/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

If you were to join hololive/holostars/nijisanji, what would you be most afraid of happening on stream on accident?

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>>23361588
People realizing I want to get close to my oshi and make her my gf

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not muting when i rip a fat one

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>>23361588
accidentally showing my thousands of posts about raping ui

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>>23361588
People discovering my gf aka your oshi

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>>23361588
My massive gura porn collection

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>>23361588
chat heard my jerking sound while i do collab

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Showing my porn/downloads folder. I have worse stuff than what nipplechad Lauren showed in there.

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>>23361588
That I don’t mute the stream and proceed to babble to myself in a different voice than my usual one, which I have dubbed my “shitposting voice”.

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>>23361588
My mom yelling at me to wash the dishes

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>>23361746
>On a collab with kiara
>"Haha anon why are you breathing so heavily"
>"And what's that sound?!"

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One of my housemates drunkenly yelling at me through my door because I forgot to turn the light off in the bathroom or some shit

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>>23361588
Letting my power level slip out.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys ever think about how the current male vtubers might think like you do.

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>>23361588
Cumming

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>>23361676
mori relates hard

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>>23361588
>Join Holostars
>Someday I say by accident that my oshi is Kiwawa
>Beggars make it uncomfortable and she never acknowledges me
>Kiwawa hates me now
Why even live?

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>>23361959
No. The lot of them are normies and pretty soft.

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>>23361588
accidentally start saying rrats and /here/ memes

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>>23362152
This, like saying something about za hando or saying nipplenigger

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>>23362023
What if they're hiding their power levels?

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>>23362023
vox is one bad day away from snapping and serial raping all of the niji girls

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show my disgust other vtubers (aka Mori or all EN)

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Surprised no one said the obvious answer which is accidentally saying retard, faggot, or Pewdiepie bridge, because let's be honest, being on this board has made us unable to talk for periods of time without saying any of those words.

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Nothing. At this point I'm convinced it's not the yab that matters (except actual crimes), it's how you handle it. Average vtuber fan has memory of a goldfish anyway, like how many people here remember Ollie fainting on stream?

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>>23361588
gamer moment

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>>23362730
I don't, but I remember the yubi.

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>>23362705
But I did. >>23361930
If I ever streamed while I was tired or not up for it (mentally) my vulgar bastard side will slip out.

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>>23361588
Saying nigger in a derogatory way, calling mori a brapper

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>>23361588
i'd end up calling something autistic for sure

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nothing yab worthy maybe some stupid thing like accidentally groom iRys by gaining her trust to tell me her private stuff and blackmailing for nudes

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accidentally showing our private discord server's vent channel

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>>23361588
I got too many skeletons in my closet. The info I could show would destroy the entire western scene

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>>23361588
My boyfriend coming to my room when I stream and starting to fuck me

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>>23363118
But the fujos would just eat that up...

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I'd be trying to hide my powerlevel like a motherfucker on stream while i screenshot fucking everything off stream.

Also
>>23362886
I'd be worried about calling myself autistic too. One side will take it as a /here/ dogwhistle and the other side would want me to champion their snowflake cause on twitter or some shit and then my chat would be full of even worse people.
Although fujos vs spergs going at each other could be fun to watch

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>>23363000
>nothing yab worthy
You’re right, a yab has only career consequences. You’d simply get placed in the cold earth for that one.

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>>23361588
Using my real name or someone else’s real name, specially if I did a drunk stream

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>>23362490
No, that can’t possibly be true. None of these actual vtubers could possibly be a fraction as epic as me, some random idiot on /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

Threads like these make me realize that I might be one of the five or ten people on /vt/ that doesn’t have autism. I might even be a normie.

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>>23363534
That’s great, as now you can finally go back.

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>>23361588
Collabing with my oshi. It would take a lot of acting juice to not show how obvious it is that I have a crush on her.

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>>23363589
But I don’t wanna. And I was actually on this website first, ironically.

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>>23361588
Some slur slipping out, like I accidentally just say nigger all casually.

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>>23361588
Opening VT by habit on stream
I'd rather die than associate with you faggots

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>>23363660
>But I don’t wanna
Well, after all...The ride never ends

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really say nigger irl all the time? Have you ever said it in public before?

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>>23361588
probably calling something retarded since apparently that's a no-no word now, otherwise just doing something stupid like farting

[Anonymous No.]

I'd definitely accidentally call someone or something a faggot

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Getting caught Pirating nipple play porn on stream

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>>23361588
Mentioning some obscure hobby out of habit and having chat go "wow gross." I'd call them out saying they're watching a man pretend to be anime boy on the internet and my career would be over.

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>>23364106
Based fat, gassy retard

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>>23363887
sometimes i said the word "do nigger realy?!" in my head when im pissed and im afraid i will let it slip in public one day. thanks to this shithole place

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>>23362011
this but with gura.

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>>23362011
>>23364619
I want to be in Holostars but my oshi is one of the girls and I will never, ever say who it is or collab with her if I make it in.

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Exposing my massive porn folder of my coworkers. Also farting on stream.
>>23363887
I once let it slip in front of family.

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>>23361588
Accidentally saying a nono word like retard or faggot or nigger.

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Imagine being a 3view, maybe low 4view at best holostar en, and having mori invite you to something.
You need to sit there and not be a wet blanket against her barrage of shrek jokes, adam sandler references, incompetence at the game and other forms of general autism. All the while she'll vaguely reference things that you're known for but to a degree of non-specificity that you know she's never watched/listened to a second of your work.
You could easily say no, but without good reason it would most likely tank your chances of collabing with any of the other girls (whether you care about that is up to you, for me it would because I would want to make music and the female voice is a lovely instrument), and that's just leaving potential viewers on the table.

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>>23365147
Rent-free.
2 million subs and Universal contract btw.

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>>23363887
I do a little minstrel show with my brother for laughs from time to time, and it worries me daily that I will say it in regular conversation. I already say "retard" a lot, and that's a big enough no-no word for most of polite society.

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>>23365147
Good thing Hololive screens the shit out of their hires. I'll make sure to shout you out if I make it. Maybe the first time Mori先輩 drags me into a collab.

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>>23361588
accidentally breaking the NDA.

you could be a Rushia tier superchat earner and still get fired for 1 mistake

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>>23361588
>Numerous porn shit on my desktop/bookmarks
>Caught using 4chan
>Getting too comfortable and forget I'm streaming and ripping one

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>>23365147
You know what? This was a really bitter post that I started out ironically and I don't want to make these sorts of posts. I'm sorry.

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>>23364251
Vox is literally a fnaf fan. Nobody gives a shit. Your audience isn’t the type of normie girls who would bully you for having weird hobbies, their hobbies are probably even weirder than yours.

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>>23363887
I have for the shock factor of a joke. I stopped though. I don't even type it /here/ so it's not on my mind and I let it slip.

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>>23366393
NTA but what if my hobby is collecting cunny in gacha

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>>23361588
Accidently showing my loli hentai/doujin folder on stream.

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>>23363887
Once. To save a life. It still haunts me to this day.

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>>23366174
You’re okay anon. I respect the introspection and honesty. Did you jack off after you wrote the first post or something?

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>>23367504
>Nigger look out there’s a truck headed your way!!

[Anonymous No.]

Definitely would get fired for sexual harassment because I tried to get in the girls pants.

Wouldn't even be a question of if, just when.

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>>23361588
Leaking my real voice maybe

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Ranting about beggars wanting me to collab with the girls. I love the girls, no question there, but I'm also a huge idolfag.

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>>23363476

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>>23361588
If I accidentally my revealed my taste in porn I would kill myself.

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my cat meowing out my address and ssn in morse code

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>>23368021
I kneel, idolchad.

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>>23361588
Saying "nigger" or "faggot" during an intense gaming moment.

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Forgetting to mute myself and turn off stream, announce which talent I'm gonna fap to and then proceed to fap, not realizing until I'm finished.

Or maybe shitting myself on stage because I have chronic stomach issues.

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I'd be most worried about my power level. I have all my porn sorted neatly on a drive I can disconnect before streaming, I wouldn't break ranks to try to date my oishi because if she actually reciprocated I'd be disgusted by her, and the only person I live with doesn't come to my door. But the chances of me dropping a no no word/phrase, someone recognizing my voice then tying my vtuber persona to me, or me committing some other kind of masquerade violation would only increase over time. I can stay under the radar for short times but eventually something is going to show.

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>>23361588
That they find out I'm a boring neet with no social life so I have no fun stories to talk about

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>>23361588
Getting caught fapping. DSP style

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>>23368021
Based and same, say that you are scared of girls or something anon

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>>23361588
My only "personality" is being edgy. I hate myself because of that. If you took away my power to say racists stuff, rape jokes and laughing at retards, then I'm just a shell. I'd be the most boring vtuber.
I'm not even kidding. Chans destroyed my brain.

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>>23361588
Face reveal
>>23361676
And this

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>>23361588
accidentally saying racial epiphets and/or revealing my powerlevel

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>>23361588
My irc chatlogs where I admitted to having sex with my cousin. That or my old Youtube Poop channel from middle school.

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>>23369305
>be me
>say "zozzle" at work in a discussion about memes (these are all pretty young guys, but not /here/)
>everybody asks what the fuck I'm talking about
>swear it was a thing on /yt/ for a while during the death knell of "dank"
>somebody looks it up
>instantly get outed as /s4s/
>i don't even visit /s4s/

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>sonny could be one the posters in this thread
>he possibly admitted to being worried about saying nigger or masturbating on stream

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i would talk about how much i like touhou, and then when i stream it they will find out that i do not actually know how to beat anything harder than easy mode

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>>23361746
hey sonny is this (you)?

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>>23361588
accidental doxxing. I don't want jealous schizos to send shit in my mailbox

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first i want my own general to be /nigger/ and i will be samefaging a lot

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>>23361588
find out a guy fucking her in ASMR stream, he’s biting and she’s moaning

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>>23361588
Me accidentally calling someone a faggot from force of habit and getting cancelled

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I’m not ashamed of it at all, but the internet would lose its shit if they found out I’m Eastern Orthodox. We are “on the wrong side of history” in every conceivable way according to libs. The Russia-Ukraine situation doesn’t help either.

Although maybe that would just filter my audience and I would just have based traditionalists watch me play 4X games all the time.

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>>23368994
This is exactly what I would do to. Not even for idolfaggotry, do you know how many horny women would watch you if you pretended to be afraid of women?

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>>23361588
a plane crashes into my house

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Saying the gamer word. I started yelling racial slurs when I get angry playing vidya.

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>>23361588
Off collab, fuck your favorite oshi lol

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>>23361588
Calling the small penguin girl Gura on accident

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>>23361588
I would probably want to be in stars, and it'd either be the obvious one of saying "faggot" because of /here/, though I'm not concerned about saying something like "retard", that one's only offensive to the annoying busybody internet people, I hear people say it irl all the damn time and no one cares.
That one's not that likely because I'm good at keeping it in, so the actual fear would probably be that I don't want to collab with the girls, management makes me, they specifically make me with Mori because she's the most "open" to the idea of the girls, and then some anon says something in chat about me to rile her up It works, and then I get pulled into one of her autistic meltdowns and get in trouble by association as I desperately try to tard wrangle her. Mori (among others) is seriously a fucking hazard to any of the Stars, especially the en ones lmao

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Fahljd_0xjA
I would totally pull a Shockmaster and screw up everything I can on my first stream that wouldn't get me banned on purpose.

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>>23361588
Accidentally turning on facecam and having the audience see this on their video.

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>>23361588
Farting. I'm terrified of a random stranger hearing me fart in a bathroom, much less 10k people preserving it forever on youtube.

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>>23363887
I don't say it around other people but I do say it like when someone cuts me off or something in traffic. I'd be a little concerned the impersonal nature of streaming would bring your guard down just a little too much especially when something happens like when you die in a really cheap and stupid way in a video game or your tech starts fucking up.

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>>23361588
I don't want anyone to know I'm Brazilian. A Brazilian living in the United states has 4 places that they're most likely to live in and people would eventually pick up that I live in Massachusetts from certain words I use.

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>>23363887
I only say it on here when referring to SEA and I'm a huge leftist that has many extremely close black friends. Filipinos and Indos on this board genuinely made me racist towards them.

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>>23361588
saying nigger
i don't even have tourettes

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>>23385658
holy fuck, I just realized how funny it would be if sweet anita were to get into hololive, nijisanji or vshojo and say a slur during a collab.

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>>23361588
Joke about my oshi waifu and then she ghost me until I graduate/terminated.

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>>23362152
you'd have a discord of beta orbiters in 1h

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>>23361588
showing torrented anime and games

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>>23361588
Accidentally showing my extensive collection of gura porn on screen

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>>23374478
Most people don't even know what an Eastern orthodox is, and the ones who do will be screaming about byzantine restoration and reforming the roman empire

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>>23361912
He's just like me

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Calling the girls Bitch out loud then gets cancelled to death

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>>23363887
Anytime I'm not hanging out with normalcattle.

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Surprise visit by the penis inspection bureau

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>>23361588
Accidentally saying the word Cunt or calling someone a Cunt onstream or in a Collab.
I'm English and (kinda like with Aussies) saying this word comes way too naturally to me...

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>>23361588
The list is so big that it kinda scares me
>People finding out that I'm almost 40 years old
>Twitter finding out that I'm a massive lolifag
>Slipping the wholesome n-word while playing, in fact, I wouldn't be able to play FPS
>Having to fujobait while I fucking hate faggots
>Having to interact with any kind of trannytuber
>Slipping out my massive tribalfag soul
>Having to shill X-box without clawing my own skin
And that's just a small part of the list...

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>>23361676
I'd be fine with that. If for instance I was allowed to do a marathon stream over a week or two(not a subathon like these Twitch whores tend to do, but a real one), I'd totally stream myself while sleeping and then burst a huge one like I always do at night. People would make fun of me but I would just answer them that it's impossible for a human not to fart.

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>>23402740
trannytubers are only a problem for vshojo

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>>23363887
all the time because i'm in eastern europe and no one cares. if i were in a big corpo and got too comfortable while streaming it'd end up being a very short stream

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>>23361588
running out of ideas for content

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What would you do if you got an akasupa telling you to say Trans Rights

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>>23403290
"thanks for the donation dude" and move on

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>>23361588
Genuinely forgetting to turn off my stream and I end up streaming myself beating off to pirated loli hentai. Or setting my pre-stream promotion slideshow to the wrong folder and I end up showing something dangerous

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I’d need to watch Holostars more and have a male oshi so that I can have an answer to whether I watched streams before

Oshi is Watame, and the instant I mention that beggars will start harassing her for a collab

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>>23361588
forget to switch my account when i akasupa my oshi.