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A thread for the stolas of stylistic soliloquy, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe

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I should end it all

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She's resting

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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I FUCKING LOVE ANDORRIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS HIPPY, START A FAMILY WITH THIS HIPPY, AND RAISE TWO DAUGHTERS WITH THIS HIPPY, TWO DAUGHTERS WHO WILL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND GROW UP TO BE AS MUCH OF A CUTE HAG AS THEIR BEAUTIFUL HIPPY OF A MOTHER

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remember to love your Mori

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>>23552854
>>23552889
I have dibs on sister reap then
Pic related, it's me

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>>23552843
no she isn't, she would be flying

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>>23553019
wdsdib

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I'm a filthy greyfag... please explain the lizard...

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>>23550602
you are lucky to be able to sleep on planes. I can't sleep unless completely horizontal

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>>23553089
Mori has a new pet lizard

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>>23551785
Gorilla? Why?
>>23551683
I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING MONEY I JUST WANT YOUR LIFE

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>>23553089
Mori had a fight with a lizard and lost

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>>23551942
Seconding this

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>>23553060
>sleeping on the plane

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on a level of 1 to UWAAAAAGGHHH, how SEX was Mamamori

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>>23553089
Your boy was having a hard time defeating the giant lizard at the end of SA2

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>>23553132
Monkey noises. Same with chicken.

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>>23553102
I usually just don't sleep the night before so I can pass out if I'm flying more than 5 hours
If it's not a long flight I'll just play a game or something for the few hours I'm stuck in the air

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>>23553089
The banks are run by lizard people and Sister Reap uncovered their plot

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>>23553205
Oh yeah, right.

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I love Mori!!!!!!!!

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>>23553089
She had a pet lizard back in reaper junior school but something terrible happened to it, don't want to go into details. Just one of many fucked up childhood Mori stories.

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Reposting this green for no reason other than me liking it

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>>23553089
The lizard is a metaphor for Jesus

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>>23553248
>cross on neck
weird that it's not burning her skin satanic piece of shit bitch

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>>23553341
Yeah, me.

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>>23553389
she has repented

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I'm in love with Calliope Mori

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>>23553449
Why does so much art depict her sweating?

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>>23553603
sweating is hot

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>>23553603
because I sweaty Mori is a sexy Mori

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>>23553449
Imagine Mori is that cool beauty in high school that nobody wants to approach because she seems too graceful and somewhat scary
But you happen to notice she has an anime wallpaper on her phone so you strike up a conversation, and you find out she's actually a huge passionate dork because she turns into a scattermouth because she finally has someone to talk to
idk I'm fucking gay and retarded

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your Mori is she a little you know....

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I require more Mori family art

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The bait thread reminded me.
What happened to the 2 million nendo?

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>>23554171
It takes time to develop stuff.

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>>23554121
I want to see Andorra in Marine's outfit

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>>23554230
a long time, Korone just got hers and JP have priority. Cover doesn't control when nendos get made

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>>23554098
Pregnant? No, she's very pregnant, with our child.

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>>23554171
You now also remember the Pop Up Parade figures for all of Myth were announced almost a year ago.

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>>23554121
That hug. CUTE!
whenever Sis gets a design she needs to have a bandaid on her nose, piercings and makeup, and a pet lizard- or using summoned ones for tasks.

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>>23554243
womb

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>>23554344
b-back that ass up

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I do not have any romantic or sexual attraction to Mori but I still want her to succeed.

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>>23554230
I just wonder if she even remembers

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>>23553914
It's more like she was the nerdy girl with the drab looks because she doesn't want to stand out but you notice her doodling anime in a notebook at lunchtime so you ask her about it and she gets super defensive, saying they're just some random silly doodles but you mention you like One Piece and Naruto and ask her what she likes and she's taken aback that someone is actually talking to her and about anime no less so you both start chatting and hanging out more until she's more comfortable with you and invites you over to her house where you discover she's super into music and her dream is to make her own professionally one day so she's working hard to learn what she can and you encourage her to follow that dream and she's very thankful that she finally has a friend and who is someone so supportive that she begins to cry so you get up and try to calm her down until you realise that she's looking at you like no one else has before and she begins slowly inching closer, closing her eyes and parting her lips a little...
or w/e idk im fucking gay and retarded

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Wow, Calli truly IS allergic to sunlight

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>>23554531
She's just like me.

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>>23554497
ok I like yours better
although it's moving to fast we shouldn't kiss that early
it should be a slow moving relationship as we're two retarded nerds figuring it out

also I appreciate that someone else is typing up these fantasies, usually it's just me

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>>23554497
>>23554497
stop making me want to live my high school fantasies with Mori

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>>23554344
Probably my favorite art of Marine. Hot dayum.

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>>23553914
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>>23554581
Based gay-and-retarded posters

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>>23554623
No

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>>23554171
She said she'd request a nendo at 2mil. No guarantee that request was granted, plus all the logistics that go into production in the first place and nendos taking fucking forever to develop for whatever reason.

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>>23554771
>smoking
le no

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>>23554867
she smokes cigars on occasional, which is badass

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What expressions and accessories do you want to see on NendoMori?

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>>23554907
as her boyfriend if I ever saw her with a cigarette I would slap it out of her mouth

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>>23554957
cigars on occasion isn't cigarettes. They're different. I myself smoke a cigar when a friend gets married or has a baby.

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>>23555063
i don't light it
it's for the look, i just bite it

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>>23554496
Based

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The only question I wish mamamori could have answered yesterday that didn't get asked was what her thoughts were on each of myth.

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>>23550613
>>23551289
Hmm, alright, I'll swallow these. I guess I was mistakenly judging using my own highly feminine hands.

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>>23554623
Wait until the part where you ask her to prom expecting to get rejected but she says yes and you go to prom together and it's that shining moment where it's revealed she's a super cute and busty 9/10 babe

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>>23554832
Technically the Gura one is due in a couple of months and I've heard zero freaking updates on that.

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>>23555142
I think it's a shame she told no Mori childhood stories

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>>23554957
as her actual boyfriend she can only watch me smoke cigarettes

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>>23555239
maybe next time

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>>23555247

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>>23555239
That's playing with fire, honestly. MamaMori seems like the type that just can't help herself when she wants to talk about something. Nothing serious was being talked about in the initial chat but if the topic moves to school you may get something from her like "Hey, remember not long after you started college and you tried your first blunt?"

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>>23555584
A FUCKING ALTMER

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>>23555610
Mori has already broached that topic though and admitted to being a paranoid smoker. That would be fine. I want another "I broke my sisters nose because she wanted to be Sailor Moon" story.

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>>23555584
no that guy doesn't have a cigarette

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>>23555584
MOTHER LOVE ME LONG TIME
SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY LONG TIME

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>>23555198
>you'll never live out the plot of every high school nerd drama with Mori

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>>23555198
>having always dressed in baggy clothes, Mori is embarrassed to show herself in a tight fitting dress
>learns to rock it before the night ends

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What the chicken doing?

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>>23556157
Her best

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>>23555198
>>23555951
Cease.

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>>23554867
DONTA

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https://twitter.com/SunsetSkyline1/status/1521176718975041536?s=20&t=gpS6V88mMDStm81gFnNRvA
SEX WITH A HAG

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>>23556658
wtf a sunset drawing that doesn't look anorexic

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>>23556844
His formal Mori wasn't bad either

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So in the end we just missed Mori right and the the threads from last week was just severe shitposting right

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>>23557355
missing Mori does things to a nigga

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>>23556658
Based. Her voice is great.

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>>23557355
I'm not going back on my positions

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>>23557355
I meant every word of my criticisms, but I only said them because I care about her

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>>23555204
I'm a longtime /a/ buyfag so let me explain. Japan figure manufactures are goddamn retarded and take pre orders very early and delay 90% of figures. If you pre order day 1 of something you could very easily not have it in your hands for over 2 years if delays are particularly bad and if you don't pick express shipping you can add another 1-2 months for your figure to get here by boat. Right now Good Smile has the Gura nendo set for a release date of July 2022 for first round pre orders and August for second round. Now you won't know when in July that will be until a few days before shipping and they can also announce a delay anytime up to the last day of July(sometimes days after). If you didn't order from good smile directly or another japan based company you can probally add another 3-4 months to that date for english resellers. Being a buyfag is suffering sometimes, been one for over 10 years and put like 15 grand into the hobby.

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>>23557355
Many such cases. Take a look at literally any split. Have their oshi missing for 2(two) days and they're already completely losing their minds.

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>>23557464
This nigga gets it

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>>23557355
Never gave up on her. Love me Mori. Simple as

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>>23557477
/ggg/bros...

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>>23557355
Schizos like to visit splits who are missing their oshi, they're more vulnerable.

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>>23557562
Wasn't it Gura getting sick over Thanksgiving that turned it into the shithole it is today? I seem to remember visiting a few times in the months before that and it seemed normal

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>>23555173
If someone could post that mori cosplayer you would really see what we mean. She had fucking ogre hands but was super fit. I actually felt super sorry for her since I don't think you could really do anything about that beyond cosmetic surgery.

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MILFYQUEEN LEWDS PLEASE

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Well that thing happened with Kronii and the Mori thread at the time went quiet within a minute...

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>>23557464
This.

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>>23557355
I love her but this dude's >>23557464 right

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>>23557562
They still have a while to go too....

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>>23557617
I'd say the (very cute!) membership stream she did right before her family showed up for Christmas is what sent people over the edge. Shit was getting bad but it seemed like maybe people would calm down before then.

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>>23557562
/ggg/ is always insane and horny though.

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>>23557752
qrd?

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>>23557464
>>23557490
>>23557670
>>23557699
Its okay to have criticisms but if any of you were the doomposting concerfagging retards from a week ago then you should probably just kill yourselves. If you had valid criticisms and were civil about it then you were alright.

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>>23557752
Huh, why would a member stream send people over the edge. I would think it's the lack of thereof that would make anons sperg out.

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>>23557801
well yea there's a right way to go about it obviously

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>>23557665
Yeah, that revealed so much.

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>>23557801
Kill me yourself
Pussy nigga

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ahoy~

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Daily reminder that when I say anons are retards, I'm not talking about (You), I'm talking about the retards. (You)'re alright.
Unless you're one of the retards, then you're a retard.

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>>23557807
Gura's audience engagement is pretty unique among EN. She does member streams often but has extremely limited social media presence, so I think chumbies have a pretty different outlook on things as a result.

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>>23557830
We had alot of bad faith arguments and ficklebeats dropping her over criticisms getting blown way out of proportion. Please andastand its hard to discern whos schizo when this whole place is a mental asylum.

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I think /uuu/ has the right idea when they only make threads for when Fauna is actually streaming.

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>>23557917
>bad faith
This phrase is a literal shield

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>>23557790
>>23557807
It was that she Promised!(TM) that she would have a chill minecraft stream the next day, where she was gonna try to forget about being alone again on Christmas and when she canceled it was basically the perfect "See?? She never cared about you Anon!" bait.

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>>23557854
I would if I could get a ticket to Japan, Mori.

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>>23557961
Not a shield if people are crying about doxxshit and literal made up scenarios.

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>>23557917
The common strat is that deadbeats will discuss a reasonable criticism rationally, the conversation will runs its course, and then schizos will take the same criticism, blow it up a thousandfold, keep repeating it for half a dozen threads, and say the general is a hugbox who can't handle criticism when they're told to fuck off. The pattern became really obvious over the last few weeks.

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>>23557961
Nigga don't even try that

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>>23557640
Found it lol
>>21636920
Yeah, looks like hands are no indication of one's constitution at all

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>>23557355
no we're slower. people have left. it was a yabai again

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>>23558069
>last few weeks
Try last year and a half. Yet, the bait's as addictive as ever.

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>>23557355
Controlbeats threw a hissy fit.

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>>23558153
>"we're"
Ok buddy, sure.....

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>>23557801
I don't trust you to tell the difference between doomposting and valid critisims

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>>23558069
you'd have a point if you didn't call critics schizo antis at the rational, reasonable discussion stage already

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>>23558131
That's the one, save it for when people make fun of Ollie's hands again too.

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>>23558203
you mean unicorns

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It's pretty hard for me to take the "you can criticize just be rational :)" thing seriously when your judgement over these things is pure dogshit
I was once called an anti for saying Omori is a bad game, lol.

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the currently standing list of reasonable things Mori should highly consider working on:
>sticking to her non-music obligations better
>better communication with both fans and friends/coworkers
>restore some of the fan engagement that isn't just twitter likes for the usual suspects (like after the first Ironmouse collab) - good opportunity would be Bar Mori/Flipside stream

everything else is her personal shit that it's not really the topic of the board

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I was actually pretty worried throughout last week that it would be the catalyst for tanking these threads in the long run like the more notable schizo splits. In spite of everything, /morig/ has had a pretty good run since last summer. I'm glad things have been mellowing out quickly.

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Before this turns into a shit fling again, just remember that it began with a post from someone who's non-critical

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>>23558272
Well, you do have shit taste.

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Mori will always try her hardest and over extend herself this is how she creates amazing things
and fucks up 5 other minor things in the process

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>>23558397
>you do have shit taste
That would make me a stellar deadbeat though.

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>>23558272
>>23558216
>>23558228
Dont lump me in with the turbo autists who would just cry at the sight of pink woman bad. Most of the time the general doomposting is just going off into wild tangents and actual made up fantasies. If you werent doing that and just want to see a better Mori then I dont give a shit

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>>23558317
I don't think that list is reasonable. She didn't do anything wrong.

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>>23558272
speaking of that game, is it out on switch yet? I've been waiting for it to release on there before I watch Mori's playthrough of it

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>>23558317
A lot of it wouldn't even be worth mentioning if we didn't see glimpses from the other side that make people assume free time. Bae was gone for a long time, nobody starting assuming things about her time spent because it wasn't partially visible that the time spent could have been with us. With Mori, there's just enough communication to make people assume, whether true or false.

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>>23558373
>non-critical
>non-critikal

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>>23558373
>>23558482

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>>23557355
No, I meant what I said and certain aspects of the members stream didn't change my mind.
But I do think that taking 30 seconds a day to tweet would have helped curve a big part of the shit posting.

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>>23558505
look at her thin neck...
it would be so easy to wring it, snap it and end her in an instead, like a pigeon...

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>>23558482
I will make a post that's overly critical

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>>23558521
You know what would make me drop a red SC once a month? A nightly or near nightly 1 minute bedtime twitterspace she used as a diary.

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>>23558533
I hate this unfunny fag so much.

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>>23558586
he used to be cool. Back in 2010 - 2014 he was the best of youtube.

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>>23558317
All of this is good stuff to work on but the last one I dont think is a pressing issue. Shes had plently of recent membership streams engaging with fans or just general one on one type stuff such as the Fall Guys and the recent "Shawshank Watchalong".

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>>23558611
True, and it only makes me hate him more now.

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>>23558611
Weird, I don't remember youtube sucking THAT much ass back then.

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>>23558611
I literally did not know this guy existed until like a year ago when I saw him in some meme.

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https://twitter.com/Nanahaya77/status/1521208450092789760

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>>23558440
it's reasonable, stuff like the sudden cancellation on the girls, or the stuff with member streams is an objectively bad form
fan/chat engagement being lower comes from the nature of the recent streams, but in general reading SCs from a month ago was the majority of what we were getting, and most zatsudan-like content was collabs
she's, to a degree, a public figure, so both her reliability and her relation with the public are fair stuff to judge

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>>23558699
It didn't, they probably just didn't know any better at the time.

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>>23558619
jazzbeat, is this gura?

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>>23558619
part of why Shawshank Watchalong felt so refreshing is exactly cause of how rare something like this became

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>>23558796
Well I suppose what im saying is that shes getting better right now so its not something that needs to be addressed over other issues.

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>>23558699
I mean what else were you watching back then?

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Mori's active which means I must post that I think she's alright I guess

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>>23558733
he was, I mean WAS someone who /v/ touted as good back almost a decade ago. He also took every penny youtube gave him and donated it back then.

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Mama and papa mori sound awesome. I didn't realize they are deadheads too. Sounds like they hit shows on the regular. Maybe if I ever see a show around Texas I'll throw on some Cali gear.

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>>23558478
It's not the glimpses from the other side that bother me, it's more the lack of interaction on this side. Something on the level of "Just spend a great day with reaper sis, she says hello" or a cheeky "This is reaper sis, just stole Calli's phone, what's up deadbeats" would make everyone super happy and requires zero effort.

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>>23558770
Sounds more like Mumei.

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>>23558920
this, I'll actually disagree with
while I do like those kind of interactions, ReaperSis should absolutely never be put in the control of the work phone
EVER

this is for everyone's best interest

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>>23558915
obviously him pocketing youtube money now is not a problem but it's almost absurd how he went from that, to basically doing everything he can to play the algorithm

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>>23558737
KANSEI DORIFTO

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what was that duet Ame did with Mori around American Thanksgiving, I really liked it but I can't seem to find it

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>>23558979
I wasn't suggesting letting other people operate the account, it would be Mori pretending it was reaper sis.

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>>23558943
oh, dont think I've caught any mumei karaokes

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>>23558943
>>23558770
It fucking blows my mind you guys can't tell the difference. its Gura
I do want to know though, are you guys American or not? are you from a place that might be considered to have an accent? I get confused that some people have trouble telling the difference so Im trying to figure out why

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What the hell? She engages with the fans far far far more than the average music act. In fact I don't know of any other musician that cares so much for their fans. And you guys want more? And get upset if she goes a couple of days without streaming? I am sorry, but from my point of view y'all look crazy.

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>>23559105
don't you have a flight to cacth

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>>23559105
>y'all

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>>23559105
>y’all
Hi mori
And is this mama? Either way Twitter space onegai

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>>23559105
Mori I love you I'm sorry this thread is full of schizos.

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>>23559105
See if you can catch some zzzs during the flight, also remember you're also a streamer and not just a music act.

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>>23559099
I just dont know mumei's singing voice

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>>23559105
I understand Mori needs and deserves free time
I just hate it

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Here’s a criticism. I think her rap music is terrible and she puts way too much time into it when she could be putting her time into one of the like 20 things she’s actually really talented at like drawing, animating, or asmr. or at least spend some of it building up her fellow holos.

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>>23559105
shut the fuck up and enjoy your plane movie
also, music acts have public relation managers, do shit like interviews and other ways of community engagement that chuubas generally do on their own (for example in form of Q&As)
so while DIRECT engagement with fans tend to be lower, there's a lot of professional engagement coming from typical bands

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>>23559300
her rap music is great as mori, where the subject matter isn't nauseating and embarrassing to listen to

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>>23559216
I'm not trying to pick on you guys specifically or anything, but even clippers that add subtitles get it wrong. and I thought it was a prank at first, like theyre playing into the joke,, but it happens so often now that I realized that like 50% of people actually cant tell the difference and I cant understand why. I dont have really good ears for this type of thing so Im starting to think it's an ESL thing or maybe an accent/dialect thing

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>>23559199
Fans of real life streamers are not this crazy, it's just vtuber fans that have this level of entitlement. I am convinced this entitlement is entirely generated by 4chan culture.

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>>23559299
If at least she saw it as free time. It's not. It's Mori time, RM time, free time.

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>>23559300
do you think she is terrible at it or do you just not like the genre?

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>>23554771
Instant cringe. The rest was good though.

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>>23559359
wait til you hear about kpop fans

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>>23559105
Get out of here before I do unspeakable things to you

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1521229401324539905?s=21&t=Cf0hGZkRvQb9UdQJim9CyA
She sounds very content, here's hoping she has some sort of way of knocking herself out on the plane

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>>23559359
why the fuck are you even here if you arent an obsessive fan that says things you cant say in discord?

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>>23559020
Would also work with the eurobeat Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcHu3_x-UA

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>>23559359
oh man you are naive

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>>23559369
I'm a massive hip hop fan and Calli is terrible. Total white girl "eminem is the GOAT" rapping. Hamilton tier

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>>23559347
My reasoning was that Gura's voice should be sharper even when singing softly, but i guess her soft voice is just straight up Mumei with every nuance that makes up her voice. Can't blame me for getting confused when it's straight up Mumei yet not.

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>>23559359
Parasocial relationships go back to at least the 60's, started with Elvis on the telly. 4chan isn't that old.

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>>23559504
But eminem is GOAT. Blacks can't rap.

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>>23559470
idk, isn't this bad to do? revealing your flights?

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>>23559504
how do you do, fellow massive hip hop fan

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>>23559537
oh man you're naive too! People had parasocial relationships with Greek actors back in prehistory!

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>>23559572
BRB, hijacking her flight.

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>>23559572
How bad do you think her schizos are?

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>>23555951
Aaah, I want to go to prom with my dumb chuuni gf Mori and be completely surprised when she showsup in a beautiful dress stealing away all of them looks

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>>23559359
The streamers you watched before signing onto Hololive weren't also musical acts. Longhairman doesn't count, he releases as many songs as you have peaceful sleep nights.

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>>23559572
No? She's probably literally on the plane right now knowing her. You might have a case if she gave an exact time of departure a day in advance

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>>23559622
Pretty bad for EN

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>>23559603
Damn Greeks, inventing everything! Can't we pin it on the Phoenicias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559470
She said she likes air travel so no surprise she sounds chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559300
>>23559504
As an arts student, I fucking hate music autists with a passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559695
Well the point is that it's as old as time. Probably wasn't invented by the Greeks at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559482
Good suggestion. Havent heard this remix before. Unfortunately it wont let me post the same pic with it so this will have to do for now. Ill post the other one next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559622
Considering every stalker tier with means was off getting merch signed, I'd say not much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559359
>Fans of real life streamers are not this crazy
laughinganimegirls.jpg

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>>23559535
this was from one of Gura's first karaokes where she had a higher voice and less breathing control, you can tell she's running out of breath on almost every line. even then there's not so subtle differences in not only their voice but their pronunciations. notice how Gura pronounces hard "t's" in unforgettable when most people shorten to pronouncing with more of a soft "d" sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>23558404
For each word spoken another forgotten
For each new thought a memory rotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559359
your boomer parents are mentally ill because they're in love with the cnn or fox news presenters

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559622
wanna find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559572
she would literally post her longitude/latitude, she doesnt care man

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559766
I guess that's probably it, given the song choice i would assume it was Gura but it didn't sound quite right, she has a more defined sound now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559766
I was the anon who made the soundpost and I used that version specifically over other times shes sang it because that version sounded the best to me personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559369
I love the genre. That’s why I know she’s bad at it. That’s also why the people who love it so often admit to “not normally liking rap”. Her lyrics are too bloated, that’s why she has to chop up her audio so much to stay on beat. And her flow is too stiff.

She’s a pretty talented singer, dawn blue is really good. She’s just not really cut out for the rap stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never buy a flight to japan purely because theres a 1 in 5 chance of it being Mori's flight
>you will never stalk her at the gate and jump in line right behind her
>you will never start up a conversation in line with her about how excited you are to visit japan purely so that the lady at the counter will assume you are together and seat you next to each other
>you will never have a 14hr flight be your 1 make it or break it chance to make mori fall in love with you

you will never be 2 minutes into the flight when she puts her headphones in and falls asleep until you arrive in japan.
it will never be the greatest 14hrs of your life

[Anonymous No.]

goin bed
mori dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559916
there was a time period in between a few months after debut and like middle of last year where Gura karaokes were lacking a little something, mostly because of how much time she spent sick, so thats not surprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559892
She says she doesn’t care

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>>23560001
>2 minutes into the flight when she puts her headphones in
>opens her laptop and clicks through folders frantically
>says "phew, finally found you" and opens a photo of adam sandler
>bumps her head the entire flight as if she was listening to something amaznig but it's just a photo of adam sandler
>gets off the flight, tells you "thanks man, most people don't understand"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559359
I’m gonna kiss your FUCKING VAMPIRE ASS MOUTH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560104
I adore this song, Mori should sing it

[Anonymous No.]

New chapter just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

This is why it's a bad idea. Takes 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560193
I'm fucking losing it, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560168
I was trying to look for a Holo cover of the song from a karaoke or something but I couldnt find one unfortunately. Really great song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560094
Don't answer to my post like that. It's gay. I am a man and obviously ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560193
I dropped that Italian card factoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560312
C-man, get off the phone, don't bother Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560218
And it has already been departed for hours. Also there are multiple airports in Texas that do international flights

[Anonymous No.]

More!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23557972
Oh, so every general gets that then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560218
At this point I think she gets off on the idea of someone recognizing her somewhere. And even approaching . But , all it takes is one psycho

[Anonymous No.]

>>23558877
>10 years ago
Wish I could tell you, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560396
As you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23558877
sbfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559105
>And you guys want more?
One thing, always one thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560218
yeah that's fucked. forget how small of a world it is sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560385
so you're dealing with ~4 flights instead of 2. Still not worth a gamble. 25% odds aren't to my liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23558877
Anime, mlp, cartoons, documentaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559470
YES MORI TWEET

[Anonymous No.]

None of you do enough to protect yourselves.
There are real computer wizards out there and they can find out more about you in 10 minutes than you yourselves know. Any hint is something they can unravel. Never open up about anything, lie all you possibly can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560549
I actually love this song so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560561
I don't know why

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560385
None were doing any that direction that day. It was either of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560672
I mean I was pretty surprised to find out I made the bounty list

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560067
whats

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560682
Same desu. I was going to use the mamamori karaoke version but she literally doxxes her age within the first few seconds of the song. Fucking doxxbeat zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560605
>2012
>still watching mlp

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560749
eh, that doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560729
Am I on the bounty list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560672
sometimes I have a really topical or relatable story or incident I want to share either here or in stream chat and I stop myself because I realize it might tie into where I went to school, where I've worked, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560763
Id rather keep it on the safe side. It has the same feel to it anyways, RAW UNFILTERED SOVL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560672
Not being anyone someone gives a shit about is the best kind of protection desu

[Anonymous No.]

Concernfags will always be annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560805
until you aren't, which you can't completely control

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560672
I’m behind like 10 proxies bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560749
Sasuga THE doxxbeat. She sounds way younger than she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560672
Jokes on you, I'm hiding behind a thousand calciums.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my stupid vampire reaper wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560749
How about this then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560839
Hey, I'm pretty darn good at not doing anything of note or importance, to be quite honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560839
Can't become someone when you don't do anything in the first place and no one will ever know what I shitpost when I die alone as a homeless hobo

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559504
What race are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560996
Didnt know she did a karaoke of the song. Much better than my version lets go with that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560996
Holy fuck, I totally forgot about this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23559663
It's not that hard to track planes my dude. You know where she is and where she's going.

[Anonymous No.]

Moripipipipopiipipopipipi

[Anonymous No.]

oh I just had an idea that I can't share with you as it would out me if I followed through on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561098
Yeah it was during the member's piano karaoke. It really was one of her best. I happened to have the audio clipped already since I was doing some of the others, just hadn't gotten around to making the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561382
it's ok bro I already know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561382
It would have been the greatest idea in the history of Vtubing too bad Mori will never hear of it now.
t.mind reading hackerman

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561469
You're doing God's work fellow soundbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561230
everyday I try because of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561524
Mori would never use your idea unless you're already a big twitch streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561551

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561573
Jerma and Mori collab when? Both are functioning autists so it has the possibility of kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561561
me to bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561642
sorry I should have specified, she only uses ideas that big twitch streamers who suck and are obsessed with drama use

[Anonymous No.]

If you guys see someone doing something cringe, it wasn't me okay, don't even accuse me of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561701
GAME SUX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561469
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561704
But Mori the cringe is why I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561793
I'm not Mori, please forgive me when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561704
blaming you. I don't do cringe shit like ever.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/P2KzndM0bXs
I want Mamamori to sing Unison
Come bro I just want to hear the "onigai choose me" from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561821
Ill kill you

[Anonymous No.]

hey do you guys remember that bench idea? whatever happened to that?
I think it would be funny if the engraved name plate said

Calliope Mori Bench

Bottom Text

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23562112
Where was it going to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23562257
we give it to Mori for her to drag around

[Anonymous No.]

>>23562257
it was going to be in a park somewhere but I guess no one cared by the time the birthday came around

[Anonymous No.]

>>23562472
well how is she going to appreciate it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23562234
That karaoke was seriously one of the best she has streamed, I still go back and relisten to it. Thanks for the soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>23562644
No problem my friend. Have another.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORI LIKED MY TWEET FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR AND I ALMOST FUCKING MISSED IT
AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

WTF IM AT THE AIRPORT AND SOME GUY JUST PROPOSED TO MORI
I’m cringing so hard right now guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563053
Did she yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563053
All me btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563041
Was it you and you're now on self-reflection

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563053
she wouldn't still be at the airport, that wasn't it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play blackjack with mamamori and offer her some drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563272
Well duh, of course she's not at the airport. She cancelled her flight to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563119
She was like “woah big ups dude! GUH”

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563379
strip blackjack

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563379
Non-alcoholic ones hopefully...

[Anonymous No.]

Karaokebeat, can I request Through the Fire and Flames from the angst karaoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563546
With that image specifically or would you like me to find one that also fits?

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Mori post.

[Anonymous No.]

can you believe watson travelled back in time to impregnate mamamori to give birth to mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>23561835
Shiki is too good for prism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563546
>>23563604
Douzo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23562472
I cared, but no one's ever posted anything about fundraising or whatever so no matter how much I care, I can't pay anyone for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563964
Where would Deadbeats place the bench?

[Anonymous No.]

next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563996
Most popular options were highly visited parks in Tokyo or Dallas where Mori was likely to go at some point. Tokyo would be mostly for Mori, but Dallas would be accessible to Mori at some point probably, and US beats would be able to actually get there. Someone was actually able to get a quote for the bench plaque but it never actually got past that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564172
Dallas makes more sense imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564202
I think that's where it was going to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564202
>>23564259
>You will never visit Bench-kun
>You will never see a strangely familiar girl sitting on it, happily scrolling through tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564172
benchbeat might have dropped Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564427
> You will never ask her to take a photo with you on bench kun

[Anonymous No.]

Making these soundposts is making me realize that there alot of songs I would love for her to sing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563886
Sound's broken on this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564641
Sorry this long clip with a bunch of pauses and stuff is the only audio I could find.
If were being honest im a relatively newbeat so you are going to have to excuse my lack of knowledge and clips on past karaokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564172
>>23564202
Texas is a huge state...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564491
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564792
I can fix it for you in a bit if you'd like, I like the image you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564927
I will carve it into every bench

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564491
We've lost many over time. Mostly whinebeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564641
Found some cleaner audio. Maybe this one will sound better

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565104
Appreciate it friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she flies in First Class or Economy? I'd imagine she would take advantage of the free alcohol and full-recline chair for a good nappy sleepy reapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565192
I don't think whinebeats leave. They persist, and not in the best way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565396
Private jet

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565396
>>23565425
an Airship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565418
the whiniest beats end up being the ones who whine about criticism honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565582
Don't start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565600
IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>23564117
They don't have to fuck, they just have to be best friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565658
Best friends who fuck, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565658
Best friends fuck. You didn't know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565648
If you start this timeloop back up I swear to god I'm gonna squeeb ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565704
>Squeeb
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565704

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565704
but whinebeats make up 95% of this thread who are asspatter yesmen who also can't stop talking about their discord and try to negate all criticism because all they can do is yell "yaasss queen" /s

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565994
>/s
out and stay out

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565994
I warned you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

behold the Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566210

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566252

[Anonymous No.]

behold the revised Mori forma de tercera dimencion

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566288

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566312
I like her I really do she's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566336
This is quite the cute Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566312
That pose sends weird signals to my brain. I dont know if I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560193
THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566336
Thats a nice Mori good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565696
>>23565673
For real? Guess I should promote my girl friend to "best" status and tell her about this. Who knew it's that easy, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23560672
Anyone got that one TurkFP who from one superchat got the guys full name,address, school, job and his mum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566474
The radical left didnt want you to know about this. Keep looking over your shoulder, you're about to get Epstein'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566312
God this pose is so inviting, and those hips aaaah, I want to fuck her silly!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23565658
>He doesn’t fuck his best friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566312
I like the 3D default Mori, the pose is really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23566977
You think Mori made that pose?