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>>23342422taking my digits i see. this will not be forgiven
>>23342561I just noticed the digits now that you point it out, best get I've gotten.
watamelon>watamelonshttps://mega.nz/folder/3tJwxBzB#PKwSFVNWwwvRqvqepI_J2A>watamelon patchhttps://www.ahoworks.com/product-page/watamelon>watamelon gamehttps://haslus.itch.io/watamelons-adventure>watamehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqm3BQLlJfvkTsX_hvm0UmAlast melon harvest: >>22607480
will you take it?
I really like these melons
>>23348012I love Gen 4 aka Holofood.
>>23354837This one is cute.
>>23358522I like this one a lot
>>23372647Thats a pretty intimidating melon
Friday night funkin - lean edition
going to drop off some holofruits
>>23405062The holofruitmon are great
>>23422639wata in the melon
This watamelon? It's bussin.
>>23438098>>23438330exterminated by watamelon.
>>23440426gentlemen, someone ruined our chain. absolutely unforgivable. if i find that anon...
This Watamelon was posted 1 year and 1 week ago. It was the first melon I ever made.I can't believe I've been planting, growing, and harvesting Watamelons for over a year. It may be a silly meme, but it's honestly been one of the only things I could count on to make me smile. Cheers farmers.
>>23456817Congrats on the anniversary, your melon crops are appreciated.
Whu don't we have our own divegrass team?
>>23462115The only meds I'll ever need.
>>23463171Well no one bothered to think about it I guess.
watamelon never die
>>23469374Okay so this is gonna be ultra premilinary ideas check hereWe got 23 Watamelons to recruit for this2 Gold (best players)2 Silver (a notch below)19 more melons with at least one goalkeeper melon to fill out the team.Let's get planning for at least this idea. I ain't got PES so not it for actually making the team but I can get you ideas and shit.
>>23470720I'm bored so here's some ideas.GK Barbershop Quartet (Wide, Popular, 4 Melons. People approve) May be one of them unless technical guys can get it to be all four melons in some sort of stackingGold+Captain Watamelon Go with the OGGold: Watamelon Farmer (either with the straw hat and grain or Sneed Watamelon). Brings us the most important posters here as without Farmers there are no Watamelons.Now the rest gets hazy
>>23475254Could just run a poll and have people vote on their favorite melons, the top 2 then get the silver positions
>>23476810We'd need to narrow down the list first to get it to a number we can make a poll out of. Since we got a mountain of watamelons but need indvidual melons to get it going unless we got stuff like SoundPostMelon or something
>>23476810The OG watamelon (watame wearing watermelon helmet)
>>23482767Maybe we move the Farmer to a Silver with OG Watamelon + our standard Watamelon being the Golds. What we need is a list of Melons with attitude!
gold - watamelon + watame with hatsilver - this + watapenis
Watamelons at comfy.zone just type .watamelon
MWOMelon World Order
>>23497400Wait. Which is the faker fake?
>>23345207Watame Goose XD
>>23511318>"This isn't your territory, Amemage."
>>23346060I'll take the red melon
>>23527857watamelon just woke up!
>>23520931>Mario jumps on Watamelon>He takes damage and loses all of his lives>Restart from 1-1
>>23497400every fucking time
So it's just Watame photoshopped on a watermelon?
>>23525409Why not take both red and blue melons?
>>23534233A common argument by anti-watamelonists is that watamelon is merely "Watame photoshopped on a watermelon". This could not be further from the truth. First, there came Watame photoshopped onto a sheep. Conventional. Unimaginative. Content to stay within known artistic boundaries. Only on this foundation later came the true art: Watame photoshopped onto a sheep... ONTO A MELON. Radical. Innovative. Avant-garde. Will be remembered for years to come.
>>23535556Better yet, find the secret purple melon!
>>23535556What happens if I take both?
>>23495174How long has Watamelon been in power?
>>23532749Thats a fair punishment
>>23541081since long before humanity
>>23543073Watamelon has the best lore
>>23544671Let this tale be a warning. Watamelon is a highly addictive, yet dangerous substance.
>>23470720>Jihadist Watamelon.>Watamelon Farmer.>Watamelon. (The one that started all of this)>Maybe some Holofoods? The most noticeable ones Coconut, Towato or Mumeilon, or Watamelonpan.>Maybe Watabee.>Maybe also have a Wooloo, a Melon and a Watame as separate players.These are all that come to me for now...
don't let the harvest end so soon my brothers
>>23348105>>23350548>>23350757I love the melon the Angel is holding... But I also want to hold and love the angel's melons.
>>23495174YOU CAN CALL THIS THE NEW MELON ORDER OF WRESTLING BROTHER. THESE TWO MELONS RIGHT HERE CAME FROM A GREAT BIG ORGANISATION IN TOKYO AND EVERYBODY WAS WONDERING WHO THE THIRD MELON WAS.
I'm going to go cook dinner for about half an hour, good luck thread
>>23475254Watamelonmage, Watagoose, Watamelon lore and Fake Watamelon (Shigure Ui in a melon)
>>23525413This is a fake image of a Watamelon. Because Watamelon are always fresh.
LETS FUCKING GO
>>23562611Haha Ina is InAMelon
>>23556297is this real
>>23586678sweet dreams, watamelon
wata never die
>>23444396And now I want to use this Watamelon mod for Half-Life 2. Now if only we could change the hat from Black Mesa to a Watamelon.
>>23587371Yes, watamelon has worked at many different places.
I recently bought online the Watamelon mail order bride package and so far all its done is watch TV eat all my potato chips with a smug look. I've have not been cooked any homemade meals yet. What can I do to fix this?
>>23607731Thats pretty standard behavior for a watamelon bride
>>23559019it's an angelOID my manthe best one even
she did it all
>>23607402Those are a lot of melons.
>>23622075Thank you Aki's husband
>>23635810I'm still listening to this todayhttps://youtu.be/6aaHNvAca1k
>>23615317Watamelon did 9/11
>>23642745melonchama, your soundpost reps...
>>23566354can we eat now?
>>23648551Keep my melon's name out your fucking mouth!
>>23644582I dunno why it did that, I downloaded it from the previous thread so the title should be the same
Why is she so smug?
>>23655847Wouldnt you be, if you were a melon?
>>23657402Will the smaller Watamelon in the bigger Watamelon hand give me an even smaller Watamelon?
>>23658948Yes, that process continues for a long time
>>23607731did you find a solution yet? mine has been rolling over me after i tried to get her to cycle through the other forms. she said watamelon very rudely and with a very angry tone, i don't think this relationship will last
>>23661780I had sex with it and that fixed it. Tough job but had to be done.
>>23663675>sex with watamelonHow would that even work, I can't fit a regular watermelon up my ass, let alone one with legs and hair.
>>23664034my sides, kek
>>23664287So Watamelons and ogey rrats can mate with one another? What would be the result of their union?
>>23668408it is pretty obvious
>>23669953Run! The SSRB It's about to blow up!
>>23670778It's about to w
>>23575956the watamelon of time
Melon is pleased, take a break
>>23689363We finally completed a chain again fellow farmers!
i'm at my limit
>>23682108I feel guilted enough to send her money
>>23701572break the limit anon
>>23697531Watamelon, are you alright?
>>23708442She can handle her booze
board is faster today, muzukasheep...
>>23720226Run, little melon.
>>23720226the board may be fast but watamelon is faster
>>23720226Watamelon is stronger
Put your melons in the bag, quickly now.
>>23725200I don't have any melons, I swear
>>23725200but they are already in the bag
>>23725200Hey robbermelon, look behind you.>>23669953
>>23725200*Puts you in tbe bag*
>>23737847Damn this SMUG FEMALE MELON!
>>23342387>no one ITT called out OP's failure to get dubs
>>23738032...do you really expect people to call out every single dubs or off by ones? No one gives a fuck.
>>23740626i feel like caring about/calling out dubs is textbook newfag/tourist shit, honestly
>>23746857Seeing this, I'm sure one day we will get official Watamelon plushies. And that day, Watamelon will conquer the world.
>>23738032Did you not see the literal next post and its reply?
>>23753900This one makes me happy.
>>23760115Does it come with a Watamelon Poster?
>>23761591that's one technologically advanced watamelon
>>23761591this is actually a predigivolutionWatamelon is already a Mega level Watamon
>>23774609how much would a watamelon painting go for?
>>23776531Watamelon enthusiasts would pay a decent amount for a quality Watamelon painting
Just a little bit longer
Smug melon. How does she do it?
>>23806324Incredible confidence and immense power
>>23411377"it's dangerous to go out alone, take this"
>>23818552what does she do for link?
just a bit more
to another succesfull harvest
>>23821505Smuggly look at enemies. Uses RolloutTeamkills.
>>23811300>>23816440>>23823833In the end, this farmer didn't summon it in time.