/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Botan burst from the trees
And hit Matsuri with an SSRB
Matsuri pissed and began to grope
But didn't expect IRyS's HOPE
Who proceeded to open up a can of soda
When out of the blue came Sora
Who proceeded to beat up IRyS
Then they both got flattened by a shopping cart
Before Botan could make it back to her den
Kusotori rode in on a hen
And took an AK-47 out from under her hats
And blew Botan away with a rrata-tat-tat
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away
Because Aki Rosenthal came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

I'd enjoy a one-night stand with Matsuri.

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri took a swing at Akirose
Like Korone hits Listener's nose
Then IRyS came wearing a Santa suit
But Mumei jumped out and gave a "hoot!"
And Botan was injured and trying to get steady
When Kiara came back with a machete
But suddently something caught her leg, and she fell
Ayame came in straight from hell
Then she saw Matsuri sneaking up from behind
And she reached for her katana, which she just couldn't find
'Cause Botan stole it (she's from the 5th gen)
And Mumei deflected it with her pen
And she jumped in the air and she did a somersault
While Takanashi Kiara tried to polevault
Onto Aki Rosenthal, but they collided on a seam
And they both got hit by a Watame Beam

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

Angels sang out from a gorgeous rotunda
Down from the heavens descended Kanata
Who delivered a grip which could crush stones
Onto Ayame's slender leg bones
She fell over on the ground, and fled to the Styx
As Kiara changed back into a phoenix
But Kanata saw through this clever disguise
And she crushed Kiara's head in between her thighs

Then Fubuki the Black, and Fubuki the White
And Sankisei Generation's Noel the Knight
And Houshou Marine, Sakamata Chloe,
And Yozora Mel and and the priestess Ina
Watson, Takane Lui, Koyori, and Mori
Towa, Luna, every single HoloID
Ookami Mio and Minato Aqua
Miko, Pekora, and Haachama
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Kanata in her angel ass
It was the bloodiest battle that Japan ever saw
With listeners looking out in total awe

[Anonymous No.]

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Momosuzu Nene in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

Nice lol

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be surprised if more than 4 people know what you're referencing, OP.
But very nice nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23870311
cringe but also based

[Anonymous No.]

>>23870311
Is this the Matsuri thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23871701
it's not that unknown now is it? or are the majority of anons on here zoomers?

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>>23870311
Nice anon. Old but gold the song, I may as well listen to it again