/HiRyS/ General - CeilngRyS Edition

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>STREAM SHINZOU GA TOMARU MADE
https://youtu.be/8T-0oKwmsXM
https://cover.lnk.to/Tilltheendofme

>STREAM AKATSUKI TO HANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1rEe7UR4No
https://cover.lnk.to/AkatsukitoHana

>LISTEN TO JOURNEY
https://cover.lnk.to/journey

>Latest Stream
https://youtu.be/3EmEddefIvE

>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits

>Channel / Twitter / Streamlink
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g
https://twitter.com/irys_en

>MUSIC
First EP https://irys.streamlink.to/CoD
https://youtu.be/SqrwHmo_sGg
https://youtu.be/bhkfm1dX7BM
https://youtu.be/Lxr3BV-t0Tc
https://youtu.be/y2vrlxmOp7U
https://youtu.be/-t8Za0T1T8M

>IRyS Status
https://i.miss.irys.moe/

>Previous thread
>>24017258

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=(

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IRyS mention on Ame stream!

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>Wake up
>IRyS is still not sitting on my face
why even live

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>>24054185
Immediately denied...

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>>24054185
What'd she say?

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>>24054185
what did she say

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>>24054245
Why live indeed...

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>>24054290
>>24054298
someone asked if she had any plans to play switch sports with holo girls, Ame said no but that sounds fun, maybe with IRyS but then said she won't say names cause people go and start begging in their chats

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>>24054290
She was asked about switch sports and suggested collabing with IRyS but backtracked immediately because she didn't want to put pressure on anyone

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Was listening to all her Yorushika songs after making the archived karaoke song finder and they're all good but I have a soft spot for this one

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Was listening to all her Yorushika songs after making the archived karaoke song finder and they're all good but I have a soft spot for this one

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>>24055203
Is it just me, or it isn't working, is it pomf?

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>>24055254
Works on my machine

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>>24055254
It's on z.zz.fo and it's working for me at least

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>>24055254
Works on my machine

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>>24055293
>>24055302
>>24055311
I see, thanks, it's just me then

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>>24055392
Weirdly enough the first one he posted doesn't work for me and it's on catbox, maybe that's why he deleted it though

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>>24055406
Yeah I think it must have expired and I'm not able to reupload it and I'm too lazy to edit the file to get a new url

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Irys status?

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>>24055851
In my office

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>>24055851
In my basement

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>>24055878
Also what movie is this guy from

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>>24056098
Where the fuck are you from? Go back

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Redjuice is finally fixing IRyS' skin color

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I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

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>>24056200
Okay that actually is fucking sex

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>>24056200
The ash skinned dark elf look is kino

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>>24055203
I want to put my hands up IRyS's sweater

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Redjuice still sucks at drawing toes...

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>>24056753
Hands too.

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stinky nephilim?

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>>24058172
She's hitting the doctors today so probably not today, unfortunately.

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Time for more meds! Let's go!

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>>24058172
smells like fat and failure

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>>24059538
What does your fat and failure of a mother have to do with a nephilim?

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>>24059645
>y-your mom
I don't give two shits about my mother, and neither should you, fag.
We're talking about the fat little pig.

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HIRyS, I love IRyS!

But those threads are terrible, it's a fucking disgrace. This is what no streams does to a nigga, huh. Pull your shit together, when you want to write another hot take - don't, get your hands off the keyboard, shut your mouth.

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>>24059826
nah
the fat oinker needs to lay off all the snacks

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>>24059931
k tranny

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Are the threads still horrible?

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>>24059931
There are better ways to tell your mother to lose weight than calling her a fat oinker, you know.

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>>24060428
They will literally never be good again.

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Thread is dead and the disgusting tranny is still hanging around crying about ms piggy. You need to move on Kermit, she dumped your ass. Go back to sesame street and fuck grover or something

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Was looking through Redjuice's past work. I now know what IRyS' special place looks like.

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>>24060715
link?

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Reminder that tranny schizo sisterposts and samefags in splits and general about girls eating.

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>>24060715
Proofs next thread?

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>>24060737
>>24060772
https://files.catbox.moe/o4za1w.jpg
This is from 2007.

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There's technically a higher res one but I'm pretty sure it's a third-party edit.

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>>24060834
Yep, I can see his old art style in that picture. 2007. Damn that is old.

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>>24060834

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>>24060834
So shes a barbie doll

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>>24061587
I was going to make a Ken joke but holy fuck why did they make him an effeminate twink.

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>>24061645
No fucking way this is ken.

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>>24061645
That's the popular look with girls these days. Blame Korea.

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RT'ing

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>>24062814

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>>24061733
God damn it, Korea!

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I miss her. VODs aren't cutting it.

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>>24064197
Try making something instead of just consuming. Draw some fudging fanart, she'll love it.

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My wifeRyS is dying and I just want to hug her ahhhh

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>>24062814
Nice, I was hoping she'd see the one in the cute sweater

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>>24028474
https://i.miss.irys.moe/karaoke

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>>24065195
Those ribbed turtleneck sweaters are pure sex. Where's that one art of her where she's wearing it and has bare legs too? Post it!

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>>24065196
Nice work anon!

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>>24065196
tyfys

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>>24065196

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>>24065196
could you link the main page to the karaoke and the milestone?

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>>24065852
I will. I need to think how the navigation should look without getting cluttered though. It's kind of slapdash right now.

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>>24065889
You're doin more good than most anon. Keep fightin the good fight

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will IRyS watch avatar the way of water?

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IRyS status update?

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>>24066488
no

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>>24066488
She's really sick and has been dealing with nausea. She's got another doctors appointment today. She wants to stream but is still taking it day by day. I hope she gets well soon.

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>>24066488
Down with japanese flu.

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>>24065196
i love you

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God IRyS makes me so fucking horny. Whenever I see her all I can think about is pumping my seed into her tight nephilim pussy. It's just sex sex sex sex sex. FUCK I wanna fuck her.

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>>24067924
what would you do?

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>>24068022
Groom her into becoming the perfect daughterwife,

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>>24068022
Headpat the daughter I made with IRyS

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>>24068022
This

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>>24068126
disgusting

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>>24068022
What else would I do

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>>24068177
t. Faggot.
Picture unrelated.

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If I can't have IRyS, I'm gonna try my luck with her, or AneRyS' future daughters. If that won't also work out, I'm gonna go after their granddaughters. I refuse to die until I get a taste of her genes.

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>>24068515

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>>24068515
Go for DadRyS

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>>24068656
Stupid anon. You can't breed that.

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>>24068656
That's kinda gay y'know?

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Does IRyS know how desperately we want to press her to the bed and fuck her senseless?

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>>24068931
Why do you think she is depressed?

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don't take the bait.

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>>24068931
One can very easily find comments expressing such sentiments on the images she retweets so I'm very sure that she knows.

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>>24068958
5000 boyfriends, and she can't get her hands on any of us. Tragic.

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I want to cream her tight little pussy and take pictures of the cum leaking out while her face is all red and post them here

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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm IRyS who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL).

I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught.

Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone.

The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone.

Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

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ogey

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>>24069234
kek this relic

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Do you know why I love her dark skin? Because it looks fucking amazing when covered in cum.

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>>24070271
ah its like blacked right? the contrast is hot?

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>>24070565
You've got the mocha skin and the cum. Super hot. Makes me want to violate the nephilim 24/7.

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The thread seem pretty good right now keep going guy

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>>24070746
Don't jinx it you cunt.

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>>24070842
too late

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Okay so if IRyS sleeps on a single futon and I want to having some post-sex cuddling, how does that work? Do you just snuggle tightly in the single futon or put a second one next to it?

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>>24070855
oink oink im still awake pigfucker

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>>24070918
Use that one.

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>>24070962
So if I blow my load all over her chest and she's covered a cum, would it be best to wash off before getting in the futon or just let the cum dry between our bodies?

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So do we know if she's sick with like Covid or if she's just burnt out? I looked through her twitter and she just mentioned feeling bad.

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>>24071038
nah she's fucking sick

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>>24070691
IRyS looks like she'd be molten hot to the touch and I like that

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>>24071011
Let her lick it, wipe the area that can't be reached by her tongue.

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>>24071095
God imagine fucking IRyS for a second time while she's already covered in your cum

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If you blow a fat load into her mouth, is it gay to immediately tongue kiss with her? I say no. And if it is, I don't care.

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>>24071260
She'll swallow or spit first, so no…

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>>24070271
>>24070918
>>24071011
>>24071080
>>24071095
>>24071167
>>24071260
>>24071295
Why are all of you spouting such disgusting fantasies of my wife? Don't any of you have any shame when her husband is present among you?

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>>24071260
same question. is it gay to kiss a woman after she gave you a blowjob?

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>>24071316
i'll give you some love too ryan-kun~

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>>24071316
STFU Husband#4791

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>>24071325
no seems natural

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>>24071316
Fuck off imposter husband I will fuck IRyS in front of HoloEn so disgustingly and so animalistically they vomit any time they come within 50 feet of the nephilim princess

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>>24066589
She's pregnant

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>>24071520
Yeah, I'm the father

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>>24071510

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>>24071520
By me!

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>>24071520
i'm the child

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>>24071550
Pink woman will never go near IRyS again because she gags at the memory of IRyS being completely ravaged to the point of unconsciousness by my monster cock. You can thank me later.

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>>24071641
wtf is wrong with you?

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>>24071316
I want to ntr you so no

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>>24071701
Thats his cuckold fantasy pls undastan

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>>24071611
perfect, i finally found my daugherwife

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>>24071773
we can share her

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>>24071701
IRyS is my wife and this is what we do

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>>24071976
Impossible, because she's mine.

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>>24072012
Nice post, me

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>>24072136
Good one personality #4. I'm reassuming control though

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all me

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>>24072290
This fucking artist.

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Look at all these faggots.
The fat uggo would be embarrassed to see what kinds of goslings she attracts.

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I WANT SOME NEPHILIM TIDDY IN MY MOUTH

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>>24073461
Ignoramus you're trying too hard.
It's difficult to imagine that a vile vermin such as yourself could exist in this beautiful world, yet here you still are.
>IRyS isn't fat
If she were it still doesn't change anything.
You need to let your vendetta go already.

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I want to walk her home gently while holding her hand with interlocked fingers

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>>24074073
>ywn
Why bother?

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What are the odds IRyS ever does a meet and greet in NA?

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>>24074420
Hopefully never, so she never get to meet the pig tranny.

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sniff the nephilim

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*sniff*

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>>24074073
Now this is an old reference, how many will get it i wonder.

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>>24074420
0%

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>>24074772
I was hoping just one person would

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>>24074649
imagine the smell

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>>24075024
Well, i did so...

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>>24075187
thanks for being one of the few /a/fag vets here <3

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IRyS status?

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>>24076554
flopped

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>>24076554
In bed. With me.

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>>24076554
Sleeping?

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>>24076554
Piggy anon knows.

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>>24076955
She's not eating. At least it's very early in the morning for her if she is.

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Where is this fat rrat coming from? She said she can walk around in a swimsuit PROUDLY

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>>24071325
This has always been considered taboo by actual men.
You don’t let a woman near your mouth after she gives head, unless you’re a faggot.

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>>24077646
>Believing shit on goddamn 4chinchila
lol

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>>24077646
I don't really know who started it but they probably haven't seen her pictures

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>>24076554
Fat and agitated

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>>24076554
Suicidal, chunky, and not doing her job.
Day in the life of C tier waifu IRyS from Hololive English.

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>>24077807
You're retarded

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>>24077930
Relax, chunky lover. I didn’t say she’s D tier.

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>>24077807
She's D tier in EN, maybe C if you include all branches like ID

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how many times are you fucktards going to reply these schizos

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>>24077971
>>24078132
I can see your C has not been seeded correctly.

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>>24077754
That's a good thing.

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>>24078132
I still think she’s better than Amelia, but that’s a low fucking bar.

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>>24077754
You have no pictures of chunky butt from after she became IRyS.

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>>24078394
Guess all that fat went to her tits then, kek.

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>>24078394
She goes out to eat every single night just about. I bet she ballooned considerably once she started eating good on that Hololive money. She once talked about having a pimple on her stomach, that's some stuff that you get when you have rolls.

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>>24078516
She’s definitely packed on some gross flab. Particularly now that she’s confirmed suicidal. Being a sedentary, badly aging woman who’s losing her singing voice and has been prescribed bipolar medication doesn’t come without its drawbacks.

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>>24078516
I would lance and drain that pimple, then apply a hydrocolloid bandage to promote healing.

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>SHE'S NOT SUICIDAL

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>>24078516
sounds like you are speaking from experience about the rolls. But no, that is not the ONLY reason why someone would have a pimple on their belly.

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>>24078152
it’s one schizo tbdesu. he’s so hopelessly in denial about being in love with her that he’s lashing out his latent frustration the same way a little boy in kindergarten would bully the girl they have a crush on (because they’re too stupid and immature to know what else to do with their feelings)
and actually it wouldn’t be so bad if this moron didn’t blatantly resort to samefagging after getting buttblasted every time he’s ignored for too long

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>>24079298
I don’t samefag. But you can file that in with the rest of the rrats you use to cope with my existence.

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>>24079361
Why dont you give her a big red super chat telling her to eat less then ,you really are just screamming in the void wasting your time

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>>24079496
>giving the fat fuck money
no

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She's fat and gross, deal with it

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>>24079665
She won't change if you don't make her.
Excreting into the aether won't make one bit of a difference.
>>24079702
She showers regularly and uses perfume. Deal with it.

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>>24079665
So much dedication with out much result why dont you just do it coward ,maybe it because you just a poor fat neet yourself

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I wish the rats were true and she ditched work to go hang out with freinds/get dick. Cause that would mean shes not sick but shes sick and that sucks.

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dropped my snack again, damnit

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>>24079845
Careful, pork belly will get handsy.

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Did he prove he wasn't fat yet?

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>>24079980
He did not.

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>>24079805
> She won't change if you don't make her.
I don’t want her to change. I want her to apologize.

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>>24080043
Rosebud?

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>>24080043
You're even sadder than I first thought then. If what you say is the truth, you should be doing everything in your power to help her. You're pathetic.

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>>24080092
He a poor fat neet he doest even have the money or the will

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>>24080092
> If what you say is the truth, you should be doing everything in your power to help her.
Help her with what? And why?

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>>24080164
Help her with the many transgressions you appear to hold over her. You just vent. You don't do anything.

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>>24080207
He a fat fuck doing nothing is his thing

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Impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate IRyS!

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>>24080207
Why would I help the woman that wronged me?
She’s not my lover or my friend.
I have nothing to gain from her being happy or healthy.

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>>24080008
thought not kek. What a pussy

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She is gone bros...

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Welp, this thread went to shit. At least we made it a little longer this time.

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>>24080407
Dead on departure. What an ignominious end to an underwhelming Holomem.

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>>24080430
Baby steps, anon. One day we'll have our comfy threads back.

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>>24080609
No you won’t.
Discussion on your trash oshi gets talked about in the trash can.

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>>24080609
I welcome that day

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>>24080430
4-8 AM EST was really comfy.

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To be honest she’s not very good looking. What a shame.

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>>24081365
kys doxxfag

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>>24081365
Yeah but I have yellow fever

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Next IRyS Minecraft when?

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>>24081401
Explains a lot, honestly.
You could do better, faggot.

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>>24081581
Bold of you to assume she's ever going to stream again

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>>24081634
You don't know me

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>>24081581
Next week

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>>24081581
Only thing she mines these days is saviorfags.

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>>24081365
Solid 4/10. If she gained weight since joining Hololive probably a 3.

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>>24081669
I know you’re attracted to an ugly Asian girl. That’s enough.

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>>24081365
I want to lick her tiny hands

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>>24081905
Those hands have held so many Hawaiian Mormon high schooler dicks.

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All me

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>>24081959
I'm all of those dicks

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Have you been doing your reps?

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>>24081992
biblically accurate dong hanger

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>>24081683
Antis too apparently.

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I’m surprised goslings aren’t more upset that she was a bridesmaid.
That position involves locking arms with a man from the groom’s side and almost always involves sex with randos after the ceremony.

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>>24082822
You've been watching way too much fucking porn. I've been to weddings before, sadly no sex involved.

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>>24082822
kill your family then yourself

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>>24082822
She definitely took a date to the wedding

[Anonymous No.]

That's right. That's right. always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a vtuber mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a vtuber is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another vtuber, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a vtuber takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a vtuber talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.
>Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
>Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
>Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
>Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
>Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All vtubers, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All vtubers read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

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>>24082887
oof
do we tell him?

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>>24082922
It was me. I can tell you she dances like a cute dork.

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>>24083085
Who? Me? Or them? I was the "from the groom's side" once. Was I supposed to fuck someone?

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>>24083147
They were expecting you to make a move and assumed you were a faggot, yes.

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>>24083171
Bullshit. I think I'd have picked up on that. Or not. A wedding isn't the place to be doing that anyway…

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>>24083022
female hands typed this pasta and it will never not be cringe

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I don't know what the fuck weddings you guys have been going to

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>>24083242
You naive fool.
I got partnered with a dyke at the one wedding I attended as an adult, because I was born unlucky, but even she became weirdly clingy toward me for a few months after the wedding. They really expect you to fuck them afterward.

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>>24083367
Everyone gets wasted and fucks at weddings in America

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>>24083392
"In America"…
There's your problem.

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Chill out, guys. Weddings are completely different in different cultures, even in the same country. One person may only attend small weddings where every single person already knows each other and it's not a huge party where everyone gets wasted and bangs afterwards like it is elsewhere. It's really not that big of a deal that different people have different experiences.

Wait this is /HiRyS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083392
Again, I don't know what the fuck weddings you people have been going to

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083420
Where do you think that wedding she went to was? Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083420
>problem
Look at the fag upset that he wasn’t born in the protagonist country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083460
Fun ones, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

I now understand why doxx is a bad idea. We should never speak of weddings again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24082822
holy shit retard, do you live in a cave?

[Anonymous No.]

All those weddings? me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083484
Invite me next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083472
Japan? Oh, wait…
I know IRyS though, she's not the kind of girl to gangbang every manslut at a wedding. I don't care what you say.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS the kind of nigga to wear long sleeves at the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083392
>t. faggot that doesn't live in America

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083549
You're a childhood friend or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083602
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083538
The wedding cake? Also me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083629
Then you don't know her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083588
>t.faggot that's never been to a wedding reception

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083555
she grew up on the beach but still can't swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083649
I've been watching her long enough now. She's never once seemed like that sort of person.
>In b4 she's been acting all this time
No. Her persona slips sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083710
You've only seen what she decides to the show to the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083683
Too busy acting as an unwitting recruitment bonus for Mormon missions to Hawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083680
>t. faggot that doesn't live in America and never been to a wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083765
True but the side she decides to show is an accurate depiction of her.

[Anonymous No.]

/HiRyS/ - Weddings edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083782
where the fuck did all this Mormon talk come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083549
Yes I’m sure I “am always thinking about boys” RyS never so much as sniffed dick at a wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083801
Lived here all my life and been to over a dozen weddings, keep coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083819
Butthole talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083851
appropriate for this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083808
She knows what topics she should avoid and is good at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083828
Thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083828
She wants to be a turboslut but is too afraid of her parents to act on it. Once she starts ordering uber eats then you can start to worry

[Anonymous No.]

uwaaaa lolirys threesome with chino-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083895
Really?
You think the rich girl who makes her own hours and can take weeks off at the drop of a hat limits herself to “thinking” about boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083990
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084056
Chunky would giggle at your naïveté.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope IRyS shows up to the Minecraft party today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083966
Common in Asian girls.
But from what we know, chunky’s parents spoiled her and think she deserves the world.
They would probably capitulate if she brought three men over for supper at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084165
I see no reason to doubt her.

[Anonymous No.]

The i.miss.irys sites coming along nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084263
Good thing petite little IRyS isn't going to do that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084321
Doubt what?
She told you she’s constantly thinking about boys, you dense faggot.
That was your cue to take a hint and realize WHY she’s constantly making herself off limits to viewers.
Whether it’s because she’s “seventeen” or “seiso.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084371
Yeah, site anon is doing a great job

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084396
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084440
Better use a forklift.
Piggy’s too heavy to hold up during sex nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084629
I'll use the jungle gym instead. My chisai IRyS doesn't need no stinking forklift truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084396
Seventeen is off limits?

[Anonymous No.]

this is retarded again see you anons next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084684
It is if you live in Commiefornia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084754
This is all the schizos fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084415
A true hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083022
So what your saying is if become a 0 view i can finally have sex?
My god this changes everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Well done, keep biting the cuck bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084907
You ever look through the amount of literal 0 views on twitch? Legitimately depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084976
At least they're having sex

[Anonymous No.]

Is catbox kill again? gonna use z.zz for now.

[Anonymous No.]

Just imagine. Your friend asked you to be a groomsman at his wedding, you’re sitting at a table enjoying your steak, when suddenly, your buddy taps your shoulder and points at another table.
You suddenly lock eyes with the bride’s sister, the girl you had to lock arms with, and before you realize it, she’s got her fist in front of her mouth and is mimicking giving head. The girls she’s sharing a table with all cover their eyes and giggle.
You shrug, put your fork down, and make a show of going to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084936
They're no cuck bait here. Just some misinformed idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085072
Stuff that never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085072
It would get better reception if you called it a fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085072
How socially inept are you schitzos, weddings don't ever end in sex, not even the bride and groom have time for it and everyone is exhausted

[Anonymous No.]

>>24083847
>never left the basement and fantasizes about sex at weddings

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085046
catbox is working for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085158
Knowing IRyS, she cut right to the chase and flashed him the shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085256
When IRyS heard about the shocker she thought it was about the number of guys in each hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085243
People reconnecting, meeting up with old friends and family you haven't seen in awhile, everyone drinking. Yeah, keep pretending no one is hooking up at weddings lmao. Some people go to weddings specifically for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085247
This is clearly revenge against me specifically for not using litterbox enough for some things

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry bros super duper straight always thinking about boys IRyS, the western woman nearing 30 years old living in Tokyo is for sure pure and has NEVER had sex. I know because of how she is on stream and stuff. I truly know her, you wouldn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085495
Glad you understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085426
You need to stop watching hollywood movies as if they're an accurate representation of american culture

[Anonymous No.]

And we've hit bump limit. Well done to whoever mentioned the 'W' word.

[Anonymous No.]

Would be kinda sad to go 26 years without a relationship as a pretty woman desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085584
More like, well done to those who reply to cuck bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085584
Calm down. I didn’t even suggest she was getting a train run on her by the single men in the parking lot. That was what some cuck fetishists ran away with.
She definitely hooked up and had sex, though. There is nothing more absolute than the bride’s sister wanting to get laid the same weekend that her sister gets married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085530
Hollywood movies don't even have that, he needs to stop watching porn because he can't separate porn from reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085530
I come from a large family, I have over 30 cousins and a brother and sister. I've been to plenty of weddings of family and friends as well. Many of them have everyone who wants to book hotel rooms for after the reception. People absolutely hook up at weddings and many people look forward to going to weddings for that reason. If you think it's some Hollywood bullshit you need to get out more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085683
It would. It's not any better as a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085707
Fuck (You)

[Anonymous No.]

If you think people don't hook up after weddings I doubt you have even left your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085720
Real men are built to last. They can channel that energy into war, building things, manly pursuits.
Women have nothing if they can’t get laid. It’s a death sentence for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085789
Look who posts here? Half the time this thread devolves into blog posting about how sad their lives are. They haven't been to a party let alone a wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085713
>t. redneck that lives in Alabama

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085584
seems to have been triggered by a simple gosling picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085893
Some of us have. I didn't get laid at a wedding but that might just be in part due to my cultural upbringing.

[Anonymous No.]

god someone just superchat her and ask her if she's dver fucked someone at a wedding problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085977
>HiRyS! I've heard it's common for people to fuck at weddings and since you're American I thought you might know a thing or two about that. Is it true?
Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085934
I'm from a state with one of the highest standards of living in the country but if you want to believe everyone is as socially inept as you go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24081581
Today in Kronii's stream

[Anonymous No.]

Catbox is working for me again but only for listening, can't upload to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086050
No wonder you're fucked in the head, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086050
Ah, yes a high society whore. Please do tell us more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086045
Replace fucking with playing monopoly and you'll get your answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086086
o for uploads then yea, its ded for me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085977
>Hey my push you’d be honest and let me know if you ever got your fertile eggs scrambled by a dudebro at AneRyS’s wedding, wouldn’t you?
Keep in mind, her sister’s a doctor, and probably talked up IRyS to all the rich, single doctors in attendance by pointing out that she knows her sister’s a squirter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086045
alright someone take the hit and do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086181
Why the fuck would AneRyS know that. I know sisters are close but that close…?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086237
Squirting is genetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086237
this thread is full of retards

[Anonymous No.]

I blame the kronies

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086277
How does her sister know she has those genes and didn't skip them? You don't sound very convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086050
Only someone social inept would think that everyone fucks and have wild sex at weddings. You retard can't even separate normal social interaction from sex because you are so horny and deluded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086350
You think anyone is taking him seriously? His raid buddy is the one replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086177
Shit now I can't upload to z.zz either, what the fuck man..I'll wait till later to post the rest I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay let me settle this. IRyS is a squirter. So is her sister. I know because I took both of their virginities on our wedding night. We fucked all night and spent the next fay cuddling in bed. I'm married to both of them and they are taking turns sucking me off right now. I love them dearly and want nothing more than to provide a good life for them. You can superchat IRyS and have her confirm all of this btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086503
welp, bright side is at least next thread will have more soundposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085438
No, it's karmic revenge for using litterbox at all, damn dead links

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086599
Yeah I kinda just baked it and went to sleep..

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086350
Did I say everyone fucks? Absolutely not, tons of the people there are related. If you don't think there are people that meet at weddings or reconnect and hook up you're totally fucking naïve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086050
>have trannie sex with other faggots at weddings

[Anonymous No.]

>>24085243
>fantasizes about sex at weddings
LAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086622
If litterbox had an option for less than an hour i'd use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086635
>>24083367
>Everyone gets wasted and fucks at weddings in America

yea, you did say everyone fucks, you are so retarded you can't even remember what you just typed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086327
I’ve sat in on conversations between three sisters who were wondering whether their mother also needed rubber sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086694
linked the wrong post, but
>>24083392

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086757
Yeah maybe it was an exaggeration but you people are retarded if you think weddings don't lead to hookups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24084237
what time will it be? chances she'll still be sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086792
Some undoubtedly do just not the ones I've been to and not the ones IRyS has been to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086792
Yea, I am sure there are some horny lonely fag that goes there to find someone to fuck, but they'd go find someone to fuck every other day through tinder. Just because some does it, it doesn't mean it is a common practice at weddings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086535
Got it will do that next stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086927
Do you really think she has gone to any weddings after aneRYS'

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086535
Sure thing, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086984
No, not that I'd know if she had but weddings are pretty rare. They don't come around often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086823
2h before usual stream time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087032
So, why are you even arguing with the cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087062
then there might be a possibility but is better not to get your hopes up

[Anonymous No.]

If IRyS shows up for Minecraft will she stream her POV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087191
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087103
Because I had that logical answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087191
Doubtful

>>24087183
Yeah, but if she does pop in you can probably expect a stream the next day at least.

[Anonymous No.]

If IRyS shows up for Minecraft will she be able to fix GurAme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24086237
Anon they played monopoly together

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087320
She's the embodiment of hope not miracles

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS... please come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087535
Piggins is going at it with the doctor who offered her pills for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087619
Cool. Hope it helps her feel better so she can stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087619
uwaaaaa irys is cucking me with her doctor!!1!!!1

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087619
I don't know what wacky doctors you've been going to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087702
Let’s just say it’s a good thing he laid a roll of paper down first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087754
the cuckbeat watches way too much cuckporn

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087753
I don’t want to fuck piggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087839
Regular porn. I think they became porn producers and are now imagining IRyS in all of the very tropes. I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087872
*various tropes

[Anonymous No.]

Real question are there any holos with confirmed sex tapes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087964
Sex tapes aren't very idol-like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087964
You ought to look for the stuff Noel does as her main job, hololive is a side gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087964
haven't heard of it, the closest thing is probably nipslip from danchou

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087964
IRyS will once her numbers drop low enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088120
That’ll be some hot, wet, squirty pig sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087964
https://litter.catbox.moe/fxi4lq.webm
https://litter.catbox.moe/s1fm6x.webm
Imagine if IRyS had a side gig like noel's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088120
I doubt it. She's a hot tease at times but'll never do anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088079
Mel flashed her pubes and shows off her bony ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088229
No wonder she gets raped all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088217
I shouldn't have clicked on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087964
akutan and robert...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088217
She'd be much less interesting to me if she did

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088309
Danchou's lawyer will be in touch soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088309
i wanna click it but currently phoneposting on bed

[Anonymous No.]

I see the deadbeat ratio is a lot higher than the kronies for shitposters today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088402
Same (which is why it was a bad idea to click it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088402
You'll get a boner at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088404
They're pretty tolerable today though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088459
I think the previous threads have warped your perception

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088229
I still have not seen any of mel's, now I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088484
Perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088484
The wedding stuff was kinda funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088485
It would be pretty terrible if somebody were to drop another catbox link of that. I hope nobody does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088542
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>24088542
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any archived non-member non-karaoke streams where IRyS sang a few some songs other than the early superchat reading and her birthday stream?

[Anonymous No.]

You better not be watching other girls while IRyS is away

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089072
I watched Korone play through Super Mario RPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089072
I'm watching the vod for baes townscaper right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089129
>baelz
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089072
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089072
She’s talking to other guys so it’s fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089072
surprisingly I haven't

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089176
She only talked to that male cat thing because Kiara forced her to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089166
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089230
Give IRyS more money than $5. She needs to buy snacks she can eat on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089230
>Rui-nee
I'll allow this one. Her hag humor is impeccable

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089230
>baelz and kiara
You almost had an excellent membership list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089230

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089294
Her memberships pretty great, Ame levels of activity with her regular posts, long zatsus and monthly wallpapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089230
no pink woman, approved

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089323
Fuck (You) and your shitty ARS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089271
Give piggums $10 so she can buy a gym membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089325
A monthly message + wallpaper sounds nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089326
We all make mistakes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089343
Gym membership costs more than that. I can tell you're fat. Stop projecting your own obesity onto IRyS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089343
I unironically would give her money for it if she started going to the gym regularly

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089407
"Going to the gym" means Ring Fit.
IRyS onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089382
my condolence, but you redeemed yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089382
>falls out of love with Asians with ugly models, camwhores, and women with boyfriends
I’ve got some bad news for you, pigfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089382
Took you a month to cancel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089542
I cancelled after the autopayment, that reminds me I gotta change it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089519
>boyfriend
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

Pig schizo, if you ever need to talk, drop a throwaway email in here and I'll contact you. I'm worried about you, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089519
Mori/Sana were the only hard cancel for me, for Kson and Kronii I just can never watch them so it felt like a waste. Sana's streaming again but I wouldn't member again, hell she hasn't even done a members stream since Jan 10th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089689
don't worry, Sana will stop streaming within a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089632
Sorry, femanon, I’m not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089632
pig schizo is too weak to move on from IRyS without going for anti-schizo hate for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089829
No prob. I'm just worried that you are spending too much time on something you hate. It's not healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24089893
>worrying about me
you femrystocrats are such sweethearts
get a better oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>24087366
And she has not shipped any Hololive members

[Anonymous No.]

>>24090191
Start streaming, you can be my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>24090257
Except herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>24090258
Sorry, babe, I don't eat into the microphone enough for you to want to listen to me.