Meanwhile, in /vt/ tower

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Meanwhile, in /vt/ tower Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:06:10 2022 No.22948476 [Reply] [Original]

Yoooo I'm rewatching Ai's final live for the 8th time today. Anyone wanna join? I'm in Apartment 3801a

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:08:00 2022 No.22948551 I just looked out my window and saw kronii plummeting. Is she dead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:08:56 2022 No.22948593 >>22948551 She does that almost everyday. Don't worry about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:29:23 2022 No.22949484 Who keeps stealing my deliveries you cunts? My fucking Subaru figurines

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:26:30 2022 No.22952104 File: 363 KB, 1450x2048, ミシマサイコ(@Mishima_Psycho).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:28:14 2022 No.22952196 >>22952104 >Nene >Pubes She said she shaves onstream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:28:22 2022 No.22952207 Can someone please get the Takeshi impersonator to stop yelling at 2 in the morning? I’m trying to sleep here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:30:24 2022 No.22952308 Please stop screaming the sex meme it's not funny anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:34:14 2022 No.22952546 >>22952196 she shaves? dropped

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:36:07 2022 No.22952637 Do we REALLY need to post announcements on the bulletin board every single time a new Niji debuts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:38:42 2022 No.22952741 >>22952196 Really? Sauce for such claims please

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:43:02 2022 No.22952941 >>22952741 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQcOe6UkSA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:49:07 2022 No.22953175 I just wish the guy that lives above my quarters to stop jelqing loudly to cunny

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:50:58 2022 No.22953241 File: 3.65 MB, 1414x2000, Casinofive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:51:56 2022 No.22953282 Is there any particular reason the water's out on floors 13-16?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:53:48 2022 No.22953377 File: 6 KB, 128x128, inastare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22953282 ye I knocked the water storage with my fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:54:05 2022 No.22953391 >>22948476 this is disgusting. is this a prison block?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:54:08 2022 No.22953394 >>22953282 Sorry that's my fault I tried to wash my gura sex doll and she sort of disintegrated and I panicked and flushed what was left Next time I'm splurging for a European cunny, these chinese ones just don't last

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:54:14 2022 No.22953404 >>22952308 I stopped screaming it months ago bro, it's all pre-recorded

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:55:52 2022 No.22953490 >>22953391 Luxury South African apartments Not joking

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:56:09 2022 No.22953509

>>22953391
It's a South African tower block
When built it was very popular with Boer yuppies
After the end of Apartheid it became a hotbed of gang activity
At one point the central area that was supposed to be a sports ground/open air park sort of thing filled with trash to the 8th floor and wasn't cleaned out till about 2015

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:56:33 2022 No.22953525 >>22953377 You should really be more careful with that lethal weapon you’re packing back there, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:57:15 2022 No.22953559 >>22948476 Wtf there are anime girls in those apartments but only two for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:00:33 2022 No.22953722 Reminds me of this gem https://imgur.com/gallery/zVP1t

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:03:14 2022 No.22953855 >>22953509 /vt/ tower would be filled to the 20th floor with cumrags

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:05:59 2022 No.22953972 >>22953855 >Discarded onaholes and sex dolls being thrown into the pile

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:06:55 2022 No.22954015 >>22953972 some anons will be swiming in this pile

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:08:46 2022 No.22954072 >>22953490 >>22953509 Oh I've this one from Chappie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:10:55 2022 No.22954166 If I see one more cum jar in the hallway I'm calling the cops. Don't fucking test me on this. I saw five FIVE of them just today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:11:59 2022 No.22954207 >>22954166 you know the cops won't come in here anymore, I'm going to throw my cumjar at your window across the cumrag pit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:13:03 2022 No.22954260 File: 383 KB, 850x1063, 1638421924715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whoever keeps delivering tamaki-kun cosplay outfits and massive buttplugs to my doorstep, its not fucking funny. ill run over to your door and push you out the window

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:13:37 2022 No.22954285 >>22954166 Ah so you are the one who drink the cum from them, huh? I left it outside just to see who it was the first time. That's it. you've been found, say goodbye to your penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:15:10 2022 No.22954351 >>22954260 C’mon, anon, at least test them out first...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:15:15 2022 No.22954355 >>22954207 I thought we had our own police force? In the 2nd floor basement? Something the Ahijos thought up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:21:11 2022 No.22954620 Can anyone hook me up with the fujos at the 8th floor?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:23:25 2022 No.22954725

>>22954355
Bro I don't know how to tell you this but unless you're literally Roberu you have no chance with em
Just because they're fatter than you and uglier too doesn't mean they're easy, quite the opposite actually.
Just go to floor 19 and fuck a femboy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:30:07 2022 No.22955064 File: 2.26 MB, 1131x1600, 1644959245867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Niggas, I be getting that clussy I'll keep the door open for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:32:36 2022 No.22955191 >>22954166 All me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:10:31 2022 No.22957114 >>22954260 You know what would be funny? If you and me cosplayed as Tamaki with the buttplugs. Just as a gag haha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:11:45 2022 No.22957179 >>22948551 Its just another time loop anon, don't think about it too much

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:12:52 2022 No.22957231
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Can watamelonfags stop placing watermelons on any random spot? I know it's funny when you went to your bathroom and find watermelon. But this morning i saw black kid OD'ed from watermelons consumption on my bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:13:40 2022 No.22957273 >>22954015 >I have truly become SEX

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:14:01 2022 No.22957289 >>22957231 in a similar vein, can the Lamy Enclave please stop trying to mix their Lamy Transformation Liquid in drinks without people knowing? We do not need more Lamys

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:14:04 2022 No.22957291 >>22948476 Hosting massive orgy on my apartment, only lunaitos and aqua crew are allowed though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:16:23 2022 No.22957383 Anyone wanna have sex? 5th floor btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:20:27 2022 No.22957582 New tenant here, where's the Nijisanji floor? Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:22:16 2022 No.22957655 >>22957582 Heard you guys got downsized to a double conference room in the fire escape. Sorry about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:22:26 2022 No.22957665 File: 148 KB, 653x885, gross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22957582 Sorry, we don't serve your kind here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:23:05 2022 No.22957687 File: 52 KB, 680x678, 1600184129272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22957289 I'm not drinking any unknown drinks on this apartment anymore, not since ringofags party on floor 16, last month. You can still smell the scent to this day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:24:28 2022 No.22957766 >>22957687 Is that block still quarantined? I remember it got... bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:24:44 2022 No.22957779 >>22957582 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyutDKYApLA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:24:46 2022 No.22957786 File: 25 KB, 633x633, 1648620223595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22954260 >complaining about free buttplugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:28:27 2022 No.22957932 >>22957383 Sorry, I’m sworn to celibacy as a tenant on the 13th floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:34:45 2022 No.22958308 Please help me there's a /meat/ anon living in the apartment above me and I think my roof is leaking fucking blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:34:58 2022 No.22958319 Whoever the fuck wrote "ouh cunny" on my door and taped gawr gura porn to the doorbell I'm going to fucking kill you. Not every flat chick is cunny you faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:35:11 2022 No.22958335 That idiot who keeps connecting to my wifi to download nipple torture porn, I know where your room is motherfucker. Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:36:25 2022 No.22958437 >>22958308 you should check on them, anon. it might be a tranny aggressively dilating instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:37:13 2022 No.22958492 >>22952196 No, she need to shave it on stream like the reddit whore Coco.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:45:31 2022 No.22958935 File: 43 KB, 828x714, FMoZvP8XMAAuRbY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope you like my hardcore gay Luxiem and Noctyx fanfics, Floor 18. You will find them stapled to your door next to the used tampon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:48:27 2022 No.22959102 >>22948476 Which floors would be Deadbeat territory and when is the next gang war going to happen in /vt/ tower?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:51:02 2022 No.22959234 >>22959102 Basement 1 next to the incinerator and please stop gangbanging, you're scaring the femboys and lamys

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:00:34 2022 No.22959735 The dude downstairs has been fucking his Kiara onahole for 2 days straight and I swear to god if I hear this dickhead say kikkeriki one more time I'm throwing a cumbomb through his window

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:03:07 2022 No.22959885 >>22959234 The Lamys deserve to be scared, one of them turned one of my pals into a Lamy and now all day everyday he wants me to drink some weird thing. I'm sorry about the femboys though, will try to keep away from their floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:03:51 2022 No.22959942 Hey haatons, let's go workout and after watch the chammers stream together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:04:28 2022 No.22959977 >>22953855 >he doesn't cum on the floor

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:08:54 2022 No.22960246 Is cum the local currency of the tower? I’m going to be at a severe disadvantage if so.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:09:54 2022 No.22960324

Any of you guys been down to the SEAfloors lately? They don't do anything, just ramble about kiara and mori incoherently.. they were scrawling pics of mori on the walls in their feces.
I go down there to barter for packets of indomie sometimes but even my contact was screaming her name out of the window.
I'm thinking of taking a few SSRBs down there to clean out the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:10:43 2022 No.22960381 >>22960324 I thought we lost those floors after the hurricane

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:13:50 2022 No.22960576 please stop fucking yelling towa variations we've lived in this tower for ages the joke is made that towa kinda sounds like the tower but im sick of hearing it every day please just shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:16:24 2022 No.22960757 >>22960576 taco...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:16:28 2022 No.22960762 My waifu's located three floors above the white rag hanging out the window

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:16:33 2022 No.22960766 >>22960576 TALL TOWA TOWERING TOWA TOKYO TOWA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:17:11 2022 No.22960815 The landlord makes you guys dress up as Kiara once a month and pretend to be doing a live stream too right? Right guys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:17:37 2022 No.22960838 >>22960762 Don't fall for this shit, reine's deathsquad is camping out in there

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:18:11 2022 No.22960865 >>22960576 You do know that we live in the /vt/ Towa, right? There is no escaping the Towa puns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:19:05 2022 No.22960919 >>22948476 who the fuck is Kizuna Ai

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:21:07 2022 No.22961046 >>22960865 just one day is all i ask for. one day with no towa puns being yelled in this goddamn tower

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:22:15 2022 No.22961125 I'm so tired bros.. did we really deserve to be locked in here for liking vtubers? I miss my family.. they don't send me letters anymore.. social media is still blocked..

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:23:49 2022 No.22961236 File: 1.57 MB, 352x640, tower[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fp4nkp9.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22960865 Home.... at last

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:26:32 2022 No.22961435 >>22961125 what the fuck are you talking about, it's a free country. This isn't the mlp tower

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:28:05 2022 No.22961548 >>22961125 ah... so you were one of the anons who were told they were locked in here forever...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:28:28 2022 No.22961580 >>22961435 What the fuck do you mean? They locked me on floor D-0XX and the internet is filtered to shit. All good vpns are blocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:28:47 2022 No.22961606 >>22961125 bro just ask the landlord on the 9th floor for the keys and bring your best haachama cosplay

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:29:58 2022 No.22961703 >>22961580 Um, anon, I think you just got banned bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:30:38 2022 No.22961759 >>22961046 MY HEART'S A STEREO

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:32:21 2022 No.22961882
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>be me
>penthouse haver
>only neighbor is also hoshiyomi
>bump into him on the helipad one day
>he's wearing a soiled diaper and balenciaga hat
>compliments my givenchy colostomy bag
>asks if i want to join him in pissing off our mutual balcony
>accept gladly
>meet up later that night
>he's dressed as suisei
>offers me some lasix and tamsulosin
>spend the first hour swilling cranberry juice and water
>powerful urge to piss
>we stand side by side, our bladders throbbing with the prophecy of release
>whentheleveebreaks.wav
>rivers of reeking piss errupt from each of us
>the flow is so strong i'm starting to get tunnel vision
>we're both spent
>high five, bro grab
>we exchange wry grins at the sounds of screeched tagalog and javanese below
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:35:39 2022 No.22962140 >>22961882 you motherfucker I thought we were actually getting a bit of rain

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:43:26 2022 No.22962623 To the anon that keeps putting boxes with maid outfits, dresses, and letters telling me to be his "cute little pentomo femboy" in front of my door, please stop I'm a straight man with a loving girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:43:57 2022 No.22962658 File: 20 KB, 342x270, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22948476 I'm a koronesuki and this is my room.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:45:37 2022 No.22962749 >>22962623 You don't bring her into the vt tower do you? You know the rape correctors patrol around the higher floors, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:48:54 2022 No.22962926 Floor XXIV, Room 844 - looking for a hoshiyomi fucktoy. Female preferred, accepting male if you pass and you're less than 2.5inches erect. Must have full suisei cosplay. Bring enough clothes and nutrient pouches for a weeks stay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:55:23 2022 No.22963309 >>22962658 Who the hell is this apparition though?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:56:40 2022 No.22963388
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please read this,
went to floors 830-865 yesterday, where the hoomans moved in, wanted to pawn off some merch
they're all gone, there's no trace of anyone, like they all vanished out of nowhere
i took this pic on an old nokia i scavenged a few weeks ago
i think I heard something in the walls, heavy breathing, don't go at night time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:57:28 2022 No.22963433 I can't find the Vshojo floor. Were they all kicked out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:58:18 2022 No.22963489 >>22960815 any and all claims of "penis inspection day" or "kiara cosplay orgies" are false

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:59:27 2022 No.22963560 >>22962658 Does anyone have a rope I could borrow? It's risky, but I want to pay tribute to anon's mural.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:01:38 2022 No.22963724 >>22963560 Just cut down one of the fandeads from their balcony and take the rope anon, they don't need it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:04:45 2022 No.22963931 >>22963433 I'm sure they are somewhere in the tower, same with Niji and other companies and indies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:04:55 2022 No.22963942 >>22963433 They live on the roof so the occasional rain can wash away their various orgy-produced fluids

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:05:51 2022 No.22964002 don't go to the trade floor for like 30 minutes, the chumbuds are trying to grab kids and run guards are blowing their legs off but they still try to lunge for the kids while they bleed out on the ground, it's insane

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:11:55 2022 No.22964371 >>22964002 Just a normal friday night. Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:13:13 2022 No.22964455 INDON'S FLOOR, STOP CALLING MY PURPLE APEX OSHI A BITCH AGAIN OR I WILL COME TO YOU FAGS WITH A MASTIFF

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:14:49 2022 No.22964578

>>22948476
Can't get out. Niji-Holo fighting broke out on my floor. Large amounts of automatic weapon fire being traded between ends of the hall.
That said anyone know how to make improvised armoring of walls from common handgun/smg rounds? Really not wanting to catch a bullet through the wall from those retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:15:14 2022 No.22964612 my floor is almost entirely sanalites, at least that's what i'm guessing because i never see or hear them. it's great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:16:02 2022 No.22964675 >>22964002 Wait a minute, there are kids on /vt/ tower? I though that it was pretty clear kids couldn't live here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:19:44 2022 No.22964935 Anyone figure out how to make the elevator work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:20:08 2022 No.22964961 >>22964675 You wouldn't believe the lengths they'll go to for cunny. Getting their legs shot off is nothing. Floor 429 is boarded up for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:21:13 2022 No.22965038 >>22964675 Things got confusing when Cookie moved in last week. Parents started dropping their kids off as if this was some sort of daycare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:24:07 2022 No.22965260 >>22965038 God those retards who think vtubers are babysitters. It's just asking for a disaster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:24:22 2022 No.22965288 >>22965038 Oh right, Cookie became a Vtuber. Oh well, guess I'll buy a Shion cosplay and go to the entrance where the parents are leaving the kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:30:08 2022 No.22965662 >>22948476 /become/ cult moved in on my floor. I swear I'm hearing chanting at times down the hallway. And everything smells of booze now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:30:45 2022 No.22965707 File: 235 KB, 646x930, 4502BF12-3E23-4B11-9401-7D9AE207CB0D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Anon! Want to try this cool new flavor of soda? It tastes really good. I'm always happy to share with such a handsome man~

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:31:07 2022 No.22965724 remember to stay away from floors 232 to 243 unless if you wish to become pomu/enjoy hayama

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:32:06 2022 No.22965780 donwnt ddtink he soeda Whs hxpin tome

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:32:36 2022 No.22965825 >>22965662 How many cults is that now? We had to get out of the 11th floor because of those damn Takos

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:35:20 2022 No.22965994 File: 81 KB, 700x438, misao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22963309 a remnant of the past

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:35:57 2022 No.22966037 >>22965825 I was wrong. There is no cult. I met with them and we had some drinks and it was all a misunderstanding. 11th floor full of cosmic horrors or just tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:36:48 2022 No.22966095 The 69th floor is surprisingly tame, all things considered. I didn’t expect it to be filled with so many seiso purists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:38:33 2022 No.22966189 >>22964935 Try the stairs. I usually end up where I'm going after 5-9 floors somehow

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:43:57 2022 No.22966521 Hey guys saw a cheap room on floor 1 will be moving in, what's with the anime girl posters in the hallways is the management advertising some new anime?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:46:01 2022 No.22966652

Went scavving for phones and merch in the Kizuna section last night, stumbled upon a dwelling of fandeads that survived the purge.
Couldn't understand them but tried to be friendly. Wasn't going to report them but one of them started wooping when he saw my myth keychain and clawed for my gun so I blew him to pieces.
I'm using a makeshift blunderbuss that I fill with rushia and coco keychains as grapeshot. Effective against bugman hordes.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:46:05 2022 No.22966658

Warning for everyone on the /asp/ floor, yellow cat is going on another schizo rampage. Lock your doors, do not agree to play Stardew valley with him, do engage. Maybe if we're lucky he'll go hunting for Pippa again and leave us aspies be. Stay safe guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:46:16 2022 No.22966670 >>22966521 >Living on Floor 1 Hope you like getting mugged

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:47:51 2022 No.22966761 to my previous residency that called /jp/ tower, fuck you, I no longer have to deal with your bullshit since i am here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:48:06 2022 No.22966772 >>22966521 get out. now. you don't want to plunge this rabbit hole.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:48:55 2022 No.22966822

>>22966652
Just get a gas mask and puncture a can of insecticide and throw it like a grenade.
Although why the fuck you're going in those areas? Some Fandead apparently were trying to make bombs and molotovs to try and blow the place up so god knows what sorts of insane shit they got in there. Cops never fully cleared out the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 04:57:52 2022 No.22967362 File: 289 KB, 500x551, 1642561720752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do any female fujos wanna watch Vox's next stream in my room? I have literally no standards other than (female)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:00:43 2022 No.22967594 >>22966761 i used to live on the 48th floor hbu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:03:50 2022 No.22967792 >>22967362 You ask this every day. It come off rapey as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:04:28 2022 No.22967828 >>22967594 i was at 54th floor where JAV happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:07:27 2022 No.22968015 I saw some freak on the 36th kidnap a drugged heimin. Why isn't anyone doing anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:10:54 2022 No.22968244 Why the fuck there is so many KFPs on 88th floor? They wear some black coats and stupid looking hats

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:14:45 2022 No.22968449 >>22968244 you should join them anon, pretty sure it'd be a fun experience

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:25:09 2022 No.22968947 >>22964455 Sent pipe bombs disguised as Indomie packages to those fucking Indons. Their screams are an orchestra to my ears. That's what they get for calling my oshi a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:27:01 2022 No.22969023 >>22968244 Avoid that floor. I hear the SSRBs are going to clear it out soon. Don't mind it you see them with guns and grenades. The 88th Floor will solve itself.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:27:23 2022 No.22969038

4channel.org is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a board. Outside the containment threads, a desert. A cursed realm. Inside the walls, a cursed board, stretching from /ringo/ to /skzg/. An unbroken shitpost landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin /jp/ and the mega structures of /vt/. /vt/ blocks. /vt/ highways. /vt/ City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Posters in fear of the tranny. The janny. The deadbeat. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of /pol/ka. Juries. Executioners. Zains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:28:32 2022 No.22969100 >>22968244 those hats and coats are made by hugo boss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:31:21 2022 No.22969234 >>22968244 It was just your regular Ksonfag treating their Heimin sex-toy as they want, please pay it no mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:32:24 2022 No.22969279 >>22969234 meant for >>22968015

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:34:31 2022 No.22969379

THIS IS A CALL FOR HELP
I'm just a pizza guy and I was only supposed to deliver pizza on the small indie floor but then this one girl started to talk to me and invited me to her show and it has been 5 hours, the other guy that watched with me went to the bathroom 2 hours ago and didn't came back and I have no idea how to leave without feeling bad.
She keeps saying my name in full and is starting to make merch for me using white t shirts and marker pens but I really want to leave HELP

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:36:39 2022 No.22969488 >>22969379 They normally stop after 14 hours bro. Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:39:33 2022 No.22969639 >>22969379 You Fool. It's a common trap they use on that floor. Pray your boss calls so you can step out to answer the phone and then run for your fucking life

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:45:58 2022 No.22969900

>>22969379
you're lucky, if i could just make it up a few flights of stairs i could be with one too

sadly, ever since the elevators went out i havent been able to leave due to my wheelchair. ive been relying on the babinikus on my floor but its just not the same

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:46:33 2022 No.22969917 can the trap wearing the minskirt pekora outfit while roaming around the halls please stop? I don't give a shit about your funny copypasta and I'm starting to feel things I'd rather not

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 05:53:40 2022 No.22970225 Anyone know why the Nijisanji floor is quarantined? My friend can't get out of that floor for almost 2 days now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:13:03 2022 No.22970928 File: 511 KB, 736x995, 1646095263660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will the tatsunoko down the hall stop playing kiseki knot so goddamn loud? it hurts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:14:08 2022 No.22970976 moguyacht anon I know you can read this stop snorting cocaine for five minutes and confirm that your address is correct I'm tired of having femboys knock on my door

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:18:08 2022 No.22971144 File: 395 KB, 848x440, i like what i see.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22953241 >me in the center with a hard-on ripping through my shorts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:20:49 2022 No.22971251 File: 1.53 MB, 640x360, hlggEverySunday[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Ffis9m8.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:24:45 2022 No.22971387 File: 324 KB, 1000x1000, 20220412170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will hire 2 (two) cosplayers to remade the scene in picrelated For more informations, visit hoomans floor, room 142

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:26:41 2022 No.22971457 Every single time I try to visit an associate on the 85th floor, I get splashed in the face with some really stinky water by this woman wearing a mask and a hoodie. It takes me a week just get the smell off my skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:30:22 2022 No.22971567 >>22971457 just dont go up there???? havent you seen the bulletin board lately? the 85th floor has been fumigating for the past 3 months? god, some people literally dont read

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:34:34 2022 No.22971679 I don't care if they don't have any fingers it's fucking bullshit that we're stuck with knobs and koronesuki get those sweet palm scanner locks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:50:13 2022 No.22972084 I keep hearing weird noises at night and yesterday I found an owl feather in my vents. I think I've got a Hooman living above me. Am I fucked?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:50:28 2022 No.22972092 I wonder my neighbor downstairs is okay I think I heard screaming and then "yubi" then total silent Anon can you check on him pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:53:12 2022 No.22972156 >>22972084 Don't worry the Hoomans are Mostly Harmless. What you should worry about is if you find an owl in your room or see strange animals in the hallways. Especially if it's an animal your mind cannot identify.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:55:59 2022 No.22972223

Seems today we're airing grievances about the Koronesuki floor. They're pretty much the reason the all the gym equipment on the 2nd floor has been replaced with fitness boxing equipment. Thought it'd be fine but every day a new punching bag shows up and it's starting to smell like blood...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:56:19 2022 No.22972236 haaton brothers, don't forget we're meeting up in floor 8 to to raid the femanon laundry machines tonight

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:57:07 2022 No.22972259 >>22972236 that was tonight? isn't also bingo night?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:07:19 2022 No.22972540

>>22948476
>rewatching Ai's final live
I cried when she sang Sky High.
I still remember the skit she did with "Everyone has friends, I have NO ONE!" and she posed with random 3D assets.
Fast forward 5 years, she birthed an entire industry and has more friends than she could ever have dreamed...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:18:35 2022 No.22972867 >>22958308 PSA: There is NO such thing as a /meat/ cult! I repeat, NO SUCH THING! In other news, do NOT visit the community hall on Sunday at 1AM. It is being booked for a private event. Do NOT attempt to enter the hall uninvited!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:25:16 2022 No.22973017 This is just a shittier version of /vtwbg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:26:56 2022 No.22973047 >>22973017 i find it more enjoyable to think about living in a deranged apartment complex than worldbuilding some fuckin continents together

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:28:25 2022 No.22973082 >>22973047 and there's likely less autistic as fuck shit going on. Also what's the difference between Fandead and Deadbeats again? Aren't they both just Skeletons?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:42:23 2022 No.22973408

I’d really recommend you avoid the 76th floor at all costs. A bunch of muscle-bound tough guys live on that floor, and they’re always trying to get me in the ring with them. One time, when I tried to relax in the main hall after a long day, some weird music started playing and I could swear I heard “NUN NUN, BROTHER” from around the corner. I barely had time to get back to my room before whoever that was caught me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:04:41 2022 No.22974008 >>22973408 Is that the floor where those assholes are blaring DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU, or WERNING WERNING at all hours of the night?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:12:32 2022 No.22974195

>>22974008
Yeah, it makes it quite hard to sleep. I constantly hear “STACK LOVE” being shouted at all hours of the day, whatever that means, and that’s followed by some tables being shattered. There’s even some guy that keeps counting for whatever reason, it’s kind of unnerving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:13:32 2022 No.22974218 >>22973082 Thought fandead were zombies

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:01:26 2022 No.22975258

>>22974218
I thought those where the Zomrades
Just how many flavors of undead are wandering this place anyhow!

>>22974195
Doesn't help that they're blaring something about Glorious at all times of the night. Are they responsible for all those missing person's posters in the Lobby?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:07:40 2022 No.22975405 >>22975258 Zomrades are zombies, deadbeats are skeletons, and fandead are ghosts, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:19:50 2022 No.22975668 I think the 18th floor is haunted. Keep hearing weird hiccups in the hallways. I wake up every morning in someone elses bed too.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:21:34 2022 No.22975699

Damn, how do you guys get invited to all the cool parties? I'm top floor, couple doors from Sora. No one ever visits, everything is clean, sometimes you catch a slight whiff of Perfume or some of AZKi's music is played past curfew (I don't really mind). That's it. Shit's boring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:45:08 2022 No.22976128 There's a pink cat doing drugs in the basement. I poked at her with a stick and she kept making wierd noises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:47:41 2022 No.22976162 >>22976128 Oh thank you, I'll be right down. As soon as I can figure out this elevator...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:49:40 2022 No.22976189 >>22975699 Eh the Shishi-Lamy sector's pretty chill outside the SSRBs going full Gopnik at times. Also if you notice any floors getting weird Like lots of people wearing blue showing up. Don't worry. We'll get you an invite to the party.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:35:39 2022 No.22977075 The Miofas are going absolutely berserk right now, is there something going on? I can hear them from 3 floors away

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:37:24 2022 No.22977106 >>22977075 Its way too early in the morning for this shit. Tell em to turn that shit down

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:52:53 2022 No.22977525 Can someone tell me which floor still has a working toilet? Please I need to shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 10:53:31 2022 No.22977547 >>22977075 MATING SEASON! MATING SEASON! MATING SEASON! BATTLE ROYALE TO BREED WITH MIO! LET'S FUCKING GO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:02:15 2022 No.22977783 >>22977525 Go to room 3778 on floor 38. I'll help you out if you cosplay as Selen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:05:52 2022 No.22977902 >>22948476 How far underground can this elevator go? I'm trying to get to /stars/ but the Holostars live in a secluded bunker and their fans live in the dungeon inside their minifridge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:18:03 2022 No.22978215 I've come to challenge the boss of this tower. Which floor do I start and which floor is the boss located?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:21:56 2022 No.22978320 >>22977902 Got a shovel? There's a point it'll get to. Then pray and dig. You might find the hidden entrance to the bunker

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:24:55 2022 No.22978395 >>22948476 I heard there's a returning tenant. Which floor should I go to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:42:11 2022 No.22978815 >>22978395 The chick with huge tits and got a spirit like a dragon? She's been around for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:42:15 2022 No.22978817 >>22978320 I have to ask Astel to teleport me in once I reach the bottom of the elevator, I can't spend all day digging when I have streams to watch

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:48:27 2022 No.22978967 >>22978817 Why do you think no one's found the bunker? You provided your own answer.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:51:35 2022 No.22979045

>>22977902
Like what this anon said >>22978320. As you dig, try and listen for voices talking about how they want to molest and rape the stars and go in that direction. Alternatively, you can also follow the voices complaining about Cover's bad management of the stars, they are the /stars/ managers. Both of them will lead to the bunker. If you sometimes hear the voices talking about what they want in StarsEN over again and again, don't worry, they are just in a timeloop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 11:56:53 2022 No.22979177 >>22979045 I think I can hear the voices, a lot of Aunties and Omaesans to the left of the elevator once I hit the bottom. Thanks anons!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:01:53 2022 No.22979325 Any news about this grandpa from the 1st floor, that was taken to the hospital yesterday? Yeah he was weird and the only thing he could say was " Hey Apple" (propably calling for his long dead friend, poor guy) but he was funny, Im kind of worried

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:06:16 2022 No.22979451 fucking vshojo fans stop shitting and pissing out your windows its splattering all over us down here

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:41:52 2022 No.22980440 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:51:32 2022 No.22980704 >>22961882 Please I beg you... Eat something other than asparagus PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:25:32 2022 No.22982103 >>22963388 How many floors does this Tower have? I originally though it had 50 or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:26:38 2022 No.22982152 >>22982103 It just.. keeps going up..

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:29:51 2022 No.22982276 Some guy on the 14th floor is furious because I didn't put his indie oshii in S tier. Sorry but her model is fucking boring, her personality is fucking boring and her content? Fucking. Boring. Get a grip you schizo cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:30:36 2022 No.22982303 >>22982152 So this building is infinitely tall and also goes very far underground until you reach the /stars/ bunker. Sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:38:25 2022 No.22982600 >>22982303 I want a /vt/ building map that show all of the rooms with who lives where along with the exits (or the lackof) out of the building.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:44:41 2022 No.22982879 you lads are fucked up haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:46:51 2022 No.22982979 >>22982276 Look as long as he doesn't bust down your door then you can just relax. If he does then well I hope you've got something to defend yourself with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:47:43 2022 No.22983010 Listen. As long as shit doesn't become as bad as it is on something like Arai-san Mansion, /vt/ tower is a pretty okay place to live if you got no other choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:48:59 2022 No.22983077 Stop playing jewish music on the 16th floor you fucking kikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:52:39 2022 No.22983247 >>22982979 I poured cement into an empty paint bucket and placed it above my door. Looks like a Looney Tunes scenario but I hope it caves that dick nugget's skull in

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:54:08 2022 No.22983319

>>22954166
Look, we all agreed the cum jars were necessary. The pipes in this place aren't designed to handle this much semen!

We literally had a septic/sewage repair guy staffed permanently on site just to handle the constant blockages. He finally quit after having to remove 40 different clogs in 24 hours. Word got out and now no septic service will even come near this place.

Just make sure you throw your jars away once they're full. Trash collection is every Monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:03:45 2022 No.22983713 >>22983077 Guess the 16th floor must be for those Nasfaqg guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:05:09 2022 No.22983776 >>22983713 wrong /nasfaqg/ trading hub is located at the 99th floor and the only music we play is red tomorrow red today

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:26:29 2022 No.22984540 >>22983776 Then that must be the floor they are preparing for the jewchuubas that debut next month.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:02:07 2022 No.22985930 I think there’s some rats loose in Subbasement 2. I had to go down there to get some supplies and I kept hearing strange noises. I swear I heard something to the effect of “Your oshi is a whore!”, so those most certainly were r..rats, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:05:39 2022 No.22986050 >>22979325 kek good times back then

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:13:45 2022 No.22986375 >>22985930 there isn't a lot of drama going on so we, the rrats, congregate in the basement

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:24:38 2022 No.22986800 >>22985930 The rrats always congregate in the lower floors. I do wonder where the /rrat/ guys are. They must be pretty isolated as I've haven't heard anything about Mating Pressing the rrat since getting here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:53:28 2022 No.22988031 >>22983247 Just hope you don't kill the janitor.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:05:18 2022 No.22988502

Anons, throwing stuff down the hole is funny and all, but the hole isn’t bottomless. I live on floor 5 and I can literally go out of my window and walk around on top of the massive pile of used dakimakuras, soda cans and old rushia merch. Please stop throwing your shit down here, I don’t want my only access to sunlight to be blocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:06:30 2022 No.22988554 >>22988502 You can see the outside? I only see the other side of the complex from my window. Also there is constant chanting on my floor. Did those takoshits setup nearby or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:23:54 2022 No.22989338 >>22988554 These takos are trying to colonize and convert all of the lower floors, avoid them at all costs, they will get you when you least expect.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:33:13 2022 No.22989751

Ha ha, really funny prank, anon. We both live in the only two rooms on the 187th floor, I know, but could you stop flickering the lights and making those stupid, somewhat creepy whispers when I’m in the hallway? I don’t even know what you’re saying, but I swear I can hear some Spanish thrown in there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:43:27 2022 No.22990191 File: 413 KB, 638x757, 1640526714398.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm the janitor, AMA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:46:26 2022 No.22990314 >>22990191 Is your paycheck really $0?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:56:13 2022 No.22990688 >>22990191 What floor do you hate the most?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:56:58 2022 No.22990717 >>22990191 What's the worst thing you ever had to clean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:22:40 2022 No.22991848 >>22990191 YOU FUCKER, GIVE US THE KEYS TO THE DEMARCATION POINT SO THE INTERNET COMPANY TECHS CAN FIX MY DAMN INTERNET

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:41:46 2022 No.22992475 File: 40 KB, 227x222, huhhuh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE /MEAT/ CULT IS REAL! STAY OUT OF FLOOR 143!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:04:25 2022 No.22993234 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:07:31 2022 No.22993347 >>22954260 Please send those to me. I need them for a project. I'm at floor 3 room 8 btw.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:18:04 2022 No.22993708
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Anybody know what floor these 2 chuubas reside in? I wanna thank them since they been bringing me warm fluffy loafs of bread and bottles of grape-flavored juice once every week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:30:21 2022 No.22994119 File: 46 KB, 220x202, questioningnene.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I tried visiting the /hfz/ gym... man, why is everyone there is so depressed? You'd think someone important to them just died or went missing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:31:27 2022 No.22994152 >>22994119 Wait, thought that place was quarantined or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:32:11 2022 No.22994171 >>22952941 Based sauce provider

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:37:40 2022 No.22994342 >>22957289 who the fuck even makes these lamy transformation potions? the Koyori fags on floor 50? And I can have one?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:39:35 2022 No.22994425
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Who the fuck put aqua on my doorstep. I thought she was afraid of new people, but she just fucking barged in, arranged to have her rig delivered, and stuffed herself in my kitchenett.

I'd kick her out, but she fucking pays my rent and orders us uber eats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:45:28 2022 No.22994641 >>22994119 I saw one guy at the gym door mumbling about someones coming back for sure some day, he looked really desperate...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:48:40 2022 No.22994761 >>22967828 used to be in the 69th floor for kantai collection

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:55:12 2022 No.22995009
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I don't get why the Tatsunokos need you to buy a fancy suit so you can join their flight club. They always just toss off their tops pre-fight anyway. And they always gotta hog the roof and helipad too. Me and a couple other hoshiyomis can't go stargazing in peace anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:59:18 2022 No.22995163 i'm selling homemade laplus sex dolls in apartment 2410b i don't accept credit cards

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:03:50 2022 No.22995343 File: 84 KB, 400x400, 1645320561598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW DOES EACH FLOOR REEK OF A DIFFERENT KIND OF FISH? I'M ALMOST IMPRESSED YOU DIRTY NIGGERS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:08:24 2022 No.22995506 >>22995009 What's the deal with Tatsunokos anyways? I saw one get shot in the gut and the next day he was just out and about racing slot cars like nothing fucking happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:09:22 2022 No.22995542 >>22995343 Well you know we got a fish monger going around demanding we buy her fish or she'll be back the next day. People have bought the fish she sells. She refuses to stop showing up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:15:23 2022 No.22995756 >>22995506 I hear they mix in Asacoco with those energy drinks they get from the assistants. Shit's real potent, even saw a tatsunoko tank an RPG from an SSRB during a territory dispute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:24:31 2022 No.22996115 sneaking out of the kitchen after stealing the pizza for the Aruran Family Meeting Captcha:2VTSJ

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:28:32 2022 No.22996254 >>22996115 HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE /STARS/ BUNKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:30:20 2022 No.22996315 God living here on the 15th floor is pure hell with all these Haatons. Its just constant pig squeals at all hours. The smell is so bad its leaked into all my clothes and I can still smell it when I leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:35:57 2022 No.22996523 >>22995756 >territory dispute is this the kind of shit that happens at lower floors? how uncivilized t. a guy from the 65th floor

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:43:45 2022 No.22996764 >>22994425 have you checked if it's a boy or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:48:50 2022 No.22996930 File: 354 KB, 486x459, 1646849932988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22996764 If shes a boy, shes amazing at hiding it, since I keep catching her sleeping on my table in her underwear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:52:17 2022 No.22997043 >>22996254 Shit! uses a smoke bomb to escape

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:55:45 2022 No.22997140 File: 1.01 MB, 810x1151, 1625118693476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22995009 Just ask them to host their club on floor 893. Since its deserted, it wont matter if they throw each other through a few walls or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:59:04 2022 No.22997252 >>22996930 maybe it's really small, what about the boobs? go do some touching test

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:00:44 2022 No.22997311 >>22997252 I don't wanna touch that thing, she hasn't bathed in a week, and reeks of b.o and red bull.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:01:15 2022 No.22997326 >>22997311 what are you? gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:04:08 2022 No.22997412 Saplings on the 19th floor keep replacing the food in the community pantry with vegetables and shrooms. I swear those things are unsafe to eat. Exercise caution.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:07:30 2022 No.22997536 >>22997412 I can only imagine the constant uuuuuu-ing in that floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:10:28 2022 No.22997650 >>22997536 Sometimes they harmonize. It gets old after 4 hours

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:10:49 2022 No.22997664 New tenant here. I was forced to take the stairs to my floor yesterday and on my way up I noticed a buncha dudes on the 563rd floor didn't have any fingers. What the fuck is up with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:11:41 2022 No.22997703 Need someone to deliver some goods from the 35p floor to the 45p floor. Payment is 2 double cheeseburgers. Needs to have an n-word pass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:24:38 2022 No.22998203 >>22997664 Sounds like you found these guys: >>22971679

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:45:26 2022 No.22998891 Can sana stop being a a nigger and stream I live right next to her and she plays pokemon all day, lazy cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:11:54 2022 No.22999752 >>22997650 Does the harmonizing help sleep sometimes? Is the uuuuuu-ing somewhat ASMR like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:15:38 2022 No.22999862 >>22999752 it's actually really loud. I moved in with some sound dampeners cause of my job and it's the only reason its manageable for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:16:54 2022 No.22999898 >>22952941 >Think before you say something >... why? kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:25:04 2022 No.23000200 >>22954620 I don't speak mandarin gomen

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:31:16 2022 No.23000376 what the fuck is happening in /meat/ basement

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:31:50 2022 No.23000394 File: 509 KB, 534x629, ringoman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I redirect chuuba plumbing to ringofags, AMA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:34:58 2022 No.23000498 >>23000394 Is your sense is smell still intact?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:43:09 2022 No.23000790 I AM ON THE TWENTY FIFTH FLOOR I SHOULD NOT HEAR RAP BATTLES FROM THE THIRD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:44:27 2022 No.23000833 >>23000790 https://files.catbox.moe/v7ysq3.mp4 https://streamable.com/b9r0gx i caught a few bars, i personally think it sounds great

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:51:50 2022 No.23001076 i spotted a bunch of pre teen girls wearing swimsuits on my way past the chumbud floor. Is there a pool party going on or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:52:35 2022 No.23001104 >>23001076 ...they were girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:55:04 2022 No.23001187 >>23001076 >girls anon... I...

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:57:57 2022 No.23001290
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Has anyone seen my Nintendo Switch? I wanna play Mario Kart with my oshi, but i can't find it. Here's what it looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:08:56 2022 No.23001719 >>22988502 Same anon here, who the fuck threw 17 dead bodies of people dressed up as Gura with a swimsuit to the trash pile?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:16:04 2022 No.23002040 >>23001719 If those dead bodies were cunny, I'm starting a manhunt. If they were some random weirdos cosplaying as Gura, then it's another day in /vt/ tower.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:21:16 2022 No.23002248 I haven't seen the sun in years... Please let me out of the /stars/ bunker fridge

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:23:20 2022 No.23002326 File: 92 KB, 400x300, blue woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My security cam caught pic related earlier trying to break into my room. Anyone know who this is? Should I be worried?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:49:50 2022 No.23003386 File: 243 KB, 527x390, 1641642797292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23002248 You need to slay the fridge goblins to get out. If you can't do it yourself ask this guy to slay them for you, he's used to slaying goblins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:50:19 2022 No.23003407 File: 18 KB, 168x136, nogey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mahjong night on the 24th floor conference room. Anyone not in idol oufits will not be granted entry. Please bring your own beverage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:03:06 2022 No.23003920 >>23002248 ah hell naw broccoli, you'll stay there for another years

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:07:57 2022 No.23004112 one of my neighbors just got turned into lamy i think this floor is doomed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:08:44 2022 No.23004140 I just saw someone drag out their huge blue testicles out of their room. Anyone know who their chuuba is? I want big blue balls too...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:09:45 2022 No.23004185 >>23000498 Yes, I wear protection in order to work otherwise I would immediately cum upon the scent reaching my nose and that's bad for productivity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:30:05 2022 No.23005002 Hold up, this isn't the /jp/ tower... That damn cab dropped me off at the wrong place. Where am I and what is that smell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:42:25 2022 No.23005507 >>23005002 Welcome to hell. A long time ago my people had to leave /jp/ when our thread died and we have been living in a bunker mini fridge ever since. At least it's cleaner in here than in the upper floors of the building. t. Starsfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:12:43 2022 No.23006876 >>22990191 In the end, the janitor never came back. His will was most likely broken after he cleaned the central hole all day and the next it was filled again with all manner of unspeakable things.

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:21:34 2022 No.23007321
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Can the Ichimi stop singing fucking pirate shanties at the top of their lungs at 3 AM? Don't go near any apartments with "17" in the nunber, forget about the 17th floor. I got lost and walked past 1711 the other night and they were firing a fucking live cannon into the atrium. THERE ARE NO CANNONS IN AHOY, TCHAIKOVSKY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:46:48 2022 No.23008431 File: 2.97 MB, 498x323, 1646085940838.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23007321 Bro those are posers, the real shits are the ones on floor 27 blasting unison 24/7. Id rather be on floor 17 listening to Ahoy all night long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:48:04 2022 No.23008495 >>23004185 Are you the anon that installed the air extractor in Mori's toilet for me that fills my apartment with her braps? Thanks for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:00:50 2022 No.23009177 >>22973017 Absolutely not. You guys write weird fanfictions that don’t even feature vtubers. It’s like /wg/ except with only OCs and worse writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:05:00 2022 No.23009372 File: 222 KB, 640x802, 1638542660331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, anons, it's inspection day. Hope you got your merch ready. Any anon found without a sufficient amount of merch will be evicted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:06:03 2022 No.23009418 I went to the lobby floor and saw that we have a casino. A lot of deranged people betting about number there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:06:58 2022 No.23009458 >>23009372 Aren't you that faggot that tossed all my merch down the hole cause 'it wasn't your oshi'? I outta toss you down that hole you double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:07:41 2022 No.23009496 >>23009372 >Aka supa 500 ars Works every time

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:08:10 2022 No.23009515

Uh, anyone else think the kitchen on the 232nd floor smells a bit....odd? I could swear I saw the chef carrying some weird bag of ingredients in there the other night. She seems to ramble to herself a lot and I’m not too certain that anything she makes is truly edible...

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:10:43 2022 No.23009639
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>>23009458
Shouldn't have a cheating whore as your number one, fucker. Now buy the dog's figure or you're going next.

>>23009418
That's the GOOD Numbers-Casino. There's a shittier one that's a floor below the basement, where they actually smear discarded shit-tissues from the upper floors and bet on who faints first.

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:15:54 2022 No.23009868
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>>23009639
You slant eyed motherfucker, do you have any idea how hard its going to be to replace that Kaichou merch, that shits scalped harder than 3080s during 2020.

I'm gonna feed your 'yubi's to your goddamn bitch oshi you shitty bug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:18:24 2022 No.23009985 >>22995009 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:21:44 2022 No.23010136 >>23009418 Numbers casino is pretty messy these days

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:54:49 2022 No.23011554 >>22973017 I think both have their strong points, anon. I enjoy being both in the /vt/ tower and in /vtwbg/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:19:36 2022 No.23012727 Is paying the rent in ARS cheaper though? I live in the lower floors by the way

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:22:54 2022 No.23012899 >>23012727 SSRBs pay in ramen noodles, so why not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:24:37 2022 No.23012999 planning mischief

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:45:18 2022 No.23014179 STOP. HIJACKING. MY WIFI PASSWORD. YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS, YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SPEND ON YOUR SHITTY DAKIS AND FIGURINES, GO GET YOUR OWN FUCKING INTERNET.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:47:33 2022 No.23014281 >>23014179 ARE YOU THE NIGGER IN 208 WITH THE UOOH WIFI NETWORK? YOU DESERVE EVERY SINGLE BIT OF BANDWITH STOLEN

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:55:36 2022 No.23014706 does anybody else hear voices come from their window? its my oshi's voice.... shes telling me to come outside and play with her, im so excited and nervous guys i'm gonna go meet her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:57:04 2022 No.23014779 >>23014706 wait till this guy finds out it's just a recording I planted, he's gonna be so mad kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:23:40 2022 No.23016577 Did anybody catch the announcement that was played over the loudspeaker just now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:27:50 2022 No.23016974 >>23016577 The one about avoiding those floors with the PekoMiko and MiComet gang wars? SSRB really oughta stop supplying both with all those firearms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:30:33 2022 No.23017191 >>23014706 >>23014779 When will you niggers learn that the jumpers all land on MY balcony when I’m doing my Pikamee teakettle whistle compilation editing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:49:55 2022 No.23018905 >>23016577 Something about Robosas in the upper floors causing power outages or some shit

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:21:36 2022 No.23021489
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The mental image of a ssrb carrying a bag of ramen noodles in its mouth to give to its land lord is about as adorable as imagining one somehow operating a forklift to sell smuggled weapons to militant hoshiyomis and 35ps

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:22:53 2022 No.23021611 >>23021489 (Me) Little shits really need to stop running around and exploding all day though, we lost 86 floors cause of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:23:49 2022 No.23021696 >>23016577 About the future deletion of /tsun/ floors? Yes, I heard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:35:20 2022 No.23022638 There are packs of schizos roaming around the corridors We need to do something about the packs of schizos roaming around the corridors

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:38:11 2022 No.23022876 >>23022638 the entire tower is schizo central bro...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:44:48 2022 No.23023397 >>23022638 They're harmless, I've had one argue with my door knob for 3 hours, insisting it wasnt his oshi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:48:36 2022 No.23023717 I heard there was free pizza on the 2434th floor

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:56:15 2022 No.23024270 Look We're working on the bottle problems after the last incident Just remember if you see more than one Lamy carrying out cases full of bottles you're seeing things and should close the door and forget what. Or you're joining us

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:59:12 2022 No.23024493 >>23024270 You lammy's can pretend to not exist all you want, but stop leaving your shitty bottles outside my door.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 05:01:41 2022 No.23024671 >>23021489 You should see their cute little rooms where everything's mini-sized to suit the lil' guys better. Hard to believe these tiny dudes are like half of the reason things get so violent around this place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 05:05:04 2022 No.23024953 >>23024671 They're strong little fuckers too. I saw one take a big boy tatsunoko the other day, he just shoved him out the window, exploded, and they squared off in the parking lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 05:12:06 2022 No.23025476 >>23024493 They're trying to intimidate you. You gonna let some elves scare you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 05:12:53 2022 No.23025528 >>23024953 Just the other day I had one come up to my shin and bat it cutely with his tiny paw. He was telling me to GTFO because they were gonna be using the area as an FOB for another op but goddamn was that cute as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 05:13:45 2022 No.23025603 Did you just hear that? Did Someone just bomb the Tsunderia floors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 05:15:35 2022 No.23025763 >>23025603 Sounded like Mori just had some spicy food for lunch to me.

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