カリオペ 森

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A thread for Mori and the reaper family

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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MAMA MORI LOVE

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Molly Callyop

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Alright, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject.

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remember to love your Mamamori

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>>23482020
Do cuckbeats really?

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Which Mama Mori design is your favorite?

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>>23482189
Gotta say I'm really liking chu-e's design for this one. Looks hot, and it would be even better seeing the gap between design and personality.

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>>23482189
Either the one in the OP or the one by Chu e minus the skeleton hands cupping her breasts, that's a little too much.

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>>23482291
UWAAAAAAAA

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>>23482055
Could be get a Mama Mori ritual post too?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmWJ9w2P50
Luci has an anniversary tomorrow

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>>23482177
Shrek is unironically her dream guy and I don't even take meds.

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So we know what papa reaper looks like but has there ever been a design for papa Mori?

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antis btfo once again.

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cute expression

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>>23482637
are you just trying to jinx shit, nigga

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Surprised the crunchy one didn't send in a submission, unless I missed it.

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>>23482680
jinxes arent real

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>>23482740
I think crunchy one's been having one of those weeks. Hasn't posted anything in all week it looks like.

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>>23482580
I think both are skeles.

>>23482637
Those fangs! Cute!

>>23482740
That and Lucitan, thought this would be right up her alley. She's been moving and getting ready to release an MV though.

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what does mama Mori milk taste like

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>>23482189
I'm a big fan of the one in the OP. Daisuki hasn't put out a lot of art but what is there is good.

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>>23482291
uwaaa

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>>23482189
Probably too young looking but I'm a sucker for this dude's style https://twitter.com/YukiharuorenT/status/1520438009161981952

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>>23481810
Mori started rap in college and over in Japan. She wouldn't have been practicing in her mother's house. As she's said as Mori, she didn't tell them about rap at all until she was almost in hololive. Less than a year beforehand.

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>>23482740
She doesn't really participate in contests, if anything I'd expect something after the stream

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>>23482637
Yesterday you were telling people to kneel that the shawshank frame was up. I want you to kneel that it did not happen.

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>>23482305
I disagree, that's not enough

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>>23483373
Yeah and? we got a gfe asmr zatsu instead

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Man, how did deadbeats get so cucked? How can anyone still be watching this whore?

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>>23483549
yeah,mine

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>>23483548
And another promise broken. Admit that you called it too early. You were wrong.

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>>23483548
imagine getting ‘gfe’ from a taken chick. that’s just the friendzone experience cuck, you’re funding her dates

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>>23483548
so is it ok for me to see mori as my girlfriend or not, cause the answer tends to be whatever is convenient for the current narrative

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>>23483779
Yes

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I think what this last week is teaching us is that Yuro antis are somehow even more pathetic than SEAschizos.

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Man I woke up pretty messed up this morning, but enjoyed the stream last night. Hope her family giving her no time to stream cause of wanting to do so much with her makes for more interesting stories in the future.

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>>23481358
Forest...
>>23481169
Hahaaforest...

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>>23483840
anti this anti that she’s getting dicked down and you’re paying for it. it’s called looking out for your fellow man

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>>23481358
That makes you wonder what else she was telling her to not worry her.

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>>23476688
It's okay, there's plenty of other stream types, cooking, collabs, you name it. Just saying I wouldn't miss gaming ones all that much.

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Did something happen during Shawshank last night? Her tweets this morning seem like it did.

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>>23484387
Yeah, instead of Shawshank Mori got to vent about American Banking and Property Rental practices.

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>>23484387
Well she didn't watch Shawshank. She told us about her day instead.

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>>23483955
Just that she was in Japan teaching English and having fun

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>>23484484
>Mori was sent to the boonies, but made regular trips to the city to do underground rap stuff
>probably took pictures while she was there to make it seem like she was living it up to not make her mom worry

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>>23484387
Yeah, the movie was set to be removed from Netflix 30 minutes after the stream started, so she just told us about her terrible day trying to rent her US base.
Plus a few realizations about herself, I hope those lead somewhere positive.

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>Never told her mom she was in Japan, just kept her door at home closed and played recorded tapes or spoke through a speaker

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>>23484464
Truly the most relatable zatsu we've ever had

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>>23484734
>could you please RIP?
sure
*shoots self*

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>>23484672
Gonna catch up on it now

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>>23484757
>skipping in line
ngmi

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>>23484903
she asked me to

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>>23483648
The watchalong is being rescheduled, it just means another member stream

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What do you all do for fun when you're not watching streams?

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>>23485246
I'm trying to get onto my friend's minecraft server but it keeps giving me an error

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Some Holo needs to play GTA chaos.

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>>23485246
I've always got a stream up unless it's true dead hours
I'm usually playing games or working while watching, though

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mamamori stop crying all the time.

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>>23485246
I'm watching some Indycar right now, played a game a bit earlier. My day doesn't depend on Mori or chubas in general

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This stream is likely super important to Mori. Being able to directly show her mom (who means the world to her) the job that turned her life around and helped her realize these dreams will obviously be super cathartic and emotional. Not to mention giving her mom that chance to sing for an audience again

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>>23485246
play vidya, watch sports, do reps

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>>23485447
>the job that turned her life around
if only mori thought this

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>>23485546
Watch streams

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>23485546
You're pathetic

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>>23485645
>>23485613
2 weeks

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>>23485546
She does think that doofus, she wouldn't be double dipping this hard if that wasn't the case.

>>23485645
You have a limp dick

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>overslept
>doing my VOD reps expecting kino Shawshank Redemption watchalong
>got a kino, cozy zatsu instead
Everything went better than expected.

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>>23484387
Like >>23484464 said. We had a kino zatsu about how much the American Banking sucks.

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>23485546
Take this and fuck off.

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>>23485645
>>23485986

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You know what can kill a rrat?...A large lizard.

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>>23486071
A boot

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Holy fuck you're mad

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But replying to the same post twice isn't being mad huh?

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>>23486071
I wanna know what kind of lizard it was

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In this dark hour in my mind I will remember the love we share for each other, and let that fuel my production

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>>23485246
Simfagging.

Just trying my best to keep a good rank in GT7 and iRacing while not getting slammed midway

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>>23485932
There was one thing she said that I found extra weird.
She said she had a room in the US base that she could setup as a room to meet clients. She doesn't have anything that would classify as clients.
Or was she talking about the feeling of the room? Like a meeting room feeling?

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>>23486381
Whori is real

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>>23486381
She's going for a second side gig; personal spa for deadbeats with her as a massage therapist and tier 3s get a happy ending

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>>23486381
Advertisements, sponsorships, conventions etc.

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>>23486381
She's opening devil may cry with Gura

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>>23486381
REAPER RANCH

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>>23486081
A moose?

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>>23486642
Yeah probably a room that looks professional so if she has to do a video meeting in the states she doesn't have Hololive merch all over her wall.

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>>23486683
I want to believe

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>>23486643
Only valid answer itt.

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>>23486381
You're trying to read the mind of a sleep lacking, energy extra drained after a panic attack inducing day, foresight lacking person.
Who knows what she had in mind when she said that? Who knows what she had in mind when she was talking about "what she actually wanted to do".

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The rap dungeon...

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>>23486642
>>23486812
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

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Looking at the stream frames she posted, she seems to have extended the Mamamori introduction to an hour. Means we might get something more than just an intro, probably some chatting too.

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>>23486071
INVESTIGATOR LOVE

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>>23486381
Joke answer: She's going to open an erotic massage parlor.
Serious answer: See >>23486642

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>>23486643
Mori, I know you are here, it was months since Gura asked you to play it, you will like it, I promise!

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>>23487854
Sorry but Gura hasn’t finished it yet don’t want to be playing at the same time as her

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>>23487891
She finished 3, which is chronologicaly first.

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>>23487928
Isn't there that shitty prequel though?

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>>23488019
No. It goes 3>1>(Anime)>2>4>5.
DmC is a reboot, which is shit and can be only taked drunk and with spanish sub, preferably when you don't know spanish.

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>>23488019
>>23488136
DmC is unironically a mechanically good and fun game.
It lacks the cheesy campiness of the originals in terms of story and dialogue, and instead is 14y/o deviantart edgelord shit.
It would actually appeal to Mori because of that.

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>>23488374
It's edgy and cringe so I think she'd love the style and aesthetic but she'd hate the characters

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kek, rookie...

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>>23488550
She would love Donte

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>>23488578
jej

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>>23488374
Yes but because peepeepoopoo man said that he didn't like it she is not gonna play it.

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>>23488374
I honestly don't know how she would react to the surprise abortion scene.

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>>23488655
It would be like when she laughs at the 'finger but hole' memes when she comes across them; she knows she shouldn't but she can't help it

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>>23487854
I want her to play SMT Nocturne. If only ATLUS wasn't so anal when it comes to perms.

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>>23484464
I can relate. Renting sucks ass. Based reaper. I thought she was gonna be hammered and breakdown crying during Shawshank

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>>23488935
Perhaps she wanted to but Sisreaper was in the room with her.

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>>23488578
Mori's friend...

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Stream sex song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVsacQZTmiI

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>>23489311
They are lovers.

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>>23488374
I mean it’s not really mechanically good though. At best iton the level of Heavenly Blade or something and that doesn’t have the fucking VergilMobile or Shakesperian dialogue of “Fuck you, Fuck you.”

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>>23489422
QUE TE JODAN

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>>23489311
my mori is pure she would never sing something like that
they faked her voice with neural networks

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>>23489311
It makes more sense that she recorded this probably a year ago. Her vocals were still a bit untrained compared to something like Beat Eater where she shined. Still like the beat though

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>>23489422
Vanilla is slightly slower than 4 but faster than 3 wtf are you talking about? The game is objectively mechanically tight and feels good to play. Maybe you only played vanilla but the game as of definitive edition is mechanically 4 tier.

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>>23482740
I bet we get one after the stream at some point.

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>>23489422
Disagree with the first part. It's mechanically sound and can be quite fun but when compared to the series it's based on that it becomes shallow and flat

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Mori has been using "Deadbeats" and calling herself Mori outside of her signoff a lot more lately. She needs to stop coming here. She might read all my hornyposting.

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>>23486381
If it's going to have a vr studio/green room she might plan on renting it out to people to use while she is gone.

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>>23489751
She's overcompensating because she consciously knows her love for us isn't real

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>>23485246
watching youtube videos about my other interests, watching anime and playing vidya

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>>23489822
I'd get to sleep in Mori's bed?!

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Is UnAlive good?

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>>23490060
Album yes, song meh

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Tonight will be awesome!

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>>23490110
It’s the most hype I’ve been for a stream since holofes. I’m looking forward to it.

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>>23490060
i dont know because i've never listened to it anon

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>>23490154
>>23490110
I'll be sleeping...
Have a good one for me...

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>>23448360
I want to see you kneel you gloating idiot that counts his chickens before they hatch.

>>23447133

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https://twitter.com/monobe_yuri/status/1520839803964895233

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>>23490444
You have to let go, man

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>>23490591
No, you have to let it in

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>>23486381
not for this side

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>>23490829
Nice glasses. They should do a makeover when they meet, go shopping for clothes for the other. Style swap.

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>>23490829
Kiara has already moved on yuribeat. Why can't you?

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odds on it be scrapped is 1/20.
Odds on it be scuffed and not what she wanted, less songs etc 5/10.

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>>23491202
The coming summer offcollab will shine light on this matter.

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Just caught up and I'm thinking I love Mori

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>>23491446
Based

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>>23490444
Sex lips....

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What if Mama Mori got curious one day and decided to check this place out? Will you be nice, deadbeats and welcome her?

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>>23491785
No, I'll shittalk her daughter until they both cry

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>>23460962
Where is it?

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wtf why are there more than 20 designs for jack skellington pochos?

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mori hates me

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mori loves me

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>>23492184
must feel nice

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>>23490060
>>23490082
>>23490154
>not enjoying Mori J-pop
NGTMI

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>>23490060
>>23490082
>>23490230
>not enjoying Mori J-pop
NGTMI

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Are you all behaving yourselves today?

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>>23492582
We finally have her back for a bit, nothing to complain about today.

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>>23492582
Surprisingly yes, for the most part

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>>23492609
what are you talking about all the doomposters won

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>>23492582
Are you?

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>>23492582
For once, yes!

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>>23490060
The song? It's okay.

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>>23490829
If by you you mean Kiara and if by in you mean Moris tongue into her asshole then you couldn’t be more correct anon

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Everyone in the pool of thoughts is looking fantastic today, hope we can connect soon ::}

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kiara and mori slobbering over my cock like it's the tastiest thing in the world (because at that moment for them it is)

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>>23483779
is it ok? you can do what you want, you're not hurting anybody else
is it a good idea? no, it's a very bad idea

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>>23493014
Keep horny posting baby I like it

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>>23492986
>>23493105
Who the heck are you?

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>>23493105
This one is too cute so it only makes my heart horny.

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>>23464113
no, her ps5 is just in japan and she wont be

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>>23493126
Nice catch!

As far as this anonymous board is concerned, I'm absolutely nobody, though unlike uh, some of you I don't take every measure to hide my identity so you can easily track me down via my file names like it happened about 2 months ago.

I'm in a rabbit hole you see, or maybe a wormhole, every now and then. I love Mori, and she loves me, not like a lover/boyfriend (maybe a bit but I think you get what I mean). Really, I just like gaining insight into the nature of reality, and also games! I'd post my socials but that's typically a way the mods can actually ban me.

Otherwise, please keep trying your best!

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Learning that the sex collab song was being worked on for like a year makes so much sense in hindsight. Mori's vocals reps are very obvious between it and Beater Eater as I do my daily listening. The Beat Eater singing just blows the other one away.

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>>23493105
UNO

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>>23493279
O...kay.
So this is what they mean by "woman post". Mamamori?

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Yall behavin?
Huh, actually it looks like you are, mostly. Nice!
MORI LOVE

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>>23493366
Nope!

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I want to get manhandled by Mori but alas I'm a twig and 5'6"

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GETTING MORI AND MAMA MORI PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME!

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I hope mama mori sticks to calling Mori sweetie or some other pet name. I can see a carrot yab easily happening.

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It’s over.

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I want to lock Mori in my basement so that she can only spend time with me and never do things I don't like

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>>23491250
learn to reduce your fractions faggot.

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>>23493516
that's not how betting odds work, it makes a differnece on paper

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I still don't trust Mama Mori to not slip and say something she shouldn't...

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>>23493496
I'm confident it will happen at least once or twice, but it's no biggie. Mori did it herself once kek.

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"J-chad and I are going to have some long conversations in terms of health situations when I get back home."
Geez that sounds bad. Two streams a week during this "break" season traveling around.

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>>23493725
nah seeing as the personal trainer was j-dude Mori wants her to be her personal trainer in Japan

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>>23493725
I don’t understand where you’re coming from with this. Are you saying J Chad is pushing her too far?

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>>23493881
I'm saying Mori is realizing her so very tough April schedule means that she needs more breaks while not stopping her "breaks"

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>>23493881
It means since JChad can't control the B side, she'll have to put her foot down in Mori's side when it comes to streams.
But even if it isn't that, it sounds ominous as fuck.

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>>23493725
Well, at least she's immune to health issues every 3 weeks. Funny thing that.

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>>23493984
I mean she's in the best position to highly suggest Mori tone down b-side though and think about where her main fanbase is.

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>>23493413
0.0 Still doubt you are who I think, but if so cool I guess.

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>>23494043
until she isn't

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>>23494047
oh sure just give her something to rebel against

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Lesbeat please, she's married...
https://twitter.com/grubbnubs/status/1520849348392890369?t=vJdoO1q8lz7Wi89smbTkQA&s=19

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>>23494047
You think Mori cares? As long as the EPs and merch sell out, no one on this side cares.
>>23494085
Yeah, and where do you think she'll lay the blame?

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mori the little rebel!!

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>>23494119
oh herself, another hindsight 20/20 piece of brilliance

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>>23494047
Tell her what to do, doesn't work.
Tell her what no to do, it doesn't work.

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>>23494075
If you're just yourself, keep that mind sharp and that perspective open! It's very easy to be lied to.

If you're someone else, and you know whom, I like you all! I freaked a bit during revelation 1 but if my attitude wanted something else I would have left, or hard dropped the facade long ago.

You think someone that knows this much and wants to work against you would be this vague in their bullshit? nyaa~ :3

I'm not your fucking pet though get feisty with me and I'll claw your fucking throats or the closest thing to it you know I'm fucked up as shit.

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>>23494269
What is this gaylord shit? Kill yourself attention whore

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>>23493725
I'm so fucking looking forward to this stream.
>Me and JChad talked, and we agreed that I need to properly rest because I'm very busy with UMG so I'll have to stream less, I really tried deadbeats but she's right
One week later
>What's up, best day of my life here with the best audience I could ask for, blah blah

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>>23494296
Don't have it in me, believe me I've tried.

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>>23494348
and it will be the best week of her life every other week for 12 more weeks

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>>23493725
Hopefully it means that she can't just fuck off 1 week a month, delay whatever recordings she has and then have to over do it.

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Stop replying to yourself

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>>23494515
Cover has no control over side B and those deals would have been made months in advance

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>>23494744
It's pretty obvious eh?

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>>23494756
I'm not saying that they force her to cancel or try to prevent her from doing it in the future, only that they have her realize that things need to be better planned, instead of just taking time from streams whenever B side sneezes.

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>>23495137
Mori does not do planning.

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Moripipipopipipipoi

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>>23495137
All they can control is Mori's streams. Her recording time is higher priority. Her Cover meetings are higher priority. All that's left is sleep or streams and J-chad will tell her that streams are gone.

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>>23495289
That sucks

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TTRPG finale when, bros?

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>>23495575
Mid April, can't you fucking read?

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>>23495575
Whenever she finds the time. So never.

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>>23495289
In terms of pure control, sure. But I hope they at least broach the topic with her, considering she herself knows she has been more flaky than not lately.

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>>23493725
>"break" season
If it isn't cons, it's going to be gigs. Welcome to the year of the Flake.

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Mori needs to be constantly reminded just how fucking lame she is on her own

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>>23496277
I think she's cool

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>>23496349
Mori-chan is not kakkoi
Mori-chan is KAWAII

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>>23496551
Mori-chan is SUPER KAKKOI!
Mori-chan is SUPER KAWAII!

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>>23495575
Mid Julian Calendar April.

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>>23494269
You have been mentioning the Pool of Thoughts a lot lately. Is it a petname for 4chan or something else?

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what's going I just got here

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>>23496947
Thread was good and then the Controlbeats came back

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>>23496947
Your late put on the cat ears and take off the pants then get in the circle.

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>>23496798
It's an ethereal place that can be found through meditation, and I think a lot of flouride ingestion

Be careful out there c;

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>>23496947
hanging out

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Post what MamaMori design you think Mori would have chosen from her likes. I think she'd probably like the chuuni of this one
https://twitter.com/ellier_23/status/1519233497772089344?s=21&t=reP0sE0VaLuzoE7G_-b-yw

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>>23496947
I'm just chilling with some music till Mori and Mamamori later. Also ordered some thai food.

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>>23497191
I doubt she will show her mother's hips like this.

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At least when she drunk replied to the twitter cuckpost, she got shamed by normies.
But this time there won't even be any consequences for her outside /here/. She was found out and no one will ever even know. She'll just continue to be the most superchatted EN holo and none of her fans will know besides us. I doubt most of them would even care. Hell, I know that's true considering the deadbeats here in this thread. It's so depressing.

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>>23496000
how many times has she admitted she's been flaky? It's a constant with her, improvement has to move beyond admitting it.

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>>23497385

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>>23497385
What are you even talking about? The problem with her reply was that she backed down after the normies got upset.

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>>23494744
Based Moom

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>>23497385
deadcucks..
fancucks..
zombcucks..

holodeath fans really are the most cucked fandom

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You guy's aren't ghostling over Mori anymore... right? Now that we know...

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>>23486683
IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN

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>>23497385
What are you even talking about?

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>>23497385
>>23497453
If you guys are bored you can watch streams. I believe Ina and Fauna are both live right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497469
You know, you aren't entirely wrong
But I think doubling down and calling him a nigger may have had other consequences

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of song would you want for a duet with each myth? For Ame I’d probably think ska and for Kiara eirher something like the soundtrack for a fight or a slow love song type but i have no clue for Gura or Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497607
Something like Q would be cool for her song with Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497385
Oh no, you realize Mori doesn't have birthday every month right? This is going to age so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497587
For real though, I'm watching Ina and am in Ame's waiting room. Takes me right up to the karaoke while enjoying my weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497512
Why are you using my ship to anti post, the fact it isn't real is bad enough you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a ghostling
I don't care
Cry about it

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy the thought of Mori coming here and seeing all the posts about her rimming Kiara’s asshole. It makes me chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497844
Hopefully they make her have a Freudian slip and accidentally broach the topic with Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy knowing that she doesn't come to /vt/ aside from the catalog which means she doesn't spend much time here

[Anonymous No.]

I found out what happened.
For the first time, I think Mori should graduate.

I think everyone would be happier:
She would be happy because she wouldn't have any more restrictions and could collab with anyone she wanted.
You would be happy because she wouldn't have to pretend to be an idol anymore and instead she could focus on giving you guys the type of entertainment you enjoy.
I would be happy because her presence in Hololive makes the entire organization seem manipulative, cruel, and fake. While she's still here I can't help but think all the other girls are liars like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497844
>>23497844
>implying it isn’t her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497586
Have you been living under a rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498053
I will imply that. She doesn't spend time here, glimpses at the catalog are all

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498090
Nah, just wondering which of the recent nothingburgers you're sperging about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498091
Reaper hands wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497834
Based and same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498125
I'm talking about the "the nothingburger" that would have destroyed the reputation and career of any real idol.

[Anonymous No.]

What event was Gura and Bae going to show up again? Is it Offkai or a different one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497573
know what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497692
>coping
deadcuck please...

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder what sort of studio lets you record/stream this late at night. It’ll be damn near midnight here in the “homeland” Looking forward to it either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498223
Ah, Mori being cute? Yeah, I don't know how we'll get through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498395
I wish it was cope...
I wish it was real....

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498450
it's not that odd if it's out of someone's house or run by someone who does it for a side gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498450
If you're dropping big bucks I bet they're flexible on time

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498450
I mean Texas has a pretty big anime dub industry doesn’t it and I’d imagine those don’t necessarily have super regular hours. Plus it’s not like they’ll need a team of sound engineers or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>mori has yellowfever
i have a shot bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497898
Mori will be playing with three pussies when she's at Kiara's and only two of them are Chonkers and Smoothie

[Anonymous No.]

Calli Lust

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>>23498556
moom...

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>>23498543
Yeah, it’s got to be some place professional because she mentioned she might rent a mic from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498583
Moom is too innocent for that (she'll still watch though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498583
She likes to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498648
Moom will literally encourage them to fuck for her entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

can I get a qrd on yesterday's member stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498225
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[Anonymous No.]

>>23498768

She said if you're a real deadbeat, you'd stop sharing her roommate pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498576
needs a thicker redraw for accuracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498899
never done that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498768
>banks suck and run by fossils
>landlady for the second base is based and bought 2 million dollars of Mori Promise stock
>sister reap saw a big fuckin lizard

[Anonymous No.]

tell me how to make a soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498768
Mori stressed but also cute. Good stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499006
ok, give me a minute Ill post the guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499006
Make loud noises as you upload your image or webm of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499006
Upload your sound somewhere like catbox and then name your image with the right format to link to it. Colons in the link become "%3A" and slashes become "%2F"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498984
It was cute how chat was like "2 golden bars? Must be $20k, wow!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499145
isn't catbox broken as hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498984
>we'll never find out what kind of cool lizard it was
It's not fair, bring sister reap on too so she can talk about the lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498984
Also Mama mori cries a lot it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499153
I still think 200k is more likely than 2 million.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499153
she said 20 golden bars, which is a weird conversion to 2 million.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499197
Some ISP's don't like it, but if you change your DNS server you can still get to it. It's nothing on Catbox's end.

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone was wondering why the board is shit earlier than usual, I will remind you Indonesia is a muslim country and sahur is a morning component of rahmadan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498544
Yellow, not brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499369
I don't know what sahur is but congrats habibis

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>>23499240
She said it was almost everything she had in the bank and with how much she makes I can't imagine that was only 200k. I make <$600 a week and I have 20k in the bank.
Also her saying that the bankers eyes got wide over how much the cashiers check was.

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>>23499244
I'm thinking japanese yen brain. 2 million yen is like 20k bucks(more like 15 now, but generally it's 100 to 1), so while talking about 2 million bucks she converted it to 20 golden bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499446
okay but then that's 2 million yen? And still 20k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499429
I mean to be dair it was what she had in liquid cash so if she’s been at all smart with her money and invested it then the chunk of just cash she has sitting around might not be that large

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499485
Read it again.

[Anonymous No.]

if the downpayment is 2 million dollars for a RENTAL that we know is a RENTAL, that's a 20 million dollar house. I don't buy it. She didn't buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499240
100-200k is the average down payment on a 1m dollar home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499429
200k is a pretty large amount to have just sitting around and it’s a huge amount for a rental property deposit. She said she had a financial advisor so I imagine her money is invested into different things and some kind of retirement fund. She also mentioned making a large studio purchase right before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499509
> smart

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>>23499566
for BUYING though. Not renting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499540
She mentioned the deposit was absurd because she doesn't have a credit score.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499620
okay but that's still buying. You dont have to have absurd security deposits for rentals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499509
The way she talked about it made it sound like it's a lot. Like a LOT. And I can't imagine an american talking about 20k like that. Sure, it's not pocket change, but even I living in 3rd world and barely earning 500 bucks a month have almost 30k saved up. She talked about 2mil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499596
Yeah 20k is most likely honestly. I know Mori is rich, but she doesn’t seem like the type to buy a million dollar house right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499689
no, americans would react like that for walking around with 20k in cash. Nobody does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499540
Jesus are those the actual numbers? Bitch is actually trying to get a compound with that much you could buy an entire apartment complex for less than $1,000,000 in this American city

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499699
There's no reason to assume that the real number starts with a 2, but from the way she talked about it I really don't think it could be any less than 100k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499689
I’m guessing you don’t live in the US? 2 million for a deposit would be an absolutely massive home. Even 200k would be massive. 20k is realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499760
That's why I say I don't buy it. She's not buying the house, she's not going to be in it all the time. The way the old lady was showing it around it's not some 2- square mile ranch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498576
>my Mori
>shimapan
two things that make me hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499689
I mean having 200k in cash to drop on a deposit would still be a pretty shocking amount and if she got a long term lease like 5-10 years it’d be possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499540
Who’s to say. I don’t think it’s out of the question considering what she makes now and is projected to make in the coming years if the holo gig stays steady.

[Anonymous No.]

Just for funsies
$130,422.80 to $1,305,554.40

[Anonymous No.]

She's getting a mansion isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499906
well damn and here I thought it would have been 20k but I guess it was way more than I suspected

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>>23499898
yeah sure, but she said 20, I don't think she would just choose an amount like 20 from nothing. And I don't think you need 200k for a rental deposit. If you burn down the house they sue you when it becomes that much money, not take it out of your security deposit like the $200 you or I would deposit so we don't spill on the carpet.
And if it's 2 million then you can BUY a house, no put a downpayment down.

[Anonymous No.]

One possibility i just thought of was her lying about not buying it to try dodge people looking through property sale records to track her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499993
there's no way it was actually gold bars

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499620
>don't use credit cards
>still be good and responsible with using your money
>can't do shit because you don't have the audacity to not use a credit card
who the fuck invented this retarded system

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499990
probably if not a really big house

[Anonymous No.]

>>23489311
>>23489488
Wait...
Was THIS is the song collab with two senpais she was talking about last summer? We thought it turned out to be Baddest, but this also corresponds with the timeframe Mel was popping by Mori streams more often

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500038
one of the reasons she's renting, actually a smart move on her part

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499990
Holomansion to solve the problems of living together
If the place is big enough, everyone will have their own wing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500084
Yeah it most likely was.

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>>23500069
Well then don't look for credit. Don't expect the ability to use credit if you've never used credit before. Just buy your house with cash

[Anonymous No.]

Confronting Mori in a dark alleyway at 2am!
Driving Mori to the nearest ATM!
Forcing Mori to withdraw the maximum amount!
Buying Mori a bottle of konbini wine with her own money!
Dropping Mori off at a bus stop in the outskirts of town!
Driving off with Mori's money!
Mori!

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>>23499990
The number of rooms she described didn't sound like a proper mansion

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>>23499540
Well, keep in mind that she doesn’t have a credit score and couldn’t provide proof of identity or residence so she probably had to put down a much larger percentage of the down payment then someone would normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500164
that story still bothers me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499993
You really think she knew off the top of her head the current price of gold, how much a bar would cost and the math to convert it in her head? She just was making shit up on the fly while dead tired. We were lucky she even attempted to keep up the kayfabe during the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500167
200k or 2 million doesn't make sense if it's rental. Period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500219
What if her financial advisor has her investing in gold though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500242
maybe it's like a first and last month payment on the least but it begs the question what the hell is that rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500242
Bankers eyes don't get wide when you tell them you want to deposit 20k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500242
I agree 20k is the only thing that makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500242
I don’t think it has to be that high, I’m just saying the 20k is probably too low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500069
Companies that offer credit cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500069
Credit agencies, mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500326
but still on the other hand....
I mean I have 40k on hand in my bank. I'm not special. That is not very much when it comes to Mori thinking it's a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500069
Yes, banking is full of jewish tricks, more at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498461
Hmm... I have this vague feeling you actually know exactly what I'm talking about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499990
Do people rent mansions?

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>>23500069
If you are as responcable as you say you are just get a good rewards credit card and use it to pay for everything and just immediately pay it off on your phone or when you get home. I effectively get 2-5% (depending on what i'm buying) off everything due to cash back rewards and have an insanely good credit score since I use my credit card for literally everything. Reward credit cards exist to exploit the irresponsible and reward the responsable and lucky for credit companies irresponsible people vastly outnumber responsable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500452
sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

Reaper compound with armed security and a bunker inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500453
you don't have to do it as soon as you get home, just once a month before it's due

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500242
It does if it’s an old, massive house with a lot of empty property around it. The market is fucking bonkers right now dude. And for all we know it’s a fucking mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500463
Previously owned by a nice grandma.
>>23499990
Calliope Manor, just imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500479
I just do it right away in case it slips my mind. it only would take 1 month of interest to blow out a year of rewards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500523
it's a rental though, a rental!
She's not making a downpayment, she's making a security deposit.

[Anonymous No.]

The start of the Branch Guhvidians

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, remember when Mori said she likes short guys?
I wonder how short she meant? If I wore a tall hat to seem taller, do you think she'd still be okay with that?

[Anonymous No.]

Nice best number trips anon. I'll you off light for the crime of letting people know Mori is ___cute___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500568
well that's weird, the interest on mine would be that month's payment x 5%. So at most for me you're looking at $1500 x 5% which is 75 bucks. That's not going to make me broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500591
You have to be ripped though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500609
How dare you she is cool, not cute!

[Anonymous No.]

my angel of death is living in a mansion let's goooo!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500678
yeah maybe a year is over stating it, never actually calculated. It would be a large portion of the rewards though. It takes literally 20 seconds on my phone to pay it so why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500705
didn't look ripped to me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500705
I might just make it

[Anonymous No.]

so is a gold bar a grand or 10 grand or 100 grand?
Just seems like a non random number she chose to say and yet if it doesn't 1:1 correspond to an amount it doesn't make sense to choose that number. You'd say 200 gold bars, or 2,000 gold bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500591
I'd say +- 5'6 (168cm)

[Anonymous No.]

Feel like giving a credit history for fun, the first credit card was actually invented for a I believe either a restaurant or grocery/retail store back in the 50's. See back then it was novel to not need cash immediately on you, and since it was for a local chain the "credit" would very clearly be tied to a visible and accountable human.

We fast forward a few years, and some smart banking types figure that people with money will need to make these transactions with higher amounts, but like people mentioned you're not exactly carrying around $20k+ in cash so instead you get your fancy card in your wallet that already is proof you have the funds. Thing is, as the tech got better and regular banks could issue debit cards to the regular folk, there was no real reason to have credit cards that needed to be paid back.

So lets introduce a credit score! In theory, this is good because instead of needing to proove you got $2k in the bank your credit score is evidence you're smart enough not to buy speed boats and cocaine every weekend, but as you all can see this very simple change allows for morons to get convinced they're getting free cash for free.

Literally remembering this guy I knew, "I didn't know I had to pay it back!" Fuck me I don't know how naive someone can be.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that our Boy is terrible with numbers and was probably just throwing out random numbers. Remember that this happened
https://youtu.be/_EUw0zialIQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500879
It's just a further reminder that this is the peak male form

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501015
but she was also very open with all the money figures then too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500591
Upon further thought, I wonder if she meant that for real or if she was trying to boost the confidence of someone in particular at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>This has been The best week of my life
Don’t get lost in heaven Mori. You’ll go over the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501015
this was also just 30k, and she was upset by this, I don't think she's dropping 2 million on a rental

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501270
oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

I will continue to believe in the Reaper Ranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501433
Yeah probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501270
She meant it. Due to previous experiences, she feels more comfortable with shorter since she associates that with less threatening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501530
She'll need a live-in maid, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501530
18 moldy cowboys at reaper ranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501648
Gura's swishing tail lifting up the maid outfit's skirt...clumsy shark knocking everything off the table with her tail while dusting a bookshelf

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when Mori played Skyrim. Literally Satan was a legend.
https://youtu.be/HH44Ld-wirc?t=4214

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501556
Daddy issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501869
high school jack bullies

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500452
My grandpa who was a lawyer did

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500452
all the time
for porn shoots

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500452
I know some people who did it for one night for a megaparty

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501648
Yes yes, but what about live-in onaholes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501869
if it was daddy issues she'd probably want the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500463
she's now living the life of a gta character

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500941
"gold bar" was a stand in for grand, so $20k

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501433
She was also pretty clear that it was on a moral level she could never justify 30k a night for a hotel

[Anonymous No.]

Hearing the stories she tells and it's little wonder why she comes across as cold at times. Defense mechanisms built up are not easily surrendered. Now that she is happier and feeling validated, she is rekindling stuff with those close to her. Keep doing your best, girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502209
well then fuck I could have spotted her, I don't get it. Her mom or Step Dad should have been able to, I'm not super rich or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502211
that's my point, she wouldn't drop 200k on a rental either

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501310
what the FUCK does this even mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502292
The hotel is one night while this place sounds like it’s more of a 5-10 year commitmen and she wanrs it as her permanent US home

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499056
I've been waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502344
If she wants a permanent house she could buy instead of rent, and earn value for the money spent

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502350
NTA here
https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds

[Anonymous No.]

I'm proud of deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502409
you really shouln't be

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502209
mori is a bit retarded isnt she

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501831
I want to the lady of the house to (consensully) sexually harass the maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501530
can I ram that reaper at the ranch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502618
do you think Mori is willing to dress up as a rancher girl for that sweet outdoor sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502439
But she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502409
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502375
Property ownership means she has to deal with property taxes and all that shit though plus if where she’s movinf has public property records people could search them to doxx her location. Also the property market right now is turbofucked in every way.