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>> No.23595668

>>23595586
I wonder if this shork will ever do ASMR again. Just found out about her ASMR's despite being a member for almost 5months now. It helps me sleep quite a lot of times already.

>> No.23595721 [SPOILER] 
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23595721

Gurass

>> No.23595727

How do I defeat Gura?

>> No.23595745

>>23595668
She did one with Fauna recently

>> No.23595759
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23595759

>>23595727
You don't

>> No.23595810

Gawr Gura can you give us a sign?

>> No.23595844

I miss her...

>> No.23595904
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>>23595810
She's not giving us a sign until she's back. I'm just hoping that's today.

>> No.23595932
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23595932

I miss my shorkie so much.

>> No.23595939
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23595939

>>23595810

>> No.23596092

I tried to watch a VOD but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I want to trust her more than anything, but I'm not sure I can.
I don't want my love for her to be over. I'm crying.

>> No.23596142

>>23595727
Getting leaf shield would make it easier but you can only obtain that item by defeating Fauna

>> No.23596228

>>23596092
You sound like a faggot kek.

>> No.23596232

>>23595727
Give her a cookie and wait for her to drop it

>> No.23596267
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23596267

does this mean we will get the Half-Life Alyx stream soon

>> No.23596290

>>23596092
retard

>> No.23596307

>>23596228
like oshi, like fanbase

>> No.23596377

>>23596307
Someone post that Gura faggot pasta

>> No.23596435
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23596435

>>23596377
Seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

>> No.23596483
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>>23596435
I love this little faggot...

>> No.23596515
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23596515

Now that the dust has settled, did Gura actually not know what "bussy" meant or was she just pretending?

>> No.23596559

>>23596515
I don't think she knew. Gura knows a lot of things but it all tends to be surface level. I would consider bussy a step below the surface.

>> No.23596581
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23596581

goop goop doko
I want goop goop...

>> No.23596605

>>23596515
I believe she doesn't know.

>> No.23596619

>>23596515
she reacted quite differently than whennshe knows and some anons ITT unironically didn't knew either, also she is the least fujo holo I can think about

>> No.23596692
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23596692

Default Gura

>> No.23596894
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23596894

>>23596692
elite default gura

>> No.23596980

Would you rather lick Gura's left foot or her right foot? Why?

>> No.23597099

https://files.catbox.moe/p8bh5z.jpg

>> No.23597129
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>>23597099

>> No.23597180

>>23596980
Why not both?

>> No.23597208

>>23596515
she 100% knew that (won't post the proof) and it means she's a tomboy since her being a fujo is impossible.

>> No.23597305

Missing her so much. I shouldn't, but I am...

>> No.23597327
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23597327

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.23597375

>>23595727
Try spanking her

>> No.23597423
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23597423

She'll come back today, right bros?

>> No.23597447

>>23596307
Like retard like retard

>> No.23597462

>says she will be gone for a week
>is not back after a week
>does not feel the need to inform us that she takes longer than expected
God I hate that she is like this

>> No.23597527
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23597527

>>23596515

>> No.23597530

>>23597462
it's been about a week dummy stop acting so OCD about it huhaha

>> No.23597630

>>23597180
That defeats the point of the question

>> No.23597648
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>>23597423
If we don't get a post/tweet about an hour before the usual member stream time, I doubt it.

>> No.23598143

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

>> No.23598498

>>23595586
>last live nearly a fortnight ago
dropped, dumb whore

>> No.23598680
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23598680

>>23598498

>> No.23598732

>>23596515
Knowing certain things like this anon said >>23597208 Gura is the easiest Holo to know she plays up the “I didn’t know” quite a bit, but it’s ok because it’s cute and keeps her out of management/susan trouble.

>> No.23598773
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23598773

Child

>> No.23598915

>>23598773
I'm about to commit a crime. T u T

>> No.23599108

https://twitter.com/monamiralgames/status/1521475283299483650
Ok now someone make it multiplayer please.

>> No.23599209

>>23598773
Yeah mine

>> No.23599307

I don’t remember who this general is even about…

>> No.23599324

Tomorrow for sure.

>> No.23599405

Gura doko...

>> No.23599406

>>23596267
Should be renamed to National Parasocial Day.

>> No.23599422 [SPOILER] 
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23599422

Gurass

>> No.23599549
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23599549

>>23599422
I want to press my nose against that puffy cunny and take a deep whiff

>> No.23599586
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23599586

>>23599549
Oh nyo

>> No.23599613
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23599613

I wanna make afucky wucky with gura

>> No.23599626
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23599626

>>23599586
I beg you, stop. I haven't chummed in 9 days...

>> No.23599782
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23599782

>>23599626
>You want to smell it chumbie? Oh nyo what a pervert.

>> No.23599869

>>23599782
I'm sorry Gura, but you were gone for almost 10 days, please punish me for being a pervert

>> No.23599894

>>23599307
It is now a board where we call people retards, the future is now grandpa.

>> No.23599917
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>> No.23599955
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23599955

NAME
N A M E
WHAT
??? ? ?? ?? ?

>> No.23599993
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>>23599782
Gura pushing her ass on your face and getting wet as she calls you a creepy pervert UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23600015
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23600015

>>23599869
>Nyo because you cry like a baby

>> No.23600033

>>23599108
Oh neat!

>> No.23600094
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23600094

>>23599993
She knows you can't resist to rape her

>> No.23600120

>>23600015
Please, I'll do anything

>> No.23600127
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23600127

Why didn't you save her?
You said you loved her, but you weren't there when she needed you the most.
Why didn't you save her, anon?

>> No.23600201

>>23600127
Because I spent my time calling the people who actually cared retards.

>> No.23600282

>>23600201
Retard

>> No.23600678
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>> No.23600705

So is gura gfe?

>> No.23600763

>>23600201
Retard

>> No.23600831

>>23600705
No, she's adwe (autistic daughterwife experience)

>> No.23600850

>>23598773
Looks like Gura when she was 6000.

>> No.23600955
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23600955

do you like mayo like gura does?

>> No.23600994

>>23600705
No, because Gura knows the world can’t handle her true GFE.

>> No.23601097
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23601097

>>23600955
Love it, I would eat it straight out of the jar every single day if it wasn't so unhealthy

>> No.23601325

>>23600705
No. Gura gfe would fucking kill someone.

>> No.23601419
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23601419

>>23601325
Alarm_02...

>> No.23601438
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23601438

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.23601540
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23601540

Is gura dead?

>> No.23601593

>>23601540
yes.

>> No.23601715

>>23601540
She'll be back very soon. Rest easy, chumbud.

>> No.23601740

>>23600705
She panders to unicorns all the time, but the closest she's even been to be GFE are member streams

>> No.23601775

>>23601715
>soon
when is soon??
today, tomorrow, next month, next year????
WE WANT FUCKING ANSWERS INSTEAD SILENCE

>> No.23601912

>>23600705
I would be dead if she was gfe

>> No.23601948

>>23601593
Can gura ghost haunt me?

>> No.23602021
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23602021

>>23601948
No because I just accidentally drink gura ghost

>> No.23602022
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23602022

>>23601948
BOOOOOOO STINKYYYY

>> No.23602088

>>23602022
No... How am I going to mating press gura ghost if there's no tight and cunny

>> No.23602257

is she bacck yet

>> No.23602660

>>23598773
erotic

>> No.23602891
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23602891

Tummy

>> No.23603159

I heard your oshi was dead. Just dropping by to offer my condolences.

>> No.23603291

>>23602257
Tomorrow.

>> No.23603323

>>23603159
Thanks

>> No.23603335
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23603335

>>23602891
Chubby tummy T u T

>> No.23603341

gura pee?

>> No.23603355

>>23601775
She'll be back on may 9th when Putis declares war

>> No.23603365

>>23603341
Yeah in my mouth

>> No.23603464
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23603464

Goomba Roomba
https://twitter.com/monamiralgames/status/1521475283299483650

>> No.23603539

>>23603464
Based

>> No.23603634
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23603634

>>23603464

>> No.23603667
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>>23603335
Flat tummy with a little bit of abs is better imo

>> No.23603862
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23603862

>>23603667
>abs
Extremely homosexual, girls are meant to be soft and squishy

>> No.23603976
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>> No.23604042
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23604042

>>23603976
So soft...

>> No.23604146

>>23603464
i figured out how to compile it for linux but i haven't figured out which button to use items

>> No.23604158
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23604158

>>23604042

>> No.23604186
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>>23603976

>> No.23604302
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>>23603862
I disagree

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>>23604158

>> No.23604413 [DELETED] 

I miss Senzawa (not her watered down dull 'gura' character)

>> No.23604426
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23604426

I LOVE GURA EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T STREAM FOR 2 WEEKS

>> No.23604460
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>> No.23604468
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>> No.23604533 [DELETED] 

>>23604413
I miss her too man :'(

>> No.23604601

>>23603291
gura is that you

>> No.23604616 [DELETED] 

>>23604413
you must be 12 years old then

>> No.23604622
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23604622

>>23604468
Gura sweat T o T

>> No.23604645

I started watching the eating members vod thinking it was content I missed only to realize I actually did watch it before

>> No.23604657 [DELETED] 

>>23604413
Retard

>> No.23604712
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>>23604460

>> No.23604722 [DELETED] 
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>>23604616
Chumbies must be 3 then

>> No.23604771

>>23604712
That's not how numbers work, anon

>> No.23604773
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>> No.23604796 [DELETED] 

>>23604722
kek Senzawa not only was a boring ass streamer, her humour is something only zoomy babies like you think is funny

>> No.23604885

Say something a retard would say

>> No.23604910

>>23604885
Gura ISN'T cute

>> No.23604938 [DELETED] 

>>23604796
At least she was pandering to zoomies and not pedo-faggots, plus, she was free to do whatever and not living under the boot of a corporation 24/7

>> No.23604944
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>> No.23605003

>>23604910
Wow anon you went full retard, I almost feel like telling you to go back

>>23604938
Retard

>> No.23605010
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he really can't help himself

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>>23604796
That one archive channel uploaded a dbd compilation which i watched out of curiosity, couldn't agree more.

>> No.23605048
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>>23604944
Such a shame that Gura couldn't get the ahoge she wanted on her other outfits

>> No.23605061 [DELETED] 

>>23595586
I'm sure the jannie is a Z supporter in his spare time...
HEY ANATOLY SUCK MY DICK

>> No.23605072
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23605072

Reminder that Gura is the happiest she's ever been right now. that's mainly because of me being married to her though

>> No.23605111

>>23605072
I made this post

>> No.23605122
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>>23605072
t. me

>> No.23605130

>>23605072
>>23605111

I made these posts

>> No.23605139
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>> No.23605232

Ok but seriously there's no way she could not gain acess to a wi fi connection in 8 days. Muh no data plan for work phone is also retarded since
1)just log into the goddamn account on normal phone
2)make a hot-spot
3)even if she had no data plan or smartphone of her own, at this point she can afford to casually buy both and had ample time to do it
Damn ghost shark why is she like this

>> No.23605257

>>23605232
retard

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>> No.23605297
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I still can't believe gura liked this

>> No.23605337

>>23605232
retard

>> No.23605363
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>>23605257
>>23605337
Genius.

>> No.23605389

>>23605232
dooo your taaaask~

>> No.23605456
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>>23605297
Gura approved child tummy... T o T

>> No.23605469

>>23605232
She didn't want to, simple as that. Retard

>> No.23605538

Gura cunny Gura cunny Gura cunny Gura cunny Gura cunny Gura cute Gura cunny

>> No.23605585
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>>23605538
I agree

>> No.23605724
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>>23605538
Yes?

>> No.23605923
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>>23605538
Very!

>> No.23605955

Good news, looks like EN have Lego Star Wars perms now, so we'll probably see that next schedule whenever that may be :(

>> No.23606224

>>23605955
lol

>> No.23606260
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>>23605955

>> No.23606439
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23606439

Extra cunny.

>> No.23606503
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23606503

>>23606439
the brat

>> No.23606523
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23606523

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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>>23606523

>> No.23606622

>>23600831
That sounds like an album cover name.

>> No.23606694

Can we expect an original song or a song cover for her birthday?

>> No.23606762
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Last few hours before I actually start to concernfag

>> No.23606783

>>23606762
it's ok i heard anon say tomorrow

>> No.23606816

5 days to a week..... Gura please I can't take any more....
Not even a single like besides the management one.

>> No.23606941

>>23606762
What's there to concernfag over? She's probably eating better than she does normally, she's getting fresh air, she's getting more social contact in than she has in months... this is good for her concernwise.

>> No.23607036

>>23606941
>What's there to concernfag over?
That she ditched Cover for real

>> No.23607120
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>> No.23607129

>>23607036
Retard

>> No.23607172
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>> No.23607183

>>23595586
Is spongeBob cursed?

>> No.23607232

>>23606503
So flat ToT

>> No.23607275
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>> No.23607325

I would unironically drink Gawr Gura's urine

>> No.23607357

>>23607325
Yes

>> No.23607375

>>23607325
I already drink my own.

>> No.23607401
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Summer is coming and I just want to remind you that she used this as schedule art

>> No.23607404

>>23607275
battle of stinkies

>> No.23607420

I can't believe Grimmjow Goobergaez has been gone for 7 months...

>> No.23607435
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>>23607401

>> No.23607466 [DELETED] 

Has anyone scoured the bird tweet she liked to find her burner account?

>> No.23607545
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>>23607435
She knows exactly what she's doing...

>> No.23607550

>>23607435
>Inside twice
What did she mean?

>> No.23607553

>>23607401
I'm gonna correct this brat something fierce next time I see her!

>> No.23607569

>>23607466
Which tweet?

>> No.23607573

>>23607550
She heard the game was short and wanted to finish something for once.

>> No.23607616

>>23607569
Retard

>> No.23607629
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>> No.23607654

>>23607573
>She heard the game was short and wanted to finish something for once.
This applies to my dick too

>> No.23607661
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>>23607550
She wants (me) inside her

>> No.23607670
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this place reeks of withdrawal

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Its been almost 2 years and over a thousand dollars later and Im still no closer to putting my penis in her chocolate starfish.

>> No.23607909

>>23607774
I know I'm starting to feel a little bit of the withdrawal. Though honestly it could be worse for me if the world outside vtubers wasn't imploding at the moment, providing me some form of entertainment.

>> No.23607935

>>23607774
I haven't been the same since TF|2 died....

>> No.23607987

It's not helping that she's not in anyone's schedule for a collab.

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>>23607935

>> No.23608088

>>23595586
WHY IS SHE NOT BACK, IM OUT OF COPE, I WILL CORRECTIVE BREED THIS BRAT, FUCK

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>>23607859
I will never understand the appeal of anal

>> No.23608131

>>23608094
it's truly disgusting

>> No.23608147

>>23608094
NTA but doing things you know you shouldn't feels good

>> No.23608266

Goodness golly gracious chumbuds, I'm sure she's just itching to get back! She won't milk this for all it's worth, I'm sure of it!

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>>23608266

>> No.23608316
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its me

>> No.23608329

>>23608266
Skin color?

>> No.23608408
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>> No.23608417

>>23608266
retard

>> No.23608434

>>23608094
I like how look of the anus especially in mating press in the way that it's the one bodypart that is usually hidden even if naked. So for me it's more the humiliation/embarrassment aspect of it.

>> No.23608456

>>23608266
GIVE ME GURA OR IL BREED YOU UNTIL YOU TURN INTO HER

>> No.23608477 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.23608484

>>23608417
I take getting this reply from you as a compliment

>> No.23608518

>>23608484
retard

>> No.23608537

>>23608477
By anime logic that would not be Gura but her younger sister

>> No.23608650
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>>23608434

>> No.23608736
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AAAAAAA

>> No.23608856

Gura has a real job, you know. He's a professional chef named Benjamin Knack.

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>> No.23608945

reading the entrails reveals no stream nor tweet until after the meet and greet on may 22nd

>> No.23608961

>>23608945
Good, ill be the first one to talk to her

>> No.23609224

tomorrow at best, next week at worst. You read it here first

>> No.23609301

>>23608000
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.23609326

>>23608875
rubrubrubrubrubrub

>> No.23609333

Pain

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No... this can't be

>> No.23609508

>>23607859
I would prefer licking her chocolate starfish

>> No.23609550

>>23609224
lol

>> No.23609554

>Just silence. Nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUOACGtGfA

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Despair... growing exponentially...

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Post comfy Guras

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>>23609987

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>> No.23610233

she's broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOKSMqG0K0s

>> No.23610254

>>23609565
lets take a look at the logarithmic chart

oh no
oh no no no

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>>23609987

>> No.23610326

>>23610186
i cant wait to see her in proper 3d..

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I'm so desperate right now i would a fembud so fuck bad.

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>>23610395
whore

>> No.23610527

Imagine if Gura sharted on your face. Fucking instant chubby

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>> No.23610555

gura...

>> No.23610563

>>23610326
That VR model is perfectly fine and I'm more interested in her actually streaming consistently than any 3D gimmicks.

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>> No.23610719

>>23610326
Her boobs will still be 2d

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Summer...

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>>23610719
FLAT

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>>23610719
Perfect

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So begins another work week for me, hope to hear from her soon.

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erection or hunger, which desire will win out first?

>> No.23611413

>>23611383
I need her biowaste

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>> No.23611505

>>23611402
could always just eat your cum, 2 birds with one stone

>> No.23611569

I'll summon her, give me ten minutes

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>>23611505

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glungo garbus

>> No.23611644

I know I know but I would really love just a tiny hi from her right about now
I'm at death's door or feel like it at least and want to see my shark one more time

>> No.23611667
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Choose one:
Drink her saliva or drink her piss

>> No.23611672
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What if house hunting was an excuse gura used to plan her suicide?

>> No.23611671

>just said "Oh Nyo" to a co-worker
it's over...

>> No.23611687

>>23611667
PISS

>> No.23611693

I wish Gooba would penetrate my bussy but she doesn't even know what that is

>> No.23611712

>>23611667
Ill eat the mold and save her

>> No.23611749

>>23611667
child head attached to an adult's body

>> No.23611763

>>23611712
Retard, the mold is the only thing keeping her alive

>> No.23611787

>>23611667
Everyone knows loli pee is like sweet honey

>> No.23611797

Gura wanted to do an homecoming stream but thought a week would be too short for that so she's taking vacation in Brazil as well.

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>>23611667
SALIVA but they're both so good.

>> No.23611956
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>>23611671
Lies.

>> No.23612039

>>23611671
what's the worst that can happen? I say ogey all the time

>> No.23612119

Goomba doko

>> No.23612124

>>23611956
They made a little oopsie-whoopsie and I said "Oh Nyo" before helping them with it.
>>23612039
Nothing thankfully I don't think they even know who Gawr Gura is.

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>>23611671
at least you arent hallucinating gura appearing in the corner of your eyes anon
im paranoid people are noticing me staring scared at nothing, maybe they already know im going nuts

>> No.23612278

How do I trick myself into thinking she really loves us the way she says she does in member streams if she doesn't even feel the desire to give us a tiny update from her phone

>> No.23612301

>>23612221
just don't start hallucinating my daughter wife, Gawr

>> No.23612303

>>23612278
retard

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Gura soon

>> No.23612322
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>> No.23612325

>>23612305
If by soon you mean wednesday then, yes.

>> No.23612345

>>23612278
t.virgin

>> No.23612356

>>23612303
No, don't retard me
Nothing is stopping her from doing that in the span of two minutes at night even if she spends all day checking out houses or whatever

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>>23611671
I do that all the time, no one gives a shit.

>> No.23612464

>>23612278
>>23612356
Anon…she’s trying to teach you social reps about how not to be be an obsessive person when it comes to relationships in general, and your failing.

>> No.23612490
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>>23611671
I've said oh nyo to my little sister before but she was preoccupied and didn't notice.
I'm 100% sure she knows about Gura because I've seen Reflect on her reccomended videos.

>> No.23612492

>>23612464
It's not obsessive, I didn't say I want constant updates. I'm just saying that if she loved us so much she would out of her own volition say hi once during all those days. That's how I feel.

>> No.23612508

>>23612356
you should accept that she doesn't actually care instead of coping. It's healthier that way, maybe find other holo you may think does a better job at pretending to love you

>> No.23612507

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooouuuouoouoooooouuuuuuuuuuuooooooooouooooooooooooorrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.23612532

>>23611671
I've have taped up various images of her around my workplace (mainly the grungus)
I pin one of her images to the bottom of a daily report I email to my department every day
I intentionally say 'oh nyo' whenever possible
I blast her karaokes everyday while working

You have nothing to fear but the chains that bind you

>> No.23612533

>>23612356
Retard. Pushing the retweet button on an image doesn't prove or disprove anything either. If an announced break, where she is clearly busy, is causing you problems with believing what you wrote then you never believe her to begin with. Now fuck off

>> No.23612566

>>23612533
No, you are wrong

>> No.23612577

>>23612532
Your coworkers hate you.

>> No.23612582

>>23612356
t.turbo virgin

>> No.23612643

>>23612532
I kneel

>> No.23612652

>>23612577
Correct.

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are you guys still alive?
my gurium levels are reaching 0... i don't i will make it

>> No.23612661

>>23612532
Based

>> No.23612681
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>>23611671
>co worker recognizes oh nyo
>co worker starts talking to anon about hololive
>they go out

jk, in your dreams maybe

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>> No.23612749

I remember back in the old days, when Gura was still here, saying oh nyo and goobus.....

>> No.23612752
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give me one good reason why goombus needs an ass this fat

>> No.23612764

>>23612749
who?

>> No.23612770

>>23612356
She's talked about twitter on stream so much at this point that I can't see these posts as anything but retarded trolling.

>> No.23612778

>>23612356
go back. Why don't you vent on your hugbox faggot?

>> No.23612782

>>23612532
whats a grungus
t. kfp

>> No.23612816

>>23612770
Where did I say twitter?

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Signs of life soon

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gobus

>> No.23612850
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>>23612752
That is one ugly ass, not only is it way too big but the shape and those folds on the bottom are disgusting.

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yeuh get that cheddar

>> No.23612969

>>23612464
So is everyone in this thread

>> No.23612976

>>23612960
its gouda btw

>> No.23612982

>>23612681
I wouldn't date any of my co-workers even if they offered

>> No.23613035

>>23612982
oh come on, how bad could they be

>> No.23613092

>>23613035
NTA but they're not Gura so probably pretty bad

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>>23612969
NTA but I'm not parasocial I just love good shark cunny.
Reading the posts from the schizos and shitposters always makes me feel better about myself because a low life like me still has better social life than they do.

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>> No.23613195

Gura please. I cant take any more. Just give me a sign.

>> No.23613221

AAAAAAAAA WEDNESDAY SCHIZO TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23613228

>>23612969
I'm here for fanart and to kneel to cunny, goslings are annoying

>> No.23613268

>>23612969
>>23613228
Go back

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>>23613228

>> No.23613368

>>23613035
They aren't Cute or Funny.

>> No.23613408

>>23612752
she dont

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>>23612490

>> No.23613643

>>23612490
You should fuck your sister.

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>>23613464

>> No.23613665
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She'll be back tomorrow, right?
Please, tell me she'll be back tomorrow

>> No.23613669
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gura tweet in ~9 min

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I prefer my Gura a little thicker in the upper body, not talking about booba

>> No.23613834

>>23613665
well...Cover will make an announcement about her tomorrow

>> No.23613887

>>23613665
if she isn't officially taking time off and is still working with the "provide content 3 times a week" rule, then she'll need to provide content 3 times by Friday so she'll be back tomorrow.
if she did, then she'll be back whenever something else makes it absolutely impossible for her to extend this any longer

>> No.23613908
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23613908

don't freak out, little ones. she'll be back eventually.

>> No.23613937

>>23613908
i want her prechewed water now though

>> No.23614020

>>23613669
Where is it?

>> No.23614044

>>23613887
>thinking that rule is enforced
sana didn't made that clear?

>> No.23614058

>>23613887
Retardchama, that rule is only for their first year

>> No.23614076

>>23613887
Wasn’t that part of the contract only for the first year?

>> No.23614104

>>23614076
>>23614058
nobody has ever seen that clause of any contract and there is no reason to believe all contracts have the same language.

>> No.23614130

>>23613669
retard

>> No.23614136

>>23614044
You can clearly get around it with any sort of reason two but is in place by default. Or at least, something that the girls call "a quota" is, and there's no reason to think it's anything else.
>>23614076
No.

>> No.23614156

Oh no the insanity has finally kicked in

>> No.23614178

>>23614156
Not really, retardchama.

>> No.23614221

>>23614156
Naaah this past week has been tame when compared to the coof break.

>> No.23614230

Does Gura's personality reflect yours?

>> No.23614234
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>>23613908
who you calling a little one?

>> No.23614282

>>23614230
We share the same tastes

>> No.23614298
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23614298

Guys, I defeated Gura but I didn't realize I would regret it...

>> No.23614305

>>23614234
>an adult
dyrbi

>> No.23614314

>>23614136
>something that the girls call "a quota" is
when I hear any holo talking about the word quota they are always referring to a personal one,

regardless this whole talk about quotas is pointless because as you said management takes any reason as valid and gura actually has a pretty good one right now, she'll be back after the moving shit is sorted out

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23614406

>>23614130
>>23614020
sry i thought it was later than it is, the tweet will be at 4:39 cst today

>> No.23614435

>>23614406
>central standard time
Aren't you guys in daylight savings?

>> No.23614517

>>23614435
my bad i meant cdt

>> No.23614529

>>23614230
yes, i have ghosted people for months that's why it doesn't bother me if she disappears for a few days

>> No.23614536

>>23614517
Got it. I look forward to the tweet.

>> No.23614672

g-gura? pls... just a drop of shark...

>> No.23614784

You think if I finally busted my load I've been saving up for Gura she'll come back?

>> No.23614813

Holy heck chumbuds, I can feel her love more than ever right now! She’s always going above and beyond for us. Sticking to her schedules, replacing cancelled streams, updating us accurately on time off, and taking a couple minutes of her time to make us smile with a cute tweet every now and then. If she didn’t do any of that ever I’m not sure how I’d feel, but luckily my oshi isn’t like that. She says she cares and her actions always reflect it. We’re so lucky to have our sharkie!!!!

>> No.23614841

>>23614813
retard

>> No.23614851
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>>23614784
she's not coming back anon... I think she hates us

>> No.23614877

>us

>> No.23614911
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23614911

Was rewatching the Atlantis outfit reveal. Did Gura actually UOH here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH2L5O8CmOM&t=3185s

>> No.23614935

I can't cope anymore....

>> No.23614958

>>23614813
what is the origin of your obsession exactly?

>> No.23614964

its only 5:15edt, im sure there will be a members frame up soon, before 8pm.

>> No.23615013

>>23614911
Of course.

>> No.23615020

>>23614958
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23615022
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23615022

>>23614935
bros... my canister is empty can anyone spare some?

>> No.23615121
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23615121

>>23615022
i've been out...

>> No.23615239

>>23614958
What do you mean? I’m just posting about how much I love sharkie!! I really admire genuine people that value their word and never try to mislead others when it’s convenient for them. Sharkie checks all those boxes!

>> No.23615280

>>23615022
no, its my private stash

>> No.23615301

>>23615239
retard

>> No.23615331

>>23615301
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23615340

>>23615239
You are severely mentally ill

>> No.23615343
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23615343

Holy fuck, I completely forgot she had a bare arms option with this outfit

>> No.23615380

>>23615340
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23615388

>>23615343
I want to lick Gura all over

>> No.23615390

show some skin goobma

>> No.23615405

>>23615340
>replying

>> No.23615426

Mold can't grow on air exposed armpits
It's over

>> No.23615447
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23615447

Quick reminder that it literally takes less than a second to hide a post and all replies to it.

>> No.23615489

>>23615340
Well gosh chumbud, could you point out one thing I’ve said that’s inaccurate? Seems like sharkie said she’d be gone for 5 days, tweeted she’d be gone for a week, now we’re on day 9 without even a peep. Give me your sane, non schizo interpretation of this please!

>> No.23615493

I can't get hard to Gura's birthday suit anymore, if I can't get hard to the actual model it means I am immune to all artist renditions

>> No.23615616

>>23615280
pls sir... just a puff...

>> No.23615630
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23615630

I want to hug_ Gura

>> No.23615629

>>23615489
retard AND redditor

>> No.23615639

>>23615489
Some examples of what you'd probably consider non-schizo explanations to get you started:
>She suffered severe brain damage and forgot how to work a cell phone
>She has been busy for quite literally every second of every day from the second she wakes up to the second she falls asleep
>She got lost while looking for the house to tour and ended up in the siberian wilderness
Or... maybe she just has zero respect for her fans and won't say anything because it's inconvenient or makes her slightly uncomfortable. Maybe she knows she can get away with literally anything because chumbuds will see even blatantly disrespectful actions and respond with nothing but mindless praise.

>> No.23615646

>>23615629
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23615674

>>23615639
retard

>> No.23615681 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.23615687

>>23615639
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23615691

Ah he's replying to himself again

>> No.23615715

>>23615639
and now he is replying to himself again kek
this mentall illness is indeed baffling

>> No.23615717
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>> No.23615738
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23615738

Any mentally sound chumbies here?

>> No.23615783
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23615783

>>23615738
I am mental illness incarnate.

>> No.23615785
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>>23615738
me but not for long
This ultimate is too hard

>> No.23615787 [SPOILER] 
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23615787

>>23615681
no chumbud use the one with the fixed aspect ratio

>> No.23615798
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23615798

aaaaaaaaaa a euueueehgghhn aaaauuuggguuuuaaaaaaaaa ggguuuuuwuwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrgh ggguuuuuuurgg iwaaaaawaaa guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wwwooob hhoooooooooooobohooowwww huuuuurrrrrrrrrhhhhhmmmmmmbbbbbbbbb buuuuaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaruuunngghuuuuu aaaaaaaguuaaaaaaaa waaaaaawiiwuuuuuu uwwaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhh haaaaaaauuuuuuugaa agaaaa aauuheerrrrr burrhuuuuuuuuunb aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wwwwhhhuuuururrrrrrggggggggggyggggghhhnn mmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa rrgghhhh aaaabbunngaaaaaaaaaaaghh huuuummmbbbbbbbbb snnnn nnnn nmnooooooooooooooooo

>> No.23615804

>>23615489
Gura died

>> No.23615805

>>23615489
You are just sick in the head. The mere fact that you invest so much time in someone you hate and are observing her behaviour and post the same thing again and again every single time she goes on a longer break is proof that somewhere in your head you are extremely angry and jealous

>> No.23615809

>>23615798
Same desu

>> No.23615842
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23615842

>>23615798
Look at these toes

>> No.23615873

Gura has been reading and posting in these threads every single day. You were just too busy pitying yourselves to notice.

>> No.23615881

>>23615691
>>23615715
No shit, I intentionally made it clear that reply was a part 2 to my post. You know, it's actually funny how the responses have devolved 100% into "retard" and "schizo" because there isn't a single way to frame her actions in a positive light anymore. There isn't a single critically thinking chumbud left, just braindead npc's that can only say one of two words because their brains are fried trying to logically conclude she isn't a massive cunt.

>> No.23615883

>>23614406
You lied a second time

>> No.23615911

>>23615881
retard

>> No.23615920

>>23615911
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23615930

>>23615881
>the voices in my head are real proof before no one will argue with them
Retard

>> No.23615947

>>23615920
retard

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23615954

>>23615881
You can't even begin to imagine how much pleasure it gives me to know Gura makes you seethe this much.

>> No.23615966

>>23615881
retard

>> No.23615975

GURA RAID GURA RAID GURA RAID GURA RAID

>> No.23615983

>>23615954
Is this a new kind of fetish?

>> No.23615987
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23615987

>>23615787
I'll just use both
I saved like 10 copies of pic related and I don't mean edits, I mean literally the same picture

>> No.23616002

>>23615987
based, fill that disk chumbud

>> No.23616015

>>23615805
I'm the only sane one left. I'm doing this for your own good, because if you don't see the light now it will only get worse. Let me make it clear one last time. She doesn't care about you. She does not respect you. She resents you. She wishes you didn't exist. She continually lies about feeling the opposite of these because she doesn't want to lose a lucrative job. She is literally out buying a house with the money that your support has given her, and she can't even so much as tweet over NINE FUCKING DAYS. I don't think any of you have let that sink in even a little bit. How do you not feel completely used? You have to stand up for yourself, have a little bit of dignity and self worth. Please.

>> No.23616030

>>23615983
No, mind break is pretty common

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23616042

>>23615983

>> No.23616043

>>23615975
kys retard

>> No.23616045

>>23616015
retard

>> No.23616058

>>23615881
Can you make shorter posts chumbie or a pastebin or something?

>> No.23616069
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23616069

>>23616042
so does gura have super shark strength or something, or can i easily overpower her

>> No.23616071
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23616071

>I can save him

>> No.23616077

>>23615983
Mind break is as old as time

>> No.23616078

>>23616015
retard

>> No.23616093

im not mad but ever so slightly disappointed.

>> No.23616103

>>23616069
She can canonically walk at the bottom of the mariana trench, I'd say she's pretty fucking strong

>> No.23616109

>>23616069
1000 Atlantian years = 1 earth year
You do the math

>> No.23616115

>>23616015
Have you considered that the reason why no one actually takes any of your posts seriously is because you make it so obvious that you are a mentally ill obsessive schizo?

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23616119

>>23616015
I think I'm more sane than you. I don't care if she loves me or not, if she entertains me she gets my money if she doesn't she doesn't.

>> No.23616127

>>23616093
I'm disappointed in anon's shitposting getting more and more boring as well

>> No.23616147

>>23616115
>>23616119
retard

>> No.23616180
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23616180

>>23616015
I normally ignore these posts but I hope you realize that you are unironically mentally ill and should go see a therapist. No one should spend this much time obsessing over things they don't like. Go to church or something productive.

>> No.23616212

>>23616015
It's sad that you keep wasting your time here even after you've admitted that you know 0 people here care about what you have to say.
You really should find a better hobby or a psychiatrist.

>> No.23616228

https://youtu.be/AHUP0GivAVY
https://youtu.be/AHUP0GivAVY
https://youtu.be/AHUP0GivAVY

>> No.23616231

>>23616180
If you’ve truly thought about what I’ve posted and are still ignoring it you’re less than human to me. Pathetic wastes of life, just like Gura.

>> No.23616257

>>23616231
retard

>> No.23616259

>>23616228
that was a sneaky one with the title and all

>> No.23616279
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>>23616231
The reason no one takes you seriously is because you are a paranoid schizophrenic who is in dire need of mental help

>> No.23616283

>>23616231
retard

>> No.23616303

>>23616231
You are the laughing stock of this thread, congrats

>> No.23616310

>>23615966
retard

>> No.23616317
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23616317

>>23616228
rare alternate thumbnail

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>>23616231
You sir need some fine cunny in your life!

>> No.23616345

>>23616231
bruh you are literally experiencing psychosis, seriously check yourself in to a hospital, not joking

>> No.23616356

>>23616317
Do you have the ultra rare thumbnail of Protein for Muscle #1?

>> No.23616360

>>23616115
>>23616119
>>23616180
>>23616212
Stop giving attention to a schizophrenic

>> No.23616374
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23616374

Holy fuck my sides >we have a personal pet monkey in the thread now.

>> No.23616392

>>23616279
It's like the hobo you see on the street and you just politely nod while walking past them as they ramble on.

>> No.23616396

>>23616374
>now

>> No.23616403

>>23616360
Seethe, it's like bullying a retard in school

>> No.23616413
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>> No.23616418

There really is no excuse for zero communication like this. House shopping and moving don't prevent you from taking a moment to make a tweet, let alone just like a few posts. Gura not being invested in her job or her fans is just the objective truth.

>> No.23616419

>>23616403
That doesn't make it better anon... Gura would get bullied at school...

>> No.23616431
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23616431

>>23616356
this is the only one i have

>> No.23616435

>>23616418
retard

>> No.23616458

>>23616403
Are you retarded and want him to keep posting? Because that's exactly what you get when giving him attention.

>> No.23616471

>>23616374
He has been at it for months
Legit mental illness

>> No.23616477

>>23616431
it's the correct one

>> No.23616516

>>23616458
I want him to keep posting now. At first he was a nuisance but now he's the thread's rage clay. Easy to get him going, easy to manipulate him.

>> No.23616523

>>23614406
retard

>> No.23616524

>>23616360
Someone needs to let him know it's ok to seek help, clearly he doesn't have anyone in his life who can tell him.

>> No.23616539

I imagine her small frame would feel fragile when holding her down, but in truth she is stronger than any human, so her lack of resistance is her way of showing consent
Sharks does not understand love or any higher human emotion, just lust, to take or be take is all her shark brain understands

>> No.23616567

>>23616458
Hide his posts if it bothers you that much, it's not like it's hard to recognize him

>> No.23616576

>>23616524
You act like not one anon in the past several months has done the same. Stop giving him attention and he'll leave.

>> No.23616640

>>23616576
Or you can call him a retard
It annoys him somehow

>> No.23616651

>>23616576
The sad thing is that I think his mental illness is so great that even if he were the only one replying to his posts he'd still come here.

>> No.23616671

>>23616418
retard

>> No.23616739
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23616739

>> No.23616790

>>23616739
kek saved

>> No.23616793

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.23616798

>>23616093
unironically same desu

>> No.23616826

>>23616651
I mean, he is clearly coping by projecting all his own evil onto us and Gura, instead of accepting his faults and improving himself he is stuck in a permanent timeloop where we live rent free in his head

>> No.23616881

hey cumbuds would you let Gura peg you?

>> No.23616882

>>23616798
I will always wait for her and I know she has her reasons. But I also am not ashamed to acknowledge my feelings and interpret them calmly. As opposed to failing out like a certain mental midget monkey.

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23616915

>>23616881
obviously? Why wouldn't I?

>> No.23616921
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23616921

>Chumbuds ruin the life of a schizo because of cunny.
>Gura makes an autist write a thesis every thread trying to explain why her and chumbuds are evil.
>Autist turns into the thread's personal onahole.
Even though we go through some down times like this I fucking love being a chumbud.

>> No.23616930

>>23616418
And you people not criticizing her in ways that actually matter is also an objective truth

>> No.23616937
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23616937

Imagine Gura and Nacho oyakodon

>> No.23616941

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303528216494092288
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303528216494092288
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303528216494092288

>> No.23616951

>>23616941
>IT'S REAL

>> No.23616953
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23616953

Mental illness doesn't exist.
Everyone here is just pretending

>> No.23616959

does anyone have Ikanaide soundpost?
this should be our theme song lately

>> No.23616961
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23616961

>>23616921
Same desu

>> No.23616973

>>23616941
You don't need to post the same link three times

>> No.23617012

>>23616973
Yes you do. It helps visibility.

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23617016

>>23616941

>> No.23617026

>>23616930
Bend over my guy
*penetrates his bussy*

>> No.23617061

>>23616973
Have you never heard of the rule of thirds?

>> No.23617067

>>23616973
I don't have to
But I want to

>> No.23617072

>>23617012
Links show up completely fine unless you're blind. And why does visibility matter for a nearly two year old tweet?

>> No.23617172

https://streamable.com/syeucd

>> No.23617176

Gura please I need to chum

>> No.23617232

>>23617072
Single links don't show up well when scrolling quickly through a thread. And of course visibility matters, he's trying to trick you into clicking a supposed update from Gura which would be posted that way. What a rascal.

>> No.23617242

>>23616881
I'm not really into butt stuff but for my shark wife? Anything.

>> No.23617290

i'm confused by a lot of these posts, because with no streams i have so much extra free time in the evening that i am masturbating way more than normal

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23617305

>>23616881
Only if I get to return the favor.

>> No.23617309

hopefully this can tide you over for a little bit
https://youtu.be/s8ugCz2E0Hk

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