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>> No.23570249
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>> No.23570253

>>23570225
look at that butt!!

>> No.23570263
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guacamole gargoyle

>> No.23570265
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GOD I WANT TO FUCK GURA

>> No.23570286
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>> No.23570289
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>>23570263
child tummy

>> No.23570319

Why did Gura buy so much make up recently?
Why does she care about her appearance so much all of a sudden?

:)

>> No.23570351

>>23570102
>last post in the thread
retard

>> No.23570369

>>23570319
lol retard

>> No.23570385

>>23570286
Took me a minute to realize the bowl wasn't a ghost tako

>> No.23570428

>>23570102
>>23570351
This is only a problem if you edge excessively, which I do and now I'm paying for it.

>> No.23570430

>>23570385
retard

>> No.23570436
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Goop goop no goop?

>> No.23570438

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.23570449

>>23570319
Do you really have nowhere else to post your cuck fantasies?

>> No.23570453

Reminder that an enlarged prostate due to not cumming will actually make your loads smaller over time because the gland itself will begin to put pressure on the ejaculatory ducts, decreasing their ability to transport semen during orgasm. An enlarged prostate is not reversible, so don't make your "no-fap" decisions lightly.

>>23570351
How is that retarded?

>> No.23570461

>>23570385
i still only see a ghost tako

>> No.23570492

>>23570319
Yeah, me.

>> No.23570490

>>23570449
Guide him to pink woman thread

>> No.23570504

>>23569907
Nice to meet you, a retard.

>> No.23570509

shark pissy cunny
https://files.catbox.moe/2kbzup.jpg

>> No.23570510

>>23570319
dumb threadreader...

>> No.23570530

>>23570319
Probably to hide from schizos in public. I personally don't know what she looks like and wouldn't approach her if I did, but I heard another vtuber talking about being approached and was very uncomfortable, so I imagine Gura is going to change her look in public

>> No.23570557

>>23570509
me on the bottom

>> No.23570560

>>23570530
gullible croatfuck...

>> No.23570565
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>>23570436
no goop...no goop...

>> No.23570566

oh god the echo in her new room is awful why didn't she bring her soundproofing with her

>> No.23570596

>>23570530
Almost all these girls have crippling social anxiety and can't even answer the door for Uber Eats.

>> No.23570608

>>23570265
SAME DESU

>> No.23570627
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>>23570453
Nice try kike, you aren't stealing my newly activated semen powers

>> No.23570642
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"cheesed" to meet you huhaha

>> No.23570669
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>>23570642
huahuauhahua

>> No.23570672
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.23570677

>>23570453
>>23570428

>> No.23570730
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If tou wouldn't spank Gura, you don't love her

>> No.23570807
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gawr cute

>> No.23570900
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>> No.23570907

>>23570319
It was for a funeral.

>> No.23570938

>>23570566
She said she needed more room for the mini fridge, the soundproofing is coming. Are you even paying attention to the stream?

>> No.23570937

>>23559565
Hey, what happened? I thought you were going to laugh when she made a member's post? Why aren't you laughing? Did something bad happen?

>> No.23570996
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At last, the truth has been revealed to me. I have accumulated enough power through semen retention to create my very own Gura. The sheer amount of cum that I will ejaculate once she comes back will take her shape and her soul will be transferred into my newly formed daughterwife.
My spiritual journey is over.

>> No.23571009

>>23570938
He is grey

>> No.23571014

>>23570319
sorry, we get a little weird. She wanted me to roleplay as a clown for some reason, and I just cant say no

>> No.23571113

>>23570937
i cracked my collarbone

>> No.23571121

>>23570319
Gura wants to look more pretty. Simple as.

>> No.23571164

>>23571121
retard

>> No.23571228

sex with gura while teaching her how to do the make up

>> No.23571306

>>23570509
Gross. I would hate if she did that while standing over my open mouth

>> No.23571318

>>23571228
That sounds inefficient even if you know how girls apply makeup.

>> No.23571446

has anyone been charged for the nendo yet? what happens if I don't have enough money in my card when they do?

>> No.23571484

>>23571446
>has anyone been charged for the nendo yet?
No, it's gonna be July. They'll just cancel your order if you don't, and you won't get one. Ever.

>> No.23571501

>>23571446
I'd imagine you'd either eat an overdraft fee and be negative or just decline the transaction if you turned overdraft off or don't have it

>> No.23571698

>>23570627
enjoy your feeble loads, buddy

>> No.23571798

>>23570428
Define excessively.

>> No.23571866

>>23571698
NTA but the largest load in my life was when I stopped fapping for about 2 and a half weeks. My dick felt like a volcano and the velocity at which my chum ejected out of my dick could probably kill a man.

>> No.23571915
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chumbuds... maybe you guys should just ... you know ...

>> No.23571978
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>>23571915

>> No.23572035

>>23571978
CHUMBUD NOOO!
YOU ARE BLEEDING!

>> No.23572199

Honestly, how much alcohol does it take to blackout for over a week?

>> No.23572203

>>23571484
if it's july I can perfectly have the money by then, but I thought it was going to be april.
>>23571501
student debit card, thinking about getting a credit card just in case I forget to deposit the money in time since I usually use cash

>> No.23572209

>>23570677
>>23570428
Edging has nothing to do with an enlarging prostate because even if you edge excessively, you're still doing it to cum at the end. If anything, edging is associated with developing retrograde ejaculation if you orgasm but prevent yourself from ejaculating by pinching your urethra closed or something. Don't ever do that.

Your body doesn't stop producing seminal fluid just because you swear off nutting. You reabsorb some of it, but not at a rate equal to the rate it's made. If you don't cum, it will continue to build up and your prostate will swell overtime to accommodate more semen. Eventually you will start having nocturnal emissions, but it probably won't be frequent enough to curtail the damage that's happening to your prostate.

Please learn about this part of your body because this shit is delicate and doesn't fix itself once it's broken.

>> No.23572320

>>23569589
>>23569597
>>23569674
My ancestors have smoked tobacco for hundreds of years get off my back.

>> No.23572369

>>23572320
Have fun getting cancer, faggot.

>> No.23572368

>>23572320
Your ancestors were retarded, like you.

>> No.23572379

>>23572320
Your ancestors were retarded.

>> No.23572409

>>23572320
Half as long twice as bright brother

>> No.23572446

>>23572320
>my ancestors
Are you native american or something? Is that why you were drinking so heavily in the first place?

>> No.23572473

>>23572320
and they are all dead, what's your point?

>> No.23572562

>>23571798
A few hours in the morning, afternoon, and evening, culminating in an ejaculation sometime at night. This has been my routine for a significant part of my life. These days I can feel my cock tightening up in an uncomfortable way when I ejaculate.

>> No.23572570

>>23572409
That would only be true if you guys were big balls of plasma.

>> No.23572649

>>23572570
I have big balls and plasma, halfway there

>> No.23572739

>>23572320
Your ancestors were also retarded. I hope you enjoy your lung cancer.

>> No.23572792
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>>23572320
Based. Go reclaim your rightful clay, king.

>> No.23572831

I feel bad for Gura. Since everyone here is so convinced she's not lying to us, she must have very little need for social contact or relationships. Otherwise, she'd most likely really want to communicate with us more often.

>> No.23572870

>>23570453
It didn't happen, but it should have.

>> No.23572905

>>23572831
retard.

>> No.23573034

>>23572905
retard

>> No.23573054

>>23573034
retard

>> No.23573069
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are you guys attractive enough to be guras husband?

>> No.23573079

>>23573034
retard

>> No.23573081

>>23573054
retard

>> No.23573094

gura doko

>> No.23573123

>>23573081
retard

>> No.23573131

>>23573079
retard

>> No.23573166

>>23573131
retard

>> No.23573203
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Retard doko?

>> No.23573209

>>23573094
gura nande?

>> No.23573248
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>>23573203
yeah,me

>> No.23573253

i want gura to force me to inhale her pheromones

>> No.23573501

>>23573069
right face-fucking left

>> No.23573693 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.23573923

retard is fine but I want to see ogey posting make a return.

>> No.23573977
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>>23573923
I like retard more.
It's more Gura friendly too, being a retard and all!

>> No.23574006

>>23573923
ogey is reddit now

>> No.23574072

>>23573923
shorgey

>> No.23574364

a girl made fun of me for an amelia phone background the other day and then told me she watches gura
i cant believe there are unironic fembuds, there better not be one in this general

>> No.23574376

>>23572831
Don't make them think about it too much. They start to not like what they find, then default to sperg mode to protect themselves. Just know I feel bad for you guys, you're unfortunate victims whether you realize it or not.

>> No.23574424

>>23574364
i don't suppose she was really tall, was she?

>> No.23574428

>>23574376
retard

>> No.23574500
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>>23574424
no..... there better not be tall women in this thread...

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>>23572368
>>23572369
>>23572379
>>23572739
Seethe.

>> No.23574764

Funny how gura not showing up for a few days leads the community to devolving and just calling each other retard. Ironic even..

>> No.23574797
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I think gawr and gura should have sex

>> No.23574809

>>23574072
brrat

>> No.23574824

>>23574764
retard

>> No.23574881

>>23574797
Agree

>> No.23574891
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>> No.23574908
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>>23574797
Yes please

>> No.23574935
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>>23574376
>I'm a victim
KEK my lawyer tried something similar before I went to prison.

>> No.23574942
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>>23574891
Sharkdreams

>> No.23574949
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I think Gura should masturbate in her hotel.

>> No.23575278

i want mumei to impregnate my mouth

>> No.23575303
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>>23574949
I want Gura to masturbate while I'm in the room with my hands handcuffed behind my back and on a leash. I want her to frustrate me. T u T

>> No.23575357

>>23574935
uhh w-what did you go to prison for anon?

>> No.23575412

>>23574730
I mean, their your lungs pal. But know that by the time you realize it was a mistake, it's going to be way too late.

>> No.23575557
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>>23575357
I didn't commit any chumbud crimes if that's what you're worrying about. For that specific sentence I was charged with identity theft and first degree malicious mischief.

>> No.23575690
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23575690

that's life

>> No.23575703

>>23575557
Being mischevious is the perfect chumbud crime, right after intercourse with a child under 18,000

>> No.23575758
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>> No.23575771

i REALY REALLY REALLY miss Gura

>> No.23575878
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>>23575771
i REALY REALLY REALLY REALY REALLY REALLY REALY REALLY REALLY miss Gura
I miss Gura more than you I win huhaha

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>>23575703
If they didn't want to be lusted after then these atlantean brats wouldn't be so erotic.

>> No.23575929

Gura has a real job as a professional chef(Benjamin Knack).

>> No.23576114

>>23575703
You just made me think of something.
What if in Atlantis they use that backwards number system that some retarded European countries use where a period is a comma and a comma is the decimal point?
Which would mean when Gura wrote that she was somewhere around 9,927 years old...

>> No.23576148

>>23575758
>Art of the art

That's new and neat.

>> No.23576335

>>23576114
UOH

>> No.23576411

It feels like a lifetime since I've heard my shark

>> No.23576607

>>23576114
that's hot but she spoke the word "thousand"

>> No.23576811
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23576811

I have listened to Gura's Creep like 20 times since she sang it

>> No.23577051

>>23576811
>no Mike Honey
ONE JOB

>> No.23577183

>>23576114
She has also said "I'm whatever age you want me to be"

>> No.23577706 [DELETED] 
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boyfriend

>> No.23577726
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>> No.23577744

>>23577706
me

>> No.23577761

>>23577706
yes, myself

>> No.23577813 [DELETED] 

>>23577706
everyone realizes. I'm still trying to process it. I want to die.

>> No.23577984

The kids are not okay...

>> No.23578043

>>23577984
I'm okay

>> No.23578068

>>23578043
uooh child erotic

>> No.23578222
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The bait is just getting lazier and lazier.

>> No.23578272

>>23570319
she said on a stream before that she likes to try make-up, but you wouldn't know that

xD

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>> No.23578645 [DELETED] 

what the fuck is going on in there?
Also baby murder got overturned. Do you think any of the girls are going to be faggots and bring it up? For some fucking reason the number 1 issue for roasties is baby murder.

>> No.23578713

>>23578645
retard

>> No.23578714

>>23577813
retard

>> No.23578803

>>23577984
HOW CAN ONE LITTLE SHARK SWALLOW SO MANY LIVES!!

>> No.23579110
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What if Gura just peace's out and you see a Gura had graduated post tomorrow?

>> No.23579201
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>> No.23579429

I didn't want to watch a stinky shark stream anyways! Hmmmph!

>> No.23579545

>>23579110
I'll make it somehow. I always do...

>> No.23579655
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>>23579429

>> No.23579741

>>23579655
Chances Gura ever gets a VA gig in an upcoming game or anime dub?

>> No.23579899

putting Gura in a sweaty mating press won't solve your life's problems

>> No.23580023

>>23579899
yes it will

>> No.23580045
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I miss Gura so fucking much it's unreal.. I haven't felt this depressed in years.
I get way to much happiness from this girl.

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23580225

I will forever loyal to my oshi

>> No.23580245

>>23580045
It's fucking, rough, bro

>> No.23580330
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Guys, Gura is coming back... right?

>> No.23580402

>>23580330
...

>> No.23580432
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Depression stage setting in. So long chumbies, I won't come back until gugu is back. That's the only reason I came back.

>> No.23580511

>>23580330
She doesn't throw around the word promise willy-nilly

>> No.23580725

>>23570319
Oh sorry about the confusion anon, I just like when she leaves lip stick marks on my cock

>> No.23580778

I'm playing Valorant

>> No.23580868

>>23580778
Ok now I think Gura should come back

>> No.23580902

>>23570225
That's a weird schedule you got there cumbuds.

>> No.23581024
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Finally... I'm the last to chum bud...

>> No.23581032

>>23580902
oh nyo it was noticed

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>>23580902

>> No.23581206

>>23581024
Objection

>> No.23581248

>>23581024
Nice try

>> No.23581353

>>23570385
same desu

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>>23581248
>>23581206
>they still haven't chummed while Gura's away
Looks like there are still some chumbies that I'm proud to call my brothers. Good job.

>> No.23581492

>>23571978
looks like she's trying to put her head into a photo booth hole but she's too short for it

>> No.23581664

>>23576607
so "thousand" is "comma" in Atlantean?

>> No.23581799

>>23574364
honestly I would've done exactly what you said if I found someone with that. even strangers.
no, i'm not that friend of yours

>> No.23581979

>>23579655
isn't this soundpost out of sync?

>> No.23582013

>>23570225
this stupid whore doesn't know how long a week is?!

>> No.23582066

>>23582013
retard

>> No.23582181

I'm ugly ojisan...do you think gura will hate me...?

>> No.23582219

>>23582181
Nope.

>> No.23582228

>>23582181
She'll pretend to like you while it amuses her but will quickly lose interest if you try to respond

>> No.23582279

>>23582228
Correction is needed

>> No.23582667

Basically I am worried about Gura at this point. A big issue for vtubers is if they go missing like this how would people know? For this kinda thing I think we kinda need to have an irl contact to establish life. It's now been almost 9 days(over half a fortnight) since gura was last confirmed even capable of tweeting and how do we even know if she is alive?! I could do that intermediary role of being a contact for her and the community if needed. Just send me a pm.

>> No.23582690

>>23582667
sent ;)

>> No.23582808

>>23582667
She just told me to tell you she's fine, you can stop worrying.

>> No.23582866
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>>23582808
Stop pre

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>>23582866
oh nyo I fucked up

>> No.23582917

>>23582808
Are you joking? have her tweet we need to consider a missing persons report at this point.
>>23582690
???

>> No.23582936

>>23582808
Thank god
I can stop worrying now

>> No.23583233

>>23582808
just shut the hell up with stuff like this. it is FUCKING SELFISH to say 'hurr durr 1 week' and then just go completely FUCKING AWOL for neigh on a fortnight. and there needs to be some kind of punishment for it at this point

>> No.23583245
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Would you let Gura sit on your couch?

>> No.23583277
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>>23583233
hehe fortnite funni

>> No.23583283

>>23583233
RETARD

>> No.23583316
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>>23583233
>there needs to be some kind of punishment for it
Yea, sex with me. Wait..

>> No.23583357
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23583357

>Gura goes on a week-long break starting on the 25th, hasn't been seen since
>Petra goes on a week-long break starting on the 25th, hasn't been seen since
There are no coincidences.

>> No.23583373

>>23583357
Who?

>> No.23583376

>>23583357
fuck off 2view shill

>> No.23583434

>>23583233
>there needs to be some kind of punishment for it at this point
I agree I'll get to spanking her right away! Should I also revoke her bathroom privileges, and make her wear diapers for a whole month?

>> No.23583625

>>23583434
No, no diapers either.
Make her go in a litterbox like the cat she is.

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>>23583635
>see gura gills
>mouth immediately starts watering
Why am I like this?

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>>23583434
>spanking her right away
Chumbie that's not a punishment for that horny shark brat...

>> No.23583727

>>23583245
No, she shall sit on me instead

>> No.23583780

>>23583233
Well you better tell her how you feel when she gets back.

>> No.23583828
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>>23583727

>> No.23583890

I don't know how to tell you guys this.. I hope you are sitting down for this... Gura isn't coming back

>> No.23583904

is she back yet

>> No.23583968

>>23576811

same, its so fucking good. It's one of the songs I've actively sang along to.

it hits different.

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>> No.23584063
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23584063

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.23584099

I listen to her asmr kisses every single night before bed, i love her so much. I really hope we at least hear something from her soon

>> No.23584173

>>23584099
Same desu. I'll even chum to her typing at this point, I can't hold it in for much longer.

>> No.23584192

>>23580330
>happy meal

Reminds me of kobo's reaction to getting promised a happy meal. That was cute as hell.

>> No.23584364

>>23580330
Oh so sad she just bought a mansion and is ignoring her fanbase that paid for it, nearly a fortnight already.

>> No.23584393

https://litter.catbox.moe/lpfpqt.jpg
gura is ignoring me by drinking her own cum instead of offering it to me

>> No.23584466

>>23584364
retard

>> No.23584507
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>>23580330
one day I hope...

>> No.23584658
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23584658

CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
AAAAAIIEEE

>> No.23584960
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23584960

At this point we'll get the wireless guraphones by July just like the nendo.

>> No.23585011

>>23584960
I bought the wireless earbuds from 2 sources (both JP site) and both shipped.

>> No.23585231

>>23584960
I didn't see that message, but it's funny, for Hololive merch I forget I even order it. I ordered Gura's nendo but I'll still be surprised whenever it arrives. These fucking 10 month lead times...

>> No.23585259

>>23584960
>>23585011

This is really the only reason I don't buy hololive merch. Sorry not sorry.

>> No.23585266

>>23577051
Sorry, my photoshop skills were barely adequate to replace the baby in the center of the flower. still learning

>> No.23585299

lol

>> No.23585389

guraaaaaaaa i misss youuuuu come back soon please

>> No.23585575

The things I would do for a glass of Gura sauce...
https://files.catbox.moe/4rfpzv.jpg

>> No.23585633

What the hell is wrong with twitter when I type gura in search bar its showing me unrelated shit

>> No.23585779

>>23584960
I preordered from Goodsmile US during the first batch and it's giving me a September 2022 release date.

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>> No.23585795

>>23585633
All I see besides Gura stuff is Sykkuno shit which yeah, that's a little weird

>> No.23585811

>>23585785
They're all me

>> No.23585985

Is Goomba dead?

>> No.23586099
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23586099

shark...shark...shark...

>> No.23586110

Goorah stop liking my vod comments and give us an update

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>> No.23586487

she promised better communication....

>> No.23586504

>>23586487
retard

>> No.23586514

>>23586487
>>23586504
amazing samefag

>> No.23586538 [SPOILER] 
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Why is goopgoop like this?

>> No.23586605

>>23586487
rettadd

>> No.23586627

>>23586435
That's not an armpit, that's an armpussy.

>> No.23586698

>>23586538
is this real

>> No.23586969

>>23586698
yes

>> No.23586974
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>> No.23586990

>>23586969
please don't lie to me

>> No.23587023

>>23586974
that's hot

>> No.23587151

Child today! T u T

>> No.23587187

>>23587151
Tomorrow*

>> No.23587242
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23587242

The child is alive.

>> No.23587259

>>23587242
Proof?

>> No.23587281

>>23587259
I can sense it through my psychic link.

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>>23587281

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gura eats ramen with a fork and knife

>> No.23587409

>just had a dream about gura
This is getting out of hand.

>> No.23587436

>>23587409
I wish I could dream...

>> No.23587547

>>23587384
Gura eats pizza with chopsticks

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>>23587409
>one of my only dreams about Gura was of her graduating and me setting up my own personal funeral for her
>The other one was that I was Gura and Amelia and her pets were bullying me for some reason
I want a good Gura dream...

>> No.23587567

>>23587547
Gura eats chopsticks

>> No.23587583

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I have to punish Gura tonight for radio silence

>> No.23587594

>>23587583
ill punish you for whining unduly

>> No.23587601

>>23587583
Radio silent* eslchama...

>> No.23587612

>>23587594
Gura will punish you for punishing me

>> No.23587629

>>23587567
I eat gura

>> No.23587644

Enough is enough. I'm going to send this cunny a cum tribute compilation. This brat needs to be corrected!

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>>23587629
gura eats me

>> No.23587685

>>23587560
Getting bullied as Gura is a good dream.

>> No.23587724

>>23587685
Gay.

>> No.23587748

>>23587685
I think you mean getting bullied BY Gura.
Getting bullied AS Gura would just make me feel bad for her

>> No.23587768

>>23587748
She likes bullying though. Damn brat.

>> No.23587771

>>23587560
The only dream I had about gura was a year and half ago when I first met gura and vtuber, and it was about me breaking into gura's house and found that Gura is a chubby black little girl. Fuck my life why can't I have a dream of having sex with gura.

>> No.23587781

>>23587560
Mine was the two of us sleeping together on the edge of a bed with her in my arms before she started rolling off of the bed in her sleep, so I extended my right arm to catch her before she fell and pulled her over to the other side of me in one swift motion so that she would be in the middle of the bed instead.
It's the only dream I've ever had of her, it lasted like 30 seconds, and it was honestly more comedic than anything else kek.

>> No.23587796

>>23587657
Does that mean I eat anon...?

>> No.23587803

>>23587560
I dream of Gura often lately, just mundane situations like shopping with Gura or living with Gura. A psychologist would probably be alarmed.

>> No.23587812

>>23587601
Why doesn't silence work here? Does radio silence as a noun not make sense?

>> No.23587840

>>23587812
It does work. He's more ESL than you.

>> No.23587994

https://youtu.be/97w16cYskVI?t=105
https://youtu.be/97w16cYskVI?t=105
https://youtu.be/97w16cYskVI?t=105

>> No.23588040

>>23587994
She sounded so different back then.

>> No.23588043

>>23587259
I mean she is asleep in bed right next to me. So yeah, she is alive.

>> No.23588139

>>23587840
thanks
>>23588040
mic contributes a lot to how streamers sound
I like the one she is now sticking to though. There was one mic she tried in Takobell stream that didn't sound good for her

>> No.23588194

>>23588040
Early nervous-voiced Gura was cute.
I don't want to hear it again, though, as that's a very bad sign.

>> No.23588287

>>23588194
Sometimes I still miss her old laugh

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>>23588287
I just straight up miss her...

>> No.23588424

>>23588389
Give us a sign...

>> No.23588543 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.23588792

>>23587840
I was pretending.

>> No.23588811

I'm not sure if it's a good or bad that I'm not upset about long breaks anymore, during the back to back shit months I was unironically mad but I guess after so many breaks I've stopped caring

>> No.23588831

>>23588811
retard

>> No.23589042

Gura lazy bitch.
can i have a "retard"?

>> No.23589098

>>23588040
>>23588139
>mic contributes a lot to how streamers sound
This is true. I didn't believe it myself (I'm not an audio guy) but another chuuba I watched also recently bought a better and more expensive mic for herself and she sounds different too. Everyone noticed, including herself. I genuinely didn't know that such hardware can vary so much in terms of quality and how it makes people sound.

Also, Gura has been talking. A lot. Obviously. So her voice changed because of that as well. Early Gura really didn't seem to talk that much IRL it seems.

>> No.23589153

>>23589042
I love you silly

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>> No.23589429

>>23589389
me

>> No.23589466

>>23588287
I miss when Gura would say: "shhhhaaaaaarrrrk."

>> No.23590029
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Good morning

>> No.23590096
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>>23590029
Good morning, have a Gura

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>>23590029
Based ame, correct that shark.

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Looks like I am the last chumbud again. I will marry Gura in 10 mins if no objections.

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>>23590655
Not even 20 seconds and you're already btfo'd. I'm the last to chum bud

>> No.23590678

>>23590655
Objection. I am already married to Gura.

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She'll be on tonight.. right?

>> No.23590964

>>23590874
wednesday schizo here
today a sign of life, stream tomorrow

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Child

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>>23591466
two children

>> No.23591605

>>23591500
>>23591500
Yeah mine

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Is gura dead?

>> No.23592538
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>> No.23592545

Oh fuck, I accidentally killed Gura. I dropped Gura's cum jar on her head while I tried to steal it in her sleep. What do I fucking do now? Please advice quickly

>> No.23592617

>>23592545
don't worry, her being 80% mold means that she recovers after a while from any physical-related traumas.

>> No.23592636

>>23592545
Call an ambulance, and explain why she is dead while covered in weeks old cum and broken glass.

>> No.23592685

>>23592545
Mating press

>> No.23592845

>>23592545
Eat her, they won't search your stomach

>> No.23592886

>>23592545
Congratulation you are now the new Gura

>> No.23592941
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>>23590655
Where's my objection overruled? I miss you...

>> No.23593298

>>23588040
It's because she didn't have anyone back then. But now she doesn't need us.

>> No.23593338

I wish she loved me.

>> No.23593385

>>23592941
I am too busy preparing my wedding with gura and forgot to check the thread because I don't think there will be any valid objections.

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I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>> No.23593604

I love her but I know she doesn't love us. Please someone help me.

>> No.23593618
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>>23593338
I know how you feel. Maybe we were born to suffer.

>> No.23593686

>>23584364
>>23583233
What does Gura being away has to do Fortnite.

>> No.23593778
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>>23593560
Agree

>> No.23593801
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>>23593560
Yeah with me

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>>23593560
I think Gawr should eat me

>> No.23593924

I fucking miss her, lads.

>> No.23594057

I miss fucking her, buds

>> No.23594104

>>23594057
Get yourself a shark onahole.

>> No.23594138

IS IT TRUE THAT GURA

>> No.23594228
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>>23594138
Yes.

>> No.23594237

My fucking dick keeps missing her, buds
Stand still you fucking brat!

>> No.23594326

>>23594138
IS A CHILD?

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>>23594104
Like this?

>> No.23594360

Today is the one day I can't watch this week so she will stream for sure

>> No.23594364

>>23594138
>>23594228
Pose for the fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWy1utqHD0s

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>>23591500

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>>23594535
Dino cute!

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>>23594338
>>23594565
Rububrubrub

>> No.23594684

>>23593560
Gawr correcting Gura is so hot. T u T

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>>23594360
I hope so. I was doing just fine this past week but today at work it hit me...
I miss the little goober...

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>>23594684
T u T

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Gurass

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