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Not your typical humor thread. I want /vt/ JOKES. No webms, no memes, just JOKES. What true sense of humor does /vt/ have? What makes you guys really laugh? Make this shit funny! I think we could all use a good laugh about right now...

>> No.22863969
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>>22863763
A holofag, a nijifag and a vshojofag walk into a bar....

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Reddit thread ? Reddit thread.
Post your best reddit memes.

>> No.22863995

>>22863763
My oshi is a virgin.

>> No.22864035

>>22863763
jokes are fucking gay

>> No.22864066
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How do you call a mentally sane poster in /nijiEN/ threads?

"A tourist"

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>>22864066
That bad, huh?

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ogey

>> No.22864258

>>22863763
opticommits crime

>> No.22865692
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>>22863763
What do you call a vtuber that isn't holo?

A vcylinder

>> No.22866173

>>22865692
good one

>> No.22866921
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Thank very much, everyone.
You know, I feel very guilty when I come out on stage - you're all whooping and clapping, I haven't done anything yet.
Like Sana in Hololive.

So its summertime, I was at the beach with Okayu this morning. I said to her "you shouldn't eat before swimming", she said "why?"
I said, because you look fat.

I'm wearing a pink shirt today. People say it's a bit gay, but I don't mind, I like my pink shirt. I'm a very gay friendly act. In fact, I was asked by Miko to judge her "Hololive Pride" competition. I said, sure, I'll judge it; It's against nature, it's against God, and you're going to hell.

>> No.22868420

what do you call a umm hmmmmm i forgot the joke

>> No.22868682
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*KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

"Kizuna AI"

Who?

"DO YOUR REPS, NEWFAG!!!"

>> No.22870319

>>22868682
bad

>> No.22870366

This thread just proves we’re all humourless husks.

>> No.22870936 [DELETED] 

Gem

>> No.22871427

KFP, Sapling and a Sanalite are sitting at the bar
"I miss Kiwawa" says the KFP "she only streamed for six hours today!"
"I miss Sana" says the Sanalite "she only streamed once this month!"
"I MISS FAUFAUUUUUUUUUUU-" cries the Sapling "-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

r8 my joke

>> No.22873588

>>22871427
i don't get it

>> No.22873748

>>22864258
Motherfuck

>> No.22873897

>>22871427
I laughed

>> No.22874317

>>22864258
kek

>> No.22877452

>>22871427
Squeeb/10

>> No.22877809

/vt/ posters are the joke.

>> No.22877876

only one good one so far damn im disappointed

>> No.22879180

>>22864066
I laughed

>> No.22882169

>>22866921
Kek

>> No.22882368

I have the greatest joke of all! Your oshi!

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>>22882368
My oshi is a great comedian!

>> No.22884560

>>22868682
i like it

>> No.22891986
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A Nijifan running along a cliff edge, he's out for his early morning jog.
Through the morning fog he sees a small figure as he run towards the figure he can make out a small boy, as he get closer he can hear him sobbing. He runs upto him and says "what is wrong little boy?"
The little boy eplies "my mummy and daddy fell of the cliff."
The Nijifan looks over the cliff and sure enough, two broken crumpled bodies lie at the bottom.
He turns to the boy, un buttons his fly and says "not your lucky day, is it?"

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>>22863763
This should count

>> No.22893967

How can you tell when a vtuber is lying?
Their lying whore mouth is moving.

>> No.22895126

yeah, in six streams

>> No.22896979

I never want to hear VT complain again about a vtuber not being entertaining.

>> No.22899189

>>22882368
What do you call it when she comes?
yoroshiku

>> No.22900616

>>22892434
This could work if the holofan ordered a glass of horse semen.

>> No.22906507

>>22863763
not funny

>> No.22906766

an aloe oshi walks into a bar with aloe on his shoulder. the bartender says "woah, where'd you find that thing?" aloe looks at him and says, "chile, they got em all over the place!"

>> No.22907709

>>22871427
are saplings really this needy? i want to cuddle one...

>> No.22912264

>>22864066
KEK

>> No.22912306

>>22868682
Ha its funny because it's true

>> No.22914170

>>22896979
this thread proves that all the retards complaining about vtubers being unfunny are even less funny

>> No.22916494

>>22891986
do people really go for a morning jog wearing pants with fly and buttons?

>> No.22916516

>>22868682
This could become it's own thread

>> No.22916563

Modern Vtubing

>> No.22916569

>>22863763
I had sex

>> No.22916750

>>22864066
>How do you call
ESL ALERT ESL ALERT

>> No.22916765

>>22864066
Lmao

>> No.22918946

>>22864258
The best joke that ever came out of /vt/

>> No.22919179

>>22871427
UUUUUU/10

>> No.22919214

>>22916750
seethe

>> No.22919350

What did the anons say to Shigure Ui?

>> No.22919355
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>24 hours
>only 7 jokes
don't ever complain again about a vtubers being unfunny

>> No.22919463

>>22893967
God bless Subaru's terrible facetracking.

>> No.22921359

>>22864066
heyyyyoooo

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>>22864066
How do you call a mentally sane poster in /nijiEN/ threads?

a holobrony

>> No.22926587

>>22919355
I will

>> No.22926916

>>22919355
It's not my job to come up with jokes buster

>> No.22929218

What's the difference between a gay bar and the NijiEn thread?
Less Holobronies

>> No.22929801

A new study shows that you can identify a vshojofan from his face alone.
It's the face that's buried in another man's ass.

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It's a good thing this hasn't taken off because none of /vt/'s jokes ever land.

>> No.22933378

I was promised funny
where's the funny

>> No.22934122

>>22891986
Needs more punch, chumpedo. 'Nijifan' just makes you sound tribal and moves the punchline way too far up. Try:

A young man running along a cliff edge, he's out for his early morning jog.
Through the morning fog he sees a small figure as he run towards the figure he can make out a small boy, as he get closer he can hear him sobbing. He runs upto him and says "what is wrong little boy?"
The little boy eplies "my mummy and daddy fell of the cliff."
Vox Akuma looks over the cliff and sure enough, two broken crumpled bodies lie at the bottom. He turns to the boy, un buttons his fly and says "not your lucky day, is it?"

>> No.22935273

>>22933378
you are the joke, anon

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