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Which holo do people want as a bride the most?
A ranking is welcome too

>> No.23238509

>>23238483
Aqua

>> No.23238547
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>>23238483

>> No.23238548

wheezing wolf

>> No.23238577

>>23238509
Fpbp

>> No.23238605

pomu

>> No.23238611

I am already married to Mio

>> No.23238697

Pekora > Botan > Ame > Ina > Korone > Fauna > Gura
For me, at least.

>> No.23238833

>>23238483
Haachama

>> No.23238952

>>23238483
Sui chan

>> No.23238985
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23238985

she is already my wife

>> No.23239054

Choco, no contest

>> No.23239065

>>23238483
for EN Fauna and it's not even close

>> No.23239094

>>23239065
>vegan
No way.

>> No.23239171

>>23238483
i want to wed polka and then spend the rest of my life violently discharging inside her.

>> No.23239213
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Mooner

>> No.23239240

>>23238483
For me:
1 Sora
2 Aqua
3 my oshi

>> No.23239245

>>23238483
Am I in the wrong for saying Okayu? I want my fat wife with a husky voice. I bet we would have a very comfy life.

>> No.23239287

I want to marry Okayu.
I'd give it a go with the other girls but I don't feel the same way.

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>> No.23239365

>>23239094
>Not respecting your partner enough so that you can both have your own diets
You can go without meat for a couple nights a week anon

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>>23239245
Not at all anon, she's a close second only behind my cute wolf wife

>> No.23239462

>>23238483
The one that is a virgin.

>> No.23239547

>>23239094
I'm literally vegan because of fauna

>> No.23239552
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23239552

I want to tame this witch by pampering her for the rest of her life.

>> No.23239646

It depends on the person, but the most obvious choices are Mio, followed extremely closely by Choco. Of course the best girl for you should be your oshi.

>> No.23239671

>>23239462
So, no one?

>> No.23239684

>>23239094
Name one thing wrong with that
Fauna would never force you to be vegan as well, at most you would need to cook your own meat

>> No.23239732

>>23239365
if it was diet but it's pretty much an ideological thing.

>> No.23239737

>>23239646
But my oshi is Korone and I can't think of her in a romantic context. To me, she is the physical manifestation of joy.

>> No.23239867

>>23239365
>>23239684
vegans will never not hold a level of contempt for meat eaters; its might be an acceptable level for friendships but I don't think a romantic relationship would survive it

>> No.23239922

>>23239684
>>23239365
I know Fauna isn't the type of vegan to try and convert those around her, but that is a big difference from being married to a nonvegan. A lot of vegans can't even stomach the smell of cooked meat. And while it might not be a big deal in the honeymoon phase, meals eventually will become an issue.

>> No.23240000

>>23239462
uhhhhhh

>> No.23240110

all you fictosexuals

>> No.23240221

>>23240110
shut up tranny

>> No.23240276

>>23239922
Being a vegan in a family that isn't, I can tell you that the smell is a little annoying but it's not a big deal.
>>23239867
...but I am disgusted by women who eat meat.

>> No.23240453

>>23238483
Marine

>> No.23240547

>>23238483
I think "housewife" would be the right word for what she meant

>> No.23240747

Doesn’t Pekora suck at cooking?

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>>23240276

>> No.23240924

>>23238952
I'll take her sister instead.

>> No.23241567

Choco. She can cook, clean and be lewd. Perfect wife material desu

>> No.23241768

>no one wants wamy
I WILL BECOME WAMY HUSBANDO

>> No.23242631

>>23239684
>Name one thing wrong with that
Well, not eating meat for starters.

>> No.23242720

>>23242631
I’m gonna make her eat my meat

>> No.23242760

dykes dont make good brides

>> No.23242773

>>23239054
>>23241567
But she’s a whore

>> No.23242800

>>23242631
If it was just that it would be one thing but that's a vegetarian, vegans are political about their food.

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Not even a choice

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>>23242819

>> No.23243099

rurudo drew towa in a wedding dress...

>> No.23243369
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23243369

1. Irys
2. Gura
3. Okayu
4. Pekora
5. Ame

>> No.23243413

>>23238509
Kill yourself faggot she's mine and always will be

>> No.23243664

>>23243369
Remember they are all milionares and can afford daily niggerdick, so why would they need you?

>> No.23243763

>>23243664
I have white dick, worth twice as much

>> No.23243805

okay hard more, they need to be attracted to men

>> No.23243817

>>23239462
Kanata maybe

>> No.23243927

I want my cute shark wife

>> No.23244108

>>23238483
Does it count if she's already a wife?

>> No.23244144

>>23238483
Pekora.
To safeguard her from all you while creatures out there.

>> No.23244254

>>23241768
I don't want an alcoholic wife

>> No.23244795

>>23244254
I can fix her

>> No.23245057

>>23238509
Why would you want to marry a retard?

>> No.23245652

>>23245057
who wouldn't?

>> No.23245811

>>23239365
Vegan isn't vegetarian you fucking retard. Vegan is a religious choice, you ever deviating from the diet yourself is a sign of disrespect to her. Yes, you could make it work but if you actually love her, you'll eventually just adapt because she'll be more important to you than your diet. And if you don't love her that much, it will just become a point of tension.

>> No.23245853

>>23245057
I can shut-in with her for the rest of my life

>> No.23245886

>>23238483
For me, Iroha would be my preference. Someone young and healthy who knows how to take care of herself. I don't need a mother like most people here want.

>> No.23245897

>>23238483
Reine. She's rich.

>> No.23245951

>>23238483
My oshi. There is no ranking or opinions beside that.
Except Mori, she's F- tier.

>> No.23245961

>>23238483
JP Mio.
EN Fauna.
ID Kaela.

>> No.23246062

All the depressed bitches (Shion, Kronii, Polka) sorry but I will have kids with them and I will save them

>> No.23246068

I want to marry towa...

>> No.23247078

>>23245897
You can’t marry a dyke

>> No.23247162

>>23247078
>he doesn't know

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>>23239646
.

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Nice Fauna thread! Fear not!
Ed
Edd
Eddy
Eddie
Eduardo

>> No.23248327

>>23245961
>Kaela
Impeccable taste.

>> No.23248452

Irys. Easily. After that, Okayu.

>> No.23248532

>>23247078
I don't know what the Indonesian constitution says, or if they even have one, but I bet it doesn't say I can't have a farce marriage for political reasons to a rich dyke.

>> No.23248627

>>23246068
i will marry towa first

>> No.23248757

>>23238509
Based

>> No.23248787

>>23238483
>2022
>barely any mention of ame
How times have changed...
I will be the final teamate

>> No.23248792

IRyS
IRyS
IRyS
IRyS
IRyS
IRyS

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>>23246068
>>23248627
Too late

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I need to marry and inseminate the wolf. I'm going to repopulate Japan with this woman and no one is going to stop me!

>> No.23249085

What does it take to be considered a good wife? Just knowing how to cook and clean? That's a maid not a wife.

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>>23238483
Aki Motherfucking Rosenthal

Verification not required

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Might be in the minority, but I think Marine would make a good wife.

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>>23238483

>> No.23249406

>>23248792
Irys is like a mail order bride who you bring to your country, and she doesn’t know half the things work.

>> No.23249418

>>23249085
No it's not, maids only clean.

>> No.23249478

>>23249351
Marriage without breeding is literally impossible. Breeding is the only God-ordained function of marriage.

>> No.23249544

>>23249351
I WILL go to Japan and I WILL fix their birthrate via impregnating sex with vtubers

>> No.23249564

>>23249085
In the real world, it's someone who will raise your children but most modern people want humanity to die out after them so then they look for more superficial things like a maid or a prostitute or a best friend.

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>>23238483
1. Coco
2. IRyS
3. Lui

>> No.23249625

1. Pomu
2. Elira
3. Fauna
4. Irys
5. Kronii maybe (idk)

If I spoke Japanese Mio and Subaru would replace Irys and Kronii.

>> No.23249635

>>23249564
no, according to his definition that's a nanny

>> No.23249657

No holomem would be a good wife, women are only single if there is something wrong with them.

>> No.23249666

>>23249197
I still remember the SC reading where she was trying to lewd and people kept sending stuff saying how cute she was and they wanted to marry her. Then she got really flustered and embarrassed about it.

>> No.23249726

>>23238483
Ina. She's almost perfect and would make an excellent tradwife.

>> No.23249734

>>23249478
both tiers includes marriage+breeding don't worry my Godly brother
the 2 tiers more represent the top being a primal and unfettered desire to turn them into breeding sows and repopulate the earth endlessly with my seed, the second being a little more restrained and just wanting to make them happy wives with a child or 2.

>> No.23249998

>>23249734
In that case, godspeed.

>> No.23250066

>>23249625
>Pomu
Didn’t she remove her womb or some shit?

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>>23238697
>>23239065
>>23239365
>>23239684
>>23242819
>>23242981
>>23245961
>>23249625
>Fauna

>> No.23250154

>>23250107
She’s the most feminine in all of EN

>> No.23250184

>>23250154
and you happen to be the most feminine on the board

>> No.23250189

>>23250154
She's also a whore and taken

>> No.23250200

>>23250154
But unless you're masculine enough to bring her back to reality, she's just going to make you feminine.

>> No.23250301

>>23250066
It won't matter, I'm too virile.

>> No.23250302

Wife:
Suichan
Aki
Moona

Daughter:
Haachama

Sister:
Subaru

Childhood friend:
Korone

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>>23249618
>tfw you will never be Kazuma

>> No.23250327

>>23250200
what does that even mean?

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>>23239065
>>23239094
>>23239365


I would have no problems with a vegan chick, since I just correct her incorrect worldviews with dickings and or spankings anyways #yesallwomen

>> No.23250411
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23250411

A-chan
Choco
Aki
Lui
Marine
Lamy
Polka
Noel
Sora
Iofi

>> No.23250423

Ranking among EN

1. Irys
2. Fauna
3. Sana
4. Ame
5. Ina
6. Bae
7. Mumei
8. Kiara (If she gets over her androphobia that she rises above Ame)
9. Gura
10. Kronii & Mori

Honestly it was really hard deciding after the first 3. Everyone else seems to have a few dealbreakers that would make married life a bit of a challenge to say the least.

>> No.23250456

>>23250302
>Moona
literally autistic

>> No.23250881

>>23250423
>8. Kiara (If she gets over her androphobia that she rises above Ame)
she just needs a loving husband (me)

>> No.23251017

>>23250387
Sounds desperate anon

>> No.23251165

>>23250154
except that's ina you faggot

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>>23251017


That's just the way it is anon. If you spend your life looking for 'the one' you don't need to take any effort on, you will indeed be spending your whole life, in vain. Waifus are not just found, they're made.

>> No.23251454

i will marry towa right before the hagfuckers begin to care about her to assert my love is for her and not by some arbitrary metric

>> No.23251536

>>23251454
Your just a hag lover getting in slightly early. We see through your shit.

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I just want Choco Sensei to be happy.

>> No.23251597
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Reminder they'd all cheat on you with other girls even if you had them as brides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLN1XExpd8

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>>23243664
>afford daily niggerdick
what an utterly baffling post

>> No.23251719

>>23239213
B:96
W:66
H:103

>> No.23251726
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>>23238483
Has over 1000 husbands

>> No.23251751

>>23238509
I made this post

>> No.23251781

>>23251719
No one would ever want that fatass, but I’m willing to make that sacrifice, you know just so she won’t die alone

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>>23243664
>>23251640

>> No.23251981
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>>23251781
Whatever do you mean anon, those proportions are literally perfect.

>> No.23252171

>>23251597
>mentally ill /u/schizo attempts to be relevant
Sad...

>> No.23252291

Aqua, Marine, Gura, Baelz, Moona for me

>> No.23252417

Moona is literally the reason I signed up for an Indonesian "mail order" bride site. I'm going to Indonesia later this year to meet with a few girls to see how it goes.

>> No.23252457

>>23252417
majority of them are brown and muslim, anon. moona is an extreme outlier.

>> No.23252664

>>23252457
isn't she mixed?

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>>23238483
Actually we're already married

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>>23252171
That's pretty ironic coming from a mouthbreathing incel fantaszing about lesbians being his brides.

>> No.23253902

>>23250189
>has bf
>taken
Beta mindset. Competition is natural

>> No.23253914

>>23245811
>Vegan is a religious choice
No, it's not. Veganism is a moral choice because they think it's unethical/immoral to consume animals and the products derived from animals. Theoretically, if a cow could consent to being milked or eaten, a vegan could ethically consume that cow's meat/milk/butter/cheese.

>> No.23253977

>>23248096
Does /vt/ even know this meme?

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>>23238483
I'm gonna marry, breed, and save Polka

>> No.23254005

>>23253977
I don’t

>> No.23254080
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>>23252664


Her family comes from dutch colonials, from back when the spice islands were a nederlander outpost.

>> No.23254100

>>23253778
Lesbianism isn't real, femcel

>>23253902
No one on this board is EVER going to be competition, plus she is used goods.

>> No.23254145

>>23253914
>Vegan is a religious choice
>No, it's not.

>Veganism is a moral choice
You literally just contradicted yourself

>> No.23254354

>>23253977
>meme
>he thinks it's a meme
Oh anon...

>> No.23254393

Polka and subaru would make the most amazing wives

>> No.23254424

>>23242773
Kill yourself.

>> No.23254827
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23254827

Polka. But Motherly types like Mio and Lui would be good too.

>> No.23255230

There are several scenarios

1. Met a girl in Japan and start dating her. When our relationship became very close she finally tell me she's a Vtuber called Roboco. We continue our relationship in secret.

2. Getting accepted into Holostars, went to offline meetings with the management and met with A-chan there. As we met more and more we start going out together until finally going steady. No shit show because A-chan is just employee and Holostars aren't that big.

I don't know what kind of scenario for Risu.

>> No.23255532

>>23238483
Kiara because you can get her to cosplay the other members

>> No.23256972

>>23255532
I certainly would fuck kiara irl

>> No.23258584

>>23254080
>Believing the londho depok theory
Either you're not from Jakarta or you're a moron

>> No.23260322

I want to marry Ame. But NTR her with Mumei.

>> No.23262310

Watame

>> No.23263661

>>23258584


I do believe it. You can share your own theories for why someone that pale would be born and live in Indonesia.

>> No.23263791

Probably Bae since there wouldn't be any culture shock cause we're both Aussies. But Luna would be a solid second since she seems to be pretty into modelling as stuff.

>> No.23264230

I will marry the foxy hag Fubuki and cuck all those who call her friend

>> No.23266124

La+

>> No.23266540

>>23238483
After reading this I can safely say she's right about one thing: She's a comedian.

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>>23238483
Kiara is the most wife-able woman in Hololive.

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