I'M HORNY
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Kiara sighs as she sits in front of her computer, putting together another thumbnail for her next Zelda playthrough. “Man, I wish I could collab more with the other girls, but…well, I guess I’m overthinking it. Maybe our schedules just don’t line up too well.”
Suddenly, the door behind her slams open! “Wrong!” Kiara hears someone shout, and she turns around to see five people crowd into the room. To her shock, it’s Council! All of them! “Aren’t you all supposed to be on another continent?” the phoenix blurts.
“Who cares! We don’t collab NOT because of schedules! We don’t collab because we HATE you, Kiara!” Kronii bellows, and man can she bellow.
“That’s right! We hate how when you DO ask us for collabs, we have no choice but to say yes because we are emotionally stunted women with no backbone! And then it’s your fault that we feel guilty because you organise it!” Bae chirps.
“Because we hate you so much, we’re going to give you the collab of your life~uuuuu~” Fauna sashays forward in a very Fauna-like way.
“Oh no!” Kiara shouts in terror but also a considerable degree of arousal as she realizes what is about to happen.
“Oh yes,” Mumei says quietly, as she pulls out a twelve-inch double-ended deluxe rubber ribbed dildo with inbuilt battery-powered vibration capability (experimental model not covered by warranty).
“That’s beeeeg.” Sana gloats, as Kronii leers behind her, cupping her giant boobs.
Fauna gently but assertively pushes Kiara down on her bed and lifts up her regulation-standard KFP skirt - which is to say, there isn’t very much of it to lift up.
<THEN THEY ALL FUCK, I COULDN'T WRITE THIS PART BECAUSE I WAS TOO HORNY ALREADY>