/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I miss /uuu/

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>>23039554
What are you waiting for, some facts about citrus fruits?

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I hope Fauna is okay. I felt so bad for her. She seemed really embarrassed and frustrated with the game.

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Had to do IRL reps yesterday and I think watching Fauna has made me noticeably less of a miserable person
Really miss this Kirin but she deserves a rest after a great week of streams

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is fauna cute

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>>23042701
Do you guys just call any action a "rep"?

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>>23043092
Well, unless you do something for the very first time, it will always be a repetition of something you've done in the past.

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>>23039554
It's a shame Fauna didn't seem to enjoy AC as much as she thought she would, I still have hope the pirate gameplay will make her like the game more.

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>>23043172
But people call watching a new vod a "rep" too, even if they've never watched it before. Is it a rep because you've watched any other vod before?
Just seems like an overused word to me.
>just did my toilet reps for the day, feeling good!
>sleeping reps are done for the night, time to get on my cooking reps
>my studying reps were preceded by my walking to school reps. Later, I will do my walking reps, only in reverse
>I've done my video game reps today and they was very fun. Time for my napping reps until it's time for another hygiene rep in the shower

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I havent seen the usual schedule concerner
Im gonna concern for them

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>>23043371
It's philosophical commentary on how humans generally live monotonous lives where we go through the same set of circular actions until we die

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>>23045815
Become Magellan, or Chris Columbus or other explorers. Easy

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>>23042789
Does the pope shit in the woods?

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>>23046615
There's only so much left to explore, mostly in the ocean floor which is not something you can explore easily.
So no, you can't be an explorer in the classical sense.

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I've shaved my head bald today in order to be more appealing to Fauna

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>>23042701
holy shit she looks really good with that hairstyle

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>>23045815
Sounds to me like you're comparing real life with an imagined idealized one. Better get used to it, this is how things have worked since the dawn of time.

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>>23043371
I'd unironically list all of these as reps since it's all things I aim to improve on. Yes, pooping too.

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>>23049337
I wish you the best of luck in your self improvement journey, poop sapling

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>>23049322
Yeah, it fits her mom persona.

>>23049337
Then you have a very limited vocabulary. Nobody taught you that variety and precise language makes your writing more pleasant to read? Sounds like you could use some more english reps, anon.

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>>23049476
thanks !
drinking more water and adding some fiber helped a lot

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>>23048731
Autistic?

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>>23039960
What happened?

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>>23049313
Make sure to buy a long haired wig so she can brush your hair too

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>>23050108
Why

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>>23050174
She just took a long time to "get" the game, which let to some frustration on her part and chats. She started understanding it and enjoy it a lot more in the final 30-60 minutes, but then had to end the stream for a council meeting. Hope she gives it another shot now that she got her ship and can start being a real pirate but im honestly 50/50 on if she will or not.

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>>23050174
Dunno if he is talking about black flag or the other game she played for her members.
My bet is on black flag.

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Keep working on your 日本語 reps Fauna, I wanna see a proper collab with Watame...

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>>23050293
You’re taking every post at face value and trying to “clarify” things no one gives a shit about.

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>>23050359
Yeah, i was thinking the same. At least the next stream will be more enjoyable now that the introduction part of the game is out of the way.
I skipped all the AC games in between Revelations and Origins-Odyssey so I'm assuming it has the same formula. A big introductory portion of the game that you have to complete before letting you play freely around the unlocked areas.

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>>23050587
Welcome to 4chan.

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what does squeeb even mean

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has there been a needier fanbase than Saplings?

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>>23050780
Cum.
>>23050791
Chumbuds.

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>>23050695
You’re new as hell if you can’t tell regular internet autism from genuine real-world autism. Go to /hirys/ and lurk for a few thread and you’ll figure it out.

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>>23050841
Do not spread lies about squeeb. You will be composted for this treachery.

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>>23050843
Used to live there, it has changed for the worse so i only check it out sparingly.
I'm just dense enough to take posts at face value, not to mention my ESL ass.
In the end, who cares.

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>>23050634
>>23050359
Black Flag is not the best introductory game to AC in general. It's a gaiden game and has extensive boat stuff not part of the usual AC design. In a way it's probably a good pick if you don't have any further interest in the AC series itself.

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>>23050998
Guess I'm not missing much, not really a fan of the boat stuff anyway. Hope she enjoys it more the next time she plays it.

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*blocks your progress*
nothin personnel kirin

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>>23051810
I literally can't play AC on controller, feels wrong. PC controls are way more intuitive.

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>>23050396
definitely black flag, you can see the pain train really kick into full gear when she reaches the fort

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Did you workout today?

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>>23052066
No, it's rest day.

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>>23052011
Yeah, she expressed that she didn't feel like the game and her were on the same page at all, and it's totally true. If you don't know the "AssCreedisms" like jumping into a bale of hay or abusing the counter system, the tutorial is really lacking.
It doesn't help that you don't really control your character as much as vaguely point him in a direction and hope for the best, all in the name of being "cinematic".

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>>23049313

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>>23039554
I miss Bae

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>>23053272
I've never fallen asleep with ASMR, sleeping with my headphones on just isn't comfortable

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>>23050791
I suggest you visit the towa split sometime. Don't post though, you might agitate them

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>>23052066
Nigga it's Sunday

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>>23053452
When we can get Fauna transmissioned straight to the brain I'll finally be able to truly enjoy and fall asleep to ASMR. I can technically fall asleep to Fauna but i always have to wake up after it ends so i can take my headphones off

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Fauna lives in my head rent free so I don't usually miss her much

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>>23053620
Towa fags don't even watch Towa, but still manage to be obsessed with her. Can't believe it's all cause of some minor yab that happened when she just came out, no one gave a fuck about Towa before she was forced to go on break.

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Fauna's foot-like hand...

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>>23050780
https://youtu.be/HxiqDn2xaH8

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>>23053452
>>23056335
maybe its quite inelegant but i listen to it with in-ear headphones. I can fall asleep on my back or my side without discomfort. And usually they end up by my side from me rolling around

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>>23056544
She's so fucking precious

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>>23056544
anyone got a clip of her singing "don't squeeb"?

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Collab with Lui and Chammers

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>>23058539
That's gonna be a beautiful mess. Fauna is the most inept at Japanese in the entire company. She can't even get rid of the stereotypical American accent when trying to speak other languages

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>>23058539
The Haachama collab looks to be something different. I think it’s just Fauna and Lui for the Japanese lesson.

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>>23058539
pretty sure Chama is just collabing with Lui, not Fauna.

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>>23058645
>>23058653
yeah it's only Lui, i'm drunk

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>>23058539
12am EST oh god why

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>>23058580
>She can't even get rid of the stereotypical American accent when trying to speak other languages
The arigatou that she says in SC reading streams is pretty good though, at the very least she knows how to pronounce the R, which is saying a lot for an American.

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>>23058826
It’s better than Kronii rolling every R and L she comes across.

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>>23058580
>She can't even get rid of the stereotypical American accent when trying to speak other languages
>A girl with an American accent cannot get rid of her accent
??????????????????????????

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Imagine Fauna collabing with Haachama........

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>>23059725
I hope she comes back permanently changed

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>>23050998
Should have probably started with 2 or Brotherhood or even Valhalla

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>>23039554
I miss her too

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>>23056544
squeeb

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>>23059725
Haachama is apparently her type, so...

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Kiara is playing wind waker, i want Fauna to play it just so she can see the koroks. She'd probably find the game cute too

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I used to joke about missing Fauna but nowadays I actually do miss Fauna when she's not streaming, I got way too attached to her.

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>>23061689
Has she mentioned playing other Zelda games before? I can't remember

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>>23062772
I think I remember in the Crunchyroll interview someone asked her about koroks for some reason and she said she's never played Zelda before but would like to eventually

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>>23062206
keep missing fauna and you'll have to manifest your own fauna tulpa. beware anon.

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>>23063233
anon... are you implying...

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>>23063316
I'm not alone anymore!

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>>23063362
What happens if you start missing your fauna tulpa more than the real fauna

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>>23063233
My Fauna tulpa is a complete failure, she won't help me whack off and just screams incredibly loud whenever I check the ingredients on my food and it isn't vegan.
When I try to listen to real Fauna ASMR to sleep she floats above me on the ceiling and squeebs loudly. I'm so tired I just want to sleep.

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>>23063426

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If you're going to be retarded niggers and make these fake threads every fucking time like an obsessive retard just make a real /uuu/ you stupid fags

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>>23057230
I couldn't find a clip but here's a timestamp of one archive https://youtu.be/EeqdQgEfQHY?t=3600

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>>23064600
No

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>>23050791
kronies
teamates
chumpedos

the worst offenders that come to mind

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this artist has been doing all the council members
where the fauna one already

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>>23064758
wtf i like kronii now?

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>>23064758
She hates me

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fauna your schedule reps...

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>>23064758
but he already did?

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>>23066434
Faunas short forearms and really long torso with low navel...

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>>23064758
>draws fauna the most out of all the council members
he's saving the best for last of course

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hope she's not discouraged from playing more asscreed. the way you guys are talking about it she's definitely not streaming it again

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>>23067213
>We
always doompost one degree too hard

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>>23043371
do we tell him?

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>>23046615
That's the same thing, and endless loop of finding something new, getting over it, and going to the next discovery. Sure you might say it's not monotonous cause every discovery is different, but so is every shit you take, and at first the differences might be interesting but after a couple dozen shits they all look the same

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My fellow saplings, do we do anything other than squeeb and miss Fauna

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>>23067213
She didn't say she didn't like it but she was very clearly frustrated at a lot of things, not understanding the controls, not being able to climb certain walls, the current day segments...
She'll almost certainly come back to it at least once but if the ship gameplay doesn't click with her then she'll definitely drop it.

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>>23068671
We do other activities but during those activities we are constantly squeebing and/or missing Fauna

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>>23053452
They make headphones designed to wear while sleeping. They are essentially two soft speakers packed into a plush headband. Doubles as a blindfold this way so you can just tune everything out.

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>>23057230
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/ssu42h/squeeb_squeeb_squeeb_squeeeeb/

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>>23064758
The way he drew Kronii made me mistake her for Ado with big tits for a short moment.

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>>23066434
But this one >>23066434 has correct belly button placement. He’s learning.

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>>23066434
>>23072105
Whoops, meant to say this one is correct >>23064758

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>>23068671
A true sapling would live a moral and virtuous life free from squeebing.

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>>23073500
But Fauna is making me squeeb directly, she forced me to

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>>23073500
Well, a TRUER sapling would know that squeebing is not inherently bad, and is only degenerate when you allow it to consume you.

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>>23073726
All squeebing is under your moral control, saying youre consumed is only an attempt to abandon responsibility. or are you without free will

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>>23039554
stop giving fauna non-natural food

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>>23068671
Cry

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>>23068671
Live my life like a normal person and just wait for her to stream again

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>>23068671
Wait for Fauna to stream

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>>23074552
But she drew it herself.

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>>23074552
But she likes ice cream

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>>23075778
Why do you enjoy lying?

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>>23052066
Fuck are up with those feet, man?

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>>23078705
Why are you looking at her feet?

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>>23079697

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>>23079656
>He doesn't love and admire every millimeter of Fauna's body
Fake sapling

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>>23079744

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>>23079786

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>>23079997
That's awfully natured for being denatured. What are those leaves, flowers, and branches doing?

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>>23080067
this is a unique species where some parts of them bloom in the spring and others only bloom in the summer

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>>23079997
stop deforesting poor fauna

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>>23079997
I can't believe Faufau is dead!

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>>23080521
let fauna rest in peace, you fags.

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What the hell is a Squeeb

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>>23083368
Uuuur mom

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>>23079997
I have no mouth and I must squeeb

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I made this for reasons. Don’t tell the squeebers.

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>>23085723
Scandalous

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it started out ironically but now a few months later i actually do love and miss her.
she made me realize i am indeed lonely but at least her wholesome streams sort of fill the void.

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>>23085804
Unfortunately for me it was never ironic.
Her stream would end and there would just be a void in the pit of my stomach that made me want more. Her ASMRs help but not nearly as much as I'd like.

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>>23085723
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA.. GONNA SQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBB

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>>23086105
to be fair it was only ironic about a week.
i don't know how you day one goslings are still holding on, ive watched vtubers for quite awhile now but only Fauna since like January.

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The image of Fauna against these tropical locales engenders visions of a vast seafaring empire upon whose constituent islands are erected great colossi of Fauna. Why so? Piracy, adventure, and conquest are entailments of the life that is open to and exalts nature; that is to say, the preference for nature over the strictures of human civilization can only result in the pursuit of the free life unless the biological tendency to dissolution already exists in the human organism. Such images of Fauna demand in spirit the life which is measured against nature's standard, which may only be reached in the piratical spirit of adventure which rejects sociality. The outcome of this life in modernity can only be the raising of a pirate standard of a newly cosmopolitan imperialism that resists the parochial pseudo-humanism of resentful political authority such as that we see in many nations and especially China, where there is no respect for the natural conservation, and man's awareness of nature in himself is suppressed by petty historical narcissisms. On the contrary, in the superior pirate empire that looks upon the world with open and scientific eyes, the nature without man is due the same respect as that within it; the ethnic chauvinisms and narcissistic historical theories of our time are made secondary to the participation of man in the nature to which he belong, and Fauna's image amid the fertile rainforests, which are the devouring womb of this earth, is the sign of the duty we have to the free life. One must self-overcome for Fauna. Faunatropicalism will win.

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merch tweet

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The sweatshirt doesn't look too bad

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This is the only time Nemu has ever looked good. Too bad cover doesn't know what they're doing with keychains and these shits are gonna get scratched up if you try to use them properly at all

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>>23085723
oh my

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>>23089721
Anon, there is no nemu on keychain... That's a basic ass deer, nemu is green

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buy birthday merch

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>>23090084
I don't have money.

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What are the chances of the teacup shipping overseas without breaking into a million pieces of sadness

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>>23090084
i already bought everything
even the sweatshirt that i won't be able to wear in public

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>>23090117
just print some

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>>23090084
I already bought 3 sets but I might go for another sweater just in case. Might.

>>23090175
I've bought literally dozens of mugs with all different kinds of packaging and they've all been fine.

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>>23090117
Post your address

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>>23062206
I don't want formula from a bottle, I want it straight from the source!

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>>23089535
It’s still a just a picture slapped in the middle of a white sweater. The art is good, but I wish it had been a poster or something with the sweater being more minimal.

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squeeb

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>>23093436
do not

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>>23093585
*squeebs all over your post*

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>>23090084
I bought a full bday set, and 3 extra teacups. Just need a teapot, a tray, and some actual tea to go with the cups.

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>>23094660
I couldn't afford it, not even the cup or the Keychain. I will buy $100 worth of voice packs to atone for my broke ass.

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>>23089535
>>23089721
Where is this from?

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I think I don't miss Fauna

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>>23095888
yeah me neither

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>>23090084
Finally did it.
I took the time to contemplate, and ended up buying keychain and teacup.
Still can't commit to the sweater as I'd rather wait for next year to see if there's something better designed.

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>>23095831
Fauna just posted it on Twitter

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>>23061689
No, please less kid games.

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>>23090175
It's in a million layers of bubblewrap. Extra bad for nature, but minimal chances of anything breaking.

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>>23096524
I just bought the full package. If something better comes next year, I'll just buy that too.

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>>23089535
i get that it's one size but the fit looks like shit

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>>23059277
to be fair Korean has about the same Ls as Japanese, I'm convinced Kronii is just taking the piss

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>>23099261
Yeah, she definitely is. Like the rolling Krrrrroniichiwa.

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Imagine yourself in the near future happily humming along to a Fauna original song. Congratulations sapling, thats the time line you are in.

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>>23099261
I don’t know, it was just super cringe how in minecraft she kept saying rrrrrrama when speaking to the JPs even when the JPs just said llama.

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>>23099886
>end of April
>less than a week left, no news
she hates us

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>>23068671
Lift until she get back.
sadly I don't have the "Fauna wants you to be healthy and gets sad when you don't work out" soundpost

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>>23100267
Bro that's whole days of nonstop lifting, you're going to overwork your muscles

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>>23099892
And Shuba loved her for it

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>>23100367
I wanna fuck a duck.

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>>23101486
you have never been less alone in your life by stating that.

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>>23098718
Based sapling

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>>23039554
Wait, this isn't Fauna general?

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>>23100267
Are you all children or NEETs? Does nobody have a job ITT?

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>>23105692
Yes, in fact most saplings are wagies or blue collar at most.

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>>23104523
no, it's the I Miss Fauna general, a place where we cry about missing Fauna

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>>23106134
Wait, this is not Miss Fauna General where we pretend Fauna is a teacher?

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>>23106522
No.

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She should've played the best pirate game.

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>>23110124
i redownloaded this and was playing it last night because someone else had mentioned it in the last /uuu/


what are the odds the song is delayed into may at this point?

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what the hell does Squeeb mean

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>>23110124
Speaking of which, I personally don't mind because she was very cute either way and I love her but I always hear people calling Fauna the gamer of EN but then she struggles with an AC game of all things, that was pretty funny.

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>>23112446
i guess fauna is a gamer in the same way i'd say pekora is a gamer. neither is what i'd call sub-par but it seems that there is a heavier emphasis on competency by repetition than just being one-shot savants.

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Is it time for me to return?
t. scheduleschizo

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>>23112930
Only if she doesn't post her schedule today. She said she'd post it on Sunday or the day after, today is the day after.

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>>23112446
It's just because she's not used to the controls and the cinematic style of game. It's quite different from the games she's used to where your character is controlled directly. (In AC you have to basically experiment to find out what the context-sensitive system will do in any given situation. Hence why she started climbing suddenly for no reason.)
As for the "title", it's just relative to other people in HoloEN, which is a pretty low bar. And honestly, it just depends on genre. Nobody in EN is a standout in every single game. For example, Gura is the undisputed master of rhythm games, Ame is probably the best at FPS, Fauna is the best at GOI, Mori at JK, etc. Nobody can claim to be the best at everything.

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>>23112558
me on the table, next to the big flowerpot

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>>23110124
That's not Sly 3: Honour Among Thieves

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Miss i

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>>23110124
Hope she can round up a group of ENs to play Sea Of Thieves, ID gen1 trio played it last month.

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>>23113814
Let's not forget this soulful boomer pile.

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Does anyone have the .png emote of Fauna laughing?

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>>23114588
I suddenly have unexplainable urge to see Fauna to play Point-and-click adventure. Something fairly bizzare as well, like Depponia or something.
She makes Skyrim's buggy nonsense entertaining, I want to see what she will do when she would need to use platypus on exhaust pipe.

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>>23105880
No, I have a job

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make sure to do your gardening reps bros. do it for her.

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>>23112976
She said she might

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>>23049532
Nobody taught you that you come across as an obnoxious faggot by obsessing over other people's language use like that?

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>>23050791
35p on this board constantly miss Miko even between daily streams, but they're not being annoying about it. They just love Miko a lot

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>>23074334
A true sapling would actually understand what he's replying to. Why would you need moral control to not ever do it when squeebing isn't inherently bad?

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Fauna is very cute and I would like to lick her tummy.

t. eamate

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>>23116445
You can lick Fauna's tummy after i lick Ame's

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>>23116495
It bothers me that there isn't much midriff focused art of the holoEN girls, or in general.
If you're into ass, tits, thighs, or feet there is tons of art but for some unfathomable reason midriff is not as popular.

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>>23116573
Kiara gets a fair amount because she has visible tummy.

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Does Fauna's hair smell like grass or flowers?

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>>23116603
Fauna is not a plant, she's Fauna!

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>>23116649
She's said that her branches are actually horns, but the leafs on them ARE leafs. Answer the question sapling.

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>>23116775
Leaves smell like leaves. You said Fauna's hair!

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>>23116775
Fauna smells like very strong oregano

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>>23116971
so she smells like an italian?

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>>23117064
Did you just call Fauna a nigger?

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>>23116775
If I remove the horns? Will she die?

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>>23117661
same rules as Ina's hair squishies: we do not touch
(she did say they grow back though)

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>>23117661
it would be very painful

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>>23117821
>(she did say they grow back though)
Imagine the scenarios

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>>23118401
stopit

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>>23118509
Cute girls are made for abuse

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>>23118401
go back to /meat/ containment

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>>23115826
Bro, your punctuation reps...

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>>23116775
She said in her very first zatsudan that her hair is just hair.
But I'm sure she uses a nice-smelling shampoo to make it smell like flowers.

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>>23119887
Yup, just look up a Kirin and her hair is indeed just hair.

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>>23115373
Most holo emotes can be found here, including Fauna’s
https://mega.nz/folder/Sl1RFYbI#NQZ3Z2oSHK_J2x6TEHJacw

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>>23119887
I'm sure she wouldn't mind if someone were to take one little sniff to find out

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>>23123541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyaamvnX-Ew

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>>23123660
very specific subset of saplings died that day

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>>23123660
Will Fauna ever top this?

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>>23123660
probably the best clip of her

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I MISS FAUNA!

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>>23123814
It only made me more determined.

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>>23123814
The more disgusted she is the harder i get

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Where’s the schedule?

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>>23126041
IN FIVE HOURS

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>>23126041
Chances are she's waiting for collab confirmations again. Hopefully she just does the same shit she did last week though

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There's going to be a superchat reading and a chill catch up stream in three hours.

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>>23127278
SC reading is boring, it’s always the same people

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>>23127278
>Sc reading for a handful of streams that didn't even give her much
no

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>>23085723
censer bar.

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>>23127447
>fauna is playing assassin's creed
>game tells her she needs to steer away from the storm
>chat starts spamming outrun the wind
>outrun the wind sends his $2 super chats
I fucking hate saplings so god damn much

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>>23127727
That sounds awful.

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>>23127278
>hours of "[X], Thank you" and like 15 min of conversation
I'll pass
Unless she starts playing GOI

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Why does Fauna fucking hate dodgeball? Is it because she’s so thin she would die if she was hit?

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>>23128731
The balls hit her horns and snapped one off

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>>23053272
I don't need it to fall asleep but damn is it comfy

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>>23127278
got no idea how people like these streams I guess its good for farming the parasocial paypiggies

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> still no reservation for today
She hate sus

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Revelence thaaank you.
Outrun the wind thaaank you
Stella thaaank you.

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>>23050359
How TF? Assassin's Creed after Assassin's Creed 2 is not that difficult. If you can read and follow the prompts the game is just mash the attack button and do the odd counter. How bad of a gamer is Fauna?

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>>23129775
She doesn’t like reading the UI, took her some time to even see the map

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>>23129711
Become paypig yourself and water it down. At least compared to attention whores of few other chubas, we don't have ARS faggots.

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>>23129030
Pretty much

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>>23129711
The name's Estella, thank you very much.

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>>23129711
Mister obby, thaanks you
Colorful anon, thaanks you
Kayroz thanks you
The great billy mays thanks you

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>>23129030
I like listening to Fauna go on tangents

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>>23129843
As a life long gamer, if someone cannot read a game map, I'd have to say that at best they're below average in skill level.

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>>23129775
Black Flag starts off assuming you played the previous game and handled the jank of those games and gives you the most minimal tutorials. Common sense shit like being able to crouch whenever you want also doesn't exist in a game about stealth. Hell, the game may have the prompt on the screen but pickpocketing is an option but they still don't tell you anything about it.

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>>23129972
Fauna go put up a stream reservation already

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>>23129711
>>23129995
autism

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>>23129995
>Mister obby, thaanks you
idk why, but I always heard that name as "Mr. Obvious."

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>>23130041
Assassin's Creed is barely janky if you play the games more like beat em' ups. Just killing every guard patrol would give you more than enough money and supplies. The series mandatory stealth and climbing sections, where you are left guessing where or what the character can/will grab onto, though are the definition of jank.

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>>23129030
They could be good if the people who sent in SCs didn't spam fucking $2 or $5 stupid jokes in an attempt to impress her, and instead actually sent something Fauna could respond to and talk about for a bit. There's simply too much trash.

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>>23129711
>>23129995
Who's the worst out of them? And also who's the best

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>>23130506
yes

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>>23130370
That's the part she got stuck on. If the game was like Skyrim or Hitman, she could have entered the door even if she alerted the guards, and would simply have to survive the attempt. Instead, the door just becomes inaccessible. It's stupid and inconducive to creative play.
Ubisoft games are always like this.

>>23130506
Most of the bad ones were already listed by the other poster. The good ones are inherently the ones who send fewer messages, so you never hear about them.

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>>23114588
You post like a dairy farmer.

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Chances are Fauna won't stream today but instead will join Mumei in Minecraft like she said during her Skyrim stream. I just hope she posts a schedule today.

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>>23131194
b-b-but... I miss Fauna...

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would you like to be fauna's footstool?

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>>23131788
I hate feet but yes

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>>23131783
And you'll get her
In Mumei's stream (maybe)

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Was there ever a squeeb emote?

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Fauna is reading this thread right now!
Say hi!

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>>23132270
Hi Fauna!

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>>23132270
Fauna would never be here.
Anuaf on the other hand...

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>>23132270
Give Snail and Clover a hug for me :)

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Miss Ceres Fauna, I command you to tweet a stream schedule!

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lady ceres...

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>>23132400
why do anuaf's honkers always look bigger? the black must make them stand out

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>>23133070
Bodybuilders turn themselves as black as possible before going on stage so they can look bigger so you might be onto something

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>>23133070
contrast will do that

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She hated Black Flag so much she will never stream again

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>>23133070
I never noticed, but I can't unsee it now, youre totally right

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Anuaf is evil Fauna so she possibly isn't vegan, bringing the possibility that she has a higher calorie intake. So an Anuaf with fatter titties is lore friendly

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I want to see more Ass

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It's Fauna time, so where is Fauna?

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>>23135144
you missed it anon. she said she hates schedules and she hates saplings.

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>>23135144
Fauna had to move to a farm upstate. We won't be able to go see her anymore but don't worry, it's very nice there and she can rest plenty there.

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Fauna..Hates me?...

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I finally watched her whole Black Flag stream, and wow, she really didn't like it, uh. I can't blame her, given how badly the opening hours of that game are.

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>>23135657
yes, proof

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Why does Fauna hate using Twitter?

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>>23135910
youre a meanie sapling and I dislike you

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>>23136588
>He isn't following Fauna's alt account where she talks about how much she hates saplings

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>>23136777
I really fucking hate this meme. It's not funny, it's just outright annoying.

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>>23136912
then quit giving it (you)s

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>>23136935
This

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>Member's drawing stream
>Convenience Store
>Skyrim
This week's looking good

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>>23136935
Nigger you imply they stop. They don't. They keep doing it. This is the first time I've responded to it for months now. It's annoying. "SHE HATES US" even as a joke is fucking retarded and tourists will actually play along like a bunch of fucking apes

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hey schedule is up saplings quit complaining already

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I miss cumming inside her loamy mound.

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>>23137091
I was gonna stop, but now that you implied you start seething every time you see it even if you don't reply to it, i feel inspired to always post it 5 times a thread

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SAPLINGS, WHERE IS THE ASMR!?

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https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1518720322882523136

Orisong delayed...

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>>23136648

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Fauna told me next time someone says something about hating saplings, she will do a full week of gorilla streams only

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>>23137363
I hate schedules, this is a win

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>>23137318
Do you think Fauna has to do the graphic design for her schedule by herself, or does her manager or someone from the corp. help with stuff like this?

Her schedules always look really nice.

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>>23137593
She does it herself. They all do.

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>No ASMR this week

SHE HATES US

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>>23137835
No, she despises us

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>>23137593
Graphic design is Faufau's passion

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>>23137318
nice to see she didn't dropped AC

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you guys told me she'd never touch black flag after the first stream

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Live asmr ruiners, current list
>neighbours
>neighbours dog
>walls not isolated
>new closet is smaller
anything else?

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>>23138293
refer to >>23067423

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>>23138360
depending on your preferences
>loud stinky old cats

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>>23138293
>you guys told me she'd never touch black flag after the first stream
Anyone who told you that is a fucking retard considering how happy she sounded when she got back into the sailing at the end and only ended the stream because of the meeting

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>>23138360
>the sound of me clapping her cheeks mid stream

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>>23138433
was mogging on the ones who overreact to shit every time. the thread during the ac stream was calling it a disaster and how she hates the game and regrets going live with it

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>>23137318
>Jump King

Why?

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>>23138556
She wants to finish it.

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https://twitter.com/KUMAGApan1/status/1518524175173898240?s=19
how long are these boobs

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>>23138360
See, if she decided to make atmospheric, fucking your next door neighbor ASMR, none of that would be a problem and would actually add to the immersion

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>>23138647
I'm more curious as to why she uploaded the photo I took of my cumshot on her tits

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>>23138647
The giant sweaty melons are nice, but why do her eyes look soulless

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>>23138706
You need to fix your diet, you definitely have a vitamin D deficiency

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>>23138785
she says it tastes nice with my current diet. Being vegan has its drawbacks

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>>23138832
Just take the pills that way you keep the sweet taste but the taste becomes stronger now that it's thicker. I make cum smoothies for Fauna with mine

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>>23138943
Is fauna breaking the vegan rule by consuming animal products? A third of her daily intake is semen.

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>>23139013
It's vegan if it's consensual

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>>23138428
> brown paws typed this

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why do we have to have this timeloop every thread.

>eating semen is vegan with consent
>eating human meat is vegan with consent

if cows could speak and say "hey listen anon i really want you to eat this juicy thigh meat", they would have given you consent and, thus, it would be a vegan option.

it's really not that hard of an idea to wrap your brain around so why do you niggers fuck it up every time????

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Saplings are the weirdest holo fanbase, no questions asked...

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>>23140172
Chumbuds exist

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>>23140172
go back to your JP thread grasshopper

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>>23140172
Kronies exists

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>>23140172
>t. ourist
I suggest visiting more than two splits before assuming we’re the weirdest. We’re on the (relatively) normal side in the grand scheme of things.

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bread? she might join mumei in minecraft

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>>23143638
only if she joins
my fauna btw

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>>23143691
No, MY Fauna.

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>>23056420
i give a fuck about towa even before her yab.. she's actually the first gen4 i took interest in because of her voice

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I kind of ship Fauna and Faendal. Is that weird? I mean she's clearly in love with his goofy ass.