/nasfaqg/

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Music channel fuckery edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4 (special divs edition): [YouTube] OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT (embed)

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embread) (embed)
Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>22947963

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Chama!

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ohhhh shit and piss

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This is the future you chose.
Constant x10 of Mori and Suisei.
I'm fucking off forever, dead and boring game.

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I should fix my scripts, 10x anya might be too such even for me.

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>>23045932
>Research 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

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There was an attempt.

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>>23046269
forgive my retardation

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>>23046001
I, for one, will unironically welcome the good ol days of stable 30% div returns.

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>>23045020

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>>23047071
>average market today
joe...

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>>23047071
>plastic nuts
I fucking love you bro

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>>23047071
>numbers love
yeah

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>>23047071
>red suisei
it knew...
>>23047141
hie

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Shit I almost forgor

Suisei will never go below 20k again.

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>>23047271
(*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ

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>>23047548
the curse....

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>>23047582
I wonder which one of those is the one I saved (this is from an 5-month-old abayo)

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>>23047790
I think I dated/tagged them all as I was uploading them. The highlighted one is the one on the word cloud and the last time I was able to open it in Audition.

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>>23047968
Ah, it is that one, I forgot I could check the metadata, it is the same one

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>>23048243
https://litter.catbox.moe/ddet0x.flac

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The /vt/ tower thread is still going strong! Go forth and larp.
>>23030503

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>>23048446
I fucking kneel
Thanks a ton
also catbox can play flac directly now? pretty based

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>>23048514
isn't this /vtwng/ but whit more shitposting and less autismo?

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>>23049039
Kill yourself

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>>23049039
Basically yes.

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>>23048514
which one of you faggots was >>23048412

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>miko at 34k
so close...

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>>23045932
oh no wiggers

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>>23049484
>>23032013
death to mahjong

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>>23050090
>He can't play mahjong

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ABAYO!

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>>23053670

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honk... re-balance...

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>>23055346
re-balancing what? this looks perfectly normal

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will honk ever interfere with rushia's price or is it still safe to buy her?

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I love my wife Ninomae Ina'nis so much for these thumbnails.
They just never get old

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>>23056259
honk boring af so he will never interfere

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I have been ejected from the deadbeat sandwich...

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I have made a decision
Today, I shall drink
Thank you for your attention

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>>23057697
Perfect, I was looking to drink as well. Cheers.

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>>23057697
KAMPAI
What are you drinking tonight anon?

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>>23057697
>>23057917
>>23057926
You guys drink too?

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>>23057917
>>23057926
>>23058087
Cheers!
The sima I've mentioned previously

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>>23057926
>>23058173
Limoncello for me, cheapest and strongest thing I could find and lemons are nice this one isn't the creme version tho so it has more of a kick

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>>23058309
Lemon drinks are so good, once a friend of mine made me a drink and I just can't stop drinking it.
What I can recommend is jack daniels and watermelon juice, it's SOOO good it's crazy

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>>23058372
>watermelon juice
you a nigger? honest question.

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>>23058087
I have many many ciders and I plan on drinking all of them!
>>23058173
Lemon sima? Enjoy!
>>23058309
Very nice, and I agree. Lemons are great.

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>>23058442
I fucking love lemons

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>>23058442
>>23058488
I fucking love lemons too but not as much as I love (you)

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>>23058424
You ask this question anyone you meet that says the word watermelon?
Watermelon Whiskey Cocktail, google that.

And do, I'm not, even tho it would be nice to be one, +40% to stealing money from brokers and electronic stuff from shops.

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>>23058556
Love you too bro

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>>23058556
Love you too man!

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>>23057536
You fool.
You got ejected right into the core of a deadbeat sandwich. Now you will become one of them.

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>>23057917
>>23058087
>>23058087
So what's your battleplan? Are you planning on doing anything?

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>>23059262
I wish I could do my nasfaq crush

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>>23059405
who is your nasfaq crush?

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imma go take a fat shit anons, tell me what happens with the markets while im out

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>>23059252
kek, great edit

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>>23059595
sigh

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ooooh ngmi

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>>23059595
Konnui

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this is a picture of tokoyami towa

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>>23064698
No, that's Tortellini Tostada.

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Just opened this thread and did NOT read a SINGLE fucking post above mine. Start talking about Towa. NOW.

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>>23065241
Make us, you fuckin' noodle-armed nerd.

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>>23065241
towa is still on break and im breaking down there is nothing to say

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Tokoyami more like village bikeyami amirite

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>>23065410

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>>23065241
I love you lets pretend im towa

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When Suisei’s dead, she’ll drag Miko with her

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>>23065328
You need a vacation. How about playing mahjong?

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>>23065529

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>>23065241
I like KanaTowa, I think they're cute together and their voices go well with each other.

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>>23065599
consider: hoshitowa

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for me it's towamori

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for me it's towatowa

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>>23067184
for me is me x (you)

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>>23066702
>>23066857
no
>>23067184
yes

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a network including too much mori and too little sovl

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>>23067396
Alright, now show the ones for Suisei and Sora.

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>>23067453
suzy is right there you dumb nigger

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>>23067453
>Sora.
FUCK, I still have her at 10x.

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>>23067396
>Tower bought Towa
What the hell? He's back? Can I be freed now?

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>>23067480
There are way more than 6 fucking people multibuying Suzy.

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>>23067396
I'm always happy that I'm finally included on here, but now it's made me wonder how many times I've been on here before I noticed like 3 networks ago.

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>>23067396
>one of the deadbeats didn't trade for two days
what did he mean by this

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>>23067651
I kidnapped them and they are currently in my basement while I torture him to give me his login and password so I can take ownership of their assets.

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Take this as a warning, this is what you get when you acquire the nasfaq tako gf.

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>>23067729
can you do that to me? that sounds really hot honestly

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>>23067786
>Warning
It's encouragement

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>>23067453
no, i despise spider webs
>>23067536
not sure, but i can assure you that he bought towa

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>>23067811
Sent me your portfolio and we can figure something out.

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>>23067985
cba to screenshot but its toothpaste

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>>23067977
Well, I know that much that he bought Towa, I had his number of 47269 Towa hard ingrained into my memory of his stopping point. Plus some other suspicions that he's been lurking around.
Nice to see him back, though a really shitty time for him to be back since Towa's gone.

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>>23068075
no photo - no kidnaping.

Maybe some towa or deadbeat will bother wasting time on you

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I need Kanata to come back down quicker so I can reinvest the money I made selling her back into her.

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>>23068354
>Maybe some towa or deadbeat will bother wasting time on you
even fucking better

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>>23068354
>some towa
kenzoku are not towa even though they dress like her

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>>23068647
I wouldn't call it better.

They will just make you buy towa and leave, no teasing, no actual kidnapping. just a 15-minute job.

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>>23068719
/become/ Towa

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you will never save the fandead. They're all mine!

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>>23068719
/become/ Towa

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>>23068759
I love towa and i get the kenzoku pass from yheir head honcho I got nothing to fear

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>>23068647
>>>deadbeat

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>>23068802
Dumb cat (true)

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Can you guys sell more Ayamy please? Thanks.

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sometimes i wish that we are not so conservative in adding chuubas to the game. will surely liven the thread for sure, for better or for worse.

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Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Yes, I am aware of the impossibly high approximate ROI for new accounts – this is due to the fact that their average net worth is lagging behind their net worth at dividends. I do not want to slash the numbers in any way

>Game Activity
• There have been 231 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is a whopping 25 more active players than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 17.04.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 24.04.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 23.04.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

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>>23070606
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

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c-c-combo breaker

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>>23070646
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

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>>23070700
based

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>>23070700
based

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>>23070714
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

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>>23068802
>Knockoff version of her Nekomancer Princess outfit
>But we added a lens flare animation!
I legitimately can't even force myself to feel even disappointment at Micheal Cat anymore. I'm so fucking tired.

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>>23070606
>stopped trying to zero liquid for divs
>8 places up in total weekly profit
im so conflicted.

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>>23070700
based

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>>23070824
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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>>23070646
Glad to see I did well thank you for thereport, maybe I should oshicoin less and see where it gets me thank you for the report bros!

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>>23070646
I really should trade more and better...

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>>23071475
I'll give you some great advice if you put on the dress I sent you.

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>>23070646
>that trading overview ranking
Rushia is expensive OK.

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>>23071533
hands off the fandead buddy

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>>23070882
Total weekly profit this week is wild, same with last week - it's largely inflation/Rushia driven. I wasn't even trading for half a week and got much higher than usual, solely by the virtue of wallet appreciation on those inflation coins offsetting the crashing market.

>>23071163
Oshicoining is always, by definition, an unwise financial decision (since you're treating your oshi preferentially to other coins), which is what makes it 'soulful'. Yes, even if it's Mori/Suisei. Try one week without oshicoining unless you're in a precarious position and see where you land, or just request a ledger to see how much money you've spent/lost on taxation with your oshi.

>>23071475
You should spend that 1 billion! Weekly dividends would be in the ~70-80m range for you then, and you could convert your liquid into coins relatively safely in two-three weeks. Also, try to figure out multicoin strategies.

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Stop adding me to your reports, I finally was able to dodge the network.

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>>23072257
No.

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honk add rurudo

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>>23072173
Thank you for the reply, I'm sorry my post wasn't very coherent I'm a little under the influence. That is what Grammarly autocorrect is for though! I want to see how well I do without oshicoining, but I would fall out of the fat stack race. My crown is not in danger but I want to be one of the first to hit 200k oshi or 500k or whatever milestone you know? Thank you for doing what you do, these reports are always great to see friend. Have a good night

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>>23072623
honk. release the beast and add every prominent coins in the game. even dead ones

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honk add holostars

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>>23072852
and by coins i mean vtubers. especially the OG's. i desperately need lulu coin

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>>23072739
Ah, if you're in the fat stack race, then oshicoining is unlikely to influence your trading ranking much outside of "Investments" on your Oshi alone, since you have enough liquid to trade/invest into everything else to a reasonable degree. Thankfully, user ledgers can separate all earnings by coin, so you can deduct the financial losses on Oshi to see your performance, this is what I usually do.

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>>23073122
there is no race because lolibaba's lead is too large why bother really

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>>23073177
weak.

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>>23070606
>made more money than cypher
HUH?

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>>23073122
Yeah I'm sort of satisfied with my raw trading income since it's I guess kind of high? I might just give up on the race anyways because as >>23073177 said there's no way to catch up since you can only buy 10 in one go, there is no way you can climb in that race yet unless someone's PC breaks or they have to have it off

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>>23071475
fandead who thought he was best trader not so tough after getting 1 bil in anal liquid more on page 9

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>>23073600
On second thoughts I don't know why I started caring about the race, I just want to buy a lot of my oshi that's why I'm oshicoining. I will try my best to trade well but I'm not giving that up

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>>23073358
Congratulations!

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honk add Elira and only Elira of all Nijis

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You can get user ledgers by asking me or tri

Point and laugh and so on

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>>23073843
You forgot Rosemi

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>>23073935
post mine you pussy, I bet you won't

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>>23074067
>Whoresemi
No

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>>23070824
one of the riggers is a pippa fan

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>>23072257
dodging the network means youre either not buying your oshi or you have none of your oshi to sell when she does spike

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>/vt/tower thread pruned
what the fuck happened

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>>23074781
no fun allowed

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>>23074781
The /vtwbg/ cabal running the board called hit on the possible competition.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 23,994,758, a 0.57% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 369,150. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,368,251 shares, or 9.87% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 45,398 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 44):
>Aqua :: +7%
>Nana :: +5.8%
>Suisei :: +4.7%
>Melfissa :: +4.1%
>Kanaeru :: +3.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 21):
>Pochimaru :: -5.4%
>Kanata :: -3.9%
>Reine :: -3.7%
>Moona :: -3.4%
>Aki :: -3.1%

2 coins (Baelz, Lamy) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $201,511.36, which is a decrease of 0.94% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $576,738,919,898.91, which is a decrease of 2.5% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,036.04. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Rushia currently has the highest value, at $49,973,492,950.29 in total market value, or 8.66% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $384,879,983.13 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Moona :: +58.3%
>Miko :: +46.0%
>Pochimaru :: +40.5%
>Aki :: +36.3%
>Iroha :: +28.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Sora :: -49.7%
>Suisei :: -37.1%
>Calliope :: -23.6%
>Okayu :: -21.2%
>Watame :: -20.6%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $577,322,492, which is a decrease of 50.46% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $910,797,087.01 today, an increase of 9.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Pochimaru :: +35.8%
>Kanaeru :: +12.4%
>Ayamy :: +5.6%
>Mio :: +5%
>Ina'nis :: +2.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Civia, Rushia, Haato, Lamy) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins (Kiara, Kanata, HLuna) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>6 coins (Towa, Matsuri, Kovalskia, AZKi, Sana, Mel) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Suisei :: $993.96 Up
>Calliope :: $749.83 Up
>Aqua :: $631.10 Up
>Sora :: $553.19 Up
>Moona :: $363.79 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kiara :: $2.16 Down
>Mel :: $2.36 Up
>Lamy :: $2.75 Up
>Nabi :: $4.64 Up
>Luna :: $5.14 Down

Overall Average movement was $48.73 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $151.56 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$126.94 per hour.

If you're wondering where the rest of the Q1 Market Report is, I got smacked with the seasonal flu. And yes, I did confirm it's not the Coconut Virus.. Your patience is appreciated.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>23070824
Bruh, did you say least saw her opening screen of that video? She not leaving breadcrumbs, she's leaving the whole bread.

[Anonymous No.]

It's finally done.

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>>23075503
Ooohhh I need to coconut

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>>23078015
>not aegi

[Anonymous No.]

If I become a full fledge tako will my trades improve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078445
Buy everything in multiples of 8 it WILL improve your trading

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>>23078542
I bought 8 of mori, do I win now?

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>>23078440
I OCR'd them from the actual bootleg Chinese DVD because all of the .srt links I could find had egregious timing mistakes. Turns out the DVD itself is full of weird glitches where 5-15 seconds of video repeat, I ended up with the same timings.
SE has OCR built-in. Aegisub couldn't have done the bizarre black magic 88-point sync that actually fucking worked, wish I'd have taken a screenshot.

[Anonymous No.]

HONK RURUDO COIN WHENNNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078542
Time to buy Kronii in multiples of 8

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23078625
I'm proud of you anon

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>>23070882
pain tako

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075503
take care. and always remember that you don't eat the coconut shells.

[Anonymous No.]

Honk I want my wife in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083887
how to fix NASFAQ: replace Rushia coin with her.
Everyone keeps their current coins, but the icon+name changes and her numbers are connected to her new channel. All the retards who have been 10xing Rushia lose everything as the coin deflates.

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>>23083887
her new avatar fits her much more, the schizo menhera vibe is stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083887
She looks like she'd stab me.

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>>23084599
Because she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23084599
she embraced her strongest powers: mental illness

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>>23085004
>>23085256
Well I'm gonna go back to making jokes about her sucking the money out of your wallet upon watching her streams for more than 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23084599
You say that like it's a bad thing

Sent from a Nokia 2720 V Flip

[Anonymous No.]

Eyepatch mikecat is pretty cute ngl

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>>23085379
>Burner phone

[Anonymous No.]

where can I find a Nokia 5210 that isn't made from China?

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'Night

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>>23087851
Good night

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>>23087955
NightRys

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>>23087955
>>23088210
delet this
immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>23088449
Buy my IRyS horns and maybe I will

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>>23086109
They make phones out of porcelain now?
That thing is old. As in old enough that it was probably only Made in Finland or Germany or something.
Last phone out of Salo was the 808 PureView.
Lumia 800 was Made in China and the post-Microsoft ones were made in "old Nokia"'s plants in Vietnam. "new" Nokia/HMD makes all of its shit in China.