I hope you will be able to succeed in your goal! Take care of yourself, and be happy with others!
People like you are really rare kind this days. I'm very happy you are like this, and I hope nothing will go wrong in your life since today!

>> No.24083229

why are there so many ESLs

>> No.24083259

>>24083229
most of the world is not the british isles
shocking, i know

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>>24083079
If you're referring to my graph (picrel) it's by *first transaction*, not "account age". There might be accounts older than yours that just bought their first coin later, I can't fetch account ages.

>> No.24083303

>>24082832
>not wanting nutrient packed easy to consume beverages to consume throughout adulthood
this board is full of faggots
>>24083119
based

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>>24073882
If you want it to be empty again, all you have to do is say so.

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>>24083186
Thanks, you take care of yourself too my nigga.
I keep getting rejected after falling in love and confessing but it'll work out one day. The future is bright! As bright as my love! Which is quite bright!

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>>24083471
Could you share a bit of your brightness...

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>>24083336
not the person you are replying to
I liked to see her being the only one without an actual oshicoiner, but I think having only 1 person show up is even funnier. Just shows how much no one likes her.

>> No.24083524

kroniibros...

>> No.24083557

>>24083518
nice image idiot

>> No.24083569

>>24083518
wtf people like her

>> No.24083653

>>24083518
People enjoy her, it just seems that the people who enjoy her don't enjoy stock simulator.

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I do not enjoy these new takos

>> No.24083791

>>24083763
i like them, they seem nice and based

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>>24083514
Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to? You want me to show that love to you?

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>> No.24083872

>>24083798
I'm the first name on the phonebook, and I take calls

>> No.24083882
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>>24083791
>based
>bbc raceplay fanatics

>> No.24083961
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>>24083471
The love is something that doesn't come easy. I know that from my own experience. I would write "you just need to wait" bullshit. But instead what I'm going to write is, remember to not get your heart broken by the one you actually thought is the one. When defeats will start to accumulate, and the bobble will pop up, you might end up being closed inside yourself. Don't let that happen! Look up after a defeat and learn from your mistakes. Don't be scared to cry, let it out, keeping it inside will only make it worse, and finally when the chosen one will show up, you will be fully prepared to love her until you die. And she will love you till she will die.

>> No.24083986

>>24083882
Unashamed of it! Refusing to bow down to the common opinion!

>> No.24084021

>tfw white

>> No.24084104
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>>24083653
>>24083569
Sorry. What I meant to say, not a lot of people like her from here. Small mistake from my side.

>> No.24084154
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>>24083557
Here

>> No.24084186
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24084186

>>24083961
>she
About that…

>> No.24084195
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>>24083872
Are you gonna pick up the phone or what? I sent you something funny.

>> No.24084219

>>24084104
I like her, I just don't like her enough to change oshis. That's how it always is - why would I change oshis from Aki or Matsuri or Subaru or Gura to a brand new ID3? Most people have already found an oshi, either in JP or EN1, or a small handful in EN2. An even smaller portion found an oshi in ID1/ID2, there are very few people left to oshi ID3.

>> No.24084243

>>24084186
investigator...

>> No.24084267

>>24084195
Squeebling

>> No.24084387
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>>24084219
I mean I'm okay with her too, after watching few of her VODs and ignoring the debut stream I will never forgor the tiktok, hearthstone and league bullshit she is quite okay, but I will probably never get the full vibe with her. Just the first impression made me not quite like her. But not to the point where I would actually hate her.

>> No.24084664

>>24083961
nta, but amen. Well said.

>> No.24084783

>>24083961
>Don't be scared to cry, let it out
weak

>> No.24085040

>>24074853
tsugu rape whistle on her bag, never used, cause she enjoys all the attention from her big onii-sans

>> No.24085155
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24085155

>tfw your nasfaq portfolio is now worth more than someone's life savings in actual crypto
ITT we laugh at the absolute state of /biz/ right now

>> No.24085218
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>>24083961
That was really great to read, it was enlightening. I'll try to keep myself open. In fact, I think keeping myself 'closed' has caused issues for me already. I didn't know whether to stay open or closed, and I ended up doing a lot of stupid things like being open when I should be closed and closed when I should be open!!!!. Thanks a lot tako, you're a good person. I don't care what you are, I'm glad you're here in this thread just cool it with the BBC stuff alright?.

>> No.24085266
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24085266

stop being gay for a moment let's laugh at digital money

>> No.24085267

>>24085155
did crypto crash again?

>> No.24085355

>>24085266
I'm always laughing at crypofags.

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reminder to not attempt to find a relationship on /nasfaq/ or anywhere on 4chan this includes /nasfaq/ gf/bf meme

>> No.24085386
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>>24085266
OH NOOOOO I'M DOWN $713M I'M IN HUGE TROUB- oh, it's not even 9% of my net worth? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED /biz/SHITS

>> No.24085388
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>>24085267
well, you could surely say that

>> No.24085420
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24085420

poor sapling

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>>24085218
>spoiler2
I will try my best to cool with them down

>> No.24085437

>>24083986
bbc is the normie opinion
then they get a black eye everything in their house stolen and get to enjoy the "joy" and "strong womyn" of
being a single mother

>> No.24085475
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24085475

>>24085388
>LUNA
>-93.78%
んんんんなあああああああああああああああああ

>> No.24085569

>>24085266
all money is digital money

>> No.24085608

>>24085388
ouch, thank god I never trusted crypto

>> No.24085622

>>24085380
fuck you, you can never stop me

>> No.24085625
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>>24085569
well that's objectively wrong and you know it.

>> No.24085680

>>24085625
can you eat that? If not, its basically the same as any other money

>> No.24085733
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>>24085680

>> No.24085757

>>24085625
>thinking fancy coins have any real value

>> No.24085779

>>24085680
yeah you just have to peel the aluminium foil off

>> No.24085854

>>24085680
>>24085757
come back when you actually studied economics and your brain isn't fried by crypto

>> No.24085897

>>24085854
what makes you think I give a fuck about crypto?

>> No.24085913

>>24085380
It's really hard when everybody is so nice here, but you're probably right. Brain needs fixing.

>> No.24085945

Why did the computer have no money left?
Someone cleaned out its cache!

>> No.24085965

>>24085945
honk ban this guy

>> No.24085982

>>24085854
>thinking either have any real value

>> No.24086030

>>24085913
dont believe his lies

>> No.24086209

>they don't trade with cattles or salt
ngmi

>> No.24086286

>>24086209
unironically this

>> No.24086376

>>24086209
>cattles
ESL-kun…

>> No.24086450

>>24085380
I don't care, I need a nasfaq gf

>> No.24086555

>>24085854
>gold
>silver
>having any value other than making for good semiconductors
lol
lmao, even

>> No.24086643

>looks at the price of a coper over the last 45 years
Well...

>> No.24086670

we never should've moved away from the barter system

>> No.24086720

>>24086670
No one ever used the barter system, commodity trade (metals, gems, grain) was always the main way of commerce

>> No.24086778

>>24086720
The only thing I trade is germs

>> No.24086811

Coco Bill auction doko?

>> No.24086886

>>24086643
now do the same for wheat

>> No.24086916

I LOVE TAKAWASI KIWAWAWWWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.24086920

>>24086811
ask jowosei

>> No.24086941

This olace gets even more autistic when talking about real money, still better than gayposting

>> No.24087005

>>24086920
I will hugut you

>> No.24087017

>>24086941
*place
Sorry I have big finger to finger twinks better

>> No.24087079
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>>24087005
hey let's have a big /nasfaqg/ sleepover

>> No.24087106
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>>24087005
hey let's have a big /nasfaqg/ orgy

>> No.24087131
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>>24087079
Why would anyone trust themselves sleeping near anyone from /nasfaqg/?

>> No.24087181

>>24087131
we're all little girls we can't rape each other

>> No.24087223
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To the fagling that keeps teasing KH

>> No.24087235

im going to fuck a hoshiyomi

>> No.24087238

>>24087131
the risk is what makes it fun

>> No.24087274

>>24087131
i wouldn't mind

>> No.24087388

>>24087079
TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY]

>> No.24087598

>>24087388
yes but bend over a little

>> No.24087669

You gays are the best bundle of faggots I've ever had the pleasure to discover.

>> No.24088011
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>>24086555
>it's only semiconductors bro
WHAT ARE YOU TYPING THIS ON

>> No.24088040
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>>24085380
Delete this, let newfags stay easily groomable

>> No.24088042

>>24088011
anon...

>> No.24088062

>>24088011
a plastic keyboard?

>> No.24088454

>>24088011
My smart fridge

>> No.24089270 [SPOILER] 
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a network

>> No.24089890

>>24089270
Network THIS
*unzips Rurudo buys*

>> No.24089964
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>> No.24089967
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>>24089270
ohhh rurudo

>> No.24090142

stop making me lust for the cunny lion

>> No.24090159
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>>24090142
Sounds like a you problem.

>> No.24092057
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>> No.24092410
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I want another bath review stream

>> No.24092642

>>24092410
we could do that ourselves

>> No.24092660
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24092660

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>> No.24092701
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>>24092410
What about bath stream instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2xQ_Mvf2-M&list=PLRPHlX1SjMc4fWM_XqG50SK7egAUIGHGj

>>24092642
look image

>> No.24092808
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>>24092410
>two gfs in a bath
itadakimasu!

>> No.24092864
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24092864

>>24092808
No tako!
Bad!
Bad tako!
No tako on tako incidents!

>> No.24092945

>>24092660
:(

>> No.24092953

>>24092808
They are not your gfs

>> No.24093038
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24093038

Investi x Brat

>> No.24093138

>>24093038
>bae
>large breasts
ruined

>> No.24093144

I'm still waiting for someone to make zeta x bae doujin where bae would put her key into zeta, making bae be able to control zeta and force her to do raw yuri sex with her for hours or maybe cook something together, I'm not really picky.

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>>24092864
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into the thread? A chuuba coin big enough that they could be listed on NASFAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Tako. I am the danger. A guy gayposts and gets bonked and you think that of me?
No.
I am the one who bonks!

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>>24093154

>> No.24093200
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>>24092410
that ame is exactly me in about 5 minutes
>>24093038
no and why?

>> No.24093278
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24093278

This is the last of my bath art

>> No.24093328

>>24092410
>>24093038
>>24093278
leaked pictures of priestess' dungeon

>> No.24093349

what does any of that have to do with towa

>> No.24093385

>>24093349
towa banana...

>> No.24093455

>>24093328
LET ME INNNNNNN

>> No.24093588
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24093588

>>24093328
Objection, missleading.
This is priestess' dungeon (Image taken by one of our secret drones)

>> No.24093613

>>24093385
but where?

>> No.24093646

>>24093588
>nene spying outside the window
KEK

>> No.24093690
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>>24093588
Dios mios that face, priestess looks like that? Ouch

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>>24093690
i would
captcha GAYTX

>> No.24093775

>>24093690
The footage is quite old, it was before the incident in with his head got smashed onto the table and somehow made him look much better

>> No.24093802
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24093802

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.
It's Rurudo's IPO, so she won't be included in the R.I.C.H., R.I.S.E., or F.R.E.E. reports. She is included in the M.O.V.E. report, though.


Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 27,099,853, a 0.92% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 410,604. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,574,152 shares, or 9.5% of market volume.
>Rurudo currently has the lowest volume, at 24,663 shares, or 0.09% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Kanaeru :: +21.7%
>Aki :: +4.1%
>Coco :: +4%
>Zeta :: +3.3%
>Lui :: +2.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Moona :: -5.2%
>Nana :: -2.8%
>Ollie :: -2.7%
>Iofi :: -1.6%
>Haato & Flare :: -0.8%


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $213,983.85, which is an increase of 1.75% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $677,797,332,924.45, which is an increase of 2.36% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,011.11. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $75,893,414,517.76 in total market value, or 11.2% of market value.
>Rurudo currently has the lowest value, at $175,910,573.91 in total market value, or 0.03% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 43):
>Moona :: +95.4%
>Ollie :: +50.8%
>Lamy :: +29.3%
>Risu :: +19.9%
>Kronii :: +19.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 22):
>Miko :: -25.7%
>Nene :: -13%
>Amelia :: -12.5%
>Ina'nis :: -10.6%
>Korone :: -9.7%

1 coin (Matsuri) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $507,920,274, which is an increase of 72.93% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $677,442,432.99 today, a decrease of 17.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 24):
>Nana :: +21.7%
>Aki :: +13.4%
>Matsuri :: +11.5%
>AZKi :: +6.7%
>Lamy :: +6.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Kovalskia, Reine, Matsuri) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins (Pochimaru, Rushia, Civia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Calliope, Ayamy, Botan, Aqua, HLuna, Sana, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Iofi) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rurudo :: $713.26 Up
>Moona :: $599.09 Down
>Kanaeru :: $488.11 Up
>Pekora :: $312.69 Up
>Ollie :: $295.77 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Civia :: $1.24 Down
>Matsuri :: $1.98 Up
>Ayame :: $2.36 Up
>Pochimaru :: $2.96 Down
>Nachoneko :: $11.49 Up

Overall Average movement was $38.84 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $89.44 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$112.98 per hour.

Finding art for Rurudo was slightly more involved than usual. Her page on Danbooru was taken down "for copyright reasons", and she's apparently banned from Safebooru? No idea what that's about, but I ended up having to dig around in pixiv's lackluster tagging system and found some stuff that hadn't yet been spammed on /vt/ already.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.24093830

>>24093613
inside me...

>> No.24093880

>>24093802
I will probably read the review in the morning after I wake up, but as always! Thank you very much for your number review!
And let the ina bless you with extra cookie.

>> No.24093918
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24093918

I have one more

>> No.24093940

>>24093802
Rurudo doesn't like her art reuploaded, better to check twitter for that. It probably causes an issue because she's a character and not just an artist.
>>24093830
Jealous.

>> No.24093984

>>24093918
>>24093278
>>24093038
>>24092410
Investi x brat official?

>> No.24094254

>>24093588
>88
I'll take the tako eating soap please

>> No.24094477

>>24093984
As much as I would love for investigator to finally find some happiness, that ship is very unlikely.

>> No.24094571

>>24094477
Guess a card out of a playing deck unlikely or Oldhag Kitsune finally getting a gf unlikely?

>> No.24095165

>>24093588
god thats an ugly ina

>> No.24095247

>>24094571
i want the sapling ship to happen but he keeps saying "dm me then" then no one dms him
saplings are cockteases
personally i would pillage the old dustyboiwomb but i dont think hed go for me im more of a dad type

>> No.24095568
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>>24095247
Dm me

>> No.24095626
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>>24095247
>>24095568
I'm afraid to

>> No.24095842

>>24095568
>>24095626
how about an intermediary?

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>>24093038
>>24093984
There might be enough art to force it

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>>24095568
I did NOT make this post
Why do I keep getting false-flagged when I have the thread closed...

>> No.24096300
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Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• The Report has been slightly delayed due to my holidays. This will happen to the next one, too.
• “Impossibly” high Trading income usually stems from selling Rushia that was bought early on. Some users get 100-120 million last week from it.
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.

>Game Activity
• There have been 211 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 1 more active player than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 01.05.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 08.05.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 07.05.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>> No.24096336
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>>24096300
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

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24096368

>>24096336
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>> No.24096370
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24096370

>>24096238
Its okay sweety just ignore the false flag chu~

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>>24096368
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>> No.24096444

>>24096370
Is this you, Sekkusu?

>> No.24096569
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>>24096444
>/inf/ name fags

>> No.24096970
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>>24096300
>>24096336
>>24096368
>>24096407
Not the greatest week I've had. Buying Rushia likely isn't helping my numbers, but I keep my word. I'll hit 4444.

>> No.24097422
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24097422

Umm, cheesed to meet you?

>> No.24097528
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24097528

I guess I'm cheesed to meet you or something.

>> No.24097549

>>24096300
>>24096336
I didn't trade anything for 5 days but my profits seem fine. I guess the past week was a shitty crab week if you kept holding rushia

>> No.24097719
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>>24097528
>meet someone
>cheesed to meet them
>I say N

>> No.24098046

>>24097719
i

>> No.24098210
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24098210

Umm... Chinked to meet you, aru?

>> No.24098238

>>24097719
this is fake the real kitsube isn't racist

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24098405

>>24098238
>unaware
Oh nonono, nono you can't be serious

>> No.24098693

>>24096336
>>24096407
I'm hurting myself with Rushia purchases, but I otherwise came out pretty ahead. I didn't even incur losses, unlike most of the people above me.
Cost management strategy is working, but man I miss not buying a 6-digit coin.

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>>24096336
holy shit why am I second yet I dropped a place on the leaderboard? Is this chart all just FUD all along

>> No.24100319

>>24099971
The leaderboard is pure Autism Over Time, and can take ages to show permanent progress over your competition. The returns report shows gains as raw as possible, and compares them to everyone else.
Not to mention that the biggest source of income right now is pure value inflation, so if you dropped position in the leaderboard, check how much volume your peers are holding compared to you, specifically of the big boy coins.

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>>24096336
It would appear that I screwed up pretty badly this week, I'll have to try even harder next time. Thank you for the report!

>> No.24100507
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>>24100415
Try sucking ma dick harder next time.

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>>24100507
I think I'm gonna say no, no I won't

>> No.24101428

Indog loli's divvies are going to be so broken that it will be hilarious

>> No.24101467

>>24101428
No.

>> No.24101473

>>24098238
where do you think chokobooru came from?

>> No.24101837
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24101837

>>24096300
>>24096336
>>24096368
>>24096407
A-At least my dividends were good this week...

>> No.24102928
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>>24101837
Consider the following:
Look at your NASFAQ leaderboard position compared to those above you in the Trading Overview. You are limited by your net worth. You're still doing very well for the amount of money you're able to play with so don't feel bad! Your rank is based on net trading income, not trading return percentages. You won't be able to reach the top 20, 30, even 40 of the report because it's genuinely impossible unless you pull some MAD STUFF. So please, don't feel depressed about it. It's out of your control. You are still quite successful, it's just that the success doesn't translate very well in this report. Cheer up heimin!
Third in divs is actually really impressive considering you did so well in trading too (again, it doesn't show up clearly on the report), so there's that. You're good at organising your wallet, so be happy. You did well!

>> No.24103116

>>24096336
If I'm really high up on this one that means I did good, right?

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>>24102928
I'm not really that depressed about it, it's mostly just funposting. It's frustrating but I like to think of it just as a funk, though I was surprised when my overview looked better than I thought it would.

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>>24104223
I may be stupid.
As long as you know you're doing very well, that's fine. Better to reassure you than risk you getting depressed. The only frustration you should be feeling is about how slow it is for a person to rise in this game, it'll take a while for you to reach the top 100 no matter how good you are. Don't let that discourage you though!

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24105129

ohhh 9k rurudo

>> No.24105887

>>24096238
Are you even interested in a nasfaq gf

>> No.24107293
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24107293

what the actual fuck happened between the last two threads

>> No.24107446

>>24107293
rurudo

>> No.24107563
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24107563

>>24107446
I was referring to the bbc-loving female(?) tako and the therapist sapling but fair answer, i guess

>> No.24107584
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24107584

>>24085380
This is a FUD.

>> No.24108905

Amazing 271 posts and all are garbage posts I regret reading

>> No.24108927

>>24108905
no theres posts about rurudo those are good

>> No.24108954

>>24108905
teach heimin how to trade

>> No.24109003

>>24108905
let's go home anon

>> No.24109059
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24109059

>>24108905
When holostars get in the thread quality will increase, trust me in this fact brother. Inshallah.

>> No.24109808

>>24108927
ohhhh rurudo

>> No.24110131

>missed the IPO because of irl shit
>already at 9k
im ngmi

>> No.24110167

>>24110131
she'll drop to 3k tomorrow, don't worry

>> No.24110209
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>>24110167
And then I'll buy her back up to 9k.

>> No.24110387
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>>24110131
could be worse. you could've forgotten her at 4x
>MPP: $6,000

>> No.24110553

>>24110387
meh I'll just start 10xing her even at 9k

>> No.24110696

>>24110387
>I'm still buying x10
I need an even stronger NGMI holy shit

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>>24110696
this is as strong as they come...

>> No.24110933
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24110933

>looks at her channel
on second thought, I think I did dodge a bullet for not buying her at all

>> No.24111030

>>24110933
NOW do you think the people asking for homos are being unreasonably pissed about Rurudo? my own fucking forgotten and ignored youtube channel has an order of magnitude more views. as in millions.

>> No.24111126

It's not about numbers
Rurudo makes me hard
Homos don't

>> No.24111197

>>24111030
skill issue

>> No.24111954

Are you cunny? Are Homos cunny? I don't think so.

>> No.24112491

>>24111954
kira...

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24112851

>>24110387
Holy shit, I just remember im 3xing her

>> No.24113370

>>24112491
I miss Kira but he's gone. You have to let go.

>> No.24113398

>>24094477
Why are you making it sound like investigator is some kind of tragic hero?

>> No.24113623
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>>24099971
consider how long it took me to consistently drop about 4 places down to around ~35
I had to stop giving any fucks about taxes as well as stopping to have my pc running 24/7 in December, be two weeks completely gone in January, Covid Restriction easing causing me to be physically wagecucking from around March this year then one more week of being completely out.
Some here mean it when they say networth is a meme because there is simply no indicator of objective performance aside from those returns reports (which are a labour of love and extended autism) due to your networth being directly linked to current pricings at any given time. Sure this reflects how the rankings would behave with real stocks but that doesn't consider the fact that IRL you can just dump millions of stock instantly when you feel a crash while here the more coin you have, the more you are locked in with the waves.

>> No.24115190

Damn, I almost accidentally bought Ayamy because of her doge stream.

>> No.24115774

>rurudo in
>no kakage
But why

>> No.24116642

>>24113398
If only you knew

>> No.24118903

>>24079196
>give Us Homostars, You Bastard
next thread

>> No.24120516

>Roll Gacha
>Get 8 $500 in a row followed by Nada
Thanks, I guess

>> No.24121999
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24121999

anotha one

>> No.24122172

>>24121999
now i just need my oshi to get her own cycle.

>> No.24122195
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24122195

>>24122172
>brap cycle
>soda cycle
it needs a name that isn't just explicitly referring to her ticking womb

>> No.24122260

>>24122195
no idea, i only know irys for her lesbian relationship with the rat. that's it. do we have any other holochuuba that is eligible for the music channel status?

>> No.24122299

>>24096336
>spend all liquid on saturday, still 7th
ayyy

>> No.24122458

>>24122260
From what I can tell, Nenechi fits the requirements (she just needs to apply)

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>> No.24123216

>>24122195
i hadnt pegged IryS as a hag that warranted womb posting, do people womb poster her? or is it just in the iryS thread

>> No.24123247

>>24122195
whenever she music dips, you say its "hope descending"

>> No.24123295

>>24122195
hope cycle

>> No.24123308

>>24123216
IRyS is the most breedable EN
>>24123247
>>24123295
AND YOU ARE NOOOOOOOOOOT ALOOOOOOOOOOONE

>> No.24123388

>>24123295
>>24123308
Madoka-core.

With that many cycles, we have our own Law of the Cycles

>> No.24123553

Rurudo is a bitch that did Roro dirty

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>>24123388
being irys is suffering

>> No.24123976

>>24094254
No takos showed on the presentation are for rent.

>> No.24124090

>>24123976
>rent
you mean new ownership as pets and onaholes
does a takos squishies also leak ink? i know one big squishy on them i can get a weird smelling white ink from i like that one

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>>24096300
>>24096336
>>24096368
>>24096407
Thank you very much for your financial report! As always very appreciate it! They allow me to realize that even my dividends are shit, but somehow I still climb in the leaderboard.

>> No.24124287
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>>24124090
Seek mental help.

>> No.24124346

>>24124195
>>24124287
A yuro, huh? Interesting

>> No.24124502
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24124502

Good morning nasfaq!
I feared this day might come... But I'm happy for IRyS!
Easy mode: activated. ;)

>> No.24124567

>>24124502
My condolences

>> No.24125131

die

>> No.24125189

>>24107293
wrist-schizo shit up the thread

>> No.24125285

>>24124287
i will milk the squishies

>> No.24125527
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24125527

>>24125285
Milk these instead

>> No.24125672

>>24125527
mating press

>> No.24126091

Anyone is making the new thread? I'm not doing it, out of the house.

>> No.24126223

I want to milk futa Ina...

>> No.24126369

>>24126223
This one you took too far.

>> No.24126396

Well that was the worst week in recent history. Curse you, report man.

>> No.24126433
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24126433

>>24126396
Huh? Don't shoot the messenger.
I haven't even read the thread in the past week, but seeing bits and pieces, I'm not sure if I want to.

>> No.24126443

>>24126223
no, no futa, real boy milk from boy takos

>> No.24126468

>>24126433
I meant profit wise silly. Although the thread has been awful too.

>> No.24126576
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24126576

Time to reset the thread. Death to Mahjong!

Pagi!

>> No.24126764

ohhhh i need to abayo

>> No.24126807
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24126807

>You feel Pagi's large throbbing futa cock in-between your tiny feminine hands
>She looks down at you and questions what the hold up is but you are just stuck there star struck at the size, no the thickness of it too
>And the smell oh god the smell what a pungent smell is invading your nose it was like a pheromone bomb invaded your senses
>Pagi getting annoyed flicks you in the head and you apologize for freezing up there as you proceed to start working the sha
oh look its adjustments time

>> No.24126860

>>24126807
pagi... nyo...

>> No.24126868

>>24126807
why do you have to ruin some good gayposting with futa

>> No.24126988

What the fuck?

>> No.24127015

>>24126807
oh my...
also wtf water cunny

>> No.24127022
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24127022

>>24126868
Why do you have to do gayposting in the first place.
>>24126807
You need bibble in your heart. And someone to love, and not suck that person dick off.

>> No.24127020

Kobo?!?!

>> No.24127114

music channels, eat your heart out, the real cycle is the botting cycle

>> No.24127126
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24127126

I require more help.

>>24126807
pagi.. nyo...

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24127154

>>24127126
Rip your benchmark. I feel really sad for you at this point.
Hehe green button goes brrrrrr

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>>24127126

>> No.24127274
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24127274

wtf to many things
>irys
>water cunny
>futa

>> No.24127303

I MUST PUMP

>> No.24127317

>>24127274
irys
>music channel
water cunny
>perpetual cycle of suffering (overbought)
futa
>nasfaqgs

>> No.24127429
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24127429

As per usual, post em.

>> No.24127457

>>24127317
Kobo didn't drop because overbought, she got 9 million daily views and 477k subs from channel restoration, today, those metrics rotated out, so she adjusted accordingly.
>>24101428
Sadly, those numbers didn't go into the weekly metrics, so her dividends won't get affected. Smart move honk.

>> No.24127458
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24127458

>>24127429
maririn...

>> No.24127548

>>24127457
thanks for the info but i shall hold on to my rrat. because it feels like honk boosted overbought

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