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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General Anonymous 04/29/22(Fri)08:56:21 No.23337162 Archived>>23337395 >>23337476

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General: Rape Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJvgAwu4nJI&t=8s
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed)
(wamy) (lamy pantsu) (bake bread) (bedbread)
Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>23337162

>> No.23398661


>> No.23398965

I don't think I'm going to find a fandead gf as this rate bros...

>> No.23399503

i like the organization of this op

>> No.23399805

wtf op...

>> No.23400350

>haachama in the op image
>retarded op

>> No.23400736


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>> No.23400942

>mahjong average

>> No.23401447

I can't believe /hlgg/ managed to be gayer than /nasfaqg/ yet again.

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>> No.23401710

>long loli
thats just a girl

>> No.23401755
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Your future you losers

>> No.23402450

I seriously hope you guy aren't like this

>> No.23402561
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I will unironically neck anyone who's going to end up like that schizo. How embarrassing

>> No.23402711

zoomers were a mistake

>> No.23402756

theres no way its actually real

>> No.23403000
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holy shit

>> No.23403064
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This is what happens when you combine both gayposting and mahjongposting. Never let the thread reach this singularity.

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>> No.23403188

that hooman is a fucking dick

>> No.23403240

>he just now realized hoomans are dicks

>> No.23403254
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What the FUCK is wrong with people? Why does such evil exist and thrive so well? I was feeling really happy for them, in fact I was beginning to get jealous of the hooman until that horrible twist. I want him shot against a post, holy crap. Imagine faking all of that just for NTR roleplay. What a piece of shit, I'm genuinely seething.

>> No.23403255

that hooman reminds me of another hooman, aside from the ending bit

>> No.23403276

>they play destiny 2
>hunter mains
fucking knew it, buncha faggots the lot of them.

>> No.23403325

Clocks... get out while you still can.

>> No.23403338
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You know how to prevent this? Shipping as hard as possible, so much that anyone will be uncomfortable to interact with each other.

>> No.23403429

Who are our current nasfaq couples? How do we save them from themselves?

>> No.23403474

dont you even dare to imply that

>> No.23403511

am I wrong?

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nenep and the newheimin are an up and coming couple, there is more to it than just mahjong I am sure of it.

>> No.23403650

Me and my fandead gf (real)

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>> No.23403729

Which couples even need saving?

>> No.23403745
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Why are you like this?

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>> No.23403765

How would you save each of them, then?

>> No.23403777
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you let spaget die

>> No.23403830
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My love for you guys are genuine

>> No.23403954

sweet release of death

>> No.23404213

mine is too

>> No.23404253

Mine is three, you guys are the best

>> No.23404352

if even one of you guys is genuine its worth it. I will have no regrets.

>> No.23404451

dm me

>> No.23404463


>> No.23404488


>> No.23404563

I don't even know who you fren, but if you play this game I still love ya maybe not in the way the chumbud loved the hooman, those feelings can't be controlled easily

>> No.23404806

why are you two so good together?

>> No.23404843

kill all the gays and the faggots

>> No.23405004
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Night /nasfaqg/

>> No.23405006
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not alike at all

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We played Mahjong and talked a little in the thread/GC, I don't quite get why you're pushing this when there are plenty of other ships for you to cling to.

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nigga it's online relationship and even worse a relatioship based on erp between coomers, wet paper is way stronger than that relationship and it's no surprise it ended up like this

>> No.23405501

From what I could tell, the only one basing it on ERP was the hooman. The chumbud had the special kind of love, the love that *might* just go beyond online.

>> No.23405518

when is the nasfagg annie may watchalong happening?

>> No.23405628

Tonight, around 8PM UTC (someone please correct me if I'm wrong)

>> No.23405874

While writing time using timzone you add the timezone to bracket, and you forgot about the dots in PM
Corrected version: Tonight, around 8 p.m. (UTC)

I think thats the only mistake you did. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

>> No.23405960

Just read through some of the .txt, I take it back. Sad.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>> No.23408274 [SPOILER] 
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Ohhhhhhhh Pagi!

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Good morning nasfaq!

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Good morning irystocrat!

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Good morning Nasfaq. I'm probably gonna set my traded and go right back to sleep.

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or you could start your day now, get more out of it yeah?

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Good morning Irystocrat!
Ohagoodnight Heimin. Is the sickness getting better yet?
Selamat pagi!

>> No.23409871

ohhhh i need to shit

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I forgot just how much I hate waking up at 6 AM.
Feeling okayish but sleeping for 3 hours just so I can somewhat optimize my trades in a fake money game was probably a terrible idea.

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>> No.23409945

just sleep earlier

>> No.23410138
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Hololive :: $23,900.20
>Mio :: $9,464.90
>Marine :: $6,025.16

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 45)
>Kiara :: -$11,882.08
>Calliope :: -$11,253.20
>Miko :: -$9,542.96

Overall Average Adjustment is -$713.25
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,360.59
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,523.85

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't burn all of your divs in one day.

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With this adjustment I have broken the 2 million barrier. These milestones are coming quicker and quicker, but I'm not cocky enough to start making each 1 million my new milestones yet. Hololive spiking was obvious but I'm glad I also picked up a bunch of Mio, Hag love. Staying up a little bit longer to make sure the auto-trader isn't a piece of shit breaking on me and then going back to sleep because fuck waking up at a reasonable hour I hate this.

>> No.23410533

Good to hear you're okay even if it's ish, try sleeping earlier as the other guy said since you're a NEET right?

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grats on the 2 mil, heimin!

>> No.23410554

you will never save the fandead

>> No.23410637

Not going to stop me from trying.

>> No.23410701

>since you're a NEET right?
Yes, but even when I wasn't I had an incredibly hard time trying to sleep at an earlier time than what I generally do now. It's really annoying.
Thank you very much hoshiyomi. It feels nice working my way up here, even if it's still pretty poor compared to everyone else in the thread.
Alright, auto trader working properly. Time for sleep.

>> No.23410782

They can only save themselves.

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save them? they're stronger than half the thread ffs

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Congrats on the $2m, see you at $10m I guess? $5m? If you're waking up for a video game, being awake at a 'reasonable hour' doesn't matter right? It's all about the degenerate intention. You could also do the reverse and wake up a long while before the adjustment, going to sleep after but I'd suggest you stay awake for a while so you can adjust your multicoin. Up to you friend, goodnight.

>> No.23410811

>it's so bad he's hitting on KFP now

>> No.23410911

>It's all about the degenerate intention.
i dont know whether to call you based or retarded

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buying kiara is cringe

>> No.23410966

They're dead anyway, no need for saving

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Why not both?

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Buying kiara is based

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I am buy Kiara x10

>> No.23411193

I am buying Kiara

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Kiara love!

>> No.23411254

I am Kiara

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Do you like having your asshole rimmed?

>> No.23411349

can i fuck you (roughly but in a loving manner)?

>> No.23411358

While we're on the topic of Kiara, Soppy would make a good nasfaq gf. One of the deadbeats should get on that.

>> No.23411365

am zoo is your best series and I appreciate that you don't spam them.
Please continue as you are.

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Holy fucking shit what the fuck that are some big growing boobas, honka bodankas, really big puppies, a gigantic melons

>> No.23411598

Which one, though? Aren't they both taken?

>> No.23412185


>> No.23413472

>Auction gets no bid and expires
>I try to get it when it renews
>Another anon bets on it right after
Why are you like this?

>> No.23413535

not enough posts about towa please fix

>> No.23413596


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Here you go friend

>> No.23413630

which one

>> No.23413699
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who fixed the game? Callicoin wasn't worth it this week, let's keep it that way.

>> No.23413794

No shit, for the past 3-4 weeks she was always turbo-brapped to 10-15k at divs so she seemed better than she is
Nothing changed

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but she still threw 3k+ divvies which means if we take 10% returns as the "making it" metric, she was making it almost 100% of the week.
anyways I'll be 10xing Soda and my oshi

>> No.23413936

She fixed herself by not streaming since 10 days ago

>> No.23413939

One a few months ago, I just thought about it right now

>> No.23414115

She wasn't 10% returns for the past 2 weeks

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very well, keep it thus

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>> No.23414657

Triangle is acute

>> No.23414670

towa banana...

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>> No.23414976

Rurudo coin doko...

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Never, honk hates rurudo just like how rurudo hates Towa.

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>rurudo hates Towa

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It's true.

>> No.23415297

Whoa, Rurudo can't be this based

>> No.23415331
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post proofs

>> No.23415462

I want to breed him harder than Xylo does.

>> No.23415638
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rurudo last collabed with Towa nearly 2 years ago, draws next to zero fan arts of Towa, and doesn't make much official goods for Towa, her last acknowledgement of her was selling Towa keychains at comiket.
Rurudo HATES Towa.

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>> No.23416009

I love you.

>> No.23416161

That is quite a confession, anon. Are you sure you want to throw it away this lightly?

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why does mommy hate her so much? is it cus of mahjong?

>> No.23416585

I always have and always will love you.

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Maybe, but we'll never know.

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Well, my heart is already taken by another, but there are many kinds of love beyond romantic. I hope you are doing well, and will continue to do so.

>> No.23416926

why is he like this

>> No.23416983

Why am I like what?

>> No.23417045

And that's what hurts the most. I'll never stop loving you regardless.

>> No.23417061

Applause... Why...

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You never learn, do you?

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>> No.23417126
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Huh? I don't get it.

>> No.23417217

what did he mean by this

>> No.23417548

Meet me in the usual place.

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my leaderboard climb has slowed down pls spoonfeed me on what im doing wrong

>> No.23418712


>> No.23418748

(~ ̄3 ̄)~

>> No.23418765


>> No.23418787

Have you tried buying Kiara? She's a pretty good deal rn, also had good divies last saturday.

>> No.23418831

I will form a parasocial relationship with anon and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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you can't :)

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>> No.23419015

You can't beat femboy cock

>> No.23419030
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Oh my god, is Angry Num now doing Takomori art? I've been missing my fix ever since that one Taiwan shipper moved onto Nijisanji... <3

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I wish I could grab ina head like this and just gently pat her till she would be satisfied.
After that she would go to kitchen, and make me a hot chocolate(Or rather that's what I think it is, but its weird that there are some droplet falling from her squishy hairs (゜▽゜; ))

>> No.23419174

never buying kiara

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He does a lot of art with ina, after all she has many tentacles, one for each one of her wives.

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>he doesn't know
their art is great, this is the only takomori one though...
based takoschizo

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Tentacles for the wives.
Left hand for Ame
And right hand for her most beloved, Me! (´ε` )

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>that watermark

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ina feeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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I'm really done with people stealing the shit I post and then seeing it reuploaded on youtube so I started watermarking it. Cry about it.
When I saw some fucker blatantly reposting what I sent even with my watermark I lost it. At least the fucker removed the video after a few days.

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Feet feet

>> No.23420391
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He also likes to draw AO-chan in a maid outfit. Cute!

>> No.23420592

Brothers... this is doing something to me

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these post dont relate to towa at all

>> No.23420663

The schizo inaposter is spamming again

>> No.23420704

Good. Embrace the feet and let them embrace you

>> No.23420774
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Doing what exactly cute tako?

Come, sit next to me and we can talk about it.
If the talk will be long, we can go for a dinner together (`・ω・´)

>> No.23420814

please consider ending your miserable lives

>> No.23420917

Personally I'm actually fine with feet posting.
It's much better than gay posting.

>> No.23420993

What if I combine them?

>> No.23421037

Not like the thread can't get any worse.

>> No.23421047

anon that's too much power

>> No.23421079

I don't want to take my eyes off..
Is it rude to stare while we sit?

>> No.23421081
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Short answer, you die.

>> No.23421158

Someone in the thread already combined them once

>> No.23421289

Do not bring that up, ever again

>> No.23421503
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Towa sucking on a pole

>> No.23421556

not enough rushia

>> No.23421581
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You're the first tako to just approach me and ask if its okay.
I will allow you just this time!

Now tell me cute tako, what bothers you so much? And I will try to help you as much as possible!

>> No.23421583

you are fucking with me with those filenames, aren't you? you fucking nigger they look like univix timestamps but they are not fuck you

>> No.23421653

>reddit spacing
go back

>> No.23421752
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You never know, maybe numbers do have meaning sometimes?
< (_ _)>

>> No.23421870
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Can we rageban takos?

>> No.23421937

It's like A guilty pleasure... i'm starting to feel hot staring and maybe I should stop but I don't want to...

>> No.23422213
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Beat me in tik tak toe, and I will shut my mouth for a whole week
Nigga you actually want to RP in the thread? I just fucking wanted to know If you are feeling okay and if you want to talk with someone. Go find some eRP discord server if you want to masturbate to some text someone wrote.

>> No.23422360

>tik tak toe
how about a game of dota?

>> No.23422472

how about a game of dota?

>> No.23422578
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>> No.23422703
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Sorry anon I'm just a horny footfag

>> No.23422775

One day someone here will fuck someone else from here, and regret it
Mark my words

>> No.23422786
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>a game of dota
How about you get some bitches on your dick after probably spending 5k hours in the game Even tho prob 1/4 of that is a waiting time in q

>> No.23422834

ironic hearing this from a tako

>> No.23422958

>Average que time: 3 minutes

>> No.23422979
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I understand anon but please no rp or gay posting in the thread.

>> No.23423076
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>> No.23423247
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Bruh if you wait 3 minutes for the game what rank are you?
Last month I wanted to chill play and pop up into q, after waiting 12 minutes I gave up. And prob will not touch the game again.
3600mmr eu servers.

>> No.23423324
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>takes feet and pushes your dick into your tummy
>rubs back and forth crushing your dick between my feet and your cute little belly
>you explode squirting delicious white nibbles all over your chest
>I lick them off and thank you for the sustenance

>> No.23423397
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>thread is super gay
Movies in ~150 minutes. Today's theme - why don't I play with formats for literally everything? AV1, VP9, HE-AAC, opus, we got it all. The resolution in the video quality selector is meaningless, it doesn't allow multiple options in the same container format + resolution. They're sorted by bitrate, descending.
>KONOSUBA -God's blessing on this wonderful world!- Legend of Crimson
>Star War: The Third Gathers - Backstroke of the West

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>> No.23423546

3 mins NA east
1 min Eu west,east, russia
I am unranked.

>> No.23423663

Your images are too tempting anon...

>> No.23423752

Those tentahairs need to be milked immediately

>> No.23423766

Then probably my account is doomed I guess.
But damn 3 minutes is really fast, I used to wait much longer before I got in game.

>> No.23423894
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>> No.23424036

You need to search more than 1 server.

>> No.23424089

Also, you need to have 10k behaviour score to be matched with everyone and search game on normal times.

>> No.23424602
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A nasfaq party game night would be nice desuuu...

>> No.23424682

Dota 5 stack?

>> No.23425027
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Hm, that might be a reason why I had such a long time, If I remember correctly mine was at around 8k I think. I didn't think it has an impact on queue times too.
I was q for eu, ru and africa.

>> No.23425232
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I had a dream in which I for some reason liquidated all my coins, spent literally all of it on gacha and then didn't even get the hat I want (I got other hats though) but wouldn't let myself auction shit to make money back.
I don't even care about the gacha or hats, why did this happen

>> No.23425251

>At a lower behavior score, queues for commonly played game modes regularly approached 10 minutes. With a high behavior score, queue times rarely went above two minutes.
We should play sometime, my 10k should cancel out for bad behaviour score

>> No.23425280

your deep desire to be pumped full of liquid is showing

>> No.23425626
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Mhh, my takos have been getting a bit unruly lately, I think I need to bring them up north for a fishing trip.

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>> No.23426392

What happens during the fishing trip? They all look terrified when I ask people who went on the trip

>> No.23426656

>He doesn't know
Oh nyo...

>> No.23426728

Should I?

>> No.23427061

Will you win a 55-stack of Rushi coins? A NASFAQ Gold Account? An all-expenses-paid trip to HonkLabs?
Find out, on Rrat or Fiction.

>> No.23427387

Hit me with the question anon, I can already see that honk labs trip

>> No.23428138
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We'll start with an easy one. For the value of a single Iofi Coin, Rrat or Fiction:
>Pekora dislikes this type of face edit because she thinks it is uncute.

>> No.23428421
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>Rrat or Fiction
Nigger, these mean the same thing. Anyways, untrue.

>> No.23428480

How can rrats be untrue if I blew my load inside one last night?

>> No.23428543
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stop fucking rodents

>> No.23428547
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what is this, 4K for ants?

>> No.23429077

>ctrl f "png/jpg"
>2073 png 1762 jpg
well I know what I'm doing tonight

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>> No.23429485
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>> No.23429538

It is, in actuality, a fact. Pekora does not like the ogey faces, and said as much in Meme Review, as well as on her Team Fortress 2 stream.
No prize this time, anon. Better luck next time, on Rrat or Fact!

>> No.23429649

wow konosuba sucks

>> No.23429680
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>ANOTHER fucked up Hunter main.
That's it, I'm becoming a Warlock main RIGHT NOW.

>> No.23429816
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The shackles... Are finally broken...
After all this time, I'm finally free...
I have finally achieved it...
The true S O V L!

>> No.23430003

it's your destiny... become the sissy femboy you were meant to be

>> No.23430638

Death to Perverts.

>> No.23430677

Fuck off.

>> No.23430734
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Oh shit, I didn't notice, my bad sorry about that.

>> No.23430786

incredibly based

>> No.23431326 [SPOILER] 
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a network

>> No.23431604
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Just 700 more Oversized Hat!

>> No.23431739


>> No.23432019

Another network successfully dodged !

>> No.23432038
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>> No.23432355

Make a post on the floor

>> No.23433088

I want towa to look at me like this before she beats me up while telling me how much she hates me

>> No.23433096
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Get into the Movie Night, we're watching Backstroke of the West.

>> No.23433346

Is that a third heimin?

>> No.23433542
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Thank you for the network!

>> No.23434502

Smart Fandead?

>> No.23434788

Smart Fandead love

>> No.23434855

Smart Fandead lust

>> No.23434858

I will save and befriend the fandeads

>> No.23434917
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>> No.23436581
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>> No.23437463

man. i dreamt that nasfaq got acquired by cover and become an official game. i need to stop dreaming about this

>> No.23437743

Definitely dreaming a little to crazy there lol

>> No.23438400
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who was in the wrong

>> No.23438504

The Hooman.

>> No.23438620

Definitely the hooman but the chumbud let themselves fall in love way too fucking easily.

>> No.23438669

thats not really something that's easily controlled

>> No.23438909

Yyeah but you can avoid telling some random fuck met on a basket weaving forum that you love him not even after knowing him a bit, have some fucking common sense and emotional maturity you retarded fag

>> No.23439005
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both of them for being gay

>> No.23439134 [DELETED] 

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 24,951,626, a 0.73% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 383,871. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,453,640 shares, or 9.83% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 43,749 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Kanaeru :: +4%
>Kiara :: +3.7%
>Iofi :: +3.2%
>Sora :: +3.1%
>IRyS :: +2.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Ui :: -2.8%
>Marine :: -2.6%
>Watame :: -1.8%
>Mio :: -1.6%
>Nachoneko :: -1.4%

6 coins (Reine, Aqua, Ollie, Ayamy, Melfissa, and Calliope) had a net 0% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $213,521.02, which is an increase of 1.21% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $645,798,869,624.17, which is an increase of 0.06% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,882.04. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Rushia currently has the highest value, at $67,968,840,243.18 in total market value, or 10.52% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $427,118,482.58 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Hololive :: +50.1%
>Mio :: +43.8%
>Towa :: +26.2%
>Mumei :: +20%
>Melfissa :: +18.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Calliope :: -30.4%
>Kiara :: -24%
>Korone :: -22.2%
>Ui :: -22.1%
>Botan :: -21.8%

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,349,866,771, which is an increase of 210.8% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $911,227,521.25 today, a decrease of 9.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Kanaeru :: +16.7%
>Nabi :: +7.6%
>Mio :: +6.8%
>AZKi :: +5.7%
>Ina'nis :: +5.1%

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Rushia, Ollie, Zeta, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Aqua) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>9 coins (Gura, Haato, Moona, Matsuri, Ayame, Shion, Pochimaru, Nabi, Fubuki) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kiara :: $583.28 Up
>Hololive :: $529.11 Down
>Miko :: $484.61 Up
>Sora :: $479.78 Up
>Mio :: $328.73 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>AZKi :: $0.50 Up
>Nana :: $1.22 Up
>Choco :: $5.67 Up
>Polka :: $6.78 Up
>Aqua :: $7.50 Down

Overall Average movement was $42.28 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $99.90 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$130.59 per hour.

Today's Numbers Review is brought to you by the Crustacean Regulation and Arbitration Bureau, proudly managing Saturday markets for 6 months and counting.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.23439166
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>> No.23439186
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Here, use this picture.

>> No.23439435
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 24,951,626, a 0.73% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 383,871. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,453,640 shares, or 9.83% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 43,749 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Kanaeru :: +4%
>Kiara :: +3.7%
>Iofi :: +3.2%
>Sora :: +3.1%
>IRyS :: +2.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Ui :: -2.8%
>Marine :: -2.6%
>Watame :: -1.8%
>Mio :: -1.6%
>Nachoneko :: -1.4%

6 coins (Reine, Aqua, Ollie, Ayamy, Melfissa, and Calliope) had a net 0% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $213,521.02, which is an increase of 1.21% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $645,798,869,624.17, which is an increase of 0.06% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,882.04. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Rushia currently has the highest value, at $67,968,840,243.18 in total market value, or 10.52% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $427,118,482.58 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Hololive :: +50.1%
>Mio :: +43.8%
>Towa :: +26.2%
>Mumei :: +20%
>Melfissa :: +18.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Calliope :: -30.4%
>Kiara :: -24%
>Korone :: -22.2%
>Ui :: -22.1%
>Botan :: -21.8%

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,349,866,771, which is an increase of 210.8% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $911,227,521.25 today, a decrease of 9.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Kanaeru :: +16.7%
>Nabi :: +7.6%
>Mio :: +6.8%
>AZKi :: +5.7%
>Ina'nis :: +5.1%

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Rushia, Ollie, Zeta, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Aqua) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>9 coins (Gura, Haato, Moona, Matsuri, Ayame, Shion, Pochimaru, Nabi, Fubuki) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kiara :: $583.28 Up
>Hololive :: $529.11 Down
>Miko :: $484.61 Up
>Sora :: $479.78 Up
>Mio :: $328.73 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>AZKi :: $0.50 Up
>Nana :: $1.22 Up
>Choco :: $5.67 Up
>Polka :: $6.78 Up
>Aqua :: $7.50 Down

Overall Average movement was $42.28 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $99.90 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$130.59 per hour.

Today's Numbers Review is brought to you by the Crustacean Regulation and Arbitration Bureau, proudly managing Saturday markets for 6 months and counting.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.23439491

Well I HAD to delete it now.

>> No.23439541
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You didn't use the picture I gave...

>> No.23440825
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move night 2nd round now playing
don't forget to vote for next week. probably the first half of Saki.

>> No.23440921
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This image's familiar smug aura is mocking me

>> No.23441314
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>> No.23441584
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You were basically asking for it, smelly boy.

>> No.23441856
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I'm not going to take that from a brat like you

>> No.23442255
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Too bad. You have no choice but to take it, and while you're at it, take a bath, will you?

>> No.23442521
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>> No.23442532
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mahjong is centered around the psychological warfare that is emote spam

>> No.23442584
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Stop exposing the tactics, a psychological war is best waged in secret!

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>> No.23442632
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too busy playing the event

>> No.23442887

I really wish we could grind the event in friendly lobbies

>> No.23443045

You guys are the coolest band of faggots ive ever got the pleasure of finding, thanks for that.

>> No.23443318

Thanks to you too fag, we're all NASFAQ here as far as I'm concerned, all brothers yes, even the 'schizos'. Love you guys

>> No.23443625
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>> No.23444943
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You still earn Event Points playing regular ranked.

>> No.23444970
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Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch directions from downward to upward. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when the direction of stocks has changed from moving down to moving up. Once we observe that stocks are frequently going upward, we will less frequently observe them going downward. This observation will tell us that, on average, a given stock will now be rising instead of falling. In other words, the price of that stock would likely to be going up, and unlikely to be going down. However, if circumstances change, instead of moving upward, the stock might move downward. In such a case, the value of an investor's holdings of that stock would not be rising, and would instead be falling. In basic scenarios, investors prefer to invest in stocks with prices that have an upward direction, and not a downward direction. Investors that mostly invest in the former can expect to see the overall values of their portfolios rise instead of fall. This means that the prices of the stocks within those portfolios are, on average, going up and not going down. Thus, individual stocks may have their own trajectory, but the general direction would be upward instead of downward. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>> No.23445104

But I really wanted to play friendlies...

>> No.23445190 [SPOILER] 
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big if true

>> No.23445810
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Is reading this what having a stroke feels like?

>> No.23446114

I'm having a stroke right now and I assure you it's nothing like that.

>> No.23446302
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I grinded to the point where my ranked is full of autists never making any mistakes and a game can take 1:30h to 2h

>> No.23446316

Tony Love.

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Sanma is calling you

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no, it definitely isn't

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I had Master in sanma before the autists took it away from me.

>> No.23447962

can you catbox instead of posting twitter I can't see these images because I dont have a Twitter+ account

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>can you manually rehost images for me because I'm a dumb nigger

>> No.23448046

He's asking for EOP price?

>> No.23448065

here https://litter.catbox.moe/n3xrcb.jpg

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rowei99 I know you're here come on out

>> No.23448558

I don't see how not giving twitter my driver's license to see 18+ images makes me a dumb nigger

>> No.23448638

>giving twitter my driver's license to see 18+ images
wtf, do you live in fucking dubai?

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>> No.23449583

why is nasfaq so dead

>> No.23449638

no updates leads to dead game dead thread

>> No.23449713

dead game, no meaningful updates in a very long time and now people don't even want to timeloop about dead game dead thread, so it's all gay posting and off-topic

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>> No.23449905

What is there to talk about even. Even the in-game related long posts that you think would be unique are basically just timeloop.

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somehow I managed to acquire 150k just by sitting around today.

>> No.23450218

how much do you think you'd get just by sitting on my lap today

>> No.23450265

fuck off

>> No.23450433

tell me more, ESL-kun

>> No.23450440

I ask myself why do I still bother visiting nasfaq knowing the thread would just be rampant gayposting but I guess I asked the same back then knowing the thread would just be full ERP of Husband and Priestess.
At the least this thread is dying.

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Want your mind blown? I just watched for a buy on Rushia and saw her price go up from $114,240.02 to $114,240.88. Here's how Rushia inflation works, for every Rushia purchased, they gain:
>[マヨネーズ] bread: $80,706.70
>Tako Instruments: $44,093.06
>krs moonruneLLC: $43,963.20
>[三菱] Gonorrhea: $43,497.94
>niggerdancer: $17,599.04

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And now that I'm done writing that, her price is at $114,270.43. bread made $2,853,826.45. In under one cycle.

>> No.23450627

is she a cheat coin?

>> No.23450679

bread will be top 5 in less than 10 days

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She has been for some time now. I refuse to buy any more because I set 6666 as my funny meme number and because I sold like a fucking idiot. $202,713.06. Peanuts. And because it becomes a % of your net worth that is locked out of earning dividends, although if you own enough, that's hardly an issue. Applause definitely owns enough. I definitely do not. I haven't done the math on where the line is, but dansaa is probably on the "under" part of it. Beware the short.

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all it takes is one of the fatter wallets selling and the price goes tank.
and they're all googling the price daily to see who jumps the shark first.
networth is a meme.

>> No.23450935

the good thing about the rushia bubble is the moment it "burst" people will just rebuy it again

>> No.23450953

>they think the rushia bubble can burst

>> No.23450973

more likely it'll come to an equilibrium point where she'll be stuck in shitcoin territory

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It's just like the Civia bubble. But bigger.

>> No.23451115

I'd like a dev to pop the Rushia (and Civia) bubble by having her constantly adjust down to a baseline value. Would be funny to watch the 50k Rushia stackers rope as their shitcoin hemorrhages uncontrollably and they lose like 20% of their net worth permanently.

>> No.23451197

I hope the devs unironically do this. I need my 100k green woman coin

>> No.23451286

please no she is literally over 40% of my networth since i caught on early enough .-.

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I self-sabotaged my own position on that bet and even I'm not that petty. They outsmarted us. They earned it.

>> No.23451380

I'm thinking Rushia and Civia should return 3% divs, around what Coco gives. So they have a LONG, long way to fall.
>40% of my networth
you're in trouble regardless

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more fun facts:
there's more Mori in circulation than the rest of EN1 combined

>> No.23451584

This sounds like a great idea, Devs should add a "dead coins". price forever static, no divs, cost like $200 per coin like a new IPO. Just a great literal cheap moneysink.

>> No.23451678

This mechanic already exists, and Rushia/Civia aren't using it because they still have channels that have subs attached.
If a bunch of people subbed to Civia suddenly, she'd go up in price.

>> No.23451689

good thing this is page 10 and most people won't see this post

>> No.23451715

nigger rushia lost 10k subs and she didn't adjust down

>> No.23451796

she did dip when she lost the subs it didn't matter though, bought back enough to completely erase it on the all time price graph

that's the thing with bubbles like this - once they hit critical mass, they're permanent.

>> No.23451846

No it doesn't. I want a coin unaffected by anything, not even transactions. you buy it cheaply knowing it's complete dirt/waste of money.

>> No.23451891

It'd actually be a money sink though. You'd lose 4.5% on the buy permanently.

>> No.23451944

she didn't dip on the one that happened on april 20th

>> No.23452031

I dunno about that, I just think coins should have some sort of equilibrium. For active coins it wouldn't change much, it would sorta drag overvalued coins down a bit and undervalued coins up and smooth things out but ultimately channel metrics would still be the biggest factor in adjustments.
But for dead coins like Rushia and Civia with no upwards momentum, they would simply drop in value every single adjust until they reached rock bottom - the stopping point would be when they start to actually offer actual divs (3% or so,) so you don't end up with a coin that drops to 1000 every day and you buy it because at that price it's like 20% divs and you have a broken coin in a different sense.

>> No.23452145

I think that the best course of action would be for Rushia and Civia to be frozen at 10k, you want to buy because she's your oshi? Great, do it, 10k is not that big of a price for poorfags that would be interested in holding oshi, and you don't give any exploit to richfags due retarded inflation.

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don't bring that up...
how much time do we have before the event ends? I haven't been bothered to open mahjong to grind the event...

>> No.23452237

I think the best course of action would be for Rushia to have sex with me.

>> No.23452270

Yup, that's the trap. And because I want it to be perma $200. People will X10 it (get taxed to death), even newhags can join the party and before long they spend hundreds of millions for a static, divless dead coin. cool moneysink. It's soulful though

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I think the best course of action would be for Rushia to step on me.

>> No.23452414

Cute boy feet...

>> No.23452619

kunka kunka

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It ends on the 17th, you've got time. The event itself was far less interesting to me than whaling for Hayasaka. Open it tonight if only for a few minutes, claim all the rewards in your mail. Devs fucked up and dogeza'd + anniversary rewards like x3. You've probably got 5 free summons in your mail from devs that will expire soon.

I want honk to unleash the bibi stacks. >>16667400

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I like this idea.

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I'm still waiting for shorting options hope zhonk will make it anonymous. I crave to short Rushia so bad

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Holy shit devs went ham.
>Compensation: Summon, Pink/Purple Bag, Blue Bag, 25k Copper
>Anniversary Bonus: 2x Summon, Pink Bag, 88888 Copper
>Event Rewards: Blue Bag, 10k Copper
>Collab Celebration: 2x Summon, 2 Spheres, 100k Copper

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I am being held back from my true capabilities, honk hates Kenzoku.

>> No.23453196

>shorting Rushia when she never adjusts down
You will get fucked so hard by the Microsoft Zaibatsu it will make the GME squeeze look like a joke.
Shorts get fukt

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