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>Be me
>19 y.o. prieto from Mexico
>Depressed af
>Meets white cutie in uni, she's a solid 9/10
>Somehow she notices that I like Chuubas
>Seems like she likes them too
>We start to talk about Holo, Niji and Indies
>I tell her that my oshi is Marine and she tells me hers
>We grow closer to each other after talking for about 10 months
>We start flirting and tease each other
>Fuck. I notice I really like her. So I "casually" bring it up and confess to her.
>She doesn't says anything and just goes.
>Go home and feel like shit.
>Get a message from her.
>"Come to my house tonight."
>????
>I shower and try wear something nice
>Go to her house and ring the bell
>She answers
>She has a Marine cosplay on
>She tells me to come in
>SNAP BACK TO REALITY
>I wake up in my rroom sweating.
>It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine.
>I'm starting uni this week.
>Feel depressed. Feel bad for being fat. Feel bad for being in love with a dream like a schizo.

Fuck this shit. Imma work out and work on myself. Fuck dreams. Imma make this a reality and get a cutie gf that will cosplay Marine.

>> No.23857982

ogey

>> No.23858045
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KYS latinx scum

>> No.23858109

>>23858045
ifunnier detected

>> No.23858125

Hey anon, I can cosplay Marine for you! Would you like a taste of Senchou's pirate sword~?

>> No.23858150

>Latinx is a schizo
Sasuga

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>>23857596

>> No.23859120

>latinx

>> No.23859179

Why do 3rd worlders have JP oshis? They're literally worse than the white man in the eyes of the Japanese.

>> No.23859613

>>23857596
Tell her if she rejects you that you're with CJNG

>> No.23860027
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I told yall niggas a thousand times, only 50% of horrible shitposts come from SEA and the rest is latinx.

>> No.23860273
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Workout big dawg. I mean it. Hardest part is starting. Start eating better too. Might be hard bc Mexican food isn't known to be healthy but do what you can. Track your calories and get in high protein meals. Lift weights and go on jogs. We're all gonna make it. Go get that cosplay gf.

>> No.23860333

Godspeed OP. I'm going to go get the real Marine.

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>>23857596
comete unas chidas de hakos baelz rosa

>> No.23860536

>>23857596
RIP El Prieto, what's worse is you might actually pull bitches if you worked out instead of being a fatass.

>> No.23860915

>>23860273
hell yeah dawg, LESSS GOOOOO

>> No.23862595

>>23857596
Fucking kek

>> No.23865525

>>23859179
Nigga what are you talking about. Japan loves Mexico and Brazil.

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>>23857596
>Feel bad for being fat
good fatty you SHOULD feel bad

>> No.23866899

>>23857596
>>Feel depressed. Feel bad for being fat. Feel bad for being in love with a dream like a schizo.
Lose weight retard.

>> No.23868540

>>23857596
If HoloES is real, this board is going to get even worse than it already is.

>> No.23872131

>>23860474
nmms jajaja

>> No.23876431

>>23857596
>prieto from mexico

your life was over there

>> No.23877218

Are you guys all just NPCs
Don't you have a dream or real ambition other than getting laid.
I fully understand Maslow's hierarchy of needs but fuck have some self respect.

>> No.23877304

>>23877218
>Don't you have a dream or real ambition other than getting laid.
No

>> No.23877312

>>23877218
Wanting companionship is a completely normal human need

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>>23877218
I mean, I genuently feel like shit. So that's mainly the reason why I'm working out, cause I KNOW it makes me happy, I just haven't had the commitment.

Oh on the side lines, I'm also starting uni and going for an art major

But thanks for your concern anon :D

>> No.23878006

>>23877218
I already evolved from petty human existence called reality. I now seek wisdom and is currently researching to make vtubers a reality through my dreams or we can say my "astral state", Later losers i'm meeting baelz in my bedroom tonight.

>> No.23878164

>>23877218
Outside of being able to play games and indulge in my hobbies while having a (mostly) comfy life? No

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>>23857596
Work out my border-jumping amigo, chicks will like you if you like yourself, the only thing holding you back is yourself and your own ego

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>>23857596
>Forsaking Amerindian heritage by dreaming about white whores
You’re a fucking disgrace for more reasons than being a fat fuck

>> No.23878575

>>23877989
Are you the famous Miko Poster?
You're the sun that shines beyond the clouds!
I love your good vibes! Keep being based!

>> No.23878853

>>23878575
I hope you choke on his cock

>> No.23879031

Latinx bros, rise up!

>> No.23879050

>>23879031
puta gringo

>> No.23879287

>>23877218
Anon you need to understand that most underaged boys have nothing but sex and cute girls in their mind.
It's not until we reach a certain age that the fog got lifted, our horizons broadened, and we became men that pursue our dreams and ambitions. For me, it was the age 23 and it was many years ago

>> No.23880110

>>23859179
That still implies they're above other nips

>> No.23880186

>>23877218
Sometimes my brother will laugh out loud because I deliver random voice lines just like a game NPC.
It hurts, I'm just making an observation about what the town has to offer.

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>>23857596
>mexican

>> No.23880357

>>23858045
i'm mexican and to this day I have no idea what the fuck a latinx is, nor do I want to

>> No.23883761

>>23857596
Godspeed anon, WAGMI

>> No.23885160

>>23880357
I'm also a beaner from a different land, but whenever I see the term being used it becomes an easy way to sort the trailer trash from people.

>> No.23885181

>>23885160
I'm pretty sure its the upper class people that came up with the term

>> No.23885252

>>23880357
Made up term that gringos made for muh inclusivity, that's all you need to know.

>> No.23885272

>>23885181
Maybe but that doesn't make them any different in my eyes.

>> No.23885309

>>23880110
are you retarded? the implication was that even if you're white, since you're not japanese you're trash to them. non-whites have it even worse.

>> No.23885377

>>23857596
>Meets white cutie in uni, she's a solid 9/10
I knew you were delusional after this line. no 9/10 white girl would date a beaner

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>>23857596
I may or may not have a cutie gf who's willing to cosplay Marine for me. I just haven't taken her up on the offer because I love her just the way she is and don't need to spice things up yet.

>> No.23887450

>>23857596
Yes dude just work out then you will get your dream girl

>> No.23888532

>>23857596
Unsubscribe.

>> No.23888743

>>23885309
But that's not reality, you can be some fugly white dude and get a lot of attention because you're blessed with not being an asian male

>> No.23888992

I'm a woman and I love hololive but I wouldn't date a guy who is also into vtubers. My boyfriend doesn't care for them much.

>> No.23889310

>>23888992
What if they were into it, but they weren't vocal about it and you just found out incidentally?

>> No.23889519

>>23888992
The OP was a mexican, that's the only reason he cares about white women.
Unless you're japanese, no one here cares.

>> No.23889755

>>23888743
What's wrong with asian males?

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>>23857596
>Mom look I posted the copypasta again.

>> No.23890056

>>23889755
The most masculine acts they've done is things like genocide and Unit 731 shit.
Meanwhile western men succesfully police the world.

>> No.23891899

>>23888992
post tits or gtfo

>> No.23892049

>>23885389
when you do, you better take a pic and share anon

>> No.23899131

>>23857596
ogey

>> No.23900700

>>23890056
western men crossdress and shit

>> No.23900811

>>23857596
>t. Latinxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>> No.23901051

>>23858045
"latinx" literally just use the slur my dude
t. latino

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>>23878575
he's not, I am

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