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24072717 No.24072717 [Reply] [Original]

Would you eat your Oshi's cooking?

>> No.24072823

kiara i love you but that looks like shit

>> No.24072945

>>24072717
No, I'll be eating her ass

>> No.24073187

>>24072823
Fuck you
I would much rather have shit looking but tasty homemade food than expensive takeout any day of the week

>> No.24073236

>>24072717
Kiara pls cut the meat smaller next time so that it can cook properly

>> No.24073243

>>24072823
t. seething woman who can’t cook

>> No.24073299

>>24072717
shut the fuck up gook

>> No.24073329

>>24072823
t. never cooked any meal

>> No.24073386

>>24073187
>>24073243
>>24073329
it looks like the shitty "general tso's chicken" my mom used to make. call it trauma or projection or whatever but i think i know bland as shit attempts at chinese food when i see them.

>> No.24073451

>>24073299
i was thinking about shopping it out but I couldnt be bothered stop bullying me

>> No.24073617

>>24073386
Anon, it's worse. While the "chicken" looks good, it's actually pork. Meaning it's not cooked right. If it were actual chicken i would've accepted this basic dish

>> No.24073673

>>24072717
In my fantasies, her food is so good I cry

>> No.24073908
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I don't even like most pastries but I would relish anything Mikeneko puts her hands on

>> No.24073924
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>>24072717
Absolutely!

>> No.24074101

>>24072717
What's the appeal on using fruits on what normally would classify as a salty dish?
>>24073908
Oh hell no.

>> No.24074110

>Millie
Yeah. Would love to.

>> No.24074176

>>24072717
There’s hardly and protein in that what the hell?

>> No.24074230
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24074230

I want to avoid eating my oshi cooking if possible

>> No.24074239

>>24074101
Fried/baked pineapple is unique compared to other fruit. Thats why pineapple on pizza exists.

>> No.24074328

That gross long grain rice and pale imitation of subuta. I like Kiara but keep her cooking away from me.

>> No.24074388

>>24074230
Haaton, you know better. Pigs must eat it.

>> No.24074389

>>24074328
Never ate german food before, right? Bread and backed stuff is 10/10 but if i had the choice i would take Kiaras shitty food over actual german food.

>> No.24074397
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>>24072717
Yes

>> No.24074408

>>24073908
Do these have her period blood in them?

>> No.24074446

>>24072717
>pork
ahh great, now she can't kiss Reine

>> No.24074489

>>24074408
God I hope so

>> No.24074607
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24074607

Also I want to eat this girl's lettuce soup so bad

>> No.24074657

>>24072717
Bellpeppers are gross. Pineapple with chicken is gross. I'd rather throw this in the garbage.

>> No.24074784

>>24074607
She filters her food almost as much as her face but she has that standard tasty housewife type cooking down.

>> No.24074836

>>24072717
Honestly, I would be happy to have anyone cook for me. Except for maybe Haachama.

>> No.24074875

>>24074607
Thats cabbage. Seems to be a jp style pot au feu

>> No.24074891
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24074891

HAG
SUPREMACY

>> No.24074942

>>24073908
That looks like some kind of Eldritch abomination

>> No.24074965

I would drink chu-hai with Aki. Does that count?

>> No.24074999

>>24074891
The one with two eggs...are those sliced hardboiled and seared or what?

>> No.24075052

>>24072717
Looks like shit

>> No.24075069

>>24074657
Dude, that’s not even chicken it’s pork.

>> No.24075071

>>24074446
>he doesnt know

>> No.24075077

>>24074891
Based.

>> No.24075126

>>24072717
Looks lacking but i would try it, it could be nice

>> No.24075185

>>24072717
My mum used to make exactly this (minus the peppers, she can't stand them).

>> No.24075261

>>24074999
Look up hanjuku tamago or aji tamago

>> No.24075297

>>24074230
There are many things I'm willing to eat.
You'll have to kill my before I eat a fucking spider.

>> No.24075302
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24075302

>>24074875
>レタス
It's lettuce.

>> No.24075311

I want a cooking vtuber... Are there any good ones? (not Onigiri because I don't like coombaiting and her voice)

>> No.24075313

>>24072717
Would eat, she’s learning
Kiara is unironic wife material cause she tries
Other holoen just talk about ordering ubereats and not answering when the delivery guy calls them

>> No.24075316

>>24074999
Those are softboiled eggs in shoyu aoa ramen eggs. Please do your Japanese cuisine reps.

>> No.24075400

>>24075302
Gross. Only because she had no cabbage like a peasant.

>> No.24075423

>>24075261
>>24075316
Ty

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>>24072717
I hate bell peppers.

>> No.24075745
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Furthermore if I don't get to taste her choco I'm going to actually go insane. Genuinely wife material even while having every mental illness.

>>24075400
Never underestimate my wife's autism.

>> No.24075782

>>24072717
That pork should have been cut into pieces about half their size, and everything given a deeper sear before glazing.
That said, yes. I would eat anything Kiara cooked for me and she's not even my oshi. My oshi (who is also HoloEN1) is too lazy and tired to cook me anything except maybe instant ramen.

>> No.24075829
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24075829

without hesitation. would have to make my own salads and green additions to her cooking tho

>> No.24076019

>>24072717
>pineapple in any hot food
Trash/10

>> No.24076105

>>24076019
Oh could be worse it could be Mandarins, I was at a friend's house and what they ate tasted like when I throw up

>> No.24076227

>>24072823
What? It's just rice with pork, what's weird about that?

>> No.24076279

>sweet sour
peak white people food

>> No.24076356

>>24076279
>using "white people X" as an insult
I think you're a little lost, friend. Twitter's that way.

>> No.24076399
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>> No.24076415

>>24073908
You'd eat alien cock?

>> No.24076489

>>24076399
Based shrine maiden

>> No.24076549

>>24076279
All those white Changs amirite

>> No.24076581

My oshi is Ina so yes 100% without hesitation

>> No.24076626
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24076626

in a heartbeat

>> No.24076629

>>24076581
mmm dog

>> No.24076636

>>24073908
These come with a side of boyfriend semen?

>> No.24076678

>>24076019
Pineapple can be pretty good in curry but has to be fresh pineapple and cooked as meat. The slight sweetness cooks into the spices of the curry and the pineapple itself end up being meaty with just curry taste.

>> No.24076829
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>>24072717
I would pay to eat it.

>> No.24076840

>>24076636
Yes (my own)

>> No.24076879

>>24076227
It’s not weird, just looks poorly made. The bell peppers and pineapple don’t look like she really cooked them, there’s almost no pork, and the sauce looks watery

>> No.24076889
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>>24076629
Sorry she's not an indog/chang like your oshi

>> No.24076918

I bet all that food is cold by the time they take those pics because they spent an hour trying to make it look good.

>> No.24077098

>>24076889
Anon, she's Korean. There is basically no difference between them and indogs/zhangs

>> No.24077110

>>24076889
You can literally eat dog in Korea, though I doubt Ina does as a maple.

>> No.24077142

>>24072717
I don't like peppers or fruit.

>> No.24077169

>>24076918
Sorry you suck at plating food and have no filters on your phone bro. Takes less that a min.

>> No.24077173

>>24072717
Make it chicken instead of pork and remove the bellpeppers and pineapple and I'd eat it.

>> No.24077213

>>24076829
It's not fair to compare to Luna. Hags will have years of cooking experience. While most of these girls are living off UberEats.

>> No.24077218

>>24077142
Carnivorechad or actual child?

>> No.24077501 [DELETED] 

>>24077098
t. SEAnigger

>> No.24077618

>>24077213
Hags always win. Especially sexy, definitely not baby, hags.

>> No.24077723

>>24077218
I just don't like fleshy vegetables.

>> No.24077734

>>24072823
It's decent. Nowhere near "shit". Look at Kay's Cooking to see true shit.

>> No.24077918
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>>24076829
I want to eat Luna's balls

>> No.24077944

I would if she could cook anything

>> No.24079780

boiled pork in sauce with no sear is no flavor
meat to vegetable ratio is off
red bell peppers in an already sweet dish

Kiara is absolutely not good at cooking

>> No.24080332

>>24072823
Faggot

>> No.24080403

>>24072717
I'd even eat poison if kiara cooked it for me

>> No.24080553

>>24072717
Mushy rice no thanks

>> No.24080678

>>24072717
I'd eat anything a woman cooked for me...

>> No.24081081
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24081081

dog ozoni
good shit

>> No.24081144
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24081144

Sure

>> No.24081193

>>24072717
this looks like crap my mom would make because she saw some new recipe or whatever instead of just making good basic food like shaghetti

>> No.24081507

>>24076399
>>24076626
Wtf is this shit and who cooked the wannabe corndogs?

>> No.24081648

>>24072717
Would I eat Ames or Mumeis cooking, yes of course! However, I would prefer to cook for them, neither of them eat properly and it would be the least I could do. Especially since they will have my children.

>> No.24081802
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>>24074397
Even the fruit sushi?

>> No.24081813

Tendies now

>> No.24081903
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24081903

Vegan, and admitted to loving veggies that are tasty with minimal effort. I'd probably be fine as long as I can find some adequate fake meat

>> No.24082162

>>24081802
Especially the fruit sushi as long as I can treat her to real sushi after

>> No.24082505

>>24081144
Ruined with instant noodles.

>> No.24082710

>>24072717

>German-made Chinese food

no thanks

>> No.24082857

>>24081802
>>24082162
>watched a clip of her yesterday
>was sexually moaning to food
How the mighty have fallen...

>> No.24082894

>>24081903
Enjoy eating onions, cuckold

>> No.24083114

>>24072717
Post the dino nugs.

>> No.24083378

>>24074891
>Stand aside, little girls.

>> No.24083402

>>24082563

>> No.24083412

>>24082894
I do enjoy eating onions, newfriend

>> No.24083567

>>24072717
>didn’t dice the peppers
>rice looks hard as fuck
ngmi

>> No.24083641

>>24076636
God I hope so.

>> No.24083667

>>24073187
>>24073243
>>24073329
>>24076227
>>24080332
>anons have never had any proper home cooked meal with presentation
Perhaps I’ve been too harsh to you all

>> No.24084048

Which vtuber is most likely to add love nectar to their cooking?

>> No.24084068

>>24076636
Yeah, mine

>> No.24084308
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24084308

Hahahaha

No

>> No.24084506

>>24076279
So?

>> No.24085175

>>24075311
no, she's the only one who does a frontal green screen cooking format

>> No.24085219

>>24084048
Haachama

>> No.24085477

>>24075782
>>24079780
I keep seeing "didn't sear the pork". I'm assuming you're American or some other type of westerner. It's VERY common in Asian culture to not sear the meat. It may not be your preference, but in many Asian dishes they don't bother to sear the meat. It's not bad just preference. It's still flavorful due to the variety of sauces and seasonings. If you don't believe me I recommend watching this
https://youtu.be/GJeiIOV-RaY

>> No.24085591

>>24083567
>rice looks hard
anon over here only eats gruel

>> No.24085687

>>24074230
I always lose it at how fucking soggy the spider got. Jesus Christ.

She did it again at Valentine's this year and nearly gagged, but then again it was spicy ramen + chocolate + spider

>> No.24085756

>>24076626
>Mori will never make you hotdog sushi and mixed drinks

>> No.24085820

>>24075311
Ayamy, cooks frequently, has good ASMR streams and is very talkative during them (knows Japanese, Korean and English). Small viewerbase makes it quite comfy too.

>> No.24085896

>>24074891
Can't wait for the cooking collab with Choco.

>> No.24086430

>>24085477
>It's not bad just preference.
Wok hei creates a light but flavorful sear. If you are using a nonstick pan, you have to sear it.
This isn't preference, it's the fucking basics of cooking.

>> No.24087088

Are onions the new "s o y" boogieman or are you all a bunch of babies who think garlic is too spicy?
Onions are great.

>> No.24087124

>>24086430
Not every dish cooked in a wok requires or produces wokhei. Wokhei is the blistering of ingredients to create toasted notes.

A lot of Chinese cooking blanches food in oil rather than sear.

>> No.24087341

>>24072717
At least it looks edible, unlike a lot of shit I see vtubers try to make

>> No.24087408

>>24086430
Not everything is cooked in a wok tho. Meat in a lot of asian dishes aren't seared like curry, chicken and pork adobo, and Hainanese chicken rice is outright poached.

>> No.24087584

>>24087124
>>24087408
I get it, you know a bit about cooking. That's cool, but you're both at the level where you think you know everything but are just fucking wrong.
So I will make it really simple for you: You do not make a glazed meat and pepper dish without wok hei. Without it the glaze takes too long to thicken up, the pepper flavor never properly blooms, and the meat is too bland.

>> No.24087763

>>24076678
I'm not really a fan of fruit in general but especially not cooked into dishes.
>>24076829
This is actually Luna not even trying hard.

>> No.24088407

>>24087584
What an apt description of yourself.

>> No.24088688

>>24087088
You're pretending right?

>> No.24088756
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>>24072717
I'd eat Haachama's cooking because I have a death wish.

>> No.24091161
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My Oshi literally microwaves hot dogs. She is great, but holy shit she cannot cook.

>> No.24092114

>>24074230
If there were ever a time I had to eat insects and such, I would never be eating them whole.
I don't eat a whole chicken, or a fish, why the fuck would I do the same to a spider?
Fuck that noise. Grind it in to a burger and I'll inhale that badboy.

>> No.24092532
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24092532

Previously Mimi of Animare, absolutely.
Her cooking was amazing and I miss it dearly.
She doesn't show much of her cooking these days, which saddens me. I hope she picks it back up.
I don't have any of her older cooking stuff, I moved stuff around recently, so have I think the only example on her new account.
https://twitter.com/KOTOPUINYA/status/1520160259821957120/photo/1

>> No.24093141

>>24092114
What about a shrimp.

>> No.24093260

>>24072823
Fuck you
This is 1 of the most delicious recipe in Chinese cuisine

>> No.24093763
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>>24092114
>Grind it in to a burger and I'll inhale that badboy
Careful what you wish for, that day might not be as far off as you think

>> No.24093971

>>24072717
asian food is so boring

>> No.24094023

>>24073908
>>24074607
>she actually got away with it
I kneel

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>>24093971

>> No.24094135

>>24094070
I'm spic actually, the kings of cuisine

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>>24094135

>> No.24094847

>>24094023
I'm not lying, everything she's cooked and shown us looks delicious to me, even the fucking lettuce

>> No.24094904

>>24092114
>Grind it in to a burger and I'll inhale that badboy.
most American post on the board right now

>> No.24094975

I don't remember if she's ever showed her cooking but yes

>> No.24095404
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>>24072717
Yes
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1462818051712110595
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1440306983127502850
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1391027259381669889
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1388419536647442432
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1388413577757749251
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1360546377638375435
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1388402335240445954
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1381594970784600065
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1316226523070820357

>> No.24097198

>>24072717
The way Pekora handles a knife worries me. She doesn't need to cook, I'll cook for her.

>> No.24097370

>>24093763
NTA but I'd take a bite.
I'll probably regret that decision, but I'll try it.

>> No.24097854

>>24085477
You can have boiled meat in sauce, it'll just taste like the sauce. Searing meat makes it taste like meat and sauce. Asians do have poached/boiled meat dishes but sweet and sour pork is not that type of dish. She failed to stir fry properly and so it looks like a microwaved TV dinner.

>> No.24101323

>>24072823
I'd eat it and I just ate, too.
kys

>> No.24101373

>>24072717
>carnist
cringe

>> No.24101631

>>24074891
ABE, LET ME IN. PLEEEEAAAASE.

>> No.24102114
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I would love to eat her cooking

>> No.24102202

>>24095404
I want to fuck Aki, and Azki.

>> No.24102661
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>>24102114
I want to dick her food then her

>> No.24111142

>>24072717
No

>> No.24111857

>>24072717
Asians can't cook

>> No.24112621

>>24101631
i'm already in, and I WILL saturate the dusty wombs of all of these hags.

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>>24075782
>>24085477
Just because it's common doesn't mean it's good, tons of traditional chinese dishes are absolute shite. There's a reason the major style of chinese cuisine that became popular outside the mainland is cantonese, because it's one of the ones that is still flavorful without dowsing everything in chili oil for no reason at all. Traditional sichuan food as an example is literally horrible, it straight up doesn't taste good most of the time. I'm 90% convinced it's just the way it is because the retards who created it wanted something that could clear their sinuses of the pollution. And no that's not just me saying "spicy food bad" because sichuan pepper numbs you so you can't even taste it, only leaving you with the horrific texture of sweet potato noodles and rice paper with peanut shards.
>>24086430
Wok hei creates char, searing is specifically not what wok hei is about.
>>24087124
There is no such thing is blanching in oil, that's called either frying or confit (the modern definition has been extended to mean any fat or oil not just the fat of the animal you're cooking).

Wok Hei is a flavor, it has almost noting to do with cooking methodology in the modern era where you could realistically use a blowtorch for the same taste. It's also entirely circumstantial and does not realistically apply to a dish that's so heavy on sauce and sugar.

You are all absolute morons. There are traditional ways of making sweet and sour pork and the one she seems to have been going for is the neo-traditionalist version of cantonese sweet and sour pork which normally uses chinese ketchup but that is largely a more recent edition. Ketchup and bell pepper and pineapple are actually fairly common ingredients in what would generally be considered an "authentic conatonese sweet and sour pork." The traditional method of cooking the pork however is frying it, which obviously does not take any wok hei into account and also is something she didn't do. Her main missteps were indeed cooking the bork wrong but not because she didn't sear it, cantonese cooking almost never sears pork straight into the pan anyway.

>> No.24113029

>>24072823
It's a 5/10 at worst you cuck

>> No.24113264

>>24075745
bro I love Irish potatoes

>> No.24113366
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>>24072717
Maybe
https://twitter.com/Patra_HNST/status/1357971820264132609/photo/1

>> No.24113377

>>24084308
What is this, a whole stalk of spinach?

>> No.24113440

>>24075400
>>24094847
Don't look up lettuce soup

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24113487

>>24092114
This anon vill eat ze bugs.
You should all aspire to be like him.
Don't you want to be happy, even if you vill own nothing?

>> No.24113644

>>24113264
>Irish potatoes
Do they explode?

>> No.24113929

>>24113644
Into a burst of flavor!

>> No.24113986

>>24072823

The plating and plate could be better but otherwise it looks yum

>> No.24114607

>>24072717
who the fuck eats rice with fucking pineapple

>> No.24115149

>>24114607
pineapple fried rice is good dummy

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24117012

>>24072717
I would eat my oshi.

>> No.24117091

>>24093141
>What about a shrimp.
You remove it's skeleton first

>> No.24117142

>>24114607
>pineapple
It makes semen more sweet
She is feeding her BF before having a meal

>> No.24117258

>>24117142
stop eating your own cum

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>>24072717
yeah but she hasn't cooked in ages, and most of it is on her roommate...before the ubaeats took it away

>> No.24117381

judging by this thread i'd be the cook in the relationship so i'd try it but probably try to get her to bake gingerbread cookies or something safe and let me handle the rest

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>>24072717
>Urge to marry intensifies

>> No.24117466

>>24084308
chicago pizza...

>> No.24117581

>>24074230
coward

>> No.24117670

>>24076626
>untoasted bread
>steamed
FUCKING REPULSIVE

>> No.24117706

>>24081903
I'm not vegan but her tier list stream showed that she had the opinions of someone who actually knows how to cook.

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>>24117706
mushrooms should not be at the bottom, but her veggies list is better than her fruits.

>> No.24118106

>>24114607
Pineapple, raisins and rice is great together.

>> No.24118362

>>24095404
wtf is purple thing ontop of aki's noodle?

>> No.24118475

>>24095404
choco come on I know you're better than this

>> No.24118613

>>24074230
Fellow Haaton... Don't fool yourself, you will eat it if you ever get a chance...

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Yeah. I'm asian so having rice with every meal is kinda normal.

>> No.24118709

>>24072717
How can possible, for a Austrian, who lives 2 hours max from Italy, who speaks some Italian too, cook this shit and be proud of... Didn't she know how to cook rice properly? Unbelievable...

>> No.24119190

>>24118362
Raw beef. With under cooked eggs and raw meat. There's a reason why japan has the highest gastro intestinal problems per capita in the world.

>> No.24119272

>>24112661
The best case for Japanese cooking being shit is on iron chef. The most western style cooking chef in the japanese version had the most wins by a long shot. When they did iron chef in the west. He got blown the fuck up nearly every time.

>> No.24119586

>>24113377
retard-chama......

>> No.24119839

>>24072717
its premade microwave meal, can tell by the rice

>> No.24120738

>>24117765
maybe she's not familiar with other mushrooms

>> No.24121759

>>24077723
childe

>> No.24121874

>>24074230
>used tampon
>gut worms
>spider
Is this how haatons eat?

>> No.24121919

>>24088688
Why would He pretend? Onions are a cornerstone in Western cooking and ubiqutious in cooking all over the World.

>> No.24121980

ITT: retards who never cooked trying to explain why they think it's bad

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>>24118475
That's an edit, this is the real one. I just like posting that one.

>> No.24123579

>>24118362
I think it's squid ink noodles?

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>>24072717

I eat Sweet and Sour pork regularly. This one is shit. She missed the important step of actually frying the pork, to make a crispy, breaded layer. Hers is just straight out a chunk of fucking pork in sauce, which would have garbage texture.

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>>24118362
It looks like Whitebait to me

>> No.24125274

>>24085896
She barely ever does cooking streams anymore

>> No.24125322

>>24087584
Ok dude, you watched a few uncle rodger vids and think you sound knowledgeable saying wok hei

>> No.24125398

>>24123644
Maybe she avoid the breaded and fry part to save some calorie.

>> No.24125422

>>24093141
Crustaceans have actual meat under their shells, bugs are just exoskeleton and goo

>> No.24125536

>>24117466
If Chicago was in SoCal

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>>24072717
Of course, who could resist

>> No.24125632

>>24072717
if it's halal, yes.

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>>24072717
I would eat all this food posted in this thread.
At least they are trying different types of recipes. My relative just heats up/fries focking frozen food. Doesn't even make sauce or shit.

>> No.24125819

>>24073187
>>24073243
>>24073329
The pork isn't even browned you retards, she cooked it at a low heat with vegetable oil, it's boiled pork tier, not stir fry

If you are going to make stir fry with pork, you either have to cook the pork with olive oil or butter first to properly caramelize it before transferring it to the pan with the veggies. or you add it in with vegetable oil at a very high temperature, then finishing it with something like a sesame oil

I've worked in a kitchen for the past 5 years, this is 101 when it comes to dealing with pork, if you don't brown it, it's a sad, flavorless dish

>> No.24126000

>>24072717
Would you eat your oshi?

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>>24072717
sauce > spice

>> No.24127008

>>24123503
oh
I am silly

>> No.24129188

>>24072717
no that's haram. Also she's not my oshi

>> No.24130501

>>24125819
Clearly you've never worked in a Chinese kitchen. You pass the ingredients through oil first. Browning is more typical of western cuisine.

>> No.24130626

>>24130501
Clearly you don't own an air fryer.

>> No.24131979

>>24130626
Correct. However, I do have a portable table top convection oven.

>> No.24134466

>>24072717
if by "cooking" you mean her ass? then yes..

>> No.24134774

>>24117765
>>24117706
>Asparagus in B
opinion discarded

>> No.24135851

>>24134774
>asparagus at b
>broccoli higher than cauliflower
>peas not in just throw in the garbage tier
>artichoke not in s tier
>green beans in only b tier
>mushrooms not in s tier
>bell peppers at c tier

My only controversial opinion is I don't like potatoes despite looking like a pinnacle irish man. Only use them incase of starvation. Fuck french fries, hash browns, and baked. Potato bread is ok.

>> No.24136437

>>24113377
That's basil, you mong

>> No.24139497

>>24072717
yes

>> No.24143059

How can she be my oshi if she can't cook?

>> No.24144852

>>24092114
>he doesn't eat a whole fish
Okay you landlocked faggot

>> No.24151471

>>24143059
You tell me that sounds like a personal problem

>> No.24151638

>>24072717
Only if she fills it with her boyfriend's cum.

>> No.24152842

>>24072717
She's cooking for a male, I bet

>> No.24153229

>>24072717
Should have slightly roasted the rice in nut oil before cooking it. Then add the oil into the water to boil the rice. Get some eggs, remove the white so only the yolk remains. Season the yolk then stir in. Get the boiled rice and fry it with the yolk. Slowly add the water left used to boil the rice, little by little so the nut flavor gets into the rice. Dont drench it in the water. Flavor rich rice.

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